[eurobeat softens] edition
First day of morning classes soon. I'll miss you, free time.
I spent a large amount of it reading a yuri manga. Some of it was productive though.
I won't be sleeping till after classes this semester. At least that's the plan.
thats a good plan anon but i think i can help improve it
just nudge that 0 hours a little up to like 7 or 8
wow its like the same plan but much better
I don't know how you did it all in one day. I probably would have dropped it if I had to handle all of that in such a short time.
>This semester should hopefully be consisted 5-8 at least.
Any daddy's /cum/mies into networking? Asked in one of the prior threads but left it before it 404'd.
Getting Cisco CCNA soon (Routing & Switching), was wondering what the job market is for networking, and if getting my CCNP will bump up my position significantly.
A black cripple just sat next to me
I'm honored to be in such a hero's presence
She's a grill. I respect her way too much to call her such a deragatory term. I can only imagine the hardships in her life that I, as a straight white male, will never understand
I'll keep it in mind for next time
>FUCKING under -20 degrees Celsius when I woke up
>get up early at 7 to go to my first class this semester
>I GO TO THE WRONG FUCKING CLASS
>ITS ACTUALLY ON THURSDAY
>I SAT THERE 30 MINUTES AND LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT WHEN I LEFT
>WASTED FUCKING 4 HOURS AND SPENT THE MORNING IN THIS FUCKING FREEZING SHITHOLE
Honestly fuck Uni, I'm going to be tens of thousands of denbts learning useless shit. Last semester was the most boring period of my life and I learned absolutely nothing at this "top tier" school, a complete joke
Who /angry/ here?
I've got only one (1) ES.
I will be watching anime and playing video games today. Should I consume it while watching anime or while playing video games?
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>tfw met this qt girl on an airplane
>exchanged numbers and hugged when we arrived and promised to meet up again one day
>literally the happiest I've felt in years
>tfw woke up and now my day is ruined
I'm so unbelievably lonely
vidya of course
>some retarded video i made 2 years ago suddenly shot up in views
>analytics all say they came from reddit
>19 days into 2016
i thought 2016 was the year of the gf
You can bet whoever posted it said they made it.
>tfw perfect schedule
feels good not to have class on fridays
Good morning everyone!!!
What do you guys have planned today?
I'm gonna be waiting on a phone call, and playing some Warframe.
filing my taxes
>flipping through TurboTax
>get to state taxes
>message pops up
>Texas doesn't require you to file a state return. >mfw
I'm from Arkansas if you're still here, what do you want to know?
You know it isn't.
We all wade through shit posts all day for a cozy line of conversation every once in a while.
Anybody else not poop nearly as much as they should?
I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet but I just can't poop. Doesn't feel like I need to most of the time so I don't think it's constipation
What did we tell you about posting creepshots?
>Over and over again
>How has Obamacare NEGATIVELY impacted healthcare in the United States?
Pharmaceutical companies and hospitals inflate prices knowing that everyone's mandatory insurance will cover it and make everyone involved more money. It's a literal racket. Like how colleges keep increasing the price of textbooks every year because they know kids have to pay for them with student loans.
You know damn well its a creepshot and you said multiple times that you'd never do it again
Exactly. The second a business realizes their consumers are using government money, they milk that shit for all it's worth. Knowing that the people without government money get screwed with higher prices and debt, but still making shitloads from a never ending supply of taxpayer money redirected.
I hate /cum/, you guys never reply to me, maybe I will pretend to be a girl next time to get attention
If I think of a naked woman, I become erect.
If I think of a naked man, I do not.
>inb4 traps are just girls with dicks
hello, i've only ever met one black person
is the following article accurate?
I gotchu bruh.
North Atlantic Alliance 4 lyfe
>playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
>charge guests 50 cents to use the bathroom
>study abroad in yuropoorland
>places unironically charge people to use bathrooms
>give people (you)'s and ask questions
>they dont respond back
I'm calling hiro up and complaining, fuck /cum/
>200 word essay due next week
>haven't even started yet
do you feel that you never will have girlfriend in the future?
i used to imagine my life with a qt asian gf but from a weeks... i dont imagine nothing, why?
is it a libido problem ?
or is it the REALITY?
drop that and change it to "any"
If you get too specific you'll never get one. Chances are you'll end up with a local woman someday. No matter how many years spent thinking you hate local women.
Besides, people who chase after other people based on race alone are nothing but shit tier fetishists.
Just hang in there man. Some girl will probably come into your life at some point and you will become entirely fixated on here. Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but just keep moving forward. Or you might be gay.
Stop worrying Jorge.. Work on making yourself better.. hit the gym, read more, don't spend too much time in this cesspool of depression and feels.. Then your time will come for a gf, but then you will find that you will be plagued with a new set of problems because a gf is not a pet it is a human with its own desires and ambitions that may or may not include you..
Also your attitude is super needy and neurotic.. You are an example of what happens when you try to make water flat by using a hot iron, by trying to make it flat you only make it more wavey.. focus on building a better you is what I'm trying to say puto.
i'm not gay, im tired of this life, i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo
asian was an example
i would have a white girlfriend too
but did you lost the hope of get gf?
are you virgin?
okey but it's hard
>taking 3 labs this semester + research
>one lab takes 6 hours and you have to come in after hours to run NMR/chromatography/etc
>had a genuine, magical courage come over me to talk to a pale qt with dark hair and blue eyes in class
>she has a boyfriend
>my research lab adviser cannot speak english
>everytime I sweep and windex my floor a wave of dirt and grime comes in from nowhere just days later
>talked to another qt
>she has a boyfriend
>my feet hurt and I keep farting
do I have to put both keys into the power outlet, or is one socket efficient?
This is amazing
>somebody actually typed this
I highly recommend you read the whole thing
Okay that pic made me spit out my coffee, it's not even that funny.
Generally, yes. I'm in Texas, and blacks here really have no issue with hispanics specifically, and they aren't ever more than a third of any schools population. Much like women (I know there's an article somewhere of a brit chick who decided to start an all-female production firm, the result was a total shit-show), black people are mostly fine until they reach a sort of "critical mass", at which point they become fucking insane. This happens for men/whites/whatever as well, don't get me wrong, but they way they go crazy has been so well-known for so long that most of our societal institutions are designed to mitigate it.
Source, my mom was a teacher and they gave them all a special course specifically on how to control black kids. I'm not even racist, that's just how it is.
>sister's son, his father dies
>brother's son, both his parents die
>extremely good friend know's they're dying and asks me
Whether this would ever actually happen is questionable, but I'd do it if they legit had no family to give him to.
>friend dies suddenly, son is gonna go into foster care
for the right woman I MIGHT consider it, but for most a young kid would be a deal breaker, I've heard/seen too many horror stories
So there I was in Edmonton lads, and I stumbled across a group of drunk hicks who were getting aggressive and it was hilarious! Even if they are legitimately dangerous, you just cannot take an angry Canadian seriously because their accent is just so funny!
How do we fix this? Canadians will never be taken seriously otherwise.
This as well.
Through all four years of highschool, I only took two "regular" classes, and they were both jokes. Though it wasn't really due to blacks specifically, and it wasn't quite as bad as in the article, there were some... incidents.
Once, a kid basically stopped class for three minutes because he thought Kanye followed him on Twitter, was running around and yelling. Then someone checked, turned out it was just a fan account, so like three other people started running around yelling "BTFO", shit like that. This was at 8 AM.
The Mexicans weren't much better, half of them could barely speak English(this isn't typical to be fair) and just huddled in one corner whispering, the ones who spoke English well just joined in on the darkie shit, and most of the white people just egged on the loud blacks. There was one other chill guy in the class, wasn't especially smart but a cool dude, I gave him answers for everything, he made sure that, while I was napping, nobody accidentally punched me while having a dance-off (I wish I was being racist).
in the shadow of the moon
and I know we'll be there soon
Terrapin - I can't figure out
Terrapin - if it's an end or the beginning
Terrapin - but the train's got its brakes on
and the whistle is screaming: TERRAPIN
Winter is almost over. It's getting warm out.
Winters in general are getting warm. Many geese don't even bother to fly south.
odds are we're not going to be staying in Mexico for too long
on the other hand there are a ton of Mexicans who would probably want to permanently stay in the US. so we need a visa system to be able to wrangle them when they overstay
That's just a taste of what it's like having more than two classes with those obtuse chucklefucks, I can tell you that much without driving myself into a rut of rambling for the next couple of /cum/ threads.
I wish I paid attention in class, or at least finished my work in time, instead of being the lazy fuck that I was, playing video games like I was going to die if I put down a controller or keyboard.
Of course, not all of them (a very small amount I can count on my fingers) were like those howling monkeys, I was even friends with some.
Why is it that whenever I flirt with a girl they're completely oblivious or they just have chemistry with me
I am a fucking charming and sociable person and am good looking, is that too much to offer
I guess I got lucky because there weren't too many incidents in my high school. There were a couple of minority students that would blame failing classes on teachers being racist towards them. But there were also whites that would come up with broader reasons. This one white girl in one of my science classes blamed failing the class on her being a girl and the teacher being a homosexual. Even though there wasn't any prove that the guy was gay.
>tfw you will never be such an artistic genius deconstructing post modern life in such a profound way
ive got some black people in one of my university courses (they're football players) and this article is pretty accurate
they seem to have no concept of raising their hand and waiting for permission to speak. they'll just immediately answer the teacher's questions, even if their answer doesn't make much sense. they have weird morals too
>tfw no Revolutionary war happenings happened in your area
>tfw no Civil war happenings happened in your area
>tfw no major American heroes from your area
>tfw the most historical thing to ever happen in your area was finding a giant lump of coal
I wish I lived in New England
Is this done by The Onion or something?
I don't care about DC but I'd like to move Michigan's capital to the straits of Mackinac. Lansing is just about as ghetto as anywhere in SE Michigan.
Spoilers have never been enabled on this board noob. You shouldn't bother making assumptions about things that take two seconds to Google either.
>not eating bojangles tendies RIGHT NOW
WOW haha just WOW
i don't have apple devices anymore so i don't need/have/like itunes.
What's the next best option to listend to music and make simple song lists?
>degree audit already messed up almost immediately after putting in graduation application
>still haven't heard back from advising office or graduation office
These people have literally one job and they robbed me blind for 4 years so why not at least do this job
anything that plays FLAC
Me in 5 years tops
Applications opened today and I put in in this morning at 8 when I woke up. It messed up a section on my requirements even though the requirement is met. It's a quick fix, I just need someone to do it for me.
I called them earlier and they said to schedule an appointment with advisors but there are no appointments available so my best bet is to go to a walk in session tomorrow. Hopefully someone gets back to me before then
>5 years tops
I know how you feel t b h. My school's offices seem to be retarded as well. I guess they need some excuses to justify hiring new administrative staff every year... Not just them though. I frequently notice there are people who have "jobs" that amount to doing very, very little real work. Just a lot of pud pulling and browsing Facebook behind a desk for so much of the day.
1. Mexico, South America, and Spain
2. Russia, China, India, Japan, Indonesia, Papua
3. Middle East
4. Australia, NZ, UK, something else
6. Scandianvia and funland
7. Russia again?
8. US and Canada
I don't understand this
its rating the people from their respective