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british edition
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this is getting out of hand, I would really appreciate yanks fucking off
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maisie.
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malaise
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BTFO
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REKT
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DESTROYED
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Brush your teeth, you human filth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsdzZhLzi4

what did he mean by this
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Azusa
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maisie
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>sister is listening to Nicki Minaj - bees in the trap (?) very loudly

Kill me
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Release the hounds
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OBLITERATED
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Yoko
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Reminder to tolerate other cultures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmlVAG3MiRA&list=PL7AA46E25F40D5EF4&index=14
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ONE MILLION IN THE LAST YEAR AND 10 MILLION EXPECTED
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>>53829474
get me a pic of the other side just to see lad.
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https://poal.me/cudijb
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>brits getting BTFO in battle of the generals
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Thinking of doing a wank. Give me some patrician porn ideas
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BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
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>>53829573
maybe later lad it's hidden away now
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oh fugg lads
https://poal.me/cudijb
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>both Charles and William will become King in your lifetime
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>>53829592
foy fojf fonc fot
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>>53829607
come on lad just whip it out and give me a good look.
>>53829558
likely a lesbian.
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Welcome...
To Jurassic park

DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO
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>>53829622
who cares?
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LSD lads
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>>53829661
can't be bothered to fold it up again
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https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
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new
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gaggin for a shaggin
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fuckin hell you lot are obsessed with us. i say that as a britboo even
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TANG?
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>>53829661
Yoko is probably the straightest of all the Kinmozas

Yoko > Karen > Alice > Shino > Ayaya
In terms of straightness
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stop spamming the poll you bunch of plebs
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>>53829721
foy foy
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>>53829624

the monarchy will be abolished hopefully
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Fuck sake, lads

I'm actually going to have to spend 160 quid and 12+ hours travelling to pick up my laptop etc from the police station before they destroy it all in 2 weeks
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>>53829768
Rasheed
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wherever i go i don't fit in

sometimes i don't even feel at home here
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>>53829678
fuck off rasheed
this is our last chance at not embarrassing ourselves
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>>53829733
GRASHING THIS DYNASTY
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desiring a polish gf
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>>53829708
alri lads no pressure.

>>53829737
relative non lesbian.

And also Jun desu lads- literally the best anime character of all time.
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>>53829822
you do realise everyone hates /brit/?
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>>53829649
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>>53829156
hate these type of normie shit videos, he clearly isn't on 700ug of LSD. If anything (and I really doubt it's anything), he's on about 60ug.
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Kyary
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>>53829796

You have our queen on your money for fucks sake canada, are you not embarrassed? need you guys to leave commonwealth and become a republic when the queen dies please, then we might get a true debate started over here
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>>53829907
No
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>>53829907
Rasheed
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>>53829822

It's a fucking poll on 4chan, sort your life out you sad prick
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>>53829907
Rasheed

The monarchy is our gimmick
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>>53829561
>YO DAWG WUS GOIN' OWN
Stopped watching there
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>>53829971
B I R M I N G H A M
R
U
M
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>tfw have an envelope filled with 1.3k

what do i spend it on lads?
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haha how bent are american unis that you they have 'frats' lol, sound proper gay to me
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>>53829901
shes wearing a quilt
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>>53829887
have you watched it all?
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taking 600 mics at the weekend
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lads is it Brit-ian or Brit-ain

was having an argument about this earlier with a mait
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>>53830026
Put it in the bank where it can actually earn interest you tube.
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>>53830026
anime
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>>53830026
cocaine
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>>53830035
Pulls it off.

What time did you get up today?
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amine
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>>53830055
> that thing through the top of her nose
for fuck's sake she needs a good hard gassing, what an absolute runt
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>>53830082
i have a student account, i don't earn interest on my munny
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>>53829622
>>53829822
I voted for Norg because fuck you.
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>it's a "Somerset and Lancashire use /brit/ as an instant messenger" thread
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>>53830078
shit-stain
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>mfw I used reverse psychology to get /lat/ to vote for /norgetråden/
>>53829869
>>53830002
>>53830086
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>>53830179
It's cute.
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>beg /cum/ to vote for /brit/
>current /brit/ is /shit/ edition

Enjoy that loss laddies.
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>>53826591
lol?
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>>53830206
lol
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>>53829871
And with good cause. Just look at this thread.
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>>53830026
more dakimakuras
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>>53826591

You are guys are pretty Muslim now or something right? How long until you all just covert and go along with it?
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>>53830129
4:30am, went to bed at about 8:30pm
getting betterer
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Registered my account for Dolce Gusto, added promotional code, then they FUCKING DELETED MY ACCOUNT WHICH MEANS I DONT HAVE A FUCKING PROMOTIONAL CODE ANYMORE

NESCAFE YOU FUCKING TWATS
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>>53830320
hahaha
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>>53830319
lol
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>>53830257

>"""""Culture"""""
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@53830257
@53830311
FOY
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>4chan contests

ultimate runt behaviour, cringeworthy
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>>53830140
I love these, make me so fucking hard
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alri lads
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>>53830363
lol

>>53830311
lol
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>>53830345
haha it is quite funny now that i think about it

gotta spend £20 and i get £10 off so wasnt that great anyway

was only a christmas present anyway :')
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>>53830320
> drinking coffee instead of tea
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>>53830257
Yes, lol.
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here's my tea
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19/1/2016

Who would you fug?

*Uncommon* four panel edition
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Loving the extra traffic from you JFs, keep the money rolling into my piggy (haram) wiggy banky wanky.
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>>53830155
>open ISA for free
>put money in it
>???
>earn tax-free profit
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>>53830457
*grabs you by the head and shakes you violently*
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>>53830457
All the essential food groups and more vitamins and minerals than you need.

Good lad.
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>>53830316
Good lad

@53830179
foy

>>53830218
ur cute
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>>53830469

polly desu
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>>53830469
Polly of course.

Sue looks alright for her age though.
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>Tea is the civilised man's drink.
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>wearing one touchscreen glove and one weightlifting glove (that I never used to lift weights) because my hands are cold but I need my fingertips free to type
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>>53830495
if you call 1% interest "earning"...
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When I was 11 I thought a racist was someone who liked racecar driving, so I would tell people I'm a racist
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>>53830469
I'd go birdwatching with Ralph.
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Poleaboo is trying to figure out his next move
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>>53830599
haha mental lad bet that caused a bit of confusion for people
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>>53830599
Alri, Rinso?

>>53830552
u2

>>53830613
Rook-pawn to queen bish 4
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https://youtu.be/j-dZ6ZxppOM
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think i might make dinner again
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>>53830592
Interest earned on money kept in an envelope in your room: 0%
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another day wasted...
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>>53830725
What are you going to make?
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> you will never go to Morocco and trick 80 muslim girls into being your sexslaves
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so fucking tired
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What are we gonna do about all the bloody Yanks, lads?
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>it's a JF obsess over us episode
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>>53830752
ha ha
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I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
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what dindins should i make using beef mince lids
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>>53830765
story?
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Did you know that blacks wuz kangs n shiet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epEQhxslprE
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>>53830793
EATING A BURRITO WITH BY BARE HANDS IM BLOODY MENTAL
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>>53830744
lad we're going to get inflation of 10% by the end of the year
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>>53830835
Meatballs.
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stephen hawking will die soon
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>>53830916
with what
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>>53830765
>Her shitty face
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>>53830929
Your choice.
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>>53830975
no you choose
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>>53830756
ur nan
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>mfw I purposefully got a bunch of generals to vote for /norgetråden/ by telling them to vote for /brit/
Enjoy your landslide of a loss, losers.
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>>53830931
This story just got even better.
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gabagool
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>>53830931
>tfw sex addict like Philippe
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>>53830994
Pasta and some kind of tomato-based sauce.
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>>53830753
her mouth looks like my arsehole after i've paid an escort £150 to fist it
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>>53831000
You didn't need to do that. /brit/ is easily the shittest general on /int/ anyway. Only Brits and a handful of autistic shits would vote for them.
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>>53830931

fucking top kek
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>>53831053
hm
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>>53830931
>"I will take you to Belgium, but first let me ejaculate and piss on you"

like that was ever going to end well for them


>In February 2013, the Criminal Court of Brussels sentenced Servaty to 18 months for "debauchery or prostitution of a minor", "degrading treatment" and "exhibition and distribution pornographic images".

jesus he got off pretty lightly to be honest
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>>53831000
What vote?

>>53831053
lol
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ANNA
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hahahaha lads
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>>53831100
>jesus he got off pretty lightly to be honest
Were they even underaged? What other crimes did he actually commit?
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Lads should I

>finish the second song for my EP
>message a bunch of girls who have matched with me on POF
>shitpost on /brit/ ad nauseum and have at least two wanks

I think we know which one it's going to be!!!
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>I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
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>>53831148
amateur
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>>53831034
>tomato-based sauce
i'll probably have to go buy one baka
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>>53831174
Finish your EP and send it to the girls on POF and then post the results on /brit/ (this constitutes shitposting)
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my hate for burgerland is irrational and unhealthy
think i may have a problem
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I voted for Norg

I don't want to see /brit/ as a "winner"
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>>53831219
got like 5 songs to do lad not gonna finish it off tonight

they'll all hate it anyway they all like kings of leon haha plebs am i right
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>I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
>...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
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>>53831226
They have some cool stuff over there tbf. Shame they're mostly insufferable twats though.
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what's this contest between /brit/ and /norge/?
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>>53831232
>doesnt want to see his team win
Fuck off bender
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>>53831174
>>finish the second song for my EP
Is it a banger?
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got some funny tinder pics to show you today lads
some right wronguns on that app
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have you got any little edits in the pipeline
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>>53831206
What do you have in? You could grill them, like koftas and have that wth something.
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>>53831174
>Hey everyone I'm kat I'm 25 from cheadle which is a lovely little place in chesire I'm currently looking for friends maybe more when I'm ready I like guys who are a bit different so have tattoos piercings beards generally people who don't want to look like everyone else I currently don't work due to illness which I'll state for you
>Anxiety disorder picking disorder depression and ocd I'm really quite poorly but that doesn't mean I don't want to work it means I'm not fit to so please don't judge me by that!
>I'm a goth who loves to express myself in my style and my music I have 7 tattoos and 6 piercings
>If you wish to know more just ask

why do i even bother with this shit
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>>53831302
>a spooky ghost face
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>>53831335
sure lad lol

i mean, it's a banger if you like shoegaze lol
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who /lethalbizzle/ here?
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Think (hope) this one is just a joke lol
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>>53831355
>Koftas
Rasheed
>>53831357
>love to express myself
>tattoos and piercings
...
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HE is here
i repeat
HE
is here
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>>53831357
>picking disorder

did she work at amazon or something
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alri lads got a few hours of not being a slave before i sleep and start it all again haha
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>tfw got a banging idea in how to invest
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>>53831420
whats my name now
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>>53831351
Still working on this font business atm *puts my hand on your shoulder as if to say it'll be alright*
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>>53831405
>golden Wales
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literally instantly discard anyone who has phrases like "lethalbizzle" in their vocabulary
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>>53831420
POW

>>53831408
ye m8
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>>53831423
Bring her over here lad, I'll sort her out ;-)
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What is your "oh shit i have a problem" song /brit/?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU

mine is the axel F theme, always help me think clearly
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>>53831420
>>53831476
>>53831475
grime is good but lethal is a shit insufferable twat
went shit after pow tbqh
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>>53831232

we're literally the most popular thread on 4chan, playing with gay polls is runt behaviour
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>>53831357
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>I voted for Norg

>I don't want to see /brit/ as a "winner"
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>>53831564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
This ALWAYS helps me think clearly
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>>53831569
>grime is good
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>>53831488
do you want this one instead pal?
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>>53831455
getting annoyed
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>>53831355
not even sure, i'll go look in a bit
might just do the pasta desu
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>>53831618
what you chattin about senpai just got on /int/
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How do you introduce yourselves to new people? I go by class. Upper and upper middles get a "How do you do?". The middle classes get a "Hello, very pleased to meet you" and the working classes get an "alright?"
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>>53831626
>web design
literally how is this a degree
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>>53831442
haha yes I am
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>>53831655
every single one of those normie fuckers gets a good REEEEEE in the face with me, I don't care where they're from.
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>>53831655
"hey hows it going"
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>>53831609
>tfw someone remembers my gimmick
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>>53831655
>introducing yourself to new people

Where do you think you are homie?
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>>53831626
Me on the right
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>>53831655
hello, what anime do you like. thank you.
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>>53831569
absolute pleb, police on my back is a tune
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>>53826591
most americans don't even know the uk exists
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>>53831655
is britain literally japan?
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>>53831655
what's good my nigga?
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@53831754
FOY
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might overdose lads, i'd only have to swallow a handful, get pissed and i'd be on the other side
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>>53831714
this is a just shy of normie general m8
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>grime is good

translation: "i am a white child"
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>>53831626
>Panromantic
Read that as Panorama before wondering what the fuck she was on about, still don't know what she's on about
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>>53831761

Would you say that to a black person?
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>>53831626
wow heshe sure sounds like a stable human being

>>53831672
uhhh dont knock that shit im a web designer though i didnt study a degree for it lol fuck that
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>>53831812
>She
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>>53831828
it's like a module at most desu
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>>53831801
what does that even mean

i hate this fucking website
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>>53831780

handful of what
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>>53831759
are japan also class obsessed?
its died down here over the last few decades tbqh
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>>53831844
ahh right fair dos, yeah uni is a joke anyway tbqh cause there's like harry potter degrees now isn't there? fuck this gay earth lol
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>>53831854
clozapine
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test
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>>53831759

How so?

These people would get an "alright?" or, more likely, ignored as I quickly walk ff in the opposite direction.
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>>53831885
icles lool
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>>53831860
>its died down here over the last few decades

Lower middle class poster detected. Literally everyone else still cares about it.
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went to /tv/ and found this image
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>>53831759
There are parallels, in geography, history and culture. It shouldn't be surprising that turn-of-the-20th-century japs were huge britaboos
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is this really what britain looks like nowadays?
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can't help but do a little chuckle whenever I see the word "janny" or "student"

hahaha
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my mate enjoys the band Five Finger Death Punch but dislikes pop music


????????????>>53831917
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>>53831921
that's me
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>>53831913
lmfao
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>>53831860
The UK is the only country in the world where large segments of the middle and upper middle classes consider themselves to be working class.

I have no idea why.
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rate lads
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think a new client of mine had the eye for me she was copying my hand movements when i was talking haha milf
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>>53831931
yeah
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Drugs? Nah, I'm not a lowlife *swigs pint*
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>>53831950
Source?
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>>53831931
Welcome to Bradford
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>>53831931
>Asian & Afro-Caribbean groceries

If by Britain, you mean west London then yes.
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>>53831931
in bradford/leicester and other shit midlands/northern places it literally does look like that. not even a meme at this point lol
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>>53831816
yep
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>Got a Star Wars fancy dress coming up
>Can't find a Scout trooper/Biker costume anywhere

sm h
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>>53831931
HAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>53829907
They should have kept the Red Ensign.

Their current Flag is gay.

>Same with ours.
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Just ordered a body pillow lads
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it's not a war on drugs it's a war on personal freedom
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>>53831931

That's south west London.
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>>53832015
>northern
literally what the fuck is london mate
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>>53832005
>>53832015
>dialing code on the shop is 020 8

That's London and you know it
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>>53831917
from my experience at rustler group uni and corporate office work the divide is bbc english and commoners doesnt get much deeper than that
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Just got invited to my friends' wedding in Spain. Shame I'm skint, would be class.
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>>53831952
political compass is a biased piece of shit. They say the fucking green party are more libertarian than ron paul lmao
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Getting pretty sick of these fucking BE LIKE BILL memes now, fucking self-important twats
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literally feel a billion times better since I stopped playing video games
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>>53831931
Looks like a bazaar 2bh, I can finally live out my life long dream of being Indiana Jones, exploring lost cultures.
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>>53832060
>>53832061
places in london as well. I'm just talking from my experience in knowing places in the north and midlands, not saying this video is from there. never lived in london or the south t.bh
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Odds I scoff a few diazepams

Evens I go for a walk and buy a few beers
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>>53832044
JUST 1848 MY SHIT UP
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should i do a glass of wine lads?
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>>53832125
seen normies posting this on the weekend, why is this meme back?
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Seen a turtle that looks like a tortoise

You wouldn't find that the other way
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>>53832068

But each have their own set of friends and don't feel comfortable around the other.

The RP speakers feel the need to tone down their poshness. I worked with a privately educated girl who would always say her parent's weren't rich and she only had her background because of her dad's job in the army.

Meanwhile the lower classes still spend a disproportionate amount of time and money showing off with expensive clothes/cars/watches as status symbols of wealth, even if they live in shitty towns in tiny houses.
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>>53832261
BBC made an article about it that went viral, saw it get shared loads on facebook
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>>53832240
if by do you mean put your nob in it then yes

>>53832261
i guess because they're too insecure to know how to live their lives
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>>53832240
drink it you melt
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>>53831878

are you schizophrenic? tell me what it's like
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>>53832151
>tfw no Estonian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcTkB-bqRFM
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>>53832309
In all fairness the memes are usually spot on advice but LOL RASHID
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think I'm developing an alcohol dependence
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>>53832301
not really, are you so young you mainly have old school mates or something?
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It's only when you are able to step outside the box that you realise how small a box you've been living in
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>>53832386
Mate of mine had a hot estonian hipster gf but she was apparently mental
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>>53832413
>think

You're along way off m8, conscious concern is a long way in front of denial, which itselfis aways before there's actually a problem
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>>53832113
yeh the questions are stupid

however, i do the quiz every 6 months and save the results and it's interesting to see how my position changes over time. (usually more left)
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>>53832419

No. In my experience of the corporate world, the top jobs go to the former grammar school and privately educated types, and the secretarial and clerical jobs go to those with more 'common' accents.
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time for ASMR and benzos

fuck the lot of you, fuck off, FUCK OFF
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>>53831952
leftie student/10
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>>53832505
>tfw grammar school
>tfw didn't go to uni
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>>53832529
Yanks in
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tidied my shelf
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>>53832448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNO56xNlZo
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>>53832519
typical tory/10
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What do rent deposits cover exactly?
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>>53832508

benzo buddy
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hello anime?
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>>53832505
no one cares about grammar schools if you have decades of experience, that shit wont even be on a cv
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>tfw the FT have 'fixed' their site so that I can no longer browse for free by spoofing my user Agent string

Fuck sakes, literally all I could do in work. Will have to read the Guardian or Telegraph now S M H
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Threadly reminder that Jeremy Corbyn lived in a country manor, went to a private school, got 2 Es at A-level and dropped out of a 'trade union studies' course at a polytechnic
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>>53832579

Damage to the property and rent arrears. Costs of eviction if your landlord needs to evict you. Read your tenancy agreement.
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>>53832579

potential damage to the property

take photos of the place the day you move in to prove what condition it was in
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The BBC are finished. They've hired someone who gets car sick to do Top Gear..
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/18/top-gear-host-chris-evans-suffers-from-car-sickness-whilst-filming-top-gear-5628926/
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> FT have 'fixed' their site so that I can no longer browse for free by spoofing my user Agent string
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>>53832579
The risk of you not paying rent, or damaging the property and running off.
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>>53831655
A handslap then fistbump
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>>53832604
DAA DAA
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>>53831931
literally not a meme

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

this is my hometown, as in i literally know the exact streets these muzzies live on.

They infest areas, buy the church, convert it to a mosque, move in their entire families, drive house pricing down and take over areas.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIRRRRR
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>>53832572
>typical tory
i aint in my 50s senpai haha
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>>53832630
so basically he's a fuck up like the rest of us and we should support him

>>53832645
haha this is an absolute trainwreck
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>>53832645
what an absolute melt
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>>53832673
who do you vote for?
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How can i achieve this look?
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>>53832645
saw another article saying he has trouble talking and driving at the same time. lol
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453230107962.webm

Bollywood is the GOAT musical storytelling format
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>>53832645
he's a big car enthusiast by all accounts.

They failed because he's an irritating little gimp that most of the top gear demographic will not like.
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>>53832634
>>53832641
>>53832665
Does it cover the first month/s of rent?
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>>53832667
Also say "what's the craic then lad?"
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>>53832670
apparently this video is during ramadan not a school run
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>>53832699
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>>53832645
obscenely rich cunt, owns loads of classic ferraris
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>>53832702
what did he mean by this?
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>I don't like Jeremy Clarkson
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>>53832630

While Corbyn was planning reeducation and death camps for the bourgeoisie, David Cameron was having a normal university experience.

"Hey Davo, I dare you to stick your cock in that pig's mouth...Haha! He actually did it! Madman! What a legend! Top Bantz!"

Who would you rather have running the country?
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>>53832702
just realised my new haircut is a bit like this
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reading 420 chan lads
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>>53832702
Nose extension, hair growth cream between your eyebrows, fancy-dress 80s suit and a cocaine habit.


>CHHHHRRISSSSSSTOPPPHHEERRRRR!!!!

>>53832724
No, they hold onto it until you move out.
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>>53832670
>this is my hometown

How are you not acclimatised to them by now then? Been living in London for 3 years and doen't bother me anymore, started wanking to muzzie over a year ago.
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>>53832805
You must get loads of girls haha
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>>53832790
his column in the sunday times gives me hearty keks each week.
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>>53832702
Can someone post the pic of that fedora bloke in a red jacket with a tiny head? Not pic related.
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>>53832816
Are you memeing? I lived in London (NW1) for a few years and didn't notice almost any muzzies. Did you live in Tower Hamlets or something?
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mum chats a load of shit tbqh
where's the fucking mute button
nauseating
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>>53832562
>Кpымcкoe
Well annexed, my friend.
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>>53832847
is it online? gis a link lad
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>>53832809
>No, they hold onto it until you move out.

Do you get the money back?
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>>53832713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_OcVCndi8
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>>53832752
>Having to buy loads of classic Ferraris because you keep vomiting in them
Chris Evans problems.
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is this the GOAT asmr video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iL3G3meTTQ
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>>53832345
i have it for bipolar and 'moderate' schizoprenia, which i don't think i have
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>>53832874
Hounslow m8

All the Indians and pakis that arrived in the colony friendly post-war period arrived at Heathrow and then never left
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>>53832880
all parents are like this

"how was your day son"
"it was good how about you"
"WELL

*5 mins later still not stopped talking*
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>>53832670
this is absolutely haram
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>>53832798
don't see why everyone goes mad about putting his knob in a pigs mouth, shows he's up for a laugh but half the cunts on normiebook shittin themselves about it have done more degenerate stuff like 'smoke marijuana'
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>>53832968
>no talking
>ear touching

ejector_seat.gif

I don't have such a gif saved, but you get my point.
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>>53832720
TG was already jumping the shark when Jezza had his tantrum, it's no coincidence that he did it at the end of a long day filming on location. And he'd made it so successful basically by removing almost all of its original function as a consumer affairs show.
It's a show of its times. Buy the box sets and move on.
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>>53832968
very weird
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>>53832988

Haha. My parents arrived then, but they moved out of London. Live in Surrey now and considered posh.
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>>53832993
did you ever notice how when you listen to a woman talk they always go off on tangents and include irrelevant details whereas with most men it's more direct to the point
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>>53832928
>http://pastebin.com/vsmuVvt6

pastebinned just 4 u lad, it's behind a paywall usually
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need to escape
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>>53833039
He was a massive sessionhead as well, our Dave loved a bit (a lot) of charlie. I wouldn't mind but he wants to put people in prison for the same thing
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>>53833039
FOAL
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>>53833040
find 99% of the talking videos irritating as fuck, especially the ones where they repeat words. ugh.
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>>53832947
Yes, assuming you've paid all your rent and not made any damages.

When you leave they'll send an agent round to check the state of the place & furniture and will deduct anything they can as fees for cleaning/repairs. About £50 each time I moved out of a uni house taken from my deposit.

It's smart to make note of any issues with the place when you move in, document them (photos) and send the info to an agent via email so you have proof.

They'll try and charge you for anything they can lad.
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What the actual fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
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need some dinner
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>>53833039

I know. It makes him normal and someone who you can relate with. We've all done stupid shit in our youth.
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>>53833039
putting a nob in pigs mouth is so they can make fun of him you belb, not cause its degenerate
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>>53833085
nice one cheers lad
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>>53833041
I'm not a big fan of it 2bh, didn't follow it closely.

More enjoyable if you take it as a scripted sit-com with a loose association with cars.
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>>53833041
I just wanted to see one more road trip in shit bangers without Argies ruining it.
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>>53833170
we still have amazon
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>>53833126
lmao, thought somebody on /tv/ had made this when I first saw it, but it's real.

This must have been given the okay by several adults. Were they all spastic?
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having dinner
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>>53833121
Sounds cunty desu, what were the reasons for your 50 quid fee?
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best film on netflix?
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>>53833210
What's for din dins?
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>>53833077
that's interesting that is cause it's kinda true but both types of parents still talk for absolutely fucking forever
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>>53833246

Glengary Glen Ross
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>>53833246
Problem Child 2
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>>53833077
Yes.

My mum bores the fucking shit out of me with that to the point where I have to tell her to get to the point.
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>>53833201
Oh thank god, I was cringing so hard at that speccy ginger I completely forgot about it.
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>>53833085
jesus what a shite article
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does cutting carbs actually make you look better?
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>>53833330
Only if you do it with a katana.
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>>53833220
Cleaning (despite being cleaner than when we got it) and a few legitimate damages to various bits of furniture.

They always buy absolutely shite furniture for student houses which is a) uncomortable b) ugly and c) poorly made & prone to breaking

I feel like if they spent a bit more it would pay off, but oh well.
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>>53833248
ur nan
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>>53833170
yeah I really really loved those episodes. Couldn't care less about the normal episodes of Top Gear but the road trip specials were so good.
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>>53832720
The only people that like him are middle aged women who listen to him on radio 2.
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>>53833352
good post upvoted
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>>53833126
The fact that its real makes it far more terrifying than funny
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>>53833330
yeah short term as you lose water weight
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>>53833349
Did you take pictures of the room before?
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>>53833352
Kek
That doesn't even look like a bear
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>>53833352

Haha! I posted exactly the same post about 6 months ago. Wait a minute, I'll dig up the picture.
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>>53833126
wut
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>>53833445
I know, I remember you posting it.

One of the funniest posts I can think of, still gives me chuckles when I'm at work.
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>>53833352
delete this, I can see your mum didn't buy them as it's obviously in the supermarket.
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>>53833309
*posts fedora image*
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>>53833348
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>>53833352

would eat these
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>>53833504
>60 year old tory
>pretending to be edgy
haha so funny
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>>53833420
nah, lazy af lad. If it seems unwarranted just go in and argue your point, had a lot of charges dropped that way; they're banking on most people just putting up with it.

Only time I got away with a full deposit is when it turned out they weren't holding our deposit in a verified 3rd party scheme (a legal obligation) and we threatened to pursue legal action lmao. The fees they tried to claim were particularly gratuitous.
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>>53833352

If you turned them upside down they'd be chicken rabbits
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janny don't hurt me
no more

>>53833601
>>53833601
>>53833601
>>53833601
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>>53833126
Why is this in a film about peter pan?
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>>53830055

>tiny Indian penis
>big

c'mon son
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>>53827790
>civil war idiot.
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