/asean/ integration? Oh my... :3 edition
How skinny is too skinny? if i lose more weight would that be too much? Im 65kg 169cm
See I told you when the bisayan squatter bootyblasted chimpout commences
the flip animemes are gone
k8 was a great church memeber, we will never forget her. She's busy with her work or skool.
>free medicine for children gets cut in Manila
>mayor Estrada blames previous administration for reckless spending
Sounds like Liberal Party of Australia putting all the blame in the previous government.
Have you ever wondered why Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world? It's because [ Censored ] just look at the time when [ Censored ] What did we do? [ Censored ]
Good morning /asean/
..There's nothing on my fridge. ;_;
guess what I have on my fridge?
I've got a box of tissues and some stubby holders on mine
>invade Pilipinas to colonize
>successful at invasion
>tells Filipinos that they'll receive their independence
kek at you senpai
I have a filipino passport because my dad is married to one, should I migrate to the philippines? Can I buy a decent home with swimming pool for 60k in a gated community?
And are all flips asian brazillians or are there normal people too?
I hope my little imouto wakes me up and cooks me some sunny side up eggs and bacon (haram) with some warm darjeeling tea
You mean to tell me you guys dont even own a single rubber shoes?
W-what do you mean that your fridge isn't your fishing boat?
Just moved back into uni and haven't met my new Burmese roommate yet. But I ran into a Brazilbro from last semester and he said he met him and uncomfortably told me that he is very "touchy," as in he "gets too close for comfort."
Is this normal for Southeast Asians, or should I be spooked?
>"if oil prices rise, just increase gas prices"
>gas prices stay the same while oil prices go to shit
that will be Rp 500,000 (or peso equivalent) for the translation
Dunno if there's any scientific basis for this (and it might just be an isolated case) but I personally experienced dizziness and nausea about half an hour after the coffee. I might have vomited once and was forced to sleep it off. Overall very unpleasant
Kalo mabok dari alkohol ga ada kendali diri jadi ga ngerasa jiwa lu lagi dihancurin
Tapi kalo dari durian + kopi rasanya malaikat turun dari surga trus langsung narik jiwa lu dari pantat tanpa pake anastetik
Dalam opini saya sih
>Translation is out
>No people besides me is at home
>Download speed is shit
>The issuance of threats from Duterte’s supporters may not have the mayor’s go signal but what he did was to inspire them. After they heard Duterte saying ‘I can kill you,’ they now share the same view that killing those who do not agree with you is the right way to serve justice.
i dont get the joke desu
I think it's nice actually, I see asian guys here that are good friends and they have arm around eachother and stuff
people in our countries are so scared of being labeled gay
The Thin Blue Line is the best
I'm hungry guys, suggest me something for lunch?
Just went out to the sister's store, passing by a group of schoolgirls
They all got surprised when they noticed me and shouted "kuya! Kuya!"
I turned around and they said I was so tall and handsome, and asked me where I would go
I am so flatteted :3
This is what my niece watch
Do you think if it was rare to see chinks or indians in Canada, and a huge majority of the ones you've actually have seen are old ugly fat farts, you wouldn't be surprised to see a young one?
cute girls are treated here with 1000% more priviledge than normal filipino.
those who want your tickets are backwater bucktooth brown niggers like you see in canada.
if i were a qt girl i would definitely exploit every priviledge i get.
meanwhile in normie land
Breathing, eating, sleeping, taking a shower, drinking water, and the daily dump.
Everything stated above is done by every living being and the only ones to die are because of complications.
so a while ago I read news on TV of a couple being caned for being lone together. was this in Aceh?
I think they're just jelly they don't have gf ;_;
I earn like $2.250 a month though, and that's minimum for this is kinda minimum for a work like this at my age and level of education.
I will start study in a year
over 100k peso and 31 million rupiah
Yes, no joke, but I didn't work fulltime until December, and taxes are like 7k for me as I didn't have some shit called taxing card.
Also, most of the other money went to buying roundtrip ticket. One for me, and one for gf.
I can open a sari sari store here if I want though
no, but flips are qt brown people, and I also want to suck James Reid's dic- HAHAH NO HOMO DUDE WKWKWKWKKWWK
>arent you that shitposter who pretends to have filipino flag
What are you lads drinking tonight
>cheap german beer
indonesian ISIS affiliates a few hours ago just said they'll bomb 2 cities that i'm staying near, hooray.
>tfw i already cut mine up and cant fuck it
BUKO IS HARAM
NIGERIA HAS ALREADY INDICATED IT YOU FILTHY SEX TOURIST
Plus the sydney siege was made a big deal out of because it was on home soil, only two innocent people died in the siege and one of the dead was killed by our own police kek