>yanks clap and cheer when they finish watching movies
northern aggressors fuck off
Coward, don't even have the bollocks to quote me you fucking crustacean.
Pic is you
Pretty sure the Normans killed all the Anglo sAxons
>The King stopped at nothing to hunt his enemies. He cut down many people and destroyed homes and land. Nowhere else had he shown such cruelty. This made a real change.
To his shame, William made no effort to control his fury, punishing the innocent with the guilty. He ordered that crops and herds, tools and food be burned to ashes. More than 100,000 people perished of starvation.
I have often praised William in this book, but I can say nothing good about this brutal slaughter. God will punish him.
If your mother was over 30 when you were born, it isn't your fault.
You were born in a rotting egg, and never had a chance from the start. Girls can tell this too, its one of their senses. There's no way you could've competed with men born in teenage/20s eggs. No amount of self improvement can work on you, that is strictly for people born in healthy eggs.
It's not your fault, you're defective. Don't stress out about it la
>first time Star Wars was shown in Japan the producers thought it had flopped because everyone left silently
>they didn't know that silent exit was a sign of liking something in Japan
>they literally expected a standing ovation for a film
You cunts talking about flapjacks has made me crave them. Excuse me while I nip to Tescos.
there is literally nothing wrong with being cautious of Muslims and toughening up borders regarding them.
Terrorists kill in the name of Islam. Whether that is true to Islam or not is irrelevant. Saying the terrorists don't represent Islam does not stop the terrorists killing in the name of Islam.
If they kill in the name of Islam, you need to be more vigilant with Muslims. It is not OUR fault that we have to do this. It is the terrorists fault. It is THEIR fault that Muslims are being tarnished with the same brush. It is THEM that is ruining it for regular, non-terrorist Muslims.
Again, this is just us putting the blame on ourselves and not actually dealing with the problem. It is not bigoted, it is not racist. It is reacting to a threat.
I feel really bad for him, but it was his own fault. He got careless.
Yanks don't have pancake day either.
>went to America on holiday when I was 12
>walk down some street
>a random big black guy came over to me and shouted "DAMN I AINT NEVA SEEN A V NECK WID A BUTTON BEFO! GIMME SOME SKIN"
>"t-thanks you too"
Can any yanks tell me how close I was to being robbed and/or murdered by that black gentleman?
There's this blonde Czech pornstar who goes by the name of "Ruth". Most beautiful woman I've ever seen, tight body too. If you just search for 'blonde Ruth' you'll probably get her videos.
>there is literally nothing wrong with being cautious of Muslims and toughening up borders regarding them.
>Terrorists kill in the name of Islam. Whether that is true to Islam or not is irrelevant. Saying the terrorists don't represent Islam does not stop the terrorists killing in the name of Islam.
>If they kill in the name of Islam, you need to be more vigilant with Muslims. It is not OUR fault that we have to do this. It is the terrorists fault. It is THEIR fault that Muslims are being tarnished with the same brush. It is THEM that is ruining it for regular, non-terrorist Muslims.
>Again, this is just us putting the blame on ourselves and not actually dealing with the problem. It is not bigoted, it is not racist. It is reacting to a threat
eternally bitter that i missed the mark davis thread
the first day in ages i didnt go on the chon and that happens
its JUST before the earliest posts on the archive too
u the chap who complained about his friend taking your cuck joke badly yesterday?
>eternally bitter that i missed the mark davis thread
>how far away are we from a financial apocalypse lads?
A real, real shot in the dark but i'm fucking desperate and on the verge of flunking an important exam.
Can anyone here with a good knowledge or economics tell me the main reasons why structuralist proponents of the endogenous supply of money model disagree with the horizonalists?
I understand its to do with the liquidity preference of IRL banks but beyond that i'm lost.
I love how you shitpost when getting btfo.
Oh, say, can you see? By the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
>I am a graduate of Birmingham Conservatoire where i studied music, specialising in Tuba.
>Learning music should be fun, and i do my best to tailor lessons to suit an individuals requirements, whether that be taking ABRSM/Trinity grades, or simply playing for enjoyment.
>I play regularly with two bands, The Destroyers and Mamamatrix, at different venues across the country
No but seriously lad help me
I thought "offensive" jokes were funny, but apparently it's only me who finds them funny and everyone else is offended.
AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO ISNT OFFENDED BY FUCKING WORDS AND JOKES?
>South Park makes a light hearted joke about being robbed by a black man
>ha ha yes very funny
>I make a joke about being "robbed" by a black man
>get told to fuck off
tried a 15mg pellet of 4f-mph this morning, swallowed it before work
took about an hour to kick in, had a very slight euphoria, higher resting hear rate (around 100 bmp), was pretty thirsty and not as hungry as normal
didn't feel particularly focussed or anything, but wasn't restless either
wasnt really much of a joke is the problem, you just described how some friendly black guy complimented your clothes and high fived you and then asked "was i about to be stabbed"
there was no setup
Posting that screenshot of his holiday pictures folder was the single biggest mistake that poor Aussie lad ever made.
>we see it and start taking the piss
>he probably immediately left the thread and thought we'd forget about it
>he comes into /brit/ a week later
>people are still posting it
He must be on suicide watch at this point
>just accidentally smacked my knuckles on the edge of the table when I leaned over to pick something up, OUCH
Why are images on the archive from only a month or two ago not loading?
>the porn industry is designed to degrade the white woman and get the white men hooked on cuckold porn
*eastenders theme starts playing*
forgot image lel
>right then lads time to get off this website and do something productive with my day
>time to get off this website and do something productive with my day
But even still, why would you be holding the card? From where did it even fall? Was it in your wallet and did it just fall out? There are too many holes in your story, and it might be tough for you to fill them all at this point if I'm honest
>in secondary school
>I was a nerdy loner kind of person
>had to sit on a table with a bunch of popular qts
>they start asking me "ha ha anon, are you game?"
>"w-what? Game for what?"
>"you know..are you game, anon? Just say yes or no.."
>I don't know what it meant, so I just said yes
>it turns out "are you game" was what the normies said to each other, it meant "are you up for having sex?"
>they all start laughing at me "hahaha EVERYBODY ANONS GAME! ANONS GAME FOR IT IF ANYONE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO HIM HAHAHA"
>whole class laughs
FUCKING SHITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK
I still cringe when i remember that shit
nevermind lads turns out there's more to the question hahaha I can be a bit silly at times
oh give over la you know what I mean
WEW lad never seen this one before Tbh that's tonight's wank sorted
I've seen the other one where she's getting fucked by some old bloke and gets bukkaked but not this. Where's the best place to watch her stuff? most JAV sites mug me off
>watching the football match
>kids walking onto the pitch with the players
>grandad always says "for fucks sake, why it always fucked up spastic kids that get to walk on with he players? Why can't normal kids get the opportunity"
He is right though tbf
kek, looks like this bloke who was on 'the jihadis next door' last night
Competitive eaters in american are literal heroes
You weren't there lad
EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT ME
They only said it to me because normies love putting people like me on the spot and embarrassing them. They all knew I was a virgin, they all knew nobody would fuck me, even if I was "game". It was a "let's embarrass anon and laugh at him episode"
I kinda like the segments of that thing, watched some on Facebook last night. This guy and his fools almost got knocked out by other ''normal'' muslims on the streets a couple of times.
How retarded are you, its like you want to be nominated for the stupid as fuck award. What the fuck are you fucking talking about you obnoxious buffoon? Did you honestly even think about what you were typing before you pressed your pathetic fucking finger on your dirty enter key. How can such a total moron even make it through life long enough to type this out. It must have taken such a retard at least 2 years to find all the keys on your computer you fucking dickhead. You are a perfect example of why mothers should smother their retarded children. I hope that someone comes into your house when you are sleeping, rapes you, and slowly kills you before your toxicly high levels of retardation spreads to anyone else. Are you still mad from when your brother didn't share a cookie with you when you were 2 you fucking asshole? Lol, that would be fitting you stupid ass whore, I bet your mom tried to abort you, it's a shame she didn't cause you turned out selfish and retarded. Maybe you should start using your brain, assuming that it isnt overrun with fucking retard brain juice. Better get google up and bing some clever comebacks bitch. Go get lost in the woods and lick monkey cunt, fucking dumbass. I hope your computer fucking catches fire cause I don't want anyone in the world to be subject to reading your horrible fucking ideas. Go to Africa where everyone is retarded and maybe you will finally fit in there. Oh wait, you won't cause you are also gay and love monkey dick and then get shot up by niggers. No one would attend your funeral cause of how much dick you sucked they all hate you stupid faggot maybe the world would have been better if your entire family tree was chopped down with a mohawk. Just give up on life now you colossal retard before I track you down and find you. Make no mistake, I have the technology to do it and you know I will make full use of all the weapons at my disposal. RIP in peace, faggot.
What was school like for you then, lad?
I was never physically bullied, just got the piss took out of me all the time from people who liked to embarrass me in front of the whole class.
>don't fit in with people in real life
>starting to not fit in on /brit/
You all hate me and think I'm a faggot, I bet you laugh at me and makes "gimmicks" about me when I'm not around. Fuck you people, I hate you all.
omg there he goes again, gonna start crying now I bet
No it seriously it keeps me awake at night thinking that you all know who I am because of the way I write my posts. I feel like you have a name for me and you all laugh at me and know where I live and watch me through my webcam