/AXIS/

>>53819104
How does it feel that we kicked your asses so hard that you cried for help?

>>53819249
I don't know, I wasn't born yet

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hehee

4th axis power right here

>>53819104
But Italy has betrayed us.

Fuck your rules mario, America will prop it's big dick wherever we please.

You aren't even Axis anyway. More like a pushin' cushion for Hans and a spit roast for us amirite?

>>53819450
Excellent observation

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>>53819104
>>53819281
If your country pussied out after losing sicily despite outnumbering the allies 6-1 ON YOUR OWN soil, your country is a none-country.

Now fuck off spagetthi nigger

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>>53819104
No traitors allowed

>>53819518
>imblying i made the thread or give any shit about history

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i really hope germany fucks up so we can re-enact 1944 again and fug some starving qt german girls

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axis make best cars

>>53819577
You didn't happen to save that pic from a thread on /his/ did you?

>>53819104
fuck off,we have nothing to do with both of them anymore.

>>53819703
Trying to forget Nanking?

>>53819696
no i got it from /k/ forever ago, before moot sold out

next axis when? This time without gemany pls

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>>53819104
>Japan flag
>not rising sun

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what do you guys think of my autistic story;


germany italy and japan were like social rejects in school so they became friends, tight friends.
towards the end of their high school life they plan a columbine massarce type attack(ww2)
lets just say in this story they dont get killed or arrested. so they carry out this attack and now everyone hates them(the world)

now fastfoward to current day they have finished highschool, germanys family is just cucked to shit and is getting ruined by mudslimes

japan has just become a turbo neet that just watches anime all day and shitposts

italy=?????

hi guys
axis reunion when?

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came here to thank japan

>OPs picture is literally ours
>loyal to the end
>not invited

ungrateful turncoats

>>53819104
>welcome: ex-axis colonies

Can you count Poland as a colony?

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we get finlan this time tho

Seems like we are gonna to fight together again in the Lybian desert next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Pyo-IfhyU

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>>53819939
>wanting to be on the losing side
poland why

BTFO by allied

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>>53819950
based finland tbf

>>53819518
next time withouth you, german dog. You forced us to go i nto war when we weren't ready. If it wasn't for your stupidity now there could've been a Rome 2.0, but no, you germanics filthy barbars are too dense to get into real warfare. Now go back to suck abdul's cock faggot, enjoy what the stupidity of your fathers lead to.

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>invited: Japan

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>>53820067
italy was already at war with ethopia in '36 and invaded Albania in '39, and then got your teeth kicked in by greece, there would be no rome lad

>>53819104
the Italian flag is treated like the Nazi flag/symbol?

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argentina should be invited tbqh

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>worse than nuked nation

lel

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>>53820263
t. proxy

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>>53819104

>>53820263
>hiroshima black 19 to yellow 20
>detroit black 45 to yellow 12
explain

>>53820390
what.

>>53819104
haha Hi, bros

>>53820067
Guissepe please, a little less blame gaming and a little more self reflection might help you understand why you can't into warfare. The Crout's already had it bad enough, maybe we should've steamrolled you as bad as they got it too, or let Ivan take a piece of your ass. Maybe then you'd bite your tongue in the presence of your betters.

>>53819104
This thread is sorely lacking some FREEDOM.

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>>53819104
We Vichy France now

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The Axis was a mistake.

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>>53819104
next time only germany

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>>53820503

>>53819432
you're easily ahead of italy

>>53820067
>We
>roleplaying dead people

only germany and japan managed to prove themselves as proper fighting forces,rest of the axis was cannon fodder

>>53820681
Go home Czech, you pissed yourself again.

>>53819104
Spain is still fascist, fuck u, fucking spainsh moors

why axis so brutal
while allies so righteous

>>53820763
Goy bucks

>>53819939
tfw poland used horses against tanks

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>>53819104
Ex-axis colony here.
Nippon cahaya asia (nippon light of asia)

German
Japan
Italy
czech
Romania
Hungary
Bulgaria
Finland
Austria
croatia
thailand

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>>53820655
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!
How does it feel knowing you'll never be part of the greatest nation on Earth?

>>53819104
I'm neutral, I can go where I want.
Now, wanna trade?

>>53820999
your flag shape weird

>>53820935
I hate most of the countries on the list

>>53820726
Philippines had this flag longer than czech

>>53819249
We don't even like war. We just want to have spaghetti all together. Not that Germans wanted us alive in their plans anyway...

>>53820369
It's fine for me. We can start a new renaissance through peace.

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>>53820451
>Russia does the greatest part of the job in Germany
>america use Jewllywood to get all the glory
>Soldiers holding the Gothic Line never seen an american (except for the niggerdivision Buffalo, who were certainly more couragious of their cumskin likes) until their gazillion allies won on the battlefields
>Use Jewllywood to get all the glory by filming americans giving away chocolate bars
>america being in its peak in the 60s, engages war against rice farmers
>Loses both the war in Vietnam and the war of consensus in the homeland
>Literally never won a war by themselves
>Italy did HAHA
>Needs to wage war in ME to keep her joke military-based economy going
>Cries like a child when France didn't back them up and the population's still butthurt
>2000s
>Obama gets cockblocked by his Allies and later BTFO by Russia on the Syrian affair
Oh my oh my

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>Italy delays Barbarossa by invading Grease forcing Germany to help
>Stalingrad was extremely close to falling and would have if it wasn't for a surprisingly cold winter and Germans waiting too long
>mfw Stalingrad would have fallen and with it all of Russia if it wasn't for Italy
>mfw Italy made the Axis lose
>mfw Japan got nuked and Germany raped, bombed, and split up
>mfw Italy got none of that and gets almost 0 shit for what they did in WW2

D E V I L I S H

Don't worry Italy, retard Krauts never win anything anyway and history shows this. The only thing they were doing was tarnishing the image of nationalism for centuries to come with their retarded warped ideas of it. You did good.

>>53820935
I love these countries,thank you

I always think too.
Philp flag is confusing czech.
Your colonial of US.

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>>53821317
To be fair attacking the most powerful and industrious country in the world opening the Pacific front wasn't exactly a "brilliant move".

>>53821384
this
fucking germans and their boldness

Hello co-belligerents!

>>53820848
>charging against tanks

Will this meme ever die?

>>53821596
No because its true

hello :DDDDD

>>53821260
Italy at its peak literally never
>we wuz romanz

Lol ok benito, just remember if it weren't for your abysmal inability to not get your ass kicked all over Africa and the Med, Germany wouldn't have had to send you thousands of men and supplies out of their coffers which could have been used to strengthen their own efforts.

hello friends

>>53821822
There is plenty to criticize about Italy's military history, but coming from an American it's laughable. Americans are notorious for not being able to fight a war, only play at war.

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>>53821822
But i don't care Billy, just trying to put things in perspective so you can know your place. I mean, i know we were shit in WWII, but you're no big deal, and underperformed pretty much in all your history considering your nation plays in easy mode hehe

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>>53821771

NO ITS NOT TRUE WE USED CAVALARY TO TRANSPORT ANTI-TANK GUNS
PLS STOP

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Hello

Does german and italian heritage count?

>>53822225
depends how old this heritage is

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>>53821933
I assume you're going to say something about vikings, or of your so called "empire". Pfft, Sven really, you're out of your league here.
The United State military IS without a doubt, the most powerful military assembled in the modern world, if not ever. Anybody that would have you think other wise is merely a spin doctor passing falsehoods to impressionable minds like yourself.

>literally who

>>53821940
Like I said above, we are the best. Now if we are what you say we are, that would leave you in an even more pathetic state now wouldn't it? There's no contesting the US today, that would be doubly so if wars were still fought like back then. Period.

>>53822454
You were not invited in here, fatty. Get lost.

>>53822454
>There's no contesting the US today, that would be doubly so if wars were still fought like back then
just like the Maginot line was invincible if wars were still fought like in WWI, good job

>>53822454
>we are the best
Nope. Your land is. The rest came naturally.
>Now if we are what you say we are
>There's no "if", you certainly are an underperforming country
>that would leave you in an even more pathetic state now wouldn't it?
Why? Italy has little to no natural resources, was divided in microstates up until 150 years ago or so, yet we're in the 10 economies and were 5th until ten years ago. Totally happy about how things turned out considering the obvious handicaps. But you, look at you and your historic records. America is basically a russian fps player who manages to lose even with hacks.

>>53822513
>>53822608

>I d..d..didn't like what the mean man said
>I called him fat and told to leave

figlio di puttana , realizzando le tue colpe è una parte della crescita

>>53822690
Mi è piaciuto quello che hai detto, me ne sono fatto una bella risata

Unluckily all japs and Germans abandoned the thread but I'll state this anyway
>trusting Italy after WWI
How could you crauts even do that? Even after we proved ourselves traitors only that only fight for their own cause? We fooled you once it's shame on us, we fooled you twice is shame in you.

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Hi

NEXT

>>53822800
grazie il mio amico canoli , forse la prossima volta lotta con noi e possiamo farlo più spesso.

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>>53822454
>most powerful military
>Brits have to tell them to stay out of the way in NAfrica in WW2
>be generally useless on the field in WW2
>bullies NKorea but quickly runs away scared when China jumps in
>get assraped in Vietnam
>been fighting goat herders with equipment from the 50s since
>still make no progress against aforementioned goat herders because they aren't meeting them in an open field
>only "victory" was against Japan in WW2, a small country choked to death by sanctions and embargoes and even then had to use underhanded tricks like nuclear weapons to win

The fact that you have the biggest, most funded military only makes it more pathetic my dear burger. If my country's history was as shameful as yours I'd use a VPN to post under another flag.

>le italians bad at war
>people still think that the outcome of a war depends on the nationality/culture of the belligerents and not on the amount of troops and the quality of armaments which depend on the industrial, economic and demographic power

>>53823573
It was mainly bad logistic and worse commanding (due to the nepotism)
you can't deny they are something pretty common in Italy

am i invited

>>53823665
they are, but that's not the reason we lost. Countries like USA and UK were already heavily industrialized while we just had the industrial triangle, and that's the main reason our equipment was inferior

>>53823263
Oh but it is Sven, I'm sure you can atest to that. I thought we were doing you progressives a favor by causing all this turmoil. Now you and the Mujahideen that flock to your lands have something in common and can talk about how bad the American boogeyman is.
You should be more worried about abdul rakim ibn hakimshe taking over your country and not about how, despite all that, we could too (militarily speaking).

>>53823690
yeah son

>>53819518
Its rude to insult people who invite you into a thread, yes the italian leaders were even more retarded than ours...but still be nicer.

>>53819686
Fact, the japanese overtook us sadly.

>at least part of it

can we friends with commies?

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>>53822806
remember that we pretty much got away with EVERYTHING we did during history from burning the etruscans to the ground to this day

>>53821514
>>53821802
>>53821875
>>53822203
>>53822949
Hello :DD

>>53823932
>>53823263
I should also mention.
>literally does nothing, ever, as his neighbors are invaded from both sides with possible risk to self.
>No reputation to speak of what so ever, apart from some novelty empire you might as well have found in a cereal box
>Tries to pass judgement on the how the US goes about

You're like those pussys who watch boxing matches saying what the fighter should do when you have no idea yourself. Just shut the fuck up.

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The UK has won. Won everything. Won civilisation, humanity, world conquest.

The UK has won the culture war, the English language and Anglo media is the worlds most prominent and overruns weak indigenous tribal "cultures" like German, French and Chinese like a tsunami

Won the the realm of education, establishing the worlds top universities in the UK or founded by the British elsewhere. No, your quaint little tribal Shaman-hut universities outside the Anglo world are just there for flavouring.

Won the game of science by inventing the modern world, digital information age, industrial world

Won the game of colonisation, beating out all others soundly, the only successful coloniser which reshaped the face of the planet in Her image. In thousands of years the borders may still remain and to the people of the future, if disconnected from the history of the past, may very well believe the artificial boundaries and cultures of the world were created by God, when it was really just the UK

Italian army lost against a bunch of French peasants in Menton.

Italy is nothing more than just a rotten carcass.

>>53824008
>the japanese overtook us

no

>>53824249
love you France too :3

>>53824209
>won civilization
that was us
>won humanity
that was us again
>world conquest
half of europe did it
>culture
that was us
>language
just a couple of centuries ago everyone spoke french, before that everyone spoke latin, the lingua franca changes with time
>education
that was us
>inventing the modern world
the french
>colonization
turned out really well didn't it
oh wait

>>53824249
France lost before even starting the fight

>>53824317
I thought they wereb etter with electronics.

>>53824249
at least, despite switching sides, we fought till the end, unlike someone here

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In this thread, Japan flag who denigrates other countries is not Japanese.
Never mind.

We Japanese are really annoyed at their harassment every day
Their action intended to disparage Japanese is bloodcurdling
Their feeling of adherence to Japan is abnormal

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Only mistake was attacking to Soviet Union, they could be a great partner.

>>53824367
French SS were the last ones defending Hitler in Berlin.

>>53819703

You have nothing to do with us even if we're celebrating 150 years of relationship between Japan and Italy with a fuckload of events through all 2016 both here and there?

hello fellow axis members

Are we invited?

>>53819104
hello

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Hello my axis friends.

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VOTE FOR /brit/
https://poal.me/cudijb
DO IT, MONKEYS

https://poal.me/cudijb

Kick /brit/ out ;^)

>>53830567
gott straf england

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>>53830567
>>53830649
Gott Strafe England

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>>53821501
>fucking germans and their boldness
Aren't you forgetting a somewhat large detail about your own country's role during ww2?

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Ideologically we did our part, give us that at least.
And Hitler was warned quite clearly about our abysmal industrial capabilities, military organization and lack of resources for a war of such scale.
Benito had good intentions, just very bad tools to make it happen in that particular time period with a global war afoot.

Also, Italy didn't exactly "switch sides", a part of Italy did.

>>53819432
based white death

>>53823263
>>only "victory" was against Japan in WW2, a small country choked to death by sanctions and embargoes and even then had to use underhanded tricks like nuclear weapons to win

We could've easily won whether we used nuclear weapons or not. We just used nuclear weapons to spare more casualties. It was an absolute bloodbath and the Japanese were refusing to surrender.

>>53821958
>>53821771
It's not true
http://www.polamjournal.com/Library/APHistory/Cavalry_Myth/cavalry_myth.html

>>53834579
Still, for such an outstarved country it's pretty amazing how much of a fight they had in them.

>>53823263
list of Swedish military accomplishments:

>>53834709
True, but they were still dumb as hell
Were they expecting Germany to resurrect and help them?

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>>53824209
>>53820575
>Friendly reminder
But Germany lose 3 race wars in a row

>>53831492
Why Italy and Spain are science capital of EU ?

http://cordis.europa.eu/result/rcn/173629_en.html
http://cordis.europa.eu/result/rcn/90767_en.html

>>53835200
Every time we were the main players and basically stood alone against a shit ton of countries

>>53824209
Guess who you have to thank
The fucking US
You are no longer a superpower and therefore have not won by a longshot

>>53819824
RUBIN

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>>53835330
Wouldn't say we are the science capitals but we've got a good tradition I guess, despite being underfunded compared to other countries.

Try and stop me.

>>53819450
Am i in this?

>>53820248
en el lunapark po' hueón
argentinos culiaos patéticos

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hello I'm not a nazi or a fascist I just wanna hang out here.

>>53820067

Mario, bambino mio, you were the ones who couldn't wait to go into war. Adolf was telling you "no Italien, you no into war yet ok?" but then Benito sperged out, DOW on a France that was already beaten and your first ridicule in the long list of ridicules happened.

>>53837547
>you were the ones who couldn't wait to go into war

we literally went to war one year after germany, idiot.

>>53819922
you are right hunbro.

>>53830333
of course, my aryan friend

>>53834579
> We just used nuclear weapons to spare more casualties

this is what ameridumb cucked by their own hewish propaganda actually think. Stupid and world criminals, americans...

>>53837547
t. paco

go make some revolution in some spic shithole you motherfucking jew you

>>53819104
Had to cry for papa hitler to make things rights again heh

>>53840674
had to cry for your sister's manager to lend you some money to make things right again heh

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>my country was part of the Allied forces that liberated Europe from the tyranny of Axis

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>>53835710

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>>53837820
>>53840084

>bambinos italianos

Axis was mistake

>little italian dicks

>>53840884
>allies were the right side

my sides when I hear that, kek

my grandfathers fled Italy when shit happen.

Born here in Brazil, but my family is only Italian, and my father is from south germany.

Am I invited?

>>53841934
>are worshipped by anglo girls

>>53842155
>mfw these pasta nigga kiss their girlfriends with my anglo cum residue on their faces
lmaoing @ your lyfe

>>53842215
>not cumswapping cum of other men kissin your girlfriend

do Anglos even know what is Love?

>>53842358
cucks

>>53841970
your grandfathers were quitters and cowards, you are a vile spawn. You are not welcomed here, heartless lamb.

>>53842479
lmao shut the fuck up dude

>>53842625
terrone detected

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Soon, goyim

tfw we fought eve after the geramns surrendered

>>53842155
>admitting you have a small dick

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>>53842625
Go vote PD, weakling. If he was here, you would fear to go outside your house, coward!

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>>53842979
literally underage b& holy shit

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The Nazis only want to liberate Europe from communism and return to Germany his dignity.

The Italians just wanted to be a great power, as they deserved.

Japanese only wanted to liberate Asia from Western colonialism and dominate the continent, as they deserved for his technological and moral superiority.

¡Pasamos y pasaremos!
¡Vencimos y venceremos!

>>53842479

So, no pics of my Mother of Pearl Mauser.

What expected the balkan states to recieve from an axis victory? I can understand that Croatia wanted to get independent from Jugoslavia, but what about Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria?

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Germans fuck off

Rot-weiß-rot bis in den Tod

>>53842845
>being honest is a bad thing

american society everyone.

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Yeah