>be american >have toilets in your bathroom >flushing

Here's why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKePn-57zAA

we design everything true to life
if its not shit, its covered in shit

you don't have to get it, I forgive you

>>53869528
That's what the lid is for

Where else would you have it? Do Australians have designated shitting rooms or something?

>>53869766

Yes, a separate room with just the toilet.

>>53869766
I thought they shit in their backyards

>>53869766
>he DOESN'T have a designated shitting room
You still use your great-grandfather's chamber pot?

>>53869766

Most Australian homes still use an outhouse

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>>53869528
>>flushing shit particles all over your toiletries and bathroom
>he doesn't put the lid down before flushing so all the shit particles don't get sprayed all over the room

>>53869528
You should be shitting in the field. It recycles the nutrients.

>>53869528
Who in the fuck has a toilet that flushes and flings shit all over the room??
Is this an Australian thing?????

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>>53869766
only true option

>>53869766
Anglos don't have designated shitting room.

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>>53869852
>>53869931

>>53869528
>call a room with a toilet and sink in a 'bathroom'

Why yanks?

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>>53870832
>tfw no bidet
>tfw renting apartment so no installing one

>>53869528
DESIGNATED SHITTING DUNNIES

>>53870976
enjoy your shitty ass lad
or take a shower after every poop

>>53870676

>thinking shit doesn't get sprayed around by his ass cheeks clapping for a successful poo

>>53871071
>ass
>poop

Fuck off yank

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>>53870676
>>53869528

>watch Dirty Jobs
>they have a blacklight in the bathroom
>flush the toilet with the lid up
>the toilet turns into a fucking geyser when flushed

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>>53869528


americans love to be impregnated in shit like piggies

>>53871317
why are panamanians on /int/ always bullying america?

>>53871576

Big target

>>53871576
we took Noriega from them

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>>53871648
Are australians taught from birth how to banter?

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Do you guys not use this?

>>53871841

That must've cost your country at least half its GDP.

The line to use it must be pretty long as well.

>>53871841
Toiler shower? why would a toilet need to shower? they're not even human lmao

>>53871576
To be fair we did cut them in half. We canal low some amount of banter

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>>53872265
To be fair we helped them have their own cunt.

>be australian
>have toilets in your bathroom
>flushing shit particles all over internet
Why do you guys design homes this way?

>>53872349
Segregation and puppet govs aren't helping at all, specially when you start civil wars in every single Latin American country

>>53871071
>Non American asses are so hairy and disgusting they need to shower after every shit

>>53870676
Ya'll got some shitty toilets if they spray shit all over.

>>53870943
It's a 'restroom' senpai