Invited: Germany, Italy, Japan
Not invited: A*erica, U*ited Kingdom
Welcome: Ex-Axis colonies
If your country pussied out after losing sicily despite outnumbering the allies 6-1 ON YOUR OWN soil, your country is a none-country.
Now fuck off spagetthi nigger
i really hope germany fucks up so we can re-enact 1944 again and fug some starving qt german girls
what do you guys think of my autistic story;
germany italy and japan were like social rejects in school so they became friends, tight friends.
towards the end of their high school life they plan a columbine massarce type attack(ww2)
lets just say in this story they dont get killed or arrested. so they carry out this attack and now everyone hates them(the world)
now fastfoward to current day they have finished highschool, germanys family is just cucked to shit and is getting ruined by mudslimes
japan has just become a turbo neet that just watches anime all day and shitposts
>wanting to be on the losing side
next time withouth you, german dog. You forced us to go i nto war when we weren't ready. If it wasn't for your stupidity now there could've been a Rome 2.0, but no, you germanics filthy barbars are too dense to get into real warfare. Now go back to suck abdul's cock faggot, enjoy what the stupidity of your fathers lead to.
italy was already at war with ethopia in '36 and invaded Albania in '39, and then got your teeth kicked in by greece, there would be no rome lad
argentina should be invited tbqh
Guissepe please, a little less blame gaming and a little more self reflection might help you understand why you can't into warfare. The Crout's already had it bad enough, maybe we should've steamrolled you as bad as they got it too, or let Ivan take a piece of your ass. Maybe then you'd bite your tongue in the presence of your betters.
Ex-axis colony here.
Nippon cahaya asia (nippon light of asia)
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!
How does it feel knowing you'll never be part of the greatest nation on Earth?
We don't even like war. We just want to have spaghetti all together. Not that Germans wanted us alive in their plans anyway...
It's fine for me. We can start a new renaissance through peace.
>Russia does the greatest part of the job in Germany
>america use Jewllywood to get all the glory
>Soldiers holding the Gothic Line never seen an american (except for the niggerdivision Buffalo, who were certainly more couragious of their cumskin likes) until their gazillion allies won on the battlefields
>Use Jewllywood to get all the glory by filming americans giving away chocolate bars
>america being in its peak in the 60s, engages war against rice farmers
>Loses both the war in Vietnam and the war of consensus in the homeland
>Literally never won a war by themselves
>Italy did HAHA
>Needs to wage war in ME to keep her joke military-based economy going
>Cries like a child when France didn't back them up and the population's still butthurt
>Obama gets cockblocked by his Allies and later BTFO by Russia on the Syrian affair
Oh my oh my
>Italy delays Barbarossa by invading Grease forcing Germany to help
>Stalingrad was extremely close to falling and would have if it wasn't for a surprisingly cold winter and Germans waiting too long
>mfw Stalingrad would have fallen and with it all of Russia if it wasn't for Italy
>mfw Italy made the Axis lose
>mfw Japan got nuked and Germany raped, bombed, and split up
>mfw Italy got none of that and gets almost 0 shit for what they did in WW2
D E V I L I S H
Don't worry Italy, retard Krauts never win anything anyway and history shows this. The only thing they were doing was tarnishing the image of nationalism for centuries to come with their retarded warped ideas of it. You did good.
To be fair attacking the most powerful and industrious country in the world opening the Pacific front wasn't exactly a "brilliant move".
Italy at its peak literally never
>we wuz romanz
Lol ok benito, just remember if it weren't for your abysmal inability to not get your ass kicked all over Africa and the Med, Germany wouldn't have had to send you thousands of men and supplies out of their coffers which could have been used to strengthen their own efforts.
There is plenty to criticize about Italy's military history, but coming from an American it's laughable. Americans are notorious for not being able to fight a war, only play at war.
But i don't care Billy, just trying to put things in perspective so you can know your place. I mean, i know we were shit in WWII, but you're no big deal, and underperformed pretty much in all your history considering your nation plays in easy mode hehe
NO ITS NOT TRUE WE USED CAVALARY TO TRANSPORT ANTI-TANK GUNS
I assume you're going to say something about vikings, or of your so called "empire". Pfft, Sven really, you're out of your league here.
The United State military IS without a doubt, the most powerful military assembled in the modern world, if not ever. Anybody that would have you think other wise is merely a spin doctor passing falsehoods to impressionable minds like yourself.
Like I said above, we are the best. Now if we are what you say we are, that would leave you in an even more pathetic state now wouldn't it? There's no contesting the US today, that would be doubly so if wars were still fought like back then. Period.
>There's no contesting the US today, that would be doubly so if wars were still fought like back then
just like the Maginot line was invincible if wars were still fought like in WWI, good job
>we are the best
Nope. Your land is. The rest came naturally.
>Now if we are what you say we are
>There's no "if", you certainly are an underperforming country
>that would leave you in an even more pathetic state now wouldn't it?
Why? Italy has little to no natural resources, was divided in microstates up until 150 years ago or so, yet we're in the 10 economies and were 5th until ten years ago. Totally happy about how things turned out considering the obvious handicaps. But you, look at you and your historic records. America is basically a russian fps player who manages to lose even with hacks.
Unluckily all japs and Germans abandoned the thread but I'll state this anyway
>trusting Italy after WWI
How could you crauts even do that? Even after we proved ourselves traitors only that only fight for their own cause? We fooled you once it's shame on us, we fooled you twice is shame in you.
>most powerful military
>Brits have to tell them to stay out of the way in NAfrica in WW2
>be generally useless on the field in WW2
>bullies NKorea but quickly runs away scared when China jumps in
>get assraped in Vietnam
>been fighting goat herders with equipment from the 50s since
>still make no progress against aforementioned goat herders because they aren't meeting them in an open field
>only "victory" was against Japan in WW2, a small country choked to death by sanctions and embargoes and even then had to use underhanded tricks like nuclear weapons to win
The fact that you have the biggest, most funded military only makes it more pathetic my dear burger. If my country's history was as shameful as yours I'd use a VPN to post under another flag.
>le italians bad at war
>people still think that the outcome of a war depends on the nationality/culture of the belligerents and not on the amount of troops and the quality of armaments which depend on the industrial, economic and demographic power
they are, but that's not the reason we lost. Countries like USA and UK were already heavily industrialized while we just had the industrial triangle, and that's the main reason our equipment was inferior
Oh but it is Sven, I'm sure you can atest to that. I thought we were doing you progressives a favor by causing all this turmoil. Now you and the Mujahideen that flock to your lands have something in common and can talk about how bad the American boogeyman is.
You should be more worried about abdul rakim ibn hakimshe taking over your country and not about how, despite all that, we could too (militarily speaking).
Its rude to insult people who invite you into a thread, yes the italian leaders were even more retarded than ours...but still be nicer.
Fact, the japanese overtook us sadly.
remember that we pretty much got away with EVERYTHING we did during history from burning the etruscans to the ground to this day
I should also mention.
>literally does nothing, ever, as his neighbors are invaded from both sides with possible risk to self.
>No reputation to speak of what so ever, apart from some novelty empire you might as well have found in a cereal box
>Tries to pass judgement on the how the US goes about
You're like those pussys who watch boxing matches saying what the fighter should do when you have no idea yourself. Just shut the fuck up.
The UK has won. Won everything. Won civilisation, humanity, world conquest.
The UK has won the culture war, the English language and Anglo media is the worlds most prominent and overruns weak indigenous tribal "cultures" like German, French and Chinese like a tsunami
Won the the realm of education, establishing the worlds top universities in the UK or founded by the British elsewhere. No, your quaint little tribal Shaman-hut universities outside the Anglo world are just there for flavouring.
Won the game of science by inventing the modern world, digital information age, industrial world
Won the game of colonisation, beating out all others soundly, the only successful coloniser which reshaped the face of the planet in Her image. In thousands of years the borders may still remain and to the people of the future, if disconnected from the history of the past, may very well believe the artificial boundaries and cultures of the world were created by God, when it was really just the UK
that was us
that was us again
half of europe did it
that was us
just a couple of centuries ago everyone spoke french, before that everyone spoke latin, the lingua franca changes with time
that was us
>inventing the modern world
turned out really well didn't it
In this thread, Japan flag who denigrates other countries is not Japanese.
We Japanese are really annoyed at their harassment every day
Their action intended to disparage Japanese is bloodcurdling
Their feeling of adherence to Japan is abnormal
Only mistake was attacking to Soviet Union, they could be a great partner.
VOTE FOR /brit/
DO IT, MONKEYS
Gott Strafe England
>fucking germans and their boldness
Aren't you forgetting a somewhat large detail about your own country's role during ww2?
Ideologically we did our part, give us that at least.
And Hitler was warned quite clearly about our abysmal industrial capabilities, military organization and lack of resources for a war of such scale.
Benito had good intentions, just very bad tools to make it happen in that particular time period with a global war afoot.
Also, Italy didn't exactly "switch sides", a part of Italy did.
>>only "victory" was against Japan in WW2, a small country choked to death by sanctions and embargoes and even then had to use underhanded tricks like nuclear weapons to win
We could've easily won whether we used nuclear weapons or not. We just used nuclear weapons to spare more casualties. It was an absolute bloodbath and the Japanese were refusing to surrender.
But Germany lose 3 race wars in a row
Wouldn't say we are the science capitals but we've got a good tradition I guess, despite being underfunded compared to other countries.
hello I'm not a nazi or a fascist I just wanna hang out here.
Mario, bambino mio, you were the ones who couldn't wait to go into war. Adolf was telling you "no Italien, you no into war yet ok?" but then Benito sperged out, DOW on a France that was already beaten and your first ridicule in the long list of ridicules happened.
>my country was part of the Allied forces that liberated Europe from the tyranny of Axis
Go vote PD, weakling. If he was here, you would fear to go outside your house, coward!
The Nazis only want to liberate Europe from communism and return to Germany his dignity.
The Italians just wanted to be a great power, as they deserved.
Japanese only wanted to liberate Asia from Western colonialism and dominate the continent, as they deserved for his technological and moral superiority.
¡Pasamos y pasaremos!
¡Vencimos y venceremos!
Germans fuck off
Rot-weiß-rot bis in den Tod