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Ugly tomboys belong in the bin edition
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>>53863159
David Gandy edition
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Anyone got that pic of those 2 lads in the bathroom with a traffic cone??
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Ritsu
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girls have funholes
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emma is my muse, ama
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>>53863159
good thread lad
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>he will never literally get in a fist fight with the son of an African leader for being a socialist
>he will never randomly play as an extra in random movies for the fuck of it
>he will never the car of a Lebanese mayor literally filled to the brim with hair gel for being a over zealous fool
>he will never fund a team of Ex-Mil's to help clean up and install order in disaster ravaged African regions
>A President will never send him a wooden toy train for his birthday
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I now remember why I don't get up before 2.... I have nothing to do hahahahahahahahh
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I don't like normies
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>>53863275
and neither will you
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having a sojourn
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>>53863224
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>>53863280
What happens at 2?
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Love doing farts while wanking desu
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Wtf
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Yanks - Please shitpost below this line
____________________________________
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>I wank
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HOWDY PARDNERS
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>>53863305
2 students with VLC player
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>>53863323
Too many fingers. Only know because I've seen it before.
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>>53863351
and a traffic cone
WAHEEY
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>Oxygen = Gas
>Hydrogen = Gas
>Oxygen + Hydrogen (Gas + Gas) = Liquid

Nice try but I'm not that stupid
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How do I get rid of belly fat?
I've started to eat healthier. I know you can't target weight loss, but what exercises would help?

I used to be pretty ottermode, but since I started full time work, my body has stayed pretty slim except for my belly which has gotten quite big.
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Im not gonna lie about this right
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>>53863366
Actually mate it's H2O, so there's two oxygens
Gas + (Gas + Gas) = Liquid
Go back to school
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Hello boys, what should I wank to?
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The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
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When you're neet the weeks just morph into one.
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>>53863292
What? Send a wooden toy train? I might later on in life.

>his ancestors never regularly dined with Ayn Rand
>a certain family member of his never called a Billionaire banker a "petty kike shrew" to his face
>his Father never dispatched a fleet of helicopters to Japan during the tsunami to help with relief
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>>53863398
dunno man I wank to you're mum
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>>53863366
O and H can exist in all phases of matter as can H2O, you are not stupid but you misunderstood
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car won't start
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>>53863441
dunno why you'd bother
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>>53863373
Visceral fat (fat around your organs) takes longer to shift than subcutaneous fat, and you have more organs around your belly than anywhere else
Your best bet is to keep eating healthy, make sure you get plenty of fibre and regulate the bacteria in your gut with things like live yogurt
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https://www.fb.com/WhoIsFatal/videos/vb.116038558461121/986989668032668/?type=2&theater
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>>53863398
Milf and shota incest doujinshi
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>>53863440
No you won't because everything you're posting is bullshit.
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>>53863373
It's mostly due to what you eat, stop eating so much you fat fuck and do a bit of cardio.
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>>53863378
But its REALLY fucking chilly out, lads.
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>>53863485
Irish weather
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Me tBh
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>>53863485
Had to get the ice scraper out this morning lads, windscreen was frozen over ngl
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>he doesn't have a Panama hat with a bullet hole in it displayed in his study
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going to go listen to jonathan coulton and make myself some eggs, toast, beacon, and beans at 10:40pm haha what would you classify me as haha
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>>53863481
I'd be careful if I were you
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>>53863511
Only studying I do m8 is the study of how to operate machines. And there ain't no book that can teach that.
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left eye is aching really bad
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>>53863511

*tips Panama*
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I miss MSN

What happened to it?
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>>53863502
>lefties are THIS deluded
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>>53863530
>beacon
Sounds like a BRIGHT decision haha
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>>53863502
Does that guy even know what he's trying to say?
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>>53863562
People started chatting on skype or facebook instead
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>>53863502
"That poll isn't accurate because mmm yummy black cock".
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>>53863440
>living vicariously through other people
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>>53863562
>>53863580
So it's not actually a thing anymore?
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>>53863530
Jonathon Coulton is a good choice lad. Which album you listening to this morning? Artificial Heart is my go-to
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>Australia
>Doing anything of note in the history of anything
Lmao. Just ignore him and let him do his role playing. It's keeping him off the streets at least
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Literally no interesting food in the house lads.

In my fridge I have: Diced Ox Heart, Pasta salad, Lettuce, Cheese, Corned Beef
In my cupboard I have: Onions, Cake

I just went shopping on Sunday and spent £30 on food why do I have no food
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>>53863562
Tfw remembering downloading all these msn hacks where you could for example see when someone opened up your window and shit

Must have given my computer thousands of viruses
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So what is a Russian bride? Like a sex slave?
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>Need to cook dinner
>Fucking cleaner cleaning the house

Fuck off
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>>53863656
Just a mail-order bride. Lonely, fat men in their 50s marry them and it gives the Russian woman a way into the west with all her expenses and living costs paid.
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>he's never over seen a political assassination
>he's never literally come under artillery fire
>he'll never be able to tell the Family name of his associates from their facial characteristics
>he doesn't instigate conspiracies to generate fear profit
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put your pee pee in my bunghole
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http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/nov/11/star-wars-episode-7-auditions-saoirse-ronan

>Irish actor Saoirse Ronan has admitted she lost out on a role in JJ Abrams' upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII, and may have done so after publicly revealing her audition.

>The star of Atonement, Hanna and Wes Anderson's upcoming The Grand Budapest Hotel told The Playlist she now regretted talking about the process. "I don't have Star Wars," she said. "I don't have the role." In a tone the site described as "defeated", she added: "I just shouldn't have said anything. I just auditioned for it, like everyone else did."

JUST
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>>53863679
FOB
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>believing the holocaust happened is an unpopular opinion on 4chan
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can't stop listening to royals by lorde
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>He's australian
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>>53863735
Shouldn't you be fencing with an African war Lord? Why are you shitposting on brit? You have an empire to run
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want an anime really badly but can't for like a week
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anyone have the picture of the bomb defuser where the guy is telling him to "just be yourself"?
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Janny was FUMING lads
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>>53863759
fat bitch who thinks that she's above everybody else realises that she isn't. next story pls
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having an early lunch x
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>>53863759
>fat potato Rey instead of tight cumtummy Rey

Thank goodness she's such an idiot.
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>>53863736

hmm what to have for lunch
>poached egg on toast
>tuna sandwich
>bacon sandwich
>tomato soup
>beans on toast
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>why yes, I have sat in a classroom for 3 years regurgitating facts
>so of course I'm the right candidate to manage a group of people who've worked here all their lives
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>>53863841

bacon and egg sandwich
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>>53863615
It exists, my work has in
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>>53863759
>implying the whole "can barely salvage enough to survive" scenario would work with a porker

lmao
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>>53863805
You'd be surprised how many of my friends and associates frequent such sites - keeps them grounded but also good to observe some things.

>the engine of his Cessna has never cut out over India forcing a fucking crash landing and a swamping of peasant farmers first to rush to my aid secondly to nearly rip me to shreds
>his Grandfather never prank called Gore Vidal
>there isn't a street in Prague named after his family
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Neets what time do you usually get up? What do you do to fill the day?
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might do a shave
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>>53863633
downloaded his discography so i just listen to whatevers playing

the beacons cooking so i'll tell you right now that i'm listening to 'Betty and Me' (fuck betty haha).

really comfy listening and reminds me of playing wow when i was a kid
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/brit/ more like /brit/ lmao
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>>53863937
>there isn't a street in Prague named after his family

I got a whole Parish nigga
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>>53863937
I'll entertain you.
What is your job
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>his family member never received a Letter of Pardon from De Gaulle

Tip: drink bottled water

No, seriously

Drink bottled water
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suicide squad looks shit. bohemian rhapsody? seriously?
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just added this girl on skype who i met on r9k

we've been emailing each other on throwaway accounts

her skype profile says she has the exact same birthday as me

shall i bring up? or is that weird that i looked on her profile thing after adding her
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>>53863725
do i get pus
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>>53864015
International man of mystery
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>>53864048
HOL UP
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where are the PMQs
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>Cleaner has completely destroyed the kitchen and is still cleaning
>Need to have dinner before I go to work in an hour

REEEEEEEE
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>>53864050
What does she look like
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Undertale is objectively a good game
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>>53864111

>dinner
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>>53864111
dinner? but it's barely past 12 lad
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>tfw Spurs continue their course to the Double tonight
COYS
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>>53864015
there's a joke that the men in our family are all philanthropists on strike
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>>53864111
You mean lunch?
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>>53864125
why does that matter
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>>53864149
Schlomo
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>alluminum
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>>53864140
>>53864146
>>53864172
shut up
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>why yes, i am quite the avid tottenham supporter
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>>53864194

>dinner
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>>53863862
t. machine operator
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>>53864130

it objectively is not.

shit gameplay senpai
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>>53864130
Yes, it's just the fanbase who ruin it.
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I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
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>>53864130
>>53864201
>>53864220

I wear I've been in this thread before.
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>>53864151
Right, so it's something to do with Wall Street?
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>>53864220
Store manager at JJB actually.
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i like my job 2bh.

im not sat in an office, get to move around a lot and meet a lot of different and interesting people.

i also get to genuinely help people which is nice too x
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>>53864276
t. retail assistant at JJB
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>>53864305

manager, actually
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I'm actually going to watch the Oscars now to counter the boycott. Wasn't going to watch it before.
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I'm a manager at a company called Extra Energy, can I be a meme too?
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>>53864272
No, stock is to us what heroin is to the mafia. It's bad news more or less.
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>>53863966
Please respond.
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>corbyn asks a stupid question
>cameron doesn't answer it and spits some terrible soundbite

Prime Minister's Questions is retarded
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>>53864354
Give us a job
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>>53864373
corbyn is a doddering old fool.

politics is a young man's game these days and he's a dusty old relic from a bygone era. he needs to fuck off basically and sink back into obscurity.
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Nearly supper time lads
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I finally did it, i fell to the lowest form of degeneracy. I had to masturbate to anime yesterday as the internet went out halfway through a wank session and i only had anime on ym harddrive
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http://strawpoll.me/6591412

important poll
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>he's never brought a Romanian child out of a coma with his presence alone

ok lads im going to gym now -- as you've probably guessed nothing I've written is true heh

bye
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>>53864418
He was an MP for 30 years, nobody had a clue who he was. I know electing him was an internet joke but how did this happen in real life
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>>53864359
A close friend of my family is a Sir.
Can I have a shitty receptionist job for you?
Also, what do you do?
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>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
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>>53864457
what is wrong with you
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>>53864476

i didnt pay anything for my degree

not scottish either ;)
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>>53864457
>ok lads im going to gym now

Isnt it midnight where you are?
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>>53864445
fishing for upboats does not constitute impartial discussion
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>>53864427
>there are people on /brit/ that don't masturbate to anime and think it's the "lowest form of degeneracy"

It seems like a normal thing for me haha makes you realise how abnormie you really are desu
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>>53864476
>telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

hah jokes on you jobcentres have seated waiting areas hahha!
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>>53864503
still doesn't make you special
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>single mother
>debt from a useless degree
>expects hands from the government

hahahaha
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>>53864476
so the world doesn't need scientists, doctors, mathematicians, engineers and other valuable professions which initially require tertiary education?
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>>53864402
Do you live in Birmingham?
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>>53864476
t. machine operator
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>>53864486
nothing I just consistently notice that the very same people who boast about their great luxury life are in awe the moment I start pretending to be richer than them

that or they become jealous lmao
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>can't get a job in McDonald's despite having 8 years retail experience
I don't get it lads. What more do they want from me?
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>>53864534
There will be plenty of those among the Syrian refugees m8 :)
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>>53864560
fuck knows. if you cant get a job there then you're doomed 2bh.
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>>53864560
why the hell do you want to work in mcdonalds?
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>that one guy who is obsessed with the fact that he didn't go to university
He's been posting here for years and he never shuts the fuck up about how he's somehow superior for having foregone a uni education
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>>53864534
No because that would destroy the fantasy of being better than those people, an underdog held down by the society that created him. A dark hero of dreams.
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I'm gonna give you a DAMNED GOOD THRASHING
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>>53864534
>the world needs mathematicians
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>>53864586
He probably literally has autism. Let him have his fun.
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>>53864586
t. arrogant student
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>>53864476
Just reposted this on another board

4 yous and counting.
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>>53864572
It was a new build and was hoping to get in on the management ladder early (I didn't apply for management job). Desperate to leave the retail store I'm in now.
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>>53864586
for as long as triggered students take the bait he'll continue
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>>53864702
Why not apply as a manager?
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>>53864586
you on about the jjb manager?
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>guy that just followed me on Instagram posts stuff like this
I'm scared lads. Can anyone read what it says?
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having a listen
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does JJB even exist anymore? not seen one in years
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>Everyone on /brit/ talks about how amazing their uni is and how they're gonna make 30k starting
>No one ever talks about having a good job

It's been like this for years. Seems those students never actually got good jobs or they would be back here talking about it
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>816 messages in ~6 weeks from girl
Does she like me lads
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>>53864735
Yes

It's basically candidates for local elections.
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>>53864735
probably all super rich saudia billionaires
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>starts singing the female part of gotye's 'somebody that i used to know'
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Why is James crying?
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corbyn is getting absolutely ruined
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLtNC2DQrg8
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
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>>53864769
nah they just leave this sad, depressing shithole as soon as they do desu
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K-kelly?
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Cheese and tuna toasties for lunch
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>>53864820
Give me a job
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>>53864840
god she is a fucking minger
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Morning lids
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ClOk4hzMg
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>>53864820
We need to tell muzzies and chinks to fuck off
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>play some paki at chess
>he tells me im gunna lose
>runs away when i gain the better position

:^)
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>>53864847
Bender
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>>53864586
>that one guy
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>>53864820
oil tycoon gib moni plz
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>>53863363
Excellent post
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L I Z
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>hm why yes i am quite the expert chess player
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What is the radical left's logic behind how communism has never worked? It wasn't pure enough or what?
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Lads the council are trying to make me give the 70 quid for council tax even though I'm a student waheey
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>>53864924
nah im proper shite m8

just enjoi playin init

YA GET MAAAH
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>>53864928
No true Scotsman fallacy.
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>>53864888
>reddit

fuck off
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>No true Scotsman fallacy.
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>>53864874
Only the asian girl drew one realistic size
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>>53864888
Rasheed Stone
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>>53864476

liking this gimmick more ever day
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>I love jazz. I bought the Starbucks playlist cd
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>>53864928
Whole world has to be communist
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>>53864928
It only happened in shit tier countries
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>>53864928
>wasn't REAL communism
>it's the fascists fault!
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Hello, Apollo! I'm any black British comedian...

..

My Nigerian mum..

..

..Thank you, Apollo! I've been any black British comedian!
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>>53863159
agree Lad lets post cute tomboys
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my stress level goes down so much when my parents are out, they just chat so much shit all the time nonstop. If I try to go in another room within 5 minutes my dad will be yelling for me to help with something a 2 year old could solve on the computer and then he'll trap me in there for two hours with some rambling and mostly incorrect advice/story that goes nowhere and if I try to leave he just gets annoyed and subjects me to even more drivelsome lectures
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>Why yes I do consider the race of my spouse important
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capitalism is just as bad as communism, but it's the least worst way that we've found which actually works
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>>53863159
Ok guys question
Single word for natural features like lakes, mountains, forests etc
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im gay. any fellow gays here?
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>>53865065
"terrain"
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>>53865065

nature
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Love how communists and their doctrine have all the answers for destroying the evil capitalist society.
But then what happens after that is...........

Gee, it's almost as if communism is a mere tool given to useful idiots to create unrest for the gain of the elite...
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>>53865060
So what you're saying is that capitalism ISNT as bad as communism you fucking ultrarunt
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>this will show the muslims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4nQyHBbKBA
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>>53865059
wonder who could be behind this post
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wearing Monday socks on a Wednesday
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>>53865065
terrain
nature
landscape
countryside
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>>53865065

landscape
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>you fucking ultrarunt
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>>53865114
get me off this planet RIGHT NOW
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>>53865136
>>53865139
landscape sounds closer to what I want to express
thank you all anyway
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>>53865114
>Modern "men"
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>>53865114
>>53865158
>>53865176
Beats doing nothing, no?
>>
>pornhub's alexa rank is 69

it's like poetry
>>
helped myself to a wank at work
>>
>>53865127

>cops

Literally why? Cops will be the tools of any political ideology, including commies.
>>
>>53865203
you gay?
>>
>>53865203
You know you're not allowed to make cummies outside the cuckshed, Sven. You've really done it this time.
>>
Is Germany beyond saving?
>>
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>>53865127
>you will never shoot people like this
>>
>Merkel wants this raped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSBiHEh7vo
>>
>>53865199
not really if anything its damaging because it just perpetuates the kind of cuck leftism mental illness that caused this whole situation in the first place
>>
>>53865175
>>53865139
>>53865136

Landscape can include cities, hence cityscape.
>>
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>>53865248
she should go back in time to hamburg and get btfo by the based RAF XD XD
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>I can't change my own oil
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>>53865274

Both right and left caused this.
>>
>>53865065
tundra
>>
>Hahahah ISIS are only 20 hashtags away from defeat!

>modern ""western"" """"""men""""""
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Reminder
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>>53865304
Tin man on suicide watch
>>
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>UK halo pro wants to trial me for an upcoming event
>play 2 games with him and he shouts and our bad team mates
>goes full autist and literally is creaming down the mic
>tell me i gotta go cos its too unbearable

hopefully when the other two teams get on he wont be as autistic but idk if i can team with this guy 2bh
>>
>>53865114
>>53865325
modern ""western"" """"""men""""""
>>
>>53865230
browsed chebs

>>53865241
can't help it lad
>>
new meme headphones just delivered, forgot I ordered them kek
>>
Lefties literally can not point to 1 (ONE) thing trump has said that's been wrong
>>
>>53865274
>cuck leftism mental illnes
wew
>that caused this whole situation in the first place
People acting like savages caused the situation
>>
>>53865325

Gee it's almost like propaganda was invented by twitter.
>>
>>53865410
It really is a sad state of affairs when the police have to run to trump for protection while our own leaders lie about how bad things are to protect their multicultural experiment
>>
>>53865410

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"
>>
>>53865434
gas yourself
>>
i wank. any fellow wankers here?
>>
>Loose Women """"""""debate"""""""
>>
threw up on myself at the club last night haha
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>>53865560
>loose women
>loose
giggle everytime
>>
>>53865531
see >>53865203
willy still sticky
>>
>>53865085
Hello
>>
Doing a laff at this thread lads

DOING ARE L A F F
>>
it's great knowing i'm probably the most alpha male person in this thread
>>
>>53865410
Good thing I'm not a leftie, then.

>"we’re the most highly taxed nation in the world" - Donald Trump
>>
>>53865684
>alpha
>doesn't get dubs
Pathetic
>>
I vape. Any fellow vapebros here?
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35348062
>Not enough diversity in the oscars
>The razzies (mainly white) is diverse enough
>>
>>53865682
He's having a bubble, lads
>>
it's great knowing i'm probably the 2nd most alpha male person in this thread
>>
who watched jihadis next door?
>>
>>53865281
No it doesn't, it means natural. HENCE LAND
>>
it's great knowing i's probably the 9th most alpha bet letter in this thread
>>
>>53865751
it's great knowing i'm probably the least most alpha male person in this thread
>>
>>53865684
alpha and beta is /pol/ propaganda lad

men are men, and that's that
>>
started my job a steel erector today lads
>>
>His dick isn't as big as the Eiffel Tower
>He can't fuck the world for at least 72 hours
None of you are alphas like me
>>
>>53865742
you're just a biggot
>>
>63 people here
if we all got together, I'd probably be about the 50th most alpha
>>
>It's another niggers complaining about something episode

Let me put on my shocked face :o
>>
its great knowing c is the 3rd letter in the alpha bet
>>
need a class conscious gf that reads lenin
>>
No one touch this post. I'm saving it for something special
>>
fucking missed PMQs A G A I N
>>
>>53865747
A bubble and squeak?
>>
*stops sipping tea*
*glares at the evident "No Yanks" sign*
*throws cup and saucer on the floor in anger*
>>
>>53865817
>he wouldn't be gunned down by the end of this song if pirus and crips all got along

kek

KEK
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>>53865886
>>
>>53865410

"I've seen numbers of 24 percent -- I actually saw a number of 42 percent unemployment. Forty-two percent"
>>
>>53865817
HOW CAN YOU EVEN EXPECT TO PLEASE A WOMAN WITHOUT AN 8 BY 6 INCH DICK?
>>
>>53865888
just restart it on the iplayer lad
>>
its great knowing that kanye's new album is gunna be fire
>>
>>53865904
*smacks you on the head*
>>
*continues my life's ambition to be a boardway star*
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gonna have a go on the PS4 lads
>>
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I'm nipping out for 5 minutes
watch my milk
>>
>>53865886
*fondles your post, even the captcha gets a squeeze*
>>
>>
Why is women breastfeeding in public a meme again?
>>
>>53865889
A bubble bath
>>
>>53865957
that controller looks really small for some reason
>>
>>53865801
back to your cuckshed sven
>>
>>53865410

When he said mexico doesn't have birthright citizenship.
>>
>select all the street name signs
>*selects two street name signs and a pair of bananas*
>it works
Haha fuck you, Google
>>
>>53865957
>literal children's games
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>>53866006
pls no, it's dank in there
>>
feels bad to know if all of /brit/ was put in a pit and had to fight to the death I wouldn't be alive at the end of it
>>
>>53865992
THERES NUTHIN WRONG WITH BREAST FEEDIN ACTUALLY ITS NATURAL N IF U THINK DIFFERENT UR PERVERTS xoxoxo - Chardonnay O'Leary - Proud single mummy on benefits
>>
>>53866027
*gathers the entirety of everything you have ever posted or searched for into a neat little document and publishes it online*
>>
>>53865992
What is the debate exactly?
>>
>>53866065
>tfw i will
>>
>>53866043
>literally posting this on an anime forum for deranged weebs
>>
WHEN
>>
WILL
>>
>>53866125
>/int/ is an anime forum
>>
LANKLETS
>>
WE
>>
THEY
>>
WILLIES
>>
>>53866125
>why yes I am from 'worcester sauce'
>>
>>53866062
Guy gets heem'd around the 32 second mark. Head kick while he's already fucked up on the ground.
>>
>Select all the sandwiches
>Only burgers
>>
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>>53865965
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disgrace
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452445193262.webm
>>
in every depiction the romans are always shown as stationary, holding a steady line

however in reality they always charged, even when on the defensive
>>
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>>53866199
>$2 for small freddo frogs

"GREAT" BRITAIN
>>
>select all the willies
>only fannies
>>
>>53866062
WHere is this from who are these people are what's happening
>>
>style hair to perfection ready for work
>about to leave
>100mph winds out of nowhere
F U C K O F F
Can I not have just one day where I can look really good and try to impress he qt at work
>>
>>53865965
*knocks the glass over with my 8" erection*
>>
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>>53866194
>being too poor for a pass
>>
>>53866244
post feet love
>>
>>53866244
>his hair doesn't look good windblown
top pleb
>>
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>>53865965
>>
>>53865957
me when i hold any controller
>>
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>He doesn't use legacy captcha
>>
>select all the street name signs
>select all 4
>WRONG
ahh fuck off, do i really have to do every captcha twice?? don't bother mentioning legacy captcha as it's shite
>>
>>53866243
It's a round of kurds vs. turks, not sure where it's from though.
>>
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>>53866199
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Ready for the self checkout til lads haha
>>
>>53866244
>not just clippering your own hair
>>
>>53866199
Want me to send you some chocolates lad?
>>
>>53866243
this is on 4chan and these people who are also posting are other anons :)
>>
IMG_1142 you there lad?
>>
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It's actually quite a nice day. Shame I have no one to share it with. I can imagine cuddling up with a qt.
>>
>>53866361
Is that what they call bulls in Sweden?
>>
how is the quality of life in Wales?
>>
>>53866422
hello
>>
Going to work now lads

Enjoy mummy's breast milk HAHAHAH
>>
>>53866444
This posted is Rasheed
>>
>wife's son got expelled for grabbing a kid who grassed on him and saying

>get that snitch
>get the strap
>don't give a fuck
>BRAP BRAP BRAP(whilst mimicking a gun)

wew lads
>>
>>53866436
ask Jonah!
>>
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I see you baby
>>
Lefties crying about red doors lads
>>
Haha my dad does a lot of trips to rich arab countries to help educate them on how to locate, identify and use certain types of sand for industrial applications


>mfw lads who spend their whole lives in the desert have to fly a bloke halfway accross the world who lives a 4 hour drive from the beach to teach them about sand
>>
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>The Reverend Al Sharpton said: "Hollywood is like the Rocky Mountains, the higher up you get the whiter it gets and this year's Academy Awards will be yet another Rocky Mountain Oscar.
>>
>>53866436
it's alright
>>
>>53866318
Yeah same here
>>
>>53866499
>yepitssand.jpg
>>
>>53866479
What is the "whoops" supposed to imply?
>>
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Women will destroy you.
>>
>>53866479

it isnt hard to cook a real curry
>>
>>53866547
>Women will destroy you.
Why?
>>
Countries going to the dogs lads
>>
>>53865742
if i were black, i'd rather not have a single candidate in the best of categories instead of having 5 nominations for what is essentially an exploitation piece of a period of black civil rights to basically just pander to bleeding hearts and using their struggle to force wins.
>>
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minions were a mistake
>>
>>53866547

im already destroyed
>>
i literally welcome all refugees to this country

i'd wanna be let in another country if i was born in a warzone ffs
>>
>>53866547
>and just a smidgen of FAS. ah yes, perfect.
>>
Need a daddy bf
>>
>>53866348
I do this as well but not with 100% change. I take a small bundle of change and then, whatever the total is, I make up the amount that is less than a whole pound with change, using the lowest denominations possible to get rid of them.

So if it comes to £6.77 I put in:

>2p and 1p
>5p
>10p x3
>20p x2

Then I put in a note so that the only change I get back is pound coins.
>>
My skin is really bad today desu. Not a fan.
>>
>>53866594
are you just taking random pictures in asda?
>>
>>53866594
how much is the plate set?
>>
>>53866605
need a mummy gf
>>
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How do i achieve this look?
>>
back from gym lads

having a chuckle about how I pretended to be an aristocrat and fell into my trap

Scurrying runts the lot of you, if this were another century I could have monopolised from your stupidity
>>
>>53866601
Would you give all your money away just because you would want someone to give you all their money?
>>
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>>53866664
CHRISTOFFEERRRRR
>>
i'm hot just like an oven lads
>>
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>>53866664
become a heroin addict and let your gf be killed for being a rant [warning spoiler alert]
>>
so i've swiped right on every girl between 18-25 in a 5 mile radius of me and Nottingham trent 'university' and it's main accommodation/student housing is within that radius

It's hopeless lads i might just delete tinder
>>
>>53866664
HAOOOWHHHH!
>>
>Kieth Vaz talking about immigrants

Fucking hate this idiot
>>
>>53866696
that's complete different from living in a warzone, living in a warzone is basically hel on earth, wanting more money is just being greedy
>>
new supernatural tonight waheey
>>
Why aren't you at work?
>>
>>53866769
Jobless.
>>
>>53866723
lol
>>
>>53866709
I'm sorry T sumthin came up
>>
>>53866753
And they're entitled to leave the warzone, but the rules say that beggars can't be choosers and they have to claim asylum in te first safe country.

Which unless they come from Ireland literally cannot be the UK
>>
>>53866769
nobody will hire me
>>
had special brew last night for the first time since I was like 17
holy fuck the hangover is lethal, I had 4 cans and my head absolutely canes
>>53866723
mate trent girls are slaggy as fuck
If you can't bosh one of them you're doing ti wrong
>>
>>53866753
not completely different desu. They want to seek asylum here, which will cost our government (and so us) money.
>>
>>53866769
dont wanna get a job living here

dont have enough money to move

its catch 22
>>
>>53866601
If we could make sure 90%+ of the people were the actual refugees from the warzone, prioritising children/women and they would go back once it was safe (if they never go back the country won't be able to properly rebuild) I would be happy taking a a very large amount t.bh.
>>
>Excuse me sir, why are you walking around photographing our products?
>M-memes...funny memes for the l-lads...
>I'm sorry sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>N-no this is my new gimmick...f-fuck off roastie
>Jerome, could you please escort this gentleman out of the store?
>>
>>53866852
so?
>>
>>53866769
I am. Doing a cheeky workpost.
>>
>>53866664
>>53866709
>>53866718
SHE'S A FUCKINGGG HOOOAHHH
>>
>>53866769
i am
>>
Wasn't sure where to ask this. Hopefully some anglophone will know.

Are there any rules to nominalizing adjectives in English? The word I'm looking to use is 'barren'. Plain being both the lack of variance in leveling (as an adjective) and a land that has that property (as a noun), I think I could use barren as a noun for a barren land, but I'm not sure.
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