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crayon pop

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly affects all indirectly.

Reply and I'll give you a (you)

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Maisie

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xth for anime

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Pakis and niggers OUT

I laugh at 'people' who say you never need the heating on as you can just wear a jumper and then wonder how they end up with mould hahaaha

having a feel bad about self

to the windoooooooow

>>53797332
desu we do need some heating
though some people turn it up way too much

>>53797335
You deserve it

just ordered some pingers, whizzers, bangers, poppers, sizzlers and thumpers from the indian sub continent

>>53797366
rude

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I have a masters from a rustlers and I voted UKIP

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i just came

I enjoy buying things for £3 or less

>>53797367

In my opinion the Jedi are evil

>>53797330
BIG
STRONG
IRISHMAN

Lads what does liberal mean in the British context?

>>53797407
Good lad

>>53797407
>rustlers
we's right snoggered now

I trust david icke more than david cameron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZtP2d2XGA

haha anyone remember this funny meme:

At the end of the day you think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister

http://strawpoll.me/6579444
http://strawpoll.me/6579444
http://strawpoll.me/6579444

>>53797412

really appreciating this gimmick lad

thumbs up and a pat on the back from me

pf

just parted with a purple note and in return gained 2,2 grams of some delightful lemon haze
pleased with the exchange 2bh

>>53797419
Then you are truly lost.

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>talking to qt for a while
>really like her
>she keeps saying that all her friends say I could model, that her friend really likes me etc
>think she's just trying to flatter me
>was going to ask her out soon because I think she likes me back
>talking to her today about exams
>she said she can't be arsed revising any more because she got dumped on saturday
>mfw


simply ebin lads
fucks sake all that wasted time

>>53797434
liberal in the british context = classical liberal

>>53797455
quality English there mate

>>53797434
closer to what Americans would call libertarian, though generally British classical liberals are still in favour of things like the National Health, and immigration caps. I am but I'm also in favour of generally 'libertarian' things like the right to bear arms, drug legalisation and an end to hate speech laws

>>53797506
So what are the lib dems then?

having a want

>>53797503
tell her you'll help her revise mate
easy points towards becoming her bf

>>53797318

Guess what you fucking cunts I wasn't gonna give you (You)s anyway

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Working on my sitcom again.

>>53797464
love lemon haze
Only strain that gives me a 'floaty' feeling, don't get that from any other weed.

Predjadis aba new threds

I have a GCSE in physics and I don't need more than that to know that the buildings should have slowed down exponentially while they fell as they gathered resistance from the progressive floors that they moved through. This didn't happen, the buildings fell at a consistent speed, almost that of a free falling brick. If it wasn't a demolition then they shouldn't have collapsed without slowing down as they fell.

>>53797555
*flings poo at her and her dress*

imagine i did that haha

i would be arrested but she would have poo on her

there would be pictures of her with poo on her

people would always know

shed be stuck with it for the rest of her life

>tfw no bear bf who makes you cock drunk
reeee

>>53797540
Social democrats they aren't really proper liberals

>>53797540
Weird. They are a merger between the Liberal party and the Social Democrats (Labour rebels) so while they claim to be proper liberals a lot of them are Labour lite

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>tfw Irish women are generally awful

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>>53797555
weird dress

Why is australia reknowned as the shitposting kings? their posts are boring and mundane in comparison to some of the stuff lads post under the union flag

>tfw no ken barlow bf to make you lick the sweat from each and every wrinkle in his scrotum

>>53797643
Women are universally awful

>>53797574
Can u post a bag?

>>53797609
> tfw working out to be tru bear mode but progress is 2slow

You dont know this pain desu senpai

>>53797549
bit beta innit
was already helping her with some of her dissertation whilst she was going out with her lad (which I didn't know about) so i've had enough beta-ing about with her Tbh
think I'm just going to cut my losses and be civil with her but I won't put my neck out any more

>>53797529
British liberals advocate literally none of these

>>53797643
>generally
wew
stick to gaelic lad
>>53797673
outside of /brit/ they shitpost more

>>53797698
post chubby cub bod :3

>>53797673
No idea
The Aussie schtick got old really fast

>>53797725
Why is it wrong in this case?

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>Women are universally awful

Why is the trator Bliar not in prison for war crimes? This psychopath is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians and soldiers. They will get you one day BLIAR.

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Why is Obama such a tryhard beta cuck? It's embarrassing

>>53797759
because theyre always awful innit

who here remembers gladiators lads?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE9Sx4SIj1E

wish i could go on it now desu, also shadow and rhino were perfect bulls for my wife

>>53797759
i'm guessing you meant genuinely
or at least 'awful in general'

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>>53797746

>>53797713
yes they do
unless you mean lib dems, and they still advocate drug legalisation

>>53797713
that's like saying british 'conservatives' aren't really conservative lol. It's still the definition of the word

>>53797746
she's such a slut

>>53797745
>>53797725
think its cause brits have the best general on int so we dont go to other threads much but australians have no home and go into other countries thread and throw a bit of piss poor bottom tier """""banter""""" about and all these nations who have never been bantered think its extraordinary

>>53797822
No I mean generally, as in women are awful in general. How would "generally" be incorrect in this context?

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watched any smart anime recently lads?

>>53797434
Whigs

equally as bad for the same reasons no matter how much people wank over "classical liberalism"{

>>53797794
You have to actually commit war crimes

>>53797885
He's just a thick brummie mate

Winston Churchill should be tried posthumously for Warcrimes against all those poor little Nazis

Why is the ratio of peadophiles to non-peados so much higher at the elite level of society

>>53797263
pink floyd desu lads

>not railing a reasonable line of K, sitting back in your comfy chair with a spliff in your hand, blankets covering your body and a purring cat to top it all off

I have transcended comfort

>>53797896
fuck off out my sphere of influence or ill box your leafy justin trudeau face in maple cunt

Blacked videos without anal are a waste of time

>>53797841

I want to fuck maises well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.

>>53797606
I think they'd just remember how she was harassed by some shit flinging maniac.
We're in the age of victims.

>>53797982
which album
my cat doesn't like anything after meddle

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>>53798000
>watching blacked videos at all

>>53797923
That's fine then. I'm often paranoid about my English because I feel like I construct my sentences in a retarded manner. I completely and utterly lack any eloquence.

>>53797964
> People trying to distract us from the HORRIFIC BETRAYAL
Rasheed

The queen has a personal wealth of 33 trillion dollars.
The rothschilds family has a collected wealth of 500-700 trillion dollars.

They could wipe out world hunger and just mother fucking buy Saudi Arabia and Israel.And still have trillions to play with.

Every single debate on anything other than this fact is irrelevant.Global warming,terrorism,poverty,its all pissing in the wind until this is addressed.

tried: david brian robert chris tom scott michael ryan thomas luke dermot matthew neil gary elliot sam samuel roger richard

any common uncle names to try for a security question thing lads

>>53798050
Blacked is literally kino 2bh

reincarnation is pretty much the best case scenario of what could happen after you die

Feeling a strong urge to consume. Like buy an expensive tech gadget or build a fancy PC (even though I don't play video games).

Wish I wasn't such an indoctrinated good goy.

>>53798072
>The rothschilds family has a collected wealth of 500-700 trillion dollars.
doubt anyone will sell a country for an art collection tbf

>>53797965
looks just like my oneitis here ree

Only 1 more hour until Poleaboos play time

>>53798072
And they won't let a single penny slip between their tight jewish fists, despite slowly siphoning it away from everyone else for centuries.

>>53798096
agree

unlikely though

>>53798115
You going on jihad Amer?

>>53798099
i know what you mean, i really feel a strong urge to purchase something for £3 or less

>>53798072
Yeah but

What about the terrorists? Look a celebrity, talk about that! Buy the latest product! Yes, yes good goy

>>53798096
but surely when you get reincarnated you don't retain anything from your previous life
so in what meaningful sense are you getting reincarnated

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>>53798018
haha howling

>>53798072
>the queen owns 33 trillions dollars

You realise the entire US economy is about 16 trillion dollars, right

>>53798150
No but he will have some fun that was only made possible through his own hard efforts

>>53798099
I feel uneasy if there's more than £1k in my bank account.

Just have a fucking urge to spend it.

>>53798159
Lad know what you should buy?

>>53798096
Well, the reality is you just decompose into basic elements again until you go through the food chain and sustain other life... which isn't all that bad. It just lacks any conscience which at least means I won't have to suffer >no gf for an infinite amount of time

>>53798096
nah, best case would be Valhalla
I wonder if Valhalla got an update and there's now coke and pingers up there as well as booze

>>53798072
Think your numbers are a bit off

>>53798072
desu these figures are innacurate since a lot of the things they own are not really sellable

its like the pope selling St. Peters, it just wouldn't happen

like you honestly think selling a chunk of Adam's dick from the ceiling to some Russian mobster would be a good idea?

>>53798072
>500-700 trillion dollars.

I don't think that that is true lid

>>53798202
what should i buy lad

>>53798235
>like you honestly think selling a chunk of Adam's dick from the ceiling to some Russian mobster would be a good idea?
y-yes?

>>53798262
A Kinder Bueno and a Double Decker

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lads what if when you die you're just stuck reliving your life without any way to change anything
like you just watch yourself in spectator mode for eternity

>>53798072
>>53798254
lad I think there's less than 100 trillion dollars in existence in the world

>>53798272
because you're a Proddy desu
and like all good Northern Moslems you have no appreciation for high culture or the beauty man can achieve.

mad how there's all those nerds who understand code and all they use it for is to make minecraft mods

>>53798285
That's means we're already dead

>>53798285
Had nightmares about that after reading Slaughterhouse V

>>53798285
Poleaboo would quite like to relive some scenes

>>53798316
>no appreciation for high culture or the beauty man can achieve.
A FUCKING DICK

>>53798274
pretty decent idea t.bh

>>53798038
>implying

your cat is an elitist

I actually just put on 'time' after reading the OP, since it got me feeling just right

gonna put on animals now though

hello lads my family is worth 50 trillion dollars AMA

>>53797263
threadly reminder that all UK, ireland and australian posters have laois accents in my head

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post your favourite right wing intellectual

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>>53798285
>it's the "anon's housemates find his fleshlight" episode

>>53798072
typical lying socialist twat

>>53798363
have you had a wank today

>>53798374
dont know what a laois accent even sounds like

>>53798363
a whole 900 dollarydoos?!?!

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>>53798351
>proddies are LITERALLY terrified of the human form

>>53798363
Aussie dollars?
Middle class lad.

>>53798355
time is their best

imo

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>>53798378

>>53798374
so they sound like knackers

>>53798363
does that mean you can afford a night out drinking in australia?

>>53798417
A FUCKING MELTING WOMAN

>>53798406
imagine any midland accent

>>53798394
yeah but I shouldnt have - need to retain my proud family testosterone

>>53798416
ah yes I love the "simpsons"

>>53798419
PAH! Quiet, inferior.

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>>53798384
>it's the "why don't you have a gf" episode

>it's the "are you gay, I wouldn't mind if you are" episode

My hand smells like my own dick and jizz. Is this cause I've been wanking or wtf is the cause of this

>>53798285
You will enjoy this short story if you haven't already read it. It plays with the theme of your post:

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html

>>53798489
>yank problem solving

best apps for window phone? fucking stupid windows phone

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i love reddit so much

>>53798608
solitaire

>>53798608
The bin

>>53798608
a curtain haha

>>53798569
>WASTING AWAY

god damn I love that part. Can't wait for my inexplicably self replicating protein chains to fail and return me to the void

bye /brit/

Lads please present me with some examples of creative genius by a woman

I really don't want to believe they're all useless

Burroughs, anyway, encountered the 23 in Tangiers, when a ferryboat captain named Clark remarked that he'd been sailing 23 years without an accident. That day, his ship sunk, with all hands and feet aboard. Burroughs was thinking about it in the evening when the radio newscast told him that an Eastern Airlines plane, New York to Miami, had crashed. The pilot was another Captain Clark and the plane was Flight 23.

When Burroughs told me that, I flipped, because I was 23 that year and lived on Clark Street. Besides, I immediately saw the application to the Law of Fives: 2 + 3 = 5 and Clark has 5 letters. I was mulling this over when I happened to notice the shipwreck in Pound's Canto 23. That's the only shipwreck mentioned in the whole 800-page poem, in spite of all the nautical voyages described.

Canto 23 also contains the line, "with the sun in a golden cup," which Yeats says inspired his own lines, "the golden apples of the sun, the silver apples of the moon." Golden apples, of course, brought me back to Eris, and I realized I was onto something hot.

Then I tried adding the Illuminati Five to 23, and I got 28. The average menstrual period of Woman. The lunar cycle. Back to the silver apples of the moon— and I'm Moon. Of course, Pound and Yeats both have five letters in their names. If this be schizophrenia, I said with a P. Henry twist (one better than an O. Henry twist), make the most of it!

I looked deeper.

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>>53798659
>Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
>Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
>Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
>The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

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Dolmio anyone?

>>53798700
my mummy made me and i am a work of art

>>53798700
Lad please present me with some examples of creative genius by you

I really don't want to believe you're useless

wish i lived in a country where petrol/cars were cheaper and you could cruise around like the rich arab countries/australia/america

>>53798700
they have soft skin and nice hair

>>53798700
Uhh

Ehmm

Ahh...

There isn't any?

>>53798700
kate bush

>>53798754
do they smell nice aswell?

>>53798748
I am useless

>>53798700
that one rich feminist who talked a lot in the 30s but really didn't do much significant yet ended up on a banknote

>>53798781
the queen isn't a feminist

>>53798453
delet this

>>53798770
Very good

She's excellent

>>53798718
literally what is this? Burroughs fan fic?

>>53798815
It's Me, I'm Cathy is a masterpiece

alright lads, be honest

http://strawpoll.me/6579691

>>53798809
Yes, she is

All women are feminsts by default

>>53798774
on occasion, but I dont think I can handle any more cheap perfume

>>53798721
sorry lad it appears I misquoted and deprived you of a legitimate (you)

hope this clears things up

t. sentient colony of individual cells

>>53798837
I prefer A Deal With God personally

>>53798842
inb4 everyone is over 6 foot
and several insecure manlets reply to this post insisting that no, they really are tall

>>53798842
oh yeah just pretend that <5'10 also includes 5'10, fucked up there

Lads why do we still use strawpoll? the only ever general I post in is /gsg/ and they use poal.me

http://poal.me/cjabo4 example poll

much better as everyone can add an answer in which adds to the banter

>>53798700
Bjork

>>53798926
Yeah good for banter but awful for representing data

>>53798817

illuminatus triology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0

maisey posting is openly pedophilic

>>53798926
>can add your own answer

kind of against the point 2bh

>>53798000
Don't be coming back at me
Coz i run this fuckin' stupid board til I'm told otherwise
If you come back at me, you'll follow lisicki down the road
>>53797819
You've got a fortnight's notice
>>53798025
you're too intence
So if I'm gonna take abuse, I'll take it my way

>>53798000
So you, ya little cunt
>>53798025
And you, you big cunt, I'll fuck ya
And if either of you want to pair up,
You best bring your dinner, I don't.
Examine my fuckin' words

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>david icke

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>>53798842
> <5'10

It's almost midnight, lads

Late enough to go into her email or should I wait another hour?

>>53798945
in strawpoll memers just use botnet to get 250+ votes now which ruins it anyway, banter is all that matters really

evening lads

>>53798926
strawpoll embeds and poal.me doesn't

>>53798926
this wont embed therefor its shite

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>>53799009

>>53799009
post the manletmobile webm

>>53799026
people who always go on about banter tend to have no banter themselves and rely on others

http://strawpoll.me/6579740

>>53799067
>>53799068
>Strawpoll embeds

wot?

>>53799039
it's morning here m8

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This post was predestined

>>53799096
fucking newfags don't even use 4chanx

>>53798965

talentless

I don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
Writing messages you won't read
I don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
On the internet
Waiting to say
Hi

>>53799067
>>53799068
just double click the line with the link on then click 'open this link in a new tab'

pretty quick t.bh

>>53799132
rasheed

>>53799121
im going to kill you

>>53799129
been here for years but never really took any notice of it, why should I download it?

>>53799145
yeah I really want to click on screamers

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I C K E
C
K
E

I'm going to wait another hour before checking the fruits of my labour

>>53799172
well when it says poal.me in the link you will know it's a link to poal.me, dumb tyne posters

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been lifting lads

>>53799132
Post a better vocaroo version or go home to Pakistan

Potato cakes 2bh

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>>53799147
your reaction was predestined
and so were these dubs

>>53799175
me with the skinny arms

>>53799221
Lift a pair of scissors, jeeezus!

*audience laughs*
*/brit/ theme song plays*

>>53799221
Bash some Pakis

>>53799221
lift some scissors you nonce

>>53799105
close enough

>>53799146
>>53799246
>calling him a paki
>there's an interracial romance in her video

well done you fucking idiots

>>53799273
reported to frau merkel

Shit day so far desu

>>53799258
blim blam fuk u stupid kkennjefennennen 2222222222222

there i just proved free will

>>53799321
got some free willy here la

>>53799347
end ur lyfe dummy

3 things that've happened to me today:
1. My friend told me he hates EMINEM.
2. My friend got hit by a bus.
3. I lost my Bus driving licence.

thumbs up if youre listening to this in 2014

>>53799299
>>there's an interracial romance in her video
OH WOW

OHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOW

WHOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUCK CARES??????????????????

>>>/pol/ AND STAY OUT

I feel so beautiful, gorgeous infact

>>53799338
does it exist?

got a willy here if anyone wants succ practice

I'm still not over her. She said she wasn't in love with me in November but it still hurts.

I have a big penis and I voted labour.

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>>53799321
You were destined to react this way

little ant can't see the sent trail left out for him

>>53799357
hello reddit

>>53799383
bagsy
>>53799386
i fit this criteria

>>53798285
build up enough self-control to smash your computer

I think all this gayposting is actually making me gay

I have a small penis and i voted liberal

happen to have a willy between my legs

>>53799357
leddit

>>53799299
>watching music videos
literally a paki

>>53799438
aren't the Liberals the baddies in Australia?
*by baddies I mean right wing*

>>53799407
>>>/pol/

>>53799445
same

May as well not have a willy between my legs desu

>>53799445
this happened to me aswell
bit weird really

>>53799461
Yeah
Im a baddie
>:)

>>53799397
*does a fucking back flip and calls you a cunt*

>>53799397
cunt


The free will argument always starts off with some guy sitting in his chair thinking of ways to be philosophical and he's like, "Now I know free will exists, but what if....."

trite lad

Chips and sriracha lads.

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posting my pornfu

In the act of conception, of course, the father contributes 23 chromosomes and the mother contributes another 23. In the / Ching, hexagram 23 has connotations of "sinking" or "breaking apart," shades of the unfortunate Captain Clarks. . . .

Where was I? Oh, yes: James Joyce had five letters in both his front name and his hind name, so he was worth looking into. A Portrait of the Artist has five chapters, all well and good, but Ulysses has 18 chapters, a stumper, until I remembered that 5 + 18 = 23. How about Finnegans Wake? Alas, that has 17 chapters, and I was bogged down for a while.

23 people died of heat prostration that day in Chicago. He added something else: 17 people had died of heat prostration the day before. Why did he mention that? I'm sure he doesn't know— but there it was again, 23 and 17. Maybe something important is going
to happen in the year 2317? I couldn't check that, of course (you can't navigate precisely in the Morgensheutegesternwelt), so I went back to 1723, and struck golden apples.

That was the year Adam Smith and Adam Weishaupt were both born (and Smith published The Wealth of Nations the same year Weishaupt revived the Illuminati: 1776.) Well, 2 + 3 = 5, fitting the Law of Fives, but 1+7 = 8, fitting nothing. Where did that leave me? Eight, I reflected, is the number of letters in Kallisti, back to the golden apple again, and 8 is also 23, hot damn. Naturally, it came as no surprise when the 8 defendants in the Chicago Conspiracy Trial, which grew out of our little Convention Week Carnival, were tried on the 23rd floor of the Federal Building, amid a flurry of synchronicity- a Hoffman among the defendants, a Hoffman as judge.

Around this time I bought Robert Heinlein's The Puppet Masters, thinking the plot might parallel some Illuminati operations. Imagine how I felt when Chapter Two began, "23 hours and 17 minutes ago, a flying saucer landed in Iowa . . ."

have a willy between my legs but no one will ever know

>>53799517
pack it in with this shit gimmick or i'll chin you

>turn on proxy and user-agent switcher
>log into gmail
>change password
>change recovery email
>send facebook reset email
>change facebook password
>change gmail password back to normal
>download facebook photos
>change facebook recovery email if possible

>>53799462
already there mate

>>53799530
*knows about your willy*

>>53799517
>literally on the set of a Blacked scene

lmao

Im a virgin
;_;

>>53799567
blacked has amazing production values

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>why yes, of course I have a "pornfu"

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>>53799501
>Now I know free will exists
do you?
me inputting sensory info into your mind via this thread lead to the chain reaction of you posting this
its all according to the the Plan.

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>>53799517

>>53799517
always a shame when a genuinely nice looking girl goes into porn 2bh

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need a bf lads

>>53799548
Good, stay there ta x

poo and willy

>>53799605
Her forehead is bigger than her face ffs

>>53799576
See >>53798093

>>53799605
Why?

She makes more than you

chances are at least one girl has masturbated to you lads

According to my nipples, its cold out

really happy that i have a mate that rings me about twice a week and just asks me what im up to 2bh

>>53799643
probably some ugly fat one if its true

>>53799641
are you stupid enough to think that porn is a "career"

she'll be used up within 5 years

Anyone else cry to this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0

>>53799517
Who is that?

Spent the last half hour reading erotic fiction only to wank off to something else entirely

>>53799663
you could say its a bit... nippy

>>53799643
i know for sure at least one has, but that was when i was 15

>>53799643
Masturbated with a few over Skype desu so I know this for sure

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going to bed
see you later lads

>>53799714
post details if it's hot

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are you ever going to experience this first-hand with your gf?

Anyone else cry to this somg?

https://youtu.be/YJVmu6yttiw

>>53799605
She's only 19 too

She'll end up with some beta provider accountant/engineer/lawyer etc when she's like 35 and had blown all her money on a drug addiction

>>53799643
that's really, really, really, really, really, really unlikely

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>>53799695
>swedish house mafia

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Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. Alison you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock at weekends you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.

>>53799720
I tried masturbating with a girl on skype, incredibly awkward

>>53799737
Poleaboo believes your mistress to be shit tier

>>53799743
pussy ruined forever

>>53799581
Yes, as I have the ability to not post this, but instead I do, here:

>me inputting sensory info into your mind via this thread lead to the chain reaction of you posting this

lad sending a message via the internet and assuming I will read it doesn't disprove free will

>>53799781
poleaboo is wise beyond his years

business idea:
> a /brit/ish consortium buys 4chan from chinky moot
>unfilter baka desu senpai
>filter americanisms

>>53799753
and she'd still never look twice at you

stay mad, cock

>>53799742
not really, just some slag i was having a little fling with back then, she had a boyfriend but eventually admitted to me she was falling for me and once text me saying she wanted me inside of her and that she was touching herself to the thought of me

>>53799743
Isn't nature beautiful

Right. Can people seriously stop shaming others for "self-diagnosis" in regards to mental illness. You have no idea how long it takes to get properly diagnosed. Especially if you live somewhere more remote & there's limited doctors. Going to get diagnosed is a scary and frightening thing. Many who suffer with anxiety find it easier to self-diagnosis rather than make themselves ill through the process of actual diagnosis. Why can't people do it to give themselves peace of mind?

>>53799817
>fAm
>british term

Why do yanks fucking hate trade unions?

>>53799833
very jelly 2bh lad

>>53799849
Cunt shut up

everybody will be dancing and we'll be feeling alright

How did things get this bad?

>>53799866
rude

>>53799849
It's been London nigger slang for decades. I was gobsmacked when I first started seeing Yank niggers saying it. Like I literally couldn't comprehend it.

>>53799849
it literally is though, i know its used by both yanks and brits now but our blacks have been using it wayyyyyy longer senpai

Borrow that cd senpai?

>>53799857
trade union membership has fallen dramatically since the 60s after a battle of attrition. it's no more than a small ponzi scheme nowadays for the leader. might as well start kill ourselves en masse to show those ruthless capitalist overlords whose boss.

>>53799817
honestly it's a dream of mine to operate a popular imageboard

wish hotwheels didn't come up with 8ch 2bh

my willy is small lads

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>>53799931
ARE YOU DUMB BRUV
*SWINGS*

Cold as fuck lads

>>53799849
literally been in a word in the uk for decades

>>53799960
how many inches

>go to a 70% chinese secondary school in vancouver
>slang like "bare" is often used
>thought it was an asian FOB thing
>turns out it's London slang
what the fuck

>>53799999

>>53799462
No bullies !
This is a shit in human Form a.k.a. South Asian friendly board!

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>honestly it's a dream of mine to operate a popular imageboard

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>>53799849
why do you think it was filtered? lol

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>>53799959
>Wanting to operate a den of racism, noncery, paranoia, anime and misogyny

>>53800000
6

>>53800009
Johnny foreigner please leave

>>53799857
Reagan killed them.

Reagan's war on labor began in the summer of 1981, when he fired 13,000 striking air traffic controllers and destroyed their union. As Washington Post columnist Harold Meyerson noted, that was "an unambiguous signal that employers need feel little or no obligation to their workers, and employers got that message loud and clear -- illegally firing workers who sought to unionize, replacing permanent employees who could collect benefits with temps who could not, shipping factories and jobs abroad."

Fuckin cunt.

>>53800026
b-but mines 6.5 and girls say its big

>>53800000
good post

>>53800064
They're lying to you lad

>tfw 7.5in
>every girl I've been with has said it's their biggest