Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53818209
First for Sweden

2nd for Danmark

3rd for Sweden

4th for weaboo hunting

>>53818209
乙
あと20分でサウジ戦

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乙

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>>53818296
DIN FEDE LORT

8th for loli

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乙

>>53818358
rude

ツイッター落ちた

>>53818410
死んどるやないかい!w

>>53818458
また?

>>53818328
頭おかしな人いっぱいいましたよ
変わったというか、哲学の核心となる「考えること」がうまくなって狂ったとか
あなたには分析の必要がないことを改めて分析したくなってくることないの?
できるから!気持ち良いから!といった感じとかしない?
頭の中で閉じ込められていて、出そうにもない気持ちとか?
哲学を始めてから普通通りものを楽しめられないような気持にならない?

Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UxWeBT1BY

おやすみ
I want to touch 日本人じゃない's thighs

>>53818535
>哲学を始めてから普通通りものを楽しめられないような気持にならない?
そもそも哲学を学んでないです

>>53818731
おやすみー

>>53818731
Ew they're probably hairy and pale and you can see green veins through them ew thanks for the image

>>53818675
Is this the first time her music has been used in anime?

>>53818742
どういうこと???
ずっとことを楽しめられない人だった?
知りたいから、その気持ちがわかるかわからないか教えて

>>53818209
おつです

>>53818830
外国人の方ですか?

>>53818791
ringo siina ならyesたぶんmaybe

>>53818861
「楽しめられない」で分かった?

>>53818906
全体的に不思議な感じの文章

>>53818791
singer is megumi hayasibara.

>>53818956
>哲学科に変わった人いるのですか
と聞かれたから、自分なりに答えたのです。

>>53818535
何この異常な文章

哲学を学ぶとこうなるのか

>>53819207
すでに頭がこうなりうる人は哲学に惹かれるだけ
だから前スレの哲学専攻くんはそのうちわかると思う。お楽しみに

そういえば銀閣寺のすぐ近くに哲学の道という小道があります
雨の日の静かな日に歩くとなかなか風情があっていいですよ

>>53818535
一般教養でとった授業の哲学科の教授は確かに気違いだった
哲学科って大学の中でもかなり異質な存在なんだろうな

>>53819417
え、外人さん?

日本1-0サウジ

>>53819908
言動が見ていて不安になる感じあるよな
俺が凡人だから哲学者の考えがわからないだけかもしれないけど

>>53819908
西洋哲学の奴と東洋哲学の奴が全然違う感じだったのは覚えている

>>53819962
え?

Hey, hoping some foreigner/someone who knows stuff could help me out a bit with a visa question. Tried googling around but I seem to just be running in circles.

I'm here on a student visa that expires on 1st of April, and want to get a tourist visa so I can stay longer, is there any way to change to a tourist visa or get one without leaving the country or do I have to just buy an expensive flight ticket out and then back into the country?

>>53820112
不思議な日本語話してるからじゃない?

日本人がスムーズだと思う日本語会話って、
国語としては落第点の文章が多いよな。

こんな感じ
”おれがお前にそういったときにお前は、それおかしんじゃね、って言ってたけど、こういう取りとめも中身も無い言葉だけを聞かされ続けるのってウザくね。”

このような文章はネイティブの言葉であることはわかりますが、クソです。
ネイティブ禁止

哲学ってどんな内容の講義なん?

正義や生きる意味についてとか?
ハーバードの有名な哲学者が本を出版したりしてるけどそれ使ったりするの?

俺は愛とか偽善とかが気になる。

>>53820002
どういう話の流れだったかは忘れたけど科学的に完全に否定されてるカルト的な某トンデモ学説の正当性について語り出して唖然とした
文系の学者と言ってもあれはないわ

かわいい&ですです
トビオネストラド

>>53820313
もう不思議だって何度も言われているからそのくらいわかっているよ
わからないのは外人呼ばわりされてることだよ
もう外人だと自認しているから意味ないよ

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>>53819830
これかな
きれいだね

ぬこのトイレ掃除してたらうんこはもちろんゲロまであった
ヌコなりに「いかんそうとうキモくて吐きそうやが我慢して汚物はしっかりと便所にせな」だなんて考えてるんだなと感心した。
終わり

>>53820358
文系でもだいぶ特殊だと思うけど・・・
心理学はとにかくデータが大事実験が大事って感じだったし
経済学は計算ばっかりだった

>>53820544
心理学や経済学が文系扱いってのは違和感がある
どこの大学だとそういう分野が文系に分類されるんだ?

>>53820509
うちのネッコは、いきなりクェックェって言いながら、前のめりになったかと思ったら吐き終わってる
もちろん所構わずで掃除が大変だ
トイレと違って躾が出来なくて困ってる

>>53820802
どこの大学というか普通に日本では経済学部は文系扱いになってたけど

>>53820509
ネコのゲロは正常な生理現象のひとつだから健康でなによりだ。

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大学で学んだことなんてすっかり忘れたけど、骨格標本を作ったことだけはよく覚えてる
出来上がりがすごく綺麗だった

英語できるようになりてえ・・・

>>53821175
逆に、日本語できるようになりたいと思う

>>53821316
P-Pardon?

>>53821316
日本語お上手ですの

>>53821091
化学の実験でアスピリンを作ったけど、上手くいかなくて、ボロボロのラムネ菓子みたいなシロモノを作り出してしまったのを思い出した
今ではいい思い出だけどけどね

>>53821050
I wonder where she's going.
Home? To the beach? To the local government office?

>>53820260
Students whose visa will expire before leaving Japan can change their visa status to “Short term stay”.
卒業から帰国までに在留期限が切れてしまう場合は、在留資格を「短期滞在」に変更することができます。
Maximum period of stay: 3 months
在留期間: 3カ月
<Notes 注意事項>
・Once visa status is changed to short term stay, re-entry into Japan is not allowed. (However, students from visa-waiver countries may re-enter Japan as a tourist. Please check with the embassy of the country involved.)
・Working a part-time job with a “short term stay” status is illegal.
・短期滞在に変更した後は日本に再入国できなくなりますので注意してください。(ビザ免除国の学生は観光ビザでの入国が可能です。)
・在留資格を「短期滞在」とした後は、アルバイトはできません。

>>53821475
実験で何か作るのって楽しいよね
出来が単位に響かないかぎり気楽に出来る

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おはようございます!

>>53821801
おはようアメリカ君

>>53821801
おはよう

>>53821801
なんだかとても眠いんだ
パトラッシュ

why do so many westerners want to live in Japan?

I think that these people think Japan is like a paradise full of anime/manga and wive/husband material.

They don't realize that Japan is a place for japanese people only, there really is no place for us westerners there. only diplomats and travelers should go there. but studying, working, living there as a foreigner? A hell of a fuck no

>>53821569
I have no idea at all.
This place looks a rural residential area.

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>>53822014
anime

>>53822014
oh, it was a gravure shoot, I thought it was real life

>>53821918
You understand us so much. I hope there are more forerigners. like you. ;_;

>>53822182
I think I am one of the only gaijins that think that way.

Don't understand me wrong, I actually wanted to live in Japan once too, then I watched some videos and informed me.

I realized, this wouldn't be the country/culture I would love to live in. Most westerners love idividualism, but japanese people aren't individualists in any kind of way.

as a non-japanese, Japan truely is only a place to travel to.

>>53822585
Yeah, we hate western "muh individualism" culture. We don't like foreigners don't understand our culture, this is why we're successful in immigration policy anyway.

>>53822680
can I ask you why you hate individualism?

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Do you have cheese pizza in your HD?

>>53822748
Just look at Europe today. Individualism collapse society.

>>53822858
I don't see what's wrong with europe next to its openness to foreigners?

>>53822948
Are you sure? Europe is clearly hell now as a foreign eyes..

>>53822585
rice cultivation countries are likely to be collectivism rather than individualism.

>>53823103
Not that you can see much through those eyes :^)

>>53822858
Open door immigration collapses society, this happens when corrupt scum get a hold of your governing institutions.

Do real japs come to this thread/board/site?

>>53823259
We Japanese can change the government when we noticed government was held by corrupt politicians. because our collectivism mind makes us think government is important.

>>53823355
so, this question AGAIN

>>53823355
We are all program spamming kawaii engrish.

>>53823377
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't your whole country run by old selfish geezers?

>>53823377
But you are not Japanese.

>>53823467
I don't know why you hate old people just because they are old. Old people have more knowledge than younger ones.

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We always ask for stuff about Japan. But what is your favourite Japanese documentary about something 'not Japan'?
(Also, what is your favourite Japanese documentary about Japan?)

>>53822585
I live in Japan and I like it. If you're not overly nationalistic about your own country and have an open mind--that youre not thoroughly convinced your way of doing things or what youre used to is absolutely correct, its fine.

>>53823517
Well, average Japanese people tend to say "my country worse than yours" but actually they fucking love their own country because it is raally great. I'm one o them.

>>53823259
America was built on immigration and is the world's only superpower. I think you're wrong.

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>>53823467

they are the only people voting too

>>53823520
Put more emphatizes on the "selfish" part. I can't trust old folks in adapting to everchanging times. If they even put any thoughts into the future.

I mean, our cancellor is more or less young compared to your guys and she still thinks about the internet as soemthing new. Then again, my knowledge about japanese politics is very superficial to say in the least.

>>53823467
Germany's population problem is worse than Japan's. Well I guess now you have lots of new sandpals.

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>>53823686
Youth know their votes won't change shit.

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>>53823778
Oh, there's even one with different ages. Might as well post that.

>>53823723
I think younger people tend to be more selfish than old people. I don't know this is different in western society though.

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>>53823377
Abe is working well. There is no reason to change the government. I support Abe.
>Nikkei stock price is 2 times.
>Unemployment rate is 3.3%, very low.
>Birth number of 2015 increased than 2014.
>Suicide number decreased for 6 years in a row.

>>53823851
We're talking about politicians here though. Nice grandma/grandpa from next door doesn't run a country.

I feel japan is losing his appeal with younger generations
while talking with high schoolers last week none of them knew the word "anime"
weeaboos are not longer in production

>>53823909
Our politicians are like nice grandma/granpa next door. Prime minister Abe is popular here.

みなさんおやすみなさい

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>>53823868
Suicide number decreased for 6 years in a row.
http://www.jiji.com/jc/graphics?p=ve_soc_tyosa-jikenjisatsu

>>53823933
Your image is the one of 10 years ago.

>>53823868
Crime level is the lowest since the war

>>53823417
>4chan gets 22000000 visitors per year
>oh no! Someone asked a question more than once!

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I plan to visit japan in 50 years
would be nice to see the anime land irl

>>53824076
Yeah, I had to add it in my comment, thanks.

>>53824129
>more than once
Sorry, but I see that question once a day to say the least
It's really annoying

面接でもゲームや漫画の話する体験のある俺ww
これはフランス

>>53824728
面接官の人がおじさんならゲームの話とかわかんなくね?

>>53824728
>漫画
バンドデシネ?

>>53824804
話題を持ちだしたのは俺じゃなくて相手だよ
30代半の普通な親父だったっけ

>>53824891
いや、日本の漫画

>>53825070
フランスすげー
うちの親父なんかゲームはゲームボーイくらいしか知らないぞ
DSも3DSもゲームボーイって呼ぶ

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ナス

>>53825226
笑
俺も時々驚く

>>53825310
Aubergine

>>53825310
天ぷらがおいしい

>>53825310
英国人も食べるのか

>>53825506
I am yet to find something (besides tempura prawn) that tastes bad as tempura.

>>53825310
アイ ヘイト 茄子

>>53825570
SHUT UP AND EAT NASU

>>53825440
日本に行ったら和食を大量食べたい

>>53825821
丼物や粉物をおすすめする

>>53825821
逆にフランス行って菓子を大量に買いたい
マカロンとかマドレーヌとかフィナンシェとか母ちゃんに食わせてやりたい

>>53826243
ナスはどこ

>>53826243
この前スコットランドくんがおいしそうな親子丼作ってた

>>53826243
コップがかわいいな

>>53826298
超高いけどラデュレは有名

Wow Japan you are so fucking racist that you don't even see it. How can you be so goddamn oblivious to your xenophobia and blatant racism? It's not cute, it's disgusting.
Fucking japs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLBShiGoJFo

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フランスパンってかたいけどお年寄りはどうやって食べるの?

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Daily Reminder: NEVER, EVER EVER trust a Jap!

The culture of cunning deception:

1 - http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Osaka-police-hide-81000-crimes-to-clean-up-image-30239996.html

2 - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600362/Japan-stem-cell-researcher-says-results-valid.html

3 - http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/study-suggests-japan-falsified-whale-hunting-data-during-the-1960s/

4 - http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2015/11/02/national/scope-of-asahi-kasei-data-falsification-spans-300-piling-projects-sources/#.Vp5QnVJ2TIV

5 - http://www.claimsjournal.com/news/international/2015/10/16/266407.htm

6 - http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-nuclear-chugoku-elec-pwr-idUKKCN0PP11M20150715

7 - http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21226068

>>53826612
今調べた
通販があって日本でも買えるらしい
ただマカロン四個で約2500円ってどういうことww
いやめっちゃうまいんだろうけどね

>>53826992
うちのお婆ちゃんはフレンチトーストにして食べてたよ。

みんな、こんにちは!

is there another word i can use for "to order" instead of "注文する"?
for example, can i say 喫茶店でコーヒーを頼む

no one like japan

now go to die

>>53826992
どうか知らないけど食べる

>>53827115
それでも本店はいつも混んでいるw
どんなにうまいだろう

>>53827400
頼む is okay desu

>>53827664
now, here is the real question:
In the sentence 「コーヒーを頼む」, is 頼む a 他動詞?

>>53827628
バゲット以外のパンは好き?食べる?
クロワッサンとか?

>>53826298
吉祥寺にならフランス人が作ってるフランス菓子の店があるぞ。あと吉祥寺にはフランス人が経営してる緑茶の店もあるww

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>>53826701
>4:15

>>53827801
吉祥寺かあ遠いね
神楽坂にはめっちゃフランス人住んでるって聞いたけど神楽坂じゃなくて吉祥寺なんだね

>>53827739
Sorry…………I don't know (;´д｀)

>>53828069
that's ok nippon-kun!
we are studying 自動詞 and 他動詞 in class, but whenever i ask the japanese students here they don't know the difference haha

>>53826701
>majority of people say if a foreigner speaks Japanese they'll speak to them in Japanese
>still racist

>>53827743
食べるよ。ブリオッシュとか穀物やクルミが加えたのもたまに食べる

>>53828007
それは聞いた事なかった、なんで神楽坂なんだろ。吉祥寺は個人経営の店が多いから、ちらほらと欧米が経営してる店もあるし、インターナショナルスクールもあって外国人を度々見るよ。

>>53828133
Jisho says it's transitive.
When I had transitive/intransitive, they were seemed pretty easy and intiutive. I'd say it's probably harder to tell the words apart.

>>53828379
they are intuitive for the most part, but my textbooks had some "trick examples"
for example, 家を出る, but 出る is intransitive (自動詞)

What is the best translation of the sentence
>Because the coffee was hot I added some milk to it.

My best guess is
>コーヒーが熱かったので、牛乳を少し足しました。

>>53828223
フランス人学校があるのとフランス人が経営するショップやレストランがたくさんあるから一大コミュニティみたいになってるんじゃない?
日仏学院っていうフランス政府公式の機関もあるらしい

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Make sure to sometimes read /ss/ as a break from loli manga. It makes the experience much more pleasurable.

>>53828647
This is true.

すごいサイト見つけた
http://www.insecam.org/

>>53828816
助平

>>53828621
perfect

>>53826701

that bald guy with the beard is so ugly. I bet he spent like 10 years learning japanese and perfecting it to get fluent and still doesn't even get laid

kek

>>53828621
Natural and perfect

>>53828632
そうなんだ。神楽坂行ったら、もっとフランス人が作ってる料理とか食べられんのかな。ちょっと探してみる。

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You can't claim to be native okinawan if you don't know the story of the ear-cutting monk and the story about the beautiful wife who cut off her own nose.

>>53828889
>>53829055

really?! that is the first time i've ever been able to form a good, natural sentence (after 1.5 years of studying)!
うれしい!

>>53829132
………耳なし芳一?

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>>53829227
Behold! The sweet fruits of your hard labour, anon.

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>>53829132
Why? Native Taiwanese and a part of Southeast Asians were cannibals. But eventually, we can be best partner like this animu.

hi

>>53829563
Hello

Japanese anons, how common is it for normies to know the meaning of 「中出し」?
I'm afraid I may have revealed my power level last night when I was explaining to a girl the meaning of English "creampie."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc_GY65lVuc

Hello. it is common to see Idol groups perform on the street for free in Japan?

This Aussie is a peru-tier troll, just ignore him.

>>53829641
like 95% Japanese people know 中出し.

>>53829874
Disgusting... This is Korean culture.

>>53829874
I think it's not so common to be honest.

>>53829641
I'm sure 99% of us know a meaning of '中だし'.

>I'm afraid I may have revealed my power level last night when I was explaining to a girl the meaning of English "creampie."
Yeah, I have almost same experience with you.
When I was in English class, I called my English teacher 'a milf', because I thought it just refers 'a nice looking middle aged women.'

>>53829935
wow... my girlfriend is one of the 5% purest people
ラッキー

>>53830067
Hahaha!! that's a great story!
was your teacher アメリカ人?

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>>53829874

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>>53829364
No. The Okinawan one is about a monk that carries a katana and a scythe and cuts off ears.

>>53829935
>>53830067
>>53830081
It's not popular among females. I myself only knew the word after seeing it on the internet.

>>53830081

or retarded. or just pretending

What's the meaning of "trade management", anons?
Ex. Trade management is my special field of expertise.

>>53830081
>>53830215
or made up

>>53830143
Yes, she is American. She was upset a bit when I said it to her.
I want to delete this from my memory.

>>53830233
sounds like resume bullshit to me
anyway, i don't know the meaning

>>53830387
she sounds too sensitive
foreign students are expected to make funny mistakes
also, it's a compliment!... wait, how old was she?

>>53830215
>pretending a pure girl who doesn't know any sexual things.
Not bad.

>>53830399
OK, thanks.

>>53830233
Like being an international salesman, maybe?

>>53830215
>>53830521
>pretending

i really don't think this is true
but, isn't that every guy's fear?
to find out that his gf was (or worse, is) a huge whore?

日本語でおk

>>53830625
の

そんなに一気に飲むと病気になるよ

>>53830491
I couldn't ask her age, because she taught us that asking female's age is considered a rude thing. (She also taught us western manners as well as teaching English.)
She looked middle of 40s.

American anons, in America, how common is it for normies to know the meaning of "creampie"?

>>53828456
I thought if it has を objects, it's transitive, if not, then not.

>>53830884
Is it not rude to ask a female's age in Japan?

>>53830233
I think it refers '貿易管理'.
He/she arranges all import/export things such as booking a sea vessel, create shipping documents, adjust shipping schedule in order to meet customer's requires, and so on.

>>53830993
rude.

>>53830572
>>53831098
Thank you very mush anons. Take my pussy.

>>53830993
Yes, it is also considered a rude in Japan as well, but she taught me that it is more rude if I ask it in western countries.

Japs/English teachers ITT, what are you work hours?

>>53831261
14 hours a day every day

>>53831181
I'm allergic to cats, sorry

>>53828456
I don't know about what is 自動詞 or 他動詞.
Is that important to speak language?

>>53830884
>She looked middle of 40s.
but, as we say, "white women age like milk"
it's possible she was in her 30s or even 20s, so that would be why she was offended
american women are very sensitive about age

>>53830947
extremely common for people younger than 40 years old i think

>>53830964
in most cases, but there are exceptions (such as my example)

>>53831411
No it's not, I have no idea what they're talking about. It will probably make it easier if you know it though

>ドアを開けようとしたが鍵をかかった
or
>ドアを開けようとしたが鍵がかかった

which is correct? or is there a better sentence?

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>>53831064
ドイツにもかわいい女がいます。

>>53831583
ドアを開けようとしたが鍵がかかっていた is correct and better.

are most nihon-jins racist?

>>53831687
thank you, 名無しくん!

>>53831583
The second one is correct.
> ドアを開けようとしたが鍵がかかった
implying the door was just locked when you tried to open the door. (The door was unlocked until you tried to open the door.)

If you want to say 'When I tried to open a door, but it was locked.', you should say 'ドアを開けようとしたが鍵がかかっていた。'

>>53831886
very good explanation!
thank you!!

>>53831809
No actually

>>53831484
>"white women age like milk"
Does this idiom say that women appearance is easy to get degradation like milk?

>>53831590
素晴らしい

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>>53832232
Yes. The full saying is that women age like milk and men age like wine.

>>53832232
it means white women become ugly from old age quickly
because milk also "spoils" quickly

こん。。。こんにちは。。

>>53832469
こんにちんぽ

>>53832568
元気?

>>53832387
>>53832408
>milk (not 'a milk')
>wine (not 'a wine')
When you write/speak those uncountable nouns, do you put a consciousness in order not to make a mistake? Or, are you able to write/speak them correctly without putting any consciousness?

does anyone here like to eat okonomiyaki? what style do you prefer? hirsoshima or osaka style?

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>>53832568
ホモすぎ

>>53832819
Yes, I like Okonomiyaki.
I'm from Kanto region, so I don't know much about the difference between Osaka and Hiroshima style.

>>53832907
でも、ホモが好き <3

だ、だめよ、こんなところじゃ

>>53832944
i read that in your region the dish is much smaller

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>>53832970
では、自殺してください。

ニューハーフ好きはホモに含まれますかね?

>>53832688
We don't put much thought into it in most cases. In this case it's a very general sentence, so an article makes no sense.
Sometimes I have to think for a second too though, cause they use a few less articles than us.

>>53832688
No consciousness at all.

>>53832819
osaka style hands down

>>53833075
女以外全部がホモ

>>53832688
It's too ingrained into my head for me to put any conscious thought into it.

>>53833057
ノー

>>53832819
Osaka style is more standard than hiroshima one, I think. I bet most Japanese people prefer osaka one.

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>>53831590
レナ・マイヤー=ランドルートのお尻はなんかつまらないと思いますw

>>53833092
Are you learning Japanese? How do you think that Japanese language doesn't have articles such as 'the' 'a' 'an'?

I am wondering why western language still have articles in their language system. Sentences can make sense without using articles. It makes things complicated.

>>53826701
Autismal

>>53831809
No, but almost most Japanese have extreme conservative thought just like Texas is politically conservative. We do not want revolution like China.

>>53833075
俺はかわいいパンツの中のちんちんを見ると興奮する

>>53833427
almost all*

>>53833075
ちんこついてるニューハーフが好きなら、ホモ。

>>53833518
まったくちんちんに触れずに、前立腺への刺激のみで射精する。
これについてどう思われますか?

>>53833636
エロすぎる

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>>53833380
I have a question.
Can you tell the difference between German girl and Dutch girl?

>>53833384
They're an important part of the language, and they add additional information to the sentence.

It's like asking why Japanese people still use so many personal pronouns. You don't need nearly so many, but having more of them lets you add more potential meanings to the sentence.

what do japanese people think of donald trump... ??

>>53833724
German girl: 丸めがね、そばかす、中肉中背
Dutch girl: 背が高い、ガリガリ

>>53833850
m-meme...

>>53833030
what does this mean without any context?

>>53833850
He is just an attention whore. He doesn't want to be a president actually. If he can get many attentions from audiences, it means he can advertise without putting many money. It is efficient way.

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僕たちはかわいいフィンランド人の女の子が大好きだ、ね?

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>>53834103
もちろん

>>53834086
i'm concerned about my friends who want to vote for him... we're young and only 18, but they can't seem to see through his whole thing. i like rand paul, but no one will vote for him.

>>53833384
It's fine without them, but it's also true it can get a bit vague if you don't have any.
Personally I don't have any problems not having any.

>>53834201
Is it common for young Americans to go for vote?
In Japan, a vote rate by young people is very low, because they don't want to use their time for vote.

>>53834429
i heard also because politicians cater to the views of the senior citizens since japan is a grey nation. yes it is common for young people to vote here.

>>53834429
It hasn't been, but with this election it seems like a lot more of the younger generation is going out to vote, including myself.

How is Bernie Sanders viewed in Japan? I seen a twitter post earlier saying they hoped he and the UK candidate brought the US and UK into an age of socialism.

>>53834429
Young Canadians like to vote. That's the only reason our new Prime Minister was elected. This happened despite Canada having a large senior population. This is why I worry about Japan, they think their votes don't count.

and what do you guys think of mrs. clinton? i personally don't like her either. we don't have a lot of good candidates this time around in my opinion

>>53834547
You are right. That's the problem.
I think our gov should use internet technology for vote so that we can vote without wasting our time, but our gov is too afraid to use it. Old people don't want to use a new technology.

>>53834724
Clinton is an absolute fucking idiot and if elected guarantees another term of mediocrity and nothing of note, just like the past 15 years.

At least Sanders and Trump will do something different. I mean, when the fuck did that last happen? JFK, LBJ?

>>53834920
出た!

>>53835042
死ね

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ew-MIwHaws

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>>53833636
それなんてYAOI?

>>53834602
I am stupid about politics things, so I don't know about him at all, even his name. Does he put his focus on turning the US into a socialism country?
In Japan, some young generation gradually started to feel a sympathy against socialism, because no matter how they work, they are still poor tier. On the other hands, old generations are still able to get more wage than young generations. Young generations think it is very unfair. In fact, Japanese communist party marked historic high votes from young generations on the last election.

>>53835560
>some young generation gradually started to feel a sympathy against socialism
You mean シールズ?
They have been hired from Japanese communist party through the CCP, South Korean student group that supports comfort women is also the same shit. Taiwanese call them 紅衛兵.

>>53835369
BOYSLOVUU

>>53835942
I don't know, but I don't think that a number of them is big. I don't think the Japanese communist party or the SK group have enough money to hire them.

today a japanese guy asked me if i was interested in getting in to the industry of selling anime and manga. i've never thought of that before... how often do gaijin do this sort of thing?

How did your public school teach you about sexual things in your country?
Japanese students are divided to boys group and girls group. The boys are educated about males' body, for example, "masturbating is nothing wrong" thing and "How was you created by your parents" thing.
I don't know how was the girls' group educated.

>>53836667
i hope they were taught masturbating is nothing wrong :)

>>53836667
Pretty much the same way. I think girls learn about periods and stuff like their breasts growing.

Everyone always wanted to peek into the girl's class.

>>53836667
Some bitch comes in for a day, and tells the girls not to have sex or they'll get stds. Although this was a catholic school, not a strict one though.

>>53836334
I also know very little about SK political situation, I just heard from Korean friend, he said Chinese population rapidly increased there by their politicians sell the land and that's the same as Chinese invasion.
At least I know one of them exposed about their daily wage of シールズ.

Is Japan really as xenophobic as many people say?

>>53836902
no

>>53836902
racist as fuck, like nazi germany inside an island + small penis complex

>>53836902
It's true for some degree.
People are afraid of people who speak different language. Foreigners feel it badly, and they claim us as xenophobic.

>>53836902
>>53836983
Yeah you're given a badge denoting "外人” upon exiting the plane, and must register for a number.

>>53836902
It depends on the region.

We can see foreigners everywhere in major cities, especially Tokyo and Kyoto.

>>53837017
What if you engaged them speaking Japanese?

>>53836962
Have you ever traveled there?

>>53836983
>nazi germany
>racist
lel, Hitler praised Japan and China unlike Anglos.

>>53837087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k

>>53836667
I went to a Catholic school, so we just did the bare minimum that was legally required. They showed us some videos about how to put a condom on and where babies came from and stuff. I remember laughing a lot during them.

>>53837136
If they can speak understandable Japanese, it doesn't matter for most of us. 99% of foreigners can't into the language though.

>>53837194
>Hitler praised his fellow racists Japan and China unlike Anglos.
Fixed

>>53837273
All kids laughed about this shit

>>53837215
笑える

>>53837273
I also laughed a lot during the class. But my dick intentionally got hard because my teacher demonstrate a sex by using real female doll with a vagina, so I was upset about how I could hide my erected dick.

そろそろ次のを建ててくる

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>>53837331
難しすぎて僕みたいなバカ害人には全く理解できない
初めから無理だ

>>53837581
im so sorry....

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>>53837362
Hitler wasn't White or aryan, but just Jewish Ken sama(orientboo)

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>>53837657

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>>53837581
>using real female doll with a vagina
wtf-we just had a book

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>>53837273
>西パキスタン
>カトリック学園
嘘臭い

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>>53837714

>>53837634
お待ちしています。

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>>53837109
Plus Sapporo.

Sapporo is one of the most westernized cities in Japan, I think.
>Our chiristmas market is just like as German one.
>Sapporo would never prosper without William Smith Clark.(American guy)
>Even some of our girls look like non Japanese.
>Many foreigners live in the city.
>Local news reporters are sometimes Russian and German and bla bla bla.(pic related)

>>53837942

どうぞ
>>53838172
>>53838172
>>53838172