one american cuisine please edition
>>53878687
fuck waifus
>yank namefag thread
Saged and abandoned
Someone make a new one
Kyary
>getting a spot on my face at the age of 24
when will this end?
fourth for blasting your hot cum in my hairy bro hole
>>53878687
Please stop making threadswith your nameon, it's annoying
>self-absorbed mick cunt edition
no
made diner
>>53878687
Who eats pears?
I can't remember the last time I had a pear.
Maisie
halo
>>53878837
better than apples
how can there be people that don't enjoy rap music?
Is it just because they hate the people doing it that they don't even give it a chance?
I guess this could be said for every genre but rap is really easy to get into
doing a massive anxiety
used to get riled up about feminism and lefties, but at the end of the day why even care?
bugger me bum n' fill it w/ cum, chum
I have so much garbage piling up, really need to take it out
gut is being a tad temperamental tonight
>>53878837
nice in a smoothie
>>53878886
>garbage
Why don't you take yourself out with it, yank scum.
caranimaizusersh
>>53878851
>no MICK'd watermark
shame on u
>>53878856
hideous
Kyary
New track preview with less moon babble over it:
https://youtu.be/hjgNgaC63zs?t=57s
Sounds like another banger.
*tsk* man shut up
>>53878800
Haha unlucky lad
I only started getting spots when I was 15 and even then I got like 1 per month, not even had one for about a year at this point.
Irish are subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QvXSpV8Ps
>>53878878
>because these are serious issues that will have dramatic implications for the future of mankind
>>53878657
Hmm, I'll look into it.
Trying to get my mum to report her work to HSE. She works in a care home, and the dickheads are claiming more money by saying they have the capacity to deal with people with actual dangerous mental conditions, instead of just dementia. Employees should get more pay because the care home is certified for that, but they don't because the management are pocketing the money.
>>53878886
I am unironically left leaning about everything except unregulated immigration
>>53878918
catholicism and sunnism are literally cancer 2bh
I remember tortilla chips with fake melted cheese on them and grape juice being an actual thing they served in my Elementary school in the US
>>53878963
did you just greentext fedora your own reply
>>53878938
LITERALY elevator music
>>53878833
wot made
>>53878942
tbqh I only get about 1 every 2 weeks, but it's still annoying af.
Are skin-care products just a meme? All I do currently is wash it was water (whilst showering).
>>53878869
I don't discriminate by genre, it's just that literally every rap song is just "muh dik nigga weed n hoez nigga sheeit kill whitey"
Now I'm not a nonce, but this (15 year old) girl is testing my convictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSR304DfdEc
>>53878687
>American cuisine
In all honesty, though, Britain is a fucking dump. The average street is much more depressing than an average American street
t. Someone that travels to America several times a year for work
>>53878975
can't you make an anonymous report to the police or something like that
sound like utter scumbags 2bh
I'm going to the store, anyone want anything?
goddamn lads this new kanye x kendrick track is fire
>>53879008
yes I did
>I am unironically left leaning about everything except unregulated immigration
>>53879017
steak chips and pes
>>53879038
I like depressing streets with history though. American towns and cities look fucking soulless.
t. Someone who has never been to America
>>53879038
obviously never been to chicago
>>53878938
OOOOOPEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53878869
YEAH YEAH YO
IM GONNA POP A NIGGA YO
IM GONNA SMOKE A BLUNT AND GET LIFTED YO
WEST SIDE
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS AND I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FROM IT
FUCKING HOES EVERY DAY UP IN DA CLUB WHEN IM SMOKING MY WEED
YEAH IM FUCKING RICH MANG
AND I DO DRUGS
THESE HOES AINT SHIT
IMA RICH NIGGA WITH DRUGS AND A GUN I DONT NEED NO BITCHES IN MY LIFE YO
-Every rap song ever
>oh fuckin bloody bugger me arse so dag'gum good, bruv, pound me bluddy shitter
>>53879002
>t. Anoushiravan Adams
I'm a woman hater
>>53878774
>weebs
this misclick was very enlightening
watching babymetal concerts
incredibly odd
out of sauce but still got nachos left
gonna eat em as they are
wish me luck cucks
>>53879106
>dag'gum
What?
>>53879045
doesn't sound like they're doing anything illegal
>>53878869
I only like a few select rap tracks because the sound just has my head bobbing.
This one is a banger. Dat black man voice, dat bass. P good sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJWIEWRK_I
People living in east London should be legally allowed to purchars and carry guns if they have no prior criminal convictions
>>53879038
I wouldn't say it's worse or better than the UK 2bh
t. lived and partially educated in the US
>I don't like rap music
>>53879146
damn good
my gf
>>53879121
Me too Tbh (desu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2LehsA1dk
#rekt
>>53879149
>claiming more money from the government
>not using it as its intended
>>53879096
>People living in east London should be legally allowed to purchars and carry guns if they have no prior criminal convictions
poured myself a glass of jack daniels
>>53879140
nons
>>53879142
good luck
hope you have enough grape juice to wash it down with
>>53879146
>Piss in me hole, mate, piss in me bloody feckin' hole
>>53879130
>iqdb
What the hell even is the point?
>>53879088
t. lived on Gloucester Road for a semester
>>53879186
>u dont like mainstream coon tunes so u waz le wrong generatuon
lol
>>53878869
With a few exceptions (a lot of Jedi Mind Tricks stuff is alright) I dislike the style. British MCing comes from raves so emphasises flow more, which is better IMO.
Although there has recently been more hip-hop/trap influence on grime which has been terrible for the genre
>>53879002
t. Reza Calvin
Don't know how anyone can live like this desu. Dark, grey, cramped and decaying. Our streets are as wide as one half of American streets (inb4 fat jokes). Even shit areas are more open than ours
can all girls produce milk or is it just the pregnant/recently pregnant
>tfw there's a crisis of masculinity
>poured myself a glass of jack daniels
>i do poos
>>53879045
Could do, not a terrible idea.
The inspectors they have round are fucking useless, so I think reporting to a regulatory body is a good idea (one that isn't the sodding QCC)
>>53879200
https://youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY?t=2m37s
utterly bizzare
>>53879038
>t. Someone that has only been to nice places
I spent a matter of hours in Michigan and wanted to fucking end myself.
>>53879219
>Gloucester Road
Who?
>semester
Fuck off yank
>>53879208
No idea lad i've never used it
Do people actually think that it's weird or quirky that somehow they grew up listening to the music their parents liked?
>>53879198
Not as bad as folks say, but a good bourbon would have been better Tbh
>>53879202
im all out
gonna get some water
>>53878869
any rap made after about 2000 is just cringeworthy bollocks. and it's getting worse every year.
>>53879185
but what actual law are they breaking? surely they just get money from the government and can use it however they find is necessary
>>53878686
>>53879233
LOOAWWLZERS
>I restrict the type of music I listen to by language and genre
fucking plebs
When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
This is why I love intelligent dance music
>>53879208
It's shit and never works, there is no point.
>>53879303
I saw you post this in the last thread and delete. Don't think you can escape ypour shame
>OI MATE JUST GIVE IT A RUFF POUNDIN, BROTHA, FUCKIN SHAG ME ARSE LIKE A CUNT
>>53879297
It's called fraud mate
>>53879274
Everyone is a special snowflake. Disney told us so
>>53879186
[spoiler]i actually like SOME rap music[/spoiler]
This is my favourite album right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFO77h9aALs
>le wrong generation
Fuck off, I'm not a 13 year old music genius on YouTube.
>>53879246
>>53879246
>>53879246
boyos i need this vital info
>>53879246
They all can but it takes a while to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant
You'll have to suckle her for a while everyday to stimulate milk production
There's a lot of resources out there about how to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant or hasn't recently had a child
got a £770 pay rise today ads WAHEY
>>53878687
Is that a pot of jelly?
>I listen to IDM
>>53879276
gonna get some bulleit
>>53879297
well from the sounds of it they aren't carrying out what they agreed in order to get more money. That's pretty much benefit fraud (or whatever the business equivalent is) imho
i want to worship a girls bum
i did it lads
thanks 4 the support
>I spent a matter of hours in Michigan and wanted to fucking end myself.
>>53879373
Good choice
>>53879279
I used to think like this. All i'd listen to was wu-tang clan, a tribe called quest, de la soul, etc etc. And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
>This is why I love intelligent dance music
>>53879355
how do i get a tranny to lactate
>>53879352
>You can stimulate lactation by sucking the nipples for an extended period of time several times a day for a week or two, or by giving the girl hormones
full on nons
>>53879355
thanks i quit dairy but if i get a gf it would be nice to still have milk
lads someone post the purple haired BANKERS N BONUSES youtube link
>>53878687
Is this a cheap wine?
>>53878851
>I'm unironically racist
>>53879365
nacho sauce
time for dessert
I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uELjQMXKMuo
This is undeniably shite and embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
>>53878869
>>53878687
>yfw american burger """"cuisine""""" is still better than british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53879424
pretty funny plot twist bro
>And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>tfw you are not Adeptus Astartes
>tfw you will never fight xeno scum with your sworn battle brothers
>tfw you will never slay heretics in the God-Emperors name
born 38,000 years too early lads
>>53879162
W2C t-shirt?
>>53879436
>i believe that being offended gives me rights
Who here stuck in traffic because southerners can't drive in 3 inches of snow?
britain is just too fucking packed together. the hisroty is cool, but the grey skies and constant depression from everyone around it makes it fucking miserable.
Not to mention you really fucking do see pakis every block, thought it was just a meme.
Would visit again, but would never willingly live there. I guess I would live there over a ton of places in america, but the nice places in america are just so much nicer
>>53879426
the finest california wine
>>53879451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
shits on both
>>53879004
Kill yourself, yank.
>me shite-filled arsecunt fills w/ the seed of me fellow man
Why do the Welsh keep voting for Labour?
Labour could literally sit in their underwear watching Jeremy Kyle all year and the Welsh will still vote for labour without question. Wales is run by labour and it's never improved. It's still an impoverished shithole stuck in the 70s.
I'm not necessarily against labour just because they're labour. I just don't understand why the Welsh religiously vote labour despite them having never done a thing to improve the place
rap is fucking shit
>any spare change mate?
>>53879427
how does one celebrate st. georges day?
do you encourage mass rape of young british girls or stand idly by as a british citizen of african extract beheads one of your armed forces
would go to a babymetal concert for the bantz desu
>>53879038
Here's your (you).
Why do the Welsh keep voting for Labour?
>>53879485
>>53879554
>medals on the wrong side
triggered
>>53879480
Kendrick Lamar, Kid Cudi and Chance the Rapper are for fedora tipping niggers
alri lads
>>53879537
iirc Anglesey is Plaid Cymru
>good'een to thee sirrah. from whence came you pray tell? for i hail from Italy, or l'Italia, as it is so often known
Nothing more pointless than arguing about pop music
it takes no effort to listen to.
Arguing about a good art form like literature is a better use of time, though still pointless ultimately.
>>53879494
American highways look so comfy to drive along mang
>>53879554
>ywn wear a red tunic in battle
just end it senpai
>rap is fucking shit
>>53879038
I don't understand, is that a scone and mash in KFC?
didnt get a single bleeding (you) for my poem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAe3zWGLcw0
fucking bang on
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_DTQaqvtcU
>>53879582
mega ultranonse
>>53879537
BANKERS
O
N
U
S
E
S
And because we have a two party system. Labour is seen as working class, conservatives are not
don't want to do any school work today but I have to desu
Sorry
>>53879646
They do mashed potatoes
And that's a "biscuit", sort of like a scone without the sugar or currants
>>53879626
Our interstate/highway system is pretty good
Thanks Eisenhower
considering going to bluewater for the sole purpose of eating five guys
>>53879498
Their landscapes are terrible. As someone who loves cross country skiing, hiking, rock climbing, and visiting national parks, I would kill myself before living in that flat dull grey land.
Post good music lads
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg
Me dancing to IDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqiMITC0YRk
>>53879681
>>53879647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53879646
The scone is a "biscuit"
>>53879516
Well that's not rap you weapon, lucky for you I like jungle or else I would have stomped you under my boot like a cockroach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M8lSJDEe3c
>>53879537
only cardiff desu
>I want you to stomp me bollocks, shite in my bloody mouth then fuck my arse raw
>>53879274
Those type of people have only been exposed to two types of music; the mainstream music everyone they know listens to and the formerly popular music that their parents listened to. They listen to their parents music to appear like a unique and special.
t. Literal special snowflake
However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879681
what are they gonna do? its twitter not their own forum kek
>>53879683
Why are americans obsessed with mashed potato?
>>53879647
It was very good, didn't occur to me to respond desu
>>53879692
fuck off murderer
>>53879692
Bender haha
thats all folks
>>53879697
lily allen is an underrated waifu
gonna make an easy 1000 bucks lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A
>>53879697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixL_jmGRDXY
>>53879736
>i used to listen to what my parents liked, now i listen to what /mu/ likes and this makes me a superior human being
>>53879748
smashed taters is good senpai
>>53879411
hope (s)he is on hormone therapy and constantly stimulate h(er/is) nipples
>>53879695
On the plus side you can fly to Norway or w/e for fuck all and see sights there, but yes England and Wales don't have interesting landscapes.
>>53879761
Wow you're literally in high school. How are you not chattin shit with all your mates at lunch? Those were prime banter hours.
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879762
Reminder you are only white if you live in a light blue zone.
>>53879748
Its a southern thing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453316750389.webm
>>53879726
biscuits=/=scones
biscuits are salty and buttery and served with gravy
Getting my bings and bongs mixed up 2bh lads
how many extra flags users are on /brit/?
>>53879582
Already considered it myself previously.
Meetup number 2? ;^)
>>53879626
Depends on where you are I suppose but when I was there the road surface was shit and covered in bits of tires and dead animals. Also the standard of driving ability is noticeably lower. The nice ones are probably breddy gud though.
>>53879326
I see that you still use words with disregard to their meaning.
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>>53879554
not for you, baby killer
>be american
>takes 2 days to get to anywhere good in your country
>>53879762
I've been to 31 US states and you couldn't pay me to live anywhere in the south, the summer heat is unbearable for a white person
>>53879771
Hate /mu/ desu they're all stuck up as fuck
Only go their once a week or so for /shugaze/ and to go through the share threads
>>53879802
dont be mean he's a yank high schooler thererfore may go on a shooting spree if agitated
>>53879802
soft cunts and niggers are all that come here
>>53879797
I'm the anon that started the complaints about Wales/Britain, but to be fair, Wales does have some great landscapes. They're all the same, but great. It's the towns and """cities""" that are depressing
>>53879858
i agree
>>53879864
le fox and le grapes
>>53879274
>>53879736
Used to listen to 80s music in the car with mum all the time when I was young. Probably why I love 80s music now.
Taste in music has changed massively over the years though. Not very good on genres, but started getting into ambient and electronic stuff ever since I bought a synth. Still listen to classical and metal a lot though. Black metal and folk metal though. I find standard 'metal' fucking boring now desu
>>53879807
>scotland
>not white
>iceland
>not white
>france
>white
>sweden
>white
>finland
>white
>ireland
>not white
>I want AIDS. I need it NOW. I fucking NEED you to bugger the bug into me bum, lad. Let me feel that poz goop dripping from me boicunt like the precum from my dicklet just thinkin' o'it. Fuck me, fuck me sick, I need that nasty gift
dancing all night
everythings all right
I get more fucking fedoras than (you)s these days
Does anyone work remotely? Something remotely? like, remote work? remote control?
who /BLACKFUCKINGMETAL/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg
>>53879393
Michigan ruined the pasty, fuck them.
>>53879864
Says the guy who's sitting by himself and posting on 4chan
>>53879697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCwfjl_sXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZB8_RMwFfI
>>53879797
>>53879695
But we have green and pleasant land
And that's all I ever need.
>>53879874
I love our landscapes don't get me wrong, was just in comparison to what that anon was talking about, with massive mountains and valleys.
A lot of Britain looks the same with just rolling hills, fields and villages, but I love that.
>>53879922
i operate machines from home desu
>>53879929
What an abomination.
me and the gf
>>53878869
I don't like the people making it. I don't like the way they look and speak
I also don't relate to the messages and images expressed. Angry young inner city men on the dole should all be locked up or conscripted into the armed forces in my opinion, why would I want to share in their lifestyle of aggression, petty crime and drug taking? Because that's all rap is about
Also the people who like it tend to be fucking normie dickheads
>Music from our current year is always superior and this opinion will remain unchallenged for the rest of human history
>>53879807
>t. Ahmed bin Abdul al-Britanni
I think you will find the white people live in the dark blue areas
>>53879436
Yanks really are the worst posters.
>>53879929
Reporting in
>>53879952
Based you. Love that album.
>>53879863
*shoots ur school*
>>53879906
le what
>>53879943
yank kids are irritatin tee bee haich
>>53879855
>be British
>can't even drive for more than 4 hours without driving into the sea
long drives are top tier banter or music enjoyment times
>>53879987
>that pic
Seen it countless times but i'm still taken aback at how repulsive it is each time.
Why don't we all just get along? Us Anglos need to stick together in these times
>>53879999
>Please, God, please let me taste your filthy spunk
New gimmick :
we quote random posts with "haha alri paki xx" to get a rise out of people
>>53879477
Italians can't even shitpost properly.
Had a giggle, hope you lads do as well :-)
>>53880013
We're music doppelgängers pham
want to hit someone again
>>53880073
haha alri paki xx
>>53880069
All the yanks need to go except for me
>>53880079
haha alri paki xx
>>53880069
>anglocucks
fuck off
do brits actually believe the Irish aren't Anglo?
>>53880069
>yanks
>anglo
They're ethnically more likely to be german
>>53879978
Your gf's arm is seriously deformed, sorry.
>>53879971
thats nice i suppose. hurts that it probably is open skies 3 days out of the year as well though.
>>53878869
Lyrics mean nothing to me, when I listen to music the lyrics just fade out until the vocals are just another instrument, probably why I listen to foreign bands. You could be singing about poo in the loo and it doesn't matter to me.
I value melody and depth and all that, so listening to some black bloke going NIGGER NIGGER SHOT SOME NIGGER to a very basic beat and melody that just repeats throughout the whole song is awful.
>that's shit rap though listen to this
I don't care about it at all. If I don't care about lyrics I don't care about rap.
I quite like something like Today Was a Good Day because it has a catchy melody but that's about it.
wew lads
just wew
do americans actually believe the Irish are Anglo?
>>53879973
haha alri paki xx>>53880156
>>53880079
oh enlighten us great shitposting sage
>>53880124
>ME HOLE
>ME FUCKING HOLE
>>53878869
>>53880124
Also forgot to add I'm not black or working class.
*purposefully throws link on the coffee table to catch peoples attention*
http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/BABYMETAL-tickets/artist/1993807
>>53879576
You throw a spud in the bin knowing that somewhere a paddy is starving 2bh.
Someone edit out "Anthony" and replace it with "/brit/"
when it's genuinely nice and sunny here i think this country is beautiful, tebeayche
>>53880110
They aren't bro. Here is a short genetic history of Britain
Celtic people
West Germans come and live there
Danish come and live there
Normans live there
The Normans kill off all the Anglo-Saxons
French people move there
Call themselves English
>>53880119
That's just a meme, we have blue skies for weeks in the summer. And right now we get pink skies every day from midday, which are UTMOST comfy.
>>53880156
i thought brits thought that
>>53880124
>Lyrics mean nothing to me, when I listen to music the lyrics just fade out until the vocals are just another instrument, probably why I listen to foreign bands. You could be singing about poo in the loo and it doesn't matter to me.
try listening to electronic music if you don't like lyrics mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dXp0eF8s0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwLj2K124Mg
Terrorist attack on uni campus in Pakistan, at least 30 students dead.
Many of the dead were apparently shot in the head execution-style, TV footage showed.
/brit/? more like /shit/ hhahaahahhahaah
>>53880210
so you are FrenchSpanishEnglishandtheresticans
looking for that young thug post someone used to post constantly a couple months ago, forgot what it was but it was good
>>53880259
Fuck off Romania
>>53880259
oh god lmao
>>53880268
haha alri paki xx
>>53880236
I do mate. But what has that got to do with anything lel, you were asking why I don't like rap.
>>53880198
on it la x
>>53880239
I wonder what they shouted when they........
Oh, they shouted Allah is great. WHAT A SURPRISE
>>53880283
ouchee
why is synchronised dancing so pleasing to the eye lads
>>53880268
and by post I do of course mean song...
>>53879695
>The yank is proud of the plate tectonics billions of years ago because he has nothing else to be proud of
Wew lad.
>I leave sandwiches on my front garden fence for the homeless
>they're gone every morning
I hope an actual homeless person takes them and not some random chav who probably just throws at cars or some shit
>>53880259
>The Former People's Democratic Republic of Bulmania and Dolmova
>>53880319
humans love a good consistent pattern we do
>>53880294
that wasn't me
>>53880300
good
What do the cool people say in your country?
We say, "that's a bet." sometimes we say, "that's a wager." Sometimes we also say, "that's a gamble."
>>53880239
typical arrogant students prolly the rejection process for a job in pakistan prolly used their worthless piece of paper to defend themselves LOL
My wife just had her baby! I would like to get in touch with the father and congratulate him
>>53880088
>>53880239
It's scary that one day the threat of an attack like this happening in the West will be so real that we'll need armed guards present on University sites
Pakis are deranged savaged and need to be kept well away from human beings.
>>53879726
That's not a fucking biscuit. Are you blind?
>>53880283
Absolutely savage
>>53880335
>Proud of
No I'm just glad I live in an area where I can do it. I never gave "America" credit for it. Reaching pretty hard there bud.
>>53879761
>The yank eats the crisps and slop but leaves the fruit after 2 bites
>>53880377
they say "lad" and "banter" a lot and basically anything you see people here say
#lad culture isn't a meme, it's real
>>53880396
Americans call scones biscuits for some reason
Well, /brit/? Are you non, or are you anti?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jm5DWa2bpbs
>>53880391
You said you would never forget
business idea: do /brit/ meetups at concerts so if people don't show up you can still enjoy the show
>>53880183
*gropes for wallet*
>British landscapes
>>53880456
i gave it a fair eatin lad
>>53879762
Yes, we are white.
wow
just went to shave
and put the shower on and got naked
sleeping pills really do fuck you
>yank "flapjacks"
Caltech researchers have found evidence of a giant planet tracing a bizarre, highly elongated orbit in the outer solar system. The object, which the researchers have nicknamed Planet Nine, has a mass about 10 times that of Earth and orbits about 20 times farther from the sun on average than does Neptune (which orbits the sun at an average distance of 2.8 billion miles). In fact, it would take this new planet between 10,000 and 20,000 years to make just one full orbit around the sun.
doing a xanax
>>53880475
theyre not the same
DOING A SOCIAL ANXIETY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW COME ON LADS GET IN HERE
>tfw no qt gf to softly sing earthmover to you and play with your hair until you fall asleep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw
>>53880484
I hovered over embed to see what the video is and I'm not giving the Guardian any ad revenue
whats the difference between the two
>>53880391
Pakis were the victims here lid.
Armed militants killed students. Are you still grouping them all as one thing?
>>53880519
haha, what are you like?
>>53880537
forgot image
>>53879818
Kill yourself, yank.
>>53880391
Secondary schools are already installing electronic front gates that need the students to show their ID pass to a camera before the reception opens the gate. They're not very effective, but still, just shows that here in the West we're responding to the threat of some paki shitskin brute who may go on site to kill White children.
>>53880198
Here lad x
>>53880519
that is absolutely insane
>>53880501
>the tallest buildings in new york fell apart on live tv
mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paOfROQ00a0
>>53879818
lmao southshit
>>53880573
rasheed
>>53880504
dont you start on that noncense too
>I've pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around.
What did he mean by this?
>>53880463
Interesting. We also say, "charge it." Sometimes we just say, "charge."
>Hey wanna get some lunch?
>Charge.
>>53879874
Here's your (you).
>>53880643
concerts are fun desu
especially weird weeb concerts
>>53880573
I don't care who died, rasheed, all I care is that it's paki terrorists doing the killing.
>>53880519
Whoa are you me?
I went for a piss before and ended up getting naked and sitting on the toilet for a shit. I sat there for about 2 minutes before realising I wanted a piss, not a shit.
>>53880602
those are pancakes
got a grog bog
can feel it
>there are people IN THIS THREAD that don't like salad
>>53880584
>>53880631
i dont fuck about lads
i really am off my trolley.
ULTIMATE RASHEED TEST
http://strawpoll.me/6594495
http://strawpoll.me/6594495
http://strawpoll.me/6594495
Lot of snow lads
>>53880689
americans call them flapjacks
>>53880643
Already unironically have an album of theirs downloaded. Don't listen to it a lot but a concert sounds like it would be supreme fun.
>>53880652
that sounds fucking bent
>>53880022
>A yank talking about banter
Semi/lorry just jacknifed in front of me. No wonder southerners lost the war
>>53880749
Their proper name is pancakes, nickname is flapjacks
>I don't care who died
>>53880283
Do women not understand that he obviously likes her yet she just sees him as a friend?
>>53880749
most of us call them pancakes
>>53880749
I've never heard anyone call them flapjacks
Everyone calls them pancakes, some old people call them hotcakes
>>53880815
they do
they just don't care
>>53880086
absolute madman
did a wank to face sitting videos
>>53880111
This is bullshit and you know it, faggot.
Americans are still a majority of British ancestry. It's only when you break that down into 4 separate categories does German become dominant.
>>53880779
It's like charging a credit card. At first it was a phrase of disbelief. "No way, charge it!" then it became a phrase of agreement, like charging your credit card. " I agree, charge it!"
>>53880800
That is actually insane
>>53880800
>shitposting while driving
next level
>>53880720
>Soaps
kys
>>53880813
flapjacks is what we call it who you do a poo down some wans fanny flaps
>>53880839
rude
flapjacks are them oaty syrupy cakey things ent they
>>53880888
is that an irish mating ritual
>>53880106
Neither can yanks for that matter.
lol gf sent this to me while im at work.
knew she'd love the new puppy
>>53880652
Here's some scouse slang for you la
>Ken = house
>webs = shoes
>beak/lemmo = cocaine
>magic = MDMA
>flim/bluey = £5
>go 'ed = do it
>la'/lid = lad
>biff/bifter = cig
>pyar (pure) = lots
>flapping = scared
>tax = steal
>>53880818
ur comin 2
>No wonder southerners lost the war
tips henschel cap
>>53880119
Yes, that is white weather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbgKfJ3ulKk
>>53880888
intradasting
sounds like a great way to get an infection, ngl
wein salzburg berlin
>>53880952
yes mate ;) xx
>>53880999
me with the blade
>>53880173
>>53881022
I could also go for some Wein haha
>>53880920
yeah
really hate northerners
>>53880990
>pedometal noncert
not in a month of sundays
>>53880976
give me her number and ill send her dick pic
dont you want her to be turned on or are you some selfish piece of shit?
>>53881012
>Yes, that is white weather.
>>53880239
Those Christian terrorists are just the worst.
>>53881092
EYUP LAD ILL SMASH YER FOOKIN TEETH DOWN YER THROAT YOU FOOKIN SOFT SOUTHERN SHITE
where were you when america was kill?
>>53880377
When our cool people do something outstanding they get a big grin and shout "allah ackbar".
>>53880455
>Reaching pretty hard there bud
>claims superiority over who has the biggest rock
>>53881082
kek
>>53880602
Those are yank "pancakes" lad, not flapjacks.
>>53880268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6UYsZJpkng
Found it...
>>53880638
Me on the right.
>>53880815
They do, women are just psychopaths though.
>>53881092
>Being a shandy drinking paki
>>53879019
Hey m8, try lavendar oil before bed each night. Also, after shaving, try witchhazel. I'd suggest a number of other facial scrubs, but I suspect they won't be readily available in your country.
>>53879929
good shit
>>53880839
200 mg of realism m8. I'm high like a kite if i'm honest