Only for gommie Hungary
And he still looks like a fat bald retard.
But Horthy is just catastrophic.
You must spend quite a lot of money on painkillers then, or do you get some discount for being a regular customer
I also got that screencap, i was also in that thread :^), and it doesn't have anything about the finger, but it doesn't matter, thanks for sharing anyways
>So you guys are on Nation States ?
nyet, not into browser games
Oh really? Can't believe I didn't tell that story yet
I'll greentext it and post it in a second then
That's how I'm pretty much now, but in the past I used to be way more aggresive
Not that I hurt people for fun, no, unless someone pissed me off - but that was immature, now that I look at it
Now I just brush it off
Some time ago, I got captured by thugs
>Going home from a job in Ukraine
>I was supposed to meet up with my colleague next to this church, who was my ride home
>I was hungry and out of water, and I thought we probably won't stop anywhere to eat, so I went to Lidl
>I left the shop, licking my Cornetto, when I noticed some guys started following me
>At first I thought it was gypsies, who wanted to start some trouble, so I threw away the Cornetto (real fucking shame), pulled my emergency Walther from my thigh, and kept it concealed until I was going to use it
>What I thought to be gypos, were Ukrainian (not sure about that) thugs, that we supposed to kidnap me
>I didn't know that at the time, so I just turned around and shouted "Fuck off, or you'll get hurt"
>When they ran at me, I shot two in the gut, until I got hit to the side of my head with a pipe, by a fucker who ambushed me from bushes, like a faggot he was
>I passed out
>Woke up uncomfortably chained to the wall, getting smacked around
>They said they knew I'm "Straka" (My nickname", gave me my phone and told me they want my friends to send them money, otherwise they'll have me killed
>I asked them if they knew what they are doing, and I called up they guy I was supposed to meet at the church, and told him what happened
>He started laughing and told me with a code, that they are tracking my phone, and that they'll send someone soon to get me out
>I told them that I need their account number, so I can have my people send money
>They gave it to me, I told it to the guy for shit and giggles, and hung up
>(few other things happened in between, like me stalling for time and stuff, but it's not really that important or interesting)
I'll cont. soon
It will make sense, don't worry
I will not belive that.
>tfw you will never be a gay Brazilian man
What is Arthur doing? I used to watch him as a kid :^(
Thats his father.
I hated the show. Probably because the sister cuz she reminded me of my own. And I didnt liked the other classic cartoons too e.g. Tom and Jerry because I always knew who will win.
Ed, Edd and Eddy will live in my memories forever.
I used to watch: Arthur, ed, edd & eddy, recess, power puff girls, hey arnold, spongebob, ruggrats, basically anything on tv
>tom and Jerry
Never really watch that desu
Did you get these shows in paprika as a kid?
>They started getting annoyed with me laughing at them after some time
>One guy took a pick and a hammer, put down a stool, strapped my hand to it, and started separating the finger from my hand
>When he was almost done, their boss came rushing in to the room, and yelling at them to fucking stop
>He started apologizing to me, saying that he was oblivious to what happened, and that he never told anyone to capture me
>He shouted at the guys to untie me immediately, and I got up
>He was still babbling about that this was nothing against my PMC, that he was sorry, that they'll pay us for the misunderstanding, blah blah blah
>I walked to the guy who done my finger in
>I yanked his head down and back, holding him by his forehead, then up, and then to the wall
>This kills the man
>I didn't stick around to find out, anyways
>I left the place and met up with my contact
>He drove me to our medic
>Had to have my finger sewn back on, since it was holding on by a piece of skin
And that's pretty much it
Doctor told me not to work out, but I still did, since I'm an idiot, and my stitches broke when I was doing pull ups
And several times after that
wew, im glad our dorm only has 2 people rooms, couldnt live in that mess desu
>Do you jerk off in secret
usually i can hold it til im going home for the weekend, or if im really horny i jerk off when my roommate is in class
>are you comfortable farting around your roommate
We had them too but I dont know ehat ruggart is. I watched these cartoons at my grandmother after school when I was 6-8 years old. My sister always went to sleep because she was in kindergarten. I tolerated the powerpuff girls because after that usually came the Eds. I also liked the other similar cartoons and I was a Spongebob fan for a while.
I wish I would be that kid again
how is the dog situation? have you got your kekoslovakian wolfdog puppy?
pic is my dog ;^)
What's your least favorite thing about living with a roommate?
Ahh, now I got it. Didn't watched this. After some time my parents deleted the kid's chanmels because I always wathced it. I started watching the scientific ones, got interested in engineering and went to an engineering school.
While I was in high school I lived in 4-bed rooms, and lived in a 2-bed one in uni. Tbh I think the 2-bed rooms are much more gay and way less fun than the 4-bed ones. I loved my uni roommates, but being locked together with one person of the same sex just feels wrong.
I had shittons of different roommates and I never had one who didn't like a friendly farting competition.
i was in a 4-bed room in high scool too, and it was fun as fuck desu
but now in uni i couldnt stand that, after i come "home" at night after a whole day of classes/gym im glad that i have only one roommate and be able to do my thing and have some time for myself before going to sleep desu
>I am ok with the scent of my farts but others don't smell as good :DDD
Obviously, though I might try your farts after sniffing your butt :^)
It's the sound and the duration that counts during a competition, not the smell.
Not really, you just need to live in a house with a garden, to let him run about
Also you need to train bigger dogs, since they may become stray if you just let them outside without training
And more food, of course
Dogs aren't usually aggresive, only stray ones and the ones taught to be aggresive
They have more wolf genes in them, than other dogs, but I wouldn't know if they are more aggresive, no
I could only really do my own shit when I managed to get a room all for myself desu.
Unless it's a qt girl, I could never go back to sharing a room with someone again. Even then, I'd probably need some private time every day.
I want to send a phishing email to a wp email
What kind of messages could they send to encourage someone to login again?
Please review your security info? seems a bit soft
It was a preso canario, my friend was bathing the dog and he started to misbehave, the mother came out and hit him/shouted (don't remember) and he bite her in the neck and she bled out and my friend saw it play out in front of her
>try your farts
I can cook up a mean """egg salad""" fart :^)
Anyone have that angry hungarian video when a guy got late and bus left without him?
Well, thing is, dogs sympathize a lot with their master, so when they get nervous, he gets nervous too
Probably just tried to defend him, or maybe he was sick in the head, but I can't say for sure, since I'm not an expert
But that sounds bad, nonethles
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 21 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 21 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
plane anon will be happy
back in the times of low population density it was easier to *be* someone and *mean* something, or at least have meaningful connection to another human being
nowadays due to oversaturation of human element more and more people choose to avoid being and meaning consciously, just to slow down and contemplate - especially middle class and wealthy people, though lower class can be observed doing the same thing
due to the prevalence of automatisation and networking less and less human contact is needed for everyday activities, less and less of it is appreciated and sought
women tend to pursue career and personal completion rather than romantic involvement, even less seek true love and are willing to settle down for anyone, even their perfect match
the whole civilisation of lonely, slightly neurotic women hell-bent on proving something to themselves and the world takes over, leaving disillusioned males behind
companies are ready to profit on solitary lifestyle of lonely women, because that's what companies do - they sell products and encourage people to buy them
there's no tension to reproduce, as there's no need for feeding your elders anymore - the state manages just fine with pension plans and retirement funds
the system perpetuates endlessly - dissatisfied women will reinforce the system that leaves them dissatisfied, meanwhile men cannot assume the dominant role anymore - they will be simply outvoted everytime
if these women manage to have children, the children will be products of their environment, already formatted for this life, will have lost before they even began
there's nothing we can do
let's just lie down and sip alcohol as our society crumbles
The first one and the third one were best, I'd say.
third one definitely had a good style, I really liked that one - too bad Pataky and Slamovits broke up the band
V'Moto-Rock was good, too until they pretty much replaced Herpai Sándor with a drum machine despite his skills
nope, i'm on linux and a shit laptop so no gaming for me these times
I'm really curious about that too.
I mean I see couples getting petty and all mad at each other for no fucking reason and not being able to reconcile about the smallest things.
It just looks so retarded. It's especially hard for me to understand since I'm literally unable to hold a grudge in my daily life, and even if something really bothers me in someone, I can always just not give a fuck about it.
On the other hand, it's probably stupid to think that I'd be any different.
>"lol you're playing cajool game for FUN you fucking newfag? TRY MY GAME it's so hard I REPEAT HAAAAAARD LOL I died like 30000000 times trying to install it CAN YOU BELIEVE IT NIGGA oh what are you playing? some faggy rpg? haaha I bet even the hardest difficulty is for FUCKING BABIES REAL MEN PLAY REAL GAMES FOR REAL MEN YOU FUCKING LOSER check my achievements will you? oh, that one? with 0.0000005% global completion? DIDN'T BREAK A SWEAT LOL"
So I got the idea to translate those comics to English
I've done one so far
>qt grill chats me up on plebsbook
>end up having a long nice conversation about random things
>we share multiple interests
fugin hell just when i need to be alone doing uni stuff
It's good to de fellow /g/tards around here
The important question is will she let you tie her up
Maybe you won't even have to publish your dating page after all, just don't fall in love to fast before you finish uni :DDD
You don't know how lucky all of you are.
Does that girl in the pic know you aren't supposed to do that?
This happens to me often and it just makes me more miserable.
If a girl enjoys chatting with me about stupid shit on fb and irl so much, why doesn't she also want to hop on my dick?
You think all this is a joke? My life is being torn away from me by idiotic fucking self-hating cuckolds and I'm powerless to do anything about it. We don't have the military and police to even contain the problem and by summer I'll most likely be dead in the upcoming chaos and my sister who I love very dearly will be raped by these monkeys. I'm just a normal fucking guy who wanted a normal life.
No i was just getting the good 'ol feels
they were stronk feels indeed
She's taken, and I really want to think that she's attracted to me but she probably isn't.
I just act cheeky and try not to hang too much around her for now. I was pretty reluctant to get into these long fb chats with her because I'm positive that's a fastlane to becoming her betabitch, but she keeps sending me these qt normie memes, and I really do enjoy talking to her.
well if you developed feelings for her this is going to suck
Guess high school teachers are entitled shits everywhere.
>can't cut it as a researcher or a professional
>barely go through uni
>work 5*45 minutes a day
>have summer vacation
>near zero risk of being fired
>get to be around 17 yo girls
>>get to be around 17 yo girls
and not do anything. that is actually hell.
>>>work 5*45 minutes a day
plus the time you spend preparing and grading tests, organizing programs, etc etc