ITT: We complement other countries for the things they've given us
>thanks Great Britain, for the world's greatest system of measurements
Thank you France for all the support you gave us. Thank you for Code Lyoko and thank you for all your decent porn, terrible cinematography but your women aren't as plastic and just the right amount of hot. Also hottest MENA chicks in the industry.
You should be proud of your diversity. Your white women look like any other white women, but your mena chicks are hot and enough of them are normie that you can see them in porn. Lost my virginity to an afghan and am currently dating a persian not a fetish of mine, but i still like that your country has menas as sexually liberated as the women I've fucked, meant to compliment you
Thanks UK, for computers
Thanks USA, for transistors
Thanks Netherlands, for Recife and Olinda
Thanks France, for wine, bread and sofistication
Thanks Canada, for good behavior
Thanks Sweden, for Krayden Kross and Volvo
Thanks for the memes
At least Jews aren't pakis
Thank you for making our human rights violations look paltry. Thank you for politicking over Lake Tiberius which gave me a good senior thesis, thank you for Eastern European/Middle Eastern Fusion Cuisine.
Thank you Australia for all the good banter
Thank you Mexico and Italy for immigrants who knew how to make food
Thank you Iran for my qt gf
Thank you Germany for your food and malty beer
Thank you Croatia for Tompson
Thank you Greece, Turkey, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine and Egypt for your food
Thank you Argentina for the memes
Thank you North Korea for the fun
Thank you Finland for the quality posts
Thank you everyone on /int/ for making this the best board on 4chan
-Thank you Finland for uh... your uh... damn you Fins haven't done much have you... contributing to igloo science?
-Thank you England for the most useful and flexible language in the world :)
-Thank you every fucking country for the immigrants who populated this country 300 years ago
-Thank you Canada for poisoning poor teenagers minds into thinking your beer is better
-Thank you India for the weird ass jewelry
-Thank you Japan for your cute women
-Thank you Mexico for your good food and extremely, almost strangely dedicated workers
-Thank you Mexico for promoting bilingualism in the U.S
-Thank you African continent for not being closer to the U.S.
-Thank you England, again, for 90% of the governmental features we have
-Thank you Russia for being a laughingstock and fueling the hilariously depressing pro-communism edgelord posters on this website.
-Thank you Egypt for a writing system
-Thank you Iceland for staying the fuck out of politics and being an amazing country