Boy do I love FAT muslim dicks
I really do love FAT muslim dicks
I better go to the refugee center and get me some FAT muslim dicks
I mean who doesn't love FAT muslims dicks
I come from a tolerant society and it should be illegal to not like FAT muslim dicks
>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume
The situation with tolerance towards Muslim immigrants is getting out of hand. What we really need to do is give their religious and cultural ideas more tolerance than they actually receive in predominantly Muslim countries.
>We are going to the beach? Better bring my shovel
>destroying europe, 3rd times a charm
added some of the very freshest and original ones
>posting aynthing but "le cucks :DDD"
why even bother?
>be blonde, blue eyed fat son of rich burgers
>laugh at poor and filthy refugeez while eating my sausages
>bully syrian kids in school with my friends
Idk but that is how I imagine life of kids in Germany
so much this, I'm so happy about not being the one to bully on the school yard right now.
after being bullied for being swedish during 3-4 years, people are finally picking on another target
Lel. In school with significant T*rkish populations, native Germans are the ones getting bullied. Considering immigrants are going to be even more barbaric, I doubt this'll change.
>will vote for conservative parties
Our ruling party IS the conservative party. Let that sink in.
u dont want that, if sweden becomes a failed state, 2 million arabs/somalis/yugos will swarm Europe.
I guess some of them might want that tropical climate and sun tanned italian pussy
>literally named László moves to austria
>he has a hard time believing muslim employes get better food at the cantine because they dont eat pork
>christian symbols removed from schools because it triggers duneninjas
>the town purchases a fucking house for them just because
this was before fugees
Im not really mad since I dont feel addressed or affected personally, IT just gets boring hearing literally the same things over and over.
Havent heard that one, bretty gud
>Be me, 26 year old Kraut von Fritz
>Have ordinary family, 17 year old wife and 2 year old daughter
>Have ordinary job, work at Goldman Sachs cleaning the floors for our Jewish banker overlords
>One day I overhear Herr Merkel on a telescreen
>"Brothers and sisters, we must open doors and extend our arms to embrace our expelled Middle Eastern cousins"
>Think to myself "If the Party wills it then it shall be done"
>Sign up to allow a refugee into my house as any good German would
>Two hours later Muhammad al-Fucatani shows up at door
>5'2'' of pure hairy Syrian meat, an intimidating sight to behold
>"Welkommen Muhammad, come inside"
>He walks inside and asks to visit the restroom, "Ov course!"
>He walks towards bedroom, "Hmm..."
>10 minutes go by
>I walk into room, he is raping my 2 year old daughter
>"STOP!" I scream as I punch him
>He begins to cry, he says it is customary where he is from and he'll inform the authorities
>I beg him not to but he does not listen
>30 minutes go by
>Knock on door
>"Anon, we've been told you injured a minority"
>I try to explain but they do not listen, I am handcuffed and driven directly to the Reich Chancellery
>Pushed to my knees as I enter an office, my face and body bloodied from the journey over here
>I look up... it's Herr Merkel!
>"Sister Merkel, I.. I am sorry, I truly did not mean it!"
>She kicks me in my 3'' penis, fortunately I have developed the ability to suck it back inside at will and it does not hurt; my balls were cut off under Section 3(a) of the Aryan Extermination Act of 2017
>"You disgust me. All they want is a better life and you throw them around like rag dolls."
>She tells me I'm to serve 2900 hrs of hard labour building a resort for refugees atop the Brandenburg Gate
>"T-thank you, Herr Merkel"
>Another penis kick
I really hate hanging around with those Slavic untermenschen.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.
Many /int/ posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.
There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.
DEUTSCHLAND IST DIE BESTE!!!!
*speaking loud and drinking more beer*
*drinks beer, hits the should of a friend*
*drinks beer, and go into its volkswagen*
>sick of banter
>starts posting images to calm his autism
ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR ! ALAHU AKBAR !
>it's sunday, 11:30
>just finished playing forklift fuhrer 2009 for 4hr straight (the 2009 edition is better than all of the later ones)
>have to go out now to meet fraufriend for lunch
>get into volkswagen, motor ist kaput
>call girlfriend to explain why I will be late because I will be taking the train instead
>she tells me "the starter probably ist tot because it has been over 10 since it was last replaced"
>we both laugh maniacally
I think I saw a picture of that before.
Is that a thing there?
What's the point?
Sounds sort of gross to keep a little pool in a pit of sand to sit in, why not just swim and come back to the beach to dry off in the sun?
WW2 traumas cause them to dig defensive positions on beaches
Oh shit, that's even a bigger hole than I've seen before.
What are they protecting themselves from?
The only plus I can see is that you can use the sand ledge to sit on if, for some strange reason, you didn't bring your foldout chair or 100% American hover round.
Came here to bost this
to be fair thoug, a good dovetail joint is sexy as fuck
Americans are uncomfortable with sex. Why do you think we're the only developed country besides worst Korea that mutilates it's penises?