/brit/

cara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw

We're over here by the way lads

>>53765641
>>53765641
>>53765641

i just ate an entire carrot lads

the whole thing

the whole mother effing thing

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ANNA

Superior thread over here you c.uck :^)

>>53767501

>>53767501

>>53767501

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ANNA!

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!ANNA

Could probs pass my driving test if I did it tomorrow but have forgot to book in my theory, what am i like x

>>53767542
>>53767615
>>53767640

basic asos warrior trash

anyone think its a bit weird how migrants like chinese dont cause any trouble but all horror stories about migrants involve islam in some shape or form funny that

>>53767615
I can see her bum!!!!!! Janny!!!!

>>53767501
>>53767501
>>53767501

:-)

>>53767704
don't eastern europeans have a proper high crime rate compared to natives

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>>53767701
>>53767724
~ANNA~

>>53767762
Yes, poles are the top ethnicity in British prisons.

>>53767782
>t. avicii listener

>>53767804
oh yea that is true.

poles out muzzies in

janny has spoken

other thread deleted boys

>supposed to be meeting my friend in 20 minutes
>isn't responding to any of my texts or messages
>realise he's probably still in bed

FFS

I'VE GOT A BLACK SKI MASK BUT I DON'T SKI I SNOWBOARD DASH AN MC OFF PISTE

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

HE'S HERE

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GF sent me this earlier

need a janny bf

fuck off janny

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https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/689057985675563008

Can't wait till Charles is King
Royalists are going to get so angry at him

>>53767957
that's literally my sister, not even joking delete this

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gf sent me this

>>53767927
Wow I love normie stories they're all so fascinating

>>53767990
not even a normie

>>53767971
Mate, no-one gives a flying fuck about some scottish bint who thinks communism is still a thing

>>53767986
Your sister is a 11/10 scandi?
I'm popping round pal

uh lads?

DAILY POLITICS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

>>53768016
D A N
A
N

>>53768014
>11/10

what planet are you on lad

doing a spell of unemployment

cba to do any work for my exam in an hour haha

>>53768014
Yeah i'm swedish lad. She's at her boyfriend, abuubakar's house atm though

Why do people still worship that dead kike on a stick?

do you reckon owen pulls bare lefty uni students lol

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>>53768016
>Owen Jones
>no Isabel

not interested la

>>53768043
Earth
>>53768065
Lies, she's my gf

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Where do i get a gf like this?

>>53768070
literally begging for the fedora you slag

>>53768096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1td9R8perqg

>>53768096
no but his girlfriends does

>>53768098
just cause a girl has a gym membership doesn't excuse her manface

>>53768128
that meme's dead. I'm being serious

Everyone make a thread once this reaches bump limit. Let the janny's head go higgledy-piggledy

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having a look

'we can't use our nuclear bombs without the USA's permission' t. Owen Jones

FUCK OFF stop peddling this bollocks. If the USA disabled the satellites that our bombs rely on, they wouldn't be able to send their's either and russia and china could bomb them into fucking oblivion.

If they left the satellites on we could bomb 170 american cities without them being able to stop it.

>>53768096
he's unironically gay, so maybe male ones

>>53768116
Oculus rift

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>Sargon of Akkad

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>that meme's dead. I'm being serious

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>>53768147
>manface
I dont think so

alri lads? ahahahaha

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>Owen Jones

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>Karen Strawn

>>53768223
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled

take everyone in this thread and individually fuck them

>sympathy strikes
fucking dumb idea

stoya here ama

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this is now /animebrit/

>>53768278
fuck off tory banker cunt

>>53768279
If you hid on a boat would that make you a stoyaway

>muh steel

Fucks sake not again. Our steel industry isnt even big enough to be strategic its a meme

Gannin radge

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car started

>>53768332
fuck off banker tory cunt

>>53768185
yeah let's start a nuclear war just to prove a point

Watching Prison Break series 1
Don't tell me what happens. I'm really enjoying it.

Should the UK be a country that produces steel?

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>"What are you looking at?"

>>53768360
wot was wrong wif it lad

also good dedication to the image x

>>53768382
A plastic fucking gook

>>53768378
T bag rapes Michael

>>53768382
That lack of an arse

>>53768381
no

>>53768365
The hot topic in the UK at the minute is getting rid of our nuclear weapons with the main point everyone repeating at the start is 'the USA controls them anyway so there's no point' but personally I think the UK having nukes is a good thing. MAD is a good thing.

>>53768381

No. fuck off why should the rest of the country have to bail out 30,000 people in a dying industry that has zero chance to compete with China.

>>53768378

They break out of prison

>>53768382
Not you, you fucking chink.

listening to the new kanye lads
It's good

>>53768391
no idea
I went through everything again and it just fired up
I don't trust it

>>53768378
dave kills john

>>53768412
>>53768426
Fuck off tory cunts just use the bankers bonuses to subsidise it

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Scrambled eggs on toast for lunch.

>>53768332
>steel industry has been going down the shitter for years
>workers there don't even bother to think about being made redundant
>chinks take over as expected
>"WOOOOOOOOOW BAIL US OUT YOU TORY FUCKS"
zero sympathy imo

JUST SPILLED ORANGE JUICE EVERYWHEREEE REEEEEEEEE

>>53768447
fuck off tory cunt use the footballers wages to pay for it

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>listening to the new kanye lads
>It's good

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>I eat scrambled eggs on toast for lunch

>>53768447
>>53768469
do like this reinvigorated gimmick

>>53768469
use the nurses wage to pay for it

>>53768469

THOSE SHOULD GO TO THE SOLDIERS. TORY CUNT

http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120

Business idea: use money to pay for things

>>53768434
is that the one he dropped with kendrick lad

not heard it yet

>>53768504
yeah it is mate
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/nomorepartiesinla

>tfw my friend got advertising ban for pasting a youtube description as a prank in here

>>53768492
>lib dumbs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53768493
it'll never catch on

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/this-is-how-we-are-creating-the-richest-one-per-cent-a6819006.html

>You could fit the richest 62 people in the world on a single coach

why is that relevant

>>53768435
what car is it? sounds a right pile of poo

>>53768492
>voting for a person / party
I vote for Allah

'mend capitalism not end it'

decent soundbite/meme/gimmick lads

>>53768466
*spits on you*

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>>53768533

You friend Mr Hankey?

>>53768549
>a few people have the intelligence, ruthlessness and forethought to make large sums of money
>let's penalise them and give they money to coalburners with 5 halfcast kids

>>53768556
'95 peugeot 106
it is

>>53768549
>why is that relevant

Because normies want to be rich but don't want to work for it.

manlet here
might get a really really tall female escort for a laugh hahahahahahha

fffs we can't fucking ban trump from the country, what if he becomes president we'll be fucked lmao

The Spectator is the only good political magazine out there. I love how they btfo of leftists on everything. Seriously considering getting a subscription

>More young girls and women have revealed the horrifying sexual harassment they have been subjected to at the hands of refugees after being encouraged to come forward by the furore surrounding the mass rapes in Cologne.

>Officials in Austria are investigating claims that young asylum seekers were allowed to spend months sexually assaulting girls at their school because teachers did not want to report them to police.

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>>53768466
just admit you pissed yourself lad

>>53768600
don't m8

i have experience with that

>>53768604
Narendra Modi was banned till 2011

>>53768572
>muh reformism

never works lad, revolution or nothing

>>53768573
>>53768623
do NOT like this bullying also piss isnt sticky

>>53768604
that's why dismissed the petition
he isn't an idiot

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>>53768549
>These people are a lot richer than me!
>Let's take THEIR wealth and give it to others
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

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>>53768596
>peugeot 106
is it the 3 door? I love those

don't scrap it please
if its a 5 door u can scrap it

>Buzzfeed

Expected them to be in their early twenties or something.

Also
>middle east is looking a bit dodgy
Fucking understatement of the year

why doesn't everyone just kill themselves it would save the world a lot of trouble

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>>53768610
wrong

this guy fucks

>>53768008
>meeting a friend
>not even a normie
normies in denial are the worst kind of normie

thinking of making a bait petition on the government website lads

give me ideas

>>53768625
yeah but america is the most powerful country in the world and our 'greatest ally' lol

india's economy isn't even as big as ours even though they have 1 billy ppl

>>53768604
modi was banned in most countries for his role in instigating and doing nothing to stop riots against muslims when he was a mayor, when he got elected everyone just quietly lifted the bans and acted like nothing happened

THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

>>53768421
MAD is literally the only option available. I mean I can see the argument for complete disarmament but that's literally on a global scale.

MAD is like fucking chemo or something. you wish you didn't have cancer but it's the best thing you've got to stop it going mental.

>>53768666
>interacting with a vibrant online community
>not a normie

>>53768623
>i have experience with that
story tiiiiiime

>>53768670
gas yourself

>>53768688
>vibrant

>>53768610
>you're just jealous
>North Korea!!
haha BTFO

>>53768670

Petition to replace the government with immigrants

>>53768610

Is the spectator just British Politics or is it worldwide like the Economist?

>>53768673
yeah but trump is an alpha who would be in charge of an alpha country, we might become the 51st state lol

>>53768704
this is the fastest thread on 4chan m8

No problem with billionaires but pretty sure a lot of them just inherited from their parents. Most women CEO's are just because their parents didn't have a boy.

The work hard and become rich meme will never die

>>53768707
Highly recommendably this 2beeech

B A N K E R S
O
N
U
S
E
S

I am going to snort speed and headshot the FUCK out of people on TF2 all day long

This is all my life is now

>>53768650
it's the 3 door, in blue

it's a right shit heap though, boy racer owned
my last car was written off and I just needed some wheels, this was all I could afford at the time

>>53768610

it's only good if you are a tory, otherwise it's pretty terrible

hello i would like one bankers bonus please

>>53768724
Wrong, most millionaires and billionaires are self made and usually it's lost through their children

>>53768724
In Thailand foreigners aren't allowed to be CEOs so there's loads of woman CEOs because there husband couldn't be CEO

I'm watching videos of planes and pretending my boner is the control stick

>>53768724
>'s
fuck off you utter saprobe

>>53768723
>IPs
>35

>>53768670

Soldiers should be paid as much as Footballers

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>>53768701
i'm 5'7 and booked an escort that was 5'10/11, that's just it 2bh

you feel like a bit of a pathetic wanker when you go to an escort at the best of times, but shagging a tall woman is emasculating as fuck. i could barely keep my knob hard

in other news i managed to get schedule a time with that uni student i posted about yesterday
literally going to eat her out on wednesday, hyped

>>53768790
just print more money and pay the soldiers the footballers bankers wages bonuses footballers bankers

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>>53768786
There's probably hundreds lurking though. Every post you make is being watched by over a hundred people

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>tfw robot waifus will never be real because it would "be an affront to women's rights"

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>>53768752
I like the shape of those first gen ones, the later models are too blobby

what engines in it?

whats the rust like? get the steelies painted white like this me laddo

>>53768816
You're going to fuck that paki?

>>53768856
that's literally digusting do you reckon it's true? feel like i'm in a cosy room with 8 others lads posting when i'm in here lol no homosexual

>>53768856

>people lurk /brit/

sad imo. its pretty much just a national shitposting thread. Hope somebody posts my comedy gold to r/4chan though

>>53768856
I have no idea why anyone would lurk here

>>53768856
why would anyone lurk on brit hah imagine what a nonce they'd have to be lol

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>>53768876
yes lad

gf hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks

>>53768785
suck my penis you detritivore

>>53768816
>eating out prostitutes
bit grim that lid

http://strawpoll.me/6573660

http://strawpoll.me/6573660

>>53768879
A VERY FUCKING COLD ROOM

>>53768904
was going to let you off with the anime but now you really need to fuck off

how do you start life

help

well it seems my friend has decided to sleep in rather than going out

bellend

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>>53768879
>>53768887
>>53768895
>>53768896
>seen by 100+ people

>>53768596
Nout wrong with Pugs if you look after them. My current run around is a 208 and it is flawless thus far.

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>>53768915
check the archives lad, she isn't really a hooker

she's a uni student that charges high prices, she barely gets any punters

>>53768928
would you be happy if i posted the imgur album again

>>53768938

Might post my bum them

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>2016
>he can't read da pinchi codes

Literally the real language of the street, of the underground, of the true puppetmasters and you utter plens walk by every single day none the wiser.

You're all just pawns in my schemes.

People often mention spending the nuke money on a conventional military but surely if you have mediocre amount of nukes and mediocre army you could btfo a country with zero nukes and a big army

>>53768950
Stop posting anime shite you bent freak

/ck/ is quite an aggressive board lads

>>53768950
>do I want pictures of a paki

no

>>53768938
is this a meme or is there some way to actually find out lol

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Me on the left

>>53768718
Nah, same thing will happen in case they ban him. As soon as he wins, they'll lift the ban saying they banned the person not the president.

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>>53768986
no

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lurkers on /brit/

RIGHT

I'm off for a brisk walk

>>53768992
Most runt-infested board on the whole website

I can hear their squeals from miles away

haha would like to do a leave the european union what am i like x

>>53768870
1.1 engine
patches of rust in all the usual places, I just don't care enough to clean them up
I don't think I've actually washed it before

it's marginally better than the bus

>>53768950
Return to the cesspit from whence you came, /a/vatarfag runt.

committing a sin

>>53769030
90% of its posters are seppos, explains it tbH

>>53769033
We should leave the EU and join NAFTA

>The government says 22% of Muslim women living in England speak little or no English

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE

FUCK OFF

>>53769039
Which one?

>>53765658
You are doing god's work sir

>>53768950
post the imgur link lad

>>53768948
My dad has a vauxhall astra and even he calls pugs pieces of french shit

>>53768992
It's probably the worst board on 4chan, it's just full of yanks discussing fast food.

>>53769055
haha too busy sucking my willy and fingering themselves to the thought of me to learn haha lol

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>>53769067
>implying /brit/ wouldn't fuck this

http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX

Might go eat a couple dozen bacon baps on the planned site of the new mosque desu

>>53768856
It has been said long ago that generally on the internet, posters:lurkers is 1:10. So it is safe to assume there are 300-400 people here right now. How do you think Tbh spread so fast?

>>53769055
The government also cut english lessons for them

Give me advice

>yes anon, we would like to offer you the job in london at your negotiated salary

wew lads i made it

@53769111
paki

>>53769111
I don't care about English lessons for them, they won't integrate anyway. Send them home.

>>53769111
literally did it straight away as soon as they got in

>>53769087
report back if she tastes of korma you disgusting weeb

>>53769134
Rorke

>>53769117
Where you going to stay in London

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>Lauren Southern and Laci Green will never wrestle naked in mud for your amusement

>>53769117
Enjoy your """"""flat""""""

>>53769059
bloody bible doesnt say exactly but im apparently meant to cut my hand off and throw it away to repent

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>mouthfeel
>umami

>>53769087
Are her tits real?
>>53769117
Good lad
>London
Bad lad

What job and how much?

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>>53769035
The gf's

>>53769035
buy her off u lad can you deliver to northern ireland

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>>53769105

>i am literally a meme taste maker with a massive impact on meme culture and can hinder or help memes grow

good feeling desu lads

>>53769171
i commented on her figure and she said they're real

Natalie bennet wants to ban trump, I reckon we should ban her deport her back to ausland lol

>>53768615
wew

>>53769144
Qing Xao

>>53769154
>Lauren Southern

muh dick

just finished code academy's PHP course ama

>>53769203
>trump wants to ban people, that's wrong. So let's ban him.

>>53769154
laci green is a disgusting junkie

The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.

>>53769187
>i commented on her figure

Have you shagged her yet then?

>>53769216
how is codecademy like is it decent, need to learn python for uni literally done no coding except for a small bit of the meme 'MATLAB'

>>53769233
but she has banging tits

>>53769231
radical hate preachers are banned all the time

>>53769173
>two-time Dr Who guest-actress and Sophie Turner, Hollywood blockbuster actress

>>53769236
no lad i just messaged her on adultwork

>>53769231
if you come in my sphere of influence again i'll ban you, i'll end your life

>>53769250
She has fat girl tits. She used to be cute in her early days

>>53769203
she wants to outbreed all whites fucking lol

>>53769216
>>53769243
Codecademy literally, LITERALLY, just teaches you syntax.

>>53769254
Just not the Muslim ones

>>53769203
no thanks hahaha x

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>need to learn python for uni

>>53769287
what should i use lad just a textbook or something

>>53769243
yeah it's good to familiarise yourself with the syntax. i just did it cause i'm trying to get an internship now that i'm in my 3rd year at uni and one of the ones i applied for had a php/javascript position opening.

you can pump out the python course in a few hours and they walk you through the basics of OOP iirc.
i'd recommend this for a more comprehensive study of python: http://learnpythonthehardway.org/

>>53769287
yeah pretty much

>>53769321
remember i had a big fat java book which was pretty easy to follow 2bh

>>53769308
no we literally ban muslim preachers from coming here all the time

>>53769243

learn python the hard way is better desu. There are loads of beginner python courses out there better than codeacademy

>>53769348
just ban anjem

>>53769321
Yeah but use a free one you can get online. I used this back when I was learning:

openbookproject.net/thinkcs/python/english3e/

just use livecode

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time to go to my exam

wish me luck lads xo

>>53769313
haha very rude man, i unironically do engineering and it's filled with absolute normies and turbo normies

going to get dressed soon and none of you girls can stop me

don't learn by using those shitty websites, you'll never be able to apply it to anything

think of your own project and learn on the go by googling shit desu

>>53769394

i think its because its become a meme degree that people always talk up as being literally gold and you can have any job in the world if you ge tthe degree.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHAGvcStVxE

>>53769368
Anjem was born here

>>53769394
>i unironically do engineering and it's filled with absolute normies and turbo normies

this. fucking sick of this meme that engineering isn't filled with the normiest of normies. they're just the smart kids in high school who were naturally intelligent and decided to get set on a financially viable career path with engineering because of their competency in maths.

t. very upset computer science student

>>53769419
t. author of spaghetti code monstrosities

I'm confused about prison break lads.

The original plan was Michael digging out of his cell.
Then what was the point of digging the whole in the guards room? How were the whole crew supposed to get their anyway

playing with my willy

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>>53769430
>23 (twenty three) years old
>and have not had sex

>>53769313
What's wrong with new balance and jeans?

>>53769087
nice.

>>53769430
There is no way that a female can understand the mindset of a 23 year old male virgin at all.

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>>53769467
I barely leave the house that's why.

My willy didn't work on my 18th bday when I was in bed with my gf at the time.

>>53769467
Can you please FFFFUUUUCK OFFFFF NNNNNNNNOOOORRRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53769503
how come you only had 1 opportunity to have sex with your gf lol

fuck mate her box must have been choco-blocked with jamal's seed

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>>53769491
honestly haven't seen you post for like a week m8

do i keep missing your posts or are you just less active

>>53769477
the jeans look like an autistic fit, need to be slim/skinny or tapered.

don't fedora this post.

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>don't fedora this post.

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>jeans need to be slim/skinny or tapered

>>53769526
less active.

Got exams and have been a normie.

i might be outgrowing /brit/ now :(

>>53769532
must... resist... HNNNNG

>>53769519
Had another chance but I didn't try anything because I thought my cock wouldn't work again. Not long after we broke up lel probably due to lack of sex or any romance at all really. It was a bit weird, felt like we were just friends and not bf and gf.

First and only gf ;_;

Kissed, felt tits etc though so at least it's not that bad.

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talking to a girl on tinder who dropped out of school when she was 15

the pawn saw through the scam that is institutionalised education -- but failed to anticipate her audience with me

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>>53769570
maybe i should trip and continue your legacy

Think im gonna fuck up my exam lads. luckily i only need like 40% to pass

>>53769597
>ED at 18
Loving every lmao

>>53769604
She must not know a lot of things

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>>53769618
>Ps get degrees

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spaceX so close

>>53769629
delete this

It was 5am and I'd drunk a lot and I was nervous.

*drops an absolutely thick, nutty, dope, grimey, skunky, fat, stonking, juicy, wobbly, tight, slushy beat*

cracking tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8NP-OM22g

>>53769629
quite possibly the only post from a canadian i've ever chuckled at

*gives you a slight tap on the arse*

>>53769604
why would an audience with you be relevant to the fact that she dropped out?

>>53769671
Pick that up

Tried learning to code before on numerous occasions but it's boring af ngl

what kind of car do you lads have

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>>53769430

>>53769671
gay

U K? more like YOU GAY laughing my buttocks off f a m

>>53769652

Elon Musk is the most Reddit man alive

>>53769713
Bugatti Veyron

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Absolutely bombing on tinder lads
I'm not photogenic or even attractive and I can't think of anything witty or funny to put on my bio

>>53769713
mk 5 Golf

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>>53769690
you witless, vapid runt. i was asserting that despite her apparent intelligence in being able to see through the "scam that is institutionalised education", her intelligence (or therefore lack of) failed to anticipate our paths crossing.

i, of course, being the antagonist of all life on earth.

does anyone else hold their breath as they're cumming?
I never even realised that I was doing it.

>>53769713
subaru forester

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need some kind of purpose in life

>>53769738
use interpals

>>53769736
Over-priced impractical meme car

>>53769738

>im not attractive but i get plenty of (you)s on /brit/

id swipe right lad

>>53769713
bicycle

>>53769738
just put; having a feel

>>53769652
comical explosion, would believe it's fake if I didn't know about the launch

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>>53769738
i've gotten good reviews from "thrilled to be here", i know someone who just has his height as it, and lastly i talked to a girl who's bio was pick related which i found v. funny

>>53769761
Anime. I want you to have seen at least 100 series before the end of the year. Get cracking.

>>53769755
I held my breath when I saw you

>>53769738
had tinder for 2 days and got 5 normal matches with fairly fit birds and 2 super likes from decent girls but they all either didn't reply or stopped replying after saying one thing lol

>>53769713

ford ka

>>53769738
how many matches do you get a day lad?

had another dream about the interracial breeding grounds

glad to see runtposting is making a comeback

Let me have a go:
You are worthless and small and an insect

>>53769764
interpals is blueballs: the site

i mean yeah you can bag a real qt but you probably won't fuck her

>>53769738
having a tinder date this week lads, wodmnering about pulling out desu too nervous, gonna sperg out or something

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classic jo

>>53769844
not even 1

>>53769856
i seriously hope you're date involves copious amounts of alcohol

>>53769848

best gimmick of 2015 desu

>>53769713

don't have a license (i'm 27)

>>53769814
wife material