hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
That was literally months ago, lad. Keep up with my blog.
Ummmm nice try sweetie x
anyone got the template for the british isles equivalent to this?
Think mandatory conscription and deployment would bring the immigrants and native whites together, while most of the pakis would throw a tantrum and protest and bomn shit and not want to go the ones who are forced to go might think things a little different when they fight with are lads
tbf I think pakis are a lost cause but i'm more on about blacks and eastern euros in this case
wew a sierra when was this photo taken?
>Why yes, m'lady, I do use Clover
>I don't like to compromise my 'chon experience when I'm on the go, as it were
The interviewer was a nice, westernised Indian fella. Theyre in one of those trendy tech parks that have an 'old warehouse juxtaposed against technology' aesthetic
>(TW) Now IV heroin use is killing millions of white American kids my age. That needs to be taken seriously.
Total heroin OD deaths in the USA 2013 (all ages): 8,257
>haha can you imagine living in some frozen shithole
i do CS so know not much about electronics but he said they're gonna invite me back for the 2nd interview so it went alright i guess
he was asking me shit about ROP and buffer overflows and stuff too weeew
With the fan, if I can get positioned properly, I can get flung up extremely high.
And I mean high.
Crime and Punishment
Catcher in the Rye
(The Old Man and the Sea - I'm actually half way through it right now)
The Great Gatsby
Brave New World
So that's 7.5
I've also read some great books that should definitely be on there, e.g. A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and perhaps On the Road although that is a bit overrated.
Name I call you:
How old do you look?
Would I text you?
Are we close?
Are you worth my time?
What are we?
Do I like your profile picture?
Have you ever made me laugh or smile:
Have you ever made me mad:
Name in my phone:
Should you put this as your status:
old mans war
when you turn 75 you can (if u want) join the colonial defence force and head up the space elevator and you get put in a new supersoldier body in return for 4 years service
good series 2 b h
documentary about my area lads
As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.
I would say one thing sucks is when you fall in love with a client but choose to stay working over taking a chance at love :(
I had a client that walked into my life and was not only the best crazy sex of my life that I had but a really cool freaken person...saw him outside the job like 4times and each time it was Great...we went on awesome dates and I thought everything was cool...till it wasn't. ..of course like all clients ....he wanted me to get out of this biz. ..like right away because it was too fucken weird for him to see me while I was still sleeping with other men for money
unfortunately for him as much as I liked him and could probably fall in love with him quick...I was too new to this biz to quit...
I had all these plans and goals and I was only a month in and decided to say goodbye to a great potential love and continue working
definitely one of the worst things I experienced with this job so far..
*subtly nods towards my missus standing nearby indicating I can not tell you at the momment*
>Why hello there didn't I mention I was from south east England
Yeah he is shilling for it, there's a link to it in his description. Got to make shekels off those shite rants. He's even giving away money if you watch his videos, what a transparent twat.
OK lads what can I add to this?
I'm going to estimate a target score and then add about 5 points to it each week and the idea is I become more of a normie
also i have another spreadsheet for the "work" column so everything's fine there
>alcohol is the only cure for my crippling anxiety
yes that's me haha
this has genuinely worked for increasing my productivty with relation to uni work tbf
not too much though because i have an exam tomorrow and i am doing this haha
no respect if you
use reddit flags
have any piercings or tattoos
don't eat meat
don't take drugs
don't wank to facebook pictures
don't read at least 2 books a month
watch lesbian porn
unironically watch hollywood films
can't grow a beard
don't support your local team
shazam is an app on your phone that listens to music then tells you the song name
so basically this girl asked to use it then saw the names of a load of nazi war songs as my most recent searches kek
this is in the process of getting knocked down though
degenerate thoughts of girls with tiny willies
un ironically want to bury my dick in amy schumers flabby ass tbqh
Pinocchio's wooden nose grows longer when he does something naughty
>yes I am somewhat of a "regular", you could say, at the local library
yes, watching normie shows is good for conversation whereas watching anime and stuff isn't practically useful
it isn't really that much of an achievement - not wanking more than twice a day for a week would give me 7, which would be a higher achievement than going to the gym and having three conversations
im not a wank addict really so its not a huge deal for me
GF's parent [taking piss]: why do you buy jeans that have holes in?
Me: I didn't, I got them whilst fucking your daughter doggy on ya patio.
Any good date movies on at the pictures this weekend? Thought I'd treat the body pillow to dinner and a movie.
>Why is there always one guy making these fedora posts?
>Why is there always one guy making these fedora posts?
hmmmmm not sure about that
2 feels right for me, i think any less than that and i'd be hankering for a wank quite regularly.
3 i only do if im procrasturbating which is obviously not good. 2 a day is healthy for me i think
Chavs who want a job GUIDE:
Shave off nike tick in hair
Have a shower
Stop saying "senpai"
Go to interview
Don't threaten anyone
>Why do you feel you you're right for the role of Claims Assessor within the Compliance Department of an insurance company
gonna have to answer this question tomorrow desu lads i've been reading through tons of shit about malpractice and insurance shit but i'm still bricking it
I listen to marches way too often. Originally got into them through turkish folk music about a year ago.
These have all been favorites of mine at one point or another:
I have to get up at 5:30 and I can't sleep
>mfw I used all my gear at the weekend
I'm unironically running my lighter under used pieces of foil trying smoke anything I might of missed to get some poppy induced sleep
>implying they didn't have some banging choons