/brit/

>>53808740
No

caranimaizusersh

first for yanks

Obessesion

howdy

>>53808740
pack it in with this shit gimmick or I'll chin you

Sonichu

>>53808756
>>53808760
>>53808778
>>53808782
>>53808788
reeee

>>53808788
Get him nigga
I got yo back nigga

>>53808800
all me

>>53808740
I say we allow the yank bird refugees fleeing /cum/.

might do a sleep

who up

doing a poo

>>53808849
that's legitimately disgusting

quints

Cold out

>>53808778
>>53808782
>>53808788
So we have confirmed at least 3 individual Americans invading our thread.

The last time America tried invading British territory it didn't end well for them.

something is wrong with 4chan

>>53808921
yea, you're here

>>53808921
They are called Americans.

>>53808911
>911
That should scare them off

>>53808937
stop bullying

this general is now the property of the united states of america

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>>53808949

>>53808955
let's burn whitehaven again

>>53808911
We have military bases in the UK

There are 0 (ZERO) foreign military bases in the US

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This post was predestined
>>53808994

need a taut bp to fill up with spunk

>>53808955
unamerican post

ayy

Please vote for /urban/ lads, don't let the t*rkroaches win
https://poal.me/bbhl69

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>>53808981
>>53808994

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>>53808994
>>53808981
DA FUCK NIGGA

>>53808976
Silly yank, Canada is our military base.

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>>53808955

>>53809051
why are you filling it with the chinese then, you may have had a security breach

>>53809098

>mfw group lab in a few hours
just kill me lads

>>53809117
stupid yank go home

>>53809104

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>>53809072

Bought a new ipad case but it didnt fit my ipad so im gonna go back tomorrow and hopefully return it and get one that will fit

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>>53809125

>>53809081
The Chinese work for us. All it cost was a little opium.

>>53809153

You keep saying you've got something for me

>>53809096
I would If I could, yank.

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>>53809195
you're going to die tomorrow, it is fated

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>>53809125

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>it's an anon is only able to sleep for 4 hours episode

>>53809199
i hate this post

tried filming it today lads. might have lost my breakfast god powers t b h. kettle didn't boil til a couple of seconds after the microwave finished.

last shot before beddy byes
>>53809228
kill yourself

>>53809218
I'll still join your cult lad

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>>53809129

>>53809234
She's cute so it's ok if she's retarded

>need a cig or I'm gonna kill everybody haha
pathetic

>I pronounce the "h" in herb

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>it's another day episode

>>53809234
Why are American women so obsessed with us?

>>53809313

all me

Worst thing about this is that if I get out if bed my parents will be like "anon why are you up? You don't need to be up? Is there something on? Blah blah etc"

>>53809286
Why do Americans do that? Pronounce things wrong and then act like you are correct? It is the height of arrogance.

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>>53808740

Except for Donald Trump, who is welcome.

watching a great hd stream of some blacked

>>53809300
So you lived to die another day?

Off to Asda before the normies wake up lads, what should I buy?

>>53809361
Oreos

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>>53809331
>>53809286

I think it's a French thing. It's why you say "an hotel" or "an hereditary peer".

>I pronounce it gar-idge instead of guhrodge

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>>53809340
Trump is an IRA donor, fuck him.

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>>53809361

A cucumber and a giant tub of ky jelly.

>>53809329
I have this problem too.

Every time I think about bettering my life, I think about how my parents always overreact to change and decide against it.

It took me a very long time to be comfortable with the idea of telling them that I'm going to parties or simply hanging out with my friends and drinking or whatever.

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>>53809340
You realize he's a phony right?

>>53809361
Barrel of Brent Crude

>>53809397
cant stumb trumbb :DDDD

>I call it a vit-a-min instead of a vite-a-min

lmao

http://xhamster.com/movies/4668389/leicester_city_footballers_orgy.html

>>53809390
Oh the guhrodge well oh la-dee-da Mr Frenchman

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>>53809361
All the workings for a fry up. Watch the normies squirm as they quickly shove a piece of toast down their throats before rushing off to their wage slavery as the smell of the food wafts around them and they get to see you smugly and slowly prepare a breakfast fit for a king.

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>>53809397

So is Corbyn, and yet Labour are OK with him. Anyway, Trump is also investing in Scotland, creating jobs for jocks. No wondet they don't like him.

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>0mg e-liquid

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>First day at work yesterday at a little shop inside a petrol station
>Not one hour goes by and this lad I knew from school comes in
>Shirt and tie
>"Oh, alright anon, since when have you worked here? I come in here every day and I haven't seen you before haha"
>"Oh, y-yeah I just started today, er.."
>"Really? I thought you were going to uni? Didn't work out then haha?"
>"N-nah, I thought I might as well just get s-straight into work..."
>"Alright, well I guess we'll be seeing each other more often then haha"
>Pays for his petrol and coffee and drives off in a new-looking Land Rover
>Go on his Facebook when I get home and see he's working for some posh Jew solicitors
>mfw

>>53809340
What is that dark red region to the east of London there on the right

>>53809397

gerry adams was never in the ira

>>53809417
Must be expensive no? Surely it's at a cautious $113 a barrel like Alex Salmind said?

>>53809375
Why are yanks so shit at making biscuits?

>>53809414
How are you in Japon !?
Don't you fear the samouraï ?

>>53809390
Oooo la-dee-da mr fancy Frenchman over here with his "Garagè"

im gay. any fellow gays here?

>>53809481
*does a gay post*
yes

>>53809481
Yeah

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>>53809397

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>>53809452

ESSEX
S
S
E
X

>>53809481
I'm in a pretty good mood too, yes.

>>53809450
Isn't that just distilled water?

>I call it petrol instead of gas

>>53809455
Kek

>>53809340
rather misleading image you have there
the "ban trump" petition is about as popular as the "close the borders" petition, but the prior is associated with densely populated areas, like London, and the latter is better associated with sparsely populated areas. so it looks like the latter is more popular because a larger area is darker, but the number of people it represents is about even.

I get your point, and I agree, but you're making it in a dishonest, weaselly way.

>Tfw got a date with a girl from work on Thursday
>if I mess it up I'll probably have to quit

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>>53809481

I'm not, but I think my boyfriend might be. He said another man's name as I was fucking him.

>>53809390
>guhrodge

What the fuck?

>>53809481
Yeah, very bent lad here :)

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Sorry Davina

>>53809446
Is Corbyn now the standard

not usually up this early, what is a comfy radio station at this time of the morning?

>>53809459
probably something to do with how they got confused about what biscuits actually are lad. they think they're scones or summat lmao

>>53809579
Radio 4

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car won't start

>>53809600

>>53809481
bisexual here lad

>>53809591

It's better when it switches over from the world service and plays all the sea shanties.

Decided I'm going to try and become really rich

>>53809600
good lad

>>53809600
Nice

>>53809579
The Based Trio of radio are BBC Radio 3, BBC Radio 4 and BBC Radio 6 my friend.

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>>53809600
There's a wizard amongst us.

haha!

got you good!

Im not actually gay! (however i do wank to traps amd that sometimes)

haha! rekt!

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Whoops

>>53809579
sean keaveny's about to start on radio 6 lad. super comfy. like a whimsical duvet teebie aitch

>>53809481
i used to be but i cured myself

>>53809642
Good lad

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Reddit, the post

>>53809648
oh right because I just turned it on and it was a Feeder song playing and that isn't comfy at all

remember when big dave forgot what football club he supported and said "i'd prefer you support west ham"

>>53809642
I refuse to believe it is shoped, my sides deserve to be lost.

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>Plan a visit to Spain with my mates on WhatsApp casually all week
>Don't Google anything to do with Spain
>Today Facebook is giving me ads for cheap flights to Spain

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>>53809671

>>53809681
the good thing about radio 6 is you'll never hear feeder again. even if you hate a song the playlist is so varied that you almost never hear repeats of anything. keeps it interesting t b h

goodnight

>>53809682
Likes his ham are dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0

lol

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>>53809682

Football is the plebbiest sport. Rugby and cricket are far more interesting.

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HOLA AMIGOS

>>53809697
Unless it's Father John Misty, then you'll hear him every hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H_vgFcs1bk&ab_channel=SkyNews

>>53809682
PEOPLE ALWAYS FORGET THE NAME OF THEIR FOOTBALL CLUB LAD THEY'VE SUPPORTED THEIR WHOLE LIFE HE GOT THE COLOURS RIGHT AT LEAST HE'S A PROPER FOOTBALL LAD HAHA

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UNA

>>53809729
True patrician right here

now it's Led Zeppelin

I wanted comfy, not a 14 year old's CD collection baka desu senpai

>>53809746
yeah there's a few exceptions. still one of the most varied and comfy radio station out there. and keaveny's just a funny lad t b h

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VELA

ed miliband is too good for your fucking country

>>53809783
Agreed desu

>>53809774
i don't pick the music lad fuck off and find your own radio station you twat

>>53809734
>>53809762
>>53809788
¿Que?

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>>53809803
here mate you dropped this. Don't get you're knickers in a twist you deplorable saprobe

what is this simpsons smoking weed meme? i dont understand

Buen meme chicano

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>>53809849
CHI

>>53809843
FUCK OFF CUNT DONT YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME I'LL END YOU

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Haha

>>53809872
CA

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>>53809909
UNA

>>53809310

Americans aren't exposed to the many retarded sounding limey accents. Most think you all talk like fancy aristocrats. I know better though

>>53809904
POSTMAN PAT
POSTMAN PAT
POSTMAN PAT AND HIS UNIONISED CAT

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>>53809928
NO

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>>53809909
here lad that is a good meme and I respect that (meme) a lot, I've a (you) here for you lad and hark at this funny picture should it please you lad

>>53809938
You know nothing due to being an American.

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me

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>>53809963
thank u friend have another

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>>53809974

>>53809969
this tbqh. you know about being fat but that's the best i can do fatlad

>/lat/ menes
I don't get it

Basically only have 1 mate irl

>>53809974
americans would benefit from not having their guns at the dinner table. like my mum's rule about no phones t b h

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>>53810007
CHI

>>53810007
Their memes belong to us just as any near by islands do.

It's like poetry.

Should I join the YMCA or a real gym?

>>53810036
how can we protect ourself from the criminals at our table?

>>53810056
Fuck is the YMCA?

>>53810056
YMCA is good they have a squat rack that's all you need

requesting thailad tech support

>>53809938
Well it's a good job that we "retarded sounding lime"ies can put on RP so easily, almost as easily as pulling American girls 2bh.

>>53810065
Young Men's Christian Association

It's a chain of gay bathhouses like the one that Zyzz died in

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>>53810056

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Go for it la

>>53810065
A British made institution Rasheed

>>53810056
There's no greater workout than doing squats on a biker and indian.

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UNA
UNA
UNA

hot out
aussie weather

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>53810057
Assault spoons, it's what we use for home defence.

>>53810086
Don't know what a zyzz is but that's pretty gay

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>>53810121
CHI

>>53810109
Well good day. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in Wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.

Did a big poo

>>53810089
this stupid looser with his gay kpop and sad life simply lmao

Canadians and Yanks deserve eternal hellfire and damnation

>>53810141
great post, big fan

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>>53810141
CA

how did the usa manage to completely overpower "great" Britain within a few years?

>>53810178
good post

>>53810178
Delet the Canadian part thanks

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@53810171
>looser

Thanks for the consistent (You)s pasta nigger

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>this stupid looser with his gay kpop and sad life simply lmao

BREAKFAST POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6582173
http://strawpoll.me/6582173

>>53810141
genuinely great post

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Guys, Lando is going to be in VIII right? He is going to take Hans role since he met that unfortunate duck hunting accident, right?

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>>53810193
NO

>>53810183
Prosperity, good right wing governance as opposed to the Marx-Monkeys that were mulling around masturbating parliament in England at the time

It's been 31 minutes since the last thailad post

>>53810178
My name's Steve Swithington and I support this message.

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WEED SENIORES

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I found this picture and thought /int/ might like it

eating a chobani, lads

>>53810229
He's probably of stroking a ladyboys willy

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>>53810229
CHI

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>3:30 AM
Night lads

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>>53810260
CA

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>>53810183
They got rich selling munitions to both sides in WW2 and sat by waiting for us to destroy each other and they stepped in and filled the power vacuum left and the untouched industrial base to establish itself as the dominant financial and economic power.

A move worthy of Sheev himself.

Going to play my 3ds now

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>>53810281
NO

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>>53810193
Well let's consult the old chart.

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>>53810290
UNA

>>53810281

It's mostly because all our competition was destroyed, while we were completely fine. Also we rebuilt you 2bh

>>53810305

How exactly are Australia and NZ not JF? Also when NZ becomes A FUCKING FERN will they be kicked out?

>>53810351
fuck off you fucking yank

>>53810249
What the hell is that?

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>>53810351
>>53810360
CHI

doin a eating right now lads haha

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>>53810360


'no'

>>53810293
It's true and you know it. Don't get me wrong, I would do the same.

>>53810393
Fat cunt

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>>53810393
>>53810399
>>53810401
CA

>>53810351
>How exactly are Australia and NZ not JF
Can you even spell rugby? Do you even know what a real pie is? Are you actually capable of swearing?

>get up
>have breakfast
>walk to work
>perfectly normal day
>remember I dont have a girlfriend
>day ruined

>he rewatches films
>he rereads books
>he replays games

Lmao literally wasting your life

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>>53810407
>>53810433
CA

>>53810305
Fuck off I got Queen Elizabeth on my worthless money.

>be /brit/
>work at office in London full of American expats
>they constantly complain about how shit the UK is
>pounds goes off a cliff
>expats all return to US
>I blag my way into a position in the US office
>realize that all the memes about Britain were spot on
>will soon become US citizen

It really is better out here, lads

>>53810393
How, surprising.

>>53810455
>realize
fuck off yank

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>>53810448

>68 cents

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Would any kind /brit/bros mind voting for /urban/ and against /tr/? I'd appreciate it a lot

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>>53810434
>>53810440
>>53810448
>>53810455
>>53810459
>>53810460
CA

>>53810455
>ize

Nice try Corey.

Good morning everyone

>>53810455
Yanks can't even lie correctly.

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>>53810461
>>53810470
>>53810478
NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_klmfrj2jM

Average brit /brit/ poster

>>53810542>>53810510>>53810508>>53810501>>53810478>>53810476>>53810470>>53810461>>53810460>>53810459>>53810455>>53810448>>53810441>>53810440>>53810434

GRINGOS DE MIERDA

absolute trainwreck of a thread this

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>>53810470
I already did.

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>>53810455
>be american

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
My mums forcing me to go to a job interview and I'm fucking shitting myself I don't want to go lads I really don't I'd literally rather die at this point

I've slept a whopping 4 hours and woke up at least 10 times during that. I think I'm going to be sick.

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>>53810501
Take caution, we have a code 3 yank infestation.

>>53810600
you are acting like a pair of curtains

>>53810593

attention whore

>>53810610
Fuck off normalman

>>53810593

I'm not an American yet. Even when I am, I'll have dual citizenship.

>>53810600
Why? You don't want a job, or you do and think you'll blow the interview?

Either way grab some caffeine and a gravol or something and just go and do it.

>>53810542
Me on the right.

>>53810641
pull yourself together

Really enjoying crayon pop lads

fucks sake haha

>>53809440
As a wagecuck who's reading this on my commute you can't even begin to imagine how much this post triggered me. Especially since I didn't have time for breakfast at all today.

>>53810644
I'm an autist, speaking to people isn't exactly my strong suit. I have to mentally prepare for hours just to get my haircut or go to the shop. I'm literally going to be sick, my bellies hurting from the butterflies and I keep wretching

>>53810642

pretty sure you're not allowed to have dual citizenship in the US, m8

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

>>53810670
Kind of interested
Gimme a song to listen to lad

>>53810670
Recently converted?

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>>53810670

>>53810677
>not getting into work earlier to do yourself a fryup
Weak pham
It's comfy as fuck when nobody is around

>>53810700
He's chatting maca lad.

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>>53810693
welp

>>53810693
I was like you for my interview but I firmed up when I got to the interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&feature=youtu.be

>>53810702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AczeObkJDAM

was listening to this

>>53810708
Sort of, I'm a Kyary lad

>>53810739
>Sort of, I'm a Kyary lad
Good lad, you're alright mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7irLL82zAc


Do people in the UK not have big dogs? Literally every dog shown was an little ankle biting piece of shit

odds i have a wank

evens i have a wank

dubs i do nofap for 5 days then fuck a whore from adultwork on the 6th

trips i try anal prostate stimulation shite

pls dont be trips

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>I like jpop and/or kpop

>>53810739
shouldnt you be in work

>>53810776
so
close

>>53810700

Except you can and it is relatively common.

>>53810739
Asians always come off as like some kind of child-like robot people to me.

>>53810752
Need a license for big dogs mate

>>53810782
no, leaving to go in 10 minutes

>>53810776
>>53810787
fuck me, that was too close

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Am I allowed to be here, /brit/?

>>53810826
Once a yank always a yank

fuck off yank

>>53810826
FOY desu

>>53810826
fuck off yank

If you guys are so mad about yanks posting how come you didn't just win the war in the first place?

>>53810826
You are an abomination. A hybrid of colonial and human.

>>53810809
have a nice day laddo

>>53810826

You dual-citizen too? I'll likely have my US citizenship this summer.

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>overdrawn

Chinese food is delicious but the MSG hit afterwards if abominable

>>53810848
Busy fighting old Bony mate.

>>53810903
student

>>53810848
Too busy single-handedly winning the real first world war.

Going to work

>>53810913
permaneet

>>53810807

Seriously?

off to work lads

>>53810941
dont let the bedbugs bite

Wew lads
Got an interview in 2 hours haha
Fucking scary

My grandmother on my dad's side was English. He became American. What's the easiest commonwealth country to obtain citizenship, if I wanted to eventually get an ancestry visa to the UK?

>>53810959
Yeah, I've just done my theory test on big dog training so I can finally get a german shepard. Just got 12 more lessons left till I get my big dog test!

>>53810985

the commonwealth of fuck off and die, traitor

Need a yank gf to tell to fuck off before we have kinky revolutionary war sex.

>>53810936
>>53810911
Better luck next time friendos.

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>been woken up for the 5th day in a row by the neighbours children playing the violin

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Doing a poo in my wife's bfs house

>>53810985

>moving from the US to the UK

I'd advise against that

>>53811061
kick their door in and beat the child with his/her own violin

>>53811061
Banter

>>53810985
>What's the easiest commonwealth country to obtain citizenship
I would have thought that would be leafistan for you.

>>53811078
I have an amerilard fiancee. Any suggestions on where to move in America if I decide to move there?

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>>53811086

>>53811054
I don't need luck, Josh.

>>53811109
Texas, good diversified economy, good weather, good accents, lax laws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHV3S8eDdnc

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>>53811061
call the police (dont really that would be mean, i'm just making a silly goof comment here just for laughs)

>>53811109

Seattle/portland if you're a hipster
NYC if you're rich
Texas if you like jobs

>>53811109
Did you get trapped in her gravity well?

>>53811132
I was thinking that. Specifically Austin only because I've heard it's a good city.
Only thing stopping me moving to America is that I'm a retail working pleb. Couldn't really afford to live out there

>>53811162
I was actually going to mention Austin, I've heard that's a good place as well. I'm sort of in the same boat except dont have an amerifat fiancee (or gf).

You should save up some money mate. I reckon 20-30k saved up would be a good start

>>53811109
>I have an amerilard fiancee
How did you swing that lad, met at uni?

>>53811162
Austin is getting FULL
Too many people heard how good it was