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yanks out
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>>53808740
No
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caranimaizusersh
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first for yanks
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Obessesion
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howdy
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>>53808740
pack it in with this shit gimmick or I'll chin you
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Sonichu
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>>53808756
>>53808760
>>53808778
>>53808782
>>53808788
reeee
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>>53808788
Get him nigga
I got yo back nigga
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>>53808800
all me
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>>53808740
I say we allow the yank bird refugees fleeing /cum/.
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might do a sleep
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who up
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doing a poo
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>>53808849
that's legitimately disgusting
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quints
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Cold out
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>>53808778
>>53808782
>>53808788
So we have confirmed at least 3 individual Americans invading our thread.

The last time America tried invading British territory it didn't end well for them.
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something is wrong with 4chan
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>>53808921
yea, you're here
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>>53808921
They are called Americans.
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>>53808911
>911
That should scare them off
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>>53808937
stop bullying
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this general is now the property of the united states of america
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>>53808949
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>>53808955
let's burn whitehaven again
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>>53808911
We have military bases in the UK

There are 0 (ZERO) foreign military bases in the US
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This post was predestined
>>53808994
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need a taut bp to fill up with spunk
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>>53808955
unamerican post
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ayy
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Please vote for /urban/ lads, don't let the t*rkroaches win
https://poal.me/bbhl69
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>>53808981
>>53808994
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>>53808994
>>53808981
DA FUCK NIGGA
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>>53808976
Silly yank, Canada is our military base.
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>>53809051
why are you filling it with the chinese then, you may have had a security breach
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>>53809098
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>mfw group lab in a few hours
just kill me lads
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>>53809117
stupid yank go home
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>>53809104
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>>53809072
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Bought a new ipad case but it didnt fit my ipad so im gonna go back tomorrow and hopefully return it and get one that will fit
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>>53809125
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>>53809081
The Chinese work for us. All it cost was a little opium.
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>>53809153
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You keep saying you've got something for me
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>>53809096
I would If I could, yank.
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>>53809195
you're going to die tomorrow, it is fated
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>>53809125
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>it's an anon is only able to sleep for 4 hours episode
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>>53809199
i hate this post
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tried filming it today lads. might have lost my breakfast god powers t b h. kettle didn't boil til a couple of seconds after the microwave finished.
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last shot before beddy byes
>>53809228
kill yourself
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>>53809218
I'll still join your cult lad
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>>53809129
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>>53809234
She's cute so it's ok if she's retarded
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>need a cig or I'm gonna kill everybody haha
pathetic
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>I pronounce the "h" in herb
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>it's another day episode
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>>53809234
Why are American women so obsessed with us?
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>>53809313

all me
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Worst thing about this is that if I get out if bed my parents will be like "anon why are you up? You don't need to be up? Is there something on? Blah blah etc"
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>>53809286
Why do Americans do that? Pronounce things wrong and then act like you are correct? It is the height of arrogance.
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>>53808740

Except for Donald Trump, who is welcome.
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watching a great hd stream of some blacked
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>>53809300
So you lived to die another day?
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Off to Asda before the normies wake up lads, what should I buy?
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>>53809361
Oreos
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>>53809331
>>53809286

I think it's a French thing. It's why you say "an hotel" or "an hereditary peer".
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>I pronounce it gar-idge instead of guhrodge
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>>53809340
Trump is an IRA donor, fuck him.
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>>53809361

A cucumber and a giant tub of ky jelly.
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>>53809329
I have this problem too.

Every time I think about bettering my life, I think about how my parents always overreact to change and decide against it.

It took me a very long time to be comfortable with the idea of telling them that I'm going to parties or simply hanging out with my friends and drinking or whatever.
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>>53809340
You realize he's a phony right?
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>>53809361
Barrel of Brent Crude
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>>53809397
cant stumb trumbb :DDDD
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>I call it a vit-a-min instead of a vite-a-min
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lmao

http://xhamster.com/movies/4668389/leicester_city_footballers_orgy.html
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>>53809390
Oh the guhrodge well oh la-dee-da Mr Frenchman
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>>53809361
All the workings for a fry up. Watch the normies squirm as they quickly shove a piece of toast down their throats before rushing off to their wage slavery as the smell of the food wafts around them and they get to see you smugly and slowly prepare a breakfast fit for a king.
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>>53809397

So is Corbyn, and yet Labour are OK with him. Anyway, Trump is also investing in Scotland, creating jobs for jocks. No wondet they don't like him.
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>0mg e-liquid
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>First day at work yesterday at a little shop inside a petrol station
>Not one hour goes by and this lad I knew from school comes in
>Shirt and tie
>"Oh, alright anon, since when have you worked here? I come in here every day and I haven't seen you before haha"
>"Oh, y-yeah I just started today, er.."
>"Really? I thought you were going to uni? Didn't work out then haha?"
>"N-nah, I thought I might as well just get s-straight into work..."
>"Alright, well I guess we'll be seeing each other more often then haha"
>Pays for his petrol and coffee and drives off in a new-looking Land Rover
>Go on his Facebook when I get home and see he's working for some posh Jew solicitors
>mfw
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>>53809340
What is that dark red region to the east of London there on the right
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>>53809397

gerry adams was never in the ira
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>>53809417
Must be expensive no? Surely it's at a cautious $113 a barrel like Alex Salmind said?
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>>53809375
Why are yanks so shit at making biscuits?
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>>53809414
How are you in Japon !?
Don't you fear the samouraï ?
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>>53809390
Oooo la-dee-da mr fancy Frenchman over here with his "Garagè"
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im gay. any fellow gays here?
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>>53809481
*does a gay post*
yes
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>>53809481
Yeah
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>>53809397
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>>53809452

ESSEX
S
S
E
X
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>>53809481
I'm in a pretty good mood too, yes.
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>>53809450
Isn't that just distilled water?
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>I call it petrol instead of gas
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>>53809455
Kek
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>>53809340
rather misleading image you have there
the "ban trump" petition is about as popular as the "close the borders" petition, but the prior is associated with densely populated areas, like London, and the latter is better associated with sparsely populated areas. so it looks like the latter is more popular because a larger area is darker, but the number of people it represents is about even.

I get your point, and I agree, but you're making it in a dishonest, weaselly way.
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>Tfw got a date with a girl from work on Thursday
>if I mess it up I'll probably have to quit
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>>53809481

I'm not, but I think my boyfriend might be. He said another man's name as I was fucking him.
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>>53809390
>guhrodge

What the fuck?
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>>53809481
Yeah, very bent lad here :)
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Sorry Davina
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>>53809446
Is Corbyn now the standard
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not usually up this early, what is a comfy radio station at this time of the morning?
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>>53809459
probably something to do with how they got confused about what biscuits actually are lad. they think they're scones or summat lmao
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>>53809579
Radio 4
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car won't start
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>>53809600
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>>53809481
bisexual here lad
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>>53809591

It's better when it switches over from the world service and plays all the sea shanties.
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Decided I'm going to try and become really rich
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>>53809600
good lad
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>>53809600
Nice
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>>53809579
The Based Trio of radio are BBC Radio 3, BBC Radio 4 and BBC Radio 6 my friend.
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>>53809600
There's a wizard amongst us.
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haha!

got you good!

Im not actually gay! (however i do wank to traps amd that sometimes)

haha! rekt!
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Whoops
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>>53809579
sean keaveny's about to start on radio 6 lad. super comfy. like a whimsical duvet teebie aitch
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>>53809481
i used to be but i cured myself
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>>53809642
Good lad
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Reddit, the post
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>>53809648
oh right because I just turned it on and it was a Feeder song playing and that isn't comfy at all
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remember when big dave forgot what football club he supported and said "i'd prefer you support west ham"
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>>53809642
I refuse to believe it is shoped, my sides deserve to be lost.
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>Plan a visit to Spain with my mates on WhatsApp casually all week
>Don't Google anything to do with Spain
>Today Facebook is giving me ads for cheap flights to Spain
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>>53809671
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>>53809681
the good thing about radio 6 is you'll never hear feeder again. even if you hate a song the playlist is so varied that you almost never hear repeats of anything. keeps it interesting t b h
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goodnight
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>>53809682
Likes his ham are dave
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0

lol
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>>53809682

Football is the plebbiest sport. Rugby and cricket are far more interesting.
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HOLA AMIGOS
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>>53809697
Unless it's Father John Misty, then you'll hear him every hour.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H_vgFcs1bk&ab_channel=SkyNews
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>>53809682
PEOPLE ALWAYS FORGET THE NAME OF THEIR FOOTBALL CLUB LAD THEY'VE SUPPORTED THEIR WHOLE LIFE HE GOT THE COLOURS RIGHT AT LEAST HE'S A PROPER FOOTBALL LAD HAHA
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UNA
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>>53809729
True patrician right here
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now it's Led Zeppelin

I wanted comfy, not a 14 year old's CD collection baka desu senpai
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>>53809746
yeah there's a few exceptions. still one of the most varied and comfy radio station out there. and keaveny's just a funny lad t b h
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VELA
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ed miliband is too good for your fucking country
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>>53809783
Agreed desu
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>>53809774
i don't pick the music lad fuck off and find your own radio station you twat
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>>53809734
>>53809762
>>53809788
¿Que?
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>>53809803
here mate you dropped this. Don't get you're knickers in a twist you deplorable saprobe
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what is this simpsons smoking weed meme? i dont understand
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Buen meme chicano
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>>53809849
CHI
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>>53809843
FUCK OFF CUNT DONT YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME I'LL END YOU
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Haha
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>>53809872
CA
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>>53809909
UNA
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>>53809310

Americans aren't exposed to the many retarded sounding limey accents. Most think you all talk like fancy aristocrats. I know better though
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>>53809904
POSTMAN PAT
POSTMAN PAT
POSTMAN PAT AND HIS UNIONISED CAT
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>>53809928
NO
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>>53809909
here lad that is a good meme and I respect that (meme) a lot, I've a (you) here for you lad and hark at this funny picture should it please you lad
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>>53809938
You know nothing due to being an American.
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me
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>>53809963
thank u friend have another
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>>53809974
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>>53809969
this tbqh. you know about being fat but that's the best i can do fatlad
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>/lat/ menes
I don't get it
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Basically only have 1 mate irl
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>>53809974
americans would benefit from not having their guns at the dinner table. like my mum's rule about no phones t b h
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>>53810007
CHI
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>>53810007
Their memes belong to us just as any near by islands do.

It's like poetry.
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Should I join the YMCA or a real gym?
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>>53810036
how can we protect ourself from the criminals at our table?
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>>53810056
Fuck is the YMCA?
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>>53810056
YMCA is good they have a squat rack that's all you need
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requesting thailad tech support
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>>53809938
Well it's a good job that we "retarded sounding lime"ies can put on RP so easily, almost as easily as pulling American girls 2bh.
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>>53810065
Young Men's Christian Association

It's a chain of gay bathhouses like the one that Zyzz died in
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>>53810056

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Go for it la
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>>53810065
A British made institution Rasheed
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>>53810056
There's no greater workout than doing squats on a biker and indian.
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UNA
UNA
UNA
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hot out
aussie weather
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>53810057
Assault spoons, it's what we use for home defence.
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>>53810086
Don't know what a zyzz is but that's pretty gay
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>>53810121
CHI
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>>53810109
Well good day. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in Wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
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Did a big poo
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>>53810089
this stupid looser with his gay kpop and sad life simply lmao
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Canadians and Yanks deserve eternal hellfire and damnation
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>>53810141
great post, big fan
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>>53810141
CA
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how did the usa manage to completely overpower "great" Britain within a few years?
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>>53810178
good post
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>>53810178
Delet the Canadian part thanks
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@53810171
>looser

Thanks for the consistent (You)s pasta nigger
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>this stupid looser with his gay kpop and sad life simply lmao
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BREAKFAST POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6582173
http://strawpoll.me/6582173
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>>53810141
genuinely great post
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Guys, Lando is going to be in VIII right? He is going to take Hans role since he met that unfortunate duck hunting accident, right?
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>>53810193
NO
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>>53810183
Prosperity, good right wing governance as opposed to the Marx-Monkeys that were mulling around masturbating parliament in England at the time
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It's been 31 minutes since the last thailad post
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>>53810178
My name's Steve Swithington and I support this message.
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WEED SENIORES
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I found this picture and thought /int/ might like it
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eating a chobani, lads
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>>53810229
He's probably of stroking a ladyboys willy
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>>53810229
CHI
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>3:30 AM
Night lads
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>>53810260
CA
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>>53810183
They got rich selling munitions to both sides in WW2 and sat by waiting for us to destroy each other and they stepped in and filled the power vacuum left and the untouched industrial base to establish itself as the dominant financial and economic power.

A move worthy of Sheev himself.
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Going to play my 3ds now
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>>53810281
NO
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>>53810193
Well let's consult the old chart.
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>>53810290
UNA
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>>53810281

It's mostly because all our competition was destroyed, while we were completely fine. Also we rebuilt you 2bh
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>>53810305

How exactly are Australia and NZ not JF? Also when NZ becomes A FUCKING FERN will they be kicked out?
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>>53810351
fuck off you fucking yank
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>>53810249
What the hell is that?
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>>53810351
>>53810360
CHI
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doin a eating right now lads haha
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>>53810360


'no'
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>>53810293
It's true and you know it. Don't get me wrong, I would do the same.
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>>53810393
Fat cunt
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>>53810393
>>53810399
>>53810401
CA
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>>53810351
>How exactly are Australia and NZ not JF
Can you even spell rugby? Do you even know what a real pie is? Are you actually capable of swearing?
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>get up
>have breakfast
>walk to work
>perfectly normal day
>remember I dont have a girlfriend
>day ruined
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>he rewatches films
>he rereads books
>he replays games

Lmao literally wasting your life
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>>53810407
>>53810433
CA
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>>53810305
Fuck off I got Queen Elizabeth on my worthless money.
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>be /brit/
>work at office in London full of American expats
>they constantly complain about how shit the UK is
>pounds goes off a cliff
>expats all return to US
>I blag my way into a position in the US office
>realize that all the memes about Britain were spot on
>will soon become US citizen

It really is better out here, lads
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>>53810393
How, surprising.
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>>53810455
>realize
fuck off yank
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>>53810448

>68 cents
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Would any kind /brit/bros mind voting for /urban/ and against /tr/? I'd appreciate it a lot
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>>53810455
>ize

Nice try Corey.
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Good morning everyone
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>>53810455
Yanks can't even lie correctly.
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>>53810461
>>53810470
>>53810478
NO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_klmfrj2jM

Average brit /brit/ poster
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absolute trainwreck of a thread this
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>>53810470
I already did.
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>>53810455
>be american
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
My mums forcing me to go to a job interview and I'm fucking shitting myself I don't want to go lads I really don't I'd literally rather die at this point

I've slept a whopping 4 hours and woke up at least 10 times during that. I think I'm going to be sick.
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>>53810501
Take caution, we have a code 3 yank infestation.
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>>53810600
you are acting like a pair of curtains
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>>53810593

attention whore
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>>53810610
Fuck off normalman
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>>53810593

I'm not an American yet. Even when I am, I'll have dual citizenship.
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>>53810600
Why? You don't want a job, or you do and think you'll blow the interview?

Either way grab some caffeine and a gravol or something and just go and do it.
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>>53810542
Me on the right.
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>>53810641
pull yourself together
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Really enjoying crayon pop lads

fucks sake haha
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>>53809440
As a wagecuck who's reading this on my commute you can't even begin to imagine how much this post triggered me. Especially since I didn't have time for breakfast at all today.
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>>53810644
I'm an autist, speaking to people isn't exactly my strong suit. I have to mentally prepare for hours just to get my haircut or go to the shop. I'm literally going to be sick, my bellies hurting from the butterflies and I keep wretching
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>>53810642

pretty sure you're not allowed to have dual citizenship in the US, m8
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The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
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>>53810670
Kind of interested
Gimme a song to listen to lad
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>>53810670
Recently converted?
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>>53810670
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>>53810677
>not getting into work earlier to do yourself a fryup
Weak pham
It's comfy as fuck when nobody is around
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>>53810700
He's chatting maca lad.
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>>53810693
welp
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>>53810693
I was like you for my interview but I firmed up when I got to the interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&feature=youtu.be

>>53810702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AczeObkJDAM

was listening to this

>>53810708
Sort of, I'm a Kyary lad
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>>53810739
>Sort of, I'm a Kyary lad
Good lad, you're alright mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7irLL82zAc


Do people in the UK not have big dogs? Literally every dog shown was an little ankle biting piece of shit
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odds i have a wank

evens i have a wank

dubs i do nofap for 5 days then fuck a whore from adultwork on the 6th

trips i try anal prostate stimulation shite

pls dont be trips
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>I like jpop and/or kpop
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>>53810739
shouldnt you be in work
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>>53810776
so
close
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>>53810700

Except you can and it is relatively common.
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>>53810739
Asians always come off as like some kind of child-like robot people to me.
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>>53810752
Need a license for big dogs mate
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>>53810782
no, leaving to go in 10 minutes
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>>53810776
>>53810787
fuck me, that was too close
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Am I allowed to be here, /brit/?
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>>53810826
Once a yank always a yank

fuck off yank
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>>53810826
FOY desu
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>>53810826
fuck off yank
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If you guys are so mad about yanks posting how come you didn't just win the war in the first place?
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>>53810826
You are an abomination. A hybrid of colonial and human.
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>>53810809
have a nice day laddo
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>>53810826

You dual-citizen too? I'll likely have my US citizenship this summer.
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>overdrawn
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Chinese food is delicious but the MSG hit afterwards if abominable
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>>53810848
Busy fighting old Bony mate.
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>>53810903
student
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>>53810848
Too busy single-handedly winning the real first world war.
>>
Going to work
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>>53810913
permaneet
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>>53810807

Seriously?
>>
off to work lads
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>>53810941
dont let the bedbugs bite
>>
Wew lads
Got an interview in 2 hours haha
Fucking scary
>>
My grandmother on my dad's side was English. He became American. What's the easiest commonwealth country to obtain citizenship, if I wanted to eventually get an ancestry visa to the UK?
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>>53810959
Yeah, I've just done my theory test on big dog training so I can finally get a german shepard. Just got 12 more lessons left till I get my big dog test!
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>>53810985

the commonwealth of fuck off and die, traitor
>>
Need a yank gf to tell to fuck off before we have kinky revolutionary war sex.
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>>53810936
>>53810911
Better luck next time friendos.
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>been woken up for the 5th day in a row by the neighbours children playing the violin
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Doing a poo in my wife's bfs house
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>>53810985

>moving from the US to the UK

I'd advise against that
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>>53811061
kick their door in and beat the child with his/her own violin
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>>53811061
Banter
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>>53810985
>What's the easiest commonwealth country to obtain citizenship
I would have thought that would be leafistan for you.
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>>53811078
I have an amerilard fiancee. Any suggestions on where to move in America if I decide to move there?
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>>53811086
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>>53811054
I don't need luck, Josh.
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>>53811109
Texas, good diversified economy, good weather, good accents, lax laws
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHV3S8eDdnc
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>>53811061
call the police (dont really that would be mean, i'm just making a silly goof comment here just for laughs)
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>>53811109

Seattle/portland if you're a hipster
NYC if you're rich
Texas if you like jobs
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>>53811109
Did you get trapped in her gravity well?
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>>53811132
I was thinking that. Specifically Austin only because I've heard it's a good city.
Only thing stopping me moving to America is that I'm a retail working pleb. Couldn't really afford to live out there
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>>53811162
I was actually going to mention Austin, I've heard that's a good place as well. I'm sort of in the same boat except dont have an amerifat fiancee (or gf).

You should save up some money mate. I reckon 20-30k saved up would be a good start
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>>53811109
>I have an amerilard fiancee
How did you swing that lad, met at uni?
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>>53811162
Austin is getting FULL
Too many people heard how good it was
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>>53811109
If you want temperate, Boston, Concord, or Montpelier are good. Northern California is quite pretty, although the pacific ocean is hypothermia cold. Austin and Asheville are pretty cool too. New York City is fun, but rent is outrageous.
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>>53811223

commiefornians chasing their old jobs too
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>>53810229
>>53810077
wat
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>>53811231
I don't think he wants to go to Boston.
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>>53811260
you're supposed to say "install gentoo"
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>>53811277
I have to hear the problem first.
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>>53811231
>Ashville
Never heard of it. But wiki says it's nearly 80% white and only 0.06% Muslim.
Looks like we have a top candidate!
>>
>Want to buy a digital album
>Can usually only buy it on iTunes
For what purpose? I don't wanna buy it on iShit just lemme get it from somewhere else
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>>53811310
New Hampshire
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>>53811273

Why not? 99% of the people there literally don't give a shit
>>
I'm getting pretty tired of the yanks shitposting about the war of colonial aggression.
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>>53811223
>>53811212
>>53811162

>moving to austin or any other meme city like NYC, LA, etc.

Dumb decision. Move to a low-cost area with a good income to cost of living ratio. Don't get suckered into the expensive urban liberal meme.
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>>53811326
Yes, those decades of sending bombs and guns to terrorists out for his blood was just a bit of yank banter.
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>>53811360
Such as?
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>>53811376
Kentucky
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>>53811376

I moved from the UK to Savannah and then Charleston. Both are top-tier.
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https://freestateproject.org/about/101-reasons-move-new-hampshire

New Hampshire culture still reflects its famous motto, "Live Free or Die."
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BTFO
T
F
O
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>>53811403
how
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>>53811361

It's not our fault a bunch of Irish sticklers tricked a bunch of old people in to giving money to the wrong IRA
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>>53811387
Por que?
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>i live in thaland
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gonna wait until the little shits get to school before going for a job lmao
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>>53811418
>y-you l-lost to us despite fighting 4 other w-wars at the same time
>you got b-btfo
Shut up yank
>>
fuck me lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhq7j6lM_3A
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>>53811420

got a work visa and then got married
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>>53811361

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/ira/reports/america.html
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>I don't flick my bogies round the room
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>>53811428
me too
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>>53811450
good lad

what was the work visa for
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>>53811403
Hello it's me Charleston to uk guy
Think we've spoken before
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>>53811450
>work visa
I'm assuming it was for skilled work?
Like I said, I'm only a retail work pleb so I don't know how I'll do it.

Also, how does paying health insurance compare to the nhs? That's one of the other things concerning me
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>>53811418
>Fucking up so badly that you have to delete your post
Sort your life out mate.
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BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
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>>53811495

It's not deleted
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>Live Free or Die
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Watching a video on how to tie my tie in a windsor knot haha
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>>53811450
How easy was it to get married? I'm guessing the girls leap on your dick when they hear the accent
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>>53811449
>fuck me lads

*unzips dick*
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>>53811465
>>53811482
>>53811485
>>53811495
>>53811517
>>53811519
>>53811527
BRITS OUT
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>>53811517
Does sound bretty good there though ngl
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>btfo by colonists
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Live in Denver, Colorado
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>>53811465

Financial services

>>53811482
Might have. I'm on here quite frequently.

>>53811485
Yes, you might not make it as a retail pleb, tbqhwy. Most people are better off in the US than the UK, but entry-level workers are generally not due to the healthcare costs. If you are a professional, however, you would be much better off in America.
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>>53811453
Damage control and propaganda.
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>i go to lectures
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>>53811583
I've been there
The city centre is nice with the free trams and that but your """downtown""" is a shithole
Zoo's decent
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>>53811586
How does one become a professional?
>>
Absolutely REKT!
>>
#oscarssowhite

smdh
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>>53811525

We met at work, so it wasn't too complicated. She was one of the American expats.
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>I don't go to lectures, but instead drink sake and play skyrim
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>>53811590

I don't care either way, 2bh. You could turn Ireland into glass and they can rape the queen the death and I still wouldn't care. Just posting the facts thought :^)
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>>53811602

work hard, get an education, put some effort in, don't behave like a bellend, etc.
>>
>>53811482
Fuck off fifth column.
>>
25 minutes late for work this morning because there was a fawn on the side of the road with 4 police officers protecting it. I wish I lived in a free nation where they would have just shot it.
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>>53811599

>Zoo's decent

It's more than decent
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>>53811642
Nah fuck that then.
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>i lack the mental acuity required to play skyrim
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>>53811642
>>53811642
>>53811642
Whoops, too late. Can one become a welder at 27? I hear there's good money in that. Especially if I start making """""folk art""""" on the side.
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>>53811660
Rude I have more family here than in the states
>>
>>53811713
No 27 is too old to do anything new with your life. Do a cheeky suicide.
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TRUMPS BEEN BANNED FROM THE UK LADS HOLY SHIT
>>
https://www.fb.com/mostwantedlads/videos/457410237797394/?theater

>Australia
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>>53811713

Can be, but it isn't guaranteed. With things like that you need to find a niche.
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>I don't care either way, 2bh. You could turn Ireland into glass and they can rape the queen the death and I still wouldn't care. Just posting the facts thought :^)
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>>53811734
Yeah I thought as much. Thanks for confirming lad.
>>
SORRY YANKS, WE LEFT THE OVEN ON
HAHA BANTAAAA
>>
How can people not be attracted to a curvy girl with a pretty face? What are you a bunch of benders or something?
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>>53811735
you are kidding me
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>>53811735
really lok
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>>53811767
>curvy
by my definition or hers?
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>>53811735

It gives me great joy that I'll have my US citizenship just in time to vote for Trumpo.
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>>53811733
A larger infestation is not a good thing.
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>>53811764

Lots of people would like to do that today. I bet that whole place is fire retardant now though
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>I play Skyrim instead of Dragons Dogma
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>>53811517
Based Tommy, I'm going to see a screening of The Room in London next month
>>
morning lads

talking to a qt asian on tinder
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>>53811764
Why do jihadis hate us?
We're #1 at blowing yanks the fuck out
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>Dragons Dogma
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>>53811735
That's great, except he hasn't and he won't be.
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>>53811806
I'm very jealous, friend. I'm going to have no choice but to bring my amerilard gf over to this shithole. I feel bad for her
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>>53811792
You know what I mean
>>
>said Trump could push vulnerable young people who believe in the victimhood promoted by Islamic State further into extremism.

Some man hurts their feelings so they join ISIS?
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>>53811840

You're also #1 at being our lapdog
>>
Fedora maymay is boring at this point
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>Skyrim
>>
I'm literally a pathetic little worm
I'm not even shitposting, I'm a worthless degenerate waste of space and I want to die
>>
>>53811849
You like fat girls?
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>>53811840
You're thinking of the Vietcong.
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>>53811846

Me too, lad. Britain is truly an awful place. I'm glad I took the position and got out.
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>>53811878
/brit/ probably uses it with more frequency than any where else on the site. It's a bit bizarre
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>>53811910
>Americans unironically lost a war to the yellow men in pyjamas
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>>53811901
If they're not complete heffers and they smell nice, have pretty faces and clean hair, then yes
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>>53811882
Get a job, then you won't be. Even if it's at burger king you'll be contributing to society.
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haha
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>/brit/ probably uses it with more frequency than any where else on the site.

>It's a bit bizarre
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>>53811934

It lost public support. If we just did the Afghanistan approach and never leave, we'd win
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>>53811923
Cause it's funny to some people, personally I find the threads, where everyone is fedoraing each other, comedy
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>>53811939
haha egg because she has eggs in her body hahah
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>>53811939
heh
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>>53811937
I want a job, I don't care if it's boring and doesn't pay well, but I don't want to deal with all the bullshit socialising you have to do, going to job interviews, doing training, having to meet the people who you work with, etc.

There's nothing I'd love more than a well paying job where I never have to see another human being
>>
Genuinely embarrassed that our country had a debate on whether to ban trump or not
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>>53812012
be a security guard or something then, although socialising would probably help.
>>53812024
this
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>>53812012
Just do it, tell the interviewers what they want to hear, talk to co workers about the weather etc We all have to do it.
>>
>>
You realise that you can get a well paying management job in Dubai despite having no experience purely if you're white, male and British, right? They specifically look for it
>>
>>53812024
I'm not, 500,000 cucks signed a petition and they debated it as promised with the pro banning side getting BTFO. Democracy in action.
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>>53811955
Hamilton actually looks good wearing that
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>>53811988
it's a 4 year old meme
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>>53812043

>be a security guard or something then, although socialising would probably help.

I had a job where I literally just looked at security camera monitors at a mall to see if I see anyone stealing or doing things they shouldn't be. It was literally the most boring job I've had, and I miss it so much, 2bh
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>>53812053
There would be no one left kek
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>>53812024
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516

They won't debate this though
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Daphne wants her picture taken
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>Hamilton actually looks good wearing that
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>>53812095
Yeah, sounds boring as fug ngl. Why do you miss it?
>>
So are you all NEETs who are up early or are you wagecucks?
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>>53812060
Will they check my privilege?
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>>53812130

It's like doing what I do now, but I was paid to do it. plus there was 2 other dudes there and we would just talk about shit all day
>>
https://www.fb.com/Veterans-Against-Tattoos-797240780360757/?fref=photo

This is making so many degenerate normie roaches angry

Love watching the little insects squirm
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>>53812138
Wagecuck here
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>>53812138
The latter
>alone at work so I do everything except working
Fells god man
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>>53812138
the middleman:
I work part time
nobody likes part timers only new mothers get the sniff of a pass for being one
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>I want to work with animals

what do people mean by this?
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>>53812177
I see.. but at least you can put whatever you like on your screens right now instead of having to watch cctv for hours on end.
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TWITTER IS DOWN GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
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>>53812277
pls win Trump
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>>53812181
lmao this page is hilarous
>>
>>53812242
I have no idea what kind of career to pursue but puppies are cute, I guess
>>
>>53812247

I just used my phone, 2bh. However, you actually had to look at the shit a lot, people try to steal shit way more then I ever realized before this
>>
hey lads would you ever date a yank or canadian
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>>53812242
>I wasn't a fan of the people I worked with in my last job, perhaps having none human co-workers would be banterous.
>>53812378
>people try to steal shit way more then I ever realized before this
Sounds like something that'd be interesting for a day or so. Did you quit or get fire and why?
>>