copulation without conversation is not fraternization edition
Remember that although status isn't everything, you seriously need to have some pride in yourself.
Talking with you fake online friends is well and fine, but you need to put yourself out there. I know people would like you if you'd only try.
ha, I wonder where the line is drawn when talking about this things.
>"Next on fox news, why being a libertarian will make your anus to prolapse"
Media (all around the world) has become the sick twisted parody they all used to joke about.
>Can't take a normal shit without taking grained fiber the day before
I can feel the suicide event horizon creeping up on me
Even so, that's like, being very specific. Are pokemon and retro gamers who masturbate to porn of their stuff next? HOW FAR IS TOO FAR?
Seriously though, lad. Your politics are entertaining.
Someone insulted his waifu?
I made cream cheese & ham quiche
sorry for shit phone camera
come to winnipeg and i'll give you some quiche pekka
it is really good
i should have used a little more onion in it, but other than that it was great
you definitely should
you can't judge it based on some old stuff heh
you pretty much can
i made one quiche with eggs, broccoli, cheese, ham, cream cheese, and green onion, and the other with tuna, sauteed onion, cream cheese, cheese, and broccoli
they're so versatile
You're in a post-nuclear-apocalypse GameStop when this chick slaps your gf's ass. Keep in mind she has a weapon that launches miniature nuclear bombs and is the leader of an army of deadly robots
What do you do?
Sounds tasty. Especially that tuna one, tuna and onion is like a childhood flashback to tuna noodle casserole.
Just the local gas station my friend but Ill try finding you a snack.
They might be all out, sorry man.
Can you just use the bong? Alright I'll get you those nachos. You want anything to drink?
That looks great, anon.
Did you follow a specific recipe?
Trade her my girlfriend in exchange for the bomb launcher and rule the remnants of Earth as a god.
>Tfw ex said being with me in public was emasculating
I just want to be cute
It does come up, as does swedish shit
>implying i'm going to reply to someone's gf
what pic? I don't browse /cum/ anymore, I just came on to ask my good buds what to do
alternatively it's a classic wow private server
vanilla World of warcraft private server
>there are tall girls in this very thread right now at this moment as we speak
Oh man, I think I know the kind of casserole you're talking about. my mom made those too.
I followed a recipe as a guideline from a cookbook my mom made for me when I moved out
>I followed a recipe as a guideline from a cookbook my mom made for me when I moved out
kawaii as fuck
Family recipes are the best desu
I'm usually a lurker
Barely over 180cm, so you can be called a man (barely)
Also, r8 my pic /cum/
I've actually dated two different girls who were 5'11"
apparently it's more common than I thought. It's ok though because I'm 6'2"
>one inch away from 6 feet
this is a bad feel
>tfw 2 inches away from 6 feet
At least I'm young and I'll still grow r-right
I sprouted to 5'10" when I was 14 then never grew again
Well, aren't you two afraid? I think it's pretty scary ;_;
It's okay as long as you're cute.
I hate cunts who think political views determine a friendship
like nigga what
person of colour
I was always short until I was around 16 and now I'm 6'3"
I can't. Manlets must learn
What anime are those girl from? Asking for a friend.
Love Live. Season 1 is 4/10 but you have to watch it to enjoy season 2 which is 9/10.
6'0 is a perfectly acceptable height
They're the new bitchiest corner of the internet.
I remember back in the day when it was just furries that acted like fucking faggots on the internet crying fursecution. Now it's acceptable to play victim and widely encouraged by bunches of bobbleheaded self diagnosed morons.
its not as good as k-on but its alright
6' is okay because you are living in a nation of brown manlets
In a proper white country that is woefully unacceptable
Good luck finding a bf who is the same height as you.
What's the best site to download manga in .cbz?
All these dumb sites are read-online
I could think of a couple
>still have some relevance and recent modernity
>have a robust service-based economy such as CME, etc.
So, IMO, the southeast part, by Northwest Indiana, is clearly Rust Belt, but the city as a whole is stable (if not at its peak) and somewhat adapting to the economy.
first kiss check'd
driving license check'd when 18
i don't get the "first full-time job" one, you're supposed to be studying when 19.
I'm turning 21 soon.
r u kidding me? s1 is literally build up for s2
Thank you lad in the future I will remember Virginia's kind and giving nature.
>there are animeposters who have kisses
>I'm normal and still don't
I almost failed mine the first time
it was like a point away
You're obviously not normal then.
Normal is getting your first kiss in high school, and don't tell me you're under 18 on 4chin
many kisses, I was too immoral back then
I wanted my license so badly so I practiced like crazy and ended up doing okay. My younger brother failed the permit test
>being so socially inept you've never hugged a female
It doesn't get any sadder than this, I hope you're joking senpai
That comforter looks thick and comfy.
Have you guys worked on your social skills and your appearance? Majority of girls are the same as guys they want to fuck something that appeals to them.
>full time job at 19
This, i don't really get this. Also don't get the "move-out" one, is it normal in murica to move-out in twenties? Most people move out here when 18.
>tfw literally one mistake away from failing road test
What a slut.
>is it normal in murica to move-out in twenties?
Yes, though with bad jobs and economy more people in NA get stuck at home longer. But we consider you a loser to still live with your parents past high school even if it's economical.
That appears to be the UK's ideals, not American ideals.
For example, everyone I knew bought their first car in their teens. You couldn't survive in many parts of the country without a car
Yeah no way that's American. Most people I get their driver's license at 16 or 17 at the latest, and often they get their learner's permit a year earlier.
Also people don't call apartments flats here.
Jobs that are open to the inexperienced young adults are shamed as stupid or for Mexicans which is a shame because the labor industry pays very well.
>I'm ugly though
Average DESU majority of people are fugly but with some muscular development they look better. Actors and pretty boys look like flamboyant homosexuals before they hire people to make them not look like a pedophiles wet dream.
Seems a bit backwards for 'muricans.
I haven't even thought about moving out yet and I've had a car and driver's license since 15, although I had to share it with my older sibling.
Although I've never had my first kiss. H-hugging counts, right?
hell I had to have some grills teach me how the fuck to hug cuz apparently I was really shit at it
Was it the signs part? I got lucky on that cause I never actually read the drivers manual thing the DMV gave out
N-no I learned the error of my ways
you must have held hands and asked to be called by first name too, you slut
>I like holding hands desu
delete this right now
Were there no females in your neighborhood?
The more time I spend on 4chan the more I'm starting to think I'm just a normie that does not get out enough.
That's because you are crushing them hulk
>12 to 18 inches of snow possibly
It's nice though
I don't know that I've ever had a bad hug before
what's it like?
>thumbs rubbing together
No which is partially to blame I think. I have no sisters and my neighborhood was entirely boys and they were the only ones I ever hung out with as a kid. Then they started hanging out with girls and I haven't had friends since
be grateful sisters are the worst thing a man can experience they are like regular angry women but you cant fuck them.
Why dont you git gud and play Ranked millionaire
> turning 21 this year
>no place to study
>link hentai to your internetbuddy
>living still w7/parents
Arkansa go home to your sister/mother/daughter/cousin twice removed and then re-added through marriage and apologize for your lewd thoughts!
I had one sister but I don't think she helped much in that department.
I had one woman friend since I was an infant because our mothers were friends and she ended up being like my cousin so that didn't help
I pretty much figured girls out when me and my friends were riding around the neighborhood on our bikes and would end up talking to girls flagging us down
Protip, they are basically really emotional males with a vagina
>our greatest pick is some old hippie dippie who'll keel over any minute whose only pro is that he isn't as scummy as the others
God didn't die. He's punishing us for our sins right now.
I'm going to turn 21 this year and I've never had a job and I'm still in college hemorrhaging money and all I do is fap to exhentai while still living with my parents, too.
I've also never had a gf.
>9th planet "discovered"
>conspiracy theorists were right the entire time
holy shit the end is nigh
"Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger."
....This thread got dark fast.
Stop talking about jailbait before you summon the pole.
>lab due tomorrow
>haven't even started
I think I accidentally inhaled gas fumes
>elon musk and other rich and famous people have been saying we need to fund our space budget to get off earth asap
>9th planet discovered out of nowhere
>only interacts with us every few thousand years
we're all dead senpai literally ded
It was pretty decent over all. I went to class and ate with some friends afterwards.
I bought some art supplied and now I'm cooking pasta.
I ate a bit unhealthy today desu.
I think it will be an alright semester unless this new professor is even harder than the last. He seems nice, but so was the last one.
Also, those were some nice recommendations earlier.
Looks like those 7-8 consistent hours aren't happening. I already messed up my sleep.
>Questionably pure Jalisco anon
sorry anon you have to make that 8-9 hours happen
no exceptions, or else
>Also, those were some nice recommendations earlier.
I only read the first one desu
>Looks like those 7-8 consistent hours aren't happening
Sleep is for nerds.
>Are you going to punish me?
>Sleep is for nerds.
pure anons need their sleep
its not bullying
>But, it certainly won't be for 7-8 hours.
but its good for you!