m here wotsit
still not entirely clear what you mean by autistic beep beep
Azusa Nakano (her on the right, me on the left)
Downloading linux mint in order to get hands on while working through pic related. Once my MacBook® Air™ finally dies (6 years going strong) I plan to make the switch to linux if all goes well.
Can't afford to buy a mac and the windows 10 botnet stuff puts me off a great deal.
>the windows 10 botnet stuff puts me off a great deal.
I think Blacked is the best porn studio ever
The girls are always so gorgeous and the production values are really second to none
If you've never checked out a Blacked video I highly encourage you to
literally just want to go to bed to start eating again
going to have peanut fucking butter, banana slices on irish soda bread
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
>I enjoy sacrificing bandwidth and my personal data so the microsoft jew can more easily sell me his wares and keep an eye on me
>windows operating systems are also a must for me because I am an avid video gamer; I just love playing video games and that means I am more than happy to have Bill Gates plunder my anus in order that I can indulge my manchild hobby
Oh prob should've mentioned this part. The way to do it is to stay in a temple lodging actually on the mountain:
I stayed at 'Ichijoin'
I use unRAID so that I can my freedom-respecting OS and only use Windows for gaming, using features on my CPU such as IOMMU and PCI-passthrough to use my native hardware at 100% on the Windows virtual machine where my games currently reside
>Willies in me bluddy feckin' bum, lads, willies in me FUCKING BUMM AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>I use unRAID so that I can my freedom-respecting OS and only use Windows for gaming, using features on my CPU such as IOMMU and PCI-passthrough to use my native hardware at 100% on the Windows virtual machine where my games currently reside
Let me tell you lads about the worst experience I ever had in school, it was so humiliating.
>15 years old, in year 10 science lesson
>teachers tells us to sit around his desk while he demonstrates what we have to do
>teacher leaves to get the equipment, everyone moves their chairs around his desk
>I'm sat in my chair, completely surrounded by people
>one of the popular lads taps me on the shoulder and says "[popular girl] wants to be your girlfriend you know.."
>can hear his mates muffled snickering
>he says it again, but louder
>the girl he was talking about over hears
>"anon, I really do want to be your girlfriend, I love you"
>whole class stares at me and erupts into laughter, remember the whole class was sat around me
>I say "n-no, I know you're joking stop it"
>"anon please be my boyfriend, you're SOOO fit :^)"
>even more laughter from everyone
>my face goes bright red, showing I was uncomfortable, which warranted even more laughter
>the lads who started it are laughing and patting me on the back saying "go on lad, go for it, she's wants you lad, don't you want her to be your first girlfriend?"
>"I-I know she's joking its not funny"
>could barely speak because of a lump in my throat, literally holding back tears
>popular girl chimes in again "anon I'm not joking though, I seriously love you and I want to have sex with you :^)"
>teacher finally comes back and shuts them up
And here I am, 4 years later and still a kissless virgin with no gf haha
Yeah that sucks the nuts desu.
When I'm banned from 4chan I listen to podcasts on my phone. I basically don't use messageboards if I have to use my phone and don't listen to podcasts if I use my computer
So it's good to be banned once in a while
I am naked and thinking about her Calvin
hard as nails
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in
Regret it desu
hey /brit/, wanna play this cool game i just found haha xx
>get a new follower on Instagram
>an hour or so later, the follower unfollows
Fucking infuriating. You think you're gaining followers, but really it's just popular Instagram users getting your attention for you to hopefully like/follow THEIR account.
Anyone looking at your account sees your followers go up and down like a yoyo. It's embarrassing.
>Hey /a/ anime is for fagets heh
>Hey /r9k/ ur kissless virgins heh
>Hey /lgbt/ lesbos don't real only men can really be gay btw leftists are degenerates heh
>Hey /pol/ niggerdicks heh
>Hey /int/ India heh
I remember being back on /b/ in like 2007 and you'd get really excited if a thread you made got lots of replies. It was the measure of a good thread and meant success.
Generals killed board culture on this site
Is desustorage down for anybody else
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I was extremely shy in secondary school, I couldn't of done that even if I wanted to. It wasn't the first time that particular pack of normies attempted to single me out and laugh at me. In sixth form the popular girl from that story was in my business class and she used to always give me the longest thing to read out during presentations on purpose so they could all laugh at me when I was trying to read it out loud. She used to always complain to the teacher that I wasn't helping out with the group because I didn't talk, but I was just really shy and she fucking knew it.
due to my vanity i assume this post was somehow aimed directly or indirectly at me
but i dont see why, i havent abused you tonight as far as i can tell
unless well-deserved criticism of your more puerile musical preferences is classed as bullying
Do you like to read through old threads?
>I can only recognise the shape of the word
I'd would've rather of had that shit happen to me, seriously. You can wash milk out of your hair and you can just walk into the girls toilets to get your bag. Nothing you can do to get over everyone looking at you and laughing at you for being a loser all the time.
>White coffee? WHITE COFFEE!?
>Isle of white? ISLE OF WHITE?
>sooty? DO I LOOK SOOTY TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER?
>Whites go first? WHITES GO FIRST!?
>Keep off the grass? KEEP OFF THE GRASS?
I wasn't the one who decided to do fucking pointless group work that doesn't count for shit. I would've been able to contribute if people didn't take the piss out of me every time I opened my fucking mouth.
no you wouldn't
do you know how embarrassing it is to stand outside the girls toilets begging girls to go in and get your bag for you? all the normies would come along and laugh at me doing it and tell them not to give me my bag
>so glad I have 4chan, normies are powerless here
All trains out of the capital's third busiest station were cancelled.
The disruption came after a man was reportedly struck by a train at around 4.30pm in east London.
British Transport Police were called to reports of an incident in Bow.
The man was pronounced dead at the scene.
>black people shouting
actually come to think I had a personal tutor in primary school that helped with me with remembering the order of things (still don't know months or alphabet desu) and did a lot of reading and spelling with.
Maybe I overcame it
you disingenuous tyke
firstly i hope thats not the New Exciting Ky Edit™ as its a very mundane showing if so
secondly ive never posted this particular one for clear reasons; its shit and not befitting of my List
carry on like this and prepare to face the consequences, this is your final warning by god
Remember when /brit/ wasn't a UKIP/closet racist circlejerk?
Been here since the start you mongs, /brit/ was /ukip/ before britpol was even a thing
It was ukip vs lowercase being a Tory shill and a few labour pakis
I remember /pol/ tossing each other off in glee about the chance of him becoming PM or at the very least form a coalition government
>Bought a pizza to eat tonight but left it in the fridge at work
>Being happy that UKIP didn't do well
Enjoy your Muslim caliphate then I guess...
Literally stopped caring lad, honestly.
It's the culture that makes the people, Muslims born here are only Muslims by the loosest definition. So long as they abide by our laws and support our culture which values equality and peace (and money) more than anything else, well be fine.
>The most important issue I vote on? Why, getting the muzzies out of course
I used to think Blackpool was called Blackpool because the water was literally black. When I was a kid I tried to swim in it but my dad grabbed me before I made it to the water and told me to stay out because it was toxic.
>Immigration isn't an important issue goy I mean guy.
will daisy ever truly become a meme on /brit/ like the caras, maisies and generic gook girl #361 have before her?
>UKIP are a meme party!
>1 seat lol!
>Vote conservatives they will clamp down on immigration ;)
cutest part of the film and her face isn't even in it HAha
Always shocked when I see middle easterners wearing normal clothes, watches and using modern smart phones. How long have they been like that? Swear to god 10 years ago when you saw them on the news they were wearing rags and look like they had never seen a phone before.
>even if you really like UKIP it's undeniable they are a meme party
took our jerbs
also rape our women! obviously I have never cared even slightly about this and have automatically assumed all rape claims to be false but this time it's serious business
>took our jerbs also rape our women! obviously I have never cared even slightly about this and have automatically assumed all rape claims to be false but this time it's serious business
Don't have a problem with foreigners desu, but I have a problem with the way non-euro immigrants think.
Don't want to live next door to an immigrant from Iraq who thinks it's okay to beat women and kill gays. Muslims she be forced to denounce their religion to live in the UK. Islam is literally toxic.
have you ever slapped someone on the bum and accidentally put your finger up their sphincter?
>Muslims she be forced to denounce their religion to live in the UK. Islam is literally toxic.
can't decide which one is my favourite, they're all great tbqh
just waiting for someone to dare making an early thread
almost £1k down the shitter, and I've got more to buy yet
Degens getting BTFO'd