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Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
and already it’s that time of the month
But two days later
the hole closed up
The wound healed
and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be
where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face
Could someone rate this shit?
SHS chapter 3
The other chapters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM chapter 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f chapter 2
>Aye, it's dead m8
No it's not. Gimme something to read.
>as if it was an experience you're all too familiar with
Maybe it is... :^)
Can someone read this poem I wrote about the Swedish man?
Den svenske mann, ja hva er det?
Hans hud så hvit som vintersne,
Hans rygg er rak, hans tanke svak,
men det kan ingen se.
Han kjempet hardt for kvinners sak
Han kuttet sine baller av
for han symboliserte de,
et grusomt, fælt hierarki,
som setter kvinnen bak.
Sin gud har svensken glad forlatt,
men utenfra kom der en skatt,
Imam, en preken om Islam
Og svensken var betatt
Han drommer om og han vil se
En vakker, freidig BBC
Å dusje i den hvite juice,
er svenskens Afrikanske rus,
og ja, han elsker det.
Vel kjære barn, hva har vi lært?
At svensk fornuft har blitt fortært,
Av flerkultur og retorikk,
som reklamerer for svart pikk,
sånn har han blitt belært.
I fucking love these threads!
Futuristic Imagination by School Food Punishment
kimi no kokyuu wo shiru tame ni mirai no ne wo kitte mo kamawanai
mirai no ne wo kitte mo kamawanai
NO ITS REALLY HARD BELIEVE ME ;_;
about several times I record it, otherwise the Motherland would shame on me (well, since the last attepmt She also would). Well, I beg my pardon.
Coolstory is here: when I've been serving in the army, every day, every morning right after the breakfast we all, our colon (est. 300 spartains, soldiers'n'officers) were singing the hymn. The first stanza and the chorus, твн, but it was enought.
Can you sing the Nippon kawaii hymn too? :3