Get in here cunts. 2759 (St. Clair) reporting in.
How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
>How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
I got no friends and am a morbidly obese shut-in. So I ain't doing nothing.
I hope no-one sets any fireworks off. They really upset my dog.
Yes m8 I am a real NEET.
When I called myself a shut-in it should have been obvious, but I know there are lots of fakers around like yourself.
I am starting external uni degree in February though.
getting drunk at a friends house and have a bbq and swim in pool.
>How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
By running down a boong in my 4WD.
Hey champ, I read everything you have typed im in the same boat
>The Orthodox Church
As you said m8, they are an immigrant-based church.
I don't have much against Eastern Europeans and Greeks and Russians etc, but it is not my culture and so can't be my church. I find it all quite foreign and woggy.
>im in the same boat
No wonder our boat is sinking m8.
well grab a bucket and start ......wait im out of breath hold on
I think this Australia Day is gonna be a big one.
Depression is a consequence of failure, not success.
Cut the bullshit. You are depressed because you are either shit at what you do or you (probably because you can't understand it figure out how do do it correctly) or are at the bottom of the social hierarchy so you are ignored by women.
MURDER, RAPE AND TORTURE OF AUSTRIALIAN ABORIGINAL CHILDREN
The early infanticidal childrearing mode of Austrian Aboriginals has been arguably the most abusive and neglectful of all tribal cultures. It is possible that the poor environment of the Australian desert is partially responsible for their lack of progress in childrearing, though New Guinea was nearly as stuck as they are in early infanticidal mode childrearing and they have had a far better environment than Australia. The origins of the very violent personalities of Aboriginals are, of course, in no way caused by genetic differences, only developmental. Thousands of Aboriginals have been removed from their parents and brought up by modern city parents and they turn out to have personalities indistinguishable from others in their adoptive families.
>I get DSP for depression m8. And fuck your diseased wife.
you are absolutely disgusting
fuck off we're full and your overwide self is taking up too much room
>tfw have to put up with progressives ego stroking themselves on facebook until the end of the month
I got downvoted to hell when I asked for proof when someone said that Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells is a literal fascist. That sub is an even bigger echo-chamber than /pol/, and that's no easy feat.
/r/circlejerkaustralia is good fun though.
>when you get reassessed
I got assessed under the new rules the first time m8.
I agree that you should not be able to get DSP for depression or other mental shit so long as you are able to live independently.
But blame the people who make the rules, not me.
Depression is a condition caused by chemical imbalance in the brain. This is why it can be managed with medication, and cannot be managed solely with therapy.
Why would you want too come here?
you wouldn't be able too bring that based setup
witch is shame, that's an awesome collection
Poorfaggot, it's not bad here though.
Unless you're a bikie or non-white your chances of getting robbed is nil and it's honestly decent here considering abilities of Public Transport, Groceries.
Oh don't be a poof.
I just came...... fuck straya
Im heading too you
Eh, I already live in St Clair, which is probably the best suburb in the Penrith area and Western Sydney in general. The only downside is that there's no train station here so I have to catch a bus to fucking St Marys.
Dream collection. I saved those pics from a k thread which must have been you. ...sigh...
Getting a few cases of VBangers, setting up my speakers to blast hours of Men at Work's "Land Down Under" before the Hottest 100. Inviting my mates around for a barbecue and drink fest. Probably slay my missus once I'm pissed enough and then chucking a sickie the next day from work.
I don't know where you're living because australia is practically full of so many grey laws and literal officers who just wave you off most of the time.
Gun-wise yeah we could do a bit better.
But it isn't difficult to get rifles here.
Jesus mate you're only a few kilometers away.
Also, do you work inner city or are you a tradie?
Bendigo is about to get a mosque thanks to its corrupt council.
No one wants it here and all the young shits are becoming PC.
If nothing is done freedom is lost, speaking your mind can get you fired.
nah he's got no chance, plus each gun can carry more then 5 rounds in a clip,
the hand guns alone would be harder to get in the, semi-auto rifles
Gonna get drunk with whoever has a swimming pool and hosts a straya day party.
Got 4 days off, get good and sunburnt and talk about how shit the hottest 100 is because I only like metal and new retro anyway.
Anyone else in Canberra WMSC?
Two Weeks away from being a LVM Apprentice.
I don't know if I'll work part time, if I get a apprenticeship I think I'll just stick with that.
Kevin "MY HAIR" Rudd is the only fuckwitt who apologized mate.
Remember mate, we're kind of like the United States, all our states have their own general behaviours and different ways of going.
You've got a point, laws must have been written by a bunch of impotent clowns.
me and me m8s usually go down to the park (thats right next to the beach), get drunk and get up to all sorts of mischief. its usually great
but one of ours friends is half aboriginal, and given that hes related to fucking everyone in the valley some of his family turn up. its normally fine because they segregate themselves but the older aboriginals have to always remind us what the day actually represents, which gives them a reason to act like complete fuckwits (according to them).
Hahahahaa I got that, nice one champ
melbourne victoria here lonley 20 year old me but my chuch friends are in their 20s and there is a stunning south african in there that i chat to and will be hanging out with them for a beach get together
i could go out..
OR I COULD NOT GO OUT ON THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR, THE ONLY DAY WHEN ALL THE WORST FUCKHEADS IN THE COUNTRY HAVE THE DAY OFF AT THE SAME TIME AND WASTE IT BY GETTING DRUNK, DAMAGING PROPERTY AND KING HITTING EACH OTHER
>but the older aboriginals have to always remind us what the day actually represents
The day represents the founding of colony you fucking cuck.
Unless you are aboriginal culturally as well as ethically (which is essentially no one) our society is not an aboriginal one and therefore what happened to those groups isn't really relevant. All countries were founded by the spilling of blood. I am essentially certain that all aboriginal clans that existed when the British arrived were not the first groups to exist on that land (although since they didn't figure out how to write we will never know).
Don't be a fucking cuck mate.
In saying that I would just smile and nod if an aboriginal spoke to me about it.
Drink, I guess, until the whining of people saying "invasion day" louder and louder in the hopes someone says how progressive and amazing they are gets too much then I assume it's time to leave or coward punch/
Invasion day you white dog cunt
>split opening frankfurter
What the fuck
Because the only legitimate universities require physical attendance?
Unless you're doing nursing or something if you go to anything that isn't group of 8 you are wasting your time.
>falling for the online uni is a joke meme
Yeah mate you surely need that 1on1 time where they go over exactly what you read before class.
You know why they push online learning is inferior? Cause if you stopped going to classes they'd make less money.
If you can't teach or motivate yourself without some faggot holding your hand you are fucking useless
>If you can't teach or motivate yourself without some faggot holding your hand you are fucking useless
honestly this 2bh.
although if you learn by ear better the lectures are really helpful. then again at my uni the lectures were recorded and uploaded anyway
Invasion day you say?
Will be too blazed to be fazed
i know what it represents rofl, maybe i shouldve worded it better to prevent your autism from flaring up. what i shouldve said is thats what they believe, not what it represents (to us).
these guys are usually in their 50s, drunk as fuck and go on with this big tirade about the white man. every year they talk about it and we let them do it, its not a big deal t b h, until they start carrying on like, well, drunken aboriginals
>dont be a fucking cuck
legit if you piss them off they call all of their cousins (which is the entire valley), so being a cuck isnt really a choice. i dont live in the city which is obvious
>Who would an employer rather hire, a person who went to an established uni or a person who did some course in an online uni ?
>Besides, uni isn't just about learning. It's about establishing connections for your career. You can't do that online.
these memes are unreal. you cunts got any real arguments or you gonna keep repeating what you heard at orientation day at uni?
Half abo here my (white) friends tried to convince me to jump on the "muh invasion day" bandwagon
I told them to fuck off, I'd rather be living in a comfortable house with all the comforts of British civilization than still stuck in some fucking desert hell hole probably getting raped by my uncles
Fuck can you dickholes fix your "academics" already
>high school or first year or just dumbcunt
Open up a business. Who do you want to hire? The bloke with the portfolio of work from literally anywhere on earth with or without a degree or the bloke who went to Usyd?
A westie meetip could be cool. More people on /pol/ from this area than were in my last area. Up till about 6 months ago I lived in Petersham. Nothing but shitty leftie cunts out there.
There's a big difference between hiring someone for some small business and hiring someone for some law firm. If two people with the same qualifications applied, but one guy went to Usyd and the other to Online Memeversity, then it's pretty obvious which one would be hired.
You're clearly a shill for some online uni.
I work for a federal Govt agency, your employment is just like passing a subject at school. Each part is "graded" and at the end they tally up your points and the best candidates get shortlisted.
You need a Resume that hits the key words from the job advertisement
When you address the selection criteria, you need to hit all the points relevant to the level you're applying for.
Then you interview so they can make sure you're not a fucking retard.
Then they knock up the shortlist/Merit order
At no point does the Uni you went to come into it because of discrimination... Job experience trumps a degree unless the degree is mandatory (Engineering, medicine).
Unless you went to the dodgiest fucking uni in the world.
>wanting to be a cog in a meme law firm
ah yeah cool, you're on the right track then bra. they surely don't head hunt anyone from honours from any uni, they take whatever they can get from usyd
It does matter what uni you go to, but only if you were already part of the 'in' club before you went, aka have connections, daddy's mates can get you sweet grad jobs or whatever at their company.
If you do usyd law as some westie pleb and think its going to result in you getting a sweet grad job at Clayton Utz you better be topping your classes and doing double time on 'networking' or else your precious grad role is just gonna go to some mediocre lazy cunt with connections.
Nepotism will win out over everyone but the absolute top students.
>Kek, whatever. Enjoy your shitty ponzi scheme.
>cant argue facts
>throws out irrelevant words he heard on the radio
yeah youre gonna be a heaps good lawyer....... lucky for you that nepotism youre hoping will def. work! youre not gonna be an unemployable unlikable cunt at all!
Exactly my point.
>thinks I'm studying law
>can't even read the fucking thread
And you wonder why you can't get off Newstart, Bazza.
Torn on this one.
I went to UTS studying Business with majors in Economics/Econometrics and Marketing and now I'm working at a pretty neato media agency, uni degree didn't really matter because I spent my time at uni working at a media agency in the dead brained entry level operations side of things.
Most of my USYD mates who relied solely on degrees are either struggling to find work or went back to do more uni.
Some of them are doing okay though, but only because they worked in relevant fields while at uni.
Do you understand Online Uni is pretty much every Brick and Mortar Uni. I got my degree online from ANU while getting paid for by Military... Now I have a sweet job and zero debt.
>one guy went to Usyd and the other to Online Memeversity, then it's pretty obvious which one would be hired.
Yeah, its obvious who gets hired. The one who has the connections. If you think you will get that Clayton Utz grad role based solely on going to Usyd you're sadly deluded, it'll go to some lazy kid who has a Barrister daddy who put in a word with his Clayton Utz Partner drinking buddy. Unless you are literally the top of your class, you will lose out on the best jobs in law to mediocre cunts that know the right people.
I watched it play out personally, used to know this utterly dumb cunt girl who scraped her way through a law degree with conceded passes at Macquarie Uni, but her Uncle is a barrister so she got internships and job offers from the top firms in Sydney. She's a fucking retard but knows the right people.
>tfw ever since drank a liter bottle of jack in bed a week ago i haven't felt well
at least i didn't choke or something YOLO
> tfw trying to stave off drinking whiskey for the third night in a row
depends what your opportunities are like. what do you want to do? if you cant get into uni to do what you want but the degree will get you in, do it
if what you want to do doesnt require a degree, do it
I usually just drink hard alcohol so i don't put on as much weight (tfw trying to build my fitness while trying to bring alcoholism under control)
It's a fucking mess
nah im just a cunt who realised the 3 hour per class + travel time + 'socializing' was time better spent working/NETWORKING/earning money/leisure time
but trying to tell you fucking spastics that is like trying to herd cats.
keep going to class though, it's definietely awesome
I need a job while I'm at uni. Was thinking of applying at IGA tomorrow morning, it's literally a minute from my door, but it feels weird as fuck to walk into a supermarket and give a resume in.
Anyone given one to a supermarket before?
Made it to an ALDI job interview before. It was a group interview and all the other attendees were 40 + people with years of experience. Supermarket jobs aren't given out like candy like they once were.
Do you live out in the country or do you just have shitty time management? There are enough hours in a day.
It would be hilarious if they asked in a job interview you why you chose to study online
>uh...b-because i didn't have enough time to travel to uni and study there (aka my time management is piss poor)
>12 hours of lectures and seminars per week
>travel time minimum 1 hour each way
>around 20 hours a week gone for no net gain
yeah cunt you are really intelligent
thats 20 x your hourly you're just throwing to the wind because muh university is better irl than online
>this thread is nothing but arguing
never change guys, this is perfect
Skippy you best be trolling
felt pretty smart when i dont have to pay a lawyer for the rest of my life :+)
who's transferring your properties? who's doing your wills? who's securing your companies? oh you have to pay a shitload of people cause you lack the legal knowledge and/or qualification? sucks to be you
>who's transferring your properties? who's doing your wills? who's securing your companies?
People who are already solicitors (aka not you)?
Are you some fucking spastic who thinks that a university degree automatically entitles you to a job? It's the current year. There are more law graduates in NSW than lawyers.
Suck to be you, indeed.
man you are straight up fucking retarded
you think solicitors work for free? or barristers? you recognise you can save that money if youre qualified?
i dont think i should be talking to a dumbcunt neet anymore i might catch retarded in the head
>hurr everyone will come to me for my services and not the thousands of already overqualified lawyers in this state!!!!
Yep, reach for the stars m8. Who knows, you might even be a High Court judge one day!
melbourne has meme three year undergraduate courses to make you pay for an overpriced two year professional masters, giving you considerably higher uni costs for not necessarily better employment outcomes.
I can't do that, I'm still starting out. Hell I only registered the company with ASIC like a week ago and have yet to win any jobs yet (That I know of, have to wait will submissions for quotes close).
i genuinely feel bad for making fun of a real literal retard now
i see that your brain lacks comprehension skills that are gifted to children no older than 10
you would think that they would understand by >>53816812 it was clear in the line "you recognise you can save that money if youre qualified?" had nothing to do with >>53816815
and yet here we are, me giving shit to a literal retard
i apologise, and i hope there is a cure for whatever you have, or at the very least you have a solid life of video games and colouring in books
Can confirm, law degree here and I am a transit officer in Queensland. Of my graduating class (2009) less than 50% are practicing law.
Most are cops, services or gone back to study due to over-saturation of law graduates.
As Ive said prior Im a paralegal already and I have no trouble getting a position in law if I desire.
The money saved will be every time I would've needed a contract looked over or something filed in Court if I decide to admit.
It's hilarious an 'engineer' can't put these pieces of information together. You must be a really good student and not a retarded cunt who got in through some disability offering and does 1 unit a semester.
Brisbane is pretty fucking far, goddamn you need to take a plane to Melbourne and get on the vline.
Then you need to rent a house which is probably $120 bucks a week.
Or the while working for someone who isn't going to pay you right away?
You got spunk kid, I'll give you that.
>As Ive said prior Im a paralegal already and I have no trouble getting a position in law if I desire.
Ha, pull the other leg. Being a paralegal doesn't guarantee you shit. To get money from legal work, you need clients and who the fuck will come to you or hire you when there are virtually no jobs in law?
Sorry if statistics have upset you this much. That's not my fault though.
Yeah whatever cunt, I'd fucking knock you out in one hit cunt, knock you on your hole.
Cunt, please. There is a fucking difference between an online university and an online college. Online colleges are the ponzi scheme, you fucker.
Oh and 2350.
Cut or uncut? if uncut, which CI? http://newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm#index
G'day Cunt, whadya reckon bout lending me some durries, I can get you back on dole day. 'ow bout we go round for some beers at the pub before we go and' ave a fish for dinna. Yacannabuybetter fish than that, cunt.
My uni has a group of Socialists who always stand outside near the gate handing out flyers and protesting. Fucking scum.
Occasionally you'll get others with petitions and shit but it never gets into the classroom
lots of chinks and muslims,.muslims have a loudspeaker to do arabic music and their religious area is segregated by gender overheard a couble of white girls going over their uni talking about evil reclaim australia and evil whities (they looked hot but that high pitch happy way they were talking about racist really showed the leftard in them.
>seen burquas and lots of muslim men garbs
Nah QUT, look at this faggotry. I didn't think doublethink of this caliber was possible
Wouldn't know because I am an ignorant Sydneysider.
Only Melbourne can be wholly written off as a "progressive" city, everyone else has shades of grey and different cliques and attitudes in the Uni's.
Remember, so long as you get one or two decent m8s m8, you can endure any amount of bullshit. Remember that Australia literally power of friendships its way through problems and whingers.
We actually need people like you to fix this shit, more abos who agreed with us would make the movement stronger for the leftist faggots to harden the fuck up and get over themselves.
Tasmaninan abos are the only humans in existence not to invent fire.
Nothing of value was lost.