THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE SHIPOST EMPIRE
>whole country is HIV
>get blown away by tornado
>Wake up in hospital
>t. doctor "you will have to pay 250 000$ for surgery and the time you stayed at this hospital"
>While driving get a call
>"This is police speaking I just want to tell you that your kid been shot in school shooting"
>Drive to see your kid
>While driving get shot by random nigger
>Survive but die from heart attack 2 days later
>>Pay $120000 for medical bills
>don't care because we're filthy rich
>Source: European agencies for fundamental rights
Yeaaaaah, no. Lithuanian architecture is too slavic.
In 1993, a study showed that cudly koalas would most prefer to live in Baltics if the eucalyptus trees they rely on were not indigenous to only 1 continent.
Riga zoo has 5 koalas and the strongman Ivars Bergmanis when called to carry heavy turtles from 1 zoo habitat to another noted that he would much rather carry cuddly koalas.
Have u heard of David Bowie? :DDDDDD
HE IS DEAD :DDDDDDDD
But when he was alive, he travelled by train through the evil empire aka USSR because he was afraid of planes like YOU :DDDDD
I have sex with your mothers so often, I decided to just write a cron job to do that.
FUCKING SWEDEN GOT THE GET
THEY DIDNT DESERVE THIS
Not where I live, I'm inland, and inland Australia generally means dry. Only really gets humid before it rains. There are the typical grass bugs and that but mosquitoes aren't a huge problem. If I were to drive 2 or 3 hours east to the coast it would be another story.
I know eh?
Not only is it amazing that we can interact with people across the globe, but it's even more incredible that we have a common language to have a conversation in.
Also, NICE trips.
I'm just keeping myself awake for no reason at this point.
>Germans are so cucked they think having sex with your own race is incest
Five or so days of rain and misery and now this shit
>have a dream that i move to a new town and have no friends
>about to go out skateboarding
>see about a dozen other people around my age on skateboards
>they see me and start talking to me
>about 15 of us skateboarding through a large but cozy city causing mayhem and having fun
>having the time of my life
>start getting chased by fat mall cop
>we all scatter and spread to different parts of the city
>wake up because alarm to go to job
>looks like it's gonna be a fucking beautiful day
>starts raining the second i step out the door
>cloudy and grey, rained all last night
>shit's all gay and muggy
>go for a walk
>sun comes out as soon as I get home
worst summer i've seen in years, ngl
1. Your cunt
2. Post commercials
ONE THREE DOUBLE OH
Either in debt to Goymoney and collapsing? Or lost half their country to Turkey? Wew lad
Best former Ottomans are probably Romanians tbqh. Which is saying something, because Ottomans ruin countries. Compare Bosnia (Ottoman) to Croatia (Austrian/Hungarian).
oh look, it's germanys little bitch talking shit
how's life mister shitadupolous von debtopulus? good i presume? everything being bought up by foreign capital i presume? islands gone, railway, gone, shipyards, gone, etc. country going to shit i presume? no worries, eh?
why don't you fuck off you communist shit
SIX TRIPLE FIVE O SIX
Is that roof seal or what
At least I'm formal and educated enough to pretend to sympathise with third world countries while pronouncing their names the proper way in front of my acquaintances.
Lithuanians speak the oldest language in the world. Their language is also known as the proto-proto-indo-european language in the linguist society. It is the closest language to the ancient Sanskrit.
kek heres one you'll enjoy damian, its JUST too perfect
Shame only a few million speakers, you should've enriched the Finns
Balts were only strong enough to bully Livonians because Livonians were trapped on that small strip of land. Wouldn't have gone so easy against Oeselians, mainlanders or Suomi or Häme.
>Shame only a few million speakers, you should've enriched the Finns
They did when they invaded to the areas which are now known as Latvia and Lithuania. Before that, Southern Finno-Ugric peole lived from Estonia to Prussia.
Also, it is known that Latvians and Lithuanians are genetically Finno-Ugric, but only with foreign culture and language.
Jacked it to some Yosuga No Sora, shit was cash
once did a wankathon to the entirety of Kill la Kill, only blew my load at the end of the entire series
literally hit the ceiling with jizm, felt better than anything I'd ever experienced then or since
>Livonians had half of estonia and upper latvia
Just because the area was called after Livonians by some autistic Germans, doesn't make the entire area Livonian. Just like Saxons actually never lived in Saxonia, Germany.
Livonians didn't have shit, they were basically extinct at the time. It was the Teutonic Order/Livonian Order that had the area of Livonia.
>Delusions are a strong finno-urgic trait.
What was so delusional about my post?
The series is good though, the funniest scene is when the haru invites a chick from school over, and she catches him doggying his sister
What did he say?
Shit same thing here
>Dank well from the middle ages found in Londons Australia House
I honestly believe the well is a portal that connects Britain to Australia, bravo
It's literally the cheapest plan, I use all the minutes and get unlimited texts so it doesn't bother me. If I ever get into a situation where I can't afford by internet bill at least I'll have a backup shitload of data to use
>Latvians and lithuanians arent finno-urgic, they are baltic.
No shit, m8. You speak baltic languages and have baltic culture. But GENETICALLY you have the same Finno-Ugric ancestors as Estonians, Finns and other Finno-Ugric people.
During the fall of the Roman Empire, Balts invaded north, to Lithuania and Latvia and were assimilated into the local Finno-Urgic people, but their culture and language became dominant.