Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53838172
お疲れ様でした

2nd for glorious japan

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>>53838172
1st for top banter nippon

China always can't handle our banz

>>53838172
First for maisie and cara

poop floating on a surface of Onsen pool

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第*のレスはキリスト教のために

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNg5Xfn76C4
Does the "Rainbow Mountain" bit at the end really sound like Lainbow to English speakers as people are saying in the comments?
Does this mean that the Japanese R sound closer to the English L than R?

>>53838172
いちおつ

>>53838408
>>>>>/brit/

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whats the name of the tokio red light district?

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>>53838496
>lainbow mountain

>>53838493
もうダメだ
寝ている太い人以外はこの時代の信者がいない

>>53838750
出て行け, they'll scream it when they see your mug

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋfu
I got thrown out of school partly because I was addicted to this thread
Without this degree I have no chance to study in Korea so I will have to forget about having a korean girlfriend
I have to get a place at a community college in canada or my parents will throw me out
This thread destroyed my life and my dream
Forget about the comfort women and dokdo you japs made many korean girls very sad because I can't be their bf anymore
fuck you 2bh

>>53838750
Yoshiwara. But gaijins is not welcomed because of huge size of dick which is supposed to break up vaginas.

>>53838812
>implying a guy, who can't even write a single sentence in German without committing horrible crimes against grammar and spelling, was able to enter a university
Or was it a FH?

>>53838750
We used to call an area where prostitution is allowed as '赤線地帯' which literally means 'red line district' in Japanese.
I wonder if origin of this word come from an English word of 'red light district'

>>53839202
We call it the same in German basicly. I think red light just has something erotic

>>53838496
Yes, it's close to L than a hard R.

>>53839398
closer*

>>53839275
Nowadays, pink is more considered erotic than red in Japan.

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>>53838812
whats the name of the berlin red light ditrict?

>>53839540
Fickdichduspasti

>>53839540
Hamburg is more famous for red light disrict, I think.

>>53839540
dieturkischenhaus

>>53839636
*das
*türkische

>>53839540
liebeninmuschistrasse

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>>53838408
Cara mentioned

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>>53839590
一瞬、hamburgerに見えて「ファッ!?」ってなったww

>>53838750
It's called Shinjuku-nichome. Don't forget and must go there.

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>>53839701
>germs outside of /deutsch/ are more willing to help lesser beings with learning German
I'll never understand this

>>53839891
/deutsch/ is filled with the worst people this country has to offer. If you ever want advice on anything German related go anywhere but there.

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はよう

>>53839745
thanks mr skeltal

ちんこを出してくれ

>>53838082
>Even some of our girls look like non Japanese
The girls in that picture are white though

>>53840026
断る

>>53839965
Exactly what I think about /fr/, please don't go there.

>>53840078
お前のちんぽをなめたいな

だれでもは日本人の知恵を知っていますか?学校の終わりでもらいました

>>53839873
ペルーなりに場所だろうw

>>53840176
却下

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>>53840126
Don't listen to this guy, /fr/ is a really friendly place.

THIS IS ホモスレッド

>>53839965
Exactly what I think about /Japs/, please don't go there.

>>53839398
Never knew that! Thanks.

>>53840126
>>53839965
Surprising. I'd tell the exact same thing about /japanese thread/ to foreigners in other /int/ threads.

誰かがセクシーボイ?

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>>53840404
This guy.

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>>53839965
Also, I always end up confusing "die" and "das", is it like in spanish and portuguese where you have no easy way of telling if the word is masculine or feminine (if you're not native that is)? you just have memorize which ones are which

I remember long ago my uncle (who knows a bit more german than I) telling that while in portuguese sun and moon are mas/fem respectively, in german is die sonne und das mond

>>53840403
Maybe we're all the same no matter what /pol/ tries to tell us

to be honest, lang-8 is way more useful website than /Jap/ on 4chan.

>>53840513
Yeah...there is no rhyme or reason. The only advice I can give you is that all diminituives are neutral, but that's about it, sorry.

Mond is masculine, der Mond, seems like they're just the other way around, compared to portuguese

http://www.zeit.de/video/2015-06/4279495810001/gesellschaft-japans-maenner-verlernen-den-sex#autoplay

>Japanese men unlearn how to have sex

Hope Nipponbros can understand even though german narrator talks over everything

>>53840453
イエス!好き!このやつは知ってる。

>>53840403
There's always friendly and helpful people here. The only problem is the trolls.

language 8 is great. i post rants in japanese and people correct them.

>>53840688
This! If the worst 5 trolls were banned on sight, this thread would function much better.

>>53840719
Political stuff?

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>>53839791
あなたはbaconatorを食べてみる

>>53840744
I agree

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>>53840606
いつもダンケシューン

>>53838931
I want to believe.

>>53840606

>all diminituives are neutral

Warte echt?
Das Hündchen
Das Mädchen
Das Hänslein
Das Kasperle
Das Frauchen
Das Männchen
Das Zünglein an der Waage
Das Spieglein Spieglein an der Wand


BOAH KRASS ALTER
Warum ist mir das noch nie aufgefallen?

>>53840983
>>53840513
>>53840606
What function does gender even serve?

>>53841047
There are certain cases were homophones have a different gender, but usually none.

おはよう 日本人の友達!

子猫のお尻は英語で分かります - Kitten's butt. But does it mean something other than that, like is it some kind of saying with deeper meaning?

>>53841047

Language simply evolved like that. Latin had gender. Dunno if we got it from Latin or if the old germanic language also already had language.
I'd guess the germanic language also started out with genders because "Sonne" is female and "Mond" is male while it's the other was round in latin languages

>>53840899
どういたしまして

>>53839745
>ugly, annoying, retarded eyebrows, autistic and anorexic
could this fucking bitch be any worse, I don't think so

>>53841400
>could this fucking bitch be any worse
Don't answer it anons, he's being rhetorical!

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>>53841047
allows you to more easily explain what you're trying to say while using less words and reduces the chance of misunderstandings

Catch is you have to store more words in your memory

But yeah more or less what >>53841235 said, I read once that turkic and finno-ugric languages don't even have a separate "he" and "she" you have just one word to describe in third person.

>>53840719
Yes!
I make many foreign friends through our language exchange.

>>53833724
not really, also I don't care about german dutch girls

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What I'm trying to find out is, why the hell would someone name their cafe "Kitten's arse"?

Japan sucks

>>53833724
One speaks German the other one usually speaks Dutch. If the German one is drunk they might be difficult to tell apart

>>53840625

Hi, get mad pls?
Where are you cucks?

Japan is at its best when it embraces foreign influence.
This is a historical fact.

>>53841616
Does radiation count as foreign influence?

>>53840552
If it had not been for itt, I couldn't have known 下ネタ and memes in English tho.

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>mfw I wasn't born in the UK, the US or the other based countries.
>mfw I've never been attacted to our girls.
>mfw I would rather have gf from the UK, the US...etc etc

My life is painful.

>>53841513
Sounds cozy

子猫のお尻、誰か分からなければなりません?

>>53841616

Only when you accept glorious german influence.
You should get more Arbeit and Krankenhäuser

>>53841760
It might have tapeworm in there though.

>>53841527
IKR

>>53841754

haha >>53840625

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>>53841513
animal's arse is 2kawaii4us

>>53841754
>US
>based country
simply lmao

>>53841766
柔らかくて暖かい感じだな

>>53841821
Girls might have worse lingering inside, and you still want to be inside of them

>>53841802
Arbeit macht Frei?

>>53841472
>you have just one word to describe in third person.
Native American languages had that as well. You just described most things as "we" as far as I know.

>>53841481
I'll meet nice friends?

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>>53841766
>子猫のお尻
これ?

>>53841197
子猫のお尻 isn't saying. And it doesn't have deeper meaning.

>>53841894
Nah Arbeit macht Geld, Urlaub macht frei

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>>53841904
抱きたくてたまらない

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>>53841754
>US
>based country

>>53841802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbu2Ztdeaps

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>twf no 3D kitten's arse

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いってきます!

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>>53842122
行ってらっしゃい、ソマリア君

>>53842024
This is exactly how our country is supposed to work though. If it's Muslims that have understood what our democracy should be, then I am ok with that. They're doing exactly what they should be doing which is electing people who will represent them well.
I think as a non Japanese I also understand the spirit of Japan better than Japanese. I feel like many Japanese have a lot of baggage and indoctrination. Since I grew up elsewhere I can appreciate Japan more than native Japanese.

こんばんは

>>53841472
Hungarian only has ő for 3rd person and instead of genders, you get vowel harmony

>>53841047
and also on the topic of genders, explain this:
in English, sometimes when talking about ships, you use "she" and not "it", right?

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>>53841754
>tfw you realise you were twice as likely to be born a cute Japanese girl instead of a British male

>>53842282
Not using its for countries and ships sounds very nostalgic I guess. You don't have to do it nowadays. You might in a poem or song

What's the best hentai? I like Eroge! H mo Game mo Kaihatsu Zanmai and Wanna. Spartansex Spermax!!!

>>53842282
>you use "she" and not "it", right?
Yep. I think it's one of the only cases of gender in the language. And that's because people living aboard them spent so much time upon them they came to know them as their women/mothers.

>>53842024
I live 10 minutes from Hamtramck and didn't know that. Ugh.

>>53842439
>I love democracy only if it always goes my way

>>53842545
>that's exactly what he said

>>53842305
>cute Japanese girl
>cute

I think about 0.01% Japanese girls are.
British girls(or Irish/Scottish girls) are more attractive to me.(I can't tell the difference between Irish girls and Scottish girls though)

>>53842651
Maybe you don't read English well enough to understand things like his tone, what he's implying, etc. people from the same country share a lot of background info too. I can understand a lot about who he is and what else he believes just from that one line. It's understandable if you can't though.

>>53842910
I was fucking joking dude, calm down.

>>53842799

That's mainly because your exposure to european girls is mostly your media that only shows the most beautiful of all, while the other way round it's the same for us and japanese girls.

You both don't know the ugly side of each other's country

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やっぱり全員同じに見える…

>>53843173
韓国の話で盛り上がろうぜ!

>>53843167
....maybe yeah, German bro.

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>>53843167
>You both don't know the ugly side of each other's country
this

>>53842225
>I think as a non Japanese I also understand the spirit of Japan better than Japanese.
K…ken sama?

>>53843246
火に油を注ぐな

>>53843302
Through his noble sacrifice he was born again

>>53841845
>>53841913
分かりました。ありがとうございました!

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I don't know much about K-pop, but some of their music are really good to be honest.

>やっぱり音楽を聞くのは落ち着く
or
>やはり音楽を聞くのは落ち着く

is one of these better than the other?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiZCR2MzZxc

>>53843173
同じに見えるなら日本の女を口説かずに慰安婦を持ってくださいね、朝鮮半島から。
こないだも無視したわ、害人からのメール。

>>53843402
どういたしまして!

>>53843335
Joking.

>>53843437
I feel that both are wrong.

>>53842365

Help pls

>>53843437
やはり and やっぱり mean the same thing, I think やっぱり is more used

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>>53838493
お前らの邪教はアメリカ様に駆逐されたわwww >>53841705 感謝しろ野蛮な南蛮人が

>>53843437
*やっぱり音楽を聞くと落ち着く
*やはり音楽を聞くと落ち着く

the former is better and the latter sounds a bit .....rigid...I don't know what to say but we don't say like that(やはり音楽を聞くと落ち着く) when we are with our friends.

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NUKED ポルトカスwwwww

>>53843786
Do they talk about Hiroshima and Nagasaki in school?

>>53843587
http://exhentai.org/g/220220/2839b9987f/

>>53843779
thank you desu

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>>53843932
You are welcome.

>>53843899
Yes, of course.

>>53842225
>I think as a non Japanese I also understand the spirit of Japan better than Japanese.

Holy shit Ken-sama survived the Earthquake and Tsunami after all.

>>53843173
ポルトガル人に見える

>>53843779
I have a question:
Do changes like from 腹立つ to 腹立たしい only work for some verbs?

>>53844284
t. 決してポルトガル人を直に見なかったプロクシさん

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>>53844435
そうなの

>>53844435
Definitely not proxy.

>>53844357
>Do changes like from 腹立つ to 腹立たしい only work for some verbs?
>some verbs

I think this kind of change only happens with 腹立つ.

>>53844780
I got one more, 輝かしい
But I guess it doesn't really matter when you can't do that for every verb

I'll ask a different way then: is there a regular way to get an adjective from any verb?

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働かないも勉強しない日本からニートはまだ起きらなかったのか?

>>53845030
たい
ような

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Objectively the best thing to come from Japan

>>53845165
ニート生活はなんとも暗い

>>53845030
>an adjective from any verb

白くなる(verb) 白い(adj)
痛くなる(verb) 痛い(adj)
....
....etc etc

Sorry but I have no idea other than these simple way right now.

We even don't memorize a certain way of the changes to be honest.
We just memorize the words individually or the phrases that we hear or see.

>>53845165
It's 8:28 am here in Japan.
NEET in Japan may be sleeping right now.

>>53845317
>come from Japan
I've never seen such as a chocolate brand tho

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Objectively the best thing to come from Germany

>>53846068

But it says Nippon

>>53846194

Uh... Baumkuchen?

>>53846265
Yes!
But I've heard Baumkuchen isn't popular in Germany.

>>53845693
I learned Japanese by first learning the basics and then going through the changes because they're so regular. For example you learn what -たい is and once you know how to use it with one 五段動詞, one 一段動詞, you're done because it's the same thing for the rest.
The only verbs where you have to memorize the changes for the stem are 来る、する
and then stuff like 行く -> 行って (and not 行いて)

The principle is the same in Hungarian so that helped a bit, too.

>>53846362

I never ate one. I wouldn't call it unpopular, but it's rather something you don't find in germany although for some reason germany is know for it.
Most popular cake in germany is probably the "Bienenstich"

>>53846362
>and then stuff like 行く -> 行って (and not 行いて)
You basically learn it as soon as you learn the -te form. It's pretty intuitive anyway, cause such short and common verbs are likely to be shortened like that.

>>53846535
the regularity is really nice, it also means that if you hear a conjugated verb, but you don't know it's meaning, you can easily take away the suffixes to get the dictionary form.

too bad my uni doesn't have a Japanese class, could've gotten some free credits from that

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死んだスレ

糞レズでこのスレが再生される

中韓から移民したやつがスレ主になったのか?と思いながら入ってきたら、案外平和なスレで良かった。

>>53847571
Japanese thread will never die.

>>53848847
今はもう誰もいませんけどね。

>>53848895
この時間は日本人はみんな大学で講義を受けたり夜遅くまで仕事してたり大変だろうからね。

My life is brilliant.

>>53848847
>中韓から移民したやつ

お前なw

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>>53848967
WAHEYY

>>53848895
一応いるっちゃいるんだけど、書くことないから書いてないだけ…

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>>53848967
It pleases me that you have found happiness.

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>>53849117
Sorry, wrong picture

>>53840186
本の名前?

>>53848952
こっちは期末試験に勉強してます。

>>53849061
私もそうです。

もうこの冬は寒くならないと思ったら朝 -17℃になってた。日本ではどうですか?

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>>53849188
That's a scary picture, anon. Please post cuter things in the future.

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>>53849261
white people can't be scary

この時間帯はヨーロッパのターンなの?

>>53848997
そうか、お前か(笑)

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>>53849413
はい

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>>53848847
中国へ反撃するのに作った日本鬼子の画像でどうしてその発想になったww

>>53849188
kek

>>53849236
>-17C
>-
想像がつかない…。

今自分のところ(西日本の田舎の平野部)は外気温3Cです。昨日めずらしく雪が積もったんだけど、まだその雪が屋根とか道の端にちらほら残ってます。
山のほうは多分凍結で通行止めになってると思う。

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>>53849413
別に、ここで午前1時ですから眠ってきます、次週は試験があるので勉強するため明日早く起きなきゃ。

それじゃあ、皆さん、甘い夢

>>53849502
>>53849702
おやすみ

>>53849642
職場に毎日歩いて通ってる人たち可哀想…
こっちは土日からの雪すら溶けぬまま残ってます。
試験は25日なので別にスーパーだけ行って済むのは本当助かります。
勉強する気はあまり出ないんですけどね。

>>53849702
お休み

Are japanese people nice?

>>53849935
Absolutely not

>>53849413
こっちは眠いから寝たいけど、したいことがいっぱいあるので寝たくないという自分との戦いの時間帯だな

>>53844357
動詞未然形+しい の形があるもの
羨む→羨ましい
騒ぐ→騒がしい
喜ぶ→喜ばしい
微笑む→微笑ましい
勇む→勇ましい
悼む→悼ましい

+わしい なら
忌む→忌まわしい
穢れる→穢らわしい
紛れる→紛らわしい
嗅ぐ→嗅がわしい→芳しい(かぐわしい)
とかも

>>53850003
This.
So don't come to Japan.
We don't need Baka- Gaijin.

>>53844087
Are these conjoined twins?

>>53850166
hi jap

>>53849870
フィリピンで雪⁉︎ って思ったらチェコ君だった

>>53850166
I was fucking with him you autistic fuck, he ask a retarded question

>>53850436
Many people have trouble understanding jokes in this thread it seems.

>>53850139
知ってるのに何故か思い浮かばなかった。
でも、結局この形があり得るかどうかは別々に覚えるしかありませんね。

ふと思ったのですが、日本語での高低アクセントはどのくらい重要ですか?調べてみたら東京式や京阪式や無アクセントの地域まであって日本語勉強者ならアクセントが混ざるかもしれませんからね。ガキ使とか見過ぎたら…

>>53850324
前にも同じようなことありました

>>53850436
Fucking L O L

Maybe he should be replying the same.

>>53849870
>土日からの雪すら溶けぬまま残って
言外に情感の込められた美しい日本語
なんか素敵

Wasn't paying too much attention to last thread, just saw someone answered my question about visa. Thank you a lot, you beautiful individual <3

whats your opinion on sex tourists?

>>53850672
>日本語での高低アクセントはどのくらい重要ですか?
重要ではありません、と言うことができます。
中国語のようにアクセントで意味が変わる言葉もありますが、日本人は普通文脈で意味を推測しながら話を聞きます。何しろ、主語すら推測しながら話をする民族ですからねw

>>53850672
こちらから話す分には東京式の標準語アクセントで全国どこでも通じるよ。
テレビの関西訛りが混ざるぐらいなら全然大丈夫、けど諸々の理由からなるべく標準語アクセントを意識して覚えることをおすすめしますよ。
実際に会話するとなると問題になるのは、むしろ相手の出身地かもしれない。方言がきつい地域が結構あって、そういう地方の出の人だと何言ってるか本当に分からないことがある。
本人たちは決してわざとやってるわけじゃないんですけどね…。

>>53850965
The. F?
He's a dull shitposter, French banter is just bugging unlike Aussie and Brits.

>>53850766
ゲームやる甲斐あったみたいですね

>>53851004
そうですよね…

>>53851229
さつま方言やずうずう弁は聞き取りにくいですよね。
ドイツでも相手が若者でないと方言を聞き取るの難しい、学校で習ったドイツ語と違いが多すぎる…

>>53851355
>さつま方言
そう、まさにそれw
鹿児島出身の人とは最初本当にコミュニケーション取れなかった
あの独特のグルーヴ感はクセになるといえばなるけど

>>53849935
All countries have nice people and scum.

>>53851288
He's just lonely, anon.

もうすぐ午前4時ですので寝ます。
皆さん、お休み。
もう起きてる方にはいい一日を…

きたちょうせん

I'm taking a Japanese literature in English class this semester.

It's pretty comfy. Almost all grills too.

>>53852426
Murasaki-shikibu or Haruki Murakami?

If I was stuttering would it be きー君 or き-きみ?

>>53852633
>not Dazai

hello, are there any japanese male non-virgins here?
how do you get a japanese girl to have sex with you??
does she expect the man to do everything?

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>>53852872
>are there any japanese male non-virgins here?

>>53838496
MOANING LESCUE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY

>>53852872
if everything means money, yes

>>53853081
what if she is my girlfriend?
does she still expect money???

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>>53852872
>how do you get a japanese girl to have sex with you??
You have to be nice and also attractive, and demonstrate financial stability, and buy her nice things.

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>>53853032
Moshi moshi de geso desu

>>53853119
if you two are getting married then she would instantly change her attitude and order you to start saving money

>>53853267
hmm, but saving money is good so i don't see any problem
i guess i will have to marry her soon

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(´･ω･`)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dLck9MSFjR

(´･ω･`)

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>>53853327
g...ganbatte

>>53853464
Where is this guy from?

>>53853582
anime

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>>53853417
Sugeh...

>>53853417
LOLOLMAO

一 one line
二 two lines
三 three lines

四 a box with moon runes why

Hi
So they say ieyasu tokugawa had a body double called motonobu serada how come i can't find any info on it in english or was it made up

>>53854199
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo

Konichiwa

My apartment just got robbed. Once again had a gun pointed to my face. Once again I survived.

Was thinking about quitting smoking cigarettes but nah fuck that. Life's too short.

Than God once again.

>>53854499
It will get shorter if you keep smoking.

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>>53854499
>get robbed
>praise jesus afterwards

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ただいま!

Evens fap
odds Not fap

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>>53854674
>4

>>53854674
what are you going to masturbate to

>>53854199
Why Japanese people why!?

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>>53854674
evens aisu
odds aisu

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China is the "in" "country" right now. Don't you think?

ayy lmao

>>53854199
亖

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>ryan boundless still hasnt killed himself yet

>>53854989

nah, korea is

>>53854199
the most not funny "comedy video" i've seen. i thought that japs have sense of humor

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>>53854696
I ended up going for shota milf incest

Good stuff

btw... does anyone have original video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d66hWMihVv4
without this "circles" in the middle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzG2LjVG6xY

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XXDEAD
THREAD

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>>53856435
All the nihonjins are at school or work. They'll be back in a few short hours, fear not.

>>53856485
no they are sleeping desu

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>>53856539
It is currently 3:09pm in Japan. It's a safe enough assumption that the majority of them are awake at this hour.

Except maybe the NEETs and hikis

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>>53856589
I am here

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>>53856589
BAITED

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>>53856613
Do you like mahjong

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>>53856613
You are not a nihonjin.

Shouldn't you still be in school at this hour though? I thought they didn't finish until the late afternoon in Japan.

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red passport GET

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>>53856674

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>>53856651
I do not know what that is

Is it not Notches company?

>>53856663

disˌkriməˈnāSHən
差別

こんちわ

>>53855155
The man who broke the system.

why are you guys here instead of 2ch or 2chan?

>>53856884
Because we want to talk with foreiners

>>53855284
I-I-Its a joke senpai...

korea 朝鮮 morning.. some crazy shit
china 中国 in country

It's a play on words of in, like the in crowd. No okay I'm sorry. :'( I love you.

>>53856884
Because I don't speak Japanese.

>>53856884
>why are you guys here instead of 2ch or 2chan?
I'm pretty bad at Japanese

>>53856923
because they don't let me to post on 2ch

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>>53856809

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGctVoeyRU

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>>53857116

>>53857025
They do though

>>53857222
Do they? I thought they were very anti-gaijin.

My school is ip ranged by them.

How do I say "Where is that", when talking about a picture someone showed me? 何処そのですか?

>>53857276
I just checked, they do
maybe not on all boards?

>>53857354
I think you can post on the DESIGNATED gaijin board

Right now japs are checking the clock every 10 minutes, waiting for their miserable jobs to end at 6pm so they can get on the subway train, grope some women and then go home and fap to hentai

>>53856884
real japs aren't here.

Oyasuminasai mina

>>53857417
They are checking when their boss leaves, not what time it is. They are probably going home around 9pm

>>53857417
>japan
>jobs end at 6pm

Lol I've read Japs work a 6am - 9pm schedule. Getting out at 6pm sounds like vacation.

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>>53857618
And then he's 'obliged' to go out for drinks afterwards.

今ここにいるイギリス人とかは眠くないんですか?
早起き?

Herro Jap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sccg1CZzi4

What is the lady singing about in this song? can u give me brief summary, Thank arigato guh-zai masssssssssssssssssss

>>53857349
bumpu

I don't get it,sorry small chink

>>53857349
このブサイクはだれですか

how do i learn japanese? i took jap 1 and 2 at uni, but i had to talk to people in person so it was hard

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>>53858141

>>53858141
anime

>>53854275
h-hello?

bump for answers

>>53858197
i see へ and 女, but the rest is idk man

>>53858209
i don't like anime

>>53858287
怒, anger

奴 is a slave, anger is to be slave of the heart

YW!!!

>>53858054
She's singing about a person who she misses a lot
But at the same time she's singing about ever changing seasons

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I want to fuck Clownpiece

>>53858339
thank you, i will remember it forever, because of your unique teaching method

>>53858467

you can't have sex with a cartoon m8

>>53858386
なっんじゃこりゃあああ

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Hello

Do Japanese think she is cute?

>>53858621
Chicken McNuggets

>>53858737
FUCKING HIDEOUS

>>53858839
needs some greenery

>>53858737
looks like snake

who is the best japanese musician senpai

im not asking /mu/ they're a bunch of faggots

>>53858910
definitely Nezumi Senpai

>>53858910
Nakajima Miyuki

>>53858963
this

お腹の中が暖かいのでいっぱ~い

>>53858928
damn this is actually great

>>53858910
MONYHORSE

>>53859011
それ病気だよ

>>53859109
やだ怖い
どうしたらいい

>>53859120
お湯を飲んでお腹の中のものを吐き出そう

>>53858910
久保田利信