/cum/

This is already going to be a bad thread

New rule: Only New Mexicans are allowed to post here

Shit thread

this is going to be a great thread!!

>>53884857
Very accurate picture, thanks OP.

I need girls to out themselves right now.

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Watching 1974's The Little Prince movie.

>>53884960
i agree

>grabs your benis
Ahh.... what do we have here...
Oh, are you happy to see me?

>>53885206
is this erp?

>>53885206
fuggg :DDDD

>>53885302
https://twitter.com/dadsfortrump

>>53885390
:3

>>53885323
>>53885390
Seeing /cum/ makes me want to cum.

>>53885302
>being childless is a bad thing

>>53885444
>not wanting qt daughteru to show the world to

>>53885522
being a fag

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Remember that although status isn't everything, you seriously need to have some pride in yourself.

Talking with you fake online friends is well and fine, but you need to put yourself out there. I know people would like you if you'd only try.

>>53885444
Time to grow up and stop wasting your time on 4chan bro

>>53885692
pls don't hurt my feelings

>>53885692
im an orginiser for the bernie campaign

>>53885558
>japan in charge of child birth

>>53885735
t your wifes kid

>>53885692
I'm almost 30. I can't see anyone liking me irl at this point man.

>>53885302
ha, I wonder where the line is drawn when talking about this things.
>"Next on fox news, why being a libertarian will make your anus to prolapse"
Media (all around the world) has become the sick twisted parody they all used to joke about.

>>53884921
>>53885020
I thought you needed an auxillary verb.

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>>53885302

>>53885871
that means your in the age group for women who want to get married

>>53885871
Women really have less value at 30, and >>53885963 makes a good point.

It should be easier then to find people your own age.

>>53885302
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
BTFO

>>53885884
then it's je m'ai prepare

it's not fucking rocket science you goddamn tool

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>Can't take a normal shit without taking grained fiber the day before
I can feel the suicide event horizon creeping up on me

>>53886105
>>53885963
Yeah but I've never even kissed, had sex, or even been on a date with a girl before. I can't remember when I last talked to a girl.

>>53886262
Yes, but have you ever actually tried?

>>53886262

Do you do anything to try and meet women?

>>53886837
Yeah when I was around 18-23 years old then I gave up.

>>53884956
>>53884960

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fuckin dead lads

>>53886129
Pretty sure pronominal verbs use the auxiliary verb être, not avoir. Not such a genius rocket scientist now, are you????

Has anyone tried Blade & Soul?
Thinking about downloading it since I don't have an MMO to play right now.

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>>53886923
>tupelo

I hit a parked cars mirror while driving and it didn't break. Jesus Christ almost had a heart attack

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>>53886923

>>53885692
Im /shutin/
I have to go to work and schmooz and try to hustle money out of people 4 nights in the week.
hate leaving

>>53887003
Elvis was born there. It's a shitty town, I've been there.

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Why dont you have a tall gf anon?

>>53886961

my lesbian friend said it was fun and there's lots of jiggly boobies in it

>>53887147
they should at least change the name of the town to Elvis or Presley

>>53887264
I like short girls

>>53884942
>>53884921
It was Je me suis préparé

>>53887285
what did he mean by this

what means 'set'?

set my brother free??

>>53887369
please dont shitpost m8

>>53887274
I might wait a few days
I just hope it isn't another mediocre mmo with no endgame

>>53887369
deja a mi hermano libre

>>53887264
Tall girls generally aren't as desirable as short girls.

>>53887369
In the same context as "let"

"Let my brother free"

>>53886262
>>53886886
Keep trying, senpai. I believe in you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO22oqCqpzw

>>53887424

Pretty much all MMO's have no endgame

>>53885302

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS REAL.

>>53887693
What? It's real?

>>53887047
comfy weather

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>>53887664
I wish you were wrong

>>53887732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tj-Hp7AYlk

>>53887821
Oh my. Thank you for the link.

I was positive it was an edit. Hearing a guy say that on the main stream news... wew.

>>53887893

On MSNBC too, whew.

It's true though, they've probably kept their eye on /pol/ for a little while.

>>53887821
I can't believe it

>>53887369
to do something

>>53885558
You don't need to announce that to the world, shinji.

>>53887821
why is he so rude..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWfGKt0aZLI

Did any of guys ever go to these protests?

>>53887943
Even so, that's like, being very specific. Are pokemon and retro gamers who masturbate to porn of their stuff next? HOW FAR IS TOO FAR?

Seriously though, lad. Your politics are entertaining.

>>53888029
Someone insulted his waifu?

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Am I white?

>>53887817

WoW is the only game with a real endgame...but that game is shit nowdays so pretty much nothing

>>53888029
>>53887954
>>53887893
look through his twitter
that guy has clearly got off to some anime more than a few times

>>53888199
so someone really did tell him his waifu a shit

>>53888136

It's all a big game to pundits

>>53887821
Why did they cut it off? Was there no reaction?

>>53887943
I think he has

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/689643209346191360

Suicide Squad looks neat Tbh

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I made cream cheese & ham quiche

sorry for shit phone camera

>>53885522
Hello win butler

>>53888602


are you white?

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>>53888602
looks delicious
thanks, now i'm hungry

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>>53884857
I like this edition

>>53888652
he made a quiche

that's pretty much the whitest thing you can do

>>53888602
looks good, here's a (You)

>>53888602
how is it

>>53888163
Yeah, I'm late to the WoW party
Tried it in summer 2015, and meh

>>53888602
I need to give quiche a second chance

had some really old quiche and didn't like it very much

>>53888718

yeah , just wanted to confirm, that def looks like white people's food

>>53888652
yes
>>53888697
come to winnipeg and i'll give you some quiche pekka
>>53888760
it is really good
i should have used a little more onion in it, but other than that it was great
>>53888781
you definitely should
you can't judge it based on some old stuff heh

>>53888927
yea in theory it sounds delicous

>>53888798
It's an egg pie, with milk/cream. So... custard pie.

It really is good, you can throw damn near anything into a quiche.

Dont know if I want to go to the gym today, but I already skipped Sunday

Going to the store, you guys need anything?

>>53889076
a gf

>>53889076
Pick up a wrap so we can blaze, my good friend.

And get some stuff for nachos.

>>53889076
What kind of store?
I could use some more Pocky :3

>>53888954
absolutely desu
>>53889054
you pretty much can
i made one quiche with eggs, broccoli, cheese, ham, cream cheese, and green onion, and the other with tuna, sauteed onion, cream cheese, cheese, and broccoli

they're so versatile

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>>53889154
>Pocky

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You're in a post-nuclear-apocalypse GameStop when this chick slaps your gf's ass. Keep in mind she has a weapon that launches miniature nuclear bombs and is the leader of an army of deadly robots

What do you do?

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>>53889214

>gf

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>>53889167
Sounds tasty. Especially that tuna one, tuna and onion is like a childhood flashback to tuna noodle casserole.

So dope.

>>53889154
Just the local gas station my friend but Ill try finding you a snack.

>>53889105
They might be all out, sorry man.

>>53889126
Can you just use the bong? Alright I'll get you those nachos. You want anything to drink?

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>>53888602
That looks great, anon.
Did you follow a specific recipe?

That canadian lesbian in sweden is in my guild on nostalrius

What shall I do?

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>>53889214
Trade her my girlfriend in exchange for the bomb launcher and rule the remnants of Earth as a god.

>>53889500

does she talk about being a lesbian all the time there as well?

>>53889327
Alright I'll clean it then.

Get some isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt.

>i wish i had a bong

>>53889214
Ask her if she is a communist and if she likes Chinese cartoons.

Then awkwardly complain about Apocalypse robot lesbians on my radio station.

>>53889500
Gkick

Or befriend her and dox

That's what I would do but I'm mean

>>53887264
i am the tall gf
>tfw 5'10"
>tfw ywn be petite adorable and cute
just fuck my shit up

>>53889500
>nostalrius
what's that?

>>53889500
Send her that pic or tell her to post feet

>>53889500
what the fuck is a nostalrius

>>53889613
I'll climb you like a tree anon.

I'll build a treehouse between your boobs and have tin can telephone conversations with people on the ground.

>>53889500
send her photos of lamp posts in your city every day until you die

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>>53889613
Me too

I'm 5'11"

>Tfw ex said being with me in public was emasculating


I just want to be cute

>>53889613
I hope you dress as an Amazon woman literally every Halloween or you're doing life wrong.

>>53889587
There's always at least one doxfaggot lurking.

Which is why it's never a good idea to post anything personal on 4chan.

Ever.

>>53889563
It does come up, as does swedish shit

>>53889613
>implying i'm going to reply to someone's gf

>>53889620
what pic? I don't browse /cum/ anymore, I just came on to ask my good buds what to do

>>53889674
google.com
alternatively it's a classic wow private server

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>>53889613
>what's that?
vanilla World of warcraft private server

>>53889770
thx friend

>being gorgeous around niggers
Is there a worse hell?

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>there are tall girls in this very thread right now at this moment as we speak

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>>53889319
Oh man, I think I know the kind of casserole you're talking about. my mom made those too.
>>53889371
Thanks!
I followed a recipe as a guideline from a cookbook my mom made for me when I moved out

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>>53889869
*winks in Spanish*

>>53889851
Curries also physically stalk you but they're less rude about it. But they smell bad.

I don't know. I wish I could shoot people.

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>>53889770
This one

>>53889901
tfw no tall redhead gf with big eyebrows

>>53889869
*winks in engrish*

u want sum fuk baybe

>>53889953
Is that her?

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>>53889873
>I followed a recipe as a guideline from a cookbook my mom made for me when I moved out
kawaii as fuck

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>>53889873
Ohhh.
Family recipes are the best desu

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>>53889759
Solid advice

>>53889869
I'm usually a lurker

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>>53889869

>>53890035
Are you thighguy?

>>53890073
No. My thighs are great though apparently

>>53889687
sometimes i think it might be cute to have a manlet bf, but i dunno.

>>53889741
how tall was he?

>>53889953
ol' neanderthan reconstruction head ass

>>53890005
i don't think so

>>53890010
she is great
>>53890013
definitely, they're always fantastic

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>>53890010

>>53890173
I'm 5'11, good enough right?

My friend that is majoring in economics is telling me that we're fucked to find jobs now
What's going on?

>>53890297
my last bf was that tall. it was pretty comfy but i don't wear heels hardly ever.

>>53890173
5'9"
You could hardly tell a height difference desu

>>53890317
We're fucked to find jobs now unless all our parents die before they replace themselves with TFW.

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>>53890297
Barely over 180cm, so you can be called a man (barely)

Also, r8 my pic /cum/

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I've actually dated two different girls who were 5'11"

apparently it's more common than I thought. It's ok though because I'm 6'2"

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>>53890297
>one inch away from 6 feet
this is a bad feel

>>53890371
heels and makeup aren't as qt as just a humble sweatshirt and jeans, or hell even sweats if its around the house

>>53890490
10/10

>>53890416
C A N N O T

E V E N

everyone under 6'3" is a dirty manlet

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>>53890552

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>>53890526
>tfw 2 inches away from 6 feet
At least I'm young and I'll still grow r-right

>>53890603
just eat those veggies or whatever

I'm amazed I even got this tall where most my family is really short

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>>53890603
I sprouted to 5'10" when I was 14 then never grew again

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>>53890583
>>53890416
Well, aren't you two afraid? I think it's pretty scary ;_;

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>>53890526
>>53890603
It's okay as long as you're cute.

>>53890416
What's a "pocs"?

Like chicken pocks? I assume it's a Mexican thing.

>>53890690
Same.

At least it's within the spectrum of normal male height, albeit on the shorter side.

I have a friend who's 5'5. Poor bastard.

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>>53890572
stop it

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>>53890583
I hate cunts who think political views determine a friendship

like nigga what

>>53890714
person of colour
tumblrisms

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>>53890714
people of colour I think

>>53890532
jeans boots and flannel all day erry day

>>53890714
autistic way of sayin black folks

>>53890761
>>53890787
>tumblr
why is this always the answer to weird shit and acronyms lately

>>53890821
>flannel
HNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>53890690
I was always short until I was around 16 and now I'm 6'3"

>>53890760
I can't. Manlets must learn

>>53884857
I just could not notice how Honoka is grabbing Kotoris boobs. Are you guys fags or what?

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>>53890826

hey shitlord watch it

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>>53890876
What anime are those girl from? Asking for a friend.

>>53890945
love live

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>>53890945
Love Live

>>53890826
they re-label things to bring attention to it, nothing new
special snowflakes desu

>>53890745
I'm pretty okay with where I am height wise.
>>53890873
l-lucky

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>>53890945
Love Live. Season 1 is 4/10 but you have to watch it to enjoy season 2 which is 9/10.

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>>53890706
that's a given

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>>53891026
>>53891017
thx
is it good?

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>>53891062
season 1 was better though

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>>53890873
6'0 is a perfectly acceptable height
>>53891118
see >>53891062

>>53890826
They're the new bitchiest corner of the internet.

I remember back in the day when it was just furries that acted like fucking faggots on the internet crying fursecution. Now it's acceptable to play victim and widely encouraged by bunches of bobbleheaded self diagnosed morons.

>>53891062
I like Honoka desu
I like quite a few of those

I found this an interesting question, and quite frankly I can see both sides.

http://strawpoll.me/6596470/

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>>53891118
its not as good as k-on but its alright

>>53891163
6' is okay because you are living in a nation of brown manlets

In a proper white country that is woefully unacceptable

>>53891150

imagine actually believing this

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I'm failing pretty hard right out of the gate

>>53891255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world

>>53891253
How would you say no?

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>>53891317
>Pass driver's test at 20

>>53891323
brown manlets, the lot of them

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>>53891317
>tfw perfectly on track

>>53885444
>single
>childless

What kind of turbocuckery is he insinuating by stating both of those?

>>53891317
First kiss is right on, driving test done earlier and first full time job will probably be later.

Could be worse

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>>53891255
bully pls
Good luck finding a bf who is the same height as you.

I'm cold lads! Send me a qt to keep me warm.

>>53891466
Except move out and drive test

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What's the best site to download manga in .cbz?

All these dumb sites are read-online

>>53891385
I could think of a couple

>still have some relevance and recent modernity
>have a robust service-based economy such as CME, etc.

So, IMO, the southeast part, by Northwest Indiana, is clearly Rust Belt, but the city as a whole is stable (if not at its peak) and somewhat adapting to the economy.

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>>53891317
first kiss check'd
driving license check'd when 18
i don't get the "first full-time job" one, you're supposed to be studying when 19.
I'm turning 21 soon.

>>53891317
>tfw everything but partner on track
n-no...

>>53891535
are dated wrong****** stop hitting enter you stupid thing
>>53891530
will try to send one senpai

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>>53891150
r u kidding me? s1 is literally build up for s2

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>>53891317
>loans.co.uk

hmmm

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>>53891643
Thank you lad in the future I will remember Virginia's kind and giving nature.

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>there are animeposters who have kisses
>I'm normal and still don't

>>53891317
>full time job at 19
What?
>earning 40k a year at 37
lmao

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>>53891525

>>53891535
I almost failed mine the first time
it was like a point away

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>>53891530

>>53891714
How old? I'm 20 and khv ;-;

>>53891753
21

I do have a hug at least

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>>53891714

You're obviously not normal then.

Normal is getting your first kiss in high school, and don't tell me you're under 18 on 4chin

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>>53891530

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>>53891798
CHADS OUTTTTTTT

>>53891737
There's also two vacations a year and all these home buying things.

>>53891714
you just posted a frog
you're not normal hahaha

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>>53891714
many kisses, I was too immoral back then
>>53891739
I wanted my license so badly so I practiced like crazy and ended up doing okay. My younger brother failed the permit test

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>>53891868
>being so socially inept you've never hugged a female
It doesn't get any sadder than this, I hope you're joking senpai

>>53891742
That comforter looks thick and comfy.
>>53891798
>>53891753
Have you guys worked on your social skills and your appearance? Majority of girls are the same as guys they want to fuck something that appeals to them.

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>>53891737
>full time job at 19
>What?
This, i don't really get this. Also don't get the "move-out" one, is it normal in murica to move-out in twenties? Most people move out here when 18.

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>>53891739
>tfw literally one mistake away from failing road test

>>53891927
I failed the learners test twice

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>>53891927
>kisses
Oh ho.
What a slut.

>>53891990
>is it normal in murica to move-out in twenties?
Yes, though with bad jobs and economy more people in NA get stuck at home longer. But we consider you a loser to still live with your parents past high school even if it's economical.

>I call women "females"

>>53891961
I'm ugly though
>>53891930
Fuck off

>>53891990

That appears to be the UK's ideals, not American ideals.

For example, everyone I knew bought their first car in their teens. You couldn't survive in many parts of the country without a car

>>53891990
A lot of people move out at 18 here too, I don't get the full time job at 19 thing either, Part-time makes more sense.

>>53891317
>Euros life plan

That's sad as fuck

>I want to be mediocre and a cookie cutter citizen

The only thing sadder could be someone trying to live by it.

>>53892111
>>53891990
Yeah no way that's American. Most people I get their driver's license at 16 or 17 at the latest, and often they get their learner's permit a year earlier.
Also people don't call apartments flats here.

>>53891990
Jobs that are open to the inexperienced young adults are shamed as stupid or for Mexicans which is a shame because the labor industry pays very well.
>>53892103
>I'm ugly though
Average DESU majority of people are fugly but with some muscular development they look better. Actors and pretty boys look like flamboyant homosexuals before they hire people to make them not look like a pedophiles wet dream.

>>53891868
How do you not get a hug though? It's basically a handshake when it comes to women.

>>53891317
Seems a bit backwards for 'muricans.
I haven't even thought about moving out yet and I've had a car and driver's license since 15, although I had to share it with my older sibling.

Although I've never had my first kiss. H-hugging counts, right?

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>>53892210
hell I had to have some grills teach me how the fuck to hug cuz apparently I was really shit at it

>>53891737
I think the 40k is in Pounds

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>>53892023
Was it the signs part? I got lucky on that cause I never actually read the drivers manual thing the DMV gave out
>>53892032
N-no I learned the error of my ways

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>>53891927
you must have held hands and asked to be called by first name too, you slut

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>>53892280

how can one be bad at hugging?

>>53892280
How the fuck do you even be shit at hugs?

>wrap arms around person
>squeeze slightly as not to break

It's not fucking rocket science

>>53892287
I like holding hands desu
>>53891737
converts to like 56k USD, but remember we're spoiled over here in terms of wages compared to most of the world

>>53892210
That would imply I've had female friends

>>53892322
>>53892358
think I was too stiff
don't really like touching people don't know all too well

>have one night stand
I keep a picture of my gf on it

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>>53892322
You'd be surprised.

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>>53892280
[audible smiling]
>>53892210
this

>>53892392
clap

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>>53892392
cute senpai

>>53892322
>>53892358
some girls get super nervous and shaky

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>>53892360
>I like holding hands desu
delete this right now

>>53892426
they didn't want the hug

>>53892382
Were there no females in your neighborhood?

The more time I spend on 4chan the more I'm starting to think I'm just a normie that does not get out enough.

>>53892426
That's because you are crushing them hulk

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>12 to 18 inches of snow possibly
fug!
>>53892445
It's nice though

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>>53892388
>>53892399

I don't know that I've ever had a bad hug before

what's it like?

>>53892456
not in that kinda way
moreso in a spaghetti way
>>53892468
i'm pretty sure i don't do that lel

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>>53892445
>interlocked fingers
>thumbs rubbing together

>>53892468
No which is partially to blame I think. I have no sisters and my neighborhood was entirely boys and they were the only ones I ever hung out with as a kid. Then they started hanging out with girls and I haven't had friends since

>>53892549
are u a qt 3.14?

I'm a casual millionaire from Texas.

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>>53892559
>no sisters
be grateful sisters are the worst thing a man can experience they are like regular angry women but you cant fuck them.
>>53892596
Why dont you git gud and play Ranked millionaire

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>>53892626
>but you cant fuck them

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>>53892542

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>>53891990
> turning 21 this year
>no job
>no place to study
>no gf
>link hentai to your internetbuddy
>living still w7/parents
>mrw

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Welp, i'm going to sleep now. Good night /cum/ :3

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>>53892652
Arkansa go home to your sister/mother/daughter/cousin twice removed and then re-added through marriage and apologize for your lewd thoughts!

>>53892559
I had one sister but I don't think she helped much in that department.

I had one woman friend since I was an infant because our mothers were friends and she ended up being like my cousin so that didn't help

I pretty much figured girls out when me and my friends were riding around the neighborhood on our bikes and would end up talking to girls flagging us down

Protip, they are basically really emotional males with a vagina

>>53892587
kinda i guess
i'm generally pretty confident though, hard to say that without sounding like a self-inflated idiot

>>53892708
sweet dreams

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Don't have plates

>>53892698
>link hentai to your internetbuddy
There is nothing wrong with sharing art amongst friends.

>>53892708
Good night, anon.

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>our greatest pick is some old hippie dippie who'll keel over any minute whose only pro is that he isn't as scummy as the others

God didn't die. He's punishing us for our sins right now.

>>53892708
night senpai

>>53892708
night bud
>>53892698
claim neetbux

>>53892740
already stained your blanket

>>53892708
good night finland~

>>53892722
If you're below 7/10 you're invisible to them though
>>53892784
I know

why can't you guys sex a girl who is 17 yo. Whats the point?

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>>53892698
I'm going to turn 21 this year and I've never had a job and I'm still in college hemorrhaging money and all I do is fap to exhentai while still living with my parents, too.
I've also never had a gf.

>>53892752
>candidate pushed by clueless millennials
>greatest pick

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>9th planet "discovered"
>conspiracy theorists were right the entire time
>that orbit

holy shit the end is nigh

>>53892799
because that is pedophilia

>>53892833
>muh eccentricity

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>>53892850
but that does not make any sense

>>53892850
"Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger."
http://www.who.int/classifications/icd/en/GRNBOOK.pdf

>>53892894
t. Pedo

>>53892698
>link hentai to your internetbuddy
you'd fit in here senpai

>>53892799
nobody really cares if the guy is within ~2 years of age

>>53892894
>>53892908

>>53892833
Is this how they are going to reveal the aliens?

Is it literally happening? All we had to do was elect Trump as president?

>>53892894
-posted from my rape dungeon where I keep my harem of 12 year old girls

>>53892793
>you're invisible to them though
Work out, become successful.

If all that fails become gay and fuck dudes on /cum/

>>53892833

Yuggoth?

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....This thread got dark fast.

Stop talking about jailbait before you summon the pole.

>>53892963
will the aliens give us robot waifus


And why do I smell burning popcorn?

Tommy Wright III

>>53892833
Didn't they notice it due to gravitational forces caused by a larger object (the supposed planet)?

They haven't seen anything yet.

>>53893043
No they will probably judge us and tell us how to live. Or maybe they'll think we're cool who knows.

>>53893006
Already done that
I'm not gay though :(

>>53893077
>probably judge us and tell us how to live
So they're just Liberal Party supporters? :(

>capcha is also popcorn

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>lab due tomorrow
>haven't even started
>no motivation

I think I accidentally inhaled gas fumes

>>53893121
>I think I accidentally inhaled gas fumes
J E W
E
W
you guys see what I did there?

>>53893121
>I think I accidentally inhaled gas fumes
Abo?

Want some mouthwash? 5 dolla.