Girl at my school came out as a lesbo on Facebook so I did a wank imagining her eating fanny.
>expecting Corbyn to think things through carefully and discuss things before making any kind of strategically significant decisions unilaterally.
Fair point lad.
What do you think are the chances of this labour spat ending up dissolving parliament?
Picture of the village I did a Dee Dee to haha
Very fucking badly, Girl I was going to go for is seeing someone and I admitted this and now this lad thinks she's trying to decide between us for some reason.
He's well in there and I was just about to start trying. No idea whats gone on but it's not worth the fucking drama desu
dissolving parliament doesn't work like that
Have a look at this link on the British public's opinion on nukes. It's from 2013, but still sort of relevant
*gets on packed commuter train*
*squeezes down between 2 people*
*pulls out salmon coloured broadsheet from bag*
*unfurl it and hold it at it's full width, clearly disturbing the people beside me*
*they look at me, clearly admiring my superior knowledge*
low. basically there's a big rift in the labour party between corbyn's far left nutjobs and the more centre left remainder. currently corbyn is purging the latter in classic gommunist style
done something similar a few times.
not just a pointless trip while I was unemployed but usually made a day of various interview dates. took pictures and stuff, saw a museum, visited the shops because I knew I wasn't going to get the job
Lads, I really really want to leave uni but I've already spent all this money on it and when I spoke to my mum about it she was angry at me for even suggesting it and said she wont let me live at home if I do. I've been keeping all my problems from her for months so she wouldn't get worried about it.
What do? I've had a shit life and uni is the only place I've ever had a social life but I'd still do anything right now to be away from it.
Can't stop laughing at her name lads
give me some (you)s for (Yu) please
fucking this mate
I don't even do coke any more if its isn't from a batch. But whit that comes dealing with a lot of shady people so I end up doing 3-4 times a year and mostly during the holidays
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Anime videos on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you watch this kid's crap"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out "o-ok"
>There's a little kid holding an Asuka doll
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep watching
>"I wish you could drive as well as you memorise everything about those little Chinese cartoons"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look at Anime and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore
>He believes in proportional representation
>He hates the idea of elected officials representing their local area
What makes you think Rorke from a council estate in Slough knows shit about farming in Yorkshire?
>tfw english so can't vote sinn fein
>tfw no based gerry PM
>How does that make you feel?
The money you spent is a sunk cost, so it shouldn't necessarily figure in your decision making - if you want to change degrees etc. But if you want to study the same thing, or go into a field that is the same as what you are studying, then it may be best to stick with the course. Obviously your mental health or whatever problems is a factor though - you'd probably have to be honest with your mum though. Also, you might be able to take a break from your course.
How do you know it's stale if you're only here for ten minutes a week?
K im sick of people saying i'm to pretty to be on here.. desu i'm not really on here that much, but that means nothing im a little chunkstar and far far from perfect. you never know who you mite meet! keeping alll of my options open!! i can go from being so nice to a **** in 0.5 seconds!
I'm 110% not a catfish Dpmo!
Why is there so many catfishes it really wind me up! If your a catfish trying to message me you will get caught out I'm like the female version of nev on catfish mtv so save yourself they embarrassment and drop me right out!
However I'm a well nice person if your not a catfish lol
I'm down to earth,bubbly and loud!
I'm not shallow..
Im on here for abit if bants I'm not sure what I want!
If you start the convo with "hey there" I won't reply it cringes me out ha
I'm not on here 247 so be patient!!!
I think he's literally insane
Still gonna vote for him though :^)
>And now, may we all rise for our national anthem...
[Brittunz racist innit - Banksy, 2016]
In our old land of racist, blinders and bigots,
Bankers and bonuses,
and Iceland chicken fillets,
The government was bogus,
If you'd have all seen it...
Open your eyes sheeple,
You're all too blind to see,
That whites aint people,
But people of colour be.
You must leave our country filthy nationalists,
You're nothing but a plague,
For in this multicultural nation,
You'd all belong in the Hague.
The future is ours,
Weed, lentils and dreadlocks,
For Nazis are cowards,
No kids born in wedlock.
What about the poor refugees in Calais and Dunkirk who has gone through so much hardships in their own country, and yet they refuse to wallow in self pity, and they've fought hard for a new lease of life by making the treacherous journey across Europe, whereas our own citizens break down at the smallest sign of increased workload. We really have a lot to learn from these courageous souls.
To be honestly with you, boys, gender roles are what built our entire civilisation. Us breaking these traditions has contributed to the shit going on in the world today. Feminism, transgenders, the gay agenda etc is a tool by the elite to break humanity down
*For many young women in Korea, becoming a K-pop idol is a dream. But once they sign a contract with an entertainment company, they find there is a lot more to pay than just hard work and persistence. Female trainees are traded by brokers and are allegedly brought to bars and forced to engage in sexual work to get ahead, even if they are still minors. One ex-trainee claimed in an interview that the going rate for a “meeting” with a female trainee was $220, while very young trainees, or those signed with a prominent label, cost between $700-900.
In 2010, Taiwanese singer Estrella Lin claimed that when she was a member of girl group 3EP Beauties, her agency bartered her body to potential investors. She said this is an open secret throughout the Korean entertainment industry, and actresses and singers are expected or forced to give sexual services in order to get advancement opportunities. In 2002, Jang Seok-woo, CEO of Open World Entertainment, was arrested for not only sexually abusing female trainees, but encouraging male idols in his employ to do the same. Aphrodisiac substances were administered to trainees, some of whom were underage. Open World Entertainment would go on to issue a public apology for “causing disappoinment,” with a conspicuous absence of any reference to the victims of the abuse.
>To be honestly with you, boys, gender roles are what built our entire civilisation. Us breaking these traditions has contributed to the shit going on in the world today. Feminism, transgenders, the gay agenda etc is a tool by the elite to break humanity down
LE DAILYMAIL FAEC LE IRISH ARE ALL LE RAGING ALCHOHOLICS XDXDXD LETS ALL LAUGH AT LE IRISH PEOPLE
LET'S LAUGH AT STUPID MONGOLIAN INBRED GENGHIS KHAN SLAVIC FUCKING STALIN RAPEBABY CUNT FUCKING DO THE WHOLE WORLD A FAVOUR AND OFF YOURSELF YOU DEPRESSING FINNISH CUNT YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE WORLD YOU CUNTS ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN THE SWEDISH AND RUSSIANS FAILED IN KILLING ALL OF YOU SINCE THEY THOUGHT YOU'D KILL YOURSELF SINCE YOU LIVE IN SUCH A DEPRESSING SHITHOLE GO DROWN YOURSELF IN A FUCKING LAKE YOU STUPID FUCKING FINNISH CUNT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT BURN IN THE DEEPEST CAVERNS OF HELL YOU CUNT
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC FINNISH FUCKING STUPID FUCKING MONGOL FUCK RUSSIAN SWEDISH RAPE BABY CUNT I FUCKING SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING AUTISM FUCKING BIG HEADED TRACKSUIT WEARING FUCK
GO SUCK OFF A FUCKING RUSSIAN AND BEG PUTIN FOR SOME SPARE CHANGE FINNISH FUCKS YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL FUCKING COUNTRY YOU FUCKING MONGOLS
FUCK FINLAND IT SHOULD BE DESTROYD FUCKING THIRD WORLD SHITS BELONG IN ETHIOPIA
RETURN TO MONGOLIA TO YOUR MONGOL COUSINS TO YOUR MONGOL FINNISH HEARTLAND IN THE STEPPES
redheads > brunettes >>>>>>>>>>> bl*ndes
Yeah I think I have been too, that's fucking weird, I remember pranking Tom Green, Battletoads, Pool's Closed/Habbo raid etc. Those were the good old days. I was like 14-16 then. What the fuck.
Well tally-fucking-ho to you too old chap
Just spent the last half hour staring at pictures of the waifu.
Now I'm going to smoke 50mg of DMT and try and break through to the 2d world.
Wish me luck lads
The top comment suggests:
>But perhaps it would be easier if the EU had a combined nuclear arsenal rather than the individual countries.
That guy must be out of his mind.
30% in favor of scrapping nukes is a pretty scary number though. It should be possible to maintain the system, and even to construct successor submarines well within the constraints of your 2% budget. The UK plays an important role in global deterrence, and I hope that your government is willing to accept that role even if there's a faction that would prefer to relinquish it.
Facebook memes honestly make me want to top myself sometimes
I've been here since at least 2005 and all things considered I turned out alright. Not going to pretend I've had an ordinary life, but given the choice I wouldn't change anything. Lurking/posting on 4chan for an inordinate period of time isn't such a big deal.
There aren't nearly enough posters for it anyways. 4chan is a much more international board than you realise; there are probably more Finnish posters than Texas posters despite Texas being 5x as large as Finland.
when you get a coffee from starbucks etc, they write your name on the cup so they know who to call out for when it's done
daenerys has a really long name so it would be difficult to fit it all on the cup
that;s the joke
It's some people's opinion that the days of the Empire are over, and we shouldn't trying to make our selves look big on the world stage.
I think these people don't realise that we are still pretty important. Maybe not as important as back in the day (anyone who disagrees is an idiot), but we still play a huge roll in the world
London is literally as important as New York when it comes to finance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_centre
This government wouldn't dream of letting out nuclear deterrent go.
Corbyn seems pretty adamant on scrapping Trident if he gets into power though. And as head of the other major political party, it's a possibility
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AREN'T PEOPLE LIKE THIS DYING OFF BY NOW
Comedy skit about this unemployed scrub who goes on a bus journey to a part of town he's never been to before
Here's some of the nature in the village. Fuck I love being Kentish.
such a brave girl standing up 4 her beliefs xx
Most people here have internet. The sensibility of 4chan is just way beyond the average American: we don't do irony well and we're generally very uptight people. Reddit is much more aligned with Yank sensibilities.
>>53792530 >>53792782 would unironically let her suck my knob haha big paki lips wew
dyou reckon this will be the best post of the year?
haha these inbred countrydwellers, jealous they'll never be able to afford a penthouse like me. Only £3000/month, just down the road from the mosque and asian neighbours. Couldn't ask for much more tb h lads, white people are so overrated. Islam a peaceful religion.
3-6 is peak dwarf
although Queeg is the GOAT episode
> If young people want a comfortable retirement, they need to stop spending money on skiing holidays, on fancy kitchen gadgets, designer handbags, on their Louboutins and Manolo Blahniks, and do what their grannies and granddads had to do. They need to stop wasting money and make it work for them instead. They need to stop believing that it’s the Government’s responsibility to save them from their own stupidity. They should, in other words, seek to develop the same habits of frugality and saving for a rainy day that once were taken for granted.
t. edwina currie
what do you think lads?
not gonna say which picture because that's doxxable info, but my house was literally in one of the images posted ITT previously
DID A NEW