ITT we act as German as possible ^^ :D

Boy do I love FAT muslim dicks

I really do love FAT muslim dicks

I better go to the refugee center and get me some FAT muslim dicks

I mean who doesn't love FAT muslims dicks

I come from a tolerant society and it should be illegal to not like FAT muslim dicks

this whole german situation is so lewd

very freudian

>be me
>be German citizen
>watch television
>play vidya
>browse internet
>try to go on with my daily life while my country crumbles around me

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>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume

something something muslim cocks

i like watching tractor fc in dierr bayernliga after a hartt day in Arbeit

Damn I really like when turks rape my wife. Sehr gut, she doesn't like it though, god damn racist.

My name is Achmed Mohammaouglu

#refugeeswelcome

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>>53860162
/thread

>>53860132
Refugees welcome! Please rape my daughters while I cover myself with sheiBe!! Einfach ist das!

durka durka allah kebab

The situation with tolerance towards Muslim immigrants is getting out of hand. What we really need to do is give their religious and cultural ideas more tolerance than they actually receive in predominantly Muslim countries.

We are going to the beach? Better bring my shovel
Are we going to visit some warm countries? Better put my socks on and wear sandals

>>53860132
I'm afraid of immigrants, but we should let them in regardless

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>>53860788
>We are going to the beach? Better bring my shovel

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>>53860132

>>53860162
>>53860467
>>53860696
>>53860705
>>53860742
>>53860756
>>53860760

>1 million
>destroying europe, 3rd times a charm
>germany YES

added some of the very freshest and original ones

>>53860132
>>53860633
>>53860788
>posting aynthing but "le cucks :DDD"

why even bother?

>>53860983
it's not even funny anymore tbqh

Was studiert ihr den so?

>>53860983
don't be so mad, hans
just accept the fact that you're the new sweden

>>53860983
I don't want to beat a dead horse

>>53860983
Why don't Germans celebrate thanksgiving?
They already get stuffed by Turkey.

Merkel said, Merkel's obeyed.

>>53860276
im sure you would go outside and voice your opinions only to lose all your social contacts, your job and might even be kicked out of your studies

>>53862284
By 2017 Germans will have learned their lesson and will vote for conservative parties though, right?

>>53862426
They have to endure another 2 YEARS of Merkel & co.? Oh god

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>>53861468

>be blonde, blue eyed fat son of rich burgers
>laugh at poor and filthy refugeez while eating my sausages
>bully syrian kids in school with my friends
Idk but that is how I imagine life of kids in Germany

Schantal isch hab dir scho FÜNFmal gesacht nischt mit die Schuhe in die WOHNUNG.

>>53861468
kek

>>53861468

Noice

>>53862426
The ruling party IS the conservative party.

>>53860705
Funny thing is that it probably is your actual name

>>53861468
Australia on top form

>>53861162
so much this, I'm so happy about not being the one to bully on the school yard right now.

after being bullied for being swedish during 3-4 years, people are finally picking on another target

>>53862497
Yes but this year we will have Landtagswahlen in three states

And guess what parties have been uninvited from prior live TV duels

>>53862645
you're still a cuck, when germany suicides, we will come to you once again

>>53862556
Lel. In school with significant T*rkish populations, native Germans are the ones getting bullied. Considering immigrants are going to be even more barbaric, I doubt this'll change.

>>53862630
Yeah, Australia's top form is stealing jokes
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/52956513/#q52961336

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>>53862426
>will vote for conservative parties
Our ruling party IS the conservative party. Let that sink in.

>>53862686
u dont want that, if sweden becomes a failed state, 2 million arabs/somalis/yugos will swarm Europe.

I guess some of them might want that tropical climate and sun tanned italian pussy

>be german in bg
>go out to a local diner
>see people knock a little their salt shaker on the table
>think it's a local custom

>>53862645
You are the cautionary tale that is the main reason there is so much resistance in Austria.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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>>53862724
> Merkel
> Conservative

>>53862689
here is your average school in big cities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJSUS-6NHk

>>53862738
Glad I could help, I expect an alpin cabin lodge when shit hits the fan. I'm a nationalist, wont cuck austria

>>53862764
She doesn't do this because she's a humanist, she is doing it for economic growth.

It's all in here http://www.un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm

>>53862706
>''''''''''stealing'''''''''' jokes

That's how jokes work lad, you hear a good one and you pass it on.

>>53862738
>literally named László moves to austria
>he has a hard time believing muslim employes get better food at the cantine because they dont eat pork
>christian symbols removed from schools because it triggers duneninjas
>the town purchases a fucking house for them just because

this was before fugees

>>53862620
Even funnier thing is that it probably is your actual name too

>>53862863
delet this

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>>53860132

>>53862773
>Sl*vs and T*rks
Oh god

>>53861019
>>53861162
Im not really mad since I dont feel addressed or affected personally, IT just gets boring hearing literally the same things over and over.

>>53861468
Havent heard that one, bretty gud

>>53862971
>>53862773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anYi5cvsq9U
Nevermind I found one with a translation
btw this was uploaded in 2011 so you can only imagine how it went even shittier

>>53862706
Bit new to how jokes work then eh?

meine flugahafen ist a krankenwagen

>Be me, 26 year old Kraut von Fritz
>Have ordinary family, 17 year old wife and 2 year old daughter
>Have ordinary job, work at Goldman Sachs cleaning the floors for our Jewish banker overlords
>One day I overhear Herr Merkel on a telescreen
>"Brothers and sisters, we must open doors and extend our arms to embrace our expelled Middle Eastern cousins"
>Think to myself "If the Party wills it then it shall be done"
>Sign up to allow a refugee into my house as any good German would

>Two hours later Muhammad al-Fucatani shows up at door
>5'2'' of pure hairy Syrian meat, an intimidating sight to behold
>"Welkommen Muhammad, come inside"
>He walks inside and asks to visit the restroom, "Ov course!"
>He walks towards bedroom, "Hmm..."
>10 minutes go by
>I walk into room, he is raping my 2 year old daughter
>"STOP!" I scream as I punch him
>He begins to cry, he says it is customary where he is from and he'll inform the authorities
>I beg him not to but he does not listen
>30 minutes go by
>Knock on door
>"Anon, we've been told you injured a minority"
>I try to explain but they do not listen, I am handcuffed and driven directly to the Reich Chancellery
>Pushed to my knees as I enter an office, my face and body bloodied from the journey over here
>I look up... it's Herr Merkel!
>"Sister Merkel, I.. I am sorry, I truly did not mean it!"
>She kicks me in my 3'' penis, fortunately I have developed the ability to suck it back inside at will and it does not hurt; my balls were cut off under Section 3(a) of the Aryan Extermination Act of 2017
>"You disgust me. All they want is a better life and you throw them around like rag dolls."
>She tells me I'm to serve 2900 hrs of hard labour building a resort for refugees atop the Brandenburg Gate
>"T-thank you, Herr Merkel"
>Another penis kick

>Germany
>Glorious Germany

>>53863085
>Our head master was also beaten up, she is now in the hospital
Christ, fucking Berlin mate

>I fucking hate southern europeans

I didn't write that!
IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE.
I'M NOT AT FAULT.
HACKERS.
^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>53863085
The real question is, how many German teachers have been gangraped by immigrant pupils?

>>53863138

kek

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I really hate hanging around with those Slavic untermenschen.

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>>53863138
It's so sad I cannot laugh.

>>53863356
For what were they hanged?

>>53864231
Google reverse search finds this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny-Wanda_Barkmann

Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei

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Howdy germanic posters! Look at me, I'm made of gold.

>>53867367
Karl!
Save us!

Hans ask Fritz where is daughter Olga?

Fritz say Olga is currently intercourse with neighbor Osman

das is very hilarious joke.

I take redstone very seriously and I build huge farms in minecraft

>>53867501
Automated farming systems are no joke!

Hallo Mr.Ozkan h-heh heh

Where are those refugees? I need them to fuck my girlfriend and shit on her to enrich myself culturally

Pay Dënbtß!

I am a german man.
I go to school.
My father died when I was three.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.

Many /int/ posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.

There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.

Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEXrMPFLAuk

JA

*drinks beer*

DEUTSCHLAND IST DIE BESTE!!!!

*speaking loud and drinking more beer*

ARBEITEN WIR

*drinks beer, hits the should of a friend*

AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

*drinks beer, and go into its volkswagen*

>>53868062
Thank you.

Don't forget being good at football.

>>53868188
>being
okay

>>53868228
We have one of the best, on average, football teams.

That is a fact.

>>53867917
skit på dig svennebög

>>53862559
schackeline tu jetz ma die omma winken

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>>53862863
criminally underrated

>>53860162
>act as german as possible
>acts canadian

SAY IT LOUD

>>53860132
> the NAZIs were bad, they banned speech they disagreed with, so we need to ban "hate speech", y'know, so the NAZIs don't come back...
Am i Germaning right?

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This is now an autism thread

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>>53871148
This is a blue board Hans

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>>53871229

>>53870916
>claim to guarantee free speech
>censor nipples on TV and facebook

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>>53871502

work work scat porn work

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>>53862724
Your going the way of the Weimar Republic the chaos and unrest is already happening. You just need to start forming political gangs.and cracking skulls desu.

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>sick of banter
>starts posting images to calm his autism

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>>53871628

> go to beach in Netherlands
> dig hole
> sit in it all day
> be angry at people when they fall in my germanpit

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ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR !

>>53860339

underrated post

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>>53871673
Your country will burn and I will laugh.

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>>53862863

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>>53871546
>German (・∀・)

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>>53871941
this can't be real

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proof that germans are autistic

>>53871195
I feel so happy for him

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>>53871982
Not as autistic as you honey :3

>>53871973
http://www.theworldin.com/article/10466/new-germans
It is

>it's sunday, 11:30
>just finished playing forklift fuhrer 2009 for 4hr straight (the 2009 edition is better than all of the later ones)
>have to go out now to meet fraufriend for lunch
>get into volkswagen, motor ist kaput
>call girlfriend to explain why I will be late because I will be taking the train instead
>she tells me "the starter probably ist tot because it has been over 10 since it was last replaced"
>we both laugh maniacally
>

>>53862863
Quality banter material, chap. I applaud.

das ist aus Russland

Mein Gott !
Ich liebe Sauerkraut !

>>53871818
jewish piano?

>>53871941
well at least they're assimilating to the culture

beer joins people of all race and color all over the world

I am a furry and I love scat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_YhSxjshY

>>53874123
oh and forgot my emoticons ^^
x3

>>53871675
the same happens here

why do they do it? digging trenches at our beach?

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>>53871675
>>53874429
I think I saw a picture of that before.
Is that a thing there?
What's the point?
Sounds sort of gross to keep a little pool in a pit of sand to sit in, why not just swim and come back to the beach to dry off in the sun?

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>>53874498
WW2 traumas cause them to dig defensive positions on beaches

>>53874672
Oh shit, that's even a bigger hole than I've seen before.
What are they protecting themselves from?
The only plus I can see is that you can use the sand ledge to sit on if, for some strange reason, you didn't bring your foldout chair or 100% American hover round.

>>53860339
Came here to bost this

>>53871072
to be fair thoug, a good dovetail joint is sexy as fuck

>>53871293
Americans are uncomfortable with sex. Why do you think we're the only developed country besides worst Korea that mutilates it's penises?

>>53874755
>What are they protecting themselves from?
Amphibious invasions

>>53874498
>he doesn't set up a murder hole pillbox surrounded by barbed wire and hedgehogs with him whr b he goes to the beach

It's like you want to be invaded or something.

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>>53863138
LMFAO

>>53872384
Made me laugh more than it should

>>53872384
>forklift fuhrer

amazing

>>53867367
It is amazing indeed
Gold is a very valuable commodity

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>>53870650

>n-no you!

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>>53860132
This one it's better.

"I'm from South Brazil"

LOL good thread XD!! ^^

Was studiert ihr denn so?

>>53871419
jesus christ