>you wake up early in the morning
>everybody is in panic
>ask what is happening?
>Bulgaria declared total annihilation war on your country
1. flying dutchman ghost army
2. too many to count
send all my countries trashcontainers to bulgaria as tribute and ask for peace!
>The Serbo-Bulgarian War was a war between Serbia and Bulgaria that erupted on 14 November [O.S. 2 November] 1885 and lasted until 28 November [O.S. 16 November] 1885.
14 days is all it takes
>Can't beat untrained army of peasants in the 60s
>Expects to beat ANY country in Europe
>French reaction to anything that includes violence
kek whatever you say m8
You're the ones declaring war on us, buddy. Any attempt to do anything against the American homeland would be laughed off.
Plus Bulgarians aren't as fanatic as Mudslimes or Commies, so an invasion would be piss easy.
might want to brush up on your history mate
>butt mad french men upset that america has had to save them for 200 years
Get comfy watching the mass bombing.
Dude this is the first time ever I'm actually writing a post on 4chan. I'm lurking here since years but just for the lulz, never felt the desire to actually write down something. But for you I make this one, special exception. I think in world history there is barely another country existing having its ass so often handed over than serbia by us. I can think of 3 destructions alone (total conquer) which you can easily find in wiki. Countless more times we fucked you over in just weeks. In my region even, if someone is a pussy we say "don't be a serb".
Hurry to a local supermarket because they may have already ran out of popcorn.
>a country with the population of our capital city declared war on us
>being afraid of a bulgar display of power
>tried to bait a turkoman
>baited the argeline
Dude it doesn't matter, half of your soldiers surely barely cannot even read. 0 military traditions, 0 nationalistic spirit. Always manana, manana with you people. You think you could cope with a former warsaw pact country? Never ever. Those figures are worth shit, as most interballistic rockets are hidden, even some tactical nukes are still here. It's all under the surface so that we didn't need to destroy it to enter nato. You stand 0 chance
>thinking his faggot army can compete with our prussian traditions
Checked. I am pretty sure that both Bulgaria and Chile need to use Lufthansa services if they need to go war with each other.
>a country with a literal foreigner as president
>a fucking country that can't ven win a war against a mosquito
go back to bed, fucking gypsies waking me up
We were doing other stuff, you know?
>Bulgarian - Chilean decisive battle of Bellavista, 2037.
po-lice are clearly wearing our shitty uniforms
parasites move to my country.
parasites define your country.
That is a crying willow, Serbs need to be hanged on proper willows, which are more substantial trees. Srbi, тeхнaтa мaйкa нeщacтнa.
What country dude you are a mix of indians, French, chinks and Americans. There is no canadian identity whatsoever, you are literally nothing and will disappear within 200 years.
Difference is the muslims here don't give a fuck about religion but grow tobacco and vegetables in the south whilst yours are Arabs and niggers who kill. Now gtfo
Could you please stop like maybe right now?
Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and PEI were the first anglo founded areas in Canada, going back to the 1400's.
That's what Anglo-Canadians are, you can feel good or bad about that, idc.
pic related, first English piece of Canada.
Just send us more prostitutes and some good wine so our army will surrender without fight. You could use our tech to make Bulgaria great again
>Bosniaks love you cause you're Turks
>Serbs love you cause you're orthodox
>Croats love you cause you're in EU
>Bosniaks hate you cause you're orthodox
>Serbs hate you cause you're Turks
>Croats hate you cause you're gypos
We don't have an army... so we would send our legions of Peruvian, Bolivian and Paraguayan illegals and the Chacarita hooligans to take care of Burglarians. It would be