1.Which do you prefer? 2.Why?

Germany

It's not centralistic as fuck

>>53775846
both of them are just shit.

One is flooded by immigrants and should be nuked from orbit, the other is called...

>>53775846
Both shit, France sucks only slightly less due to actually being relevant for most of its history and not being idolized by American muh heritages

Germany
I'm German, French is an ugly language, most French I've met were assholes

>>53775846
French gaijin:Rude

German gaijin:Creepy

>>53775910
Only correct answer.

>>53775910
Shut up, J*p

Can't pick, both are insanely awesome countries with immensely rich histories, achievement lists with no end, and also so much good people.

>>53775846
France for food, German language sound too aggressive.
The only good thing to me about Germany is beer though Belgium one is better.

Both are shit flooded my migrants.

France.
Why even ask lol.

>>53775910
/thread

France
because theres no potential that germans make something cool or impressive anymore. their culture is dying. france, on the other hand, could possibly make it.

>>53775846
France
Why?
My gf work as a model for Coco Chanel so I spend a lot of time in France.

>>53776282
>Straya

ngrrrrngnghrr

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France

France. Their culture is richer and older. Obviously neither compares to Italy, but still.

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>>53776628

B-both

>>53775846
Germany

because bmw, benz, audi...

France is LOL

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Decisive French victory !

>Responding to the divide and conquer tactics from the J*p, you all lose.

We love all our white brethren and sympathise with their struggle against the traitors trying to ruin their nations. I like both

Deutschland, das Bier ist echt toll und die Landschaften sind einfach schön.

Plus, je n'aime pas le francais.

>>53776735
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FRENCHSHIT REEEEEE

>>53776245
unlike yourselves

Deutschland
>Many french people are pretentious as fuck
>no OKTOBERFEST
>Best income
>Germany military rapes france
>drinking age is lower
>age of consent is lower
>unemployment is low as fuck
>less centralist

>>53778125
>Germany military rapes france
Erm...no

Germany

>>53777351
No need for that jab.

>>53778125
Pretty sure Germany doesn't even have an army at the moment

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>>53778125
>>Germany military rapes france

>>53775846

neither

I vote UK

France. It has contributed just as much to science, mathematics, engineering, and philosophy as Germany in addition to being a cultural and culinary powerhouse.

>>53775846
the only good part of germany is bavaria

>>53778453
HISSSSSS

France tbf
>Catholic
>Military isn't in complete disrepair
>No Merkel
>Qts
>More nationalistic than the cucks in Germany

>>53778595
also this

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France, because they are our biggest ally.

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>>53775846
I like both.

>>53775910
This

Nuke both

>>53778772
Delet

>>53778650
>>53778721
Don't delet

>>53776245
f-friend?

>>53775846
France
Because I prefer French food, language, culture and pretty much everything. Landscape and climate too
People who say both are shit seriously are just sad little beings

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France.

I lived in Germany for a few months and I could not stand the German people. Also, all the German cities are ugly.

Alsace is especially based

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>>53778809
french are bros tbf, fuck the krauts race war now

>>53778125
>German military rapes france
I like the other points, but this one is just a joke lmao

>>53778906
>the burgers on the bridge
i wish the memes weren't real

>>53778906
>Elsaß beautiful
>all german cities look like shit

Nigga, are you a special needs person? The Elsaß architecture looks similar to the one in south germany.

I also personally like germany more, eventhough we're going to become a shithole.

Well, France is my country so...France :^)

But Germany is paradise, it's one of my favorite countries, culture is cool, people is very cool, country is modern, not a 3rd world shithole etc...

>>53775846
France

>>53776560
Post pics

>>53779123
faggot

>>53778776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmsdHnQ7RD8

>>53779228
border controls

>>53779228
That's not very tolerant

Gotta say I hate France.

France is just annoyingly tsundere for real countries and its whole history is about picking fights with the weak. At least Germany goes out and makes itself relevant, even if it's in a really autistic and shitty way.

>>53779311
stockholm

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FRANCE
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>>53779375
köln

>>53776245
Love you, thanks.

the Frankish realm should be reerected desu.

>>53779369
>UK
>Prussia
>Spain
>Russia

>Weak

>>53779426
delete this

>>53778906
Are you baiting? The Elsaß is attracting FRENCH tourists by being sort of german.

>>53778906
american right here boys

>>53779064
>>53779532
this

>>53779525
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>>53779369
Germany invaded
Poland
Denmark
Belgium
Norway
Luxembourg
The Netherlands

and now their army uses brooms in training
so strong

>>53779369
Well, since, sometimes, we had to fight the whole European continent, Europeans in India, Americas...

>>53779696
it's okay. at least we are doing something about this instead of embracing it

>>53775910
This

>>53779790
Right

>>53778162
you're right, it's not rape if you give in to it

>>53775976
They are both flooded by migrants. Almost 10% of France is muslim.

France. Nicer people. Hotter women. Better food. Better alcohol. More laid back. Beautiful cities. Richer culture. Better history.

>>53778906
That's like saying I hate Canadian cities but I love American one

>>53778125
>Germany military rapes france

>>53779532

Still looks way better than the vast majority of your cities.
I guess we're better at being Germans than Germans themselves :))

>>53775976
>the otheris called

None of those countries, if were using this metric

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>>53775846
Both are beta fagot, and will be an Islamic colonies. Only Britain has future and our Island bros.

>Island nation>>>>>>Continent

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Japan>Germany>France.

Both were created by Frankish (Dutch) kings. Both did okay I guess, hmm French gets the cuisine and military victory and Germany gets the scientific and literature victory. Both get culture and history victories. :)

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Both

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>>53780002
>
>
>>>>>>>

>>53780034
>germany
>lit victory

>>53779923
hotter women is a myth desu. sure 1% of french women are really really hot, maybe the best in the world, but overall german girls are better

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>>53780002
> Only Britain has future

>>53779981
Or stealing shit, like the poles, you did not earn yourself.

I live in the Saarland, a shit ton of french work and shop here becuase they have worse conditions on their side.

Part of my family also lives there and I dont really dislike frnech-men but it is a fact they would liveb etter if they were part of germany.

>>53780088
this
French women are a meme.

>>53780034
Thank you, dutchbro.

>>53780084
Like the english you don't normally leran other peoplesl anguages mon ami.

Thats the root of arrogance.

France.

>>53780088
>>53780156
I've been to both countries. Your women have manjaws because no romano influence

>>53780048
It's a wonder Brittany didn't get culturally enriched by the Franks at that time

>>53780034
>literature victory
Goethe and ?

>>53780191
nothing beats a cute female german nose, you lose

>>53780156
Salty

France
>beautiful women
>excellent cousine
>majestic language
>had Napolen Bonaparte, the greatest individual in history
>gave freedom to all of the world and led us to bright, enlightened future

Germany
>ugly women
>awful cousine
>language sounds like constant stream of execution orders
>had Adolf "Hitler", worst being in history
>its greatest achievements is destroying Europe 3 times

Is there even a contest?

>>53780271
t. Jean-Pierre Kowalski

>>53780125
>Or stealing shit
Still mad about Alsace, boy? :^)

I live in Strasbourg. There are also tons of Germans working on our side just like every european border cities. No need to be so frustrated.

>>53780002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64kiLkOw1A

>>53780321
Except Switzerland because they definitely earn too much

I don't hate Germans but Germany itself is a fucking shit ass country.

In exactly 100 years, they destroyed Europe 3 times : WWI, WWII, islamic invasion.

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>>53778906
Isn't Alsace basically German tho?

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>>53780063
>>53780108
At least Britain resists Islamic invasion, but France and Germany show us ”Welcome Refugees(heart)" and "Don't be Racist"

YOUR HYPOCRISY BEING CANCER OF JAPAN

>>53780356
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64kiLkOw1A
^God save the queen

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>>53780427
> Germans destroyed Europe by losing wars
I think the other ones were the destoyers.

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>>53780442
>At least Britain resists Islamic invasion

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>>53780439
no

>>53780485
>Germans destroyed Europe by losing wars

by losing wars you started.

>>53779468
This desu senpai

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>>53780442
>At least Britain resists Islamic invasion

>>53780442
>At least Britain resists Islamic invasion

Wew lad

>>53775846
But france is nice. And germany is too. In fact we should work together for a better central europe. With strong economy and rish histroy and culture. England can't help us as they are too distracted being offended island inbreds.

>>53780439
Frenchiest region around here I-I swear

>>53780442
>At least Britain resists Islamic invasion
Toppled the tip

>>53780442
They 2000 girls raped by muslims

>>53780552
>>53780634
>>53780647
tbf we aren't letting in millions of "refugees" in our country like you are. Last time I checked they're all still in Calais.

>>53779468
>the Frankish realm should be reerected desu.
Only with a great man at the helm though.

The EU should have stuck with western Europe only, like it was intended.

>>53780442
>Proxy-sama bringing the bantz

>>53780721

Neither do we, retard.
There are 3-4000 people in Calais and have some patience, friend, they're coming for you

>>53780721
Yeah but that doesn't mean resisting the Islamic invasion. With a population full of sjw, the ones already in breeding like hell, the lack of laws like forbidding the burqa in public places etc...

>>53775846
France is like an underachieving older brother to England. So France.

>>53780439
100% french, to be totally honest with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qorj2t7_zE4

It doesn't matter anymore since the EU exist.

>>53775846
1 France
2 Food

Germans are a bunch of butthurt faggots hell bent on destroying on Europe. French people are smug but Germans just are just assholes.

>>53781443
do you know any germans?

>>53781443
rude!

>>53781590
>>53781583
I went to private school and like a 1/3rd of my grade was german exchange students. Maybe it's just rich germans but they were incredibly rude, arrogant and boisterous. I also distinctly remember a couple of them looking at maps of nazi germany and saying "wow we really controlled a lot of territory back them". They put the ugly American stereotype to shame.

>>53781736
>basing your opinion of germans on schoolkids
nice bait

>>53781836
If you can drink at the age of 16 you're old enough to know not to be an asshole. Although maybe that young drinking age makes all of you emotionally retarded.

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Both have their flaws and pros.

I like it here but I wish our govt/administration was as efficient and less centralized.
Their education system up to high school is way better as well.

>>53781443
lold
good banter m8

I like both
the problem with germany is that we are a nation of fucking autists. We really proved that by now.
On the other hand that is part of our charme.

>>53781916
lol

>>53775846
Germany, despite all their recent kekoldry

>>53780427
I know this is bait, still:
>WWI:
din du nuffin.
>islamic invasion
Pretty sure that France and the UK were muslcucked beyond redemption even before the year 2015.

>>53782168
Centralization is good.

Decentralization leads to wild imbalances. Trust me

>>53778125
>age of consent is lower
fuck off pedofag

>>53785776
>He doesn't live in a federation with very clear divisions of power between the federal and provincial/state government

>>53780427
ww1 was not their doing
in ww2 they were on the good side
islamic invasion... yeah I guess. We're not doing so good against them either.

Both are shit. Not as shit as Spain but still. France has cute girls though.

>>53776151
let me smell your hair while I breath on your neck senpai <3

>>53776246
>German language sound too aggressive.
t. faggot

>>53785887
>Not living the glorious federation life
Fucking centralized plebs.

>>53775846
FRANCE