Can we merge with America please?
I want to love my country again.
Why would you think we wouldn't?
Vancouver is very conservative and hardworking instead of the welfare queen east.
We keep paying transfer payments to prop up welfare states half a world away and get almost nothing from it.
I would rather we just merge with the states and get unfettered access to their market as a major Asian trading port.
>Vancouver is very conservative
>Safe injection sites
>Most dude weed city in Canada
>Refugee attacks prosecuted as a hate crime
>Entire city voted either Liberal or NDP in last election, not a single blue
Dude are you so high you forgot where you live?
Having dual-citizenship allows us to function as a Republican fifth column. Sleeper cells of American citizens are seeded strategically across Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. At the right political moment, we will use our combined votes to bring about the downfall of the Monarchist British Commonwealth.
>safe injection sites are proven to save lives, we don't blind ourselves with ideology
>people should have the right to do what they want with their body
>our liberals are actually right wing, it's a BC thing
At least the east coast is so destitute that not even refugees and chinks want to live here.
Eastern Canada isn't that far off from Eastern Europe at this point, and I don't mean the good parts like Poland and Russia, I mean the shitty parts like Romania and Bulgaria.
desu the only thing that's shitty about the east coast is the economy, and even then, its not totally fucked
>ethnically more british than the british isles
>people are nice even by Canuck standards
>still over 90% christian and fairly traditional (more traditionally european than most of europe, kek)
>fish and chips are god tier, along with lobster (and its pretty cheap out there)
Don't joke about that, that's literally what muslims do
No merging. You can be annexed, but no merge.
The USA should remain the USA.