Vocaroo thread

inb4 walls of text in esperanto, plus good morning /voc/

>esperanto in OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGo13hPUvM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YubzNBxiog

>>53855249
good morning

>>53855319
skype?

Posted this, the opening from Alice in Wonderland, a while back. What accent do I have?
>inb4 poo accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NKD6pFAQTL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwYZdKDySB

>>53855386
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NKD6pFAQTL

80% American

>>53855386
Wow, I'm so amazed. You don't sound like other Indian people with their gul gul gul. Good job.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nYmC5yCdh5

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>>53854757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OYtZkLNRZy

>>53855386
Hello Apu

on a more seriously note your accent isn't that strong, and at least you speak clear. I like it

>>53855516
Where is your origin from?

>>53855589
hahahahahah thank you now i really sound like her

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ml7cIJfc95

>>53855386
you talk funny

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>>53855591
USA

>>53855720
May I have your skype? Please, please, please, please

>>53855620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XLkPH9wLWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25d9hVodsc

performance dedicated to /r9k/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YooXirBVVG

>>53855821
tone-deaf fucker

http://vocaroo.com/i/s015pgb6B3Iu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n8tSENYfzQ
I tried guitar + singing, pls no bully my singing voice
:DDDDD
Bls notis me

>>53855815
I don't use skype

why do you want it anyway?

>>53855924
I really, really, really like this post

>>53855946
You have a good voice but do something different, nerd

>>53855516
breddy gud :DDDDD

>>53855953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVCqdLNiXa

>>53855946
fucking faggot
go suck cocks elsewhere

someone give me the we wuz kangs copypasta to read

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HPHhBYlulK

>>53856005
>>53856025
t.SadBurger
where're y'all from?

>>53856079
Texas

Lick female anals for free, leave your skype below

>>53855829
said Sonic

>>53856172
r u a grill yкpaния

>>53856224
Why do you think so? Btw wanna be friends?

>>53856020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y3cGnupJuu

>>53855897
>>53855946
Read this:

Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
and already it’s that time of the month
But two days later
the hole closed up
The wound healed
and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be
where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face

>>53856199
???

>>53856365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02TINN5bigS
sorry, I didn't really sleep so my voice is weak and accent very bad

>>53856463
You sound like one of those pseudo-goth kids from Hot Topic. XD

>>53856505
I'm over 20 actually

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12fFnibnClp

>>53856505
If I did sleep then I'd sound like an alpha male brute who fucks everything movable

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RuaHmZZSj8
rate lads

>>53856570
>>53856611
I'm almost thirty but I still sound like a 19 year old fag.

>>53856689
zoidberg/10

>>53856689
Please tell me how you do Zoidberg

>>53856836
>>53856775
what the fuck

>>53855705
;_;

>>53856260
Because I'm a guy who wants his anus licked.
Depends on whether you will lick my swollen hairy brown anus.

>>53856910
you sound like an american born indian imo. i hear a tiny bit of indian influence but its pretty american

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sccm7jam3S

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ldPy12DNCA

just really feel like singing tonight

>>53856962
6/10 squidward

>>53855175
what the fuck

>>53856930
Well, you still have your females whom you're used to rape on a regular basis in your shithole. So use them instead.

>>53856962
haha good job

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>>53857016

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Something to say in pure Australian dialect?

>>53857060
dunn
love aussie accents tho
somethin to say in an irish accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09WS6nUKSIF

>>53857034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDUKXpACli

>>53857146
post feet

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>>53857146
lmao what

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Could someone rate this shit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s155NHLlOzkt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHPCWI967A

>>53857146
Your voice is so sweet that my tongue is craving for having your anal licked off.

>>53857200
do you speak any regional italian languages?
>>53857241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dfPgOLXhDH

>>53857146
hwæt

>>53857180
it's the "anthem" of Esperanto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shNsmyrNN2g

>>53857291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FEnIEb1SYZ

>>53857200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s093tcEVsiIg

>>53856365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANQeOVISS4

>>53857360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ham3nkgPff

>>53857291
kekd

>>53857479
you forgot to say "sombrero"
and dont forget that inmediatly after saying "una vela" you should say, "dos velas", "tres velas" and so on

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CvoGhHRxO7

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sabe pa >>53857479

reading this post
>>53856645

http://vocaroo.com/i/s001np1RTY7i

>>53857526
oh that pleb-tier spanish language compared to divine English

>>53857526
gracias amigo

>>53856454
"???," said Sonic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s030BbFMHqtN

>>53857561
has anybody ever eaten out between your buns?

>>53857617
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s030BbFMHqtN
exgellend

>>53857657
There are twenty-five chapters of this, my nigger.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

>>53857690
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jedNKD1l71

>>53857734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrmZTLySap

>>53857734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QTkAMhdFPz

>>53857784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EqCo7aGjcv

>>53855386
To be honest, it makes me sad that you're going for American rather than the Queen's English. Please choose a more civilized accent.

>>53858837
Too far gone, I think. I grew up with American movies, music, and even youtube. ;_;

>>53858837
brits suck

>>53859266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uc0tnY3YnH

>>53859866
When are you going to turn my watch back? The one that I left beside your mother's bed yesterday?

>>53860143
damn, you are into necrophilia.

>>53860416
sorry, dude, didn't mean to offend you in this way

>>53860594
kek, I am not offended, I am on 4chan.

All cunts from murica are asleep I guess

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QLhOkHD7Mo

I'll be uploading SONIC HIGH SCHOOL chapter 3 shortly m80s...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06a4gMtWOnU
SHS chapter 3
The story
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
The other chapters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM chapter 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f chapter 2
Outtakes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ml9cOSVRJT

bumping in advance

is thred ded? rip

>>53870675

Aye, it's dead m8. All you can do now is just toss a few here and there and hope that the thread rubs back to life.

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>>53871343
>Aye, it's dead m8
No it's not. Gimme something to read.

>>53871429
>Gimme something to read
>>53856365

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Tuvan here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L0E5v5iUHD

>>53871545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA

>>53871530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z7QkffcQh3

>>53871545
since 0:01 to 0:03 I thought you were talking japanese, lol

>>53871545
Neat!

>>53871593

kek, 9.5/10
sounded very natural, as if it was an experience you're all too familiar with

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>>53871766
>as if it was an experience you're all too familiar with
Maybe it is... :^)

>>53856365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lL2Ptr6XJ4

>>53867613

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14NzUf23gdt

>>53871921

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01C6Z7GUFPO

>>53872128
Yep, I knew I'd made mistake with "grimace", but I was too lazy to re-record it, kek.

>>53867613
>DAMN
lmao

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Can someone read this poem I wrote about the Swedish man?

Den svenske mann, ja hva er det?
Hans hud så hvit som vintersne,
Hans rygg er rak, hans tanke svak,
men det kan ingen se.

Han kjempet hardt for kvinners sak
Han kuttet sine baller av
for han symboliserte de,
et grusomt, fælt hierarki,
som setter kvinnen bak.

Sin gud har svensken glad forlatt,
men utenfra kom der en skatt,
Imam, en preken om Islam
Og svensken var betatt

Han drommer om og han vil se
En vakker, freidig BBC
Å dusje i den hvite juice,
er svenskens Afrikanske rus,
og ja, han elsker det.

Vel kjære barn, hva har vi lært?
At svensk fornuft har blitt fortært,
Av flerkultur og retorikk,
som reklamerer for svart pikk,
sånn har han blitt belært.

>>53872078
You should, cucked snownigger.

>>53872975

No thanks my sister really likes BBC shows and she's right next to me and would ask me about it haha

/r/ing romanized greek

>>53873288
Griko?

>>53873323
Greek written with latin alphabet m8

>>53873387
Maybe I'll give later, right now I have some things to do.

>>53872975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ETczSC598c

>>53872975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ILbIgOE5Td

>>53873031
LMAO haha you can't do that then

>>53873709
>>53873960
Nice

Can you guys sing the Russian anthem for me?

>>53874096
Why and what for?

>>53856365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0db6ydIaMQc

Eww

>>53874200
Because it's my favorite anthem!

I fucking love these threads!

Futuristic Imagination by School Food Punishment

kimi no kokyuu wo shiru tame ni mirai no ne wo kitte mo kamawanai
mirai no ne wo kitte mo kamawanai

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PXY1BmxjAX

>>53874371
Well, just a sec.

>>53874838
hey

>>53874371
I know I sing badly, also in the second line of the third stanza I had 'ate' the word "гoдa". Thank you for a lungs gymnastic thou
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GpZQTkxSCx

>>53875368
NO ITS REALLY HARD BELIEVE ME ;_;
about several times I record it, otherwise the Motherland would shame on me (well, since the last attepmt She also would). Well, I beg my pardon.

>>53875594
That was actually good :D

I'll try it too :D

>>53875491
Bravo :D

>>53875780
Russian's anthem gets my blood PUMPING HARD.

>>53875491
>Russian's anthem gets my blood PUMPING HARD.
Fuck it, I meant to send this to you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13m7A6QvImW

>>53875963
wow,nice voice

>>53875916
Coolstory is here: when I've been serving in the army, every day, every morning right after the breakfast we all, our colon (est. 300 spartains, soldiers'n'officers) were singing the hymn. The first stanza and the chorus, твн, but it was enought.

>>53875830
Can you sing the Nippon kawaii hymn too? :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JlKo8eJepU

>>53876086
Thx. Now you do it pls

>>53876110
It gets your blood flowing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L22t1LLeGB all hail the king

>>53875963
*applause*
So would I sing it that way, but you've noticed that it's sang slooower, eh.
You sound pretty young desu. I don't know why, but I've been thinking about Frodo :D

>>53876353
Thanks, man. It's a great anthem. I'm 20 btw.

>>53876160
aw thats oldskull
>>53876606
me too lol

>>53876110
>>53876157
I-I can't sing now because it's midnight...sorry

>>53876738
Okaaaaaaay, and here it's only NEIN PM

>>53876833
3:00AM now
Oh,,I have to sleep.Goodnight m8

>>53876967
G'night :з

>>53876738
Tommorow then, furiendo.