>sandwiched between African cunt and street shitters
>now in Japan
Would be pretty great since we would finally have mountains, great scenery and 4 climates. Fuck earthquakes though.
Also we would no doubt be fucked by our new neighbors China and Indonesia
We like it comfy and not overpopulated. Problems officer?
>Both Korea's are still sharing borders
lol imagine if that happened
Brazil and US become world powers as they devastate and cannibalize the rapidly fallowing industrial niches as the rest of the world gets their shit together
We'd have to build two big fucking walls though.
Political relations instantly go out the fucking door
>linguistically homogeneous continent now massively diversified
>Pakistanis have to live in the middle of the outback, Dune IRL
>Street signs and other infrastructure are fucking useless in 90% of the world
>flags of Peru and Canada now look like they had a Romania / Moldova situation despite being unrelated. It'd be funny until eminent massive political upheaval remedied the situation.
>Most countries that had nukes now don't and a bunch of fucking savages and literally-who's do
>North/South Korea get fucked against all odds
what moved country gets its shit together first? Netherlands is my guess.
>Brazil now borders Angola and is only narrowly separated from Portugal; Union likely
>Spain and Venezuela have a similar situation via Spanish, with catalan-speaking Andorra nearby
>South Africa and Gibraltar union likely
>Equatorial Guinea, once the only officially Spanish-speaking state in Africa is now the only officially Spanish-speaking state in South America and one of only a few in the Americas
>Honduras and El Salvador benefit from extant Spanish language infrastructure - Cuba probably takes ex-Equatoguinean Slovenia for this reason
>Mozambique probably invades ex-Portugal/Kyrgyzstan, similarly
>France, which bordered Brazil via French Guiana now borders it itself. Australia now has to support an exclave (but they probably wouldn't)
>United Kingdom now landlocked
>Israel has to retake the holy land again
>Religious tensions mount everywhere
>Papua New Guinea and Guinea-Bissau now border each other
>Spain still borders a semi-portuguese speaking country
>Language creolization occurs everywhere; few countries that once spoke the same language would speak something mutually intelligible in a hundred years.
>Hong Kong and China still narrowly border
>Guernsey and Jersey are still quite close
>Costa Rica + Paraguay + Ecuador union
>Turkey probably tries to take back their territory and would succeed
>Las Maldivas son Argentinas