I can already smell it coming
>I-I-I only s-suck dick when I'm attracted to the p-person
I just finished my mock trials, I didn't spill my spaghetti in front of qt prosecutor :3
what was it?
so basically she what she said is
>her child was drinking milk- pic related
>her child said the taste was awful so she checked the expiration date
>apparently it has not been expired yet (it expires 19 july 2016)
>curious, she poured the milk to a plate
>it looked like that pic and smelled shit
>when cats lick their assholes in front of the dinner table that you are eating on
Never been attracted to a guy irl but I've masturbated to the thought of sucking a dick
that's how I insert my dominance in the household too when we have visitors around, to make sure that they don't get any wrong ideas about my waifu
Noice. I sometimes do that too whenever someone says something that i disagree with
These proud Aryan Malaysians question the purity of your blood, what do?
I just miss my cat now, I used to piss her off by stroking her too much ;__;
Indons are more aryan tbhwy
Whatever the reason is, don't forget to have dinner.
I just tell them who I'm voting for president
I prefer pissing off catgirls by stroking them too much
UK literally has knife disposal bins on the streets, with shit tier gun-kont(r)ol wkwkwkkwkw
That's pretty depressing actually
And there's literally nothing wrong with owning a semi-auto rifle from WWII
that's just lewd!
not really, the Police has abundance of guns.
>but but the state will oppress me
That's just a typical jingoist attitude, not a single western democracy has turned around and murdered their citizens for a good while now.
It's pretty rare for a gun crime to happen in the UK and the armed police here are rarely deployed and the typical police man isn't even armed with anything.
Having those bins have actually allowed people to think twice by giving them the chance to drop their criminal attitudes without repercussions
You say something bad about Malaysia m8?
I'll fokin nip ya
>mfw /asean/ is full of right wing nazi sympathizers
>mfw /asean/ meet up batch '97 says it all
lol the criminals already run the UK my dim witted bong, they pose as your "martial forces"
do you trust the safety of your own life to criminals that want to keep you vulnerable?
especially with all those aggressive foreign psychopaths walking the streets of the UK?
No sane man gives up his war blade without a fight.
Its my war blade
u jelly bongboy?
I was almost late for uni earlier today because Poe's supporters were camping outside the Supreme Court. Well, at least I now know who I'm not voting for.
That's not Sensei.
Then do something about it. Complaining without action will just result in the status quo.
>muh current date
>>still believing that murdering psychopaths still run wildly in your country
but they are, as a matter of fact the numbers of mentally ill, deranged and psychotic are growing in yurop.
your own governments a proof of that.
>being proud of a knife
>Implying it isnt
I guess the queen doesnt want the rest of her faggotry infested empire to catch freedom fever like america did.
>be at low 4k trench
>have pic related stats
>lose 5x in a row
Good for you, but that is very unlikely to happened here in the Philippines were hundreds of crimes happen every day and most of the police(not all of them) are bunch of worthless scumbags, you need to fend for yourself.
But, yeah, that will reduce gun related cases and loose firearms, but it also reflect on other types of crime. I think it will depend on the community or how civilized people are.
Thailand really looks exotic to me, more than China. And yes, going from -30 to +30 was painful. The hotel room is dirty af, but I will only sleep here. Tomorrow morning I'm going to Cambodia
I don't know what that is
Here's the carpet
Espana x Pilipinas
Doesn't look dirty to me, unless you paid like $40 for the rent.
This is the one true ship. There can be no other
>Pia might be eyeing becoming a celebrity or a politician
I regret making memes out of Colombia, I take it back. Ms Colombia won, I won't let the title of Miss Universe be used as a leverage to get into politics or disgusting show time.
b-baka... w-we can always have 3some...
whoever you are that recommended this movie several months ago, go die in a mountain of shit. killing bules is the only thing that's good in this movie, fuck you.
>tfw i'm asexual
one month ago i was dreaming about have an asian girlfriend or something
now i'm tired of that shit, i hate this life and i know i never will have a girlfriend
Yuri is shit. Only 15 year old boys and lesbian women enjoy this shit.
this is a bule ranger controlled zone! no bule!
Yuri is required to contemplate the true meaning of love. Love Lab shows us all that divine truth
Let aside the fact that I hate yuri, what you just posted was just animated to BTFO hard yurifags.
>this is what yurifags believe
Yurifags are delusional
My parish priest loves yuri. He's 70+ years old. Once I asked him whether Yuri is sin. His reply?, "it is the purest form of love"
If you want to know true love, you must love yuri. There's no other way
>all this yuri bashing jelly h8
this is why I yurify people and make them see the light
Did someone say yuri?
I think I heard someone say yuri.
Posting a yuri master. Too bad she's dead.
there's not escape, just do it. Just convert to yuri and see the true light
It will, the show goes through what troubled individuals like shut-ins, sexual deviants and suicidal individuals go through. You might be able to relate and ease your mind a bit that you're not alone :)
Despite being a ripoff hotel, it's a cute place to bring cute girls so that you can do cute things.
Holy shit, I thought you took a picture of my stats since they look so alike.
>That's $43 AUD per night so about what it's worth with carpet like that I guess
I paid for a 2-man hotel room that didn't have shit stained carpet, and that was like 37AUD a night
Boris should have gone for maybe a smaller room. This feels like a scam
>be rich until become old, and die virgin
>be poor and contract HIV/AIDS, and die not virgin
spain, if it's so hard, save up and travel to some SEAsian country and look for brown grills that might like you because of your whiteness
Unless you're moor
Maybe if you're a full-blown weeb.
I sill like anime though.
Hola, my name is Señior Alfoñso Carlos Ñguyen y Lim. I am a proud hacieñda Filipino-Spaniard from Nueva Viscaya. If you are bored in the Peninsula, why don't you bring your friends and liberate Pilipiñas from the oppressive people that occupy it? For decades since España was treaturously evicted Peninsulares living here have been oppressed by the Americano and ungrateful Indio.
pic related my catholico wife
pls delet, this is my wife you're talking about. I'm offended.
Aljazeera news are amusing. Most people have silly accents (I'm aware of my own thick accent too) and they talk about silly stuff like white males dominating the cinema industry.
And there's no toothpaste here!
Чтo вы гoвopитe o вac Индиo ? Bы гoвopитe дepьмo иcпoльзoвaть cyкy
That was one of the cheapest options. But anyway, the only thing I'm going to do in Pattaya is sleep. My hotel in Bangkok should be better.
Check this out. A door to the next room. I hear people from there. At least it's locked.
When you get to Bangkok, please visit Siam Paragon and post pics/thoughts.
Speaking of Bangkok, the weird thing is that the other night I had a dream where I visited Thailand, which is odd since the only time I ever went there was for an airport stopover.
All of you guys are alright. Come to /asean/ tomorrow if you are on 4chan.
/asean/ thread will be posted tomorrow morning
so long friends
Which side are we on /asean/?
Trump or Bernie
>Deport our illegal staying relatives
>FREE SHIT (funds coming from white people)
gans how can I heal my sprained ankle please help
I want to come and have fun with you in the Philippines
you mean I get to stay in close proximity to you all day for real?
i mean we all have malay looking native girls in our respective country, but you can only find that masturbating child actress kind of face in phillipines and you can only find ambonese and that distinct sunda looks in indonesia
pretty common sight even here 2bh
That's right, if I come to the Philippines. You'd be the first person I'll take on a date <3
Yes, we can hold hands and walk by the beach :)
That's right <3
Hmmph! baka hentai!!
ohayo, it's cold outside tonight, isn't it?
Yes, that's right. I need someone to cuddle with to keep warm ;_;
I hope it gets warmer
Maybe if we take off our clothes, our body heat can permeate into each other more easily
A-are you just saying that because you want to make yuri love with me? What if I let you? You'll run away? hmph!
I-I think you go around hunting yuri virgins and make them unpure for your selfish pleasures
Don't worry bruv me and m8s are coming