/brit/

maisie

SHUT THE FUCK UP

*spits in your face*

>>53765641
nice OP

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Do you believe in God?

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.

My work is literally hiring 70 people in the next few weeks.

No idea how people can say it's hard to get a job. I've never been unemployed longer than 2 weeks..

>>53765647
>>53765647
>>53765647
Adults in this one. No Manchildren allowed

having a go lads

Holly Willoughby

Got absolutely nothing going on in my life and no future waheyyyyyyy

>>53765692
>thread autism
>not a manchild

>>53765674
are you a real pablo?

Azusa

>>53765681
Not true

Poleaboo is on a program

grime

>>53765692
fuck off

beans on toast

listening to green day again boys

>>53765720
You getting money for a new suit lad?

>>53765700
iktfmbfam my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked =P

>handouts for dossers and people in poverty
>tax breaks and investment bonuses for rich people
>tax increases and generally being fucked for being in between

why is this lads

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THE WAY WE TREAT REFUGEES IS DISGUSTING

ONLY 3 MEALS A DAY????

I BET THAT HOTEL IS ONLY 3 STAR TOO

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>>53765662

>TL note this Hand Gesture means Banter

10/10 id buy a Liscki Manga

>>53765713
doing a shaved head are ya lad? good on ya

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needa go get some running shoes with my mum and sister but im scareeeeedddddd to leave my comfy home

sometimes a man gotta do what a man gotta do

also gonna see if im brave enough to ask if we can stop and look for some 3ds games I could get, wonder if my mum would get me one

>>53765763
the government hates you

The worst thing Britain ever did was to remove power from the monarchy.
The monarchy is something Britain needs right now. If we didn't strip away the monarchy's power, we wouldn't be in this multicultural mess we are in now.
We need a people to govern us that embody the British people and put British interests first. That is the monarchy. At the very LEAST, they should replace the House of Lords, acting as a sort of umpire to keep the government in check.

>>53765745
Already own two since they were needed for his placement year as an accounts assistant during uni

Probably go for the CSCS card and other similar shit, can get driving lessons too

why only i get boner when i jerk off my dick out of my pants?

>>53765763
>Free hotel rooms and food for refugees
>Nothing for homeless

>>53765765
That's what most British people choose to eat for dinner. I don't understand the problem

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>The worst thing Britain ever did was to remove power from the monarchy.
>The monarchy is something Britain needs right now. If we didn't strip away the monarchy's power, we wouldn't be in this multicultural mess we are in now.
>We need a people to govern us that embody the British people and put British interests first. That is the monarchy. At the very LEAST, they should replace the House of Lords, acting as a sort of umpire to keep the government in check.

>>53765770
ummm? did i ask for your approval? yeeahh.. I didn't think so, loser.

>>53765775
*stamps on your head repeatedly, crushing your pathetic runt bones into pulp*
shut the fuck UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>53763722

>>53765813
it isn't a healthy meal

>>53765830
It would be if they got mushy peas with it

>>53765824
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53765799
these autism explosion posts amuse me so much

>>53765799
>MY THREAD WAS MADE FIRST
except it wasn't

>>53765843
argentina-tier posting

>>53765813
they're getting only 3 meals a day mate

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The fucking mozlems finally got permission to build a mosque lads. How do I stop it without getting arrested or fined?

>he doesn't kpop desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIj7j7mtNS4

i'm bare tired lads, got an exam soon so i shouldn't do a nap :/

I'm sure normal lefties don't share the goals of the elite. The lefties are just useful idiots. But the left want everyone to enjoy other cultures and diversity, but how will that even be possible when everyone is a muddled culture/enicity? Do they not think about this?

might make a new thread lads, opinions?

I hired an old ugly escort to clean my windows and wash my floors, she also bought me mc donalds on the way to my house

fucking gr8 m8

why doesn't everyone do this?

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>The fucking mozlems finally got permission to build a mosque lads. How do I stop it without getting arrested or fined?

>>53765824
Canada really raising the bar there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnz5f9KJC6g

>>53765865
why do they look like shit ?

making an arrangement

why are bass players always left handed?

>>53765884
Fuck off back to Pakistan

>>53765863
Why did you spell Muslims wrong

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a girl from my secondary school is literally and unironically going to Calais to give shit to refugees
what the fuck should i do lads

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>I'm sure normal lefties don't share the goals of the elite. The lefties are just useful idiots. But the left want everyone to enjoy other cultures and diversity, but how will that even be possible when everyone is a muddled culture/enicity? Do they not think about this?

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>>53765891
haha mate you probably look like this

>>53765896
Being born left handed leads to thinking you're a special snowflake which leads to wanting to play bass instead of a normal guitar.

Have a gf but keep dreaming of cheating on her. Would be too afraid of getting caught though lmao

>david bowie died like 2 weeks ago
>it's STILL in my paper

WHYYY

>>53765899
"Muslim" means "he who submits to allah" in Arab.
"Mozlem" or "moslem" means "dark evil person" in Arab.

>>53765902
continue to live your life, happy to know that even if you refuse to believe in anything for fear of looking lame, she's having a rich and fufilling experience

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>Fuck off back to Pakistan

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they are catching on lads

>>53765881
You can be leftist without suppoorting mass immigration m8. Are you a yank or something?

>>53765920
>if I change the spelling that'll surely show the MUDS
autism

is there more than one version of full metal alchemist?
My memories don't match what I'm seeing.

>>53765882
I'm not sure the janny would like that

>>53765830
they should have saved the thousands of dollars they spent on people smugglers and bought some broccoli instead then

gonna go get some breakfast and a meal deal for lunch lids

>>53765902

Black up and molest her

i'm watching porn and my dick is 70-80 % erected why?

*lets out a long, relaxed fart*

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>"Muslim" means "he who submits to allah" in Arab.
>"Mozlem" or "moslem" means "dark evil person" in Arab.

>>53765902
buy some charcoal, wipe it on your face and then get down to Calais and fuck her yourself

>>53765920
Haha how unfortunate

>>53765908
>I want to learn about traditional Japanese culture
>*watches a Somalian pirate demonstrate perfect tea making outside a McDonald's*
>Ahh, perfect :)

>>53765791
What makes you think the Monarchy don't love multiculturalism?

Reminder that every new law and government decision goes to the queen for approval. So she's approved all multicultural decisions and every EU law that reduces British sovereignty.

Did you know that giving up British sovereignty to a foreign power is still a capital crime? The queen should be executed if we were following the law books.

>>53765960
Because you are not turned on.

>>53765945
there's brotherhood and the other one. Don't watch the other one

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>>53765988
wot

>>53765997
kidulthood and adulthood

>>53765988
big foamless coffees/teas

>>53765997
The other one is arguably better, it has some cool horror vibes

Brotherhood is standard shounen in atmosphere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Djgl3ZLXeg

>>53765985
What laws has she declined?
The whole going to the queen thing is nothing more than procedure. A kind of show.
Do you really think when the general election results are revealed, and the new prime minister goes to the queen, she ACTUALLY decides whether she approves of it or not? It's all just procedure

>>53766012
if you liked kidulthood check out "Top Boy" it's really good

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>>53766013

booking a lads holiday to Amsterdam this week, lads
*tries to flick fingers but makes no noise*

>>53765988
> le "when you [do thing]" post
I hate normies so much

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Made an absolute pigs ear of my job centre interview hahahahahaha

>>53766029
>Top Boy
yeah i am, cheers

>>53766042
i'm sure i've said this before, if it's a shortun go to copenhagen senpai, if its a lads lads hols amsterdam would be better

>>53766034
where did you get my picture?

*gets past the rhetoric*

>>53766047

How do you fuck that up?

You literally can not think of a single thing Donald Trump has said that has been wrong

>>53766047
perhaps the only time i've enjoyed a smiley post

do you lads have hopes and dreams? I'd quite like kids one day but other than that I don't.

>>53766047
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOL

U SHUD DO STANDUP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gas yourself

What the fuck lads I woke up at 10 to 11. I haven't slept that long for ages, didn't even do anything yesterday.

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England ist eine dreckige Hure.

>>53766047
>tfw job interview tomorrow
H E L P

>>53766060
u wot?
yeah, uh, DOS CERVESA SILVERPLATE, Pedro

>>53766070
Made it sound like I had no interest in finding a job and couldn't even invent a lie as to what i'd done to find a job

>>53766082

Fuck off nonce

>>53766100
you can't fix autism overnight la'

>>53766111
gonna snort a line of speed and tell them my life story desu

dubs decides a pending name for my second kid

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>>53765968
>>53765933
>>53765944
I'll be eating pork today.

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>>53766042
mates
/brit/ lags only shagaluf trip 2016
let's make it happen

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>You literally can not think of a single thing Donald Trump has said that has been wrong

>>53766116
sounds liek a good plan, let us know how it goes then

>>53766089
>gas yourself
I haven't been on /brit/ for several months and to these words again makes me very happy.... gas yourself... ahhh hahaha

>>53766103
get fucked you jippy lil japs eye

if you're going to book a lads holiday, i would reccomend copenhagen over amsterdam

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suicidal desu lids

woke up happy, don't know what happened

>>53766123

Absolutely HARAM m8

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>I haven't been on /brit/ for several months and to these words again makes me very happy.... gas yourself... ahhh hahaha

>>53766139
Hahah what? Yes, let's go to some xbox stealing shithole over the place you can get drugs in cafes

>>53766136
>to these words
Haha to SEE these words I meant

Absolutely bonkers me

Every single interview I've had, I've nailed. I've had job interviews got through nepotism, I nailed them.
Yet every job interview for the last 2 years has resulted in failure.

my current boss is my reference on my cv. Is it possible that he is giving bad feedback about me so he doesn't have to lose an employee? Is that possible?

I will kill myself lads
I can't have a good erection

I have obssesive thougts

why

why god hates me

>>53766171
i mean you can get drugs in the street in copenhagen, and it's a load less scummy tbqh. amsterdam is literally a hole

>>53766170
Shut the FUCK up you abject runt

>>53766183
i couldn't get a proper stiffy for like a month, not sure what was wrong with me so i can't offer you any advice haha xox

>>53766183

God doesn't exist, you hate yourself

>>53766189
I'm not some JF degenerate, so I buy legal marijuana

>>53766139
>not going to Ibiza

But the meme is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on
Muslims fighting in the town hall
Oh man!
Look at those Cavemen go!
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong race
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

>>53766189
You can get drugs anywhere. Obviously not the point

>>53766128
I want pakis like yourself to leave, it's bad enough you're shitting up the country, don't shit up this board too

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>God doesn't exist

>>53766221
untz untz untz TECHNO
untz untz unz DROP THE BEAT
untz untz untz BRRRRRr *record scratch noise* DROP THE BEAT
untz untz untz

> alumni reunion email from my college at uni

Hahahaha straight into the wheelie bin that one goes

>>53766175
Possibly

>>53766183
It is the devil's temptation that gives you obsessive thoughts, and the Lord's gift that you cannot succumb to evil.

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>I want pakis like yourself to leave, it's bad enough you're shitting up the country, don't shit up this board too

>>53766252
Is it legal?

OBSSESIVE THOUGTS ARE IN MY HEAD


PSTOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>53766213
*tips fedora*

>>53766217
it's decriminalised in christiania, it's decriminalised in amsterdam. but yeah i get your point, i just found amsterdam a bit seedy iih.

>>53766226
it's different to just getting it off the street, it's a place called christiania and it's sick. no harder drugs though

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rAZLrmNLb2

http://strawpoll.me/6573354
http://strawpoll.me/6573354
http://strawpoll.me/6573354

>>53766175
>Is that possible?
No. They are supposed to be truthful.
Put his name, etc and then the HR contact address:
Mr Ben
Senior Gobshite
Contact via HR: email address.

That way less chance of shennanigans. Plus you can ask them not to contact until after a successful interview.

mummy is vacuuming VERY LOUDLY :/

>>53766263
I don'tbsee why not.

Use someone else as a reference.

Wish I had the good kind of autism to be honest.

>have autism
>do CS degree at any rustlers group uni
>already solid going in because your autism had you programming from age 14 onward
>graduate with a first
>get a cushy developer job on something like £25k (or higher) straight out of uni

>>53766268

This is the UK lad, nobody believes in god anymore

>>53766286
>claiming to know that God exists or doesn't exist

Nobody knows and nobody will ever know.

'shutup silly woman' said that reptile with a grin
'you knew darn well I was a snake before you let me in'

>>53766309
Employers don't care if you have a first or a 2:1 and no one will hire you without experience

Autismos can't get internships or pass interviews

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>>53766309
>rustlers group

Imagine knowing someone who actually likes you and likes being around you

Incomprehensible to me

>obssesive thougts are again in ma head

>>53766319
Saying he doesn't exist is what proper fedora tippers do though. Can you prove that he doesn't exist?

http://strawpoll.me/6565120
Stop this fedora posting childish bullshit and talk about something grown up
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120

>>53766309
what is the good kind of autism m8?

>>53766345
my dads favourite song 2 b h

his dancing is horrible and he does a figure of 8 round the dancefloor while spinning almost bowling people over to that song

>>53766345
noice bit of Al there mate, classic.

>>53766382
literally >>>/pol/

>>53766382
>no votes for Respect party
Fucking islamaphobes ITT

>>53766382
>talk about something grown up
chebs

the NEET life

>>53766412
>no votes for S Club party
Fucking Steps fans ITT

>>53766309
>>53766355
You have to have a mental amount of experience even to get a job as a graduate developer.

>>53766309
>ruslers group
what you cooking burgers or soemthing lad/

Nose keeps bleeding but on one side then the other. It's been days. Sharp pains in my head too. I do have a cold so I'm just convincing myself it's that

I have successfully obtained the gmail account password of a girl I'm stalking

How do I not fuck this up?

e.g.
>I log in and she'll be notified a new device has logged into her account (if she has gmail synced to her phone)
>I reset her facebook password and she'll know SOMETHING is wrong

Am I just going to have to make best use of the window I have?

Watch out lads im on the prowl. Might steal your gf

>>53766432
rest in peace x

>>53766382
>politics
>grown up
it's just name calling pal

but fedoras are for the mature, refined gentleman

i have obssesive thougts
what should i do?

>>53766381

I'd say a 10/10 qt who was attracted to me doesn't exist, I don't know for a fact but I know it's pretty unlikely so it's better to assume against it and not get my hopes up

>>53766383
The kind that leaves you capable of functioning without banging your head off the wall every 20 seconds but still leaves you autistic enough to have a superhuman interest in extremely boring shit like mathematics, electronics, computers, physics etc.

>>53766431
Well done on spotting the joke!

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>>53766382
1: discussion of politics is illegal here

2: Russel Brand supports Labour now

3: Janny's nut

>>53766440
wait til 4 am to do it so shell be asleep and you have all night to do your stuff

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Which Ladbrokes Life Lad are you?
I'm Generous John

>>53766412
remember this post from last year

dip it low
pick it up slow

>>53766451
*stamps on your head*
die runt DIE

>>53766485
like this poster lads, target the yanks too x

>>53766458
I have the misbehaving/anti social type, I think its even worse

>>53766429
You'll still get a job doing QA or being some mindless codemonkey easy enough though. Both of which pay comfortably liveable wages and set you on a path towards becoming a Real™ software developer.

>>53766469
I know but I want more, I want a lifetime

>>53766440
What are you planning on doing with her Facebook? Very little you can do. Check her messages wow!

>>53766440
Fuck off Poleaboo

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PNpA5A2KoT

did a sing

someone post the frog looking very smug with a box of Valium

because that's me

>Autistics
>Ever getting a good job ever

Unless they can learn to fake their emotions and social interactions they will never get on well with their peers and get promoted.

There's an autistic lad at my work who's 32 and easily the smartest person in the department but he's still an £18,000 a year support analyst while I'm a department head because I can fake normie interactions.

>>53766471

>no Paki option

Fucking dropped

>>53766505
thanks you fucking cockend my mum came in as you posted that

hot chocolate and a panini to go, please mate

very agitated lads

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Reminder that if you ain't Rustlers, you ain't shit.

>>53766512
once you get on it at nighttime delete the security questions, change password and remove mobile number from the thing

if you try it now she may recover it before you can change it and youll b fuked

how did u get the pass lad? gmails are hard

PEACE IN OUR TIME

Why do ISIS kill Christians?
It literally says in the Qu'ran that Muslims and Christians are brothers in arms and should fight for each other side by side

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>>53766505
kop_tek

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/r/ing that Kanye West picture where he talks about waiting for the joke to end referring to Communism plox.

>>53766561

Sure thing lad. Mind wearing this Vest for me haha

>>53766550
E X E T E R
X
E
T
E
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>>53766514
>Check her messages wow!
yes, wow

That's what I'm into and more attractive to me than nudes

do you have obssesive thougts?

>>53766527
do not sing xmas songs in the middle of january

What happened to the hordes of mongtastic Irish people in here

Did they all get jobs

>>53766561
They kill more Muslims than anything else, not sure they are picky or really working from any particular plan overall. Seems to be more a day by day see what happens and then decide what to do kind of outfit.

>>53766550

Any cute girls at MAnchester wanna be my gf?

might do a cheeky suicide

>>53766577
Hello Reddit!

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Always wanted to try deadlifting but I've never been to a gym.

need a haircut and a shave and a stop drinking 8 pints every night and I could pass as a normal human

>>53766585
You ask for this every fucking day

Why don't you got to /r/ and request it?

IM ONLY HUMAAAAAAAN
AND I CRASH AND I BREAK DOWNNNNNNNNNNN

oh shit i farted yaknow aha

>>53766640
it's really fun, you should join a gym

Absolute BEAT

http://youtu.be/23wj7iXnYnA

so am i fucked if i have autism even if i do somehow finish my degree without getting kicked out or killing myself

>>53766557
>once you get on it at nighttime delete the security questions, change password and remove mobile number from the thing
I like most of that but if I change the recovery settings, she'll know when recovering the account. I change that stuff minus the password (or change it then back again to avoid her getting the emails to her phone

>how did u get the pass lad? gmails are hard
Only one way, lad, phishing

>>53766620
Dunno there's barely any here any more.

>>53766683

8 pints every night, your body must be in a right state

Who do you get your fashion advice/inspo from???

>>53766685
Because /r/ never delivers and I've seen this image posted here twice already.
Also
>Every fucking day
Don't exaggerate lad

>>53766708
What did you end up going with?

>>53766738
The misses

>>53766738
My mum (she buys all my gear from George).

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>>53766727

Nice 1 m8

>>53766708
how did you get the stupid slag to fall for ur phishing link

>>53766738
Anime

>tfw got 120 kg DL up for first time since knee op

:DD

Anyone remember this?

http://youtu.be/09vqhZV6jt8

Discus

>>53766799
Nice! Was it your first session back?

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hello lads, finally got out of bed lmao.

>>53766816
nah been back seriously for last 2 months but i lost so much strength i pretty much had to start again haaha

>>53766799
font

>>53766804
stephen nolan is a fucking mug

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>did an exam this morning
>hadn't turn up to any lectures
>went through one past paper the night before
>all the questions were the same, they'd just changed the numbers round
>finished first
>normies all around me looking stressed and panicky

>>53766840
lazy bones!

>>53766780
>>53766750
It's more about the social engineering, drop in a friends name

Getting past the spam filter while still looking fairly legit is the toughest bit

>stupid slag
this probably factored in too

>>53766840
Next time you go to Japan can you bring me back some Ritsu stuff? Thanks

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>>53766727
>>53766778
>tfw slower than 68% of the UK

might have another benzo

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>>53766738

Kyary desu

>wake up
>shower, breakfast, get dressed
>check sites
>nothing good

11:36 and the day is already done.

still bare tired lids

Poleaboo why do you always make threads on /r9k/?

>>>/r9k/25838599

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Car still won't start

>>53766921
What does smack my bitch up even mean

Does it mean he wants someone to hit his girlfriend?

>>53766938
He doesn't exist

>>53766880
ok sure, but wont be for a while lad.

>>53766952
>he
>his

Check it, shitlord.

>>53766950
can you hear your fuel pump working lad? get someone on the ground beside the back seats of your cars and ask if they can hear it start when you turn the key

>tfw obssesive thougts again
Help

>>53766938
Can't prove shit

and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

i come thru lile what is it on
skeps hes my man what is he on
i aint come ere to try murk nebody but 4get the hype if its on then its on
dunna mans dance then im gone then im gone
skeng daddy bars when im on when im on

got a fresh trim lads

poleaboo doesnt exist

>>53766972
The vocals are clearly male you bellicose shrimp

>>53766804

that radio host needs gassing, what a spastic

>>53767025
>The vocals are clearly male

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE

**TRIGGERED

REEE

>>53767021
Yeah obviously the character doesn't exist but the creator who pushes the meme does.

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Hey boyz

>>53766994
Leave your willy alone and get me a drink, Manuel.

>>53766986
Yeah, fuel's going through.
There's a good spark
Air filter is clean and dry

Battery's on charge right now since it's flat.
Running out of things to check. Hope I can figure it out before tomorrow.

>>53766739
The past three days you've posted it m8

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>pupinia is not my gf

>>53766921
For 20 years I've thought they were saying 'change my picture'

i walked in the saloon at high noon
the moon shine sipper
spit a new rhyme til its hasta la vista
the king blue twister
smash ya transistor
it's the high plains drifter

If Britain hates Pakistanis so much why did we give muslims Indian land to form Pakistan?

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>no pottery waifu

>>53767086
No I haven't but I was thinking of posting it again if you don't stop being such a gaylord.

>>53767127
>21 likes

literally more likes than my spiciest of selfies

what you lads doing for australia day

got an exam on thursday that will entirely decide my future

if i pass, i will probably live a fairly comfortable, ordinary life with decent job prospects

if i fail, i will probably fall into depression, move to a foreign country and die homeless on the streets

>>53767129
ghost slut?????

>>53766804
Host got absolutely rekt desu

>>53767160
sink piss and have a barbie at roz's

might take a new dp

>>53767173
Patrick Swayze innit

>>53767166
Literal child

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>>53767151
I've literally never get 21 likes on anything ever

>>53767166
>if i fail, i will probably fall into depression, move to a foreign country and die homeless on the streets

at least you got to travel

>>53767166
haha this thinking will end well

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doing a poo

>>53767129
Remember that time the BBC tried to push a pottery competition show in the wake of British Bake Off's success? What a joke.

>>53767196
link your fb F_am ill like it lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ

me in the black shirt

Strange that exam smart women can still seem so stupid when you are talking to them. My gf didn't know Africa wasn't a country yet is about to be a doctor

>>53767223
>F_am

Absolutely awful f͜am

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>work 9-5
>have to get up at 7:20am each weekday
>have to wait until midnight until I can fap because everyone in the house stays up
>usually take at least 30m

>>53767136
Yes you have. I saw it yesterday and the day before.

>>53766804
when the caller gets all whiney he reminds me of those youtube videos where the kids are asking them mum for just 1 more hour of wow and it's all being recorded on vent haha

>>53767211

Go on son

>>53767160
26th is my birthday m8, I think I should get Aussie citizenship for that.

REALLY not in the mood to deal with normies

hope theyleave before i do

>>53767238
WAGEKEK

>>53767223
profile id is 7332236 :)

>>53767238
Why don't you just stop wanking altogether and go to bed early like good goy? That way you will be more refreshed and peppy for work the following day. The increased energy will allow you to get through a better workload and more work done = more profit for Mr Shekelstein. The sooner he can afford his second yacht, the happier he will be. And his happiness will trickle down to you!

>>53767234
I remember reading Animal Farm in English and none of the girls knew who Stalin was
Yet the girls always did better on tests

>>53767296
doesnt work OPHAM

>>53767069
christ she's vile, looks like a camel

>>53767295
I'm happier than when I was a NEET

think my rotator cuffs are about to blow out

>>53767374
I've had a shoulder injury for 3 years. Doctor just tells me to rest and avoid the gym FUCK OFF

>>53767394
they dont heal you need surgery

I wonder what would happen if I made the next /brit/ thread right now

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FOR

>>53767173
RIP

>>53767414
They won't give me it because it's not a problem that I feel in my day to day, apart from the fact that I can't ever train shoulders or chest and it gets me depressed af

>>53767424
Quite possibly nothing since Janny is probably just getting up (as evidenced by the lack of yank posters ITT)

>>53767374
>>53767394
Same here lads, mine are fucked.

>>53765647
>>53765647
>>53765647
NEW

>>53767238
>waking up at 3am
>9-5
>hard

Fuck off you poof, that's a baby shift.

>>53767501
>>53767501
>>53767501
>>53767501
NEWEST

>>53767374
I'm not a mechanic m8, can't advise on that

I don't know what FUCKING thread we're using now thanks a lot you bloody idiots

>>53767588
Wait I'll make one just kidding

What if we all make one?

hehe...