>you wake up early in the morning >everybody is in panic

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>>53784157

>>53784342
>Dutch army
>Dutch military victories
???

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Laugh

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>>53784495
1. flying dutchman ghost army
2. too many to count

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>>53784214
>>53784714
huh

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>>53784157
send all my countries trashcontainers to bulgaria as tribute and ask for peace!

>>53784157
>>everybody is in panic
>>Bulgaria declared total annihilation war on your country
ehhhh ?

>>53784157
Hahahahah

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>>53784157
Wir schaffen das

>>53785059
>The Serbo-Bulgarian War was a war between Serbia and Bulgaria that erupted on 14 November [O.S. 2 November] 1885 and lasted until 28 November [O.S. 16 November] 1885.

14 days is all it takes

Fucking finally, an excuse to show the continentals how it's done.

>>53785059
Dunno, last time your people ran and hid in Albania and Greece when the Bulgarians came.

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>>53784157

Ask why the fuck people are panicking.

>>53784157
Have a hearty chuckle and send the jets.

Go back to sleep

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>>53784935
500years.jpg

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>>53784157
Burst out laughing

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>>53785541
>>53785401
>Can't beat untrained army of peasants in the 60s
>Expects to beat ANY country in Europe

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>>53785772
>French reaction to anything that includes violence

>>53785866
nigga France won pretty much every war it's been in

>>53785976
hard to lose when you don't even participate

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>>53785976
And look at them now

>>53785170
Austria and Germany fought with us for a year before they backstabbed us. Fuck off Bulgarian gypsy

>>53786065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_involving_France_in_modern_history

lol m8

>>53786128
That was a Turkish police officer you fuck

Find myself giour girl and look for a house in Plovdiv.

>>53786170
In a one-on-one war, you'd last a month MAX, see:
>>53785123

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>>53784157

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>>53785866
kek whatever you say m8

>>53785779

You're the ones declaring war on us, buddy. Any attempt to do anything against the American homeland would be laughed off.

Plus Bulgarians aren't as fanatic as Mudslimes or Commies, so an invasion would be piss easy.

>>53786171
>lost WW1
>lost WW2
>b-but they won some bullshit hundreds of years ago

they even lost their first war ever, fuck em

>>53784157
laugh
ask why
surrender

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>>53786394
>>lost WW1
might want to brush up on your history mate

>>53786394
>>lost WW1
haha what

>>53786394
what kind of specimen are you?

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>>53786550
>>53786539
>butt mad french men upset that america has had to save them for 200 years

>>53786593

Oh boy here we go.

>>53786593
stay quiet kid

>>53786593
m8 right now I just feel sorry about your education

>>53786593
Pls stahp

continue the posts

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>>53784157

LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TRY TO MAKE YOUR COUNTRY MORE RELEVANT

Is there any way to stop the bulgarian bull?

>>53787784

thanks

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>>53784157
Get comfy watching the mass bombing.

Go back to sleep

>>53787886
You're welcome

>>53784157
What are they gonna do, throw kebabs at us?

Annex ketchup.

>>53784157
surrender 2bh m8.

>>53784157
Try to located what will very shortly be the smoldering crater formerly known as the country of bulgaria on a map.

>>53785059

Dude this is the first time ever I'm actually writing a post on 4chan. I'm lurking here since years but just for the lulz, never felt the desire to actually write down something. But for you I make this one, special exception. I think in world history there is barely another country existing having its ass so often handed over than serbia by us. I can think of 3 destructions alone (total conquer) which you can easily find in wiki. Countless more times we fucked you over in just weeks. In my region even, if someone is a pussy we say "don't be a serb".

>>53785772

Oh look, it's france

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WHAT NOW BITCHES

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>>53788320
hello

CHETYRIE MORETA

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>>53788477

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>>53788477
still here, 100 years later

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>>53784157

I bribe them with bubblegums and commanders with a tv to leave. Promise I'll throw in a anti-lice shampoo if they fuck off today. Situation resolved.

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Hurry to a local supermarket because they may have already ran out of popcorn.

Fulfill tri moreta

Bulgaria in war means Gipsy Diaspora agains us?

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>>53788658

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>>53788767
You have already lost, hue-friend.

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>a country with the population of our capital city declared war on us
ok

>>53788767

Most gypsys here live in what in Brasil would be middle class.

>>53788803
Britain btfo

>>53788876

>south America
>military

>>53784157
>implying that's not happening right now

>>53788954
Argentina BTFO'd the UK during that conflict about those islands in the Southwestern Atlantic.

>>53788833
Bulagia won the War, fuck....

>>53788876
>Chile

>>53789027

Not really

>>53788890
Oh God, we aren't Bolivia, call down

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>>53788954
>being afraid of a bulgar display of power

>>53789210
>globalfirepower
please euthanize yourself

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>>53784157
grab the salt

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>>53789246
>tried to bait a turkoman
>baited the argeline
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

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>>53784157

>>53789210

Dude it doesn't matter, half of your soldiers surely barely cannot even read. 0 military traditions, 0 nationalistic spirit. Always manana, manana with you people. You think you could cope with a former warsaw pact country? Never ever. Those figures are worth shit, as most interballistic rockets are hidden, even some tactical nukes are still here. It's all under the surface so that we didn't need to destroy it to enter nato. You stand 0 chance

Lol...Chile...omg. since when do they have even Internet in the bush

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>>53789349
>thinking his faggot army can compete with our prussian traditions

>>53789349
Chile biggest victory was agains Bolivia, even Argentina have fought agains Strong armies, ignore him

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>>53789444
Checked. I am pretty sure that both Bulgaria and Chile need to use Lufthansa services if they need to go war with each other.

>>53789444
>Tradition
>Copy German style

>>53784157
Call some random ally for help.
Ally with Bulgaria and fight former ally
?????
Profit

>>53789322
what

>>53789551
oh stop it, i draw a line to how far i can betray someone, i wouldn't betray even france for bulgaria

>>53789605

Make them kangaroos and koalas ready

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>>53789539
>>53789491
>a country with a literal foreigner as president
>a fucking country that can't ven win a war against a mosquito

>>53784214
this

>>53789747
Where was you to beat the German army Elite in ww2? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Expeditionary_Force

>>53789747
>implying it's a war

pshh, it's population control, can't have poor people having too many kids now can we?

>>53789999
What a waste of good quads

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>>53784157
go back to bed, fucking gypsies waking me up

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Bulgarian - Chilean war 2037

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>>53789999
We were doing other stuff, you know?

>>53790126
Yes, if the jägers were in other fronts would be worse to beat the germas

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>>53790216
>Bulgarian - Chilean decisive battle of Bellavista, 2037.

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>>53790163

Meme country

>>53790231
Helped so much that the Nazi most wanted man died in Brazil and many others in Argetina

>>53789643
I was just trying to meme, roody-poo.

>>53790216
So, Chileans are going to kick your ass?

betray, end allied with Bulgaria, surrender.

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>>53790360
po-lice are clearly wearing our shitty uniforms

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>>53790360

>>53784157
>boycott Bulgaria with NATO
>economy shrivels like a raisin
>Romania and Turkey get slightly bigger

>>53784157
I suppose I'll look it up on the map.

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>>53790354
parasites move to my country.
parasites define your country.

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>>53790485
That is a crying willow, Serbs need to be hanged on proper willows, which are more substantial trees. Srbi, тeхнaтa мaйкa нeщacтнa.

>>53790485
Thanks bud, I love nature.

>>53790588

What country dude you are a mix of indians, French, chinks and Americans. There is no canadian identity whatsoever, you are literally nothing and will disappear within 200 years.

>>53786394
>lost WWI

Stop embarrassing yourself, m8

>>53785866
>>53788320
That's ok, pathetic slavs, we accept your surrender and we will annex your country :^)

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>>53790661

You are welcome

>>53790906

You'll miss your evening prayer Abdul

>>53788675
>that delusion
kek, tatars rekt you pidorashka for much of your history

>>53790647

Spoko ve brat, vij che se ebavame tuk. Kakvo ti dreme za vsichki tiya idiot, nie sme veche, nesluchaino nai-starata durjava v evropa. Ne se pali

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>>53790994
Don't worry, Mehmetovitch :^)

>>53791098
abe spokojno, ama ni vikat cigani i se pravat na vazhni. albanski kur i desetiletna bednost za shibanite srbi

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>>53791214

Difference is the muslims here don't give a fuck about religion but grow tobacco and vegetables in the south whilst yours are Arabs and niggers who kill. Now gtfo

>>53791353

Haha abe kvo ti dreme ve, ebali sme gi kudeto gi hvanem I jiveem dva puti po-dobre ot tyah. Vse edno ciganin da te nareche mangal...

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>>53784495
>>53784935
>>53785123
>>53785779
>>53785866
>>53786128
>>53786208
>>53788262
>>53788320
>>53788347
>>53788552
>>53788563
>>53788890
>>53788954
>>53789027
>>53789151
>>53789349
>>53789420
>>53789531
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>>53790216
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>>53790470
>>53790485
>>53790866
>>53790924
>>53790994
>>53791516
Wew lad.
Could you please stop like maybe right now?

>>53791584
You need to learn how to conceal your power level

No vse pak gi psuvai da im e tupo na tiq bokluci

>>53788347
>He fell for the Italian tankette meme
smhtbhfam

>>53790866
>There is no canadian identity whatsoever
tell that to literally everyone east of Ontario

>>53793057
theres no civilization east of ontario

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>>53796394
Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and PEI were the first anglo founded areas in Canada, going back to the 1400's.
That's what Anglo-Canadians are, you can feel good or bad about that, idc.

pic related, first English piece of Canada.

Praise Tengri that the Tri Moreta is happening.

>>53784157
laugh it a bit, realize it's april the 1st, and go back to sleep

Pray for the souls of the people of Bulgaria.

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Just send us more prostitutes and some good wine so our army will surrender without fight. You could use our tech to make Bulgaria great again

>>53784157
either

>Bosniaks love you cause you're Turks
>Serbs love you cause you're orthodox
>Croats love you cause you're in EU

or

>Bosniaks hate you cause you're orthodox
>Serbs hate you cause you're Turks
>Croats hate you cause you're gypos

>>53784935
Some overcited skirmishes will not make the 600 years of turk occupation, rape and culture on your soil any less humiliating

We don't have an army... so we would send our legions of Peruvian, Bolivian and Paraguayan illegals and the Chacarita hooligans to take care of Burglarians. It would be
EASY
PEASY
LEMON
SQUEAZY

Last time someone declared war on us we lost South America.

>>53801036
why would serbs hate us cause we're turks when serbia was an ottoman dog that fought against christians and contributed to the balkans's downfall?

>>53786394
>lost ww1
Have you ever read a history book lad

>>53786593
>this is the representative of American education and intelligence
pls leave lad