>wake up to crying rooster >take sip of taquilla >put on sombrero and walk to the border >swim across the rio grande >dodge border patrol and drug cartels >walk at local day worker pickup point >climb on fat texans pickup truck >blow leaves around his yard with a leafblower all day >walk back into mexico >eat refried beans and burritos for dinner >put on frilly shirt and mariachi music with my homies >drink one last drink >go to sleep
>>53825693 >wake up at 12 >try and get out of bed but failed because you have no motivation to go outside and you think everyone fucking hates yiu >grab your laptop instead >go on /int/ >shitpost about how every country is bad except yours >log off >die
>Wake up >Have Eggs and bacon n sausages for breakfast. >Go to work >Eat vending machine food food on work. >Lunch at McDonalds >Work >Go back home >Get beaten and robbed by pakistani >Shitpost about it on hint. >Goes to have dinner at McDonalds >Goes to bed. >Dies of Skin Cancer
>>53825781 >wake up to the sound of the muezzin call >go in the kitchen for some breakfast >grab some butter >grab some bread >remember you can't spread the butter normally because the authorities took all your kitchen instruments >spread it with your hand >take the car to go to work >shit, the entire road network is a giant mass of plastic and metal, typical london traffic >wait, what's that guy doing on the street? >that's a big knife >oh, that's nothing, you realize it's just the shariah police performing a casual beheading >wait >are they walking towards you >they ask you to bring down your window >"Assalamu-Alaikum wa Rahmatullah, akhi, have you not forgotten to perform your daily prayers today? You are not straying off the path of the mu'mineen are you, brother?" >"n-n-no", you meekly reply to the brown, bearded, typical english-looking shariah police leader >you feel tensions rising >he asks you to recite verse 35 of Surah-Al Baqarah of the holy Qur'an >you recite it perfectly, having memorized the holy revelation of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as is required in british schools but hesitate near the end >the shariah police leader lets you off this time >wew, that was close, you sigh, and go on about your day, slowly driving to your destination, the London Jihadi Brigade Training Center, where you will learn vital skills that will prove invaluable in your future fight against the Kuffar
>>53825733 > Wake up. > Immediately head to the kitchen, make coffee / tea and complain to your mother of how shit your country is, even though it's not that bad compared to other African countries. > Open the fridge and eat last night's leftover braaivleis cold and with your hands. > Shower and empty out half a can of Axe on your person. > Spend 20 minutes on your hair, eventually coming to the conclusion that your hair will always looks shit because your mother cuts it for you because you are a poorfag. > Turn off the security system, unlock the 50 front gates and walk outside. > Spend 15 minutes staring at / taking photos of your Citi Golf (dropped with some sick mags on Bru joh). > Head to Frikkie's house. > Stoke up hubbly, spend 15 minutes taking shit selfies with your Galaxy S3 mini rocking your mirrored aviator sunglasses bought at Mr Price. > Immediately after pour a double Wellington VO brandy and coke and light the fire. > Turn on some Kurt Darren and chomp down on biltong. > Drink brandy and coke until you're too drunk to remember you're supposed to braai. > Pretend like you're fine. > Throw up in the garden. > Get in your Golf and rev it to shit. > Speed off with screeching tires. > Hits a tree. > Dies.
>>53826495 I'm Corsican btw It will be more like >Wake up at 12 >Go bomb some police station >Go bomb some kebab >Go bomb some guy who talk bad to my sister >Go collect some welfare >Get shot by someone who don't like how I talk to his sister
>>53826858 South Africans just need to look away from the TV and out the window. Sure the government is shit, but not nearly as shit as, for example, Tanzania's (though I must say the new president is doing a lot of interesting stuff now). Another thing they need to realize is that, no matter how shit the current government is, it will never be able to undo all the good that has previously been done. Unless they go about causing wars and shit.
Apparently Kenya is also growing rapidly, and may take over SA as the prime spot fmin Africa in some time.
>>53827040 I believe you. How does it feel to sit at nearly R18 to the dollar?
>>53827049 This is mostly true for the locals, though they usually die of an STD, TB or some weird accident.
>>53827263 I wish I was an exporter now, but sad since my hobbies and anything imported are going to get very expensive soon.
We should be paying R5 for a litre of petrol and not R12, you know its all government taxes and weak Rand. Also food is going to get very expensive because of the drought and high diesel price, at least I'm white, so I have something to be thankful for.
>wake up >Take oestrogen pills >Lie in tanning salon for 3 hours >Stand in the street apologizing to Mohammed for being white whilst beating yourself with a black dildo and crying >go home for kotbullar and lingonsylt lovingly prepared for you by your husband
>Drink coffee >Kiss beautiful wife >Go to work driving a new car >Have good mates at the workplace >Have coffee with friends >Go home, have dinner with kids >Enjoy life >Go dancing with wife >Check o kids >have hot sex >Dream happy dreams
>>53829879 Wake up next to big boob senora Have cappucchino Dress in expensive Armani Enter Fiat Drive to Cafe Meet Lucio and Alfredo Discuss loud waving my hands in the air Have espresso Whistle after big boob senora Have pasta Drive Fiat to Don Martino Kiss his ring Have pizza with big boob girls Discuss loud Go home Check my height tfw still below 5"
>>53826297 wake up at 5 when the cows have to be brought up the mountains have chocolat and toblerone for breakfast check my assault rifle in the basement enter my Audi A6 drive to the doctor shüüt, he is german shout: schiiiss düütsche! meet rüdi and beat shout about fucking düütsche stealing your jobs meet reto he shoots himself with his assault rifle because his Porsche Cayenne has less power than Baschi's BMW M5 drive to germany and go rampage on the autobahn shout schiiiiiissss düüüütsche all the time go home and check the Nazi Gold in my bank account
>>53832491 >wake up to screams of woman being raped >open window and remind her not to defend herself or call police, lest she be arrested again >sit down to piss and eat halal bratwurst for breakfast >walk to work because government turned your car into a Mosque Shuttle >tirelessly work 14 hour day >go home >play Cement Mixing Truck Driver Simulator 2015 Deluxe Edition >go to bed to sound of prayer call
>>53833589 >wake up >watch spain news >watch some toreo >look around, everyone looks like they haven't visited the shower for a week >everyone has this shitty unshaved beard >go to work in the office >get shit on by spic migrants >realize the money you earn won't be enough to sustain yourself >watch the news again >even when your country is down the gutter the EU keep pulling bullshit on you >go to /int/, no one thinks you're white and puts you on the same level as other spics >try to find refuge in /lat/ threads, timezones don't match with any other spanish speaking country >try to deal with the soul crushing reality by ridiculing americans and strayas before going back to sleep
>>53833589 >wake up after light, 18 hour nap >no worries, it's not like you have to be at work or anything >go to make breakfast >realize vacationing Brits broke into your house, stole all the alcohol, and shit on the floor >go back to bed
>>53835018 >Wake up. >go to work as a cheap programmer for microsoft >meet gypsies on my way >get robbed >lose job because lost company notepook >be hungry and broke >try to get into Germany to get welfare >welfare is denied >starve
>>53836631 >wake up from wet dream about shooting turkroaches >realize it will never come true >hate everyone around you >hate NATO and the first world in general >remember existence of Kosovo >drink self back to sleep
>>53836796 >wake up >pick up segway to go to mcdonalds >order breakfast menu of 5 cheeseburgers >finish the whole thing with coke >have a heart attack >colapsed on the floor while waiting for the service of health insurance
>>53836631 >Wake up >Sun shining through windows >Quickly wash and dress >Have breakfast of weird Balkan food >"Oh no!! I'm late!" >Grab accordion and hastily leave the house >Run through town with piece of pogacha hanging from mouth >Come to a sudden halt when you see a huge group of people outside a Bosniak town >Take a deep breath and run over to them >"My name is Milan Popovic, and today is my first day of removing kebab"
>>53837024 >wake up >mama boils pirogs >go to basement and yell at people on the computer about inane shit >finish liter of hard liquor >drive to church >finish a liter of vodka at church >go home, eat more pirogis >drink myself to sleep
>>53838077 >wake up >take a shower in moonshine and eat raw potatos like bananas >go to bar >start yelling and grunting in incomprehensible English dialect among my other irishmen >finish 20 beers. >start smashing bottles into neighboring patron's face. Fight ensues. >more grunting and shouts. >go home semi-conscious and bleeding, in drunken stupor >shout at your wife "where's me pot of gold?!" >she's used to this >hands you more liquor and potatoes. >you fall asleep in an armchair, covered in your own vomit.
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