Get in and fool around
it's a strange accent from California that only girls speak
yeah it does sound humorous so people will probably take you less seriously with a Russian accent, still sounds cool though
The fucking "you will regret this"
Goddamn it. Had me fucking rolling.
Can anyone who knows some mandarin post some mandarin for me to read? Or if you don't know mandarin and you want to hear someone speak it slowly post some.
I started learning a few months ago and I want to practice some more speaking at home
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!
>chewing with your mouth open
anon you are disgusting
>Tongue in position of "R" sound (strong r)
>Lips in whistle position
>Suck air in (You don't try to move your tongue that fast manually, it doesn't work.)
>You are now the fastest brazilian on the planet
Hard mode: Close your lips with just barely having any air between them to get a sound that I don't know how to describe
It's too fucking good. /int/ should read more of these things. My classes start again today though, so I'll be at uni in an hour. I've only got one class today so if there are any threads when I get back I'll read some chapters.
yeah... "chewing with my mouth open"... that's exactly what I was doing......
I wouldn't know since I'm not a muslim myself
But I'm already in my country m8 :^)
The neighbors got fucking grade-A mad
"Moszkva (oroszul, cirill betűkkel: Mocквa) Oroszország fővárosa és elsődleges politikai, gazdasági, pénzügyi és oktatási és közlekedési központja, Európa legnagyobb és legnépesebb városa. A Moszkvai területen, a Moszkva folyó partján fekszik, szövetségi jelentőségű város. A legenda szerint a kijevi nagyfejedelem, Jurij Dolgorukij alapította, bár az első írásos emlékek a városról 1147-ből származnak. "
Same for Budapest in Russian:
Бyдaпéшт (вeнг. Budapest (инф.) [ˈbudɒpɛʃt]) — cтoлицa Beнгpии и caмый кpyпный гopoд cтpaны. Пo чиcлeннocти нaceлeния, cocтaвлявшeй нa янвapь 2014 гoдa 1,745 млн житeлeй, Бyдaпeшт зaнимaeт в Eвpoпeйcкoм coюзe вocьмoe мecтo. Гopoд oбpaзoвaлcя в 1873 гoдy в peзyльтaтe cлияния нecкoльких вeнгepcких гopoдoв: Пeштa, pacпoлoжeннoгo нa вocтoчнoй cтopoнe peки Дyнaй, Бyды и Oбyды, зaнимaющих зaпaдный бepeг Дyнaя.
Fuck, just re-listening to it now, it sounds really fucking disgusting, I thought at first that it would be funny and all and that people won't get as disgusted as they got because I thought that all boys lube it up and jerk it from time to time but now I know that what I did was disgusting and I regret it, I tried to delete my reply but I couldn't a lot of time has passed since I posted it, I'm sorry guys for making you listen to my disgusting shit.
dont worry about it
this >>53835281 sounds to me like:
"Budapeest, engerski Budapeest. zastdasflsagdhjszaiutfrhasjkhfglkjapédg dasiufzhsaigziasd fsdafzsidafutgisazdftg dsiazf ashhdfiusdafuztsatfzusadt"
milyen értelemben? :D Nem néztem magyar tvt már vagy 10 éve. Arra tippelek hogy szarul ejtettem ki dolgokat/bakiztam?
>does sound slavic but just a little bit
Yea, people say that a lot. I'm not sure how our language sounds to foreigners. One american said to my best friend that to him whenever she talked in hungarian it sounded like she was cursing and angry lol
Very good mate :D Hungarians could definitely understand you.
Elég buzisan hangzok úgy ahogy vagyok. Ha több érzelmet viszek bele, kigyúl a gép - meg én is :P
Well shit m8, I honestly know NOTHING about the Hungarian language, I only know some slavic words and letters, honestly. If you guys understood me, then I must be on the right track! (If I ever learn Hungarian that is...)
pretty funny fan fiction and good English
But I swear that it was just a joke, I mean I didn't really fap to that girl's voice, I recorded that in the morning, now it's night here where I live, and I wanted to post it in the previous vocaroo thread but the last vocaroo thread was at 290 replies so it almost reached the bump limit, so I waited until this new vocaroo thread was created to post it and the first vocaroo in it was one of girl's so I said to myself that I would reply to her with it so that it would be even funnier, but no it was just plain disgusting and gross and I totally regret it, I mean what the fuck was I thinking when I did it, how did I thought that it was a good idea... anyway trust me I regret it and I hope that I could delete that reply but I just can't because too much has passed
Thanks Portuguese man, maybe I'll post more chapters tomorrow, be on the lookout. Oh, and I forgive you, everyone's known to sperg sometimes. You're not an exception.
He's a fucking normie!
>implying your men will not die by superior russian men
>implying ukrainian myn have dicks
this whole situation is hilarious. thank you anon for making me kek so hard. i can rest peacefully now.
If you want to get your dick sucked so bad m8, then go put a vacuum cleaner on it, or better yet, go to your faggot little brother Misha.
pic related, it's your faggot little brother Misha
Oh man, c'mon, Misha's crying because he doesn't have your dick in his mouth... Be a good lad, and mouthfuck that kid.
ps stop breathing into your mic you fedora edgelord.
Well, it's banned in your country mate as it 'promotes homosexuality', the next time you think about watching it be careful of getting caught, cause your edginess in prison could get you murdered
this was long time ago, and recently I've seen some Ukrainians say that it's now banned in your country
Goodness me you're always so bright and cheery, bro :DDD Noice to see.
Maybe in a bit, got some tunez blaring out my normie box, sorry.
Just a little shout-out and much respect to Intermarché, they've finally started selling decent beer. Got me some Veltins and Krombacher. Big up the Bosch!
because those countries are now full of muslims and I'm indeed planning on moving to another country to continue my life in it but just not to those countries because I want to flee from muslims, I want to go to a country where there aren't any muslims or are very few
I'll reply you the chapters of this amazing sonic fanfiction abridged series, produced, directed and performed by me, right now, because I have some business to attend to.
Have a good night, and have a good beer.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vribcF8JjM chapter 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTRLCdhB5f chapter 2
Give me your thoughts, here or tomorrow in the next thread, I'll upload the entire series in chapters in the coming threads, so, if you want to read it beforehand, here you are:
Yes actually, Argentina was in the list of countries that I wanted to move to and is still is, because it's a South American country so that means that there are no muslims in there, and it's not like any South American country because Argentina is safe and is full of white awesome people, and also because living there only 2 years can grant you citizenship for life
Aight, but right now, I REALLY need to focus on my work, I'll get shit on if I don't get shit done.
What time does it usually take place in Athens standard time?
Oh and happy listening to the awful fanfic.
>What time does it usually take place in Athens standard time
These days it's usually on the weekends, Friday and Saturday. Starts maybe 8 or 9PM Athens times with me and one or two other people, but usually in full swing around 12AM.
Get free account here (don't even need to use a valid e-Mail), and request to join the group. http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
Then when we play someone will usually post here in the thread asking if someone else wants to play. We use the room "Nigel's A Broad".
Cheer up and giggle over medley I sent a m8 a few days back
>"The limo is broken," said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored.
This was was the reason I linked Sonic High School in the first place. Hands down the single greatest piece of literature that I have ever read, fictitious or otherwise.
If I'm able to do some, I will. My classes are both in the afternoon and late evening so my schedule might be a little tight.
Who wants to hear me fuck up my microphone with a high pitched series of whistles
Holy shit did you just autotune me wanking and orgasming 10/10 wondirfel byutifel ten outta ten laughed so goddamn hard holy fucking shit
Me singing just like yesterday, which some of you might remember from yesterday's thread
Reposting since I only got Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich to respond to my other post.
Holy shit 10/10
How do you do this stuff?
Anyway it's really hard to tell how good you sound because you're singing in a talking voice most of the time in the vocaroo, so it sounds closer to melodical talking. Sing something where you really put some volume into it (preferably something where you aren't slitting your wrists)
Why are you being so kind to me? I don't deserve it, only if it isn't your skype left here specially for me.