fertile slovakia
>>53797505
its too much fun :^)
>>53797551
no, I don't think you're having fun while you're just being anxious :^)
1655 book in Czech by amazing J.A.K.
https://books.google.cz/books?id=0zNjAAAAcAAJ
IMHO the language is more or less the same, definitely understandable without problems.
>>53797683
i dont bite my nails whern anxious
that picture is from chernobyl ?
>>53796806
We have lots of borrowed words for terms our language simply doesn't cover. I think everyone has them.
However, I've noticed there now is a disgusting amount of English words randomly thrown into Slovak these days. Words which are perfectly translatable, but for some reason aren't.
>>53797683
>>53797747
speaking of chernobyl
www.kiddofspeed.com
>>53797683
>>53797773
I need your flags, bros. >>53790118
>>53797773
yeah, stuff like cool, chill and shit like that gets pretty irritating at times.
At first, the amount of English words in Japanese surprised me, I expected a low number of them and damn, was I wrong.
>>53797728
>in todays letters
"Čechové, národ Slovanský, v Modlářství až do léta Kristova 894 pohřížení bez pravého Boha a Náboženství byli. Hle toho vlastně léta, kníže jejich Bořivoj, hostem byv u Svatopluka Moravského krále, divným Božím řízením známosti Kristovy nabyl."
Now tell me again how Czech is a constructed 19th century language, when in 17th century it sounded more or less the same.
>>53797747
then when? I see you do it a lot, pretty neat biting marks
>that picture is from chernobyl ?
yes. could you recommend a good documentary?
>>53797843
Fugg, I really miss the time when people made websites for themselves.
>>53797683
get Чepнoбыльcкaя мoлитвa by Svetlana Alexievich, fantastic book
>>53798026
>then when? I see you do it a lot, pretty neat biting marks
mostly when im bored
>>53798051
>Voices from Chernobyl: The Oral History of a Nuclear Disaster
you mean this, right? and thanks!
>>53798184
I got rid of this habit by switching it to an another, now I chew my pen. still better then licking all the dirt :^)
>>53798039
people still make them but they get lost in the ocean of shit
>>53798375
>you mean this, right?
yes, if you can get every book that Svetlana wrote
>chew my pen
eh i always did that, all my pens/pencils get chewed to death
>>53798381
I recently realized that I'm browsing much fewer pages than I used to when I first got internet at home.
It's partly because 4chan covers many of my themetical interest, but I notcied that I don't make an effort to look up new sites. 90% of my time is spent between 4chan, gmail, facebook and quick fact checks on wikipedia.
>>53798611
i prefer books over the internet, websites like wiki can just spark my interest in something
its synergy, ive read a 1k+ page book about the war in afghanistan while exploring wikipedia about the geography and listening to authentic war songs on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUCObT8lDw
pic rel another great book by Svetlana
>mfw I've been up 39 hours, it's one in the morning and I go to work at 7
>>53797978
>Now tell me again how Czech is a constructed 19th century language
L I T E R A L L Y noone says that, aside from a handful of german revisionists ;))
>>53798882
Do you know Olivier Roy?
He's probably eating all the words he ever said about political Islam right about now, but otherwise he's a smart guy and he has an immense knowlegde about Afghanistan's wars.
>>53798901
>mfw I've been up 39 hours
you on speed ?
>>53799005
>Do you know Olivier Roy?
no but ill look into him
i mostly read russian books, western sources are too memetic
>>53799031
not yet, but right now I'm considering it if I'm to survive this day
>>53799102
are you the vak policeman ?
>>53799097
Sorry, I'm looking at his bibliography right now, and I'm not sure if Olivier Roy is the person I meant.
There's another book by a Western scholar that sums up Afghanistan's history in the 20th century, and it really goes into detail about the CIA's and the ISI's activities.
>>53798912
in last thread there was a Pole who said that
and I think there are also few Czech kucks who misunderstood their history classes and believe that too
>>53799465
>it really goes into detail about the CIA's and the ISI's activities.
funny how the same people the CIA supported with training and weapons to screw over the soviets fucked them over on 9/11, karma is a bitch
shame that kremlinbots started the whole afghanistan affair despite the resistance from the army. ive seen some interviews with afghan jihadists that praise the effectiveness of the soviets and laugh at burgers, quite funny. as always the common man bleeds for the ambitions of the elites
>>53799670
The only thing I find funny about the founding of the Taliban is that one look at the plan and it was painfully obvious that it could only end in disaster, and the CIA was all like
>kek, what could go wrong, let's just give those Pakis what they want!
>>53800061
thats easy to say now. back then it was just a simple us vs them.
soviet elites had great fear about the southern borders and for a good reason. us, china, pakistan all made sure to fuck them over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVx9jN6A_OI
post comfy songs in your languages, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCe33ZrDWdw
Last post.
SYKE
Eakt ui xou gicks
>>53807185
*Wake up you fucks
I don't know what went wrong
>>53807185
How was that supposed to be wake up you fucks?
>>53807638
Typing on a phone in the morning is rather hard you know.
>>53807185
I some wanna acquire yup
femanon in school coma
what do you guys think about going to hookers? is it morally wrong?
>>53811003
>what do you guys think about going to hookers?
its normal but nothing worth bragging about
>is it morally wrong?
hell nah
shagging party sluts might be cheaper but hookers are less time consuming
>>53811003
You are more likely to get her pregnant or contract and std with a party girl than with a hooker, imo nothing wrong with prostitutes.
>>53803115
warning, comfy incoming
https://youtu.be/PcPmokVbz3A
>>53807736
Wanna know what else is hard in the morning? :^)
horrible thread as usual
>>53812281
[(8-3)]-<~<
>>53810927
Choco's back, we're saved!
>>53812431
No trami :^(
>>53812281
blame OP
his autistic repetitive forced meme is annoying as fuck
>>53811049
Well, what do you think about enabling a woman to sell her body to men and expose herself to potential abuse and tons of health risks?
Do you think it's wrong, or do you think she should be allowed to make that call for herself?
>>53812431
only a fool would assume I'm here to save this thread
I'm merely another nail in the coffin
>>53812513
If she goes into not expecting she could be abused or contract a ton of dieases then she is quite naive. It's her body so it's up to her of course some girls aren't doing freely they are trafficked girls under a pimp and shit.
>>53812447
I saved a lot of tram pictures from news about my city just to show to trami :(
>>53812826
he finally kicked the bucket?
>>53812885
He's just taking a one-month break.
morning lads
bust me arm moving a king size mattress last night
>>53812916
from what?
>>53812826
Keep them until he comes back
>>53813065
trams
>>53813043
bust me nuts in you're mum's king sized bagina last night
>>53813205
ebin xDDD
>>53813205
>>53813205
>>53813205
Epik
>>53813205
>>53813205
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>53813809
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? (You)'s? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
what a shitty thread
>>53813942
>SPERGLORD FAGSHIT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>53813980
What are you doing today?
I wish I was British so I could kill myself.
>Nigel ruining everything
yea britbongs suck
>>53814142
>>53814194
so much butthurt from /v4/ today
you guys on your period?
>>53814131
dying inside, after that I'll try dragon's dogma.
magyar cigany
>>53814225
your mum certainly won't have her period after the train we ran on her last night
Hey, Hungarians - is it true that Avitohol is just the Bulgar name for Attila?
inb4 >>>/his/
>>53814389
>after the train we ran on her last night
what in the fuck does that even mean you inbred kraut
>>53814255
>dying inside
What's going on?
>>53814590
no idea lad
>>53814590
I don't know.
>>53814843
>What's going on?
Multiculturalism
anime
shit thread
>>53816944
fuck off
this is not a meme, when people tell you animeposters to stop, they want you to stop
>>53817046
post anime
>>53816944
I don't care if its animu, but
>tumblr
>>53817510
>he has a problem with a particular internet site he doesn't even visit
>>53817411
post planes
>>53817877
>post planes
Lads I statrted to have austistic thoughts again.
>>53818086
post pics we haven't seen ŧbh
>>53818120
how autistic? what about?
>>53817877
I may as well, since the thread is fucked already.
I never noticed how outlandish the Draken looks. Fucking crazy.
>>53818150
That maybe I should get into playing dwarf fortress,and that I should start reading classical literature more often
>>53818150
>post pics we haven't seen ŧbh
sure things, always like to open with concorde desu
>>53817877
again
>tumblr
>>53817297
People's shit taste isn't gonna stop me
Remember the great cathastrope
>>53818225
>I should get into playing dwarf fortress
You'll hate elves before you know it
>>53818308
>french flag
>yugoslavia
It's truly like another trianon
>>53814590
we dont know whats the bulgar name for Attila
>>53818203
draken is funky, if you replaced the vertical stabiliser with a second cockpit, it'd make a solid starfighter
hell, I should draw that some day
>>53818268
>radial engines
post in-line qts
>>53818277 (Checked)
again
>he has a problem with a particular internet site he doesn't even visit
>>53818634
>post in-line qts
tough crowd
>>53818739
>deathtrap
heh heh
>tough crowd
you don't even know ŧbh lad
>>53818739
>Lightning
First model I had.
>>53818881
>First model
not sure how big it is in /v4/ but I use to make loads of airfix shit, mostly spitfires
>>53818941
>pic
Is that the racing plane?
>>53819021
it was a prototype that was discontinued coz it wasn't better than convential prop planes at the time
>>53818941
my parents refused to buy me a spit after they saw I wasn't patient enough to ever complete my model of picrelated
I'm thinking of buying a kit, use it to train my patience
>>53819021
technically, it's the first jet plane :^)
>>53818120
>implying that's a bad thing :^)
>>53819246
kek it really is
>>53819190
>refused to buy me a spit bastards
bastards
I never really painted my planes coz not arty and lazy but I did always finish gluing them together
might get back into it to be honest, quite therapeutic and you've got a nice trinket to hang in your home when you're done
>tfw the captcha asks you to click pictures of tea and there are none
>>53818361
>elves according to most is super smart, super beautiful, super strong, super agile, super artistic and overall literally perfect race
They were bullshit from the beginning.
>>53819289
>I never really painted my planes coz not arty and lazy but I did always finish gluing them together
Same here, though I only did it as a kid.
>>53819333
>I only did it as a kid
yeah, me too
like many of my childhood hobbies it ended when going down the pub and shitposting irl became my favourite form of entertainment
>>53819289
course I forgot pic
>I never really painted my planes coz not arty and lazy but I did always finish gluing them together
I was quite the opposite. It is true I didn't have the patience, but I really wanted to do something with models, so I painted my model cars I had. I had a defender I painted a matte military green and made off-roading accessories from wire for it, but I have no idea where it ended up
I also still have a fancy freelander model I tried to make look a bit more convincing, I'll take a pic
>>53819457
>>53819289
here it is, rate my OC ŧbh
also shitty pic, because the only lens I have is a 18-105
>>53819836
>rate my OC
pretty good man, the mud on the lower half of the car especially is well done.
Just layers of paint or something more involved?
frozen malta lake
>>53819902
actually, it's actual mud, took it from the front yard of our commieblock, mixed it with picrelated, it's a popular kekoslovak glue for hobbyists, it's WD40-tier universal, they've been making it for decades.
So that's why it looks three-dimensional and all - it is
now that I looked at it closely again after years, I got a sudden feeling I should work on it some more instead of buying new models or kits. It's pretty much the only thing of this kind I have left
>>53820150
we have bong version called Polyvinyl acetate/PVA glue, I think. It's white but dries transparent, yeah?
What else do you want to do to it?
Some drivers or passengers?
>>53820327
>It's white but dries transparent, yeah?
yeah, pretty much, I never really wondered what's it chemically, it just works, so I used to buy loads of it and use it for pretty much everything
>What else do you want to do to it?
no idea, considering it's a freelander, there's not much that would fit it and passengers are too organic for me. It already has working front lights. I've gotten rid of the back seats to make room for two AA batteries, I might get more compact ones and do something with the space.
What would a freelander owner want to transport if he took out the back seats?
>>53820551
>What would a freelander owner want to transport if he took out the back seats?
A friend of mine used to steal logs in a similar vehicle.
Off roady stuff? Dunno, hunting rifles if hunting? Hiking equipment? Spare tyre?
Not an expert coz I'm a lazy city boy who doesn't drive
>>53820704
>Not an expert coz I'm a lazy city boy who doesn't drive
so am I, but only because I can't afford a car
cars are the ultimate laziness machines ŧbh
hunting equipment sounds believable, but I don't really like hunters. Hiking sounds good, but for hiking you take a backpack and boots, everything's in there
I'll just make model beer barrels :^)
Czech is a constructed 19th century language
>>53820936
>model beer barrels
not a bad idea, actually. local brewers deliver out of their cars or vans
mostly pic related though
>cars are the ultimate laziness machines ŧbh
driving is stress and you can't be drunk behind the wheel, shit tier transport
unless someone else is doing the leg work then it's
moving-bar/10 as I get trashed on beer in the passenger seat
>>53821037
>local brewers deliver out of their cars or vans
yeah, in towns, but we have a lot of biker bufets near routes and mountain trails, which are often accessible only by dirt roads, so I guess an owner of one would buy a light offroad to both go to work and supply his establishment with
>unless someone else is doing the leg work
yeah, I'm that kind of person, I rarely drink anymore, so I usually drive me mates home. It's a win-win, I enjoy driving, they enjoy drinking
>>53821188
>yeah, I'm that kind of person, I rarely drink anymore, so I usually drive me mates home. It's a win-win, I enjoy driving, they enjoy drinking
doing gods work there man
russians are so wild. And I am proud that I am russian and have huge cock to fuck such a horny girls.
>got complimented today and it felt nice
What did you get complimented on last?
>sit in Latin is "sedet"
>see in Latin is "videt"
éppen letöltöm a Révai Nagylexikont
bump
Why is thread dead today?
Where the fuck is everybody
Risza risza!!!4!!4
https://youtu.be/M-R-siAxCxY
>>53823685
You tell me
>>53823685
bloggers are afk
>>53823685
maybe posting fucking aircraft isn't exactly the most interesting thing to see when you open a thread
so people leave again
>>53823777
Bloggers are a good thing, they give subject to discuss
t. a blogger
>>53824025
People mostly lurk until there is something worth responding to
>>53822258
>play with eyeliner yesterday
>rub eyes with soap to get shit off
>some black eye shit left
>go to school
>my friend says "that looks nice"
:DDD
>>53824262
friend as in beta orbiter friend or fat "let's give each other compliments to feel better" friend?
Do Poles love Švejk?
I play Witcher 3 and there is a person named "Josef Švejk" mentioned, pretty ebin :DD
>>53824361
neither, she isn't fat or ugly
>>53823064
Corvinus? More like KURVYnus. That cunt burned down my lovely town ;_;
>>53824572
kek
>>53824572
he loved mine and even stayed here for a while
maybe p*lßen is just shit
>>53824572
quite good
>>53824262
hows the smokey eye going ? )))
fish>beef>chicken>pork
>>53824924
Pork>Beef>Chicken>Fish
>>53824924
i like you pepo
Fekete bikapata kopog a pepita patika köveken
Someone native please help
>frissíttettétek
or
>frissítettettétek
I don't even know anymore. I lost counting the t-s
>>53824851
I found out I have hooded eyes so eyeshadow isn't even visible on my eye lid so I just created raccoon eyes
>>53824983
Any specific pork meal you like?
>>53824924
>>53824983
pork>chicken>beef>fish
fucking plebians
>>53825083
frissítettétek desu
>>53825140
pork can't be the best, it's haram
>>53825140
beef>chicken>pork>fish>cabbage
but there are more than 3 meats in the world, buddies
>>53825175
no the stem is supposed to be frissíttet not frissít
>>53825244
They are the most common tho
>>53825103
>raccoon eyes
something like this ?
>>53825244
Yeah because everybody would like to read
>pork>octopus>crab>jerky>lamb>rabbit>beef>shark>venison>horse>turkey>sweet water fish>salt water fish>frogs
>>53825455
>frogs even on the list
trash
>>53825455
>sweet water
>>53825455
>rabbi
Interesting
>>53825246
depends on what you want to say
frissített - updated
frissíttet - he makes someone update it
and from these
frissítettétek - you (plural) updated it
frissíttettétek - you (plural) made someone update it
>having fish this low
why
>>53825442
Looked nothing like that but yes
>>53825527
I was actually writing that list down as i remembered the types, normally rabbit would be just behind pork.
Also its hard to say in these things, for example i love clams, but only as a treat every once in a while, and i don't desire chicken, but i got used to eating it almost every other day.
>meat x is better than meat y, because ur an feget
>no ur feget and meat y is better than meat z
shit thread
>>53825698
Where's the amerifat vocaroo?
>>53825455
I'm surprised salt water fish are so far down on the list given how salty you sound, chum
>>53825583
are you eating healthy ?
>>53825739
Very, I assume you are though
>>53825716
not now shepard
I'll have to listen to some merekans first, I haven't had exposure to american accents in a long time
>>53825731
quite good
>>53825858
>I'll have to listen to some merekans first
Good thing they are everywhere :^)
>>53825698
How about contributing instead of complaining fagit
>>53825792
just had my cheat day, chips and salsa dip but thats the only thing im going to eat today
>>53825945
anime
>>53825731
Eating based korbačíky right now, that might have something to do with it
>>53825971
>anime
>>53825949
How often do you have cheat days?
>salsa dip
Store bought?
>>53825971
>>53826009
anime??
>>53826016
>How often do you have cheat days?
once a week or two
>Store bought?
yeah, was quite good. i used to always buy cheese dip
>>53826071
tumblr gif?
>>53825945
I feel like complaining today :^)
>>53826077
Guacamole is awesome as a dipping sauce, shame avocadoes are so expensive here
>>53826104
Goddamnit i just type "anime gif" in google and download those that i like, why the fuck should it matter where its from
>>53826207
haha lol
>tfw my teacher considers "learned" to be incorrect
goddamnit why isn't AE accepted
>>53826328
Wait so what do you use instead? "acquired knowledge"?
>>53825858
So are you half British or just Slovakian with really good accent?
>>53826155
>Guacamole
ill look for it, can you buy it ready made or do you do it yourself ?
>>53826438
I think you can buy it ready made only in speciality shops, but it's quite easy to make
>>53826390
>So are you half British
I wish, I'm just a little bit of a britboo.
>>53826328
I thought learnt was a verb and learned an adjective
>>53826438
>ill look for it, can you buy it ready made or do you do it yourself ?
ready made im not a fan of and i eat quite a lot of mexican food. This guy is a complete knob jockey but the recipe is good to start with:
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/vegetables-recipes/classic-guacamole/#PBIlUBRICFHkhUmh.97
>>53826710
>britboo when i was 14
>suddenly i start seeing all these teens wearing brit flag and shit
>get sick of it and stop caring
>20 yo
>have tea with milk fetish
>suddenly find out that tea with milk is typically british
I'd really love to be a britboo, i fit every british stereotype all too well, but their cuckness is just too much to fully accept it
>>53826929
>>suddenly find out that tea with milk is typically british
earl grey with a slice of lemon m8. no milk or sugar
best combo
>>53826968
>>53826929
earl grey with earl grey and nothing to waste the taste, that's for me
and I'm not really a britboo in the classical weeb-like sense. I simply like enough things that coincidentally come from Britain (mostly England), that it looks like a -booism from the outside.
>>53826720
thanks for the link, id love to try mexican food. i might start exploring ethnic restaurants here when a gf will appear, dont feel like going alone
>>53827099
>earl grey with earl grey and nothing to waste the taste, that's for me
if you ain't tried it with lemon, do it at least once slovakbro you won't be disappointed
>>53827099
>>53826968
I didn't get to the "adult who doesn't like sugar and enjoys olives" phase yet, so i enjoy my drink sweet and with milk. But pure earl grey is great too, you actually made me want some now.
>>53827186
hit me up tomorrow and ill tell you a recipe for a good chilli con carne
but for now, puuuuub
>>53826071
Who is your żonka?
>>53827299
Kagura
>tfw see this comment high as fuck at 4 am
made me laugh my ass off
>>53827186
Authentic Mexican food is delicious
I have never shaved my dick
>>53827695
so i hear
>>53828048
dont shave, just trim
femanon in pizza coma
>>53829304
I'm trying to meme less
>>53829341
post photos of your dogs
This thread is so fucking dead today. You goddamn fags are making me so bored i might break my abstinence.
>>53830234
>i might break my abstinence.
fgt
>>53830234
That's because I am not posting every minute :^) also
Calm your tits and watch some hentai
>>53830114
I don't have pics on me but I might as well go take some
>>53830530
>hentai
Disgusting
>>53830591
>disgusting
I am merely suggesting what the majority watches here
>inb4 nice projecting
>>53830530
i always kek when men take out these kind of dogs on a walk, looks hilarious
>>53830750
We got them 11 years ago, this is Coco her hind legs have given up so now she has to scoot to get somewhere
sup guys, teplicefag here. found myself a job, hooray.
how are y'all doing?
>>53830524
I thought its a good idea to buy more at once so i save up some money but now its looking at me from the drawer with seducing eyes
>>53830983
You aren't working for your relatives company?
>>53830986
what about not buying at all?
>>53831185
>>53831229
yeah, you do exactly that, waste it all, you don't need it.
>>53830983
>found myself a job, hooray.
congrats mate
>how are y'all doing?
writing a job application
also if you already proclaim your town of origin, why not use regional flags?
>>53830986
>reddit gif
>>53831278
>he recognises filename formats of sites he apparently mocks
you're traing too hard, hunmate
>>53830644
nice projecting you iphone fag
>>53831342
What if I do?
>>53831268
I wanted to point out how retarded that question was
>how about you just stop your addiction
>>53831401
but that's the point, it's supposed to make you realise how weak you are mate
>>53831099
naw, they didn't pick me. don't really mind desu, would be pretty hard for me to learn the job anyway. i'll be working in kaufland here (yeah, I know, laugh all you want), doing job for retards, working with piko addicts and just chillin.
>>53831268
where you applying at, slovakbro? also, have no fucking clue how to use a regional fag
>>53831268
>why not use regional flags?
This regional flag fetish is too much :^)
>>53831487
>i'll be working in kaufland
Nothing wrong with that desu, will you be getting any sweet discounts at least?
>>53831487
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>where you applying at,
bicycle mechanic
I'm a rather passionate cyclist myself, so it'd be perfect. I just hope nobody more, or even worse, equally perfect applies. I hate job application processes, I hate change, because I'm autistic.
>>53831697
the palm trees are killing it for me
I don't like palm trees, they imply heat.
>>53831811
Since it's a coastal city the weather was mild(10C)but then again it was winter not summer when we were there
>>53831546
I don't know to be honest (FUCK YOU ASIAN MOOT), I'm just glad that I have a job and that somebody will pay my soc. + zdrav.. Another cool thing is that they pay out on the eigth every month, so on the Valentine's day I might ask this 29 year old chick to go to the cinema with me. Not really expecting anything to happen, but if it would, it'd be pretty cool.
>>53831709
Eh, if it isn't in vanilla 4chan, I won't be using it, soz m8.
That sounds perfect for ya man, you just need to sell yourself on the interview and you'll be golden. Be honest about your passion, show a bit of expertise on your side, be realistic and they'll take you no problem imo. I believe in you!
I'm also quite autistic, but at least you are not weed smoking socka, so you are already kinda ahead of me.
>>53797443
POLL OF THE CENTURY
http://strawpoll.me/6585673
http://strawpoll.me/6585673
http://strawpoll.me/6585673
>>53832014
Good luck! my teacher is from teplice and always jokes about people getting cancer from living there, is she just memeing?
>>53818281
at least use webms instead of tumblr gifs
it's 2016, come on
>>53832135
no
>>53826207
>not saving quality anime webms
Please stop, or we'll take away your anime enthusiast membership.
>>53832014
I'm not really afraid of the interview, if I'm beeing myself, I can be quite irresistible, I'm afraid they won't call me at all and remove me in the "formal" stage.
>at least you are not weed smoking socka
well, that's something you can change and you know that m8
> if it isn't in vanilla 4chan, I won't be using it
it's open-source and as far as I know, perfectly safe, but it's your choice, of course.
>>53832135
is this an attempt to validate (or invalidate) the meme?
>>53832348
fertile slovakia
>>53831709
>bicycle mechanic
no longer looking for driving jobs ?
>>53832342
how does that work?
>>53832422
since I saw what kind of people would be my collegues, no. I'd still go for bus driving, but the licences are quite expensive.
>>53831482
>giving in to your desires is weakness
All those weak men with wives and families...
>>53832267
>>53832342
There is literally 0 difference between webms and gifs in the way we use it
>>53832236
Thanks. I don't really expect her to fall for me, but at least I might have some verbal contant with a female, which is cool and all.
Eh, what kind of cancer? I mean, there is often inverze during the winter (because we are surrounded by mountains), so that is not really nice for the health. You might also get cancer from retarded gyppos, retarded arabs (going the wrong through one way streets) and other retarded faggots (like our great lord and savior Dominik Feri, i.e. a huge cunt that is like 19 or something and is a "big successful politician" for TOP09).
But the weather conditions aren't as bad as they were, and we still have Kubera, so it's better nowadays I'd say (i.e. she is meme-ing).
>>53832348
I know that feel mate, but you can't do anything about that. If they call you up, bingo, you are golden. If they don't, well, shit happens. But with your proficiency I think they will take you over some random faggot.
I know I can change myself. The thing is, I don't really want to. It's comfortable. I've been reading this book called "Jak si lidé hrají", and I kinda fit into the Alcoholic game (if you substitute alcohol with weed). The Alcoholic game works not due to the addiction itself (the use is not really the main thing anyway), but it provides a certain lowering of social position, which essentially disallows a person to form relationships, both intimate and friendships. A person that plays the Alcoholic game is usually terrified of creating these relationships, so they use this game to avoid it.
And yeah, I'm just really lazy while it doesn't really provide anything for me, sorry mate.
>>53832696
With the same filesize you can get significantly longer and higher quality clips.
>>53832712
Maybe it was worse during gommie times since the factories had less regulations
>>53832769
>implying i care about that
I have 703 free space on my external hard drive, i couldn't give less fucks about the filesize
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Vagina_collage_12.jpg
unique creatures
Make more slovakians.
>>53832646
>generalising
don't even know what to say
unless you put the advantages of your addiction on par with the advantages of a wife and kids, then there's nothing to say :^)
>>53832712
>But with your proficiency I think they will take you over some random faggot.
I'm just afraid that random faggots don't really apply for this kind of jobs
>person that plays the Alcoholic game is usually terrified of creating these relationships, so they use this game to avoid it.
it does sound very probably, but in all cases it's caused by the same thing. Whether the alcoholic is too weak to refuse a drink, or too weak to get himself to deal with the social situation, a weakness is a weakness, it's mostly negative and that's not something a reasonable person should want.
>>53832890
It is important for both 4chan brodband, and your brothers.
Not to mention tumblr has hilariously low filesize limit so they butcher their gifs with filters and 1 second loops.
Literally go to >>>/wsr/ and ask for some anime webms to post here.
>>53832712
>Jak si lidé hrají
is it worth reading ?
>tfw my former school has literally a fucking meme page
I'm so glad i'm not there right now
>>53833033
>>generalising
>>53833106
>skvělá memečka
we should say "skvělý memečko, homokládo" instead of "nice meme faggot"
>>53833166
neighbour!
>>53833033
You are implying i am weak since i am giving in to the temptation, i'm saying that the desire to be famous, fuck a girl, have a family, are all also temptations. You just use them in a way that they are prosperous, instead of mass murder, you work hard, instead of rape, you flirt with girls, instead of doing it Fritzl-style, you start a normal family. I am using my temptation in the same way, that is using my addiction for creating art or shutting off the feeling of loneliness that would force me to go out, where i would consume even more drugs.
>>53832989
>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Vagina_collage_12.jpg
>tfw you will never see one irl
>>53832881
Agreed, a lot of the heavy chemical industry is situated here. Ústí nad Labem has it worse, the smell there is unbearable.
>>53833033
Nice dubs.
Eh, you never know man, people are dumb. Still, I give you my best. Working and enjoying your passion at the same time is the best thing you can have.
Yeah, I can admit I am weak in a lot of things, you have that right. Still, I'm living somewhat. I got people in my social circle that are doing much worse than me, so that calms me down a bit.
>>53833073
IIRC it's a bit older, like 1970's I think, but I have enjoyed it quite a bit. I've seen a lot of the games described in the book in action by people in my surroundings, i.e. The Alcoholic; also some of the sexual games are very true and funny at the same time.
As long as you keep in mind it is kind of old fashioned, it generally has cool info to offer.
Btw, maximum comfiness level. A mate of mine started learning the guitar, have been helping him a bit with it and picked up playing again with him. Always loved this composition. Thank you, Ukraine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdREKL_dzaA
>>53833197
offense taken
>>53833274
>>tfw you will never see one irl
It's only 1000 shekels buddy
>>53833364
yeah I meant one attached to a non prostitute
>>53833411
in4 "but all girls are"
>>53833411
>yeah I meant one attached to a non prostitute
I was reading somewhere that there are more girls to guys here so you know...
>>53833065
I was always so hesitant to post on any request board. I just can't imagine somebody sitting there, refreshing the page and reading all those posts in hope of helping somebody.
>>53833613
>implying that's how it works
>mfw i go to Czech Republic and see Petr Mech
>>53833464
Do you truly believe not all girls are sluts?
>>53833243
now that you did it in one post, I noticed that you called it temptation in one sentence, addiction in another. Addiction is inherently a bad thing, as it directly nibbles at your free will.
>>53833334
>Yeah, I can admit
well, it's the first step alright
also nice link, I love me some acoustic pickin'. Of the guitars I've owned, the only ones that were worth trying to play on were electric, but now I miss the sound of that 25 years old acoustic with 10 years old steel strings.
>>53833613
>can't imagine somebody sitting there, refreshing the page and reading all those posts in hope of helping somebody.
sounds like me
although I never did it, because I imagined the people there have silly requests and it always does get boring after a while of doing it for free..
>>53833826
I kinda do (inb4 supreme gentleman)
but being a slut isn't the same as being a prostitute
>>53833197
>homokládo
homokláda means faggot in paprika, what does it mean in slav?
>>53833803
>Petr Mech
>>53833829
Yeah. Still, first steps don't matter. What matters is how far you get.
I used to have a shitty electric guitar, but I was younger and even more mentally fucked up than now, so zero will equaled never really learning anything proper. Kinda envy you man, you should play more.
>>53834018
There is really only two extremes on 4chan, either she is a pure waifu or a complete hoot. The truth lies somewhere in between though. Girls want sex more than you do, but for a lot of them the social stigma is very hard. Combine that with the fact that the generations after the year 95 are social turboautists makes it very hard for girls to actually find a guy that is just straight up normal.
I should really shut up, considering I haven't gotten laid in like 20 months, but still, there are genuinly nice girls out there. So what they had a couple of guys before. After some time, you will be essentially on the same level.
>>53833829
Addiction is just a stronger form of temptation, you can control and use them both desu
>>53833826
>being this dumb
>>53834063
homokláda literally means "homosexual log", how can you fags use it in paprika when its slav?
>>53834018
>>53834295
Fucking a virgin is fucking awful, don't trust the r9k memes.
>>53834063
homo - homosexuál
kláda - log in czech, can be used as an expressive name for benis
>>53834295
> you should play more.
I keep telling myself that all the time. Maybe when I finally get a job and free time won't be that free, I'll value it more and actually do productive things like that instead of playing vidya all day
>>53834400
if you could control addiction, you wouldn't need to call it addiction, just temptation. Addiction is a word for when recurring temptation becomes stronger than your willpower.
>>53834515
>Fucking a virgin is fucking awful, don't trust the r9k meme
truth. it's better to have a somewhat experienced girl than a complete wooden plank that isn't even enjoying herself with you.
>>53834571
Man, I have the same train of thought. I had so much free time and I was unable to write anything, or do anything productive at all. Just wasted time until the evening, bought some weed, got high at some friends place, went home, jerked off and went to sleep. That is in essence the last two months of my life.
I saw a female muslim on the bus today.
How the fuck did we allow this to happen?
Why didn't we stop it when we could?
Why didn't we prevent it?
>>53834515
>Fucking a virgin is fucking awful, don't trust the r9k memes.
How are we supposed to learn?
So, how much money do you have saved up, /v4/?
what is this bullshit?
>>53834743
A black man sat next to me on a train today.
He asked "Je tady volno?"
And me : "Yeah, yeah."
My brain automatically switched to english because he was black andi have never seen a black person speak czech before or something.
Never been this close to a black guy before
>>53834978
400 crowns, am I ballin?
>>53834815
There is something called porn and something else called general empathy. I know that it is something unknown, but you can at least show some effort. The choice of a partner influences that, of course, but if he/she is a worthwhile person they will take your time with you. However, you can at least attempt to try and enjoy yourself, my worst sexual experience ever was with a virgin and it was awful, she just laid there and looked at me. Complete turn-off.
>>53834978
around 20 000 knedliki shekels ťbh
>>53834978
Around 90 000, i don't like spending money
>>53834571
In that case my addiction isn't really an addiction. I managed to overcome it several times whenever i felt like i needed to. But that still doesn't stop me from starting again when the need is over, because like i said, its still useful. I can control it however i like and i am using it. Even if i give in to the enormous urge, it still doesn't make me a weak man in my eyes.
>>53834515
>Fucking a virgin is fucking awful
I never understood how a woman can be "bad" at sex
she has a vagina, I put my benis in there and it's supposed to feel better than hand, right?
I guess it's more fun when she moves or something, but I personally would be happy even if she'd just lay there desu
t. virgin
>>53835081
>yeah, yeah
>je, je
it's the same in czech tho
>>53834978
around 3.5k yuroshekels, i dont like spending money
>>53835111
>she just laid there and looked at me
That is what they call a """starfish""", saw a porno like that and it looked like the dude was raping a lifeless body.
STOP LETTING POLAND MAKE THESE THREADS IM SICK OF "FERTILE SLOVAKIA"
>>53834978
>go 6k in sweet alimenty two days ago
>tfw paid all my debts and bills and i have 2k now
I should start working
>>53835453
Supposedly the key to good sex is enthusiasm and generally being active in the act of sex
t. birgin and read too much about sex
>>53834295
>Girls want sex more than you do
this is literally untrue
>>53835703
fuck
>>53835453
No matter that she is bad, but it hurts her, its unpleasant for her, she doesn't enjoy it, you're a bit fighting with her, there is blood everywhere...
>>53835703
>>53835760
(You)
>>53835767
>it hurts her
Not necessarily, she be using a dildo but never had sex
>>53834515
>>53834571
fucking kek
In paprika:
homok: literaly sand, but somehow its also used to imply homosexuality
láda: box/crate