Culture Pals - /cp/

no one likes chinks tbf

>>53796836
i do

>>53796903
well then you are wrong

>>53796836
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGNy7dEQWY

>>53796836
I do

>>53796985
you are wrong as well

Brace yourself for a 150 years of mystic wisdom.
Chink girls fuck black guys and give head

>>53797035
you too

>>53796903
>>53796985
>>53797035
/chink pals/

>>53797084
/next dschingis khan/
it's just a matter of time until there will be a whole Asian country with partially having my DNA in every inhabitant.

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>/chink pals/

I just got back from the Netherlands after fucking my Dutch qt.
Milky white hot cum was all over her face, my cum. Yeah that's right. She even let me fuck her in the arse, her face stuffed into the pillow.
It was gritty like sandpaper and it didn't smell so good, But boy, did it feel good.

>>53797162
>gritty like sandpaper
>boy did it feel good

k

>>53796836
But /guenter

>>53797144
post your thai(wanese) qt

>>53797268
/guenter

>>53797162
Sure.

My qt would let me do literally anything I wanted to her as long as I didn't cum in her, so that was cool

>>53797258
>>53797326
...don't do this

>>53797333
FIFTEEN

I want to suicide with an exit bag together with a QT Taiwanese while listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFe31-Jmx-M

>>53797326
But she's huerman tbqh

>>53797333
>My qt would let me do literally anything I wanted to her as long as I didn't cum in her, so that was cool
Would hate to be number 16 to come in her eh

>>53797144
I thought you wanted to complete the qt world map first

Is Yalta a shithole? Talking to a qt there and I just learned that it's in crimea. I hope she doesn't get exploded

>>53797633
I added South Korea this weekend.
Macau soon

>>53797680
disgusting

Do you guys have nicknames for your qts?
I call mine 烤鸭 desu.

>>53797855
does she know you're a manwhore

>>53797084
My neighborhood is full of chineses, hell, the apartment I live right now belonged to a chinese family, who now lives in the next building.
They are good people, honest, hardworking and with a good heart. I came to appreciate their contributions much more.

>>53798049
but did you fuck any of them

Why do so many of you have yellow fever? Chinks are disgusting 2bh

>>53798168
the neighbor's grass is always greener

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>>53798168
>there are people in this thread that would rather fuck a sweatshop worker than this qt

>>53798073
Only one so far, we used to have english classes together. But how many I fucked doesn't really matter in this case.

>>53798256
>But how many I fucked doesn't really matter in this case.
it always matters.

SHE'S FUCKED LITERALLY 15 GUYS BEFORE HIM
LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE UP THIS SHIT

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Fucking Ukrainians just reply already.

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>>53798559
>>53797491

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>>53798256
How's my /br/ q.t?

>>53798579
The Russians are raping them ;^)

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>Interpals IRL

>>53798773
Tbh being white (especially British) on IP is way easy modo

>>53798638
Errrrr... it's hard to rate because of the rain gear.

>>53798638
Full sjw feminist, 4-5/10 looks, get away while you can.
lmao at the jacket and glasses too. You probably can get a better one, William Wallace my friend.

>>53798244
Yeah but there are no Scandinavian QTs on interpals.

>poorfag with a meme degree
>wasting away in my commieblock drawing mediocre oc
>early morning to noon medium paying job
hows your life lads

>>53799921
Wouldnt be suprised if you are aan /mlp/ drawfag tbqhwy familia

>>53800051
>/mlp/
nah, id sooner kill myself

>>53798636
>haven't regularly visited /cp/ in like 3 months
explain
Was this the lithuanian that sometimes had a british flag?

>>53800115
I would visit that place for their fanart if i wouldnt know they are horsefucking autists...

Anyway im new here. What are the memes and do i have to be edgy to fit in?

>>53798636
>>53797491
>>53798559
>>53797603
Didn't use a condom ever either. Her blow jobs are out of this world good

>>53800165
hell no.

>>53799921
Inheritance fag here, I support myself with what my grandpa's left for me. Living alone since I was 20, now I'm 22. I will have a quasi-meme degree as well

>>53800165
Nope, it was this >>53800214 American /mil/ bro while on Lithuania.

>>53800212
>>53800212
shitugal, ebin, argentina, alberto barbosa, to name a few
in reguar threads dont be an edgy faglord
in here people are either gloating their gfs or crying, so pretty edgy

>>53799921
What's your job?

>>53800667
bartender at a nice restaurant
could be worse desu, bants with cute boys and pouring drinks is pretty cash

Boring day at work lads no ice breaking and ate some mc dubs feel too lazy to go to gym just want a beer and some chips :/

Motivate me

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>>53801561
motivate you to do what?

>>53800276
What's the full story? Been coming here a while, but I miss the threads sometimes a week or so at a time.

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wut? is this one a keeper?

>>53801640
I'll tell you since everyone thinks they know

I started talking to this girl over 11 months ago. We hit it off from day one and would basically message from the time we woke up to the time we slept.
One day during the context of whatever we were talking about at that time it came up about is considered "slutty" and I said something and she was like "I slept with half that during the past 4 years" meaning 15 and that was during her college years. Apparently this is totally normal in Brazil as casual sex is like nothing there.
I was in Lithuania at the time as I'm in the military and I'm doing lots of European NATO rotations.
Everyone in the thread loved to tease me and give me shit about it and since I was the only one with a Lithuanian flag it was always clear it was me.
I went to see her for New Years and had the most amazing time in my life with her. Had my first kiss and lost my virginity.
No one here cares because all they see is the number 15, but she's a really great girl.

We don't talk anymore and that sucks but it's for the better really. We just weren't really compatible as a couple, something we never would have known if we hadn't met in person. We were just too different. But I'm glad we had the opportunity at least to find that out.

>>53801623
To go to the gym

>>53801935
Well damn that sucks fellow mil bro your ets is still next year?

>>53801935
Well Tbh bro I'm really sorry about that. That seems like a really heartwarming story, and I think that it's totally unfair that people focus on the number 15. Especially given the fact that you included would bring it to at least 16, never mind who else has been there in the time frame.

>>53802025
Yeah, later this year. I'm on the fence about it right now. I don't hate the army, I just hate my current unit and situation.
I'm really considering dropping a packet to go to RASP which is Ranger selection to try and get into the 75th Ranger Regiment, but that would require me to reenlist.
It's not that I don't think I could make it, I'm /fit/, it's just if I get hurt or something then I'll have already reenlisted and I'll be stuck in my unit for longer

So yeah, undecided at the moment

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>>53801935
didnt know about that, how was it to get bunda on your first time?

>>53802251
Damn that sucks my descion was easy basically its near impossible to change careers so stay here in your current position and want to murder your unit or leave

Made it easy as fugggggg

Miss japan

But keep hearing about mass punishment

LMAOing at their lives

>>53801935

You a 11b?

>>53802377
No, I'm pretty sure everyone already knows what my job is, but for the sake of anonymity and OpSec if you don't know I'm not going to say

>making ultra safe small talk with my ukranian qt for a week
>she knows like 5 languages
>realize that she just wants to use to learn english and will never suck my dick
>realize that she doesn't have "Romance / Flirting" or "A Relationship" in her "Looking for" section

fuck nigga

>>53802296
It's amazing. And her legs and ass were GOAT.
I'll be missing that body for the rest of my life. She was a legit 10 and I never in my life would have thought I'd ever even talk with a girl like that, let alone have sex with her.
The Brazilian bunda meme is real, at least in my experience

>>53802434

You do realize that telling a anonymous board your MOS is not a Operational Security violation.. Even telling us you want to go to the 75th isn't OPSEC. OPSEC would be if you said that your BN is deploying to Northern Iraq next month.

Anyways, good luck with you go to RASP. I kinda got burnt out of the grunt life after my first 3 years. I really wanted to reclass to Aviation and try out for 160th SOAR, but because of the fucking drawdown 11B was closed for out-class

>>53802689
It's really for me to be anonymous. No one here even knows my IP profile.
It's the fact that there were a handful of us there and we were basically the only unit there.
By some small chance you were from that unit(stranger things have happened) you'd easily know exactly who I was

>qt sends you a voice message while brushing her teeth

Cute

>>53802776

Different guy


As long as you dont post work stuff you should be kosher

>>53801935
What do you mean by "too different"?
Please more details.

>>53802634
did she know before you went there?

Tfw you really really really like your QT :)

>>53802866
I have a super laid back personality, like, nothing fucking bothers me. If something doesn't work out as planned I'm okay, I'll just try something else.
She's the opposite. She gets stressed over the smallest things and makes things bigger than they need to, nothing wrong with that, it's just her personality type is all.
We made some big plans and things got in the way and it didn't happen I was like "it's fine, we'll do something else, it's not the end of the world" but it really bothered her. And it bothered her that these things didn't bother me the same way.
Just stuff like that. She's also super extroverted and I'm really introverted, I'm much happier just staying inside watching a movie, she would rather go out and do stuff. We were just opposites that didn't attract like we thought. My calm way actually made her more stressed.
Things that you could never know without being together in person, no matter how much you text and call and Skype.

We both knew we wouldn't work out, but we enjoyed the time we were together as much as we could, but we both knew we needed to move on

>>53802871
Know what?

>>53802826
That's annoying as fuck m8.

My qt did that, I basically ignored her for a day

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>>53803089
that you were virgin

>>53803130
Fag

>>53803170
t. Virgin autist

>>53803166
Yeah, she knew based on a conversation we had months prior.
She said she'd be my first if it's what I really wanted, knowing that it's something I'll always remember and that she didn't want to be that girl unless I was absolutely sure.
She made sure it was amazing and helped me through it all despite my inexperience

>>53803194
Noice projection zhang

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Moroccan qt. Y/N?

>>53803238
Nice deflection, Carlos

Should I ignore girls who don't have "Romance / Flirting" or "A Relationship" in her "Looking for" section?

How do I get my profile featured more?

>>53803281
Name is paco you goddamn Chink get it right!

Do any of you use some image as a profile pic instead of your face? How does this work for you? I might do it because my ugly mug probably isn't helping me when I message qts.

>>53803311
Sorry I don't understand spanish

>>53803347
No read moon runes or ching chong

Now gib qts

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>>53803228
sounds like you hit the jackpot, glad for you mate.

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>Donetsk, Ukraine

I thought that place got shot to hell by glorious Novorossiyan forces. How are there any qts remaining?

Guys it feels so good but also so weird that there is a girl on the other wise of the world who is asleep thinking about me and imagining that we are in the same bed and cuddles together right now

>>53803417
They survived by becoming voluntarily becoming fucktoys for the occupying Novorossian forces.

>qt starts shaking when people touch her, even family

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>53803089
Reads like immaturity.

>>53803505
On her part or mine?

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>>53803452
This man is defending your qts RIGHT NOW. Will you join him?

>>53803417
Only certain bits hard the hard fighting

Should I share qt newds? convice me to.

>>53804274

For queen and country!

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>>53804329
This is all you get for that.

>>53804474

Nice man. When do you meet her?

>>53804274
She is Asian, so fuck off.

>>53804554
Couple months ago
>>53804642
European actually. Not a single bit of Asian in her.

i wonder how koreaboos exist in third world countries. even their broadband infrastructure that looks terrible.

>>53804858
Do the opposite of Koreaboos exist too?

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>>53804967
>ask france

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>>53804659

That's nice bro

Man, I don't know why. But I feel so nervous right now. Things have been getting better and better everyday with my Italian QT. when we met in December, we just hung out as friends. I showed her proper respect without moving too fast, so no sex or anything happened. She took notice of that, and it's really strengthened our trust. Our flirting had gone into hyper drive and she's being so nice to me. We pretend cuddle every ight when she goes to bed, and always sends me "hugs" and kisses". She's sending me picture everyday of her cute smiling face and doing sweet things for me. She even told me that her parents will be gone for 3 weeks in May, and said she wants me to stay with her while they are gone. It sounds so amazing, and I'm so looking forward to it. But at the same time,
I'm so nervous. I've never ever had feelings like this or done anything like this in my life. I just don't want to dissappoint.

Pic related, she made a beanie hat for the gift I gave her. She wants to keep him warm :)

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>>53805045
I wouldn't know to.

>>53805045
God damn Asians, a lot of them are Franceboos.

Sucks because my francais isn't that great, so I can't play the frenchmen card without filling gaps with a wordbook.

Nobody likes Canadians, Everyone likes Brits for English, Americans for being strong and a world power, but we're a fucking joke to most people.

>>53805123
I thank based god for telenovelas and salsa music for making qts interested in spanish

>>53805108
Will you go see her in May? Italian q.ts are tip top btw. She sounds really nice and sweet especially. What part of Italy?
if she is that into you chances are no matter what, nothing will disappoint.

>>53805108
>pretends to cuddle
Nigga, fall asleep with skype on listening to each other breathing.
My old qt and I used to do that almost every night and it was great.

>>53805123

Fucking false.

A lot of Latinas are Canadaboo and I've got a ton of Euros who dream of coming here too, from a ton of countries.

A Welsh girl who loves Canada with every fiber of her body, a Swede who says Canada is just better Sweden and I can't even count the amount of French girls who want to move to Montreal. One did and she said she cried when she saw the city through the window in the plane.

>>53805123
>God damn Asians, a lot of them are Franceboos.
almost interpals french girls are insane koreaboos.

>Nobody likes Canadians, Everyone likes Brits for English, Americans for being strong and a world power, but we're a fucking joke to most people.
untrue. just canada gets undervalued because of hollywood and the us. i had some conversations with canadian koreaboo white girls. and they were most sane and polite koreaboos in interpals. by the way.

>>53805234

I'm going to do everything I can to see her again in May. as soon as she gives me the dates I'm going to request vacation days at work. She's really great man, I don't feel deserving of her Tbh.


>>53805241

That sounds nice!

>>53805245
Canada is seen as a better France where you get more possibilities than France proper for many French people.
There's the landscape too, the history and all the others positive points only (who cares about the bad sides) that plays in favour of being interested in Canada and wanting to discover it, and go there.

>>53805381
What part of Italy might I ask. Near Venice, right?
It's funny that we might be going to near the same area near the same time.

>>53805467

oh, yeah I forgot to say. Yes, about an hour west of Venice. Where is your QT?

>>53805493
In the North as well. About somewhere close to Milan, which luckily has cheap flights.
Italian q.ts are so nice aren't they? And the food alone seems worth a visit.

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>>53805520

She was fantastic when we met in December. It was only for 2 short days since my vacation to Italy was planned before we even started talking on IP. But she was so nice. she paid for all of my food even though I tried to pay. And I literally had to like fight her by blocking the money slot on the train ticket kiosks cause she wants to pay for everything haha. We took a train to Verona and strolled through the city looking at the sights arm in arm just like pic related. It was so nice!! :)

And yes, the food is amazing

>this Montreal faggot that shills his city in every city
Fuck off

>>53805727
*thread

>>53805657
What's the city? (Also has any fugging came up yet?)
Something I've noticed with Italians is, if you get a loyal one. Boy is she loyal, and you've got a good one forever. Good luck with her lad.

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>>53805789

Near Vicenza

Thanks man, hope things work for you too

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>>53805108
>She even told me that her parents will be gone for 3 weeks in May, and said she wants me to stay with her while they are gone.
>I will NEVER find myself in this situation

Why even continue

>>53805657
I remember my first qt hanging on to me too lad spilled my spagetti all over the place

>>53805399

Not a hard time believing that, a 3rd of my coworkers are French for fuck sake.

>>53805741

>This jealous American who lives in a shit city

>>53805959
I wouldnt mind moving to canada better wages free healthcare and asian qts

>>53805862

Bro, I know how you feel. I think it's just luck Tbh. Luck that you run into someone you click with. It could happen to you man. I never expected this for me.

>>53805873
It was cute because she was spilling spaghetti the entire time. Which made it easier for me because I'd just laugh

>>53806045
We both were spilling spagetti tbqh senpai this was 7 years ago damn to be young and stupid again

>>53806045

Why is it a good thing for girls to spill spaghetti but if we do we ruin it?

This man curse sucks, girls can get away with anything.

>message a girl
>she blocks me

>>53806094

I think because we are suppose to be tough and confident.

But it was cute because she was blushing, and trying to hide her face with her hands!

:'(
"Hmm, when I last time talked with a guy from the USA about Russia, Ukraine and the annexation of Crimea, we've quarreled so much and after this we've not communicated. I hope, this situation won't repeat with you and me.
I can say that the annexation was legal, because people who live here really organised a referendum and the majority of people voted for Crimea as part of Russia. All news, that show Russia as violent country, are lied. Don't trust them.

I don't like Ukraine and I don't like Russia. I mean polity. Both this countries are really don't develop. I'll not talk about all the minuses, just say that the most people here in the countries are not happy because government think just about money and don't care about the citizens. That's awful, really. I see the propaganda of " the blind patriotism" and I hate that I can do nothing with it. Friends, families are broke up because of political issues and the blind love to one of these countries. I wanna run away from all of this, but I still cannot. I love cultures and nature of both of the countries, but this stupid and totally wrong policy makes my blood boil.

So, as you can see, my position in this situation is simple. I just wanna live and I really don't care in which country. I was born in Ukraine, so I'm Ukrainian and I'm not gonna deny it. But my mother language is Russian, because in Crimea the most people speak Russian. And I'm not alone with this position, there are lots of people here who think the same way."

t. Ukrainian

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>>53806116

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>>53805108
>She's sending me picture everyday of her cute smiling face and doing sweet things for me
>We pretend cuddle every ight when she goes to bed

>>53806137
>she was blushing, and trying to hide her face with her hands!


Stop this please

>>53806296

>stop this please

I'm sorry? What did I do

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>>53806375
>>53806296
You made him and some of us feel

>>53806375
I am unattractive and can't talk to qts, so I'm expressing it by telling you to stop posting your positive experiences on this Chinese anime imageboard.

>>53806375
stop being a fag

be a dick to her, because women already got a pussy and don't need a second one

>>53806482
>>53806522

You lads can get this too. I'm not a attractive person either. I'm probably a 5/10. But this girl is like a 8/10. I've never had a girlfriend before, only had sex once in the past (4 years ago). But somehow I clicked with this girl. I'm not a alpha, I'm not a Chad. I can't just get any girl I want. If I can do this, you can too. Like I said before. This was just luck

>>53806554

That's shit advice

>>53806592
Ive had qts like this just brought bacl feels dunno about the other guy

>>53806522
surely even being ugly and shit you'll still manage. It's Interpals and even us uggos can get by.

>Wearing contacts instead of glasses

Don't do this qts

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This is how you talk to a girl.
Also, why are emoji on LINE so fucking cute. I can't stop using them.

>>53807360

>not telling her to fart on your face

cuck

>>53807447
2016

>>53805108
I got a coffee machine from my qt. I'm having my morning coffee from it as we speak

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>that smug as fuck look

WHY THE FUCK CAN I ONLY GET CLOSE TO FIT VEGAN GIRLS

It keeps happening, like fuck.

Every. Single. Time. I talk to a vegan girl it clicks.

>>53807620
Disgusting filth

>>53807653

I,m not happy with it my m8. But if I dare talk to a vegan girl it always ends up like that.

>>53807538
Safferbro, the world needs you>>53790118

>>53807620

Shitty

>>53807620
Tuum fatum est.
Deus vult.

http://www.interpals.net/bbc_luva

>>53810286
Fucking Britcucks

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How quickly do u guys talk to a girl then plan on visiting her cunt to fuck? How soon is too soon?

British girl that I snap back and forth and def interested, but don't wanna jump the gun

>>53810591

At least wait a few months. See if the interest is there to stay.

>>53810591
really depends. Varies from a few days (Korean last week, 3 days) to a few months (Vietnamese in summer, 2 months)

>>53811604
where do you get all this money for going to other countries?

>51 year old transvestite from my city messaged me, flirting
lads, it's time to set the age filter.

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>>53805108
>I showed her proper respect without moving too fast, so no sex or anything happened

>>53811675
By having a job you bum

>>53812321
thx

>>53805990
>better wages

You know the Canadian dollar is like half an American dollar

Two more days before I fly to lithuania and tie the knot. I'm so nervous what doo.. guyss

>>53813227
Post wedding pics here senpai

>>53813549
Okay desu

>>53813227
why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Hello. How goes the qt searches friends?

>>53814051
Would you come? Lmao

>>53814624
What do yourparents think of you marrying her?

what are some cute things you do for your qt's to brighten their day?

>>53814966
They didn't approve at first. Said white girls are sluts. Then, they know she is a genetics student.they changed their mind said okay after that. Typical asians

>>53815009
Depends on what you're good at. Drawings? Hand made shit? Anything not bought from some cheap chinese website?

>>53814624
of course

>>53815009
put my dick in her

>>53815252
Lol well at least they approve now. Good luck amigo.

>>53815716
All the way to lithuania? I don't believe you.
>>53815742
Thanks mate.

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>>53813227
>Malaysia
>getting on a plane

>>53815803
Don't worry. Flew many times, and no not by malaysia airlines.

>>53815781
flights are cheap and I know Klaipeda better than my hometown. Definetly would.

>>53815960
Hmm. We will be marrying in marijompole. Near the border of poland. You sure? It's not gonna be a huge party.no single girls either..

>>53815960
Maybe we can meet in vilnius for a beer. I know a good Irish bar in old town

qt wants to meet after just one week of talking and stuff, am i that good or are these girls just desperate?

>>53806244
>not one (you)
It's like you guys are only here to meet girls and not expand your global perspectives

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>She asked me if she should move to the USA

>>53818144
Dude there's going to be a /cp/ wedding - we ain't got time for yo shit

Since no one is sharing interpals nudes anymore, here's some chubby American tits I got a month ago.

http://i.imgur.com/nwVO69z.jpg

>>53818738
disgusting desu

Becoming friends with a qt South Korean girl.

Best site of my life.

I'm continuing to write my bot.
I need webspace to deposit some css / js files and a domain.
I have 13$ on an anonymous prepaid mastercard. which domain should I register for my scripts files?

>inb4 azn.gf
too expensive

>>53820462
asian.guru

>>53820526
Domain Name: asian.guru
Domain ID: ee47042550e04c949354f78866148b1d-DONUTS
WHOIS Server: whois.tucows.com
Referral URL: http://www.tucows.com
Updated Date: 2015-11-02T22:09:02Z
Creation Date: 2015-05-02T05:45:37Z
Registry Expiry Date: 2016-05-02T05:45:37Z
Sponsoring Registrar: Tucows Domains, Inc.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 69
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited https://www.icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited


:(

>>53820462
QTstalk.er

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daily reminder that this is the only appropiate response to a SEA girl

>>53820628
registration for .er only at third level.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.er

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>>53820650
your tactics never work

>>53820628
>>53820752
culturepa.ls

>>53820462
Yellowfever.club

>>53820462
wheretheqts.at

>>53818293
You were warned about golddiggers.

>>53821297
you can only do third-level registraions for co.ls and org.ls. And you have to send them this application form:

http://org.ls/domain%20reg%20international.txt
http://org.ls

kek.

>>53821479
golddigge.rs
>>53821430

>>53821554
>>53821396
>>53821367
these ones are nice.
I'll wait a little and make a poll.

in case someone needs a tld list for registrations. I'm going to register over inwx:

https://www.inwx.de/de/domain/pricelist

aznqtstbhf.am

dontgiveqtsthis.link

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>>53821668

isyourqteven.moe

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>>53821479
>inb4 this is an ultra PC in Lesotho
I am not sure I want to look at the entry level PC component list.

Azncuteforforeigndu.de

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>>53821054
>acts like a retard
>blames me

epic

http://strawpoll.me/6583785
http://strawpoll.me/6583785
http://strawpoll.me/6583785
http://strawpoll.me/6583785

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fugging Scots, looks like telling them they look inbred is normal there :DDD

I'm back desu

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>>53822099
It's hard to choose the best one

>>53822099
I don't understand. Can anyone tell this dumb chink wtf is this?

>>53822673
>>53820462

>>53822809
Erm?did i offend you?

>>53822809
Nvm sorry I saw the wrong post. You know slanty eyes can't see jack.

>>53820650
God these bitches should kill themselves

>>53813200
Nigger try living here and working these shit jobs trying to get my education brochacho

>>53814624
I would, be fun to get drunk in Lithuania

>>53823261
It will be great. Hahha though you will be drinking with ex commies her uncle still keeps the ussr hat he wore in the army ayy lmao

>>53823336
Sounds too tight tbqh senpai

>get drunk with slavs
> in a tracksuit
Can scratch that off my bucket list

>>53823474
Funnily ebough they're not slavs. Only her uncle is,which is not her blood relative. They're prussians. Sudovian to be exact

>>53823581
Oh ok


Any dank food?

>qt's mom ask me what I think about lithuania
>answers I love lithuania before the russians came and bydlo everything up especially the commonwealth.
>qt's mom got shocked and say to me you're more lithuanian then my daughter
>shovelled coal for her in preparation for winter
>stacked firewood so neatly In her moms boiler room it amounts to ocd
>mom says this is indeed asian efficiency
>the next day she asked her daughter, where the hell did her daughter get this asian
>mother agrees for her daughter to marry me
>mfw

>>53823776
Lithuanian food is pretty meh,then again I come from malaysia which is renowned for food. So I really can't judge, you like herring and potatoes?

>>53823849
And this my friends is how an asian jungle nigger impressed a lithuanian mom.

>>53823849
Lol Noice reminds me of chinar

>Qt has a younger sister because her mom remarried

> all of us go to park

> get some pull ups in then ask qts little sis to hold on to me while i do them for me

> qts mom says no wonder he is so strong never have to worry about anything bad around him

Felt good


>>53823902
Potatoes are good herring not so much.. Why no asian catering my dude?

>>53824086
Asian catering?don't worry they all tried my green curry and loved it though it's entertaining to see europeans try to handle hot curry . Their faces become red as a lobster. Utterly amusing. I also made steamed pomfret with fired ginger strips with also little soy sauce. They loved it.

>>53824086
That is how you show manliness buddeh

>>53824228
Yeah make a order to a catering company to make asian food for the wedding

>>53824304
Hmm, we're planning to have a bonfire in a forest pagan style. Each member will bring food.like a potpourri.They have those pagan wooden altar things near their summer house. They are catholic though. One thing about lithuanians, they are very communal each neighbourhood has a huge patch of land where everyone helps each other plant veggies and shit. It's really refreshing to see such camaderie ..

>>53824535
Sounds neat

>>53824770
Rightfully so. Soviet russia thought them a lot.

>>53796736
/notreallyhere

Changed from "looking for a kinky guy to skype with" to an actual profile, and sent me a proper message. Do you think it's still a honeypot account?

>>53824838
????

>>53825843
>wrongfully decoded utf8 characters.

>>53824959
that thing is gross. can't tell if it is a male or a female

>Taiwanese pregnant
wtf man? From 0 to 2 in a week?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM

Where do I find this?

>>53829112
What what what slow down Medipack

>>53829250
yes. Her period didn't come. I told her to make a pregnancy test and it's positive.

>>53829247
are people interested in her or the shit she is doing

>>53829818
It can be a false positive, it's the 3/10? You said that you'd probably settle down with her, but isn't it a bit early?

>>53829818
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
m8 u r fkd up

JUST BAIL ON HER.

How do you even know thats your kid? She is a dirty whore who wants your $$$$$

>made account a couple of hours ago
>1 view
You said there would be qts

>tfw the asian qt you been chatting with for a while starts calling you handsome

so how do i get nudes?

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>>53829626
haha she sent me the same copy pasta

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>>53829112
>>53829818
Muh feels man
You've got some dank rl stories everyday lmao

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>>53829112
And this, kek lelmao

>>53831179
>>53830072
>>53829986
>>53829250

didn't happen. I wanted to revive dead thread. But no one cares.

This site is fucking magic.

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>>53831331
Fugg you anon

>>53831331
>Switzerlie

>>53831331
Thank god, the baby would have been ugly af.

>>53831670

This

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rate my qt

>>53832373
could be Guenters sister / 10

>>53832697

>You will never fuck Guenter and her imaginary sister

Larissa pls if you ever come to Canada you can sleep in my bed and my face will be your chair.

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>>53832748
>You will never fuck Guenter
Oh no. You made my depression come back.

>>53796836
>macao is still gone
I think you guys killed her...

Decided to change my schedule.
16 days Taiwan
5 Korea (can't let my QT get away unfucked)
3 in China
Instead of only Taiwan and China.

Good choice imo

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>tfw you get off work and the qts are all lined up

Sometimes this shit gets tedious. I don't feel like responding to them all on top of the girls I already talk to on whatsapp or Facebook...

>>53833462
yeah, why would you?
it's not even fun to talk to this many people

>>53833527
I probably won't bother till later tonight when I'm bored and they're all asleep so they don't respond as fast. I stay in contact cause I don't wanna be rude and leave them on read but fuck it they can talk to any other guy on the site

>>53833664
they would if you stopped replying el em ay oh

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>>53833462
>Talking to my QT

Fug u

>Introduce qt to another qt
>Flirt with both

I'm fucking stupid.

>>53835524
>start chatting with QT
>she introduces me to other QT
>wants me to keep writing with other QT because she has a boner on me
>i end up fucking a QT introduced by another QT
i bet they had the best girl talk over this

>>53832748
delete this

>>53832826
and this

>>53833954

>qt hasn't been online in weeks

Feels good not being cucked

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>>53833954

>>53836862
>not being cucked

Not on Interpals, at least.

>>53836862
>qt not online in 2 months
>still manages to make me anxious
I just can't handle women. I will never be able to spend my life with a girl.

>>53833462
>>53833954
Which of them are you qt? Because 4th one and 8th one have already been cucked by me

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>>53821396
>>53822099
>tfw the script domain's name you suggested is the most voted

why should anyone be honest to a girl and not cheat on her when she's going to cuck you at the next best opportunity anyway?

>>53821430
She clarified that she wants to move in a few years after she finishes university. She ain't no hoe

>Took maths today
>Havent taken a maths class in 7 years
>Feel like a retard
>Rather deal with explosions and shit being on fire than this bullshit :\

>>53837631
This isn't a chat thread you nigger

>>53837728
Thread was dead you double nigger i tried to revive it

>Japanese qt in Montreal messages me saying she wants to practice her French

ids it habeebing?

>>53837728
It is if you put it the right way
Example
>qt asked about my job
>felt like a loser because NEET
>took maths today
>etc...

She will never love me

Anyone know how to get featured more? Just change one character on my bio to update my profile or something?

>>53837885
Maybe only way know for sure is to get lewd

>>53838226
>instantly getting lewd with an east Japanese.
I wouldn't.

>>53838290
I don't mean right away i mean you will only know she likes you is when she gets lewd with you is what i meant

>>53838432
>>53838290

Will just introduce her to my sister tbqh, she studies Japanese and can speak it on a conversational level very well, not like these weebs.

Win-win for them, I don't have yellow fever.

>>53823849
B)

>tfw chink is sleeping in my bed

>>53838129
You don't need to change anything, just click save and try logging in and out too or putting a nice picture up.

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>>53832748
Tonight she and her sister slept in my bed

>>53838876
Noice

>>53838782
Not yet...

>>53838876
post pics

>>53839113
not gonna happen, m8

so is this a dating website or what?

>>53839316
yes

Can someone make a new one? this is +300 and I'm to lazy

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>>53839316
no, it's a flag collecting website.
rate my huntings

>>53839316
yes but you can also make friends, though most use it for dating and nudes

>>53839316
Nah is narcotics anon meeting website

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>>53839651
where's Macao?

>>53839651
>FUGGEDTUGAL

>>53839765
that fight isn't over. You already fired all your shots and still didn't meet her. I can guarantee, I'll fuck her before you.

>>53839651
Also:
>India
Absolutely designated

>>53839765
Near south part of china

Close to Shenzhen and hk

>>53839830
>that's what he believes
I will post a vid of me destroying her pussy ITT

>>53840042
you will have your chance when I'm not interested in her anymore after extending the map.

>>53840103
we will see. can't wait to read your disappointed greentext.

>>53840353
>>53840103
>>53840042
>>53839830
>>53839765
story?

>>53840441
we're trying to gamble our ways into the panties of the same Macao gril. He just doesn't know he's wasting time.