/asean/ with no /asean/s
>anime posting and good banter
/asean/ with /asean/s
>shit flinging competiton
first for penjajah
First for Pinoys are good workers
Haha time for maggi
PERTAMAX GAN BOSS
6th for hurt and triggered feelings >:-)
>>53872931
m-maggi?
Pejwan dulu gan
>>53872847
Who is evilest country poster in /asean/ ?
>>53872723
that tells you what a disgusting piece of shit sundanese are
>>53873021
the divided states of indonesia
>>53873021
Malaysia, where all the extremist come from
>>53873090
Reminder that Elliot Rodgers was a Malaysian chink
>>53873021
Yahallo
>>53873021
malays are mastermind behind most of islamic extremism in /asean/
>>53872931
>not indonmie
What vidya are SEA monkeys playan' right now?
>>53873218
Superpower 2, I can't understand how the economy works in this game though
>>53873218
Evoland 2
>>53873218
4ch RO server.
>>53873218
>DOTA 2
putanginamo
Will the butthurt saga continue?
I don't buy his reasoning of being triggered by that poster.
He has been parading the Manila a shit and posting those slums since last year
>>53873218
Ace Atorrney: Phoenix Wright.
>>53873758
any new pics?
>>53873758
Why you put your ikat on the plate?
>this is what happens when you support a cult
She deserve all this problem tbhwy, that's what her family gets for joining a cult. The Catholic church won't help, her family abandoned the church for that cult, and now she must crawl her way back the real religion and beg forgiveness. Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ist40ZG84Js
>>53873887
and who is this fluid druid?
>>53873975
nazira safya
>>53874008
I'm never trusting an indon again
>>53874035
me too
DutDut a shit
Binay a shit
Roxas a shit
Shit a shit
Is it time?
Depends
>>53873887
What if that was me...n-not saying I joined INC or anything....also tips on how to escape from cult
>>53873218
Skyrim desu
>>53877794
simply cut the connections? fuck them for thinking that they can control everyone into their bullshit.
>>53878848
I tried doing that. There's literally two guys that are following me around. Sometimes they even wave to me when I look out of my window. It's scary man. I tried getting the Catholic Church to help out and they said they are too busy with refugees
>>53879385
what cult? INC? they actually assign someone to follow the members that they sense that would leave soon? got damn.
>>53873887
What cult?
>>53879792
Iglesia ni Cristo. similar to Murrica's Scientology something.
>>53879514
Yes. Once the pastor whipped me and locked me in a cell all because I questioned him. Pls send help. I'm trying to get the Church of England to help me...I hope they won't pull off some bs excuse ;_;
>>53880528
I'm pretty sure that you're just memeing but if ever, just go to the police or better yet, call a lawyer, seek legal advice, and ask him if you can file a case against them for illegal detention etc.
>>53880755
I'm not. I thought INC good religion, dindu muffin :(
Heh who am I kidding, I was just memeing :P
>>53873021
>Thrashed legacy of Great Han
>Not even regional masteroftrade Muhley
>Definitely not Glorious Brits
Soulless Chinkapore
and also honorable mention to vietnam whos language sounds fucking ugly and blindhate Glory Han for no good fucking reason
Just woke up from nap
LFS
F
S
>>53872847
i want to fuck indon hijabi girls, how to find one? do they like white peps over there?
>>53885068
Yes. But to fuck, you must convert to Islam.
>>53885208
>>53885068
>convert to Islam
>fugg her and get her preggerz
>convert back to Christianity
>run away to Laos
10/10 foolproof plan
>>53885599
>>53885208
idk about converting, but she must wear hijab while having sex. i like to imagine it as revenge for european civilisation which they've destroyed
>>53885599
>Fuck qt hijab
>Marry and convert to Islam
>Move elsewhere
>Convert newly wed wife to Christianity
>Turn her into tsundere
win-win
>>53885938
Wouldn't that be like having sex with a nun though?
>>53885938
Is it really that bad over there?
>>53886303
They should have imported /sea/ muslims tbhwy.
Home Office (the one that handles with immigrants and refugees) will try to swindle you as much as possible from claiming benefits. For example: If you're a refugee, you must promptly claim for your benefits once you get here. This Syrian who hid in a lorry managed to arrive in London, he didn't know how to speak, he did found someone who speak Arabic and told him to the Home Office in Croydon, he walked 3 hours, but was rejected benefits because he didn't claim "promptly" i.e. once he stepped on British soil.
>>53885938
desu Yurop bought this on itself by having soft immigrant policies when the Empires started collapsing.
>>53886231
I-I wouldn't turn my moeslim wife (if I had one) to christianity. I want our relationship as haram as possible, it's more exciting that way.
>>53886231
yes. but i wouldn't do a nun, and i like asians so its like killing 2 bird with one stone i guess.
>>53886303
in certain areas. half of london is basically pakistan
>a daily reminder that your cat could be a degenerate SS officer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSZb0iwU2k
>a daily reminder that your cat could be a disgusting KGB spy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eylFo3PlEoI
>>53886854
Why not?
>>53886726
Tsundere Muslims would be fun I guess. I can't wait to get chastised for blaspheming the Prophet Muhammad.
/asean/ is ANTI-RACEMIXING
>>53887216
wrong! wrong! wrong!
>>53887146
>actually sees a pure, good woman devoting her live to god in the current year
> lets fuck her up and turn her into another slut
you idiot.
btw most nuns are old as fuck, young nun is rare desu
>>53887852
Oh my god that greentext just gave me a boner and I'm a Christfag ;_;
I want to become Orthodox and marry qt deaconess
>>53888129
>marry qt deaconess
now you can
>>53888252
No, I want real qt deaconesses ;_;
bumping
Doing my criminal law seminar work right now -__-
one of the questions is:
>is religious flagellation legal?
yes, but only for religious ecstasy and not pleasure
>is it legal to cause harm for sexual pleasure like masochists?
no, not in public interest
>is it legal to brand thy wife like a tattoo if she consents
yes, because it is not for sexual pleasure but for "personal adornment"
there's also this once case where this guy accidentally killed his partner when they were having "digital penetration" ie fish fingers, he was wearing a ring that wounded her insides which caused an infection that led to death, he was liable for manslaughter only. :)
Good morning
>>53889826
>>53889826
Morning. I wish I can go to that cute island with you
Wakey wakey
>>53892236
Selamat pagi sayang
Salamat Pagi
Crikey
>>53873128
[spoiler]IROHA[/spoiler] OR DEATH
>>53889826
Mornin', friendo!
I wonder if we could ask the Maltese government to borrow this beauty and put it on Pagasa Island to blow up fishing boats and patrol vessels in an 8 mile radius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abyHm5gnvgw
bump 4 jesus
>>53894521
delet this
>>53894521
pls delet and stop objectifying womeyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0Y2FWgdlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSb9H-1SDC0
SJW's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_2svKFkE4
Me vs Feminism. Pls support
>>53895749
1 like = 1 support
>>53895749
>if you didn't know = share
>if you guessed one right = leave a like
>if you guessed two right = retweet
>if you guessed all of it = down boat
>>53895817
Will you support me so that I can debate more feminists and expose their lies?
>>53895899
Pls don downvolt ;_;
I need support to fuel my fabulousness
Also, follow me on tweeter
https://twitter.com/nero?lang=en-gb
>>53873218
Dragon's Dogma
>>53873218
ff7 tbdesu
>>53873218
Civ 5
how to type khmer ?
>>53896441
THE WIND IS CRUSHING ME~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WeYkWUpccs
I've never really finished that game, I found the health system annoying and my team mates keep talking shit every 5 seconds like "looks there are herbs" everytime I pass a certain place.
>>53896476
>still playing FF7
Aerith dies
>>53873218
nuclear throne
Hmmm..I wonder if he is still mad?
>>53896762
Who?
r-r8 my gaymes, lads. I-I'm really into strat gaymes...
>>53896807
>dota 2
>not download
Killurself/10
dota 2 is the most asean oriented game ever created
>>53896782
Did you just start browsing here today?
>>53896616
įį¶įį¶įįįįį
>>53896807
>Warband
noice
check out anno domini 1257, really good mod
>1257 AD
>Europe + North Africa + ME
>40 or so nations
>larger variety of weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsn52hdI0gI&t=450
>>53896707
yeah i already reach disc 3 though so i knew aeris dieded
Wtf
There's a singaporen guy in my office speaking fluent bahasa Indonesia on the phone
It's not melayu, it's indon
>>53895253
>when trolling gets taken to livestreaming
top kek
This girl is known to post in 4chan
>>53897195
chinkindon '98 refugee
>>53873021
Australia
We had white Australia policy for 60 years remember. We broke it when we started accepting Vietnamese though
>>53897161
Meh, I still want my FF6 remake
>>53896807
>TFW I have TW Medieval and Napoleon for free by just torrenting it
I feel like getting The Division. Should I torrent it or get original?
why does bule think that cigarette is a big no no but drugs and alcohols are cool?
Do they still do cockfighting in your country?
>>53889757
we studied one case about a woman who went to see a spiritual healer who said he could help her by having him stick 'magical' gems into her vagina.
>>53897207
I love watching her tbhwy she's probably the best troll, everyone gets triggered when they're around her.
>>53897195
Singaporean before Malaya expulsion
>>53897117
I already have that installed, I rage quit because the mameluks I think had like 50% of their army as light horsemen my men can't catch up to them and there were like 800 of them.
>>53897269
buy during sale.
>>53896861
I need space for other games k. I prefer Empire desu, simply because of bigger map. I fucking hate Napoleon for having such a small fucking map. :^)
>>53897345
>>53897332
we can do cockfighting together bby
Do Filipinas make nice wives? I'm trying to keep in mind something for the future when I turn 40 or so.
>>53897393
>>53897332
>cockfighting
reeeeeee if I was the bolice I would beat up everyone who attends to such things, fucking gamblers they keep complaining about being poor and blame government
>>53897345
I have a feeling she died
>>53897332
yes it's big,the world tournament is held here and we have channels dedicated to cockfighting
>>53897379
It's not even out yet.
I hope my laptop can handle it though.
>>53897684
my laptop can handle Empire and Napoleon especially in battle at least on medium graphic and trust me my laptop is shit.
>watching ww1 documentary in colour
>film turns to black and white to brown
impressive.
>>53897849
Mine can play at high for those gaimus.
Just hope it can handle next gen graphics and shit
>>53897214
Kekkles
Bisaya = squatter, maids
Grabs popcorn ;-)
>>53898217
fuck off.
>>53898217
just stop.
please
>>53897399
They do but make sure to find someone loyal.
>>53898217
*tagalogs = squatter, subhuman
I need a poo lads
In the loo of course
>>53873556
This is not me
Delete
>>53898822
How do I do that? Someone not from Manila?
I was there once, back in 2013. I met some girls my age but they didn't seem interested, really easy to talk to though.
>>53898869
This is not me
Delete
>>53898844
going to use your post to practice my composite memeing, judge me for a bit
>when the poo hit the loo so hard it gets DESIGNATED
how was that
why is Norkek still in flipland?
Don't you have to go back to Norway?
>>53898869
get a tripcode
>>53898886
Norkek
pls
what happened to your flag
>>53885068
>Asians wearing hijabs
I've never seen this before, but I hate it.
I love that idiots will always mistake me for a tagalog
as if they are the only ones who hates those bisayan subhuman assholes
love it! two birds with one stone
hello,i have been chatting with a real brown bull who is more than willing to cuck my gf in a motel in bacoor, she has never been with a bbc(big brown cock),any advice guys? should i watch them beside or videotape?
>>53898987
tagalogs are subhuman nigger tier trash shit anyway
whats your point
>>53898885
This is not me
Delete
>>53898943
I'll go home soon together with gf to Norway
I don't know how it will be to go from 30+ to -15C
>>53898953
Tripcodes are cancer
Srsly guys, my name is copyrighted
Do not steal
The butthurt bisayan squatter saga lives on
what round is it 10?
>>53899049
0/10
>>53899149
just stop
>>53899149
>>53899089
>>53898217
Shut the fuck up
>Hide shit flinging flips
>Report shit flinging flips
>Ignore shit flinging flips
>Do not reply to shit flinging flips
Come back later when they kill themselves.
>be shitskin
>walking down a dark alley minding your own business
>See pic related
What do?
>>53899149
Just stop already,watchdog
Goddamn
Hello, if you're not already on this map, could you please post, thanks
>>53899285
>piss on portrait
>put portrait in bin
>clean area where pissed as we don't want want to break the law and make the place dirty do we now
>>53899285
Ben "I run over a kike with a motorbike" Garrison is too much for me
But I am white aryan god, and ur probably ice chink lmao XDDDD
Snakker du dansk?
>>53899285
hey greenland
what's the weather today
>>53899341
why don't you just make your own thread for flegs?
>>53899341
Wait for Boris to post
He's in Cambodia
>>53899285
nice try ahmed
>>53899285
tell him to go home,where he belongs
>>53896962
Yes
And who are you btw?
Any singaporeans want to hire me for $550?
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/135340/bosses-in-singapore-must-now-pay-filipino-maids-at-least-550-a-month
>>53899149
Stop it will hurt his feelings :-DDD
>>53897379
>everyone gets triggered when they're around her.
>tfw can relate
>>53899285
rare flag
take care you don't make it uncommon
>>53899476
I would hire you for 550$.
>>53899389
>Snakker du dansk?
Yep
>>53899413
what's the weather today
Warm we had + 11 Ā°C today
>>53899476
>$550
how the fuck do you live with that? Especially in an expensive place like Singapore?
>>53899476
r u a outdoor heating device?
>>53899566
>Live inside mastah's house
>Save shekels
>Go back to Imperial Manila
I guess I'll go for a thai golddigger instead
>$550
that's not even enough to pay monthly rent
>>53899285
>be shitskin
i must be a tagalog subhuman trash, i kill myself immediately
>>53899513
Prat med meg, sƄ vi kan forvirre alle asiaterne her :DDDD
>>53899599
>>53898884
There isnt any real way of knowing..
It's up to you.
Make sure you know her well before you tie the knot desu
>>53899676
Er du en sexturist?
>>53899513
Hvordan kan du ha 11+?
Vi har -16 hjemme i Norge.
>>53899703
Nei
Ikke si det
NĆ„ kommet alle her til Ć„ skrive umorsomme poster om meg
>>53899485
Doing gods work
>>53899513
11 Ā°C ?
i thougt greenland should be much colder?
>>53873218
osrs
wew
>>53899710
Det ved jeg ikke, nogen gange kold i danmark = varm i gronland
So no bisayan squatters in manila pic today?
is it too early to ask?
>>53899780
normally - 10 to -25 this time of year
>>53899806
Shut the fuck up
>>53899780
>my place it's -5Ā°C to 1Ā°C
>still no snow
kill me now
>>53899827
Why are you scared of the bisayan squatter or something?
>>53899797
Vel, sƄ lenge det er kaldt i Norge er det greit :D
>>53899806
because they dont exists, only tagalog. ;)
>>53899861
No, nobody wants this cancerposting from either of you
The Bisayans seems the most butthurt though
>>53899894
Kill yourself
>>53899897
you are no fun,
plus we we get to see bisayan squatters shitting up manila
>>53899643
>i must be a tagalog subhuman trash, i kill myself immediately
I thought most filipinos looked the same
>>53899826
thats a lot of difference senpai
>>53899859
>-5Ā°C to 1Ā°C
>no snow
that's useless weather kek
>>53899699
Salamat, m8
I will make sure of that, I'm just tired of all these feminist whores here.
>>53899941
here we go!
Cant wait for the answers
KONTOL MAKAN BUFFAR BUFFET
PERDUAN KENA KANTOT LIDDAT
PERTAGAN MAX
>>53899285
Tell him he got the wrong alley, the white alley is two blocks down.
>Hide shit flinging flips
>Report shit flinging flips
>Ignore shit flinging flips
>Do not reply to shit flinging flips
>>53899941
Yes all flips almost look the same but tagalogs/Manilenyos are much more darkier/shitiest since they were drenched in shit and piss at a daily basis.
>>53899941
wew lad
>>53900046
>tagalogs/Manilenyos
Heh i dont even know who they are and where they live.
Is that it? bisayan squatter is loosing his touch
>>53898886
It was pretty lame desu senpai
Try harder
>>53900154
can you post pics wherever you are right now?
>>53898981
Get a passport then
Exit your flyover state and visit the world, Juan.
>>53900221
sorry I'm too lazy only got photos on phone
>>53899941
Bisayans are our abbo islanders even their malay settlers fuck their natives instead of killing them
>>53900154
RARE
A
R
E
Good morning m8
>>53900257
post pics I wanna see Greenland desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
>>53900218
Did you seriously shit for 50 minutes?
>>53900318
Dude, it's green lmao
>>53900349
is it song posting time already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YW_RqTuZMw
>>53900218
dam
do you have any pointers on improving my meme game
>>53900318
Also, it's dark there 24/7 during this time of the year, so there's not much to see
Tao po? More like Tae poo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDD
>>53900406
No, I'm shitting now. I was preparing for 50 mins
>>53900468
Use more epic may mays such as "Pertamax gan", "wkwkwkwkwkwk", "aku makan kontol gan" or "mantap bro"
>>53900528
titit bayag wkwkwwkwkkwkwkwwkkw
>>53900528
>aku makan kontol gan
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>>53900744
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Bayad po? More like BAYAG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA AAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAH XDDDDDDD
Seriously though, how do we fix the t@gal0g infestation in m@nila?
[Pic]
<comment>
>all this flip shitflinging ITT
Is this the new trend?
Holy fuck this thread is cringe worthy...
>>53900839
Genocide all their bisayan slaves. that what they are mostly are anyway
>>53901014
>new
>>53901046
your mum's vajayjay is cringe worthy
>>53901046
>said the canuck
>>53901046
Only cringe here is you
>>53900430
>greenland
>green
thank you captain obvious
>>53901139
>>53901188
>>53901209
I'm 188 cm and 180 lbs of muscle, I'll beat you all up, and fuck your mothers vagina's 2bh.
>>53901047
>bisayan slaves
Source? slavery was abolished thousand years ago or
Are you implying that Manila still stuck in a african colonization era type of a shithole?
;)
>>53901273
> fuck your mothers vagina's 2bh.
I always wanted a whitey lil brother :3
>>53901273
No, we know you are a yellow smallpenised manlet low on testosterone, Chang Lim
>>53901273
>188cm
Thats below manlet.
6"8' here ill beat you and your mom with my 13 inch dick
>>53901329
I guess so, bisayans are still their nigg tier slaves
>>53901273
t.zhang
>Pay ISP $36 a month
>Get this speed
JUST
>>53901664
There's a little button in the lower left button says "Rate Your ISP", make sure you set the stars to the lowest ever, your ISP deserve no rates
>>53901331
I can make it happen ;)
>>53901342
>>53901391
>>53901543
I'll fuck you up, you yellow fever faggots.
what do you fags eat
>>53901783
Donut and Capucinno Coffee.
I feel like a fat American Police
>>53901783
>>53901342
Are you that norwegian anon guy staying in Philippines with your gf?
hows life treating ya there?
>>53901768
>I'll fuck you up, you yellow fever faggots.
a fucking leaf
J.CO is indonesian OC, pls do not steal
>>53901664
>flash-based speed test
JUST indeed
>>53901273
post pics
Rat in the cage.
>>53902171
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
What the hell Brunei?
>>53902171
food, bait or sport?
>>53902171
Kek, a cat in the cage
>>53902171
what did you do linguini
>>53902048
>>53902086
Not showing my whole face 2bh. I went to your cunt once, had a good time. Many Sam Miguels drunken, would go back.
>>53902212
>>53902322
>>53902334
>>53902358
Looks like I caught more.
>>53902171
is that a small cage or a fat rat?
>>53902377
You posted here before, we've already seen your whole face.
>>53902388
Rude..
>>53902531
Oh? I almost forgot. I drink too much...
>>53900154
Flips hate each other.
>>53902549
where did you visit senpai
>Sam Miguels
>not drinking Bintang
>>53902433
Small cage, the rat is about 6 - 8 inches.
>>53902531
I'm sorry....
>>53902620
Central and Southern Phils, Hong Kong and some a little bit of China. I want to go back, it was pretty cool man.
Are you guys an open minded person?
Meet me at Starbucks
>>53902704
where?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ
Are uber drivers beta cucks?
Reminder regular taxi drivers are still better
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/551205/news/metro/passenger-samurai-taxi-driver-appear-at-ltfrb
>>53902770
>being a taxi monopoly shill
tidf pls
>>53902949
Go away uidf
Btw, I'm Brunei-kun's cop buddy. You all are reported.
>>53903257
good work
t. NBI
>>53902670
> inches
Use cm, brunei-kun, inches only applied for dick measurement
>>53903334
I'll have you guys sacked, killed then replaced with NPA militia
Any news people committing sucides over this?
is it time?
Let's begin
>tfw no flip bogan gf
>>53903980
>not qt bogan with roo's costume
>>53903980
>bogan
there is absoulutely no trace of kangaroos genes in her
>>53904076
sounds like one though
>>53903980
I work with so many flip bogans man. I have a gf but it would be so easy to fuck them. I have a milf fetish and one of them just got divorced andstarted messaging me and its a struggle
>>53904152
are you a girl
>>53904187
you manwhore
somebody teach me some pinoy so i can get these kids to listen to me in DOTA
curses and useful words and shit
Malaysian I got some questions, I gotone Malay freinds on Steam that I've asked questions but I'd like some extra input.
1) how strict is Islam (those that are) followed there? He used the term cultural islamist as in they do the basics like pray five times and whatevs you do but dont necessarily folliw the rest.
2) Are state and religion separated? Do you have laws that are due to Islam?
3) Are muslim extremists common?
4) Women: are they allowed to study, work and otherwise do things on their own without male agreement or something?
5) How does Islam and other religions co-exist there?
I'm mainly interested because I want to know why SE Asian muslims tend to be more peaceful compare to Middle-Eastern ones.
>>53904484
Put tank
Dont worry, im here lads
>>53904489
t. abu daud al finlandinayah
>>53904489
Fuck me, thats a lot of typos.
>>53904484
"Penge ako gamit kua"
>>53904484
aldub a shit
>>53904484
putang ina bobo
dutdut
>>53904538
Thank you for your answer Asian Poland
>>53904489
1)Not so strict. Search "five pillars of islam". That's what people usually strictly follows here.
2)Laws are divided. We have sharia but it only applies to muslims.
3)There are some ISIS followers but they are rare.
4)Women are given full rights.
5)Religiously? Good. Racially? On and Off.
>>53902059
what do you use instead?
>>53904489
1. it's not that strict there compared to ME
2. idk
3. Malaysian are the source of terrorist in /sea/
4. they're allowed, Malay aren't that backward
5. Islam is the majority, but I think they get along just fine
>>53904704
>Malaysian are the source of terrorist in /sea/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53904739
>>53904739
Sea terrorist are either Malaysian or Trained/payed by malaysian
>>53904484
mahal kita
You like movies, anon?
>>53905040
Let's make one together!
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