>banned in ausfailia JUST

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>banned in USA

JUST

It triggers them because it looks too much like a jelly fish.

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>>53766526
>americans cannot view an image of chocolate eggs under federal law

literally laughing my behind off family

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>>53766526

>be Angelina, full time momma
>crackers invented chocolate egg with wack prize in em
>give egg to your son tyrone
>tyrone chokes to death

>>53766586
Yeah we can actually, I've seen those in plenty of stores, never understood this meme

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>>53766586
>ausfailians cannot view images of yoyo waterballs because of their internet speed and government regulations

>>53766641
>implying it wasn't britbong children who choked to death on them

>In 2000, the parents of three children in the United Kingdom, who died after choking on toys inside edible eggs, campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union.[4] Two children worldwide have died from choking on parts of the Kinder toy surprises a few days after they had eaten the chocolate egg; a third was attributed to another manufacturer’s product.[5]

>bong chilluns

>>53766641
it was brit kids who choked on them
you wanted to get them banned first cuz dey dindu nuffins

>>53766682
kek bongs are dumb as fuck

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PUT THE EGG ON THE MOTHER FUCKING FLOOR

PUT THE FUCKING EGG DOWN

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HAZARDOUS

DANGEROUS

LIFE RISK

ILLEGAL

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>>53766790
>tfw can open carry a yoyo waterball and not wear a helmet all while riding a hoverboard lighting up a cig with my toy-like novelty lighter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia

JUST BAN MY SHIT UP SENPAI

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-06/hoverboard-safety-blitz-as-victoria-floats-possible-ban/7069944

JUST

serious question though: do strayans ever get tired of the massive nanny state and constantly being treated like a child by your government?

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-23/knife-ban-comes-into-effect/4480552

>need to be 16 to buy plastic knives

WAKE ME UP

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>>53766917
>>53766957
>>53767028

>>53766917
i thought they finally got an 18+ rating like 2 years ago?

>>53766475
what is this? some kind of new burger sextoy for fatasses?

>>53767087
No it's more like you damage controlling, my shitalian friend.

You can only point to kinder eggs being banned. I can point to a fucktton of more shit being banned in Cuckfailia.

At least with kinder eggs you can say somebody has died to them (bong children), literally nobody has died to a fucking yoyo waterball.

Stay poor and unemployed Gianni. Take the auscuck dick out of your mouth.

>>53767218
Some games are still refused classification lel

>>53767218
>>53767292


http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-30/australia-bans-220-video-games-in-four-months/6582100

>220
>TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY

CANNOT FABRICATE THIS

>>53767267
>Being this triggered by an egg.

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>>53766475
>290 incidents of a yo-yo water ball cord wrapped around a child’s neck or head were reported in the USA from Dec 2002 to Oct 2006
>16 of these incidents resulted in a child losing consciousness

lol... fuck that

>>53767292
>>53767332
that's fucked. i assume Aussies have a way to get around it tho? i know it'd be easy with PC games but what about consoles?

>>53767372
My family had a set of lawn darts when I was growing up. My family is fucking hard.

>>53767423
have had a set since i was a kid, never did use them

>>53767417
most aussies dont play video games so nobody really gives a shit

>>53767417
Most of them are mobile apps and shit, if you really want to play Niggalover USA#16 you just import it or download it

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>vase de noces is banned in australia
UNFATHOMABLE

>>53766682
> not one, not two, but THREE of your children died from eating a kinder egg
Parents of the year everyone

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>>53767507
btw in case you were wondering
>tfw i am FREE to watch pig sex movies whenever i please
>australians will NEVER EVER watch pigs get fucked on the big screen
SCANDALOUS

You're all really, really fucking gay.

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>>53767267

>>53766475
>cheap novelty item that were popular more than 10 years ago
>>53766526
>all time classic

I think we know who the real losers are here

>>53766475
>25year
>Car
>Import
>Ban

Least I can import fairly much any car here and not have it crushed by the authorities

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>ameriball makes a thread
>gets immediately rekt

>>53767627
Yeah, nah Ahmed.

Yoyo waterballs are way more fun than chocolate.

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>mfw America lost a war to Vietnam
>mfw America lost a war to Afghanistan
>mfw America lost a war to terrorists
>mfw America lost a war to drugs
>mfw America lost a war to eggs
>mfw America will soon lose a war to street lamps
At least the emus put up a fight.

>>53767672
>y-yeah but you ban kinder eggs
>list a ton of other stuff his country bans

Rekt indeed m8

>Americans have to go digging through documents and news articles to laugh at other countries
>Other countries literally just have to sit around and wait until the next mass shooting to laugh at Americans

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>>53767789
I like the nignog protests myself, they're fucking hilarious

>>53767856
Honestly anytime something bad happens I just laugh and think to myself, "Good, fuck you, I'm glad your country is in turmoil." They deserve it.

>>53766572

You must get triggered by mirrors because it reminds you that you look Korean.

>>53767417
If it wasn't for 4chan, I literally wouldn't even know about this. The only 'big' games that I even knew got banned were Hotline Miami 2 and Postal. Hotline Miami is still banned (although I bought it on Steam) and I think Postal might have been unbanned.

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>American makes banter thread
>gets destroyed by italian
>goes full damage control

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http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-11/senate-nanny-state-inquiry-begins/6766740

>such a nanny state a national inquiry was held over it in his national senate

Truly glad I live in a free country

>be american
>dicitionaries removed from classrooms because they explain oral sex

Why are americans scared of sex? You might like it if you try it.

>>53767417
I think people get around PC game bans by using things like VPNs or buying digital copies from foreign sources. As for console games you just buy those overseas and away you go. From what I can tell it's either a case of you can buy games that are refused classification, just not within Australia or simply that law enforcement entities simply don't give enough of a fuck about it. They have actual crime to deal with and some hermit playing LFD2 or Manhunt in his bedroom is of very little concern to them.

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>>53767789
>Americans are so fat that shooting one American child is considered a "mass" shooting

>>53768038
Proofs?

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>>53768066

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This thread will be taken down by the FCC now.

Sorry lads

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Hey OP, I'm flattered that you take such an interest in our country.

>>53768038
Because you can't repeatedly penetrate an entire schools worth of kids with your penor, but you can with an automatic rifle!

Apparently this toy has killed people.
http://dangersofwateryoyos.weebly.com/water-yo-yo-scare-stories.html

>>53768031
>helmet required to ride a bicycle

lol

holy fuck is there anywhere in australia where the government doesn't treat you like a tard incapable of making his own decisions? soon they'll require homes to have bubble wrapped walls

I'll take living in a more dangerous country with far more freedom any day

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>>53768066
because americans are fat!

>>53768102
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246266/Dictionary-banned-classrooms-defining-explicit-sex-terms.html

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>>53768102
Go have sex and you'll see for yourself.

>>53768183

>european tyrone defending western tyrone

>>53767417
The thing is, they're only banned for sale. If you want to buy it overseas, you can.

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>>53768126
>There is literally at least one American on /int/ right now that is obsessed with a country he hates.
Honestly not that surprised.

>>53768186
>one school district in cali bans it
>therefore it applies to the whole country


http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/01/26/california-school-district-bans-dictionary-over-oral-sex-definition.html

Top kek. grasping at straws m8

>>53768066
TOPKEK

>>53768066
You sure about that m8?

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-29/australian-obesity-rates-climbing-fastest-in-the-world/5485724

>Australia's obesity levels are now on par with the United States, but slightly less than New Zealand.

>he's fat and lives in an authortarian cuckhole

just end me

>>53768186
>be parent
>don't know what oral sex means, but think you might like it
>look it up in little Timmy's dictionary
>get angry because you could look it up in little Timmy's dictionary
That parent is retarded.

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>>53768309
Yeah but until we have a "mass" shooting in the wake of said epidemic your words have no WEIGHT.

>>53766682
Did they miss the safety warning to give it only to offset least 3yr olds?

>>53766861
Kek

>>53768331
But you had a mass shooting last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29137726

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>>53768186
Mate, you aren't even starting to scratch the levels of fucking crazy...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_Museum
>Exhibits showing the co-existence of humans and dinosaurs

>>53768031
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/09/17/3568232/the-united-states-had-even-more-prisoners-in-2013/
http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/18-examples-of-the-nanny-state-gone-wild
https://www.mrconservative.com/2012/02/2392-american-control-freaks/

Pretty free country you have there, senpai.

>>53768369
Founded by an Ausfailian m8

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>>53767554

>>53768309

>a study says this
>no study to be found anywhere in the article

Real good m8

>>53768380
Yeah man we are such a nanny state an inquiry was held over it in congress.

Oh wait.

>>53768386

>your citizens get tricked by a person from the country you're calling retarded

just fuck your shit up

>>53768359
>A mass shooting
>in a rural area
>where many people have guns

>>53768359
Yes because when a family is attacked in the US that's what everybody refers to as a mass shooting.

>>53768386
Funny how he didn't build it here though.

>>53768439
>250,000 americans a year will pay to fall for this shit!
Priceless

>America is the fattest countries
>a string of mass shoots happen
>thousands dead
>those thousands are the one who ran the slowest, the fatties
>this starts to even out the ratio

You guys just cheated to look less fat

>60% white

>>53768406
here m8
http://m.sm h.com.au/lifestyle/life/obesity-rates-soar-in-australia-a-global-survey-reveals-20140528-394s4.html

>>53768495
>An American walks into a bar
>Five dead, fifteen critically wounded

>>53767739
Jamal/Jose you're embarrassing yourself

>>53768512

>US rank 16
>Australia rank 25

???????????????

>all the PooSA can do is post news articles
UNITED TRANSFATS OF AMCDONALDS ON MASS SHOOTING WATCH

>>53768512
>Australia: 25th
>US: 16th
>"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE AS FAT AS US!!"

>>53767902
Geez guys, this is not nice.

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>>53768440
So much for the gun laws m8

>>53768442
Actually, yes. You guys use the "mass shooting tracker" which defines mass shootings as four or more shot (not dead) most of which are gang and drug related shootings happening in inner-city ghettoes. Not a random gunman shooting random innocent people in public.

That would definitely be called a mass shooting in America.

But disregarding that you've had two mass murders with arson, two mass killings with knives, a couple of mass shootings since the gun ban.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Australia

>>53768439
>>53768471
Because we have freedom of speech, retard. Unlike your 1984 shithole people can express opinons and thoughts even if they are scientifically invalid.

>>53768589
>>53768594
I said fastest growing, dumbfuck.

>>53768656

>I'll have you know we are allowed to be retarded and nothing can stop us!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/07/justice/florida-cyberbullying-arrest/

We can say anything!

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>>53768591
Your country is on eternal suicide watch though because everything that can cause death or harm is either banned, heavily taxed, or heavily restricted in your nanny state.

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>>53768656
>Americans think freedom of speech prevents freedom of consequence

>>53768683

I don't see "fastest growing" in this post >>53768309

>>53768683

No you didn't. >>53768309

>literally all they can say is nanny state

Like those videos of black people chimping out and repeating the same line for 40 seconds.

You can tell the tyrones are mad as fuck in this thread

>>53768710
>threatening people online

You're stupid as fuck. Threats are not covered by the 1A. They are not covered anywhere in the world.

What we don't have are your retarded hate speech laws.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/19/new-south-wales-hate-speech-laws-to-clamp-down-on-violent-extremists

>>53768730
Your country doesn't need to worry about suicide when the chances of dying from shootings and obesity are so high

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>>53767902

kek look at this edge

>>53768730
>Americans are LITERALLY encouraging ISIS recruiting online
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53768807

>sandnigger calls for a jihad
>can't dump him in jail
>new laws let us do that

>literally recruit people to ISIS in america
>hey buddy it's free speech I can do whatever

lmao we're not the ones letting ahmed cuck us

>Amerifats voted for a black President
>TWICE

>>53768733
I never said it did retard. But the reason why it was set up in America is because our free speech is far superior to yours.

Me saying the world was created in 6000 years poses no physical harm or threatens people. It should be allowed.

I know this is a hard as fuck concept for you to understand.

>>53768745
>>53768754
That's a quote from your news article. The headline was that obesity rates are the fastest growing in the world in Australia.

So either that news story is refrencing a different study or is a lie shows the integrity of your media. Not my fault, Zhang.

>>53768783
lmao as opposed to hurr be fat get shot? :^)

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>>53768620
We still love USA, but she just needs a black eye when she gets lippy every now and then

>>53768807
>THREATS DON'T COUNT!!
>har harr retarded hate speech!!

>‘violent extremists’
>“jihad against the Jews”
>ban violent hate speech.

Despite what you may believe, people don't get sent to jail here for calling other people names. Those that do get stung by the long arm of the law are usually doing some harrassment, borderline stalkery stuff.

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>>53768912

barack HUSSEIn obama is not my president okay

>>53768930

>say the world was created 6000 years ago
>suddenly you don't have any tax to pay

cucked by imaginary friends

>>53768936

based Colorado

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>>53768930
>I said fastest growing, dumbfuck.
>I said
>I

>That's a quote from your news article.
>your news article
>your

>>53768814
Nah, we just recgonize that the liberties we enjoy come with risks and costs. Just because people die to obesity or get shot doesn't mean guns or fatty foods shoupd be banned.

That's what truly makes us different than your overregulated cuckhole where everything dangerous is heavily restricted. Keep banning more shit for muh safety cuck.

>>53767417
Like 90%+ of them are porno games, pedo porno games, waifu simulators, or some shitty combo of them. If you want that shit, go to Japan.

>>53768989

>American education system
I am you, you are me, we all need equality

>>53768993

Neither fatty foods nor gun are banned tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
>Americans literally don't know how many sides a triangle has
>Americans, living in the United States, can't name a country beginning with U
>Americans literally support bombing a country they haven't even heard of
>Americans literally think Australia is France/Iran/North Korea
>Americans literally don't know where Kentucky Fried Chicken comes from
>Americans literally think Star Wars is based on a true story
>THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS THINK

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>>53768936
I'd blame cultural marxism.

>>53768853
>>53768910
Uhh, no. ISIS recruiting is banned here too.

What you retards are going to ban as well is shit like saying "muslims are scum and I hope they die" or that "jews deserved to be gassed".

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>>53769056
>This really isn't private but I plan on learning belly dancing.

>>53768912
To be fair, Mitt Romney was a shitty alternative

>>53769076

Why is ISIS recruiting banned?

I thought you had free speech for everything?

>>53768968
Religious organizations are exempt from taxes. Not unique to America, retard.

>>53768989
Yes, an AUSTRALIAN news source.

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-29/australian-obesity-rates-climbing-fastest-in-the-world/5485724

Learn what context is, retard.

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>>53769056
I'm calling cultural Darwinism myself.
The fattie will inherit the earth

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>>53769076
>What you retards are going to ban as well is shit like saying "muslims are scum and I hope they die" or that "jews deserved to be gassed".
t. legal eagle

>>53769040
You're right. They are heavily taxed and heavily restricted to the point where you might as well ban them.

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>>53769076
That's not nice.

>>53769103
But he was qt

>>53769110
really?

>>53769155

>>53769118

Americans, kings of moving goal posts

>>53769110
>>53768952
But you do.

http://www.domini.org/openbook/australia200309012.htm

You can literally go to court in Ausfailia for slandering Islam.

Lmao

>>53769230
>you can literally go to juvie in America for bringing a clock to school
>Americans proceed to defend Islam
TOP KEK

>>53769206
Your fault for not knowing context m8.

Also your gun ban is basically

>w-well I can own a .22lr rifle after going through 12 rectal examinations so guns aren't banned

might as well be with your laws lel. You ban most types of guns.

>>53769267
>brings up unrelated shit having nothing to do with free speech

kek

>>53769267
Well, let's be honest here. Shitty-ass progressives can be found everywhere.

>>53769230

You can take people to court for all kinds of bullshit, doesn't mean you're automatically convicted armchair lawyer.

>>53769269

>be psychological fucked
>try to get gun
>no you can't

>be american
>be psychologically fucked
>go to get gun
>how many do you want?
>shoot up your school

We're missing out.

>>53769230
>doing some harrassment, borderline stalkery stuff.
Danny Nalliah fits that description pretty well, he does all kinds of absurd shit to curry media attention.

>be American
>have aids
>have obesity
>have uni debt
>literally have to worry about hospital bills
>live in ghetto
>good chance nigger or spic
>earn $2 an hour plus tip
>country is 60% "white"
Boy at least I got muh guns and freedom, God bless, praise Israel

>>53769400

>be australian
>no guns
>almost as fat as america
>NANNY STATE

watch out, these big zingers will be coming your way m8

>>53769400
>praise Israel
You fucking ANTI-SEMITE. It's not enough to PRAISE Israel, YOU MUST GENTLY CARESS ISRAEL'S ANUS WITH YOUR TONGUE.

>>53769310
Except in America such speech is protected under the 1A. That's the key difference.

>>53769347
>his country bans most types of guns
>heavy restrictions on the rest
>police can come to inspect how guns are being stored

Lmao.

M8 I already addressed this. You are right that with greater liberties there is more potential to abuse them. Every freedom we enjoy in life comes with a cost to society.

I'll take living in a more dangerous country that objectively has far greater negative rights than a country where I'm safer yet everything posing the slightest bit of danger is regulated to shit by the law or banned.

>>53769473
>Except in America such speech is protected under the 1A. That's the key difference.
No it's not, because you can still take people to court.

So the outcome would've been almost identical.

This thread is shit, it's just 'look at this article' , 'no, you look at this article'. There's absolutely no bantz anywhere and a severe lack of Sweden/India shaming.

>>53769473

So what else is restricted except guns?

>>53769473
And Australia doesn't just do it to guns.

You tax alcohol to shit because some people can't hold their drink and act like drunken retards.

Your tax tobacco to shit because smoking kills as well as having retarded plain packaging laws despite people already knowing the dangers of smoking.

You're going to ban hoverboards because a couple of kids got injured.

Your nanny state mentality is a slippery slope. It will never end.

Yeah we ban kinder eggs, but we are much less on the nanny scale than you.

>>53769527
Ahmed fuck off

>>53769527

>try to bant an american
>they chimp out and repeat the same lines for 2 hours

desu it's exhausting

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>>53769527
>India shaming
Fuck off, Paki.

Why don't you go arrest the people in >pic related for hating speech.

>>53769498
Wrong. You'd be laughed at and the judge would throw it out.

>>53769547
You have very high sin taxes see >>53769565

>>53769565

We tax alcohol and tobacco because they lead to illness which costs tax payer money to deal with because we have healthcare you retard.

>>53769615
Explain countries like Germany and the and the Netherlands which have universal healthcare and cheap as fuck alcohol.

>>53769610
>Wrong. You'd be laughed at and the judge would throw it out.
But they won the court case.

So, doesn't sound too different, does it?

>>53769669
In America the defendant wouldn't even go to trial. Such speech is automatically protected under the 1a.

>>53769658
Uhh... Tax revenue comes from many different sources? Not a real hard concept to understand, really...

>>53769704
That's not how reality works, lawyer-man.

>>53766475
This shit looks scary. Should be banned everywhere.

>>53769707
So Australia can't do the same without having to tax the shit out of drinks?

Anyways you provide a great argument against universal healthcare. This is why your have mandatory bike helmet laws as well.

Everything posing the slightest bit of danger to health will be taxed to shit or heavily regulated. I'm fine with people paying for their own costs, and enjoy more freedom as a result.

Meanwhile in Brazil, kids can handle a chain saw if they are able to fill the registration, and pay a small tax.
>feels good

>>53769756
Except it does. Hence why trials over speech in America are extremely rare.

>>53769819

>I don't even want universal health care

No point even listening to your, you've been indoctrinated to the maximum.

>>53769438
>be American
>be 3rd world tier country
Seriously this is like talking to a child

>>53769819
>HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY?!!
Different countries approach things differently, this is not due to necessity, but choice.

Stop saying "taxed to shit," too. It applies to alcohol and cigarettes, but that's basically it. There's no 50% prostitute tax or anything.

>>53769858

>get accused of rape
>banned from uni
>lose friends
>lose job
>girl admits to lying
>can't punish her at all because free speech

lmao

>>53769874
>indoctrinated
>pass universal healthcare
>suddenly have dumb shit like mandatory helmets on bicycles and very high alcohol taxes

nah im good. I'll stick with paying for insurance

>>53769858
Except it does:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snyder_v._Phelps

>>53769944

>still harping on about helmets

Do you wish you could have no airbags in your car too?

>>53769932
Unis are private retard. They can kick you out at their own discretion.

Nothing to do with free speech.

>>53769987
Except the ones that aren't, of course:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_state_universities_in_the_United_States

>>53769962
>extremely rare
>court affirms hate speech is protected under law

I'll wait until we have trials about offending Muslims m8.

Try burning a koran in public while wishing deaths upon all muslims and not b hit with hate speech in kekstralia

>>53769987

wew way to miss the entire point

let's simplify it a little for you, gotta remember you don't get educated too well, must lose a lot of time learning religion and creationism.

get accused of rape
>lose friends
>lose job
>girl admits to lying
>can't punish her at all because free speech
lmao

>>53770064
Wrong as fuck. You can be punished for libel and slander. Nice try retard.

>>53766957
To be honest we are to busy working and getting fucked up to care about nanny state.

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>>53770057
>Australian defendant wins court case
>American defendant wins court case
>similar process
>same outcome

[meanwhile on /int/]

>"HOLY SHIT UR SUCK A NANNY STATE FIRST AMENDMENT FIRST AMENDMENT MUH FREEDUM SUCK IT!!!"

>>53770107

Meanwhile mattress girl

>>53769978
Air bags are only mandated for vehicles that will be operatrd on public roads.

Nonethless I wouldn't notice the difference if my car had one or not unless I crash. Mranwhile having to strap on a helmet everytime I ride is noticable and impedes enjoyment.

>>53770263

>impedes enjoyment

Worried it'll mess up your hair elton?

>>53770169
But you still have the same hate speech laws that led to the guy going to court over it. They were not overturned.

So if you happen to offend the wrong muslims in your cuck country you can end up going to trial.

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>>53769849
Yes, it does.

>>53770301
For example here: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/media/andrew-bolt-x-racial-vilification-court-case/story-e6frg996-1226148919092

Your "free speech" rights are worse than the US.

>>53770301
I don't have the same laws, it's a state law.

I'd have a hard time offending Muslims as much as that guy does; as I said originally, it's only applicable in extreme cases.

>>53770357


>In September 2010, nine individuals commenced legal proceedings in the Federal Court against Bolt and the Herald Sun over two posts on Bolt's blog. The nine sued over posts titled "It's so hip to be black", "White is the New Black" and "White Fellas in the Black". The articles suggested it was fashionable for "fair-skinned people" of diverse ancestry to choose Aboriginal racial identity for the purposes of political and career clout.[20] The applicants claimed the posts breached the Racial Discrimination Act. They sought an apology, legal costs, and a gag on republishing the articles and blogs, and "other relief as the court deems fit". They did not seek damages.[21] On 28 September 2011, Bolt was found to have contravened section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act.[22][23]

AYYYY

>australia
>freedom of speech

pick none

>>53770415
He could've gotten done for libel for the same shit in America.

>>53770470
>implying that's libel in America

give it up m8 your free speech (or lack thereof) suck

>>53770534
If some national public figure targeted half a dozen people who looked white and said they only identified as 'black' for monetary gain, do you seriously SERIOUSLY believe that wouldn't land in court?

>pro-tip: minority + monetary = lawyers + you + missionary

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>america

>>53770706
It'd be thrown out by the judge and nothing would happen. Guaranteed.

Stop defending your shitty speech laws

>>53770745
You have entire organisations dedicated to it though, like the ADL and Southern Poverty Law Centre. If you looked into their court history, you could probably find one or two reasonable parallels to this little anecdote.

Therefore I find you GUILTY of being wrong.

anno 1404 j n

>>53770993
Who are cucks that have no legal power.

I can say that the kikes deserved to be gassed online and public, nothing will happen. Again hate speech is protected under law here unlike your cunt

nice try though

>you can go to court for offending muslims and abbos

ayy

>>53771075
>I can say that the kikes deserved to be gassed online and public, nothing will happen.
So can I.

Like I said originally, extreme cases.

>>53771075
Why are you so obsessed with Australia?

why are kinder eggs even banned? did americans literally choke on the fucking toy?

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>post yfw it wasn't called the Bay of Pigs until America invaded

>>53771597
no the brits choked on them
>>53766682

>>53771656
>America invaded
there were no americans present

>lol get shot
>lol fatty
>lol you aren't free
:D

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>>53771720
>Amerifats too scared to invade a little bay

>>53771758
They were scared they wouldn't fit :DDD

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>>53771758
>netherpoops too scared to defend their own country

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>>53771836
Rude. They clearly weren't equipped for that kind of warfare.

>>53766475
glad to live somewhere free desu

gonna go have a smoke indoors at my local pub

>>53767554
why do you think thats an insult?

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>>53766475
This isn't a surprise.

The Australian independent and frontier spirit died in the 90's. The death of Crocodile Dundee was the final nail in the coffin.

Today it's one of the most egregious examples of what happens when public health nuts are allowed to go crazy in a country,

If I was Australian and I couldn't leave the country, I'd want a gun just to blow my own fucking head off.

>>53766475
>jonnet ei muista
>:D

>>53774189
>americans projecting their 'no public healthcare' mentality onto the rest of the world again

the reason why i don't give a shit that you have to wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, or that they try to discourage smoking via increased taxation on it and plain packaging is because that costs money that comes out of my taxes.

fucking having to pay for some cunt's brain surgery because he thought it was a smart idea to ride around in traffic, next to 5 tonne trucks, on a pole with wheels with no protection

>>53774320
Spoken like a true leftist cuck.

You do realize people who smoke actually end up saving money in the long-run because they die earlier?

>>53766869
But you can't smoke in NY Central Park

>>53767520
I know this is late, but damn, you're dumb.

Where does it say those three children that died had the same parents? It's obviously three~six parents whose children died because of it and came together to start campaigning against the product.

>>53766475

This shit was banned in my school, because they had some horribly toxic liquid inside and they were prone to breaking

>>53774489
nothing on the swede's posts implies that he thought the kids were brothers

>>53774576
>THREE of your children
>your
>Parents of the year everyone
Yeah, that implies those kids had the same parents.