>I make money but I don't work at the mint
shouts out ma goons in manny n nottz, london, leeds, birmingham n wolves
I like your hair :3
>mfw I've offered to add people on 4chan who claim they have no friends and are lonely on steam
>mfw they never reply or say 'no thanks'
any of you lads know of any decent flats going in belfast?
>Likes fertile women
>Likes qt belly buttons
Good lad, our taste in women is very similar and patrician.
>Volunteer for a bit for work experience and meeting new people
>Get a job for money and meeting new people
>Use money for driver's license
>Lift weights for confidence
Sorted. You could do that in less than 6 months.
gonna get in the shower lids
don't need to shower, im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower
>im just after the feeling of accomplishment that comes after a cold shower
Having a crisis of confidence lads. I'm starting to like some qt girl and it's possible that she likes me but...
On one hand... i'm an incredibly insecure guy that probably has a mild form of aspergers.
On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.
But I dont know what to believe. What if all this time I have been decent and I could get a qt gf? What if it's just lies and i'm misunderstanding stuff?
I dont know :_;
>On the other hand... people think I'm really unique. Several people (her included) have called me a gem. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. Some have even said I have a sort of strange suaveness.
I just like admiring the beauty of White women, even if I'll never have one.
*slides open a small metal grate in the door of a massive warehouse, revealing the sounds of frantic squealing and banging as the millions of runts inside throw themselves helplessly at the door, urinating all over each other in excitement at finally seeing light*
ahh excellent, the farm progresses nicely.
*slams the grate shut again and leaves*
delete this image of me NOW
don't EVER shout at me again
*open financial times whilst having a pint with the lads*
>oi put that away you bender
*lower paper and give him the "son i'm disapointed in you glare*
*raise paper again and carry on reading*
I feel lucky to have a belly button fetish, love being a connoisseur of qts tummies
Made a combination. Bit small tho haha
link her tumblr
don't have it
do have this other one though
Don't you find it hilarious that you have literally no idea what I look like?
I could be a fit girl, a fat girl or some complete neckbeard. I might be muscly, skinny, 5ft or 6ft. It's mental.
>be me, 17years old & unemployed
>go on take me out
>time to reveal my talent
>lights come up and i'm sat in an armchair with a weekend edition of the FT open before me
>"my my, commodities really have taken a hammering, better tell my broker to get me out of BHP"
>"When is Carney going to bite the bullet and raise rates? Christ.."
Every single light stayed on, I shit you not.
kek lad we literally do. Have an entire folder for her.
>tfw you get to say no to some degree twat at an interview
goood feel, fucking love it when you get to completely destroy those snobby little twats hopes of ever working in a jjb for 6 months. Your stupid piece of paper isn't helping you now is it? Your degree in physics is literally useless in the real world boy, i bet they didn't even teach you which are the little pricks that nick footballs in that lesson did they?
think i'm going to start watching K-on again tonight, would highly recommend to you smart lads who want something to watch.
Gets me every fucking time. Manlets are comedy gold.
*at nan's funeral's wake*
*reading my economist magazine*
>put that away anon, show some respect, you're disturbing the other guests
*give him the "I bet you don't even know the current price of brent crude" stare*
*continue reading magazine*
Watch it with me lad I need to start on my eighth (8th) rewatch
>tfw no attractive, big breasted wife who bares her mouthwatering cleavage in a dressing gown for me
>there are little things i hate more than overexcited yanks
The revenge porn-revenge storyline on Coronation Street is really resonating with Poleaboo
>stalking her as she goes to work
>getting revenge for her pressing charges, getting you fired
>wanting her to know it was you
haha maybe lad.
Big fan of this 2bh
Oh I remember you lad haha, I got the image from you. You are a ledge.
Wait??? Does your liberal party seriously believe that the UK should unilaterally disarm all its nuclear weapons? What the hell? I can't even convenience of a American politician suggesting that the US should unilaterally and totally disarm its nuclear arsenal.
The leader of the major left wing party (Labour, Jeremy Corbyn) believes we should be nuke free and he is slowly replacing his shadow cabinet (essentially who he would have in government positions like minister of Defence and Chancellor if he was in power. Also used to keep the party in power in check) with people who share his opinion because most of the party want to keep it
Our center party which is called The Liberal Democrats want to keep it
She's doing it for the camera of course, not to mention some people get a thrill out of being naked in public. Feel cheeky and all that.
Trading beauty is the duty of all lads tbf.
I just don't understand how people can have the mentality that humiliating yourself on camera is somehow a good thing.
public libraries should all be privatised.
>but where will poor people get internet
at the job centre
public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.
really pushing it with this bong lads, big full glass cone n dat
gonna see how much i can choff
>public libraries should all be privatised.
>>but where will poor people get internet
>at the job centre
>public resources just get hoovered up by the middle classes even when they're designed for low income people. the only reason we keep them is to appease middle class voters, mostly private pension individuals.
Basic argument is that as long as the US, China &Russia all have nukes none of them will ever use them, so us having them too is a complete waste of money since we're sure as fuck not going to use them either.
I would imagine that most people in the UK although would rather would have a world without nuclear weapons, can't imagine us not having any when other countries do.
The elite are trying to shove it down, but other members of the elite are pulling out again
Corbyn is a literal no fun communist
pretty depressing anime your life lad.
If you relinquish your nukes you lose the ultimate leverage. Now that nukes have been invented you cannot hold true power without them. It's a shame, I fucking hate them to be honest and wish we never got to this point, but the knowledge cannot be unlearned and thus we must hold each other at gunpoint for the foreseeable future.
But nobody's ever going to fire them, and everyone nows we're not going to either.
So we have nothing to defend against and nothing to threaten people with. So why fucking keep them?
unironically happened to me yesterday at work
>poo the night before
>one of those ones where there's a turd left you cant shit out
>go to sleep
>fart when nobody was around at work
>feel a turd plop out
>go wipe my hairy sweaty, ass for 10 minutes
>run out of tp
>resort to using the paper towels by the sink
Blue moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Nobody will fire them because they have some combination of Russia, China and the USA looking over their shoulder.
This is like saying India or France is key to world piece because they have nukes, if we got rid of ours literally nothing would change except that we could spend the money savedfrom Trident on the actual military and still meet our 2% GDP target
You're defending against the knowledge of nuclear weapons. As long as someone, somewhere, knows how to build a nuke; we need to give him a reason not to fire it. Deterrence is the ultimate way to do this.
>impending doom about to destroy a significant landmark
Why do they still do this? Literally no one cares. We're both desensitised to that and the cgi so there's no sense of threat.
Get your mind out of the gutter, young anime
I met Russell Brand in a gay bar once, he was visibly drunk and when we approached him he said he was there with "some friends" but we didn't see anyone with him.
He left shortly afterwards.
I literally did a Dee Dee last Friday evening haha
Got on the bus to this comfy as fuck Kentish village miles away from home because I felt like it. There were frosty green fields, a flowing river, a few pubs and old terraced houses. I even talked to this qt young blonde woman who helped me find the bus stop. 10/10 Dee Dee would Dee Dee again.
For a moment I thought Labour was some minority far left party, but they actually seem to have 35% of the seats in the house of commons, which translates into 35% popular support in the UK right?
That sort of position is outrageous. The United States can't be expected to shoulder its various responsibilities alone. We need strong allies, strong nuclear allies. I realize there's pressure from the left to reduce defense spending. 2% of GDP really is a lot I get that. We really appreciate it though, so please think things through carefully and discuss things before making any kind of strategically significant decisions unilaterally.
The video was quite delightful to watch. The planning was meticulous, the solution ingenious, the explanations clear and kind...
Then I've made the mistake of reading the comments, where all the intellectual bottom-feeders kept repeating the word "autism" to fool themselves into believing that intelligence is a bad thing. Such an effort just to avoid paying respect...
Personally, I'm in awe. I'm glad there are still people like this in our world.
cockfosters is unironically my local tube stop
>which translates into 35% popular support in the UK right?
not quite, look at the image
opinion at the moment seems to be that the labour leadership is too left wing for some or most labour speakers
Damn no fucking clue how british politics work. Here things are a bit simpler even if they're fucking retarded.
What percentage of the population actually supports labor?
What percentage of the population actually supports unilateral nuclear disarmament?
>so please think things through carefully and discuss things before making any kind of strategically significant decisions unilaterally.
>expecting Corbyn to think things through carefully and discuss things before making any kind of strategically significant decisions unilaterally.
That is true to be fair, Britain don't really contribute to global deterrence, but nukes are the best way to ensure your national sovereignty. No one can truly fuck with you if you can erase their capital city at the press of a button. Why do you think North Korea still exists? Why do you think Pakistan weren't utterly cucked during the War on Terror? Nukes are the ultimate defence.