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>shit
>wipe ass
>more shit
>wipe ass
>more shit
>wipe ass
>more fucking SHIT

GODDAMMIT WHY DOES WIPING MY ASS TAKE UPWARDS TO AN HOUR?

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS MORE SHIT?
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>>53801688
You have a shower anon. USE IT
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Because you're 10 kg of shit in a 5 kg bag
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You're supposed to wipe after you shit, not during.
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>>53801688
This will solve your problem
>t.squatmaster
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>>53801688
consider wearing adult diapers, la
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>>53801753
No, I mean after I shit and start wiping, there's always more and more shit to wipe, it doesn't end
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>>53801688
Because Australians are always full of shit.
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>>53801799
Try using more than one square
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>>53801688
Fix your shitty diet. Up the fiber, lower carbs moron
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Try eating less greasy food

I used to have this issue because grease makes your shit really sticky so if you have a lot of hair it makes it especially hard to wipe
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>>53801688
I know the feeling [email protected]

it's miserable
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After I shit I run the bathtub and ride my ass until it's clean, no whipping at all.

Do that
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butt plug
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>>53801927
I meant rinse my ass... Damn auto correct
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>>53801826
I FUCKING DO

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53801688
Maybe you should wait till youve stopped shitting b4 you wipe
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>>53801688
Eat more fiber, fatty.
Get a supplement if you must, it's worth it for godly shits that just slide out and don't leave anything behind.
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>>53801688
Eat more veggies, less grease and sugar, and drink more water.

>>53801762
This. Squatter masterrace.
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iktf
Anglos need to invest in bidets
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>>53801688
If you pooped squatting like an Indian, this wouldn't happen.
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Did you tried with toilet paper?
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"""""""""""""""""""first-worlders"""""""""""""" ITT don't know what a bidet is
And then we get called savages
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>>53801688
wtf did you eat op
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>>53804565
Yeah... b-but paper is still faster!..
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>literal australian shitposting
CAN'T
BE
FABRICATED
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>>53801688
If you had less of the buttseks your sphincter wouldn't be so loose that shit is constantly dribbling from it and you could pinch it off properly.
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Why don't we ask the experts?
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>>53804615
You use both, familia.
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>>53801688
>he doesnt have one of this installe din his bathroom
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Australia shitposting again, literally this time...
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>>53801688
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

ANGLOS DONT KNOW WHAT A BIDET IT

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtJGatK-aX8
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>>53801927
>>53801976
dat auto correct
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>>53801688
>not cleaning your ass with water
My asshole is as clean as that of a brazilian shemale :3
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>>53804863
Strange how bidets are unpopulare here..
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poor diet m8
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>>53805008
maybe it has something with culture having some times to do with regions, usa is the predominant culture in the region, and they dont use it for been supposedly "unhygienic"...
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>>53805002
Clean as in infected with AIDS?
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I really have to poop but i'm afraid to because last time I pooped when I wiped for the first time there was only blood and no poop and I had to shower and I'm afraid that'll happen again because I don't know why there was blood because it didn't hurt or anything and it wasn't big either
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>>53801927
>no whipping at all
>whipping
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m8 you've been shitposting too much, that's all
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If you wipe before you shit instead there won't be as much shit so it won't take as long.
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Use wet wipes 2bh
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>>53801927

>ride my ass
>no whipping at all
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>>53801688
You have hemorrhoid(s) and after defecating it can block your anal sphincter from fully closing thus making shit leak from your anus.
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>>53805002
>lavabunda
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>>53805780

RAREFLAG
A
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F
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A
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Literally a shitpost
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>>53806428
NEWFAG
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F
A
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>>53801927
>>53801976
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>>53801762
>>53802845
>Pajeet using proxys to defend himself
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>>53804863
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtJGatK-aX8


Women are such disgusting pigs.
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>>53805478
:( You will be okay anon. If you poop blood again, go to urgent care tomorrow.
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>>53804691
that has a heater, right? because water straight from the line at this time of year would freeze your asshole shut up here
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