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Bookmarked The Jihadis Next Door lads. Gonna have some keks tonight I guess.
>the average life expectancy of a Daesh fighter is about two months
Thanks Daesh from purging the world from its scum.
I did the same the other day because I made a Christmas Cake before Christmas and she's had one fucking slice because it's 'too fattening'. Told her I wouldn't have made it if I'd known she wouldn't eat it.
Heavy that one lad, nothing like that really happened to me desu
When I was in year 7 a year 11 lad used to follow me home and call me Chucky and fuck with me all the time. He picked me up once and threw me down a steep hill and I got covered in shit and whenever I saw him in school he'd shoulder barge me or trip me up. Once he threw a 2p coin at my head really hard and it really fucking hurt. I hated that fat cunt. I used to fantasise about killing him haha
>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.
well lads, the paki was a terrible shag
>endless compliments at the door
>"you're so handsome"
>"your dick is huge (5.5 inches)"
>can't get my cock in because she's so bored she isn't even slightly wet
>"your cock is too big to fit"
also she had bad breath from tonsil stones
>Classical Chinese poetry is the greatest corpus of literature humans have ever written.
I need help /brit/ I'm shit with girls and /britfeel/ just meme'd at me when I posted
>Azn qt grill sees me last term after not seeing me for pretty much a year
>"Anon you've lost so much weight, you look really good. I'm having a party for my birthday, you should come, etc"
>Is generally pretty flirty with me but I want to go get drinks with my m8s
>Invites me to the party a couple of days later
>Start talking to her last night after sending her a video
>She says this
Does she want the BWC or am I being too optimistic?
>Should be able to get your money back
2bh i probably could've nicked the money back, she was out the room for like 3 minutes afterwards
yeah, so promising too
her body was still good but other than that it was a waste of £150
lads i need more calories for all this weight lifting malarkey like.
I got protein covered, and I'm pretty full because I am eating alot of food.
I was wondering should I go with more fat? (chucking a lot of olive oil on the chicken and going with blue top milk) or should i just try to force myself to consume more and more carbs (rice and oats and cheeky breadrolls here and there)
Although the latter sounds healthier, its alot more difficult because I'm already eating a fuckload of this shit.
>being my usual NEET self staying awake until 5am
>decide to go for a cheeky McDonalds at 3am
>in line to order my food
>police come in
>"excuse me, can you answer some questions?"
>they sit me down and start questioning me
>they keep having a go at me for being nervous
>get arrested on suspicion for stealing a car
>locked in a cell for 15 hours
>have to talk to some detectives and shit
>get put on bail and sent home
ALL I WANTED WAS FUCKING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER MEAL AND A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE FOR FUCKS SAAKE
muh business laptop
see it more and more in newer cheap laptops and computers, still not all that common
unless you have a graphics card from AMD or Nvidia made in the last 3 years
Why do brit women prefer italian men?
Is because we are better than those cucks?
The cheeky bastards searched my room as well. I'm a white lad with a beard.
I'm not, I din do nuffin i's a good boy. They'll soon find they have nothing to link me to that shit.
already eat porridge my man
no more oats can fit in my protein shake bottle, but maybe.
nah i just need something cheap to add to my diet that is full of calories and easy to scoff but not unhealthy.
I'm thinking maybe just a cheeky beans on toast or something
whats with the shitalians in here
Lad I'm a bit confused t.bh.
People often say Germany needs more immigrants because of an aging population but Spain, Portugal and balkan/east european countries have a lot of youth unemployment and lower wages.
So why not import them instead of muslims?
>wiki says there are 'rumours' that there is actually going to be one last season of Blandings
loif is once again worth living lads. Season 2 was riotously funny in parts. I'd post this on /tv/ but no one would care, so I hope you'll understand.
thinking of buying a pair of these trousers.
I can't cum from either unless the blow is absolutely extraordinary
Literally ruins my relationships. They get insecure, think I don't find them attractive and eventually can't take it anymore.
I don't like admitting it, it's embarrassing and I don't know, like I'd feel stupid and awkward if I said "I have le social anxiety meme" to them out loud.
Plus, I had no idea I was going to be arrested, they kind of just whipped out the cuffs very suddenly.
I doubt telling them I'm an autist would've changed anything
hey brit SLAG wanna hang out with me? I know you crave my big italian cock
Peanuts have a vague amount of fat/protein in them, are cheap as fuck and calorie dense. If you can afford it go for mixed nuts instead though.
To get more fat eat more pork t.bh
Been using 290g carbs / 145g fat / 110g protein as my macros at the minute and that's a fairly decent ratio
reset till it's just numbers, although mine is always just numbers unless I mess it up
literally cum in less than 1 minute whenever fucking with no johnny
could sense my girlfriend's (now ex gf) obvious disappointment and unfulfillment as I pull out of her and roll over, I would usually muster up a boner and go for round two, which lasted a lot longer
He is incredibly attractive though.
>people say that immigration to the UK must be stopped
>they don't remember that Britain has been getting foreign people for thousands of people
how hypocritical of white british racists
are brits even people?
why are irish so much better than pasty shy brits?
>Police taunted Barbie Bandit(arrested in Bueonos Aires) with a song about the falklands as the questioned her
post yfw argentines CAN handle the bantz
Lmao you were an apex beta loser. Bet you wish you could go back in time and just smash those cunts?
I didn't get it anywhere near as bad. Some faggots would steal my waterbottle and play 'piggy in the middle' with it but that stopped after year 8. People respected me in sixth form.
Global temperatures in 2015 were the warmest on record, according to data published by meteorologists in the UK and US.
The Met Office figures show that 2015 was 0.75C warmer than the long-term average between 1961-1990.
US data suggests that 2015 "shattered" the temperature record by the widest margin ever recorded.
surely that suggests that brit men are so desirable that women go against their own culture to get them.
sounds pretty good to me, might move to Italy. would love to have Italian birds fall over themselves to ask me out
prefer mark the mint man 2bh
why do these people take so much effort to dress up, yet always end up wearing fucking SNEAKERS?
Wish I would've spent more time with my dad lads, I feel really bad. My mum and dad broke up when I was 2 and I only saw my dad on weekends. As I got older my mum used to always tell me my dad didn't care about me and stuff and I was an autistic shut in, so I'd go months/weeks without seeing him sometimes. I wish I would've put more effort into seeing him, force myself to get out of my house more and visit him, you know? Fuck I love my dad, I hope he knows it even if I rarely see him anymore, I hope he's happy with his new family ;_;
What the bau bau micio micio did you just ciapèt say about me, you little besugo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Kooly Noody, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tapiri on Sgarbi, and I have over 300 confirmed su e giù e tric e trac. I am trained in triccheballacche warfare and I’m the top Capitan Ventosa in the entire Mediaset armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Romano Prrr... Romano Prr... Romano Prodi!. I will biro-biro you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this programma, mark my fucking word di cui abbiamo una diapositiva. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inviati across Italy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tapiro, besugo. The Che roba! Che roba! that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ciapèt. You’re fucking è lui o non è lui? kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can farti accapponare i capelli in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in STACCHETTO, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LE VELINE and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bau bau off the face of the micio micio, you little CERTO CHE E' LUI! If only you could have known what unholy SOS GABIBBO your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh, , you goddamn Pino..Abete. I will shit fury all over you and you will be in a cul de sac. You’re fucking attapirato, kiddo. C’è crisi, c’è crisi!
Tyty, what I'd be doing seems to be quite cool
Only downside is most people on that particular team are DVed so I'd be in a separate lab from with other grads that don't have it yet as well