one american cuisine please edition
how can there be people that don't enjoy rap music?
Is it just because they hate the people doing it that they don't even give it a chance?
I guess this could be said for every genre but rap is really easy to get into
New track preview with less moon babble over it:
Sounds like another banger.
>because these are serious issues that will have dramatic implications for the future of mankind
Hmm, I'll look into it.
Trying to get my mum to report her work to HSE. She works in a care home, and the dickheads are claiming more money by saying they have the capacity to deal with people with actual dangerous mental conditions, instead of just dementia. Employees should get more pay because the care home is certified for that, but they don't because the management are pocketing the money.
In all honesty, though, Britain is a fucking dump. The average street is much more depressing than an average American street
t. Someone that travels to America several times a year for work
>I am unironically left leaning about everything except unregulated immigration
YEAH YEAH YO
IM GONNA POP A NIGGA YO
IM GONNA SMOKE A BLUNT AND GET LIFTED YO
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS
I SELL SO MANY DRUGS AND I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FROM IT
FUCKING HOES EVERY DAY UP IN DA CLUB WHEN IM SMOKING MY WEED
YEAH IM FUCKING RICH MANG
AND I DO DRUGS
THESE HOES AINT SHIT
IMA RICH NIGGA WITH DRUGS AND A GUN I DONT NEED NO BITCHES IN MY LIFE YO
-Every rap song ever
>oh fuckin bloody bugger me arse so dag'gum good, bruv, pound me bluddy shitter
this misclick was very enlightening
I only like a few select rap tracks because the sound just has my head bobbing.
This one is a banger. Dat black man voice, dat bass. P good sound.
>People living in east London should be legally allowed to purchars and carry guns if they have no prior criminal convictions
>Piss in me hole, mate, piss in me bloody feckin' hole
With a few exceptions (a lot of Jedi Mind Tricks stuff is alright) I dislike the style. British MCing comes from raves so emphasises flow more, which is better IMO.
Although there has recently been more hip-hop/trap influence on grime which has been terrible for the genre
Don't know how anyone can live like this desu. Dark, grey, cramped and decaying. Our streets are as wide as one half of American streets (inb4 fat jokes). Even shit areas are more open than ours
Could do, not a terrible idea.
The inspectors they have round are fucking useless, so I think reporting to a regulatory body is a good idea (one that isn't the sodding QCC)
When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
This is why I love intelligent dance music
It's shit and never works, there is no point.
>OI MATE JUST GIVE IT A RUFF POUNDIN, BROTHA, FUCKIN SHAG ME ARSE LIKE A CUNT
Everyone is a special snowflake. Disney told us so
[spoiler]i actually like SOME rap music[/spoiler]
This is my favourite album right here
>le wrong generation
Fuck off, I'm not a 13 year old music genius on YouTube.
They all can but it takes a while to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant
You'll have to suckle her for a while everyday to stimulate milk production
There's a lot of resources out there about how to get a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant or hasn't recently had a child
i did it lads
thanks 4 the support
>I spent a matter of hours in Michigan and wanted to fucking end myself.
I used to think like this. All i'd listen to was wu-tang clan, a tribe called quest, de la soul, etc etc. And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>When I think of IDM, or "intelligent music", I think about the average IDM beats. They tend to follow weird patterns and variations. The panning and tones go crazy, the speed of the beat and the drums are played are presented as if being created by a "thinking machine" off-top, thus the beat is almost "alive", creating patterns for itself.
>This is why I love intelligent dance music
>You can stimulate lactation by sucking the nipples for an extended period of time several times a day for a week or two, or by giving the girl hormones
time for dessert
>yfw american burger """"cuisine""""" is still better than british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>And then i was like let me give kendrick lamar a try since everyone hypes him so much and turns out not all contemporary rap is terrible
>tfw you are not Adeptus Astartes
>tfw you will never fight xeno scum with your sworn battle brothers
>tfw you will never slay heretics in the God-Emperors name
born 38,000 years too early lads
Who here stuck in traffic because southerners can't drive in 3 inches of snow?
britain is just too fucking packed together. the hisroty is cool, but the grey skies and constant depression from everyone around it makes it fucking miserable.
Not to mention you really fucking do see pakis every block, thought it was just a meme.
Would visit again, but would never willingly live there. I guess I would live there over a ton of places in america, but the nice places in america are just so much nicer
the finest california wine
>me shite-filled arsecunt fills w/ the seed of me fellow man
Why do the Welsh keep voting for Labour?
Labour could literally sit in their underwear watching Jeremy Kyle all year and the Welsh will still vote for labour without question. Wales is run by labour and it's never improved. It's still an impoverished shithole stuck in the 70s.
I'm not necessarily against labour just because they're labour. I just don't understand why the Welsh religiously vote labour despite them having never done a thing to improve the place
how does one celebrate st. georges day?
do you encourage mass rape of young british girls or stand idly by as a british citizen of african extract beheads one of your armed forces
>good'een to thee sirrah. from whence came you pray tell? for i hail from Italy, or l'Italia, as it is so often known
Nothing more pointless than arguing about pop music
it takes no effort to listen to.
Arguing about a good art form like literature is a better use of time, though still pointless ultimately.
Their landscapes are terrible. As someone who loves cross country skiing, hiking, rock climbing, and visiting national parks, I would kill myself before living in that flat dull grey land.
>I want you to stomp me bollocks, shite in my bloody mouth then fuck my arse raw
Those type of people have only been exposed to two types of music; the mainstream music everyone they know listens to and the formerly popular music that their parents listened to. They listen to their parents music to appear like a unique and special.
t. Literal special snowflake
However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
Already considered it myself previously.
Meetup number 2? ;^)
Depends on where you are I suppose but when I was there the road surface was shit and covered in bits of tires and dead animals. Also the standard of driving ability is noticeably lower. The nice ones are probably breddy gud though.
>However I evolved to listening to obscure musicians a few years ago
I'm the anon that started the complaints about Wales/Britain, but to be fair, Wales does have some great landscapes. They're all the same, but great. It's the towns and """cities""" that are depressing
Used to listen to 80s music in the car with mum all the time when I was young. Probably why I love 80s music now.
Taste in music has changed massively over the years though. Not very good on genres, but started getting into ambient and electronic stuff ever since I bought a synth. Still listen to classical and metal a lot though. Black metal and folk metal though. I find standard 'metal' fucking boring now desu
>I want AIDS. I need it NOW. I fucking NEED you to bugger the bug into me bum, lad. Let me feel that poz goop dripping from me boicunt like the precum from my dicklet just thinkin' o'it. Fuck me, fuck me sick, I need that nasty gift
Michigan ruined the pasty, fuck them.
But we have green and pleasant land
And that's all I ever need.
I love our landscapes don't get me wrong, was just in comparison to what that anon was talking about, with massive mountains and valleys.
A lot of Britain looks the same with just rolling hills, fields and villages, but I love that.
I don't like the people making it. I don't like the way they look and speak
I also don't relate to the messages and images expressed. Angry young inner city men on the dole should all be locked up or conscripted into the armed forces in my opinion, why would I want to share in their lifestyle of aggression, petty crime and drug taking? Because that's all rap is about
Also the people who like it tend to be fucking normie dickheads
>Music from our current year is always superior and this opinion will remain unchallenged for the rest of human history
Based you. Love that album.
*shoots ur school*
yank kids are irritatin tee bee haich
>Please, God, please let me taste your filthy spunk
Lyrics mean nothing to me, when I listen to music the lyrics just fade out until the vocals are just another instrument, probably why I listen to foreign bands. You could be singing about poo in the loo and it doesn't matter to me.
I value melody and depth and all that, so listening to some black bloke going NIGGER NIGGER SHOT SOME NIGGER to a very basic beat and melody that just repeats throughout the whole song is awful.
>that's shit rap though listen to this
I don't care about it at all. If I don't care about lyrics I don't care about rap.
I quite like something like Today Was a Good Day because it has a catchy melody but that's about it.
Someone edit out "Anthony" and replace it with "/brit/"
They aren't bro. Here is a short genetic history of Britain
West Germans come and live there
Danish come and live there
Normans live there
The Normans kill off all the Anglo-Saxons
French people move there
Call themselves English
That's just a meme, we have blue skies for weeks in the summer. And right now we get pink skies every day from midday, which are UTMOST comfy.
>Lyrics mean nothing to me, when I listen to music the lyrics just fade out until the vocals are just another instrument, probably why I listen to foreign bands. You could be singing about poo in the loo and it doesn't matter to me.
try listening to electronic music if you don't like lyrics mate
>I leave sandwiches on my front garden fence for the homeless
>they're gone every morning
I hope an actual homeless person takes them and not some random chav who probably just throws at cars or some shit
It's scary that one day the threat of an attack like this happening in the West will be so real that we'll need armed guards present on University sites
Pakis are deranged savaged and need to be kept well away from human beings.
Caltech researchers have found evidence of a giant planet tracing a bizarre, highly elongated orbit in the outer solar system. The object, which the researchers have nicknamed Planet Nine, has a mass about 10 times that of Earth and orbits about 20 times farther from the sun on average than does Neptune (which orbits the sun at an average distance of 2.8 billion miles). In fact, it would take this new planet between 10,000 and 20,000 years to make just one full orbit around the sun.
Secondary schools are already installing electronic front gates that need the students to show their ID pass to a camera before the reception opens the gate. They're not very effective, but still, just shows that here in the West we're responding to the threat of some paki shitskin brute who may go on site to kill White children.
Whoa are you me?
I went for a piss before and ended up getting naked and sitting on the toilet for a shit. I sat there for about 2 minutes before realising I wanted a piss, not a shit.
>there are people IN THIS THREAD that don't like salad
Semi/lorry just jacknifed in front of me. No wonder southerners lost the war
Their proper name is pancakes, nickname is flapjacks
This is bullshit and you know it, faggot.
Americans are still a majority of British ancestry. It's only when you break that down into 4 separate categories does German become dominant.
It's like charging a credit card. At first it was a phrase of disbelief. "No way, charge it!" then it became a phrase of agreement, like charging your credit card. " I agree, charge it!"
lol gf sent this to me while im at work.
knew she'd love the new puppy
Here's some scouse slang for you la
>Ken = house
>webs = shoes
>beak/lemmo = cocaine
>magic = MDMA
>flim/bluey = £5
>go 'ed = do it
>la'/lid = lad
>biff/bifter = cig
>pyar (pure) = lots
>flapping = scared
>tax = steal
>Reaching pretty hard there bud
>claims superiority over who has the biggest rock
Hey m8, try lavendar oil before bed each night. Also, after shaving, try witchhazel. I'd suggest a number of other facial scrubs, but I suspect they won't be readily available in your country.