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GuyFi: Masturbation booths for men - complete with Wi-Fi - open in New York 2016-01-20 04:44:47 Post No. 53854646
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GuyFi: Masturbation booths for men - complete with Wi-Fi - open in New York
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2016-01-20 04:44:47
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Thoughts on this, foreigners?
>A US-based sex toy company has beaten off its rivals and opened the world's first "male stress relief" masturbation booths in Manhattan, New York. The sites are converted disused phone booths and are complete with Wi-Fi connectivity.
>The firm, Hot Octopuss, made the move following news that telecommunications firm LinkNYC is rolling out free gigabit Wi-Fi access across New York City by converting 6,000 remaining old public telephones still in the city.
>Other than Wi-Fi, the phone booths will include free domestic phone calls, a dedicated 911 button and USB charging slots. The City of New York also intends to add an Android-powered touchscreen that comes with an interactive map and a range of informative apps.
>According to Time Out, 39% of all New Yorkers "self-soothe" in the workplace to alleviate stress, so Hot Octopuss thought it would be smart to introduce their own version of LinkNYC's free Wi-Fi booths – namely the "GuyFi" booth, which turns your old, crusty, stinky phone booth into a private masturbation haven that comes complete with a laptop, a chair and a black curtain for privacy.
>"Scientists say that male 'alone time' reduces depression and stress, as well as increasing self-esteem – all undeniably beneficial for staying healthy in today's fast-paced and stressful work environment. A break for as little as 15 minutes can seriously enhance productivity in the work place," Hot Octopuss said in its press release.
>The sex toy firm claims that on the first day the GuyFi booth was launched on 15 January Friday on 28th Street and 5th Avenue, at least 100 men used the booth. However, there is a problem with this idea – masturbating in public is against the law in the US.
>"[New York men can] take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves," Hot Octopuss told Mashable.
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>"We may be insinuating that these booths could be used in whichever way anyone would like to 'self soothe, but the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offence."
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/guyfi-masturbation-booths-men-complete-wi-fi-open-new-york-1538816
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I tried to tell them that MRA would only make men as fucked up and delusional as feminists, but did they believe me?
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Who would clean this? And adding a TOUCH screen, really?
also
>39% of new yorkers masturbate at work
top fucking kek
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>>53854744
>Who would clean this?
Illegal immigrants
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>>53854646
>A US-based sex toy company has beaten off its rivals
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>>53854646
>tfw I can shitpost faster from a masturbation booth than aussies can from home
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what the actual fug
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>3rd world shitholes on /int/ don't have designated masturbation booths
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99% sure this is a joke
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>>53854900
lost
top kek
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>>53854646
Would anyone even use this shit
>The shame of being seen going in there
>Cum everywhere, probably STD infected from homeless people
>Probably smells like fish left in the sun
No advantages to this
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Why is this allowed
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>>53854646
jesus fucking christ can you imagine the state those things will be in after a few years
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>tfw pushing a dead junkie out of the masturbation booth so I can beat off to lolis
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>>53859662
Few weeks will suffice.
Can you imagine how the maintenance personnel will feel when they have to clean those up?
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>cut penises on birth to discourage male masturbation
>build wanking booths to encourage masturbation
Americans.
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>yank wank tanks
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>>53859708
be like cleaning a mix between public toilet, crime scene and dodgy brothel sheets
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MY GOD, THE DEGENERACY
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>>53860438
Walking off the street and having a cheeky wank in a phone booth? Disgusting! Much better to walk off the street and have a cheeky wank on a prossie in a window
t. You
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>>53859002
This, seriously you'd need a cleaning crew in there between every single person coming in to keep it serviceable.
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DESIGNATED
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WANKING
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BOOTH
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>ameriwanks
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who the fuck in his right mind would go in there?
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>>53854900
Topkek
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>>53854646
>39% of all New Yorkers "self-soothe" in the workplace
This seems very odd to me.
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>>53862673
A real fucking wanker
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>>53862704
>he never had a cheeky wank in a public bathroom
are you human?
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>>53862704
You never know when it all comes crashing down, so you might as well rub one out.
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In one year of browsing /int/, I have learned that Americans
- Force bakers to make faggot marriage cakes
- Ban their own flag, but not guns
- Call old men in dresses "she"
- Force college presidents to resign for being white
- Are afraid of microwave ovens
- Think blacks built the pyramids
and now, jerk off in the streets
Truly an amazing country you have.
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>>53862920
What next? Selling knickers worn by girls in vending machines? Mad times, I tell you.
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>>53862991
top
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>>53862732
Maybe I've been desensitized by pornography as I've never felt the urge.
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>>53862722
kek
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Isn't this basically what 'DVD 鑑賞' places in Japan are?
行ったことないから分かんないけど
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>>53862917
>You never know when it all comes crashing down, so you might as well rub one out.
>Hold your penis! Hold your penis!
>Sons of Queens, Bronx, my wankers!
>I see in your booths the same porn that would take the fap of me.
>A day may cum when the erection of men fails, when we forsake our xvideos and break all links of pornhub.
>But it is not this day.
>An hour of asexuals and shattered penises, when the age of Porn cums crashing down, but it is not this day!
>This day we masturbate!
By all that you hold dear on this good America,
>I bid your boner, Men of the West!
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>>53863902
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
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Fucking wasted two minutes typing a paragraph on how retarded Japs are when I noticed this was the U.S.
Americans are truly the world leaders of technology commerce. God bless.
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