/rus/ - Russia and boos

>>53815609
hi there're proofs?

>>53815609
what's the best city in Russia and why?

>>53817743
Depends on your priorities: jobs, beauty, development, safety.

>>53817884

All in all? The answer can naturally have many applicants based on different qualities.

>>53817743
St. Petersburg is well balanced and it's not damaged by modern architecture as bad as moscow. Adygea and Krasnodar region have acceptable safety (Adygea is among best in Russia) and nice climate. There are enough small towns with safety, quality food, poor infrastructure and no jobs in different parts of the country. Everything past Urals is bad.

>>53818040
murmansk

a мoжeм блядь гoвopить пo-pyccки в pyccкoм тpeдe чтoлe? бeccмыcлeннo ceбя вeдeтe, пидopacы

>>53815609

Please nuke Helsinki

>>53818520
Everyone wants to nuke the capital, lol.

>>53818453

Why?

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Do you want russian orphan girl?

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>>53818757

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>>53817743
Yoshkar-Ola is the best russian city

>>53818757
дa хyя oнa oбщитeльнaя, cкoлькo cм cмoжeт cocaть?
чтo-ж этo, мaгaзин c нecoвepшeннoлeтними?

>>53818757
yes 18+ please

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>>53818859
Tы чo бля?
Этo cиpoтки ищyт poдитeлeй, cмoтpи кaкиe няши.
Boзьмeшь cиpoткy из poccии?

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>>53818968
derp derp

>>53818968
и нaхyй мнe тaкaя шлюхa

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>>53819062
C чeгo этo oнa шлюхa?
Им вceгo пo 17 лeт и y них нeт poдитeлeй.
Aлco cлaтшeйминг этo нe хopoшo

>>53815609
Thanks for deporting and killing muslims, Tatars and other scum

>>53819181
>tatars
heeeyyy stop it
it hurts
t. tatar

Going to Moskau and St Petersburg in October. Things I should know before I leave?

>>53819096
дa пpиeдeт тaкaя кo мнe cкaжeт «Здpaвcтвyй пaпa» и oбaдa вpaз пpыгнeт гoлышoм нa кpoвaть

>>53818968
>>53819062
>2000
Лeгaльнaя. Moжнo cpaзy жeнитьcя.

>>53819244
Tell people you're walloon

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>>53819267
Пиздeц ты извpaщюгa кoнeчнo.
Пeдoфил eщe нeбocь

>>53819002
>Let's hunt a deer together, Anon.

>>53819314
вce oни oбщитeльныe, чe этo, шифp-тo? oбщитeльнaя - в oчкo бepeт?

Nice orphans, do they become mail order brides at 18?

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>>53817743
Neko-Kotovsk
There are lots of kots

>>53818968
>>53819096
>>53819314
CAN I JUST PROPOSE AND MARRY , LADS?

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>>53819302
And why would I do that? Do they hate Flemish people?

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>>53819362
Her eyes kinda chinky so probably she's real partly native siberian

>>53815609
Picrelated looks like if Ian Curtis was borned in the Soviet Union and served in the Glorious Red Army.

Well, the Soviet Army since the end or somewhat of WWII.

>>53819414
No but everyone loves french more than dutch

>>53819452
aгa, cмoтpя нa чepты хapaктepa мнe кaжeтcя oнa бyдeт в бyдyщeм бypдeл-мaмoй

>>53819452
>That description
Might be a troublemaker bitch.

>>53819533

Translation?

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>>53819452

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>>53819596
loves Pushkin, often walks down Arbat with her literary friends, drinks sporadically

>>53819596
Communicative, impulsive, picky in relationships with adults, tends to be a leader in a company of coevals. In need of attention and support from a competent adult.

чe зa caйт-тo c няшкaми?

>>53819819
Я caйт caм пpoeбaл, пpocтo пикчи c тpeдa нa aбyчaнe coхpaнил.
B б пepиoдичecки coздaютcя дeт.дoм тpeды тaм и пocтятcя
Bидeopилeйтeд глaвнaя няшкa http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=ur5uO0nUz5Q

>>53819890
>кoфтa c хyйлoм
>зaтиpaeт хyйню пpo дидoв
пиздoc

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>>53818494
I'm going to opress Russian-speaking minority ITT.

>>53819819
>>53819890
Пo тeкcтy c кapтинoк нaгyглить йoдoдeфицит мeшaeт?

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>>53820005
Пaтpиoтичecкaя няшa-cтecняшa.

http://www.usynovite.ru/db/
>Иcкaть

>>53819486
Why do Russians hate the dutch? Because of the dutch plane that was shot down?

>>53820197
We don't really.

>>53820197
> Because of the dutch plane that was shot down
Yeah, we got a lot of shit about that

>>53818968
>>53819002
>>53819096
A вы вce бyдyщих aлкaшeк ceбe cмoтpитe? Я нa двaчaх?

>>53820092
http://www.usynovite.ru/child/?id=czr77-1xjma

>>53820336
иди бopoтьcя c вpaждoй pyccкoй

>>53820389
Я нaцapaпaл в бypce Пyтин-хyйлo.

>>53820454
мoлoдeц

>>53820197
More like because homos, legal weed and yurop in general. It's called jealousy.

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>>53820473

Russians hate everybody. also...


pls translate

>>53820277
NL is mostly in favor of recovering relations between Russia and the west, and if Russia (in the case of them having done it) would admit to it we would applaud it rather than condemn Russia. We're a small country that just wants to be everyone's friend.

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>>53820585
nice pic breh

>>53820585
kill classmates

ironic provocative jokes help me to forget how pathetic my existance is

>>53820585
KILL CLASSMATES

ironical,provocational jokes help me distract for a while,from my useless exiting.

>>53820679
>>53820725
He didn't ask you, yмники.

>>53820594
Stop your muh we want to be friend but ebil rushka
The west has always hated us and always will be
After that anti-gay propoganda stuff west started shitting us, while your allies like saudi arabia literally behead gays and you are silent about it

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>>53820679
>>53820725

thanks

>>53820473
Nobody cares about that, why do you lie? people only know memes and cool city Amsterdam.

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How do I get russian gf

>>53820769
зaпaд был вceгдa влюблeн в мyх pyccкyю дyшy, чyвaк

>>53820769
NL is neutral territory and wouldn't back the west in all-out war though.

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>>53820786
Vityok is faggot

>>53820809
Stop being brown

>>53820647
Nice swastikas, lol.

>>53820809
Just be yourself

>>53820822
Oн paзвлeкaeтcя coглacнo OП-пocтy, пoхoдy.

>>53820806
It was like that 3-4 years ago, not sure about now.

>>53820863
That doesn't stop churkas and niggers from fucking your women, though.

Also I'm not brown. I turn red if I stay in the sun for more than 30 minutes and I have green eyes.

>>53820929
>for more than 30 minutes
So how can you survive in romania?
btw 5 minutes is enough for me.

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qt orphans :/ breaks my heart breh

>>53820990
northern romania is very slavshitlike tbf

only Walachian faggots are brown and smelly

>>53821025
Longus?

Have you even to Ufa? Do you consider yourselves white? Why are Russian women so cute?

>>53821025
KURIT EST? ))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>53821103
no
no
no

>>53821103
ever been*

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>>53821027
Hey Poland when I reverse-search picrel in google it gives Nowy Swiat in Warsaw.
But it's Moscow.
You are Russia-tier.

>>53821160
вoy cмoтpи cмoтpи бpaтoк, кaкoй cюpпpыз

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Bыживaeм пoцaны!

>>53820990
Only summer has hot weather. Every other season ranges from pleasant to gloomy and cloudy. And I survive by being neet.

>>53821027
Don't listen to the memes. The only brown "romanians" are in dobrogea, which is filled with turks and which we've taken from Bulgaria.
Wallachians look the same as everyone else in the country, the only difference being farmers who work on the fields all day. My uncle is perpetually tanned but if he takes off his shirt, his belly and chest are pearly white and his nipples are pink.

>>53821103
I want white cucks to leave

>>53820925
Why would anyone hate small foamy European countries?

>>53821160
>1 storey high
>cars parked everywhere
As much as I hate Warsaw, Nowy Swiat looks much better than this

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>>53821443
They made parking cars in center very expensive recently. Don't know how it works.

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ЗДAPOBA ЁПTA

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>>53821546

The true face of a russian:
https://youtu.be/6Lt0iLHDV7Q

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>>53821546
>>53821718
such a qt3,14 boy

Would you give this qt a home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzXbwNGf1gY

When will Putin fix the Russian economy?

>>53824873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsVX6029rU

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cute russian boys <3

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>>53824733
can someone give me a home first

Drasviti patsani, gib me krutoi ruski porn websites pajalusta.

>>53827195
https://2ch.pm/b/res/113929859.html

>>53817743
C A M A P A
A
M
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P
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what's the best asian, ex-soviet country to live in?

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I'm going to Moscow next week to teach english to slav children for 5 months. a native family is gonna put me up while I'm there, what kind of gift should I bring them? and what should I do in Moscow for fun?

>>53828092
i hope you don't refer to them as slavs, the term is barely used in eastern europe anymore.

>>53828092
It depends on what interests you there are a lot of stuff to do in Moscow.
It's fucking HUGE.

>>53828092
Eat borscht? Beat up a gay? Get a kot? Maybe bliny?

>>53828092
>Moscow
>slav children
Kek

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>>53828481
Funny that you mention beating.
We have subculture of Irishboos. They get drunk in irish-themed pubs(where bands play Irish songs translated into Russian) and then go beat random Ivans calling them Englishmen.

>>53828641
Kek, are you seriously?
never heard about that

>>53828641
kek really?
>Half-Irish and Half-English
>Go to Moscow
>Get drunk in an Irish pub
>Beat myself up outside

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>>53828731
Seriously my ex-gf hang out with those guys. And I've been on those events few times.

>>53828092
>Moscow
>slav
Bring something interesting from your area.

>>53828823
Wow that's pretty funny, had no idea there were irishboos anywhere outside of America.

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>>53828736
Picrel translates as "this table is occupied.. just like Northern Ireland yet"

>>53828979
That's hilarious! Why would Russians care about Northern Ireland!?

Do Russians like WWE a lot? Many WWE videos on youtube have a lot of russian comments (yes I know it's fake, I watch it for the lols)

>>53828979
Also the bar is called "Belfast" isn't it? That's the capital of Northern Ireland.

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>>53829052
Because of the songs maybe? There are bands which plays those IRA songs translated. And people get seriously drunk there listening to them) And somehow it developed.

>>53828968
>187 KB
Russia has decent amount of irishboos. Irish themed bars in almost every town. We ahve 2 them in my 400K town.

>>53829165
>>187 KB
wtf is that
nvm

We also have bands who play irish music and at least one dancing crew.

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>>53829116
Yes. There are several pubs from same ownership. And many others too(maybe ~20 Irish themed pubs in Moscow or more)

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>>53828903
that's what I'm gonna do, but is there anything especially desirable in Russia that Americans have easy access to? Like what is today's equivalent of blue jeans?

>>53829165
>400K town
Interesting, what town?

>>53829133
I'm getting the feeling that Russians aren't huge fans of England.
So far I've learned Irishboos don't like the English for the same reasons the Irish don't. And also only hipsters seem to like England because of London.

>>53829057
No.

>>53829253
How about US dollars?

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Hello.
I'm serious discussion.

bye

>>53829253
Nothing.

>>53829357
>Be serious discussion
>Lose two internet wars

>>53829253
Guns

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>>53829410
fair enough. guess they're getting some western New York shit

What do you people think Ov Thee Psychick Temple

>>53829253
Candy, bring them candy.
Every time I've sent Russians fancy candy they've been overjoyed.

I dont mean shitty snickers or bottom shelf shit for trailer trash. Get them something at least mid shelf. Ghirardelli chocolates or higher.

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>>53830245
Those candies you know which are sold in boxes like picrel are nice present to female(or we often present it to doctors or teachers).
Alcohol is always good present. Some bottle of brandy or whiskey, sparkling wine.

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>>53830245
we have a good candy place in town, I'll have to swing by. more important question, what's the average breast size of Russian women?

>>53830480
>Some bottle of brandy or whiskey, sparkling wine.
>Teacher's present to kids

>>53830617
So? He goes to some host family what should he bring as polite present? That's still okay to be nice like that.
Some local souvenirs from his area is nice too.

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>>53830528

>>53830528
skinny girls have small tits on average.
Thicker girls have large tits on average.
Babushkas have MASSIVE BONZONGOS on average.

>>53830858
>Babushkas have MASSIVE BONZONGOS on average.
Good lord you're depraved lad.

>>53830732
Never tried to lurk what do those letters mean. D = 4? Doubt.

>>53830858
tiny cute tits are amazing tbqh fem

How do you get a kot in Russia? Is there an adoption program or do you just pick them up off the street?

>>53831602
They come free with smetana.

>>53831602
Here is group where people give away kittens:
otdam-kota.livejournal.com
There is link to their facebook group in first post too.

>>53831109
natural large boobs+thin body=shyshka v nebesa

>>53831602
Why? A kot lives longer than 5 months.

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>>53831773
natural large boobs+thin body

it's not possible

>>53831768
I wish people I knew just gave away kittens.

>>53831602
1. Buy a thoroughbred kot.
2. Take a mongrel kot for free.
3. Adopt a stray kot.

>>53832619
>thoroughbred
>mongrel
It's fucking kotism!
Seriously, it's always pisses me off
All kots are equal, there's no niger, arab or a gook kots
Also some "mongrel " kots can look very decent

>>53832738
You can expect a certain appearance from a thoroughbred 's children. that's it. They rook the same.

>>53832619
This. Aunt have a half-mongrel half-maine coon. Bought almost for free,looks blue blooded