/brit/

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cara

>>53881139
fucking how

got an orthodontist appointment tommorow

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alri

>>53881178
by not doing a greater rift at that very moment lid

>>53881179
>1 billion
wtf

>>53881202
me at the back on the right

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charli

>don't like tea
>only time I've ever ate scones was when visiting family in Ireland
a-am I a paki without realising?

>>53881128
Irish are cool
go fuck yourself

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>yanks have pancakes(a dessert) for breakfast

literally forgotten where all the hotels are and the dates and stuff

planning it again and booking tonight lmao

Irish are subhuman

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me and my m8 (im on the right)

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gf sent me this just now lads

>>53881262
t. Scrubs toilets in Dublin

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>>53881231
me with human

If you speak fluent French you have too much Norman blood in you and you need to leave England now

Normandy for the Normans
Anglo-Saxony for the Anglo-Saxons

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>mfw peons gaze upon me

business idea: pretend to be an ignorant obnoxious american to get (you)s

whos your pornstar waifu lads?

mines lily carter 2bh

need a gf like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_WbFL4boI

>tfw banned so I have to shitpost from my phone
upsetting

>>53881183
I was sat at home, eating an ice sandwich when Jeeves Smithington III rang me

"blimey m8 Americas fookin dead"

"bloody hell lad"

late new years resolution: never ever reply to yanks again

>>53881348
Britain for the Britons?

so, who's that then? The Welsh?

business idea: be a muslim born in pakistan and move to the UK to open up a shop

>>53881370
London Keyes or Madison Parker

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>London Keyes or Madison Parker

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>yanks clap and cheer when they finish watching movies

Where were you when America was kill?

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northern aggressors fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMU90Aa2Oo

>>53881370
Keri Sable (retired)
Adriana Chechik (current)

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>>53881420
Coward, don't even have the bollocks to quote me you fucking crustacean.

Pic is you

really wanna go to the yung lean show in may but none of my mates are into him ffs

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>>53881370

>>53881348
Pretty sure the Normans killed all the Anglo sAxons

>The King stopped at nothing to hunt his enemies. He cut down many people and destroyed homes and land. Nowhere else had he shown such cruelty. This made a real change.

To his shame, William made no effort to control his fury, punishing the innocent with the guilty. He ordered that crops and herds, tools and food be burned to ashes. More than 100,000 people perished of starvation.

I have often praised William in this book, but I can say nothing good about this brutal slaughter. God will punish him.

If your mother was over 30 when you were born, it isn't your fault.

You were born in a rotting egg, and never had a chance from the start. Girls can tell this too, its one of their senses. There's no way you could've competed with men born in teenage/20s eggs. No amount of self improvement can work on you, that is strictly for people born in healthy eggs.

It's not your fault, you're defective. Don't stress out about it la

Wearing tight boxers

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Who posting in 2016!?!? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

>>53881370
Ava Dalush desu

>>53881370

sensi pearl

JASON DERULOOOOOOO

>>53881370
porn is for degenerates

>>53881362
I think you might be on to something there lad

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posting my pornfu

>>53881478
>cuck jones

>>53881429
>first time Star Wars was shown in Japan the producers thought it had flopped because everyone left silently

>they didn't know that silent exit was a sign of liking something in Japan

>they literally expected a standing ovation for a film

>>53881478
>1:51

nope

>>53881370
danny d

>>53881294
who is this

>>53881370
There's too many 2bh, seen dozens of literal 10/10 European birds. If I had to name one then Natasha Nice.

>i know pornstars names

>>53881515
just fucking kill me already

>>53881515
*thumbs up*

>>53881502
>Pretty sure the Normans killed all the Anglo sAxons
are you stupid? Of course they didn't you utter retard

>>53881508
Makes me feel a lot better about myself now that I can put the blame on something beyond my control

instasync when

>>53881324
i was learning English there and enjoying the qts but nice try

>>53881524
she looks too innocent

>>53881551
kek

>>53881553
good taste

her natural tits are banging

>>53881231
Why are you holding that mans hand?

first you get that money then you get that power

>>53881502
Ur dumb

>>53881370
Suzumura Airi if feeling pure
Mizuna Rei if feeling degen

can't WAIT to move out lads

>he doesn't wank exclusively to amateur British MILF/mature solo porn

>>53881370
ainara reina

>>53881324
proportionally more british people are welfare scrounging scumbags in ireland than poles

he can be proud of atleast having a job

>Muslim schoolboy, 10, is quizzed by police after writing 'I live in a terrorist house' when he meant 'terraced'

>>53881569

>I pretend not to

-u

>>53881632
sounds jank

>>53881606
you can just tell this post is probably from a reddit flag user

friendly reminder that if you use reddit flags please fuck off back to reddit? thanks

reddit reddit reddit

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>white weather

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>solo porn

>>53881650
making a :s face irl

>>53881608
Would an Italian man be too swarthy to fit in with the Irish in Dublin or Cork?

>>53881683
trust the yank to enjoy looking at dicks

>>53881631
you still live at home?

>>53881678
delete this

want an asmr girl to make noises in my ear while she wanks me off ngl

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gf just sent me this

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>trust the yank to enjoy looking at dicks

>>53881703
lesbian/solo porn is gay af
>>53881707
yes lad I'm 23 and I haven't left my parent's basement

>>53881370
Marina Visconti

She's literally perfect. 10/10 body. Most attractive pornstar I known of, and that's saying a lot.

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>>53881145

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what a qtpie

>>53881370
REMY
E
M
Y

Remember when Mark 'Tuba Degree' Davis was frantically deleting all his profiles on different websites?

Was well funny

>>53881757
>pornstar
>perfect

remember that one time I mentioned we might have a maidan similar to ukraine happening here? well it already been happening for 5 hours

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You cunts talking about flapjacks has made me crave them. Excuse me while I nip to Tescos.

there is literally nothing wrong with being cautious of Muslims and toughening up borders regarding them.
Terrorists kill in the name of Islam. Whether that is true to Islam or not is irrelevant. Saying the terrorists don't represent Islam does not stop the terrorists killing in the name of Islam.
If they kill in the name of Islam, you need to be more vigilant with Muslims. It is not OUR fault that we have to do this. It is the terrorists fault. It is THEIR fault that Muslims are being tarnished with the same brush. It is THEM that is ruining it for regular, non-terrorist Muslims.
Again, this is just us putting the blame on ourselves and not actually dealing with the problem. It is not bigoted, it is not racist. It is reacting to a threat.

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>>53881812
I feel really bad for him, but it was his own fault. He got careless.

Why are the girls in Blacked videos always so gorgeous?

>53881764
knew that was coming. did i ever call america a white country or say we had white weather? your argument is useless you worm. the image is fake btw

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>>53881812

>>53881812
was a great moment tbf. the fact maybe no-one would have noticed either if he hadn't deleted that first post

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>>53881278
Yanks don't have pancake day either.

>went to America on holiday when I was 12
>walk down some street
>a random big black guy came over to me and shouted "DAMN I AINT NEVA SEEN A V NECK WID A BUTTON BEFO! GIMME SOME SKIN"
>"t-thanks you too"

Can any yanks tell me how close I was to being robbed and/or murdered by that black gentleman?

>>53881508
Lol my mum was 41 and I'm a good looking normie m8

I don't know how the Irish work though might have different biology

>>53881833
How long till Russia invades?

>>53881370
There's this blonde Czech pornstar who goes by the name of "Ruth". Most beautiful woman I've ever seen, tight body too. If you just search for 'blonde Ruth' you'll probably get her videos.

>>53881860
Just seems so because they hang around ugly people

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>there is literally nothing wrong with being cautious of Muslims and toughening up borders regarding them.
>Terrorists kill in the name of Islam. Whether that is true to Islam or not is irrelevant. Saying the terrorists don't represent Islam does not stop the terrorists killing in the name of Islam.
>If they kill in the name of Islam, you need to be more vigilant with Muslims. It is not OUR fault that we have to do this. It is the terrorists fault. It is THEIR fault that Muslims are being tarnished with the same brush. It is THEM that is ruining it for regular, non-terrorist Muslims.
>Again, this is just us putting the blame on ourselves and not actually dealing with the problem. It is not bigoted, it is not racist. It is reacting to a threat

who /looooool/ here

looooooooool

GOT A £770 PAY RISE WAHEY LADS

>>53881922
>be you
>man acts friendly
>post on brit about how you were nearly murdered
rorke for millennia

>>53881922
sounds like a bro tier black tBh

>she's a porn star but she doesn't do foot fetish videos
DROPPED

>>53881954
ahahaha

>>53881348

Norman/Anglo mix reporting in

What are you gonna do batty boy? Step up

>>53881429
>movies

Fuck off yank.

>>53881904
We call it Mardi Gras

The catholics fool the Protestants and Atheist people into preforming Catholic rites under the guise of getting drunk and showing boobs off

>>53881859
I made that image, thanks for saving it

I've got a Lisicki somewhere too but I can't find it

>>53881879
Serves him right desu

>>53881954
rofl

>>53881860
LARGE

>>53881967
Kill yourself

>>53881922
not close at all. a lot of black people just do that kind of stuff

you'd get robbed at night and they wouldn't really talk to you before approaching you

>>53881931
well they don't have a land connection to moldova so doubt anything actually happens

>>53881957
fob

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You Love You Lose

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453318970357.webm

>>53881978
Fuck Off Norman Twat

ottimo direi, mi trovo nella stessa stanza di mizuna rei

>family member rings when I'm about to eat tea
>talks for ages
>tea is now cold

my names mark and im a bit of a maveric

tfw no /fa/ gf

>>53882034

Make me fąm

>>53881524
This lighting style means the image is from niggered.

>>53882011
>>53882009
>>53881965
>>53881963
I was only joking lads fuckinel ;_;

>>53882053
how very absurd

eternally bitter that i missed the mark davis thread
the first day in ages i didnt go on the chon and that happens
its JUST before the earliest posts on the archive too

>>53882092
u the chap who complained about his friend taking your cuck joke badly yesterday?

>>53881781
>thumbnail
mate....

My name's Rorke and I'm a bit of a reactionary

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>eternally bitter that i missed the mark davis thread

how far away are we from a financial apocalypse lads?

>>53882049

Just say "sorry I'm just about to have my dinner, can you call back after?"

Your tea is cold because of your autism

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Poleaboo is browsing uni qts on fb

>aokigahara 7 hours walk from fuji

just

knock knock

>>53881678
Imagine fucking up as parents this badly.

where should i get lunch
not quite sure i want to drive all the way to in-n-out

>>53882114
>eternally bitter that i missed the mark davis thread

Why it was shit.

You should be more pissed off about missing the /brit/ meetup, that was amazing.

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>how far away are we from a financial apocalypse lads?

>>53882181
eat out my pussy instead

>>53882089
Her hottest videos are from Blacked

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>aokigahara 7 hours walk from fuji

>>53882158
That isn't you weird cunt

Who's that redhead pornstar who looks like Emma Stone? She has a wonderful arse too

very bright and spacious flat meets asking price

>>53882166
oh you walk fast youll get there by lunchtime

>>53882152
He talks for ages and you can't get a word in, I didn't want to have to talk for hours after tea lel

>>53882189
say that to my face and not online fuck and see what happens

>>53882033
wheres the youtube version of this?

>>53882158
Is that a male?

>>53882181
subway

>>53882224
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12111246/cheapest-flat-in-london-clapton-sold.html

haha forgot link, what am I like

A real, real shot in the dark but i'm fucking desperate and on the verge of flunking an important exam.
Can anyone here with a good knowledge or economics tell me the main reasons why structuralist proponents of the endogenous supply of money model disagree with the horizonalists?
I understand its to do with the liquidity preference of IRL banks but beyond that i'm lost.

>>53882228
good point

@53882212
why is this necessary

consider yourself ignored

50,000 people used to live here

>>53882114
Unironically yes I am
Fuck, why am I so shit at jokes? I always come across as a dick. I don't see a problem with joking about stuff like that, but everyone else does.

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>>53881370
alice green

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>53881864
I love how you shitpost when getting btfo.

>>53882229

Literally hang up and just say your phone died or you lost signal for a moment

Oh, say, can you see? By the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Nice strawman

>>53882236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw

>>53882332
I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL *CRRRRRCRCRC*

>>53882310
haha knew it

http://www.musicteachers.co.uk/teacher/bfc8e93ceb299b2e69b3

Mark Davis does tuba lessons

>>53882319
i must know more

>>53882223
mrs anon

>>53882319
Spunked many times to her feet video

Perfect body 2bh, VERY qt

>>53882320

Top bants ţbh

Now it's a ghost town

>>53882393
>Birmingham Conservatoire where i studied music, specialising in Tuba
>isn't in an orchestra

Mark m8 if you're here what the fuck are you doing?

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>White weather

why can't muslims handle the banter?

>>53881981
I'd rather have the pancakes. That is real pancakes by the way, not yank pancakes.

>>53882393
stop shilling yourself mark

I would very much appreciate it if someone coult vocaroo some mongolian throat singing

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>I am a graduate of Birmingham Conservatoire where i studied music, specialising in Tuba.

>Learning music should be fun, and i do my best to tailor lessons to suit an individuals requirements, whether that be taking ABRSM/Trinity grades, or simply playing for enjoyment.

>I play regularly with two bands, The Destroyers and Mamamatrix, at different venues across the country

>>53882385
No but seriously lad help me
I thought "offensive" jokes were funny, but apparently it's only me who finds them funny and everyone else is offended.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO ISNT OFFENDED BY FUCKING WORDS AND JOKES?

>South Park makes a light hearted joke about being robbed by a black man
>ha ha yes very funny

>I make a joke about being "robbed" by a black man
>get told to fuck off

consider yourslefm

Move back nigga, move back nigga
Fake Jordan-ass whack-ass bitch nigga

tried a 15mg pellet of 4f-mph this morning, swallowed it before work

took about an hour to kick in, had a very slight euphoria, higher resting hear rate (around 100 bmp), was pretty thirsty and not as hungry as normal

didn't feel particularly focussed or anything, but wasn't restless either

bit disappointing

>>53882140
/pol/ seems to think soon but I never really looked at what causes think to think so.

Something about China I think.

had a wet dream last night my willy absolutely stinks

>>53882539
wasnt really much of a joke is the problem, you just described how some friendly black guy complimented your clothes and high fived you and then asked "was i about to be stabbed"
there was no setup

>>53882587
that's a strange wet dream

>>53882531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAZAd8k7ZEg

http://www.mamamatrix.co.uk/?page_id=2

is that him? looks different

>>53882575
There's a financial collapse and apocalypse about to happen everyday according to /pol/

Take everything /pol/ says with a bucket of salt

need my willy touched lads

>>53882539
I went to NYC when I was 17, I was walking down the street and I was approached by this large black fellow.

He only wanted to ask if I could get a fake ID though

>>53882630
>Dark Mavis’ tuba lub dubs at the core of the beast- a massive, tarnished heart pumping out a soil filled rumble, channelled from the very belly of the Earth.

kek

>>53882296
check out Of Grammatology by Jacques Derrida. He gives thorough consideration of structuralism. Good luck!

>>53882572
Should've snorted it

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>White weather.

>>53882623
that's a strange attempt at a joke

Is the organisation, structure and mindset of soldier and worker ants and ant hill and colony society what communism is supposed to be like in its true form?

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>53882476

>>53882572
Apparently it's got shit oral availability. Maybe try a key of it in a few days?

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>>53882630
>>53882696

>>53882739
It's not a joke, just what happened

lads what is airsoft? is it just like paintballing but with BBs? that sounds horrendous

>>53882694
British and Europeans always talk about getting terrified when they were approached by black people when they were on holiday in America

Why is that?

>>53882724
>>53882745
Going to crush it up and snort it tomorrow desu

how fine does the powder need to be?

>>53882759
stop replying to me

>>53882770
ello 1142 lad

what is a semi double bed

do they mean single

>>53882741
pretty much, turn the country into a giant fucking labour camp

>>53882780
theyre plastic, not metal

>>53882650
Shlomo Shekelberstein.

>>53882744
your argument makes absolutely 0 sense but I'm not really surprised. I never once claimed america was a white country or had white weather.

>>53881370
Ameri Ichinose

>>53882780
its more autistic

>>53882797
shut up

>>53882780
pretty much, it's autists playing at being operator in the woods

>>53882782
Because you have guns and we don't.

>>53882770
Posting that screenshot of his holiday pictures folder was the single biggest mistake that poor Aussie lad ever made.

>we see it and start taking the piss
>he probably immediately left the thread and thought we'd forget about it
>he comes into /brit/ a week later
>people are still posting it

He must be on suicide watch at this point

have to wash up the fuk

just accidentally smacked my knuckles on the edge of the table when I leaned over to pick something up, OUCH

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>just accidentally smacked my knuckles on the edge of the table when I leaned over to pick something up, OUCH

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>53882822

>>53882904
idk he came back a few days later and did the "which folder should i open" thing again

>>53882864
rude

>>53882915
What'd you drop?

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>>53882958

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why are we still here?
just to suffer?

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Why are images on the archive from only a month or two ago not loading?

>>53882802
its a larger single bed for 2 people its cheaper than a regular double

>>53882822

What the fuck is white weather?

the porn industry is designed to degrade the white woman and get the white men hooked on cuckold porn

>>53882981
imagine if you walked past kev in the street

would you say something?

>>53882973
my grinder

it would appear that all my kev pictures are on my other computer

shame tBh

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>the porn industry is designed to degrade the white woman and get the white men hooked on cuckold porn

>>53882973
my membership card for the raving homosexual black men's association

I'd bang everyone in this thread.
And by "bang" I mean knock you the fuck out

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*eastenders theme starts playing*

>>53881922

>walk past some black gentlemen in philadelphia
>one says "LOOK AT ALL DEM WHITEBOIS"

>>53883006
>semi, meaning half
>double, meaning two

>>53883043
Do you mean your tooth or a machine for grinding?

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Rate my dinner and dessert

>>53883105
>wave politely

back to the game thread la

>>53883123
weed grinder...

>>53883135
Looks really good m8

>>53883135
>pizza
>football

GOAT. would be better if it was a dominos or pizza hut pizza though

going to eat some naan bread lads

what should i have with it

Asda counter pizzas are objectively the best supermarket pizzas.

>>53883135
>team only has 1 player

bants

>>53883084
What were you doing that it ended up on the floor?

>>53883105

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVO-luw9u4

>>53882836
b-back that ass up

right then lads time to get off this website and do something productive with my day

>>53882836
patrician

>>53883246
engaging in depraved acts of intense homosexuality with men of colour

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>>53883264
>>53882836
forgot image lel

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>right then lads time to get off this website and do something productive with my day

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>time to get off this website and do something productive with my day

>>53883333
yeah poor bloke, she's done some filthy shit

>>53882780

Its a lot more fun than paintball simply because you can do it anywhere rather than a gay little arena

Not done it in years though

>>53883314
But even still, why would you be holding the card? From where did it even fall? Was it in your wallet and did it just fall out? There are too many holes in your story, and it might be tough for you to fill them all at this point if I'm honest

dropped your gay card

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I have no idea what I'm doing here lads help

>>53883397
*looks down*
*there's nothing there*

you fucking prick!!!

>in secondary school
>I was a nerdy loner kind of person
>had to sit on a table with a bunch of popular qts
>they start asking me "ha ha anon, are you game?"
>"w-what? Game for what?"
>"you know..are you game, anon? Just say yes or no.."
>I don't know what it meant, so I just said yes
>it turns out "are you game" was what the normies said to each other, it meant "are you up for having sex?"
>they all start laughing at me "hahaha EVERYBODY ANONS GAME! ANONS GAME FOR IT IF ANYONE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO HIM HAHAHA"
>whole class laughs

FUCKING SHITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK
I still cringe when i remember that shit

*cocks gun*
Enough

>>53883376
>poor bloke
>millionaire at 20
>shagging jav idols
really feel bad for him
>>53883431
WAHEY

>>53883429
just click random boxes

>>53883376
>iptd 619
and i love it

>its fedora posting time

>black guy on TV
>mum feels the need to comment

EVERY TIME

>>53883396
you see i lent it to your dad because he's also a member of the homosexual black man's association but he lost his but then he dropped it on the floor

>>53883533
Is it ever not fedora posting time?

>>53883543
comment what?

bit uncomfortable lads

>>53883437
That really doesn't sound cringey at all

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Kevin during his last trip to Chechnya

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nevermind lads turns out there's more to the question hahaha I can be a bit silly at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUJJgCmXjQs

>>53883543
Do you think she would fancy a night alone with an African gentleman?

What part of the UK has the ugliest people on average?

>>53883464
oh give over la you know what I mean

>>53883517
WEW lad never seen this one before Tbh that's tonight's wank sorted

I've seen the other one where she's getting fucked by some old bloke and gets bukkaked but not this. Where's the best place to watch her stuff? most JAV sites mug me off

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>its fedora posting time

>>53883613
Securing semtex for the IRA

>>53883543
>watching the football match
>kids walking onto the pitch with the players
>grandad always says "for fucks sake, why it always fucked up spastic kids that get to walk on with he players? Why can't normal kids get the opportunity"

He is right though tbf

>>53883643
Wales

>>53883437
I would've said no Tbh lad

>>53883613
fucking kek

>>53883643
Basically everywhere above Northampton (aka Poortheners)

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>>53883613
kek, looks like this bloke who was on 'the jihadis next door' last night

>>53883648
That ones a belter, I dunno t bh I just put up with the shit jav sites

>>53883659
>implying Kev isn't a double agent spook for MI5

you got played like a fiddle

>>53883710
is he wearing eye make up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBKHjB1_uiQ

Competitive eaters in american are literal heroes

>>53883608
You weren't there lad
EVERYONE WAS LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT ME

They only said it to me because normies love putting people like me on the spot and embarrassing them. They all knew I was a virgin, they all knew nobody would fuck me, even if I was "game". It was a "let's embarrass anon and laugh at him episode"

>>53883710
I kinda like the segments of that thing, watched some on Facebook last night. This guy and his fools almost got knocked out by other ''normal'' muslims on the streets a couple of times.

being a muslim must be fucking shit

>no booze
>no ham or pork
>usually marry your cousin or some fresh off the boat paki woman to get her citizenship

no wonder they are so mad all the time

>>53883710
his eyes look like the contents of my toilet this morning

>>53883751
n-no baka!
t-that's haram!

>>53883710
>the jihadis next door

fuck it's real, haha

>>53883785
How retarded are you, its like you want to be nominated for the stupid as fuck award. What the fuck are you fucking talking about you obnoxious buffoon? Did you honestly even think about what you were typing before you pressed your pathetic fucking finger on your dirty enter key. How can such a total moron even make it through life long enough to type this out. It must have taken such a retard at least 2 years to find all the keys on your computer you fucking dickhead. You are a perfect example of why mothers should smother their retarded children. I hope that someone comes into your house when you are sleeping, rapes you, and slowly kills you before your toxicly high levels of retardation spreads to anyone else. Are you still mad from when your brother didn't share a cookie with you when you were 2 you fucking asshole? Lol, that would be fitting you stupid ass whore, I bet your mom tried to abort you, it's a shame she didn't cause you turned out selfish and retarded. Maybe you should start using your brain, assuming that it isnt overrun with fucking retard brain juice. Better get google up and bing some clever comebacks bitch. Go get lost in the woods and lick monkey cunt, fucking dumbass. I hope your computer fucking catches fire cause I don't want anyone in the world to be subject to reading your horrible fucking ideas. Go to Africa where everyone is retarded and maybe you will finally fit in there. Oh wait, you won't cause you are also gay and love monkey dick and then get shot up by niggers. No one would attend your funeral cause of how much dick you sucked they all hate you stupid faggot maybe the world would have been better if your entire family tree was chopped down with a mohawk. Just give up on life now you colossal retard before I track you down and find you. Make no mistake, I have the technology to do it and you know I will make full use of all the weapons at my disposal. RIP in peace, faggot.
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>>53883782
>I kinda like
kinda enjoyed*

>>53883643
Taunton is probably the mongiest place I've been. Literally saw the blind leading the blind there, as in a group of four blind people holding hands crashing into things.

>>53883768
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Steven "pull out my nine in the job centre line" Smith

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Would you shag Anne off The Chase for £5,000?

>>53883777
Sounds like you had it pretty easy

Mexicans are so much better than musseis, 2bh. Though, our mussies are usually not that bad

i could date a japanese pornstar desu but not if i was a public figure

>>53883643
Hull... unfortunately

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>>53883710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqh0W_e9YI

>>53883818
enjoyed this copypasta

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r8 my order lads

>>53883768
>4k
>not 4096 × 2160
...lad...

>>53883857
i'll take the lower offer to get a step away ta

>>53883906
Wahey Protein

>>53883893
>state your name cuz

>>53883860
What was school like for you then, lad?

I was never physically bullied, just got the piss took out of me all the time from people who liked to embarrass me in front of the whole class.

>>53883570
Nice try m8, my dad wouldn't be there he isn't raving

>>53883893
can't decide if this is a spoof or not