[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
/brit/
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International

Thread replies: 330
Thread images: 69
File: WgsiW.png (131 KB, 581x328) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
WgsiW.png
131 KB, 581x328
wish I had a ford sierra lads
edition
>>
cara
>>
cara
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGaqu-t9Xk

Choon
>>
Mummy is bringing me wraps drink and crisps home at 7am yay yippeee can't wait
>>
maisie
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvU8LaE0-xw
>>
File: 1439914563824.jpg (157 KB, 1080x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1439914563824.jpg
157 KB, 1080x720
shagging pakis up their arse edition
>>
makes me feel good to know that if all of /brit/ was put in a pit and had to fight to the
>>
Done a listening to Blondie lads
>>
What would Mosley think of modern-day Britain?
>>
File: 1433057427924.jpg (229 KB, 970x1049) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1433057427924.jpg
229 KB, 970x1049
>>
Oh boy, My LIttle Pony: Equestria Girls is on at the cinema on Saturday. Definitely going to see that.
>>
>>53849801
MY gimmick.
and i would spark you the fuck out
pipe down
>>
DONT WANT TO DO A PAST MIDNIGHT POO

MAY NEED TO DO A PAST MIDNIGHT POO
>>
>>53849814
He would have wished he died in the war
>>
>>53849819
saw it again over christmas

was better than I expected desu

apparently they've made at least two sequels though which was surprising
>>
>>53849799
Good post
>>
File: 1447250387514.png (129 KB, 240x228) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447250387514.png
129 KB, 240x228
>>53849818
>>
>Someone comments on a piece of my outfit
>thank them
>they then ask how much it was etc
Why do normies think this isn't rude
>>
File: ky361.jpg (24 KB, 750x750) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ky361.jpg
24 KB, 750x750
Wahey looks like I'm going to have to love you and leave you lads. Kyary just sent over this cheeky pic so I'm going to have to go and see what that's all about haha x ;)
>>
>>53849828
fuck off you wet cunt
>>
wish I had a ford sierra lads
edition
>>
>>53849865
fucking try me you little sponge
meet me in hereford now and i'll show you what's what puccio
>>
>>53849541
I listen to marches way too often. Originally got into them through turkish folk music about a year ago.
These have all been favorites of mine at one point or another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hph-2QEadZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VevZ5qbFc5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YC5V2M-VwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SPDYA7tHlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua-eo7Irz98&list=PLC89F73DDCA870302&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6iKB0jaF2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f5XBSAFXf8
>>
>>53849828
couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag you rat
>>
*farts*
>>
im sick of the bullshit
im sick of all the shit
i dont go out anymore
>>
>>53849907
*inhales*
>>
>>53849895
>southerners acting tough
lol
>>
>>53849913
me either

>>53849907
*sniiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
>>
*walks in*
*sits down*
>>
>>53849913
good smelly disgusting yank fuck cunt stay inside and rot but keep off my general thanks but absolutely NO yanks

>>53849933
good double

>>53849944
good double
>>
anyone got any job interview tips lads? to go from neet to 28k per year is literally the prize on offer to me tomorrow. pretty nervous 3bh
>>
I'd crush any of you fucking worms
You probably all wear skinny jeans and trainers LOL
10 stone fucking molluscs
>>
>>53849934
>southerner
fuck off you scottish dickhead
>>
[D-Walker beeps]
>>
i got a glock in my rari
>>
>>53849958
bad single
>>
>>53849895
i'll grind you into a fine dust with my meaty punches, mix with some washing up liquid and blow you like bubbles
>>
File: kLhRF9T7_400x400.jpg (25 KB, 400x400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kLhRF9T7_400x400.jpg
25 KB, 400x400
Alri
>>
>I wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer
bit gay innit
>>
lmao lads
>>
>>53849964
look them in the eye at all times. dont say shit like "uummmmmmmmm" "like" etc good luck lad x
>>
>>53849964
hope you've prepared your core competency shitty question examples
>>
just want a girl who will wear a nappy and soil it and make unintelligible baby noises while i change her messy nappy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5RuGj0g1tk
REPLAY THIS
>>
>>53849980
>blow you like bubbles
fuck off west ham
you'll get paneled you silly cunt
>>
I would best you all at fisticuffs
>>
File: 1445025673560.jpg (54 KB, 569x704) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445025673560.jpg
54 KB, 569x704
>>53849913
my gf fourth from the left
>>
*pugilisms you*
>>
File: 3.jpg (5 KB, 212x238) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3.jpg
5 KB, 212x238
>>53850010
no
>>
File: DG1icpS[1].jpg (364 KB, 1440x2560) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
DG1icpS[1].jpg
364 KB, 1440x2560
DUDE
>>
File: 1434764584613.gif (1 MB, 500x353) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1434764584613.gif
1 MB, 500x353
four years i wasted sippin on drinks at the bar chit-chatting with fucking nobodies
>>
File: rasheed.webm (2 MB, 709x435) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
rasheed.webm
2 MB, 709x435
>>
>>53849913
FOYs
>>
Still haven't washed that shit off my ankle
>>
>>53850010
Nah

this is the only good song she's done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
>>
File: 1446386974111.gif (478 KB, 499x312) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446386974111.gif
478 KB, 499x312
kitty haha
>>
eto...ano...
>>
>>53850077
fuck off yank
>>
>>53849800
how did eating out that paki escort with the nice chebs go lad?
>>
anyone fancy a shag?
>>
rate my surname

Bury
>>
Date on Thursday
bit nervous
going skating then maybe dinner or coffee but I can't skate
>>
>>53850086
Anata wa wanker desu ka?
>>
File: amklv.png (85 KB, 325x276) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
amklv.png
85 KB, 325x276
>>53850062
dude who gives le fuck
>>
>>53850108
who is that
>>
>>53850099
Is it the 1940s in canada
>>
>>53850093
that wasn't me haha
>>
File: 1449250184714.jpg (34 KB, 382x382) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449250184714.jpg
34 KB, 382x382
>>53850102
>>
>>53850098
wank/10
>>
>>53850108
>gif

fuck off
>>
>>53850135
whats wrong with it?
>>
>>53850122
paybacks a bitch motherfu-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrUaLMKepC4
>>
>>53850098
rate my surname

Mobis
>>
Get to bed lads, you've got a busy day tomorrow
>>
>>53850052
don't care if they smoke to placate them and eventually turns their brains into mush, I don't care as long as they don't procreate the fucking troglodytes
>>
>>53850130
lmao you got a better idea?
>>
File: Screenshot_8.png (655 KB, 519x538) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Screenshot_8.png
655 KB, 519x538
>>53850129
[spoiler]FOB[/spoiler]
>>
>>53850129
ya mam
>>
rate my surname

McCarthy
>>
I bow to no monarch
>>
>>53850132
didn't even realise there was more than one west midlands wew lad
>>
>>53850161
Radge cunt
>>
>>53850174
neither do I haha
>>
>>53850143
i have as well
>>
>>53850141
what the fuck/10
>>
>>53850067
disgusting that those "humans" even cohabit with brits in your fine land
>>
File: 1447104101066.jpg (459 KB, 1200x1600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447104101066.jpg
459 KB, 1200x1600
>I bow to no monarch
>>
>>53850178
there is 3 but the guy who was on about shagging that paki escort earlier didn't even have flags
>>
File: 1453080218409.jpg (79 KB, 1080x1323) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453080218409.jpg
79 KB, 1080x1323
*wipes brow*
>>
After a punishing legsday Monday I'm back at the gym, pushing my already exhausted quads to do a further 2 of 8 100kg leg extension. The lactic acid makes me wince lads but you gotta push through it and give it 110%.

1
Ah
2
Aah
3
Aaaaaa
4
Cmon
5
Tsaahhhhhh
6
*exhausted grunting
7
GO
8
AAAAAAAHHHHH
>>
File: 1218453556758.jpg (30 KB, 583x584) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1218453556758.jpg
30 KB, 583x584
>I bow to no monarch
>>
File: 100_0923.jpg (177 KB, 1193x1600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
100_0923.jpg
177 KB, 1193x1600
>I bow to no monarch
>>
doing a think

my think is it would have been nice if miley cyrus got the clothes off before she went ugly
>>
r8 my surname

DuVal

>>53850170
proper shit
>>
>>53850211
not a fan of the derriere, it's uncouth and appeals only to lower cultures.
>>
>>53850207
Absolute monarchy ought to be reinstated
>>
File: file.png (50 KB, 1277x373) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
file.png
50 KB, 1277x373
final draft

need to clean the format up a bit

values from last week added in to test
>>
discovered a new indie band i like and am now going to listen to it so much i'm over it by tomorrow
>>
File: 43293854368.jpg (23 KB, 450x321) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
43293854368.jpg
23 KB, 450x321
>not a fan of the derriere, it's uncouth and appeals only to lower cultures.
>>
got gassed when i first seen vanessa hudgens bush ngl
>>
>>53850238
Probably got bullied a lot in school and you must also have one of those faggot autistic accents which are regionless
>>
I bet you autists can't even drive.
>>
>>53850158
fuck off racist bigot
>>
>>53850257
rasheed
>>
>>53850257
Give us the name of the band then, lid.
>>
Quitebl wavey right now lids
>>
>>53850268
i've been driving since 2007 desu senpai
>>
>>53850158
A nuke?
>>
>>53850268
passed my test 4 years ago and haven't dared drive since haha
>>
>>53850211
Good lord
>>
Poleaboo just defeated Metal Sonic
>>
>>53850268
i drive your mum crazy with my willy
>>
Could curb stomp a shit talker on my quads lads.

Thick, firm, juicy, and dense
>>
>>53850268
Wrong

I've been driving for years
>>
already sick of this tinder meme, had better luck with girls in real life t.bh why are they all way more arrogant when it's not face to face
>>
>>53850249
what is "relevant TV"
>>
>>53850287
novo amor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJR2p8JliNY
>>
>>53850268
had my G2 for years and recently got my full G

also M2 license for motorbikes
>>
>>53850268
what's the link between autists and inability to drive?
>>
>>53850268
please tell me more about your 1L 3 cylinder cuckmobile lad that only manlets can fit into
>>
>>53850268
i'm 20 and have been driving for 2 years
proper rally driver ngl
>>
File: 1452358881864.jpg (92 KB, 374x363) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452358881864.jpg
92 KB, 374x363
>>53850212

>machines
>>
just took 4 sleeping pills and i only just woke up
>>
>>53850267
wow bit rude
>>
File: 26204.jpg (111 KB, 837x1200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
26204.jpg
111 KB, 837x1200
>>53850309
waheyyyyyyyyy!
>>
>>53850268
how much does it cost to learn to drive/own and run a car in a poor country lad? bit on the expensive side here
>>
>>53850333
Any of true though?
>>
I read at least a book a week and have done since I was 12 years old. If it's a novella I'll usually read it twice rather than rush onto another book. One of the reasons browsing /lit/ is so tiring for someone like myself is that I'm already one step ahead of everybody else here. While you guys are reading your "[Major new outlet's] Top 100 Summer Reads" I'm already improving my understanding of Albanian semiotics. Do you realize how frustrating it is to see thread after thread dedicated to books that I read when I had barely entered puberty? I'm talking to adult human males about books I comprehended when I hadn't even experienced my first kiss. My political stance is both unique and profound. My theoretical understanding is so detailed and has available to it such a wide frame of reference that I can literally count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I've seen a book mentioned here that I haven't already deconstructed, analyzed and theoretically eviscerated. Not even that but my reading speed (23.7 words per second) places me in a position whereby I've already read the latest book being published several days before the first thread about it is finally posted. Sometimes I pass by one of the mirrors upstairs and I stop and consider myself a moment and wonder "who knew the ubermensch would be so unhappy?" A profound question for a profound mind.
>>
>>53850327
>muh old pile "classic" of shit

i don't know if that's a cosworth but my brother had a cosworth and that thing was far more expensive to keep than just a nice new car
>>
>>53850331
Good post
>>
File: diana_crash_1.jpg (92 KB, 357x252) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
diana_crash_1.jpg
92 KB, 357x252
>>
>>53850314
basically anything which could be used to talk to normies

so things like GOT, walking dead, football games count whilst things such as kinmoza and history documentaries do not

each hour gets 0.25 score

might put a cap on at 10 hours
>>
>>53850329
worst reddit flags poster on /brit/ t.bh
>>
File: 1433067755755.gif (112 KB, 255x231) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1433067755755.gif
112 KB, 255x231
>>53850273

>>53849920

reposting from here

who here /insomnia/ and /self-medication/?
>>
>>53850357
I was bullied in high school, yes

I have a Québec accent though
>>
Head is in a weird place right now lmao
>>
File: 1448575737174.jpg (51 KB, 540x540) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448575737174.jpg
51 KB, 540x540
>Why yes, that's correct! I can, in fact, drive an automobile! I am quite the exquisite driver, if I do say so myself.
>>
r8 lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo
>>
>>53850257

>indie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8loVJHRCs2A
>>
>>53850372
why don't you just watch things you like and talk about them with other people who like those things
>>
>>53850381

fugg didn't mean to (you) the guy who said rasheed
>>
>>53850381
>people that keep their brains active with looking at screens and everything thinking they have insomnia
[email protected]
>>
What the fuck am I doing
>>
File: 1432788427728.png (726 KB, 774x771) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432788427728.png
726 KB, 774x771
>>53850381
not me because I'm not a degenerino
>>
>>53850430
thanks for the (you) anyway
>>
Feelings of self-righteousness and sanctimony have been described as for some people being an intensely pleasurable addiction which contributes to blind pathological altruism and rejection of logical arguments.
>>
>>53850381
you use heroin? i smoked crack quite regularly every weekend for a few months about 5 years ago. is was just like stronger cocaine which wears off faster i didn't get what all the fuss is about. sure you crave it after but it's not like an overwhelming urge and it goes away pretty fast
>>
File: 1344679436446.jpg (15 KB, 441x411) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1344679436446.jpg
15 KB, 441x411
>>53850408
Nice Sy Snootles impression.
>>
>>53850411
>says this when he listens to shitty rhythmic music
>>
>>53850365
Based Queenie pulled a proper prank; I bet she would've loved to see Diana's face when the car crashed.

ha ha ha what a little legend our Queen is
>>
>>53850315
good stuff
>>
File: 68745684.jpg (374 KB, 900x601) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
68745684.jpg
374 KB, 900x601
the wife, just married yesterday ahaha
>>
>>53850444
why am i a rasheed
>>
>>53850384
Sick so I was 100% correct haha yeah we had a guy like you in our house at school in the year below, everyone thought be was gay lmao. Did you also carry around a novel? Just banter mate
>>
>>53850463
rasheed
>>
>>53850349

900 pounds for the medical, first aid, exams and driving

and a shitload for young drivers insurance, isn't worth it, got insured over my dad for 200 a year
>>
File: 1428166054326.jpg (18 KB, 409x377) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428166054326.jpg
18 KB, 409x377
>>53850449
what the fuck lad
>>
>>53850377
coming from the suicidal tranny willyposter
>>
me and the gf
>>
>>53850449
mix my coke with arm and hammer
>>
>>53850447
AaAaAaaaaAAAHH RACIST FASCIST HOW DARE YOU!

>"b-but the statist-

*typing on her iPhone in an enraged way*
*Tweet sent*
>>
lads, the british pound is at a 2009 low.

how do we get it back up?
>>
TSAAAAAAAAA
>>
File: dolmio.jpg (84 KB, 495x508) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dolmio.jpg
84 KB, 495x508
When'sa your Dolmio® day amici?
>>
>>53850485
took me forever to find out it wasnt a bum
>>
>>53850498
CHI
>>
marina
>>
>>53850462

looks awful there
>>
>>53850462
her minge sticks m8
>>
>>53850464
ARE YOU FUCKING HACKING ME?? I usually had a Lovecraft book in my backpack...
>>
File: 1445266960483.jpg (71 KB, 589x815) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445266960483.jpg
71 KB, 589x815
>>53850492
kick the Tories out and get Labour in
>>
>>53850411
haha maccabees on suicide watch
>>
File: 43548654765.jpg (949 KB, 2081x1621) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
43548654765.jpg
949 KB, 2081x1621
>>53850510
no
>>53850514
rude
and no
>>
>>53850518
Lol nah there's literally one of you in every school
>>
File: 1450542592720.jpg (23 KB, 407x482) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450542592720.jpg
23 KB, 407x482
>>53850462
las vegas wedding i bet hahaha proper sket lmao s m h tho f a m haha lowkey af bruh hahaha
>>
>>53850528
>Osborne
>BA in History
>gets made Chancellor of the Exchequer
can't make this shit up
>>
south of my bellybutton,

east of my left thigh,

west of my right thigh,

I have a willy
>>
>>53850492
do we really need to? lower pound is good for our exporters. downside is the pound gets you less abroad but hey it's still the most valuable currency of a major economy by some distance
>>
File: 1451763900015.jpg (27 KB, 600x450) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451763900015.jpg
27 KB, 600x450
>I usually had a Lovecraft book in my backpack...
>>
poll of the century
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
http://strawpoll.me/6589284
>>
>>53850479
there's more than one person on /brit/ from cornwall t.bh
>>
NIGEL

F
A
R
A
G
E
>>
File: Cold.png (11 KB, 500x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Cold.png
11 KB, 500x500
>>
any other drugs that go well with mushies?
>>
When did America become more powerful than the UK?
>>
>>53850555
too lewd
>>
>>53850605
poo
>>
does your city/region have speed cameras?
in birmingham they turned them all off 2 years ago because apparently they were costing too much run
good fun being able to speed past them and not worry
>>
>>53850605
Cowies
>>
>>53850613
never forget
>>
>>53850528
>>53850553
Is this real life? do I have to do it again?

Jeremy corbyn went to an expensive private school got 2 Es at A-level then dropped out of a trade union studies course at shit polytechnic lmao lol haha btfo leftists on suicide watch
>>
>>53850613
1871
>>
>>53850613

1940
>>
>>53850613
around the 20s/30s its debatable but after ww2 is what sealed it
>>
>>53850635
>>53850640
>>53850642
>>53850650
Based America haha

Still would rather not have to talk to them here though lmao
>>
Old English
800 capsules of molly
>>
>>53850613
ww2 signaled the shift in power
>>
No matter how powerful the kuffār may seem,
Allah is capable of restraining their might and keeping it
from afflicting the believers, and He can do so in several
ways; by sowing discord within their ranks, or bringing
about conditions that make it impossible for them to
wage an all-out war against the believers,3
or by intervening
when they attack with all their might and destroying
them in a manner that could not have been imagined,
for {None knows the armies of your Lord except Him}
[Al-Muddaththir: 31].

An example of this today is the crusaders’ refusal to put boots on the
ground in their war against the Khilāfah. Thus, Allah has restrained their
might in that regard and allowed the Islamic State to continue to expand
while the crusaders are busy vetting, bribing, and training apostates to do
the fighting for them, with their efforts largely proving fruitless.
>>
started watching mad men again, great series 2bh
>>
>>53850613
late 19th century their industrial base became larger than the british empire's, and so the largest in the world.

But at that time they weren't seen as more powerful, it's really after the world wars with america bailing out the war effort both militarily and with lend lease and america literally financially bailing out half of europe after ww2.

but especially after suez everyone realised america was the big dog now.
>>
>>53850696
FOY
>>
>>53850696

SIPPIN ON A 40
>>
>>53850691
Why?
>>
>>53850411
Indie music is usually pretty good (indie as in small or independent lables) and novel
just a lot of people listen to lame post-rock (which he is making fun of in the video) which all try to follow the same formula and song structure making them all sound the same.

like this is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwcSIBdOik
>>
*sips gin and juice*
>>
File: 1450285728518.jpg (93 KB, 720x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450285728518.jpg
93 KB, 720x720
>>53850691
maybe I could change your mind... if you know what I mean ;-)
>>
do you ever stop to think how all the past generations of people had all the troubles and joys as us and yet they're all dead and forgotten and it all ended up meaning nothing in the end. and we're all going the same way. life is meaningless and futile
>>
File: CQbShsdXAAAFKQJ.jpg (43 KB, 575x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CQbShsdXAAAFKQJ.jpg
43 KB, 575x1024
>>53850411
>suthun "comedy"
>>
>>53850731
You're not the funny type of obnoxious and theres just a bit too much of a cultural difference

Besides you've both got /cum/
>>
File: 1438916719354.png (2 MB, 1352x764) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438916719354.png
2 MB, 1352x764
>>53850718
good lad
>>
>>53850696
Bored as fuck and I wanna get ill
So I went to a place where my homeboys chill
Niggas out there making that dollar
I pulled up in my '64 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinking
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinking
Left to get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
>>
>>53850751
You're going to get fedora'd for that pal
>>
>me: Hi, I am sad
>her: So am I
>me: Why?
>her: How long have you got
>me: Long enough
>>
>>53850751
They existed so you could exist
>>
>>53850733

he's not making fun of post-rock he's mocking shite like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkaMiaRLgvY
>>
>>53850751
i used to when i was about 14/15 thought about it a lot and would just sit there proper distraught
>>
File: 1450486675413.jpg (44 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450486675413.jpg
44 KB, 500x375
what if sperm was just like one big tadpole that came out
>>
>>53850751
our lives wouldn't be as good if it weren't for them so I guess that's something?
>>
Could crack an egg on my quads then cook it on my face (cause its hot)
>>
>>53850731
>>53850775
brits and australians are a lot closer culturally than americans t.bh

wonder why
>>
scared to go for long drives because I'm a fucking nonce when it comes to vehicles and I'm worried about it breaking down
>>
>>53850833
Proofs
>>
File: 9747ewpf.jpg (84 KB, 5000x2335) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
9747ewpf.jpg
84 KB, 5000x2335
>>53850776
now i finally get to use my folder
>>
>>53850817
Would get stuck in your mums throat
>>
File: soviet.jpg (29 KB, 292x310) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
soviet.jpg
29 KB, 292x310
Soviet Electronica lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=732Fg-uS2qE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UOxLDAhbZQ
>>
>>53850751
No, why does it matter if you'll be forgotten? I never understood that meme.
>>
File: 1452111842340.jpg (18 KB, 624x351) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452111842340.jpg
18 KB, 624x351
>Soviet Electronica lads
>>
>>53850417
>talking about anime irl

also if i manage to make a friend that's into history then it will therefore be counted as relevant tv

late reply because getting cucked by connection errors
>>
>>53850449
>you use heroin?

yes

I usually get a £20 bag and smoke it at the weekend

I like the comfy feels and warm contentment

potsmoking normies will never understand tbbh
>>
>>53850751

Yeah take a walk around an old cemetery mate, look at hundreds of unvisited graves. Nobody alive remembers any of them.

I researched my family tree extensively and I realised that for 99% of the people on it, I just knew a name and date and vaguely where they lived, nothing about their personality. So what did they achieve, what is their legacy, what did they leave behind? Their genes is all they left, their own genes live on in me so I can look back at them. I'm the end of the line though, no kids here.
>>
>>53850751
Life is literally pointless lmao
>>
>>53850857
narcissism and people being so self absorbed they can't even fathom themselves no longer existing in this life
>>
>>53850879
to you
>>
>>53850873
do you really want to spend your life talking about GoT with normies or anime with people you actually have something in common with
>>
>>53850751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfGJWb9OPug
>>
>>53850751
>life is meaningless and futile
That's a good thing though really, because it means you're free to do what you want. If you were significant to the universe then your life would already be decided for you, to do anything else would be abandoning your duty.
>>
File: 1.jpg (168 KB, 1240x775) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.jpg
168 KB, 1240x775
I'm watching some Frasier.


What are your opinions on Frasier?
>>
>>53850052
That guy looks EXACTLY like my boss. Any source?
>>
>>53850919
used to watch it in the mornings on channel 4
enjoyed it
>>
>>53850850

crap italo-disco imitation
>>
>>53850923
it's one of my mates, he put it in the group chat lol
>>
>>53850919
don't think i've ever laughed at it but i've still watched a billion episodes on comedy central
>>
>>53850919
Roz a qt
>>
>>53850875

I only snort it
>>
*hits the music player*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rLspUDFT0Y
>>
>>53850751
wait until they figure out the human brain completely and how to translate it into computer code. then we'll be literally immortal. i honestly believe this day will come eventually
>>
fedoraposting on 8ch*n brit/pol/
wish me luck
>>
>>53850932
you're right but I always find pop-culture things like this out of the Communist states to be interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYdgKHa2KbI

I like the astral quality of some of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlLC2ej__s
>>
File: 1438891694351.jpg (83 KB, 912x785) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438891694351.jpg
83 KB, 912x785
imagine archaeologists in the future digging up old parts of the internet and finding this thread, searching for rare memes
>>
what does /brit/ think of the American group Death Grips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinKCtUTWBA
>>
>>53850959
why are you telling us this lmao

this isn't reddit.com/r/drugs pham
>>
>>53850991
OII ACHIES YA CUNTS AHA DONT FOOKIN MISQUOTE ME HEN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYY SOUTHSIDEEEEEE BOYS UP IN /BRIT/ AYyyyyYYY
>>
One of my mums friends has a son a few years older than me, he's about 5'5 very autistic and quite fat and he's unironically converted to islam about 4 years ago lol weird
>>
>>53850995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8
>>
>>53850903
Obviously I would like to have friends with interests similar to mine so the idea is if I stick to this I will gradually become more normal and have more friends, hopefully some I can talk to about some of more niche interests.

I will still watch things I like that none of my friends like; the only reason I've included it on the spreadsheet is because watching something you may be able to talk about is slightly more useful than watching things you won't be able to talk about.

Also I do actually really like GOT and will watch it regardless :3
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuo_Sakamaki
>>
>>53850991
>digging up the internet
leling every lel

desu more likely than not all digital data will be lost without constant maintenance and a civil infrastructure to keep things running.

even now assessing data on horribly outdated drives is incredibly difficult just due to how "ancient" the formatting is
>>
>>53850995
couldn't last more than 10 seconds, worst genre of music by far
>>
File: Cover.jpg (155 KB, 1400x1400) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Cover.jpg
155 KB, 1400x1400
Very interesting sounds on this album
>>
>>53850974
Is that a good idea though really? People struggle enough to mentally adapt to changing times in one lifetime already, let alone centuries in a computer.
>>
>>53850991
it'd be funny to leave a time capsule of a miniature statue of kev for soemone to find in the future
>>
>>53850995

meme band
>>
is this autism, or art in the highest form?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBUF09jFVw
>>
>>53851040
try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg
>>
File: 1442991472948.jpg (9 KB, 225x225) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442991472948.jpg
9 KB, 225x225
>>53851042
>EDM
>Drum & Bass
>Dubstep
>>
>>53851080
"no"
>>
>>53851078

bit disturbing but very avant garde, very hyper-modernist, provocative
>>
>>53851078
>people masturbate to this
>>
>>53851078
>ASMR
autism
>>
>>53851048
it's interesting to think about desu. say we could all upload our brains to some kind of computer which kept us living immortally. would it just freeze humanity in time? no more children? would some people reject this and continue living naturally outside of the system? sounds like a good sci fi film desu
>>
File: 1451970210756.jpg (84 KB, 508x504) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451970210756.jpg
84 KB, 508x504
>>53851078
laffin already at the thumbnail
>>
>>53851040
man Death Grips has been massively influential on hip hop in general
even Kayne ripped them off a bit for Yeezus

desu they are basically the most prominent example of the rejection of "pop-hop" and the effeminate mainstream, just as Death Metal was a similar rejection of the effeminate pop-metal/glam rock of the 80s
>>
>>53851078
lmao what a weird cunt.

asmr is a purely sexual thing, only watch attractive women do it t.bh lol.

People watch this to try and convince themselves i'm wrong
>>
>>53851083
There's no dubstep on it
>>
The girl you care about is probably being pounded by some alpha and yet you are here at 2.11AM talking to other low functioning turbo autismo virgins
>>
>>53851130
>wanting to live forever
why? it'd get boring and depressing af
>>
>>53851155

think she might be a dyke actually
>>
>>53851148
Dance music by its very nature is trashy
>>
>>53851155
ah fucks sake thought it was about 1:27 tb.h
>>
>>53851148
do you like dubstep senpai?
>>
>>53851158
>progress in medicine
>literature
>physics
>mathematics
It gives me bad feels to know I'll never see humans leave the planet and colonize outside our solar system
>>
File: 1438149846168.png (79 KB, 300x225) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1438149846168.png
79 KB, 300x225
>Hello I am Canadian and I think I have a very eclectic taste in music, please be my friend british bros!!
>>
File: 023489657879.jpg (9 KB, 253x243) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
023489657879.jpg
9 KB, 253x243
>>53851155
the girl i like went back to germany after finishing her masters course and having slept with my mate after a party
>>
>>53851188
nah you'll be in the Welsh timezone
>>
File: 1452453056758.jpg (158 KB, 698x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452453056758.jpg
158 KB, 698x1024
I would "stick" my "willy" in her "bum" if you know what "I" mean
>>
>>53851155
annie is hardly an alpha male and its past 3 for me already you lying fuck
>>
>>53851201

depends if you can survive long enough for some form of life extension, stem cell research and dna sequencing will eventually allow you to repair organs with a simple injection. and then you need to live long enough for the next breakthrough and leap in lifespan.
>>
>Hello I am British and I have never had sex
>>
>>53851201
>It gives me bad feels to know I'll never see humans leave the planet and colonize outside our solar system
why do you even care?
what would be different if you were born in a reality where this was happening?

you're life would be equally as miserable either in some martial hole in the ground or urban shithole

technology doesn't increase freedom or quality of life in itself
>>
>>53851248
your fleshlight doesn't count tyler
>>
watching this channel 4 doc someone linked earlier. Guy they're interviewing said they've taken his passport away and if they gave all the radical muslims their passports back they'd all go off to syria

if they want to leave let them, just dont let them come back
>>
File: 4.png (117 KB, 320x263) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4.png
117 KB, 320x263
>wait until they figure out the human brain completely and how to translate it into computer code. then we'll be literally immortal. i honestly believe this day will come eventually
>>
what were you like at school lads? did you have many friends? did you join any clubs?
>>
>>53851223
what did he mean by this
>>
>>53851269
always had my little group of outcasts 2bh
>>
>>53851234
but children are still born and this planet has finite resources. keeping people who are already alive alive for far longer than normal is just a strain
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTlNlBFaYXE
like this one

>>53851260
wouldn't really be "you" then would it, just a facsimile programmed to mimic you
>>
>>53851258
holy fucking shit that's actually my name. . . . .

4chan hacker strikes again
>>
>tfw got a date with a Swedish girl this weekend and a Chinese girl on Tuesday
>tfw IRL flag collecting
>>
File: file.png (168 KB, 624x585) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
file.png
168 KB, 624x585
new meme lads
>>
>>53851269
>clubs
>at school

billionaire tory posh bent wankers OUT
>>
>I'm 23 from the UK. I'm married, a Mum & a Step-Mum.

fucking hell lads
>>
>>53851311
Chinese girls are trouble
>>
>>53851311
ree
>>
>>53851295
can you imagine a world in which no children are born and everyone is immortal and hundreds of years old? new talent, new creativity, new thought would be strangled off. this sounds like a horrible scenario
>>
File: bae.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bae.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>those facial expressions
what did she mean by this?
>>
>>53851269
i hung around with all the normie lads but i never spoke to girls at all
>>
>>53851180
DnB isn't really comparable with the rest of mass produced EDM shite

There are a few shitty sellout producers like Sigma, Matrix & Futurebound, Fresh, and Chase & Status, but for the most part it's pretty honest

>>53851192
Not really, no
>>
I love stimulants but urge to fap is too much desu
>>
File: 1.png (405 KB, 959x712) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1.png
405 KB, 959x712
Reading Kaiser Wilhelm's autobiography


I don't think he likes the English
>>
>>53851269
had a few friends but I didn't really get on well with people
Played hockey for a couple of years

>>53851324
at my school every teacher had to run a club so there was all these random small clubs no one would hear off unless someone else told you about them or you had the teacher for a class
>>
>>53851343

or those people will live so long that they'll acquire levels of understanding once thought impossible
>>
>>53851343
We will sail to the West
the Age of the European is over
now Negroes must inherit middle earth
>>
>>53851383
>>53851383
>>53851383
>>53851383
>>53851383
>>53851383
new thread yanks don't click
>>
>>53851381
>Played hockey for a couple of years
is hockey considered a posh sport in the uk?
>>
>>53851269
ultra quiet until mid 11th year where I went a bit crazy and people either liked or hated me
>>
>>53851311
I bet the chink has seen more japseyes than a oriental optician and the swede has probably been railed by abdul to the point her minge resembles a bucket of smashed crabs
>>
>>53851378
yet he wrote it in english???????
check mate continentals
>>
>>53851327
How so?
>>
>>53851350
she has dead looking eyes
creeps me out
>>
File: 1432740382325s.jpg (11 KB, 235x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432740382325s.jpg
11 KB, 235x250
>>53851269
I was the "quiet girl" until everyone found out I sucked off the nerdy assistant teacher, and then I was known as the slut

[spoiler]I am[/spoiler]
>>
>>53851295

Africa China and India will be mostly wiped out by a megavirus

Women will average 1 child each

We'll have multiple comets pushed into earth/moon orbit for mining purposes
>>
>>53849800
who is dis
>>
>>53851269
High achiever. Quiet, lots of friends in different groups but no core squad. Got semi attractive in like year 11 and started sleeping around.
>>
>>53851269
skipped tons
bounced around groups
decent grades last 2 years
>>
gona show her my d long
Thread replies: 330
Thread images: 69
Thread DB ID: 454405



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.