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Official waifu edition
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crayon pop
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>>53780931
who is this penis venus
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/chebs/
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ordered some pingers, whizzers, bangers, poppers and sizzlers from the indian sub continent
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what do Brits think about this guy?
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Really not done a lot with myself today.
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HIBERNIA
I
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Seriously thinking of moving to China once I graduate. What's it like for programmers there?
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>only four more sleeps to friday
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>tfw I've filtered every flag on /int/ except Ireland, Australia, The U.K. And Tye Netherlands
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>>53780947
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>ordered some pingers, whizzers, bangers, poppers and sizzlers from the indian sub continent
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>>53780995
top lad
anyone who thinks he shouldn't be 007 is a disgusting racist
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Azusa Nakano
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looks like i owe u a dig
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I enjoy buying things for £3 or less
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my brother is a graduate engineer at a small northern company and he gets £25k salary, says it's boring though
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like & share if you are enlightened
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>>53780995
Honourary white

>>53781026
Nice one la
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scurrying little worms
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>>53781030
FOY
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>>53780995
He was pretty good in the matrix

t. meme master
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>>53780646
>Arab

Nice try Rasheed.
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>>53780931
>/britt/
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>>53781059
DUDE
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>>53781059
FUCK CANCER
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>>53781024
lol? is this post a joke?
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glob glob glob..
x.x
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>>53781073
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>>53781063
what the fuck is this lol
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>>53781024
Have you heard about what they call tier 2 and 3 cities? They're like 99.9% Chinese and if you move there and your white, they treat you like a celebrity. Businesses will literally hire you to show up at meetings simply because you're white and it impresses potential investors. You could get any Chinese girl you wanted as well. Absolutely mental.
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>>53781164
Funniest webms I've ever seen
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>>53781024
Hope you can speak 中文,汉语 or ,普通话 senpai
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>>53781196

google Köksal Baba or simply search him on youtube. worth laughs
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>>53781063
>>53781196
Who is this man and where are the full videos
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Off to acting lessons lads
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>>53781059
>implying a cure for cancer wouldn't automatically be bought up by every wealthy country, regardless of cost
>implying cancer can be eradicated like smallpox
>implying curing one kind of cancer doesn't let people live longer to catch other kinds of cancer
>implying the jews wouldn't just secretly irradiate everything to drum up sales
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>>53781218
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>>53781233
>>53781233
Thank you Köksal.

>>53781241
Köksal Baba apparently
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>>53781176
>Tier 2 cities
There are white people in Tier 2 cities
Tier 3 cities are where you'll be the only white guy
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>>53781176
t. Jing Xiao Zhang
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>>53781233
>>53781306
https://youtu.be/cRgi5d7XsgY?t=26
>that fucking voice
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gonna post a google hangouts link in about an hour and see who's got the nads to face me via webcam
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>watching/reading/listening to something
>it has obvious as fuck "le diversity is good" undertones
>search the company that produced it
>it's owned by a Jew
Literally. Every. Single. Time.
/pol/ was right all along.
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Koksal Bektaşoğlu registered value ( Koksal father ) 02.10.1975 Trabzon Arsin Doğumlu.1990 years boxing has been the champion of Turkey in the Youth başlamış.1995-1996-1997-1998 year .

Quit boxing in 2010 by joining the underworld is a bully himself has talked Koksal father took the nickname.

Koksal Potter's father in the fashionable district of Trabzon, " Bi Try Tea House" has to accept guests. Still needed is the weekly report from the same place as the neighborhood it .

Father, is also the honorary president of the association in 1461 as president of the Solomon Square crowd corner .

Hard, it makes a name for itself over the harsh and cruel man, according to the father licentiousness .
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>>53781343
average yorkshireman
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>>53781343
I am actually pissing myself
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>>53781289
That's Japanese not Chinese
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How's /GF2016/ going?
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>>53781343
why is he so angry
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>>53781464
that's ching chong not ping pong
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OH FOR FUCK SAKE WHY AM I SUCH A SPOTTY FREAK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>britt
kill urself
>>53780931
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You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
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>>53781485
reported for spam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
Me going to pick up my new ride
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I unironically wish I was an actor lads.
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>>53781404
where are the originals?
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>>53781485
You're a bit of a phone box hahahaha
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>>53781542
>being a snitch
Do you even get paid?
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>>53781556
Well you're never going to be one because you're:
>fat
>ugly
>a massive fag
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posting memes
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>>53781507
Met and talked to a bunch of girls, they've all got boyfriends. Shit so far. At least I'm talking to people I guess.
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>>53781556
why don't you just act like an actor, hey presto!! haha
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>>53781507
Bit too early on in the year to give a complete assessment , but a preliminary assessment suggests that it's not going well
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>>53781621
Thing is, actors don't have to be attractive. Look at Steve Buscemi.

I want to be on stage anyway.
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>>53781343
I feel sorry for the lad, probably learnt to be aggressive because literally everybody just gave him shit for his whole life. Probably bullied worse than all of r9k combined.
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such a banger lads
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla
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I think the benzos have passed their peak haha

going to try walking to the bathroom and see if I can keep my balance
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>>53781621
>massive fag
But that helps
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>>53781507
I 100% guarantee that I still won't have a gf by 2017

So shit. It's going shit.
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>>53781513
Manlets are always angry
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can't STAND this new soundcloud chart layout

I HATE IT
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>>53781733
I'll put a tenner on it haha
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>>53781556
go to acting school
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AND ANGRIER
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>>53781507
So far the only woman I've spoken to this year is my mum.
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>>53781761
I'm not.
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>>53781507
This year is my best chance yet, but I don't think I'll have one by the time the year is out. Next year perhaps.
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>>53781764
>>53781692
>memecloud
Normies, vacate.
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If u found a clock and u didn't kno who made it u'd assume it was made by God cus its intelligent design

Atheists: 0
Christians: 1, and an eternity of bliss
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>>53781787
Maybe some day.
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They all have psychiatric issues without exception. They have been seksually abused by their parents, and develop suici.-dal tendencies, the effect of which they manifest by self harm, cutting and piercing themselves in sensitive areas as a way to do away with the psychological agony that envelopes them.

They have become a garbage of society. Their lives are worth less than the air coming out of their a55holes. They will never contribute to society or be able to take up any responsibility. They spend their lives hanging out with Jamaicans and n***, and listening to rubbish reggae, while they try to escape reality. As much as I like women, I can do without this rubbish without a problem.
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>>53781867
meaning: no im too scared
go pussy
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Sitting next to a blind guy (hopefully or he's gonna see me typing this out haha) on the train

He looks like he's dead, just staring upwards
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>>53781888
He literally has no idea how dumb he looks. Be kind.
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>>53781878
Nah, more that I literally can't afford it.
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>>53781942
He was rinsing some guy on the phone earlier, something to do with work and way saying don't fuck me other and stuff

Quite funny
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>>53781680
he's very unique though and not actually that ugly
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Hello everybody!
My names Jonathan, but my friends call
Me John and I'm new here.
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>>53781976
dw mate my dads a banker ill sort you out some of his bonuses
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>>53781942
they have braille mirrors nowadays
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I think I might start doing acid again. It's been a while since I've seen the walls melt.
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>>53782016
Nice lad
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>>53780931
>>53780975
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drug talk is the most banal asinine rubbish
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going to do a poo
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fucks sake lads
after that kid died on NYE they're tightening the security at rainbow and putting sniffer dogs on the doors
going to have to rethink my smuggling plans for next saturday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

me a few years back
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doing a poo
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hope to be in bed for 8 at the latest
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>>53782013
Where did the H come from?
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>drug talk is the most banal asinine rubbish
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>drug talk is the most banal asinine rubbish
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i hate muslims
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me and my roommates :)
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>>53782149
Drug dogs at clubs do fuck all mate, it's all a show

Sock or boxers and you'll be fine
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skype oneitis (who is local) finally gave into me but turned out to be a massive ham

not sure how I feel about this considering she has a 10/10 face

what are my options lads
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>>53782163
Alri Cuck Cuckams?
How's the whole being a wage cuck thing going?
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>>53782245
post used tampon collection
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>>53782245
me at the back
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>>53782245
3, 1, 4, 5, 2, 6
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There's some proper drama going on in my college, it's fucking amazing.

Somebody has set up an instagram account and all the lads have been sending them nudes they've received from girls in the college. I have now seen at least 60% of the females at my college completely naked. Absolutely mad haha
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>>53782285
maybe he just wants to be comfy in bed
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>>53782269
Have you only seen her face?
How did you know not know she was tubby?
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>>53782251
that's what my pal said, they use the retarded ones or something
have a decent smell-proof bag though should be alright with that down my balls
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>>53782320

link us it
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Surely they won't actually ban Trump will they? What if he actually becomes President and wants to make a state visit?
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Fucking hell

I'm bouncing off the walls, still 6 more hours until I can do what I want to
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>>53782245
Bird in the middle is unreal
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>>53782373
What do you want to do la
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>>53782245
that blonde is fire emoji
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>>53782357
I think it's on private and the girls are college age (16 - 18) so it might be a bit illegal, but I'll try to find it
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>>53782320
link or didnt happen
>>53782359
he'll have to wait at the door aha
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>>53782356
They'll do it because they don't want the police on their back and it looks good to the community
But everyone knows the club is still gonna be full of pingers
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>>53782285
got up at 2am and played skyrim most of the day now im knackered
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>>53782338
we exchanged pics when we first started talking 2 years back and it was only her face and she was slimmer then anyway

but last night after years of readding her I finally broke down her little barrier and she flooded me with conversation and pics of herself and it finally all made sense

she'd be proper wife material if she were thin though for shame
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>>53782421
>Do you ever tell people you'll do things just to end the conversation and let them hear what they want to hear?
Yeah.
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>>53781343
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
?
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If all these people want to ban trump why don't they just take a day off each and stand at Heathrow and stop him themselves
typical lazy lefties
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saw the russian nana poster earlier
how come he never posts here any more
did you bully him away lads?
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new blacked episode tonight lads
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>>53782359
Don't think they will
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Best waifu coming through
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>>53782584
Say it to my face you cheeky cunt
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>>53781507

>Got drunk
>Got bullied into going clubbing
>Near kicking out time
>oh fug, there's a girl on her own
>sit next to her, cheeky arm around her
>she follows me home

Feels good lads.
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>>53782561
Not seen this girl in like a year. Used to see her all the time when I mained /tv/.
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>>53782540
kek
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>>53782560
>implying Trump wouldn't batter them
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>>53782359
M8 they banned Modi and when he became PM of India they all conveniently "forgot"
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manlets

when will they ever learn?
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Can't stop watching shemale porn
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>>53782561
Too bad she got Blacked™.
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>>53782723
It wasn't like Modi was anywhere near as high profile at the time as Trump is though, and India isn't as close an ally as the United States.
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>Tfw just found out my work cover fuel expenses for anywhere I go that isn't the office
>Tfw due for 50 quid for the last two weeks
>Tfw most of the time I have to drive about a mile past the office but I get my fuel to work paid for

based day
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>>53782566
I'd be annoyed if someone kept posting Babushkas desu
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>want to bitch about my problems but /b/ is retarded and everywhere but here is too slow
>already bitched plenty on here
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>>53782309
>3
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>>53782359
Will they hell, Cameron doesn't give a flying fuck
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Fuck you.

If I see any British person in America you're punched in the head. Faggots

Stay out of my country
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>>53782774

who is she? i have her on my pc for some reason
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>used to be a really shy friendless faggot all through high school
>got to sixth form
>befriended all the popular #lads
>invited to my first party ever
>sat next to the ring leader of the #lads
>"anon you are actually one of the boys now, you're a proper lad"
THE NORMIES HAVE FINALLY ACCEPTED ME
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Doing a Mandy
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>>53782914
He looks a bit like Elvis Presley.
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>>53782671
>Get drunk
>Go clubbing
>Mate keeps pushing me into girls and I keep awkwardly acting like I'm sorry and not interested
>Never sure if he's just messing or really trying to set me up
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>>53782866
so fuck off to /r9k/ then Yank

>going on /b/ past the age of 13

retard
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"I call myself a 'sexual Catholic' because I worship at the cathedral of the male form. So when you... when you're trying to tease out what is my 'type,' I don't think it's that limited. I mean is he cute? Okay, then I'm not kicking him out of bed, right! [laughs]...

But sure, if you want to pin me down to something more specific, and if I had my druthers on any given day, I do have a 'thing' for large, strong men. Men who look like lumberjacks; men who could have settled the west. A cute ass that fits in tight jeans is fine by me, don't get me wrong, but a hairy, muscular buttocks is preferred."
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>>53782320
That is mental

Must be pretty giddy to actually see somebody you know in real life naked, and then to see them in flesh and think "I know what you look like naked haha"
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>>53782917
bizzaro mark
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>>53782917
>high school
FOY
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>>53782914
>talking about your country's founding fathers like this
disgusting
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>>53782917
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GOT ON THE BUS WID ME DAYSAYVAHH
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>>53782914

t. Randy Hamburger Jr.
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>>53782914
Might order myself one of those caps for a laff
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>>53782439

Have you found it yet lad

At least screenshot the stuff
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>>53782866
>He's a frogposter
>He posts on /b/
>He seriously thinks anyone cares about his problems
>He's too dumb to make a blog
FOY
O
Y
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>>53782964
>implying I go on /b/
>implying my problems are "y no gf" bullshit
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don't ban donald
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>>53782914
t. my ancestors were actually british
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>see angry American
>realise it's probably a skinny white boy who gets bullied and is thinking about shooting up a school

Don't do it bro, you have so much to live for.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56471d882c69f&utm_source=nudevista&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista
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>>53782914
Why's that lad?
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>>53782949

I fucking hate people doing this

>tfw have to go to smokers area to meet girls in clubs because I can't dance
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>>53782988
My school called itself a high school.
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>>53782914
is that the podracing boy?
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Fuck you.

If I see any British person in America you're scalped in the head. Faggots

Stay out of my country
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>>53782540
>that pic

lmao

FREE BRENDAN!
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>>53783043
It's absolutely retarded. People are raving to ban Donald Trump, but Anjem Choudary is more than welcome. The left are mentally ill.
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>My school called itself a high school.
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Which one of you is this

https://www.reddit.com/user/selfhatingyank
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>>53783034
oh boo hoo

everyone's got fucking problems you wasteman, like I said - fuck off and bother someone else

fucking Yank
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>pretty much dying from drinking a cup of whiskey

http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/vital-viral-lesson

fucking yanks when will they learn to handle their alcohol
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>>53783014
hahaha was thinking of getting an Female Body Inspector shirt but I'm trying not to wear printed tshirts
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>>53783095
was it on a hill x--p
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>>53783022
I'm going out with my m8 now lad, I'll ask him what the page is called. I'll have to be tactical about it, don't want to look like a pervert. If I get the link I'll post it at exactly 00:00
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LADS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3404090/Abbey-Clancy-displays-stunning-figure-peachy-derriere-sexy-swimwear-beach-photoshoot-Dubai.html

W E W
E
W
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>>53782914
waheyyyyy lads check out this fatty batty boy!!!

who ate all the pies? who ate all the pies? you did cause you're a fat bastard waheyyyyyyy!
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>>53783095
your school should FOY
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>>53783186
Shit legs, too thin
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>>53780995
Fucking LAD in The Wire
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>>53783118
Anjem Choudary was is a British citizen. There's nowhere for us to deport him to.
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>>53783145
me
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>>53783088
>2016
>going to the club to meet girls

Alright grandad, this is the 21st century. Just lay down a super-like on Tinder, send her a few jokey messages, zoom round to her place in your self-driving Google™ car or your hoverboard, absolutely smash her to bits, then zoom back home and whap on your virtual reality headset and bang out a few wanks while your mindspace visualises some freaky alien sex shit.
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>>53783186
unironically haram
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>>53783186
Fucking hell normies are obsessed with Dubai.
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>>53783186
>browsing Daily Mail celeb pages for some generic blonde slut

Gas yourself.
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>>53783238
Revoke his citizenship and dump him Germany as a stateless refugee
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>Anjem Choudary was is a British citizen
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why has this country come to this
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WHEN I GET OLDER
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>>53783290
why don't you run and do it then big man?
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But seriously lads, it's 2016. Time to dismantle the white supermacist patriarchy.
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>>53783318
I'm not Theresa May
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>>53783290
*tips*
>>
>>53783290
Germany won't take him as a stateless refugee, you sponge.
>>
>>53783306
EXALIFTIN
>>
>ywn watch peep show for the first time again
>>
>>53783303
How much do you think it would cost to forcibly deport every muslim
>>
>>53783303
Millions of our money to teach worthless shitskins who shouldn't be here how to speak our language

Next thing we'll be potty training them so that they don't shit on the streets, fucking paki cunts
>>
>>53783268
Dubai is literally Las Vegas but where all the gambling and degenerate shit is illegal
What's the point of going
>>
>>53783358
They don't have a choice, he's a refugee. Can't just turn them away
>>
>"I was watching a bongo flick on the internet today where a bird shoved an empty champagne bottle up her arse.... BLUNT END FIRST!
I couldn't believe my eyes. Who can afford champagne these days?"

Why would a 29 year old post this on Facebook?
>>
>>53783186
She should do some squats to be fair. Still nice though.
>>
>>53783303
who /hopingforawar/ here?
>>
>>53783268
It's amazing how susceptible normies are to the most flagrant of advertising campaigns. There's a 40 minute segment in Fast and Furious 7 that is quite literally one long advert for Dubai by the Dubai tourism board.

Yet every day you see vapid cunts wanting to go to Dubai because they see their favourite "Instagram models" being flown out so that some sheik can dump his stinkiest curry shit on her chest for £5,000 while they lay about on his yacht.
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>>53783303
>£20 million to to teach pakis to speak English
if they're coming to this country to live here they should know English beforehand
>>
>>53781343
reminds me of that comic Big Man Big Plans, pretty good
>>
ONE DAY I WONT BE SHIT AT DRAWING

JUST YOU WATCH
>>
>>53783303
>Complain about Pakis not integrating
>Complain when the government tries to integrate them
>>
planning a wank
>>
>>53783346
>piercings
>tattoos
>scars on arms
>dyed hair
>ashy knees
bad taste lad tbf
>>
>>53783378
THEY'LL CALL ME FREEDOM
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Wish this was us xx :(
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>>53783303

>Work your arse off
>Pay tax
>They use it to teach some third-world peasants who shouldn't be here in the first place to speak the language of the country they chose to move to

I SIMPLY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>
>>53783396
I think vigilantes would do it for free
>>
>>53783303

its a good thing you spastic

Aims to make them better integrated and literally give them a voice against the extremists. They want to cut down on the amount of Muslim barbarism happening in their neighbourhoods
>>
>>53783457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMP-BrXhcR0
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>>53783303
>hurr muh Muslims

if you actually read the article you cretinous mollusc you'd realise it's an attempt to actually integrate some of these minorities which is desperately needed in the UK. Fact is they're here, better we at least teach them english so that they can assimilate into society like many Sikhs and nigerian immigrants do rather than what's happening now.
Don't just skim the title and read "£20m to thousands of Muslim women" MUH MUSLIMS

retard, again if you read the article you'd realise DC is actually doing a good job in telling these immigrants that their culture is misogynistic and leads to shit like FGM which we won't accept in the UK
>>
>>53782917
>used to have a few close friends in Secondary School
>got to sixth form
>befriended all the popular #lads
>they're actually all pretty nice people
>invited to my first party ever by the ringleader
>"eh, sorry I already have plans"
>get invited out once more
>never go out

Just didn't seem like my kind of thing
>>
>>53783441
I don't know about the lad you replied to but I'm complaining about them being here at all.
>>
>>53783441
I think everyone would rather they weren't here in the first place rasheed
>>
>>53783198

I'll beat the shit out of you little faggot sissy

come to my country I'll fuck your shit up cuck bitch

FUCK Britain. FUCK Britain
>>
>>53783410
Beaches and you get to use Emirates first class which is lush
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Wish you were here xx
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>>53783396
>>53783402
>>53783421
>>53783472
fucking cretins the lot of you

>hurr why won't pakis integrate
>HURR WHY IS MY MONEY BEING SPENT ON TEACHING PAKIS TO INTEGRATE
>>
>>53783303
this was just down the road from my house
>>
anyone know what song's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLLEcr4UeL0

it's shit but i cant get the intro out my head
>>
>>53783579
SO
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL
>>
>>53783499
>>53783482
Didn't say it was a bad thing, it's a shame that we have to do this at all though
>>
>>53783499
The point is we shouldn't have imported millions of people who are literally so dangerous and alien as a group we have to treat them like a threat that has to be neutralised.
>>
>>53783428
Yeah I've seen it all over the place lad. Emirates stadium, Emirates airlines, World Cup... loads of bollocks. Now middle class normie retards have a liking to those worthless smelly sand pakis.
>>
>>53783581
The money would be better spent on relocating them. Allowing ghettos to form is the biggest problem.
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Bed is so lonely without you lad(s) x ;(
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>>53783647
all me
>>
>>53783581
The existence of Pakis in the UK is the primary problem
>>
>>53783499
>FGM
Fuck off, propaganda swallowing retard

That's an obscure African practice

Nothing Muslim about it
>>
>>53783647
Rasheed
>>
Trying to sell some stuff to yanks on Reddit but because of the time difference there's only like 2 hours late in the evening to talk because of work commitments haha
>>
Oi
>>
>>53783638
Paki areas are nicer than chav areas

All the white scum flock there after the pakis have built it up
>>
Haha can't tell if this Chinese kid is starring at me or just asleep
>>
>>53783748
rasheed
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Nobody wants pakis to integrate

The last thing we want is some shitskin in a headscarf claiming that she's British and belongs here
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>>53783748
>>
>>53783748
this, rather leeds than scunthorpe
>>
>>53783638
so you think the government is going to spend money on forcibly relocating them? on what planet do you live paddy? that would be a PR nightmare

>>53783629
ah shit yeah good point, maybe we should spend the money on a time machine to go back and prevent it then, yeah? mug


>>53783681
ebin response mate, just top shelf

>>53783685
so? these people still come from that culture
>>
>>53780991
Nice
>>
>>53783775
Exactly, if they remain separate and antagonistic, there's a chance we can get rid of them one day.
>>
>>53783428
>>53783632
Wasn't Sex and the City 2 set in Dubai? Manic. Probably loads more examples.
>>
>>53783593
Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party remix)
>>
Dunno if I should have a wank or a poo
>>
>>53783775
turbo Rorke
>>
>>53783844
What planet do you live on rasheed? Take your country back before you're outbred
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>>53783748

>There are people who unironically believe this

Abdullah Iqbal Mohammed pls leave.
>>
>>53783800
See Rochdale

Didn't see a white face around my neighbourhood and now they're everywhere
Living in the houses and shopping in our shops

>>53783844
>pakis come from Africa
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>that would be a PR nightmare
>>
do I get free money to go on a course to learn a new language?
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>>53783428
It's possibly the tackiest place on earth.
>>
Might move to china when I graduate, what's it like for programmers?
>>
>>53783844
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Pajeet the Paki protector!
>>
>>53783918
oh pack it in you melt, im anti-uncontrolled immigration as the next bloke but fucking get a grip

>>53783924
>muslims don't come from Africa
>>
>>53783957
no
>>
>>53783303
>20m to >>>/duolingo/
>>
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Rasheed on his way to free English classes
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>>53783990
when did I ever protect them in that post you utter weapon
I think they have a vile little culture which is why if they want to come here we need to do everything in our power to get them to leave it at the border and instead embrace Britishness
>>
>>53784012
well this seems a bit unfair
>>
>>53783987
cheap living costs, but low wages
I can't imagine a code monkey gets paid much
>>
>>53783994
So you think they can integrate. How to you see the future of Western Europe?
>>
>>53783987
They probably have millions of code monkeys out there desu
>>
>>53783994
Muslims in Britain are mostly Paki, yank
>>
https://poal.me/vckq7c
Reminder that /brit/ is backing NEDERDRAAD

For Now
>>
>>53783303
100% serious should you be even be allowed to move here if you don't speak english?
>>
>>53784027
>1.83MB for a 4 second gif with a poverty-tier bitrate at 240x240

fucking fuck off
>>
>>53784109
already voted mammi tbqh
>>
>>53783994
Jihadi John speaks perfect English. He sure embraced British culture.
>>
>>53784091
don't know lad, my crystal ball's in the attic
if they can integrate in British society and we can control how many come in then what's the issue
>>
>>53784060
>>53784092
but i am a white male
>>
>>53783117
Justice for our boy will happen soon
>>
>>53784109
fuck off finns are bros
>>
Listening to some CHVRCHES to be quite honest familys.
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>>53780947
>>53781010
>>53781044
>>
>>53784191
dude bro tier xD
f off yankee
>>
>>53784148
speaking English is only a part of English culture, but you'd know all about that wouldn't you Taig?

>>53784100
and misogyny is a staple part of Islamic culture - what's your point?
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>>53784204
very good very nice i like it
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>>53784170
won't make much of a difference
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>>53784170
>i am a white male
>hull
>yorkshire
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WE BELONG TO YOU AND ME
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>>53784234
>Moving the goalposts
kek

Can't you just admit you were wrong?
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>>53784220
>Replying to an hour old post

kys my man
>>
Watched Sicario again earlier. It's not really that good. The soundtrack is intense and visually it's good but the script is lacking and the pace feels drawn out.

t. film expert
>>
>>53784247
>Those british isles
Disgusting
>>
>>53784269
but you dont understand
>>
>>53784170
So
>>
>>53784247
lol'd out loud at proofistan
>>
>>53784220
>replying to an hour old post

fuck off
>>
>>53784247
fuck off you stupid visegrad /gsg/ faggot
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>>53784309
Was playing Dragons Dogma
>>
>>53784163
There is no reason to think they will integrate, at the moment they are going in the opposite direction. They are out-breeding us and very few of them are secular. The only hope is separation. Tbh I don't even dislike them, they just won't integrate here in the same way I would not integrate into Pakistan if I went there with millions of other Brits.
>>
>>53784320

have that on backlog, can't muster the motivation to watch it, even whit that cast
>>
>>53784304
how have I moved the goalposts? FGM is inherent in islamic culture
>>
>>53784320
i did fall asleep a couple of times when I saw it in the cinema because i was tired as fuck
so I missed a few things in the middle of the film
benicio del toro was a boss but I can't remember much else about it apart from emily blunt pciking up some guy at the club
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>Was playing Dragons Dogma
>>
>>53784234
Why are you so angry at me? I want what's best for Britain as fellow white Europeans.
>>
>>53784403
t. HPM
>>
>>53784413
okay lad, we'll agree to disagree

>>53784450
it's fucking brilliant Tbh
>>
feeling pretty hopeless about the future

might do a suicide
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>>53784475
>Ireland
>White
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>>53784518
same lid
>>
Wanna get off my tits haha
>>
>>53784348
what are you trying to make me understand pham
>>
>>53784451
It literally isn't

It's only done by a few Africans both Muslim and Christian

Most Muslims aren't in Africa and as such don't practice it

Are you genuinely retarded?
>>
>>53784518
same lmao
>>
can we just move /gsg/ to be a small part of /brit/ lads.

/brit/ is the most influential, popular and fastest general

pretty much it's own board at this point.
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>>53784556
don't EVER reply to my posts with filthy gooks
>>
>>53784405

Is it actually any good? 90% of actual posts and opinions I've seen have been saying its shit and just a pure gear grind with nothing interesting in the world/bland quests
>>
>>53784518
iktf
>>
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>>53784540
No point in even posting London
>>
>>53784320
made me want to oper8

Are there any oper8ing grad schemes?
>>
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>anon what do you actually do on the weekends?
>>
>>53784622
it's not anything special/groundbreaking but i'm having fun with it
>>
>>53784540
>Trying to cause divisions between white people when Islam's knocking at everyone's door
Ahmed, stop it.
>>
>>53784625
fuck off, i've seen your posts and you're an arrogant failed normie and that's why no one likes you
>>
>>53784599
>/gsg/
They were literally too autistic for /v/. They don't belong anywhere near /brit/
>>
>>53784622
I enjoy it, I think of it as like Dungeons and Dragons. The lore is interesting imo, and the combat is pretty cool. Quests can be a bit bland but meh I'm having fun.
>>
>>53784599
/gsg/?
>>
>>53784592
i don't know lad i want some money and or slags thought moving to china may aid in that
>>
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>>53784613
don't dare to presume to tell me what I can and cannot do in my own nation's god given general you pathetic crustacean.

People tolerate your presence here, like a paki in a lift full of white people, but make no mistake you aren't wanted here.
>>
any strategy games where I can enact my fantasies of britain taking over the world lads
>>
>>53784626
What? wrong pic or?
>>
>>53784695
WORLDSTAR
>>
>>53784667
>>53784718

Fair enough lads. I'll probably give it a go just out of sheer boredom
>>
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>>53784605
So where's the anime with Canadian girls?

oh wait, nobody cares about Canada
>>
>>53784659
>Wank
No point beating around the bush.

>>53784622
The quests can be a bit bland but the combat is fucking great. Plus, you can pick up pigs and throw them to your party members and they'll throw them back, playing hot potato. Make sure you make your pawn taller though, because I keep having to pick up my lady knight pawn because she's so short that her lantern dips into rivers we walk through, so I have to carry her across to make sure we always have light.
>>
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>>53784738
>>
>>53784738
Rorke
>>
>>53784738
Prefer aussies to Gookposters desu
>>
>>53784718
>he didn't play it when it came out on console

pleb
>>
>>53784738
>People tolerate your presence here, like a paki in a lift full of white people, but make no mistake you aren't wanted here.

No that's you, fucking dog muncher
Nobody likes you yellow vermin, you just spam your ugly gooks and we simply skip over your posts and pretend you don't exist
>>
>>53784746
He's saying: >implying the UK is white and then posting Birmingham as an example and stating that posting London would just be overkill.
>>
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Is this in Trump's manifesto?
>>
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>>53784785
Reminder that the THICKest anime around is from Canada
>>
>>53784659
None of your business normie cunt
>>
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>"Anon how do you know so much about geography and flags? I've never even HEARD of 'Macedonia' haha"
what do?
>>
>>53784740

Total war games t bh

Great campaigns for exactly that

>>53784835

>2016
>owning the boxed jew
>>
>>53784868
Thank you
>>
>>53784835
>console
manchild
>>
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>>53784872
literally who?

karen is the CUTEst
>>
>>53784738
Rasheed
>>
>>53784724
the cost of living is low in china, but wages are low, even for westerners.
You will only be able to fug Chinese girls if you go to a tier 3 city like which is any city that doesn't have a Starbucks. The only reason you would move to a Tier 3 city is to teach English.
Tier 1 cities and Tier 2 cities are where the jobs are, but you have the problem of westerners being more common and then you will find it harder to shag Chinese girls
>>
>>53782787
That's the point
If the bent over for him they 100% will if Trump becomes President
And he likely will have far fewer reasons to forgive than Modi did considering the U.S. really doesn't need the UK for anything
>>
>>53784695
ouch
>>
>>53784817
I prefer aussies to every other posters 2bh

you ever wonder why there aren't that many aussies on at this time? it's not because we're asleep, it's because we're shitposting elsewhere because this thread is full of non-australians and the banter is completely dead

you want to see /brit/ at its best? come around here about about 6am your time
>>
>/britt/

You've broken thailad's button and triggered my autism as you've broken the constant stream of /brit/ threads
>>
>>53784740
pretty easy to do in hoi3
>>
>>53784889
Call her a vapid slut, swish your trench coat and scoot away.
>>
@53784811
@53784812
@53784817
@53784867

You are all nothing but wriggling prawns entangled in my net. Remember that everything you do is merely a function of my schemes and that you have no more autonomy than the disgusting worms in the mud that you so closely resemble.
>>
>>53784895
>>53784899
>released in 2012
>>
fuck austria
>>
>>53784889
i'm a brilliant genius
go out with me pls ur v pretty
>>
>>53784889
*brings flem from the back of my throat to the front of my mouth*
*spits it out*
maybe pick up a book every now and then you vile whore
>>
Got caught in the rave with a slut

Tell my girl it's not that deep
>>
WOAH
>>
>>53785010
Lmao I practically did this yesterday when I girl said she didn't know who Martin Luther was
>>
>>53784895
i only have rome
what are some other good ones
>>53784957
will check out
>>
>>53784950
When did you say you were going to off yourself mate?
>>
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I will make britain great again
>>
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>>53784921
>he wasn't on /a/ for Sento's Sentos threads
>>
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got bumraped by a paki again lads, j-just a small price to pay to l-live in london haha!
>>
>>53785012
Cut hands has the solution
>>
Davey Cameron literally drove past my window this morning as I slept.
>>
thinking of getting a fleshlight
>>
>>53785087
>Benin City
>>
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bullying some smelly canadian
>>
>>53784740
Hearts of Iron II keisereich mod or a "modern" Britain
>>
>>53785114
theyre quite good but not really worth it, not that much better than just beating off imo
>>
north african cuisine is fucking rank.
>>
>>53785205
bit racist
>>
>>53785204
>>53785204
>>53785204
>>53785204
>>
>>53785205
nice racism
>>
>>53785087
What's the appeal to this game? Like, what's the actual gameplay? What's the end goal?
>>
>>53785205
levantine is 100000x better (at literally everything)
>>
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Portuglal is rightful brazilian soil.
>>
>>53785114
>>>/jp/14625209
>>
>>53784595
>Circumcision is one of the Sunnahs of the fitrah, as is indicated by the words of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him): "The fitrah is five things – or five things are part of the fitrah – circumcision, shaving the pubes, plucking the armpit hairs, cutting the nails, and trimming the moustache."
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