describe de average day of the person below you based on his flag

>>53825376
oops
the*

there is no one below me :(

what do?

>>53825659
I'll help (You), friend.

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>>53825376
Do you mean above?

>wake up to crying rooster
>take sip of taquilla
>put on sombrero and walk to the border
>swim across the rio grande
>dodge border patrol and drug cartels
>walk at local day worker pickup point
>climb on fat texans pickup truck
>blow leaves around his yard with a leafblower all day
>walk back into mexico
>eat refried beans and burritos for dinner
>put on frilly shirt and mariachi music with my homies
>drink one last drink
>go to sleep

>>53825693
>wake up
>get shot
>die

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>>53825693
>wake up at 12
>try and get out of bed but failed because you have no motivation to go outside and you think everyone fucking hates yiu
>grab your laptop instead
>go on /int/
>shitpost about how every country is bad except yours
>log off
>die

>>53825781
>wake up at 6
>policeman is waiting for you to take up
>oy, do ye hav' the sleep license?
>get arrested

>>53825781
Fuck this im doing the one above me.

>Wake up
>Have Eggs and bacon n sausages for breakfast.
>Go to work
>Eat vending machine food food on work.
>Lunch at McDonalds
>Work
>Go back home
>Get beaten and robbed by pakistani
>Shitpost about it on hint.
>Goes to have dinner at McDonalds
>Goes to bed.
>Dies of Skin Cancer

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>go to work
>return home
>eat supper
>poo in loo
>go to to bed

>>53826011
>wake up
>can't wake up from nightmare because oil prices are still dropping

>>53825980
>wake up
>t.albertobarbosa
>die of hiv,cancer and all the world's diseases

>>53826110
>wake up
>get daily reminder to pay debnts
>still no job

>>53825980
>wake up late
>have mom's paella for lunch
>football all day
>go back home
>eat mom's paella for dinner
>rage at Alberto Barbosa posts on /int/
>go to bed
>dream of mom's paella

>>53825781
>wake up at 7
>go drink tea and eat porridge
>then smoke a pipe and read morning newspaper
>dress suit and cylinder hat
>arrive to a work by horse cab
>speak with received pronunciation

>>53826011
Are you by any chance named Ahmed or Abdul?

Probably has a shitty day. I hope he does.

>>53825781
>wake up to the sound of the muezzin call
>go in the kitchen for some breakfast
>grab some butter
>grab some bread
>remember you can't spread the butter normally because the authorities took all your kitchen instruments
>spread it with your hand
>take the car to go to work
>shit, the entire road network is a giant mass of plastic and metal, typical london traffic
>wait, what's that guy doing on the street?
>that's a big knife
>oh, that's nothing, you realize it's just the shariah police performing a casual beheading
>wait
>are they walking towards you
>they ask you to bring down your window
>"Assalamu-Alaikum wa Rahmatullah, akhi, have you not forgotten to perform your daily prayers today? You are not straying off the path of the mu'mineen are you, brother?"
>"n-n-no", you meekly reply to the brown, bearded, typical english-looking shariah police leader
>you feel tensions rising
>he asks you to recite verse 35 of Surah-Al Baqarah of the holy Qur'an
>you recite it perfectly, having memorized the holy revelation of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as is required in british schools but hesitate near the end
>the shariah police leader lets you off this time
>wew, that was close, you sigh, and go on about your day, slowly driving to your destination, the London Jihadi Brigade Training Center, where you will learn vital skills that will prove invaluable in your future fight against the Kuffar

>>53826269
>Wake up
>Take the poo to the loo
>Rape women
>Go to sleep

>>53826346
>wake up
>begin daily trek to eiffel tower
>start aggressively selling roses to tourists
>get shot by isis
>go to hospital
>doctors are wearing berets
>be anesthetized
>repeat

>>53826199
Paella is delicious to be honest.

>>53826297
>jewing everyone 24x7

>>53826529
Sure is, worth dreaming about.

>>53825733
> Wake up.
> Immediately head to the kitchen, make coffee / tea and complain to your mother of how shit your country is, even though it's not that bad compared to other African countries.
> Open the fridge and eat last night's leftover braaivleis cold and with your hands.
> Shower and empty out half a can of Axe on your person.
> Spend 20 minutes on your hair, eventually coming to the conclusion that your hair will always looks shit because your mother cuts it for you because you are a poorfag.
> Turn off the security system, unlock the 50 front gates and walk outside.
> Spend 15 minutes staring at / taking photos of your Citi Golf (dropped with some sick mags on Bru joh).
> Head to Frikkie's house.
> Stoke up hubbly, spend 15 minutes taking shit selfies with your Galaxy S3 mini rocking your mirrored aviator sunglasses bought at Mr Price.
> Immediately after pour a double Wellington VO brandy and coke and light the fire.
> Turn on some Kurt Darren and chomp down on biltong.
> Drink brandy and coke until you're too drunk to remember you're supposed to braai.
> Pretend like you're fine.
> Throw up in the garden.
> Get in your Golf and rev it to shit.
> Speed off with screeching tires.
> Hits a tree.
> Dies.

>>53826495
I'm Corsican btw
It will be more like
>Wake up at 12
>Go bomb some police station
>Go bomb some kebab
>Go bomb some guy who talk bad to my sister
>Go collect some welfare
>Get shot by someone who don't like how I talk to his sister

>>53826346
>Take the poo to the loo
You fucked up senpai.

>>53826661
>wake up
> throw rocks at the lions outside
> get aids test
> die

sorry for being so ignorant about Tanzania

>>53826110
>Wake up.
>Fυςк Gεгмαηγ!
>Doest pay denbt
>Starves

>>53826661
t.brakpan

>wake up
>white man in hotel in zanzibar
>how can life get so good

Hows it going man?

>>53826678
Not
>Worshiping Napolean for embodying the superior Corsicam intellect.

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>>53826661
10/10

Shit compared to europe
utopia compared to rest of africa

>tfw

>>53826736
No worries, Tanzania doesn't have a tourism board so everyone outside the country is basically just guessing.

>>53826781
Haha how's it man? Too true I have to pinch myself in the mornings.

>>53825376
>pic

kek

>>53826902
Lucky bastard, nothing much going on here.

>>53826902
>Wake up
>Smoke weed everyday
>Hey man... wow Snop dawg n shit.
>Die of Lung cancer

>>53826858
South Africans just need to look away from the TV and out the window. Sure the government is shit, but not nearly as shit as, for example, Tanzania's (though I must say the new president is doing a lot of interesting stuff now). Another thing they need to realize is that, no matter how shit the current government is, it will never be able to undo all the good that has previously been done. Unless they go about causing wars and shit.

Apparently Kenya is also growing rapidly, and may take over SA as the prime spot fmin Africa in some time.

>>53827040
I believe you. How does it feel to sit at nearly R18 to the dollar?

>>53827049
This is mostly true for the locals, though they usually die of an STD, TB or some weird accident.

>>53827263
I wish I was an exporter now, but sad since my hobbies and anything imported are going to get very expensive soon.

We should be paying R5 for a litre of petrol and not R12, you know its all government taxes and weak Rand. Also food is going to get very expensive because of the drought and high diesel price, at least I'm white, so I have something to be thankful for.

>>53827554
>Wake up
>Get raped by Africans
>Sleep

>>53827049

>Wake up
>Take a nap
>Wake up again
>Sit in Plastic chair by side of the road
>Have a nap
>Wake up and use Euro pocket money to buy drugs
>Go to bed

>>53827554
True. Exporting is the name of the game in SA. Either that or tourism desu, I know a couple of people in their mid thirties who are practically millionaires from running travel agencies.

I know that feel. I'm trying to build a gaming rig here in TZ, but it is really just too ridiculously expensive. At least in SA it is not as niche of a product as it is here.

>>53827690
>wake up
>pay bed tax
>pay TV tax
>pay fridge tax
>get beheaded

>>53827778

>Wake up
>Die of starvation

>>53827910
>wake up
>go to a pub
>drink
>go home
>sleep

>>53827853
Gotta pay for the pakis to have their 62 children somehow lad

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>>53827961

>tfw this is my idea of a perfect day

>wake up
>Take oestrogen pills
>Lie in tanning salon for 3 hours
>Stand in the street apologizing to Mohammed for being white whilst beating yourself with a black dildo and crying
>go home for kotbullar and lingonsylt lovingly prepared for you by your husband

>Drink coffee
>Kiss beautiful wife
>Go to work driving a new car
>Have good mates at the workplace
>Have coffee with friends
>Go home, have dinner with kids
>Enjoy life
>Go dancing with wife
>Check o kids
>have hot sex
>Dream happy dreams

>>53825659
Shit, I've got the same problem.

>>53828852
>wake up
>meme
>suicide
>meme more

>>53829879
Wake up next to big boob senora
Have cappucchino
Dress in expensive Armani
Enter Fiat
Drive to Cafe
Meet Lucio and Alfredo
Discuss loud waving my hands in the air
Have espresso
Whistle after big boob senora
Have pasta
Drive Fiat to Don Martino
Kiss his ring
Have pizza with big boob girls
Discuss loud
Go home
Check my height
tfw still below 5"

>>53826297
wake up at 5 when the cows have to be brought up the mountains
have chocolat and toblerone for breakfast
check my assault rifle in the basement
enter my Audi A6
drive to the doctor
shüüt, he is german
shout: schiiiss düütsche!
meet rüdi and beat
shout about fucking düütsche stealing your jobs
meet reto
he shoots himself with his assault rifle because his Porsche Cayenne has less power than Baschi's BMW M5
drive to germany and go rampage on the autobahn
shout schiiiiiissss düüüütsche all the time
go home and check the Nazi Gold in my bank account

>>53831646
wake up at 4 am
sit on toilet and pee
work
sleep

>>53832242
go to Turino
eat the fucking best Pizza in my whole life
you guys really know your food!

>>53832491
>wake up to screams of woman being raped
>open window and remind her not to defend herself or call police, lest she be arrested again
>sit down to piss and eat halal bratwurst for breakfast
>walk to work because government turned your car into a Mosque Shuttle
>tirelessly work 14 hour day
>go home
>play Cement Mixing Truck Driver Simulator 2015 Deluxe Edition
>go to bed to sound of prayer call

>>53833482
>>53833482
I dont wake up because I was killed in a school shooting

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>>53828852
>wake up
>get drunk
>shitpost
>get drunk again
>commit suicide
>fuggg :D

>>53831646
top kek

>>53833589
>wake up
>watch spain news
>watch some toreo
>look around, everyone looks like they haven't visited the shower for a week
>everyone has this shitty unshaved beard
>go to work in the office
>get shit on by spic migrants
>realize the money you earn won't be enough to sustain yourself
>watch the news again
>even when your country is down the gutter the EU keep pulling bullshit on you
>go to /int/, no one thinks you're white and puts you on the same level as other spics
>try to find refuge in /lat/ threads, timezones don't match with any other spanish speaking country
>try to deal with the soul crushing reality by ridiculing americans and strayas before going back to sleep

>>53833589
>wake up after light, 18 hour nap
>no worries, it's not like you have to be at work or anything
>go to make breakfast
>realize vacationing Brits broke into your house, stole all the alcohol, and shit on the floor
>go back to bed

>>53834366
>wake up
>get shot

>>53835018
>wake up
>get shot

>>53835018
>Wake up.
>go to work as a cheap programmer for microsoft
>meet gypsies on my way
>get robbed
>lose job because lost company notepook
>be hungry and broke
>try to get into Germany to get welfare
>welfare is denied
>starve

>>53835166
>wake up
>siesta
>fiesta
>sleep

>>53835291
>being waken up by mama
>kiss mama
>have pasta around the ears
>love mama
>go to sleep in bed made of pasta

>wake up
>Pray to God for german's safety from terrorist bombing
>see morning news that new wave of immigrants are coming
>sleep again because no job, all jobs are for migrants now

>>53836202
>Wake up
>Emigrate

>>53827778
could you please post tanzanian qts?

>>53836443
>wake up
>die from starvation

>>53836564
>wake up
>die from tsunami

>>53836443
>wake up
>have breakfast, take a shower
>go to reasonably well-paid job
>take a break, have tea
>watch the neverending rain outside
>eat lunch
>work
>go home
>shitpost on /int/

>>53836631

>wake up
>remove kebab
>go to sleep

>>53836631
>wake up from wet dream about shooting turkroaches
>realize it will never come true
>hate everyone around you
>hate NATO and the first world in general
>remember existence of Kosovo
>drink self back to sleep

>>53836631
>wake up
>drink 4 coffees, smoke a pack of cigarettes
>work for 30 minutes
>take a nap for 3 hours.
>drink 8 coffees finish another pack
>eat dinner
>go to bed

>>53836796
>wake up
>pick up segway to go to mcdonalds
>order breakfast menu of 5 cheeseburgers
>finish the whole thing with coke
>have a heart attack
>colapsed on the floor while waiting for the service of health insurance

>>53836631
>Wake up
>Sun shining through windows
>Quickly wash and dress
>Have breakfast of weird Balkan food
>"Oh no!! I'm late!"
>Grab accordion and hastily leave the house
>Run through town with piece of pogacha hanging from mouth
>Come to a sudden halt when you see a huge group of people outside a Bosniak town
>Take a deep breath and run over to them
>"My name is Milan Popovic, and today is my first day of removing kebab"

>>53833482
>mosque shuttle
fuckin zozzle

>>53837115
>wake up
>eating mcmuffin
>truly american breakfast

:D

>>53837527
>wake up
>search the floor for breadcrumbs
>check on larvae
>someone flicks the lights on
>scuttle back under the fridge

>>53837024
>wake up
>mama boils pirogs
>go to basement and yell at people on the computer about inane shit
>finish liter of hard liquor
>drive to church
>finish a liter of vodka at church
>go home, eat more pirogis
>drink myself to sleep

>>53837943
>Wake up
>Drink half a Coors light
>Get rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped

>>53838077
>wake up
>take a shower in moonshine and eat raw potatos like bananas
>go to bar
>start yelling and grunting in incomprehensible English dialect among my other irishmen
>finish 20 beers.
>start smashing bottles into neighboring patron's face. Fight ensues.
>more grunting and shouts.
>go home semi-conscious and bleeding, in drunken stupor
>shout at your wife "where's me pot of gold?!"
>she's used to this
>hands you more liquor and potatoes.
>you fall asleep in an armchair, covered in your own vomit.

>>53838867
>didn't include a bit about making car bombs

missed opportunity desu