Would you go to a Brazilian house party? BYOB

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>>53803649
looks dangerous, but maybe i would go if i had the chance to loose my virginity

Fuck no, I don't want to get killed, robbed or raped

>>53803649
No.

post that webm BR, yo know, the one with the favela girl kicking another girl

>>53803649
No

>>53803685
you kidding? since you are german you would become a god there, you would be the next MC Gringo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI2i2btO_0

No drinks allowed?

>>53803897
Germans are Gods.

Whenever i see a German, i drop to my knees and start worshiping him.

>>53803649

That looks absolutely awful, and I would decline any invitation to such a gathering.

>>53803649
That looks like an 80/20 m/f ratio. Pretty shit party.

>>53803649
I've been to smaller Brazilian parties. Pretty fun desu.
>get drunk
>get thrown in pool
>make out with stranger in pool

>>53804028
Was the coke any good?

Yes why not.

>>53803968
BYOB = bring your own beer\drinks

>>53804028
sounds like the typical pool party with my friends, next one is in february, I'm bringing a really hot chic with me, looking forward to it.

>>53804043
No coke, but there was some shitty marijuana. Funk is awful but I like it.

>>53803649
Looks like fun if I had dark skin. I don't, though, so I'd fear for my safety.

>>53804096
funk party, really?

well, whatever floats your boat

>>53803649
looks as good a place as any to get shot

>>53804125
Everyone in OP's pic is white.

>>53803897
>>53803991
If this is true, I will be glad to come and don't beat me up for the 7-1

>>53804247
Are you retarded?

>>53804247
t. alberto faveleosa

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>>53804268
>>53804273
They just spent too much time at the beech.

>>53804317
# B A S E D

THE WHITE RACE IS SAVED

THE SAVIOUR OF THE WHITE RACE

>>53804317
Why do you pretend to be a girl?

>>53803745
"another ""girl"""

>>53804317

what's the white in brazil? who's white?

>>53804268
Mate, this thread is clearly a "Here, look at this cherry picked thing, see how barbaric Brazil is?", and even so you came here expecting people to be serious?

>>53803683
How can you lose your virginity in a place with more than 100 people? The rooms are reserved for the higher up chads only.

>>53804374
It's the formula here, man. We all cherry-pick the worst traits about other countries to make our lives feel a bit less miserable.

It isn't working f@m

>>53804373
Every Brazilian is either Japanese or 100% Aryan German.

>>53803649
I would if there was free booze tbqh.

>>53804419
>be me, from the south
>go to SP
>see japanese brazilians for the first time
>other girls look like shit compared to them
>random boners while walking the streets

damn I gotta go to Japan

>>53804413
"/int/: The post"

>>53804374
ah it's a joke. I'm not used to seeing the otakus here do joking.

New worlders parties are so strange. Here biggest house parties are 15 people, 90% of whom know each other. It's this why you guys lose v card so quickly?

>>53804413
I know that, I'm just explaining it to our friend who didn't get it >>53804520 .

>>53804485
Go back to your commie hole

>>53803685
>I don't want to get killed, robbed or raped
>Germany

>>53804549
Maybe

>>53804373
>in an uber ride on the way to work
>discover my driver is originally from brazil
>later along in the ride he somehow mentions he's "white" (while clearly being very dark skinned)
>he pauses for a minute, realizes what he said, then interjects "well at least for brazil"

Meme magic! I guess the stories are true, after all.

>>53803649
I don't want aids

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>>53804073
not Bring Your Own Bunda?

>>53804703
kek, since we have every shade of mixed, it's hard to say when it stops being black and becomes pardo, and when it stops being pardo and becomes white.

>>53804549
The picture is bizarre for us also, too many people.

But 15? really? gotta take it to the next level bro, around 30 people is the best for picking up grils in pool parties. I once had 80 people in my house, but I have a big patio, it was pretty epic.

>>53803649
As a first rate germophobe,I find that picture completely unacceptable and infuriating.

>>53804383
no need for a room
only a crowd

>>53804829
We don't have pools 2bh

>>53805042
you have saunas and vodka, I'm sure you can make it work

>>53803649
brazil is heaven on earth

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>>53803649
>10 machos pra cada mulher

>>53805060
No, saunas are in Russia or Finland. We stay in pubs here. House parties are very rare and small.

>BYOB
Terrible

>>53805099
you make me scared

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You have to be inversely autistic to enjoy something like this

>>53803897
I am going to Brazil next week. Would I look like a foreigner in there? I thought you guys were white in South Brazil.