/brit/

genuinely terrible thread

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kstew

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*yank*

What the fuck do you do with a choco leibniz once you've bitten all the chocolate off from round the edges?

>>53853861
dip it in your tea, or try and get the chocolate off the top.

>>53853837
Give me 5 good reasons how Canadians are different to yanks

>>53853825
excellent

>>53853890
>dipping biscuits into tea
Are you working class or something?

fucking hate /cum/ nothing but newfags and normies

>>53853926
If that makes me working class, then yes.

>>53853941
haha even yanks can't stand the yanks

no more parties in la is too fuckin hot lads


track of the year already dropped

>>53853825
buck toothed bitch

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>>53854009
>no more parties in la is too fuckin hot lads


>track of the year already dropped

>>53853895
not as loud or overt
more communal sense
less violent and opinionated
less ambitious/more content
more fatalistic

best explanation I've seen splitting the UK, the USA, and Canada is in literary theory where the core themes of each nations literature are isolation/the island, manifest destiny, and survival respectively.

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lel

>>53854039
is that a picture of lisicki?

>>53853895
>>53854054
Don't forget

Not fat
High guns per capita but almost no gun violence (outside of drunken ice indians)

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>>53854037
FOY

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>>53854093
>High guns per capita
not for long

desu I think people don't care about "freedom" in the same way yanks do

more independence and being left the fuck alone

real friends is fucking hot as shit homeboys
song of the year real talk

>>53854054
>>53854093
genuinely terrible posts

can't stand canadians

fuck yea monicas
how we do

>>53854186
dude i know

they never shut the fuck up -_-

>>53854186
yea we don't like you either you big baby

canadians are alright

>>53854186
Canadians are practically americans

>>53854212
I didn't give you permission to reply to me

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>>53854186
>>53854203
FOY

do you lads ever think what it would be like to live in the wilderness of the northern territory in canada or alaska? it just seems so wild and romantic to me

just found out my dad dragged the internet explorer shortcut to the trash so he's kept the same window open since 2006

Poo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadians>Americans

There I settled it

>>53854288
lived in alaska haha

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@53854241
this jumped up little mongrel thinks he has power here

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why is the british royal family so ugly?

Do black people eat fish and chips

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>>53854288
I spent some time in the Yukon

plus I live up "north"

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>blending Double Gloucester and Stilton

I will never talk shit to a Brit on this board.

>>53854334
Plebs in general don't eat fish, so probably for most them no

>>53854337
Patrician cheese taste

good thriller movie?

>>53854364
office space

>>53854364
the hitcher

one hour photo

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>>53854364
Thriller the movie

>>53854393
VERY good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk

literally lived in canada and couldn't tell if i were meeting americans or canadians and they couldn't tell i was american

thats how exactly the same they are

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>>53854364

How do I keep my penis from ever getting dry again?

>>53854407
I lived in Florida and it was completely different

can tell this thread is /cum/ since i just did a wank

>>53854417
>>53854389
good suggestions desu. wish i wasn't a neet so I hadnt seen all these already

>>53854451
post willy

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>>53854405

Wha's 'e ploblem?

>>53854337
gimmick cheese

>>53854325
Inbred and German

Post some funny YouTube videos lads, could do with a chuckle

>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c

>>53854516
love watching spoiled kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ60j6EHsrs

>>53854516
https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs

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for the culinary spirit of this thread

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>your country will never have a city councillor this based

>>53854528
Everyone I've met named travis has been some combination of fat, disgusting or retarded

>>53854613
unironically listening to drake right now haha

how shit is the everest movie?

>>53854631
>tfw know one that has the worst diet of any human being you have ever met but remains thin because he occasionally plays sports and skips a day of eating

>>53854516
>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gtvyi2IkeI

>>53854613
jesus christ kek
this makes me wonder whether all the ebin black twitter memes were actually made by old white canadian guys

Enjoying these vids lads (except the fedora one) let's have some more

>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0JutcAJj0

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>>53854774

>>53854516
https://youtu.be/wpgkwgifkwg

Sup lads I'm getting arranged marriaged to a brown grill in the UK next year, she is qt

How much do typical police officers make there

lads whats the youtube cooking channel with the very fat woman

>>53854851
fuck off copper

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I

>>53854861
>>53854861
>>53854861

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXaC8jHpIw&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=SamWilkinson

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>>53854891
sorry for telling you to fuck off thats the one cheers

>>53854851
6 figs if you're an Irish cop, more if you're also dirty and play by your own rules

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aussie parliament member

>>53854957
that'll show her lmao

>>53854957
fingerpainting and a mixed grill as soon as you enter the country

talk about yank hospitality booking flights rn

>>53854957
>'got'
very sinister

>>53855016
i can give you a rectal exam when you arrive ;)

I feel bad for liking this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8

nova scotia?

>Adele carpool kareoke
fuck OFF

nothing in my watched list even hints that I'd like this video, stop trying to get me to watch it you cunts

Commie music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGxXykaMQo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4B0vUIQXBY

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>>53855122
hello hi hey

>>53855177
haha mate its really funny! haha you are so weird anon. why aren't you more like the rest of us

>>53855232
>anime
i will behead you

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>>53855252

need to shave my neckbeard desu

>you will never fuck yui

How do normies juggle studying, working a job and being normies?

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gf just send me this

>Girls pretending to like guys butts
Why do they do this? They never squeeze it or fuck you in a position where they are checking out your ass.

Even when i had a gf she'd never touch it and that's what I actually squatted

>>53855304
lots of caffeine, Xanex and no sleep

>>53855304
dunno i've only been a normie and worked, or been a normie in school. its easy if you're doing one or the other

normies don't really do much on weekdays past a certain age. me and all my mates hardly talk or see other during the week as its mostly just work all day, workout, cook, read/watch tv, go to bed.

occasionally we'll do a trivia night at the pub on thursdays

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>tfw no friends

I never asked for this

>>53855378
Seriously just fuck off you fucking cunt

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>I'm coming home now.....
Last words of Vladimir Komarov

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Working on a story idea

thinking of it as something like 1984 except with a horribly incompetent and almost comedicly inept government

set in an alternate reality where the USSR basically dominated the Cold War and the USA became a pariah while most of the world became commie.

mostly taking my influence for the main character from Homo Sovieticus

Ts so fucking hot just kill me holy shit

>>53855580
haha it's below freezing out you lunatic

>>53855580
So turn on the A/C

>>53855661
UNA VELA

>>53855304
>working whilst at university

What is this yank meme?

Why do girls pretend to have emotions?

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car won't start

>Literally fuck off out of 4chan you anti-american scum. Constantly crying about how amerifats are ruining your 4chan experience as if this isn't an american board and as if some of the worst shitposters on 4chan aren't foreign to the U.S.
>We are better than you. Deal with it.

What did he mean by this?

>>53855734
Ask Aristotle

cara

>>53855734
they have too many emotions, occasionally extreme ones for no reason whatsoever

Why do white men pretend to have souls?

>>53855580
literally 58f in my house

>>53855775
>there's an old lady in my house.
why?

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>>53854957

How did she get an Australian passport?

>>53855784
shit joke I expected better from you tBh

>>53855770
I got invaded then couldn't make it back to my bloodstain, I just didn't want to admit my failure
;_;

>>53855796
I'm not here to entertain you, we use Celsius here, don't forget it.

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Going to buy myself a drivers license from our muslamic friends.

Im sitting in front of my open fridge drinking a ginger beer desu

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>Michael Jackson's death was 7 years ago

*turns on stereo*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyiAT1RelU
*sits close next to you, puts arm around your shoulder*
hey ;)

Alri

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I like these early morning threads

>>53855810
>Practical Driving Test Pass Certificate.
What is that and why didn't I get one when I actually passed my test?

>>53855816
Ginger beer is amazing

Especially in a mix with rum (Gosling's for the official Dark 'n' Stormy)

>>53855810
it's a digital record
getting stopped by the rozzers will still get you DQ'd or banned
save your money and just drive sensibly as to not be stopped

>>53855808
cba to google to conversion

>>53855851
all is forgiven *strokes your face*

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>>53855837

It's the bit of paper the examiner gives you to send off to the dvla so you get your licence.

>>53855883
I really can't remember getting one tbf.. Maybe I did, but it looks like something to remember having.

Do any of you simulate conversations with people you know in your head? Hypothetical ones, not ones you already had.

>>53855909
I don't want to go all /r9k/ on you, but women are unfeeling sacks of blood.

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Gf just sent me this

>>53855933
Yes

>>53855933

Constantly. I practice saying different things and anticipate what the responses and reactions would be.

>>53855933
Maybe if I'm preparing to talk to someone regarding something important.

>>53855952
waa waa wee waa
very nice

>>53855933
Yeah, massive long ones as well sometimes. And sometimes I imagine I'm getting interviewed, talking about my life and feelings.

I think it might be a symptom of autism.

RULES OF NATURE

Not sure if I should do a post right now

>>53855963
>>53855967
>>53855974
sometimes I do it in my dreams, usually right before I wake up. They'll say something I don't like and the stress gets me out of bed.

>>53856015
come to bed honey

doing a poo

>>53855933
Yes

>>53856032
Uh no, not for another 6 hours

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Rate my look?

>>53856015
come keep me warm

I probably actually have autism if im fair

If i dont i might as well since im so autistic

>>53856048
we don't have to sleep ;)

>>53856056
sup waldo lmao

>>53856059
you have low self-esteem and it drives me up the fucking wall every time I see one of you fuckers bitch on here

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>>53856056
terrible, end yourself

>>53856056
Average 20-30 year old beta cuck millennial hipster 'male'

>>53856084
>waldo
FOY

>>53856058
>>53856074
Uhhhhhh

Uhhh

No

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

>>53855387

i tried being friends with people but they were dickheads

fuckem you dont need em

>>53856084
>waldo

Fuck off yank

beginning to really dislike porn lads

the whole concept of it is starting to make me ill

>>53856015
let me fertilize that aryan pussy

>>53856058
back off he's mine

Getting sexually abused right now

>>53856139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4W8hdegL3g

>>53855952

Jamal takes nice pics

>>53856130
elliot rodger

>>53856130
I'm actually starting to find any kind of overt female display of sexuality faintly nauseous

>where's wally
what the fuck it's like you lads live in some alternate reality

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>>53856084
>>53856092
>>53856097
tbf that's just what I wear when I'm in work, pic rel is more typical of what I look like day to day

>>53856021
jej

just had a cheeky "nivea" wank

>>53856130

Same. I downloaded some virtual girlfriend 4k shit. You're on a date with a hot porn star etc. It's called ATKGirlfriend. And it just left me questioning why I'm not on actual dates. I'm good looking and work out every day. It all just seems so fake and hollow desu.

>>53856180
the creator is english desu. dunno why they changed it. not like waldo is more american or anything

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>>53856181
is this you?

>>53856174
bender

>>53856181
is this really you?

>>53856181
>top button done up
Gas yourself

>>53856181
>British flag
>American cupboard

>>53856248
you literally cant tell you fucking melt

>>53856208
no
>>53856215
yes
>>53856248
what's wrong with that?
>>53856251
wtf do German cupboards look like Mehmet?

>>53856130
https://youtu.be/SNlRoaFTHuE

>>53856267
>melt
fuck off limey

>>53856280
if I were gay I would fuck you no homo

>>53856318
I am gay so thanks :)

are canadians human?

Need a finnish qt right NOW

>>53856280
Literally every 'person' I've encountered with a fastened top button is a massive normie pleblord

Also >>>/soc/

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>>53856291
>all those beta whiteknights in the comments

>>53856477
>>>/r9k/

making a post

>>53856609
Don't do that again

ayyo holla at me

doing a yank post.

ass

>>53856624
ill fucking end your life, beta bitch boy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fmVy7EFMxc
decided I'm over my phobia and really want one of these, lads.

I really want a make america great again hat desu

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcjMcUfI3E

Thoughts on this?

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>>53856781
post the waifus lads

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>>53856811
Here's mine

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>ywn have braided venticles

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Rate my gf

>>53856811
Ariana grande and Rita ora are literally ogres

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>>53856897

Considering voting to stay in the EU desu. I think we should cuck Germany and France from within and take control of it ourselves.

>>53857061
Can't assume control without hopping on the euro

>>53857061
good lad

What is it like having sex with an Irish woman?

>>53857061
>>53857117
bad lads

>>53856781
does that say "what kind of freakazoid would let someone hump him just to collect $50,000?"

>Many hands make light work
>Too many cooks spoil the broth

>Early bird gets the worm
>Haste makes waste

>Good things come to those who wait
>A stitch in time saves nine

what a load of shit

ate a ton of fage yogurt and now my tummy really hurts :((((

>>53857173
The first one the worm one and the last one are a bit true though aren't they

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>me speaking to a girl

>>53857206
nice FONT mate

>>53857183
fage yogurt is redpilled. add a bit of honey and oats in there and that's all you need. that's all i eat desu

>>53857166
hunt

>>53857173
Kind of the point, Zizek i think brings this up in a perverts guide to ideology or something he did, its a plaster on an emotional wound that is subjective and so each instance is an event in itself, if one is applied the opposite no longer exists fro that event.

>>53857239
nukalear its pronounced nukalear

>>53857206
what does FOY mean?

>>53857206
Good lad

>>53857206
>having pictures on your contacts
literally who cares enough to do that i mean lmao

>>53857281
fuck off yank

>>53855466
lol

goodnight

>>53857206
why didnt she say she cant be arsed

>>53857281
Fellows Of the Yuniverse, its a DeGrassi-Tyson documentary.

>>53857319
kill yourself

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I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I HAVE TO SELECT ONE MORE FUCKING YANK STREET SIGN IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF

>>53857319
*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*

>>53857301
It's WhatsApp you mug haha
What do you take me for
FOAL

do you get upset when it says select all trucks instead of select all lorries?

Makes my blood boil t b h lads

why do so many brits use whatsapp. do you poor fucks really not just have unlimited texting?

>I'm one quarter irish, two thirds german and nine tenths italian

why do yanks do this?
Do you realise that nobody else feels the need to confirm their heritage to anybody else?

>>53857398
They all used to be British then one day turned into Americanisms
If I'm honest I shout FOY out loud every time I do a captcha

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>>53857413
It's a uniquely yank thing lad like shooting up a preschool with an AK47 or unironically going to church

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>Be me
>Go on Omegle
>This happens

>>53857409
I have unlimited texts but all the normies use WhatsApp for the emoji banter and it's just easier in general
t. Lad who just posted WhatsApp screenshot

>>53857495
kek'd heartily

>>53857413

Its just fun thing to chat about. We were raised on it. "Oh whats your heritage? Mine is blah blah blah" and for some people it can create bonding moments and such.

Personally I am Irish, Scottish, French-Canadian, Chippewa, Finnish and German. Can't even give proper fractions because I am such a mish mash. But I love going to Scottish heritage festival, dancing to Irish music (St. Patties is one of my fav holidays), making old Finnish recipes and seeing photos from our family in Finland, learning about all these cultures and how they contributed to the beautiful melting pot that is America etc.

>>53857413
Obligatory

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7c4Y/ancestrydna-lederhosen

>>53857594
Sort your head out before I sort it for you.

>>53857594
>Chippewa

You're not white

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>>53856811

>>53857637
repulsive

>>53857594
Was going to poke fun but that actually sounds pretty comfy

after a lifetime of romanticising their ancestral homelands aren't Americans shattered when they go to Europe to visit and see how normal and boring and modern it is?

>>53857627

Its only 1/32 Chippewa. But yeah put me in any racial category that you want. Its always been a point of pride on my mothers side though its the element of my heritage I feel the least affinity with.

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>>53857653
delet this

>>53857413
What do you Brits think of chicanos?

>>53857692
So basically just mexicans with a yank passport?

>>53857692
Whats that?

NONWHITES OUT

AMERICANSOFNOTPUREENGLISHDESCENT OUT

playing Candy Box 2 lads

www.candybox2.net

>>53857661

Sweden did a reality show where Swedish-Americans got to visit Sweden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2as-MxKv4c

They all seem to really love it actually. My aunt from Argentina went to Spain to reconnect with her great-grandparents etc. and she was moved to tears to walk down the same streets they did, see the place he was baptized, the home he grew up in, etc. She loved it.

Europe is modern for sure but it has a lot of history too. Nobody really expects it to stay our personal heritageland.

>all these nonwhites in /brit/

Absolute filth tbqh

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>ah yes i'm 1/8th finnish, scottish, irish, swedish, mongol, south african, russian & american
>I celebrate all of their holidays because muh heritage

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wat do?

>>53857840
top left corner 2-3-1 area, left click just above the 2.

>>53857661

Hell from the video I linked a comment from one guy who made a heritage pilgrimage:

>I had the opportunity 2 years ago to walk in my ancestor's footsteps, go to my great grandparents & 2nd great grandparents homes and meet numerous relatives in several parts of Sweden. It was one of the best experiences of my life. And I certainly learned a lot of things about my grandparent's reasons for leaving Sweden in the 1920's.

A country doesn't need to be some idyllic paradise in order for it to resonate with you and your family history.

>>53857840
what contraception is this?

>>53857839
Weebs are a bigger cancer on /brit/ than yanks mate

i'm just sittin here (doing a poo)

>>53857892
Pls go and never come back

add leedsfreshersuk on snapchat lads, lots of tits and dicks

Was having a nice cold shower and as soon as i turned the shower off it got hot as fuck again instantly fucks sake

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Night Britlads and commonwealth friends.

>>53858109
good night!

The normies at work are driving me insane lads, they talk about the same things literally every day.

EVERY SINGLE DAY

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ayyylmao
god I'm shit at this game

did some posts
>>53858181
>>53858266

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who tf up

>>53858086
Literally fuck off.
Fucking freezing my nuts off every morning at the bus stop like some wanker whilst youve got wonderful sunlight.

>>53858062
That made me really depressed

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>>53858288
ayy my lil nugga

smmmmmashed it

>current number of lurkers in the thread
would you support this feature?

>>53858288
>>53858330
I hope there are people monitoring r9k. Something about that place really doesnt seem right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdA4VN_roE

BLACKED

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Haha LADS

>>53858605
perv

>>53858605
good lad

morning lads

heard a plane flying really low at 2am towards london last night, was proper sweating

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet-security/12107312/Most-common-passwords-revealed-and-theyre-ridiculously-easy-to-guess.html

So what's your 4chan password then lads

>>53858670
hunter2

doing a ciggie and freezing my bollocks off lads

18 freedom degrees out here (-8 centigrade)

question to yanks:

How do you do the street name sign captchas? Do they all look the same to you as well?

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>>53858619
>>53858642
Not sure she's going to reply 2bh lmao

>>53858670
*******

>>53858710
Cal you cheeky devil

>>53858710
what are you like cal

>>53858696
They're the green signs with white letters, sometimes the signs are blue

There's brown signs too but I've never seen those on captcha

>>53858710
good lad

>>53858710
show her your willy

>>53858710
kek

>Blue hair

Binned.

got literally nothing to do at work ffs

>>53858745
Yeah I select all the green ones but I get it wrong a lot
Seems to be a random choice each time

>>53858761
Will do if she shows tits first
She's seen it all before anyway
Had 'cyber sex' on Skype various times

>>53858775
haha I literally have things to do and have to get read in about five minutes. Haha kill me lmao

>>53858308
why lad?

>>53858801
prefer it when I am busy at work desu

feel like a plonker if I'm not doing anything, and also I have an open office so everyone knows too

>>53858826
I just splice dossing on the internet into tasks so they last for longer. Obviously still get them done in a reasonable time-frame.

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>>53858790
That's because some are highway exit signs or list interstates which are technically street names but they specifically want the signs that are like pic related which typically denote small neighborhood roads

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Any femanons need their arse ravaging on this fine morning?

wing design exam today lads. Feeling pretty good desu

>>53858876
design us a wing lad

want to go hire a waterpark to myself for 2 hours lad

is that ok

>>53858888
*designs us a wing*

>>53858896
yeah sure

might be a bit cold at the moment though

Is it an inset day today?
My brother's alarm usually goes off at 8 and it hasn't yet.

>>53858896
cold out

>>53858896
bit cold for that innit

>>53858900
you failed

>>53858914
>>53858923
>>53858925
ahah

indoor of course

i guess some of you are welcome

no jf's

>>53858876
are ya gonna wing utterly haha

>are ya gonna wing utterly haha
what did he mean by this

>>53858947
>he doesnt wing it

embarassing la

>>53858920
serious la's
if he misses school and knows I could have woken him up he'll blame me

>>53858923
Irish weather

going to work lads

>>53858977
he might have mock exams and/or real exams
Just wake him up, better safe then sorry desu

>>53859005
Almost at work 2bh

>>53858977
let him 'ave a day off

school's worthless anyway

>>53859061
oh hey rick

>>53859081
is that your brothers name

unironically would enjoy being in prison