https://www.fb.com/1634525726764246/videos/1671229669760518/?theater I imagine some of you were like this in school
ones not doing as told - naughty boiz
screaming prefect - anime nonces
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>be casting agent in LA
>need mid 40's man for a role
>want that nostalgia level
>see the mummy on tv
>hmm what about brendan fraser
>google him rather than ask around to see how the general public view brendan fraser
>find jokes mocking his lack of money, loss of attractiveness, loss of money and general misfortune
>find numerous images obviously photoshopped mocking the same things
>hmm maybe i should get tom cruise instead
>mfw found this on the first page when I searched 'Brendan Fraser' on google images
no it isn't, it's just reality.
This was shot at during Shia leboufs "just do it" video, it's a rare brendan.
We passed upon the stair
we spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
>commutecucks are tired from their early wake up, and angry from being forced on to a shitty train with smelly muslims
>meanwhile i wake up an put the central heating on
oh commutecucks, only 8 hours to go!
Explain this shit:
>literally who in 2nd place
>Princess Diana above Shakespeare, Newton, Darwin, and every monarch in the history of the isles
>Oliver Cromwell, genocidal Puritan, on there at all
>John-fucking-Lennon above Lord Nelson and tons of scientists
>Guy Fawkes, an enemy of the state, is #30
>Margaret Thatcher is above King Arthur and Henry V
>Tony Blair is above Henry V
>Charles Hackens and all sorts of nobodies are above Chaucer
>John Milton, greatest poet in the English language, LITERALLY NOT ON THE LIST
please come to northern ireland and sell me that thing for £200 quid
i'll make it good again
>look at time
>think of triggered americans having to close their eyes and sing the national anthem while eating a burger to get though the minute without a panic attack
not even a paki haha
Aside from being the first Roman emperor to convert to Christianity, ending the Tetrarchy, and funding the renovation of Byzantion into Constantinople, the most famous city in the Western world for 1000 years, yeah pretty much nothing
Get rid of all but 25 universities in the UK, and cut overall admissions by about 95%. Pay the other 5% a good salary to attend university instead of charging tuition fees, but make their continued participation at university dependent on their performance. This way, unintelligent plebs will no longer be welcome at uni, and intelligent people will be motivated to actually work towards the pursuit of knowledge.
>He hasn't done a film since 2014
>Nothing in the pipeline
>Career genuinely in tatters
>Isambard Kingdom Brunel
were you dropped as child
2bh I think there is a place for non-stem degrees so we'll still have to allow them, just get rid of the obvious shit-tier degrees.
>implying you can do achieve anything worthwhile in our culture without a degree
I'm state-educated masterrace m8, I just think that universities should be places of learning instead of debauchery. I'm just as opposed to Bullingdon Club shenanigans as I am to unillaaaaaad banter.
t. literal autist
Fair enough scrapping journalism, media studies, retailing, tourism and the like, but are you really advocating that we stop teaching things like literature, history and classics?
>wish i could get my memory wiped so I could watch red dwarf for the first time again
As a matter of fact I have a first-class BSc and a distinction at MSc, both from Russell Group unis. Soz lad.
>implying you can get any job other than car salesman without the meaningless bit of paper and the debt
Sure, out of every million people who skip uni you might get one Alan Sugar, but the rest of you end up in shit jobs for the rest of your life.
Degenerates do not benefit our country.
Yeah well obviously she pretends she's very happy with her boyfriend, but that's surely untrue. I mean, are we honestly saying that she prefers his macho alpha attitude to my witty banter? Seems unlikely 2bh.
You seem like the sort of intelligent and hard working person with absolutely no personality who's destined for a comfortable and mindless desk job in finance or the civil service
Been yanking loads of big, sticky bogeys out of my nose this morning and wiping them on my brother's jacket.
If blacks are so annoyed that they don't get awards simply for being black, then why don't they have their own awards ceremony? I'll make one up now. Let's call it something like.....Black Entertainment Tv Awar........wait, that already exists.
I wonder if Jada Pinkett Smith attends every yea.......oh.
So, wait, does this mean she's boycotting an event and trying to degrade race relations even more with phoney outrage and injustice because her husband got overlooked?....
she's boycotting it because will smith didn't get a nom...in a year full of good performances.
the only person i'd say who got snubbed was idris elba 2bh. except his movie is a netflix original so i dont know if that gets nominated the same.
>If blacks are so annoyed that they don't get awards simply for being black, then why don't they have their own awards ceremony? I'll make one up now. Let's call it something like.....Black Entertainment Tv Awar........wait, that already exists.
>I wonder if Jada Pinkett Smith attends every yea.......oh.
>So, wait, does this mean she's boycotting an event and trying to degrade race relations even more with phoney outrage and injustice because her husband got overlooked?....
Agree to a certain extent, but at least I'd be bloody effective at my job.
2bh don't shelf-stackers at Aldi make about 20k? Those krauts love to pay a decent wage. But anyway, I'm in favour of aboloshing meme degrees like journalism, and making degrees valuable again so they're actually worth something to employers. It's far more likely that I'd graduate with a degree in economics, and then get a graduate job as a store manager at Aldi, with a 45k salary and a brand new Audi.
>I'm such a mindless simpleton worm that I watch award ceremonies
Same, I need to taste the very slight sweatiness and piss taste of the bell and or shaft and envelop it in my mouth and cover it in my saliva.
I need to feel it growing in my mouth, a big hot fat meaty COCK.
I need to suck and wank it until my mouth is filled with sticky, salty cum which I gratefully savour and swallow.
Not gay though
>Need to hire a new store manager
>Do I hire the guy who's been working loyally for Aldi the last 3 years, knows the people, knows the work and has a genuine commitment to the company?
>Or do I hire Dave who's shown me a piece of paper saying "I can do economics, me"?
really wanna suck a fat willy and get a facial then fuck the guy in the arse then maybe meet up with him a few days later and let him fuck me in the arse and cum inside me
i am not gay though
>he isn't /rich/
ISHYGDDT. Next thing you lads will be telling me you aren't hereditary peers
Yeah me too
Need a giant cock inside my rectum, prodding my prostate and giving me a bone shattering orgasm. Need a man to hold me in his big strong arms as I shake and cum and take his fat load.
Need to gratefully kiss him and gradually fall in love with him and think about him every waking moment of the day.
Like I say though, I'm not gay
>Here are like, 5 kids that can play chess and shit.
>Let's allow 10 million people into Europe!
I have two small businesses, one of which I actively run day to day, another of which my brother runs.
Combined net profit last year was 200 grand and i'm 22, not rich either, started them with a bank loan.
They're not all actual refugees, there are pakis, arabs and ISIS members sneaking in pretending to be Syrian
Rather than staying in the first safe country they encounter, as per European law, they are making their way here to bomb London
That's literally what they do though. Aldi and Lidl have a big push to recruit recent graduates into their management training scheme, and they pay shitloads too. From all accounts it's a pretty miserable life, but a very well remunerated one.
Nowhere, I got advice from my bank about legal stuff but there's not a great deal to learn about running a small business.
Put together a business plan and get down to a bank lad, sounds like a comfy business.
>literally going to listen to tron legacy's soundtrack and program
dont you read? oh you probably dont know how to you racist bigot islamaphobe. THESE PEOPLE ARE OPPRESSED AND THEY NEED OUR HELP
Britain is literally an island. We are surrounded by ocean. There is absolutely no reason why Britain immigration is out of control, why our public services can't cope etc. Absolutely no reason.
The fact that we do, shows that our government are traitors
Intentional m8, Brendan lust was full homo once upon a time
>Oxford Union backs motion to remove Cecil Rhodes statue
>Students at the Oxford Union voted on Tuesday night to remove the controversial statue of Cecil Rhodes with 245 ayes and 212 noes as part of a wider movement of "decolonisation" of the curriculum at the university.
Translation: Destroy British history.
Why the fuck do we let these niggers dictate to us how we run our country?
What the fuck do employers want these days?
I left uni 3 years ago. Been applying for jobs constantly. BASIC salary based jobs, 14k a year shit. Jobs I could literally just walk into. Jobs that I would literally be ideal for. But no one takes me on.
I've been waiting 3 years to get my life on track. All I need is that ONE fucking chance to get in on a salary based job, and my life will finally start to take off, but no one is giving it. It's so fucking frustrating, lads. I just don't know what employers want these days.
No, what I meant by that is that once I get a full time job I'll be on my way to climbing up ladders, being financially independent etc.
I didn't mean "get my life on track" as in "I've been laying in a gutter"
>once I get a full time job I'll be on my way to climbing up ladders, being financially independent etc.
Then why didn't you get a full time job 3 years ago? You're literally broadcasting your laziness to potential employers
I'm employed. The three years since I graduated I've been stuck in the same minimum wage retail job I've had since I was in uni. I've spent those 3 years applying and trying to get out of that job
Experience. I've got no real qualifications but I've worked since I was 19. Started in a shitty job, worked my way up by actually arriving on time and doing my work - a skill a lot of other young people don't have.
Because your CV Looks like this:
Personal Statement: I am a hardworking individual that is good at teamwork blah blah blah
Hobbies and interests: I like watching the footy and going out with mates.
I'm literally recruiting for my work right now and I throw these CVs in the bin.
Literally any CV I see which mentions having a degree on it, I instantly disregard. I really don't want arrogant student types walking around in my workplace and I doubt anybody else does either. Someone with actual life experience and an ability to work will get hired every single time over some arrogant student waving a piece of paper around.
>"Britain stole wealth from Africa"
But at no point did native Africans attempt to sell any of their wares to westerners.
At not one point did a black African see a diamond and go "m8 this looks expensive maybe I could sell it".
Africans weren't using their resources so how did we steal them?
this lad gets it. need something that makes you stand out as interesting. everyone's got a degree and a history of shitty temporary jobs. what sets you apart from everyone else? if it's nothing then it's into the bin with you.
Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa – rich beyond the dream of poet’s fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.
His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled.
A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.
In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.
With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.
I'll get shat on, but go to TSR and use their CV review thing. It's free and they're not the job centre so they only get paid if you give good feedback so it's in their interests to actually help. Unfucked my shit and helped me get my first job after uni
holy fuck pork's blood sausage is actually pretty good
MUSLIMS ARE GONNA FREAK
>HOW TO GET A JOB
1. have a good degree
2. have relevant qualifications
3. have relevant experience
WHAT YOUR CV SHOULD LOOK LIKE
>Education(don't bother listing all your GCSEs, just maths and english)
>Relevant qualifications and achievements
make sure it's all tailored and related to the job you're applying for. It ideally should be less than a page long.
either your tastebuds are broken, you're a mong, OR you accidentally ate a bag of compost and thought it was black pudding
either way you are completely and utterly wrong and should never, never ever ever post again. Fuck off. Begone from my vicinity.
>Education(don't bother listing all your GCSEs, just maths and english)
On GCSEs specifically, write a numerical list for those above C grade:
2x A (inc. Maths)
8x B (inc. English)
If you have a degree you should not have a problem getting work, doesn't matter what the degree is in. Places like EDF, Amex, big chainstore head offices, ISPs, etc all need people who can at least think and do more than answer the phone, could be in IT, Marketing, Research, doesn't fucking matter they all have a myriad of weird departments that need people. Find the big boys in your area and send a CV saying you will work for free for a month, then when there use their intranet to look at the jobs that dont get advertised, hang out with HR people making coffee etc. It willpay off eventually but you have to accept very few people get shit handed to them on plate.
Not really, at least this one isn't
It's just sort of...gooey in my mouth, if that makes sense
Not sure if it's just the brand of sausage or just because i didn't fry my slices for that long
Did anyone here not get all A*/As at GCSE? If so what's your excuse?
I got a B in RE because I only bothered doing half the paper and spent the rest of the exam drawing dinosaurs on the back page
everything else was A*, except for maths in which I got an A.
>I got a B in RE because I only bothered doing half the paper and spent the rest of the exam drawing dinosaurs on the back page
Thing is, given all the shit that's going on, I can't imagine why anyone would still call themselves muslim.
Like you can still all that shit like not eating pork and oppressing women if you really want but anyone still proudly calling themselves a muslim these days is a suspect afaic
If someone got Es they wouldn't put it on their CVs.
You're not meant to put your grades on your CV just what GCSEs you attained.
I interview people in their 30s or over. Do you really think I care what grade they got in a test when they were 16?
what are some MUST PLAY 3ds games?
I've got pokemon and animal crossing
>nobody cares about yank gutter-politic drivel
Had an interview for a call centre once.
Literally never been more depressed in my life, and I wasn't even doing anything. Just sitting down next to one of the monkeys listening in on the calls while waiting for the interview.
Walked out of there before they called me in for the interview. Couldn't take it.
>Did Maths at University
>Had offers from employers all around the world
It's really easy lads.
my mum works for a super rich guy, he paid for his wife's sister's daughter to go to university, she failed her degree, and he paid for her son to go to private school, and he failed all his GCSEs except one.
Still makes me kek to this day.
>Not being phoned up by companies and asked if you want to come and work for them because you're name is out there as one of the best in your field in your area.
Last time I wrote a CV it was packed with lies. Fake GCSE and A Level grades, fake degree, fake experience, fake references.
All you plebs working hard, paying thousands for a piece of paper, working hard to climb that career ladder and I just leapfrogged you.
How does that feel?
The [current year] argument is so stupid.
It's only been 2016 for a few weeks. That means they've only been enlightened and progressive for a few weeks.
Just a month ago these liberals were just bigoted fascists that were stuck in the dark days
>poor fags will never discuss with their Dads profiting from the unrest in Europe and Africa aboard their 3 story yacht
>poor fags will be handed their crummy little inheritance and consider themselves "rich"
>poorfags have literally never dined with Princes and Princesses
>poorfags don't have a 300 year old book written about their family
Always have a good laugh when someone teases someone else for being poor -- pathetic really
They check, just very minimally.
>A Levels and GCSEs
No way the majority of employers check these, lie away lads
Tricky and depends on the employer. Some check every applicant, some will check none, some will check if you haven't got much experience. Definitely worth lying about though.
Very easy to fake. Just get a mate to be your reference and take a call from them. They will generally only call whoever you put down as a reference from your last employer
I got 2 E's at A-Level and now I'm leader of the opposition.
>going to university
Here's a tip lads, if you lie about having a degree on your CV, put down a foreign one. There's a database of graduates that employers can access but it's only for British universities.
Even better, say you studied in a country where, during office hours, it would be unfeasible to call up to check your degree. Somewhere in Australia or Asia.
t. CV liar and """graduate""" of the University of Newcastle in Australia
>University of Newcastle in Australia
you could literally pick any and you picked uon lmaoing at your shitty fake degree ahaha not even the gong family
Lads what's the most money you've ever wasted?
I spent £120 last friday alone and I want to feel less bad about it.
>complaining about jobs
>he doesn't apply for jobs in Dubai
As long as you have any kind of work experience, you can get a management job in Dubai simply for being white, male and British. They specifically look for it. I know Dubai is a bit depressing (soulless fake city built on a desert), but you'll make hella cash
>tfw dropped out of uni but a soon to be millionaire due to inheritance
> enjoying a particularly intense round of my favourite multiplayer game
> mum decides to heat up my tendies using the microwave
> it cuts the wifi off and I disconnect from the game
REEEEEEEEEE MUMMY YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU STUPID SLUT
>he will never have African countries overthrown on a whim
>he will literally never have a literal spy work for him
>he will never know particular things regarding particular leaders of a particular country
>he will never be revered in a particular African village for literally rebuilding it to such an extent that it actually now turns over a profit
aren't you scared of getting in trouble?
I don't ask him his personal financial stuff. All I know is he works in some financial company and lives a really good life. Never had an ounce of business/financial experience. He studied fucki geography
>he will never literally get in a fist fight with the son of an African leader for being a socialist
>he will never randomly play as an extra in random movies for the fuck of it
>he will never the car of a Lebanese mayor literally filled to the brim with hair gel for being a over zealous fool
>he will never fund a team of Ex-Mil's to help clean up and install order in disaster ravaged African regions