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'State Atoms and molecules (are the two main divisions of matter). (Molecules) are formed by division (fission), union (fusion), and division-cum-union.' - Acharya Umaswami
Just keep this fucking thread alive please. No death just mercy bumps ;_;7
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood like Afro-Carib-Indians or whatever + gypsies
not invited: bullies, cancerposters, people who feel the need to spread negativity.
LOL. Caught my nephew watching porn. Told him to use incognito. Stupid cunt
Has anyone even read Nehru? Pretty interesting guy. His idealistic policies may have cost us territory, sovereignty, and dignity, but the guy truly wanted to create a modern, industrialised nation with scientific temper.
I moved to the US when I was about 12 so I think that makes me either 1st or 1.5 generation.
Yeah I heard it's weak but, really cheap so I guess that kinda evens it out
ah so this is why ou hide shit from parents etc?
>talk about bengali thinkers and artists and scientists
>all pakistani can bring to the debate is that they don't have bombs and they're ugly
god i really wonder about you "people"
Really wasn't. We just kept giving leeway to disruptive forces, kept ceding ground. Plus the failure of state-planned economy and incompetent bureaucracy exacerbated the issue.
People pin that down to to his idealism, but I think it was his misplaced sense of magnanimity and the itch to project himself as a truly global statesman. Boy, what a blunder it truly was.
>ah so this is why ou hide shit from parents etc?
I don't have much to hide other than some certain activities. It's nice to have liberal parents, even in Bangladesh
do you still speak with a pakistani-brit accent and see the world as though you're still in Mirpur?
>Plus the failure of state-planned economy and incompetent bureaucracy
yeah this is what i'm on about 2bh. Its a nice idea and i like the rational behind it, but seldom do such things work in practice and it held India quite far back as a result.
Fuck you're British yet you can't handle a few bants, what's wrong with you puddu
Also Pakistan does have its own intellectuals and scientists
Ever heard of Iqbal? AQ Khan? Faiz? Ahmed Faraz? No I guess you haven't. Now go and cook yourself more fish you little faggot.
India bros, is India getting better? Can you see improvement? What is the government doing, what needs to be done?
Not all Brit Pakis are from there but a ridiculous percentage are, so I'll let you have that one. I'm not though. One argument you hear a lot as a paki in the UK is how MPs bring our image down even further
True, they are either stunning or flat faced and ugly
NO QT NAGA GF TO CUDDLE UP TO. DURING WINTER
>100 years ago they would have been headhunters
>now they are asian hipsters on the streets of delhi
>they are little hill tribespeople from India
>for some reason they're aesthetically better looking than most chinese, koreans and japanese
everything about these NE completely ridiculous
Everyone should read this qt journo/anchor's book on Manipur 'Mother Where's My Country'
>hindu girl sits with her barefoot in the clasroom
>mfw i can't stop staring at her small beautiful feet
>Indian girls are worst tier women
>Indian men are retards who ruin it for the rest of us
>I LIKE BANGLADESHIS
aww I like you too.
Now please stop yelling
>yfw you realize Australians shit all over 4chan more than Indians do outside the loo
>aussies resorts to poo banters
this is pathetic m8
Well I have a bus to catch and my university is opening again. Time to say good bye to the NEET life, Won't post as much here in the future though
i live so far from north east, never seen beautiful chink girls
>dat off by one trips
That's a Bangladeshi actually [spoiler]though many of us are not to far from chinks but, that's another story for another time[/spoiler]
Has anyone here ever been clinically depressed? How does one even gather the courage to leave the house? Once I am out, I can deal with the world alright, but it's leaving the house part play cripples me to the point of contemplating suicide.
more like, too bad his family turned into a pseudo dictatorship of communist leaning retards that went so far as to deny India a seat on the UN Security Council and give it to China.
Would India have been better off separated into different states? I read somewhere that India was just a region made up by the British so that they could rule more effectively, and that diversity was why India had so much trouble developing.
I have no friends at all. And i dont care much for the opinion of my relatives. They will probably just bitch behind my back, anyway.
How long has this been like this? For me, it's been more than five years. I can't deny that I am in need of professional help.
Off topic: Is David Cameron emerging as the boldest leader of the free world? Here's to a good start.
India as a political state was made up by the British, as a region no, there have been several empires that went far in taking large parts all over India and other parts of the subcontinent.
As for being separate states, well I'd say it slowed down its development for a bit but, it's getting over it
What was the situation in India in before the British took over? Was it unified or separated into states? How come there hasn't ever been a common language? Pardon my barrage of questions I know close to nothing about India.
INDIAN WAS DIVIDED INTO MAN PRINCELY KINGDOMS.
THERE HAVE BEEN MANY EMPIRES IN INDIA.
THESE ARE JUST THE BIGGEST ONES. THERE HAVE BEEN MANY OTHER EMPIRES AND HUGE KINGDOMS
GO TO CLASS. I'LL POST QTS LATER. EVEN I GOTTA STUDY
How different were the princely kingdoms? Did they share the same culture or language? Did great Indian empires break down into separate countries or get succeeded by another dynasty like China?
ÄvarÄ«vaá¸¥ kuha kasya Åarmannambhaá¸¥ kimÄsÄ«d ghahanaá1 ghabhÄ«ram ||
Srishti se pehle sat nahin thaa, asat bhi nahin
Antariksh bhi nahin, aakaash bhee nahin thaa.
Chhipaa thaa kyaa, kahaan, kisne dhaka thaa?
Us pal to agam, atal jal bhi kahaan thaa.
Srishti kaa kaun hai kartaa?
Kartaa hai ya vikartaa?
Oonche aakash mein rahtaa.
Sadaaa adhyaksh banaa rahtaa.
Wohee sach much mein jaantaa..Yaa nahin bhi jaanataa
Hain kisi ko nahin pataa,
Nahin hai pataa, nahin hai pataa.
Following is the lyrics of the track that is played at the end of each episode. Again, the first stanza is in sanskrit and it fades as the hindi song begins.
Voh tha hiranya garbh srishti se pehle vidyamaan.
Vohi to saare bhoot jaatee ka swami mahaan.
jo hai astitvamaana dharti aasmaan dhaaran kar.
Aise kis devta ki upasana kare hum havi dekar?
Jis ke bal par tejomay hai ambar.
Prithvi hari bhari sthapit sthir.
Swarg aur sooraj bhi sthir.
Aise kis devta ki upasana kare hum havi dekar?
Garbh mein apne agni dhaaran kar paida kar,
Vyapa tha jal idhar udhar neeche upar,
Jagaa chuke vo ka ekameva pran bankar,
Aise kis devta ki upasana kare hum havi dekar?
Om ! Srishti nirmata swarg rachaiyta purvaj rakhsa kar.
Satya dharma palak atul jal niyamak raksha kar.
Phaili hain dishayen bahu jaisi uski sab mein sab par,
Aise hi devta ki upasana kare hum havi dekar,
Aise hi devta ki upasana kare hum havi dekar.
>tfw im 21
>tfw she's 30, but incredibly beauty
>mfw i'm only joking but she's actually being serious
>mfw tempted to just go along with it
>indians have a dessert called faLOOda.. "civilized" indians shit in their food instead of on the street
>the word POOja in hindi means worship, Indians literally worship POO
>Haripada is an indian name
>pad = fart in punjabi
>indians literally fart their names out
>indian marriages happen when an indian woman marries the leader of the first gang that raped her.... so romantic
>have a prolapsed anus on their flag
>smelly diaspora claim we wuz aryan kings but always run away from that shithole
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Reading the YouTube comment, people are saying it was in GTA liberty city stories
Gotta go back and play those PS2 GTAs now
Any other vidyas with desi references?
Feel free to post Vidya btw
It varies desu.
The food that's usually served here is much closer to Indian food though there are some types of food (such as Thakali) that is closer to Tibetan. Never seen it served outside of a restaurant though.
>all those Russians and Turks in the comments section
I was a HKV till I finished school. Decided to change that when I went to college. Had a few make out sessions and touched a few bases. But I lost my virginity when I was 22.
What do you mean chootiye "where do you meet chicks". India isn't a gender segregated shithole. I can tell you from experience and empirical evidence having lived both home and abroad that desis back home have a more active dating scene than they do the desis abroad.
Desi males abroad are literally at the bottom of the dating barrel. The competition you gacr is unreal. No such problem in India.
>THIS BASTERD SON OF BITCH IS FUCKING HOT CHICKS
The last time I had sex was over an year ago when I broke up with my girlfriend to whom I lost my virginity to. I've technically regained my virginity m8.
I've not cared about getting into a relationship or having sex for a long time now.
>i am too awkward around women and cant read body language
I was like that too. But I started ignoring women and they thought I was the strong silent type. Worked for me in the end.
Get ready for a massive cringe fest
People don't like the idea of pooing inside their home, they think it makes their home impure.
Whereas pooing in a field far from your home doesn't impurify your home.
Being very honest with you, as to why this happens.
pls dont bully
it says in a sastra or something to do this and for his reason.
I presume they don't shit in the part of the field where you walk through? idk
I think its an old habit and they don't want to change it.
Which state are you from? Do you stay there or are you in one of the major cities?
>don't have none
Not north eastern then.
>pls don't bully
FUCK YOU BHENCHOD. SO IT'S ONLY BULLYING WHEN DONE AGAINST THE MINORITY. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE HATE THAT HINDUS, BANIYAS AND BIHARIS GET.
FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARDS OR WHAT.
Not sure whether aalu is a staple with keema here. Many restaurants here don't make keema matar with aalu. Even when my dad makes it at home he doesn't use the aalus. The first time I had aalu with keema was at a friend's place and I really liked it.
Post pic when you're done making it.
>tfw I basically live there
Indian brain drain immigrant's dream
Where do you live? I guess there are regional variations with the inclusion of aloo in keema.
>tfw my cousin made me a weeks worth of Pav Bhaji
Many Mughal meat dishes have aloo in it. I once tried aloo gosht at my Pakistani friend's place. First time I ate aloo with mutton. But now whenever I make mutton or keema at home, I always put aloo in it.
Another dish I learnt from the same friend was keema pasta.
Pakis can cook, man. They cook some real good meat dishes. If you are a northie/Punjabi who likes non-veg, you cannot afford to miss paki punjabi cuisine.
>Indian brain drain immigrant's dream
I know bhai. 5-6 of my classmates are in SF.
>Where do you live?
Delhi. Although I don't usually order keema when I eat out.
She made bhaji. The pav is just bread.
Also eat that within a day or two, otherwise it'll go bad.
yes ofc she didn't make the bread, but the Bhaji is a specific Bhaji that goes with the meal you ignoramus.
>in two days
nah senpai, there is enough oil in that bad boy for it to last for a long while
>eating Mughal """"""2food""""""22
You know any place in Delhi which serves Paki cuisine (although don't know how much it differs from Mughal cuisine).
I know a few good eateries in Lajpat Nagar which are owned and run by Afghanis and they serve good Afghani food but no Paki eateries that I know of.
Dude just go to Jama Masjid in the evening. The whole area is the unofficial food-street of the town.
Plus it's so cheap. The only downside is the fact that there's no alcohol to wash down all that delish food.
>I'd expect keema dishes with aloo in them when going to Delhi because of the Mughal influence
As I said earlier I don't usually order keema when I eat out and my family is from Rajasthan so the way the food is cooked in our home is different.
And I remember ordering keema at Karim's (https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karim%27s) when I went there a few weeks back and even they didn't have aalu in them.
wew i remember my aunties doing this
yeah mostly, meat after that point is just cholesterol and one of my familial inheritances is a heart attack so i gotta be careful.
Also I don't like being responsible for the deaths of animals. I mean I'll still eat things with onion garlic
could be worse, you could be a half-nogger (negroid, see the children of that woman who married seal) or half-chink (mongoloid, see eliot). you're basically just 2 different caucasoid races mixed. worse things have occurred.
Never really cared what people think about me to be honest, that's how cucks think. Certainly don't care about some guy whose sister is currently getting fisted by a Syrian on the streets, thinks about me.
I'm a British citizen, end of story.
He thinks he is better than a Syrian.
A society is made of the opinions of many people. If these people regard you negative you are the bottom this society. Sounds Bad. Your britishness/acceptance by people is determined by a society, therefore their opinion.
A piece of paper won't change anything.
not gonna lie you sound pathetic, that paki living in the uk probably does more for the uk and actually probably made something of himself whereas you're a bitter butthurt neet whose only satisfaction comes from deriding people on a chinese cartoon imageboard
why are iranians always so asspained on the internet? i have literally never seen a single happy iranian on the internet, or even irl for that matter (and i'm related to a few through marriage), their default temperament is depressed and annoyed
It comes from a contradiction in their culture and history.
They see themselves as master race, but they got invaded by Arab muzzles, and were forcibly converted to Islam 'arabizing' them. Later on they aligned themselves with Shia Islam under some great Shah, and then made up stories about how Muhammad married some long lost Persian princess, which gave them some kind of blood relations to the Arab Bedouin tribes. But also gave them some room to Persianize the religion and make it their own with less influence from Arabs.
Not to mention all their great kingdoms were pre-Islam and Zoroastrian, and was eventually broken by the Arabs (And then the Arabs were broken by the Mughal Turks). You can see this asspain as well with the Arabs doing their best to pretend the Ottomans never happened and replacing all their old influence and architecture in Mecca and Medina.
I think it's just that they're getting btfo by the people who they used to look down on. Us Pakis have some sort of theocratic laws but we can chill and have fun and not be eternally-asshurt fuckwits.
>tfw late to the party
Fuckin hell m80s.
>All this butthurt from brown self hating people
>can't take the truth
>don't belong to Europe
>speculate that I'm a dirty shitskin too
>"G-Germans aren't like that r-right?"
That's why I am posting here insecure people who amuse us
And Germans are definetly like that.
>>All this butthurt from brown self hating people
>people having fun, discussing their shared cultural backgrounds
>suddenly a wild merkel appears
>"you smelly shitskins hahaha you're so butthurt, germans can be racist too haha"
you're so unwanted that even your own internet people rejected you lol
not IRL people, internet people
you can't talk about not belonging when you don't even find acceptance in your own internet tribe, which is themselves made of unwanted people (i.e. 4chan)
IOW, you're the unwanted of the unwanteds of the unwanteds
m8 i called it selective
>medical or law related
interestingly enough, its a combination of both. I work in pharmaceutical law for intellectual property litigation. Really boring shit tbqh
Fuck, why did I put in expensive over selective?
Damn, I need to get some more sleep.
Anyway, that sounds like you make a decent salary at least. I was originally studying pre-med and go for something like pathology but, I decided to go for a public health track and hopefully go for epidemiology.
Meh, I like the work. Reading about it was really interesting to me. And if I still wanted to study medicine I'll just study and do it in Bangladesh. My dad was roomates with the director of Dhaka Medical College