/brit/

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Azusa

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>I make money but I don't work at the mint

She wants a man from brum

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ANNA

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>>53787662
Here you go, Paddy.

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shouts out ma goons in manny n nottz, london, leeds, birmingham n wolves

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Joly de Lotbiniere

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Guide for the coming thread

>>53787775
me in the middle btw

>>53787774
ang tight all the midlands mandem

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>>53787655

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>>53787765
WOW

Who is she?

>>53787828
>>53787765
>>53787733
Very tasty slags tonight gents, I approve

>>53787882
You are a nice person with a cool sock collection. You are good at peeing in butts.

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pic related > stack fucks like u

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>>53787882
I like your hair :3

>mfw I've offered to add people on 4chan who claim they have no friends and are lonely on steam
>mfw they never reply or say 'no thanks'

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HAPAX LEGOMENON!!

>>53787885
Curvy Zishy Girl

http://www.perfectnaked.com/curvy-zishy-girl/

>>53787828
would stir my coconut milk in her curry if you catch my drift

where is the real thread you fucks

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any of you lads know of any decent flats going in belfast?

>>53787951
why do you post yank politics in /brit/ all the time? why should i care? post it in /cum/ or something
fuck off yank

Nearly time to get off the train lids

>>53788066
haha im not on a train silly, good post though

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gf on the floor

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35343680

arrogant students btfo

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>>53787662
>>53787556
>Likes fertile women
>Likes qt belly buttons

Good lad, our taste in women is very similar and patrician.

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Do sex with her? Yes?

Shirt delivery came
Both fit
xx

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>average American cup

>>53788133
probably yes if she got a different hairstyle and put a collared dress on

EASY ways to make money Lads?

? !

>>53788041
East end m8

>>53788133
yeah i'd give her one why not?
>>53788150
Your mum and sister just came
Both fit
xx

>>53788098
I am haha

>>53788042
that was brit politics. less than an hour ago
gj

pictures of extremely pretty girls just depress me because I know I'll never have one desu

>>53788133
yes

>>53785483
>Volunteer for a bit for work experience and meeting new people
>Get a job for money and meeting new people
>Use money for driver's license
>Lift weights for confidence
Sorted. You could do that in less than 6 months.

>>53788163
>'people' that drink fizzy drinks

>>53788198
>trump
dgaf
fuck off yank

>>53788178
S E R S H L A D

>>53788133
Yes she's alri

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>>53788123

>>53788192
Everyone in my family is fit
xx

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>>53788099
alri

>>53788119
>Penguin
Literally who

>>53788231

>replying to a 50 minute old post

kill yourself

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gonna get in the shower lids

don't need to shower, im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower

>>53787709
Working at the Mint seems like a nice comfy job 2bh
It's probably a job you are least likely to get blown up at because its protected by the MOD

>>53788265
That's my new gimmick.

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>im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower

Having a crisis of confidence lads. I'm starting to like some qt girl and it's possible that she likes me but...

On one hand... i'm an incredibly insecure guy that probably has a mild form of aspergers.

On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.

But I dont know what to believe. What if all this time I have been decent and I could get a qt gf? What if it's just lies and i'm misunderstanding stuff?

I dont know :_;

>>53788238
Now we see Britains uneducated.
There was a debate for banning trump or not that ended at about half seven, it was all live and broadcasted by the BBC

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>tfw no choco gf

>>53788259
still not happy they didn't go with random penguin

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>>53788257
whattum dargy

>>53788266
N ONON

>>53788319

>gif

fuck off

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>On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.

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>>53788199
iktf lad

I just like admiring the beauty of White women, even if I'll never have one.

>>53788319
isn't that that fat git, boogie-whatever his name is?

*slides open a small metal grate in the door of a massive warehouse, revealing the sounds of frantic squealing and banging as the millions of runts inside throw themselves helplessly at the door, urinating all over each other in excitement at finally seeing light*

ahh excellent, the farm progresses nicely.

*slams the grate shut again and leaves*

>>53788335
Fuck off shitskin

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>>53788319
delete this image of me NOW

>>53788353
don't EVER shout at me again

>>53788403
no idea

>>53788321
Gem is an alternate for "he's nice, but in a mentally ill cousin sort of way"

*open financial times whilst having a pint with the lads*

>oi put that away you bender

*lower paper and give him the "son i'm disapointed in you glare*

*raise paper again and carry on reading*

>>53788411
Loving this gimmick

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>>53788123
I feel lucky to have a belly button fetish, love being a connoisseur of qts tummies

beating my wife

>>53788458
It's pretty rude of you to read the paper while having a pint with the m8s desu

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>>53787940
Made a combination. Bit small tho haha
>>53788343
link her tumblr

>>53788508
t.irishman

Have a semi lads

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>>53788435
NONON

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>>53788521
don't have it
do have this other one though

I want to go downstairs and get some food but my mum has friends over. Fucking bitch.

Don't you find it hilarious that you have literally no idea what I look like?

I could be a fit girl, a fat girl or some complete neckbeard. I might be muscly, skinny, 5ft or 6ft. It's mental.

>>53788589
she sounds like a right normie twat

>>53788604
Stfu

>>53788458
didn't you get a job offer right after this?

>>53788521
>>53788576
http://i-hate-the-beach.tumblr.com/

>>53788604
I pretty much just picture everyone on this board to look like lisicki

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>>53788604
>5ft

>>53788564
is kill la kill worth watching?

>taxi driver doesn't know where I want to go
>went to ask someone else
>turned the fucking metre on just before he got out

bloody paki cunts

decided to quit the internet for a while, except for skype and walkthroughs for when i get stuck in video games

obviously this means no more 4chan so see ya around suckers

*blip*

>>53788576
:(
>>53788636
:)
>brunette
death to the west

>>53787942
Because that's contrived.

>>53788657
yes lad
I personally like the dub, but the sub is fine too.

>>53788683
Why? Don't they want to chat?

One said 'sorry I don't talk to people I don't know'.

>be me, 17years old & unemployed
>go on take me out
>time to reveal my talent
>lights come up and i'm sat in an armchair with a weekend edition of the FT open before me
>"my my, commodities really have taken a hammering, better tell my broker to get me out of BHP"
>"When is Carney going to bite the bullet and raise rates? Christ.."

Every single light stayed on, I shit you not.

>it's a qt embarrasses herself on university challenge episode
:)

>>53788730
>>be me
Who else are you going to be? Fuck off reddit

>>53788411
poor idea mate
you want the normal sized ones. They produce more meat for the amount of food you give them compared to runts

>>53788730
Didn't you get a job offer immediately after this?

>>53788730
>be me, 17years old & unemployed

reported.

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>>53788123
kek lad we literally do. Have an entire folder for her.

>tfw you get to say no to some degree twat at an interview
goood feel, fucking love it when you get to completely destroy those snobby little twats hopes of ever working in a jjb for 6 months. Your stupid piece of paper isn't helping you now is it? Your degree in physics is literally useless in the real world boy, i bet they didn't even teach you which are the little pricks that nick footballs in that lesson did they?

application
denied

>>53788818
What's her name?

>>53788660
what kind of fucking taxi driver doesn't have a GPS?

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Wew

>>53788335
Literal dog

>>53788730
>17years old

people should report this rule violator

>>53788843
I've had to turn mine on my phone for him

>>53788660
>not using Uber

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>>53787885
Her name is Natalie Austin

>>53788881
>announcing a report

reported.

>>53788713
You can be lonely and not want to chat.
People like that only have relationships with people when they reach out themselves because they feel off-guard when approached.

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>>53788862

You lads should be using Free software

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>>53788832
Angelic Model

>>53788843
it goes

1. private taxi
2. uber
.
.
.
.

999. black cabbie

I am literally two years old, haha. Ask me anything

pls no report.

>>53788914
>announcing a report for announcing a report

reported

>>53788914
>>announcing a report
reported.

>>53788905
They don't have it where I am currently

I did get one earlier to go to the station though

>>53788939
Oh right, ta lad

>>53788916
Are you one of these people?

>>53788953
>I live in a city with uber
Billionaires out

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>>53788604
>5ft

>>53788964
>>53788965

reported.

anyone's willy need fondling

>>53789001
When did Quasimodo get gender reassignment surgery?

>>53788977
>They don't have it where I am currently
What third world country are you in atm?

>>53788984
I've gone through phases multiple years long like that, but I have friends right now.

>>53789002
i don't know actually. never tried looking for one. . I'm just assuming they're better black cabs

private taxi hires are always bros

>>53788956
reported.

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think i'm going to start watching K-on again tonight, would highly recommend to you smart lads who want something to watch.

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how's /nofap2016/ going lads?

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Waheyy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrP5Dyd4V_o

>the gatekeeper

>>53788928
I have that webm saved from ages ago, literally the most boner inducing scene of all time.

>>53789051
yea

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>>53789140

Is James Bond real agent?

>>53789092
Weak looking cunt
One hit and he'd be done

>>53789127
you can see her fanny through those pants
can you delete this please?

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>>53789133
hahahahah karen.

>>53789002

every major city in the uk has uber now la

>>53789006
fuck me lad, in stitches here

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>>53789166
You're doing it wrong lad

>>53789192
>every major city
so just london then?
haha

>>53788730
Excellent gimmick

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>>53789195
Gets me every fucking time. Manlets are comedy gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

uber is really good tbqh lads
tears for the povvo cunts who don't have it

*at nan's funeral's wake*

*reading my economist magazine*

>put that away anon, show some respect, you're disturbing the other guests

*give him the "I bet you don't even know the current price of brent crude" stare*

*continue reading magazine*

>>53789121
Quite badly desu, could do with a good tug.

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>>53789115
Watch it with me lad I need to start on my eighth (8th) rewatch

there are little things i hate more than overexcited yanks

>>53788801
>>53788881
>>53788914
>>53788964
>>53788965
>>53789047
JANNYYYYY

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>>53789180
No

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>>53789233
Gemma is unreal

if i think a lot in be gay can i be gay?


i had some obssesive thougts and im scared because i was thinking i was a fag

>>53789297
Poor imitation of the FT gimmick desu.

>>53789335
bit gay that

>>53789328
>vpl
Wew lad

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>>53788928
>tfw no attractive, big breasted wife who bares her mouthwatering cleavage in a dressing gown for me

>>53789297
I am a strong advocate of asteriskposting, but this is just awful

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>there are little things i hate more than overexcited yanks

The revenge porn-revenge storyline on Coronation Street is really resonating with Poleaboo

>stalking her as she goes to work
>getting revenge for her pressing charges, getting you fired
>wanting her to know it was you

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>>53789307
haha maybe lad.

*gimmicks*

>>53789377
I have OCD or TOC

>>53789328
What sort of nonsense is this? Who would do this in public and why?

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>>53789384
Kill yourself my man

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Big fan of this 2bh

comfy af

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>>53789464
Benders out

>>53789443
there is no need to be upset

tfw never gf

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>>53788818
Oh I remember you lad haha, I got the image from you. You are a ledge.

Wait??? Does your liberal party seriously believe that the UK should unilaterally disarm all its nuclear weapons? What the hell? I can't even convenience of a American politician suggesting that the US should unilaterally and totally disarm its nuclear arsenal.

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>>53788564

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>>53789472
this guy is smart.

>>53788928
Who in the fuck is this?

>>53789492
I don't understand the mentality, I poured no scorn on her gimungus droopy udders

>>53789473
just having a listen now lad. quite good desu. granted, only a minute in but still...

>>53789549
>liberal party
Fuck off Y*nk

>I can't even convenience
Yank education

>>53789549
No I don't think the Lib Dems believe that

>>53789549
>I can't even convenience of a American politician

I should bloody well hope not

>>53789497
¿?

>>53789576
Its continuous for the duration, with slight variations, I like it.

>>53789549
Yeah, it's the Labour party led by Communistic Corbyn

dont you just hate, they ruin everything

someone said bunda?

>>53789549
The leader of the major left wing party (Labour, Jeremy Corbyn) believes we should be nuke free and he is slowly replacing his shadow cabinet (essentially who he would have in government positions like minister of Defence and Chancellor if he was in power. Also used to keep the party in power in check) with people who share his opinion because most of the party want to keep it
Our center party which is called The Liberal Democrats want to keep it

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>>53789573
She's doing it for the camera of course, not to mention some people get a thrill out of being naked in public. Feel cheeky and all that.

>>53789521
Trading beauty is the duty of all lads tbf.

Just did a wank lads.

How about those immigants, ay?

i'm not welbeck but i'm that guy
grab girls in the dance cuz i'm that fly
you couldn't draw her cuz you wasn't that guy
collect like peng tings like i was a magpie

>>53789583
>>53789598
Sorry I meant "labour" party. Did I spell that right?

>>53789646
I meant to type "conceive." My bad.

>>53789701
you were only gone 30 seconds haha welcome back

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>>53789682
no, but post what you have anyway

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>>53789737
>black

Disgusting

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>>53789698
I just don't understand how people can have the mentality that humiliating yourself on camera is somehow a good thing.

>>53789735
Wow that's a new personal best.

Need some tunes to get me through the work day lads

Post some please

public libraries should all be privatised.

>but where will poor people get internet
at the job centre

public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.

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watching any anime tonight lads?

(You) for (You)s, anyone?

>>53789812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYisvzUo9uw

>>53789776
She's not humiliated. She's obviously very confident in her body.

>>53789676
>>53789689
Do their constituents actually believe this? Or is this being shoved down their throats by party elite? What is their reasoning behind such a dangerous proposal?

>>53789812
Look up African slave chants you wagecuck

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really pushing it with this bong lads, big full glass cone n dat

gonna see how much i can choff

fucking hate, cant stand them

21st century schizoid man

>>53789829
(You)

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>public libraries should all be privatised.

>>but where will poor people get internet
>at the job centre

>public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.

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>>53789828
My life is an anime desu

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>>53789737
bunda

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>>53789774
>Hates nigs
>Danielle Sharp
Good lad

>>53789901
As promised

>>53789068
They are only in certain cities in the UK senpai

watching my so called life

>>53789871
Basic argument is that as long as the US, China &Russia all have nukes none of them will ever use them, so us having them too is a complete waste of money since we're sure as fuck not going to use them either.

>>53789876

Have you ever had a job mate?

Answer honestly

>>53787828
>posting a literal coke whore

Get some taste

>>53789817
Went to a wine tasting sponsored by Waitrose at my library the other day. Library's are lovely

watching the """"so called""" life

>>53789871
I would imagine that most people in the UK although would rather would have a world without nuclear weapons, can't imagine us not having any when other countries do.
The elite are trying to shove it down, but other members of the elite are pulling out again
Corbyn is a literal no fun communist

>uk
>cities
Outside of London, UK """"cities"""" are just run down towns given a makeover by shoving a big shopping centre in it

Anyone else watch gradeAunderA?

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>>53789907
pretty depressing anime your life lad.

>>53789737
>>53789774
>big boobs
disgusting, real men we prefer medium size

Staying at an airbnb

House smells funny

Why are banks the most notorious of adverts for having white female-black make partnerships?

What protein powder do you lads use?
Do you add anything to it or just use milk/water?

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>>53789917

>>53790112

Might be the body of the last lad that stayed there, watch yourself

farted and poo got all over me bum

uhhhhh
push it


push it real good

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>>53790116
Do you even need to ask this question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxvedxPhNU
good song lads

>>53790116
Those are the most likely to end up in divorce. Guess who people pay to help them resolve divorce settlements?

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>>53790116

>>53790149
good banter

need a sissy yank bf

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lol

>>53790116
lmao seen that all weekend
>Santander
>Halifax
am i right la?

>>53790206
>>>/tv/

any good funk tunes lads

>>53790133
yeah phwaor that's what I like im a bloke corrr blimey the chebs on her

yeah lads you agree?

>>53790206

lol

>>53790206
That was pretty funny, should have stood his ground

>>53790206

Who's Amy Schumer?

>tfw unironically went to laser quest by myself for my 13th birthday

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>>53790075
ikr haha

at the dentist

>>53790206
Banter

>>53790206
god what an utter unfunny fat cunt

>>53790265
some fat yank who talks about being fat and a woman

>>53790267
laser quest stuff is fun

>>53789968
If you relinquish your nukes you lose the ultimate leverage. Now that nukes have been invented you cannot hold true power without them. It's a shame, I fucking hate them to be honest and wish we never got to this point, but the knowledge cannot be unlearned and thus we must hold each other at gunpoint for the foreseeable future.

>>53790206
Why is she famous?

>>53790265
doubt she has much presence in the cave you've been living in

>>53790306
So Jewish Joe Brand?

>>53790254
I Didn't Believe by Flight Facilities

>>53790290
whats that?

>>53790120
>you could have saved her
:(

>>53790206
C
U
C
K
E
D

>>53790306
the american jo brand?

oneitis looks good in her latest profile pic the stupid bitch

>>53790306

sounds like >My husband

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>>53790206
>Pussying out that hard

>>53790267
>going to laser quest
what were you, 8?

>>53790206
Utter pig looking cunt

Why do yanks exist

>>53790265
Some unfunny

>MUH VAGINA
>MUH FAT

Comedian

>>53790309
But nobody's ever going to fire them, and everyone nows we're not going to either.

So we have nothing to defend against and nothing to threaten people with. So why fucking keep them?

Hello everyone I'm Jo Brand..


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My husband...


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Thank you I've been Jo Brand.

>>53790206
What a fat ugly cunt. Her whole persona is that she is a slag, she can't complain when people joke about it.

Fuck the gyro, I'm away te Yoker.

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>>53790276
hahaha suicide is painless.

FROM NOTHING WE HAVE RISEN AND FROM NOTHING WE STILL RISE.

>>53790343
Almost literally

>>53790193
unironically happened to me yesterday at work
>poo the night before
>one of those ones where there's a turd left you cant shit out
>go to sleep
>fart when nobody was around at work
>feel a turd plop out
>go wipe my hairy sweaty, ass for 10 minutes
>run out of tp
>resort to using the paper towels by the sink

>>53790206
But she makes her career talking about how much of a whore she is. I don't understand.

Goodnight, /brit/.

Remember P
The one you got your whole style from

Hello everyone I'm Russell Howard..


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The Daily Mail...


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Thank you I've been Russell Howard.

>>53790392

Nobody will fire them because we have them

>>53790440
night x

Don't like arrogant students who don't have any experience outside the classroom to be honest

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>>53790440
Come back

>>53790398
The gyro'll always be there. but this, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

>>53790206
DUDE FAT GIRL JOKES LMAO

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Blue moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

>>53790458
Nobody will fire them because they have some combination of Russia, China and the USA looking over their shoulder.

This is like saying India or France is key to world piece because they have nukes, if we got rid of ours literally nothing would change except that we could spend the money savedfrom Trident on the actual military and still meet our 2% GDP target

>russel brand shud be PM, he speaks the trooth haha live laugh love xxx

>>53790265
a fat yank who makes jokes about getting men drunk and then raping them

>>53790392
You're defending against the knowledge of nuclear weapons. As long as someone, somewhere, knows how to build a nuke; we need to give him a reason not to fire it. Deterrence is the ultimate way to do this.

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>>53790487
prefer older men?

>movie trailer
>impending doom about to destroy a significant landmark
Why do they still do this? Literally no one cares. We're both desensitised to that and the cgi so there's no sense of threat.

Fr

wew finally found my bank card
was quite worried for a while
it was stuck down the side of my car
squashed my hand retrieving it
hurt a lil

Hello everyone I''m a /brit/ poster


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Rasheed

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Thank you I've been a /brit/ poster

>>53790487
i have experience in your ma's bedroom does that count

>>53787882
Stop playing WoW, you are a terrific banjo player with nice pants.

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>>53790568
Get your mind out of the gutter, young anime

>>53790321
I hear about her on 4chan but don't know who she is.

>3/4 more hours to go

>>53790529
Poleaboo is glad to find another City fan

Chin up lad, we're winning the league

ANCE

I met Russell Brand in a gay bar once, he was visibly drunk and when we approached him he said he was there with "some friends" but we didn't see anyone with him.

He left shortly afterwards.