>First person to ever reach Canada
>LITERALLY FUCKING NAMED LEAF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING MAKE THIS UP!!!!!!
A FUCKING LEAF
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
>mfw all this butthurt about having a leaf on our flag
Is there literally no other country that does this? Surely there must be one.
>posting a member of the ethnic majority in Canada
DUDE LEAFS LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE THIS CAPACHA I GOT!!!!
LITERALLY SOLVE FOR THE LEAFS!!! YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY FABRICATE SUCH ABSURDITIES!!!!!!
>Swedish person thinking he can mock any other country on earth
Just to confirm, WE WUZ LEAFS is a reference to WE WUZ KANGZ right? What does that even mean?
>what do you want to wear to the pride parade?
>just leaf my shit up, eh?
When will Canada update the flag to show their new national leaf?
I mean come on, it's 2016
>go to school
>go to hospital
>pay 800,000$ from getting shot
>go to work
>go to sleep
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>Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.
>Ok guys we need an idea for our flag
>Let's just put some random ass constellation there
alcoholics anonymous is native cultural genocide
AHAHAHAHA A LEAF HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY LOL XDDDD
You're not fucking funny, so shut your fucking mouths. Canada opened their arms to my family years ago, and it's a great country. Fuck all of you.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Canada thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "2015" weed guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking leaf. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Canada memeing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DUDE WEED DUDE WEED DUDE WEED" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.