Ask a Mexican anything

Donde esta la mota?

>>53760044
CON el chapo

>>53760022
Por que son tan cucks? Que les paso?

>>53760022
donde esta el mayo zambada?
a donde se fue caro quintero?

>>53760068
how can i get it from him?

>>53760064
and that means that I can move on to Japan? the answer is SI senor Japones.

>>53760022
I want to travel to progress, Yucatan Mexico but know little Spanish. Am I fucked?

>>53760072
el vejete caro quintero debe estar muerto y el otro no se, no soy steve murphy o javier pena.

>>53760072
>caro quintero

Han pasado 2 años y aun no puedo creer lo que hicieron.

>>53760097
No, you will be fine, just watch dora la exploradora before coming there.

>>53760148
karo es mayor y merece estar en el asilo de ancianos dijo que esta arrepentido

Hello, friend.

Could you please compare and contrast the Mexicans that frequent /lat/ to the Mexicans who frequent /cum/?

>>53760288
autism in spanish

autism in english

>>53760298
this.

>>53760163
kek, le hubieran reventado el craneo como a Pablo Escobar

>>53760064
Proxy faggot.

>>53760319
Spic faggot.

>>53760022
Why arent you killing some cartel members right now?

>>53760022
How far en Mexico puedo ir con solamente un poco espanol. Yo puedo leer un libro para ninos, no muy mucho.
Would yo muero?

i love you mexico

>>53760376
because our emperor pena nieto won. He captured twice el shorty guzman.

>>53760390
Very far my friend.

Puedes viajar por todo el territorio mejicano porque casi toda la poblacion de Mejico esta compuesta de CHICANITOS deportados en los ultimos años JAJAJAJAJAAaaaajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>53760424
i love south Korea, but I cant stand NK and their h BOMB

>>53760390
only to Tijuana.

>>53760428
te falto el podes sudaca

Why aren't you mowing my lawn

>>53760390
You can go anywhere in the world just speaking english , you will find people who can speak it in any place you go.

>>53760022
How do I keep my tacos from falling over?

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>>53760515
because I am not from Oaxaca. I go to US to shopping only jammal

>>53760467
Solamente muero en tijuana o yo could solamente ir a tijuana con mi espanol?

Que pasa Cabo san lucas? O puerto vallarta?

>>53760428
chicano

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>>53760539
its a mystery. I dirt my t shirt with salsa all time.

>>53760536
True. I survived in Italy and France only knowing English.
But, well, got to watch your back a little more in mexi-land. I feel like only knowing English and being alone could put a target on my back as easy prey.

>>53760539
Stop buying those fake tacos made by asían hands , if you want a awesome taco it has to be prepared by a mexican desu.

>>53760543
You'll be fine if you go to Cabo or Puerto Vallarta

>>53760543
con tu castellano, solo a Tijuana y a Juarez.

>>53760540
this image.. jesus christ. back in the early net days. to this day I wonder who this man is,

anyway, what do you think about your country as a whole? do you place it above or beneath South American countries?

>>53760022
Do you guys really sit around beaches drinking tequila all day? That's basically all I want in life

>>53760022
Are Burritos and Tacos really as good as everyone says?

>>53760579
Nah man stop watching so much donald trump shit, you will be fine of course my country has problems no question, but i see people speaking only english on the down town of my city on the daily bases and they are just fine .

>>53760619
above. we have argies and south americans working as a waiters here. brazilians live in dirty favelas.

>>53760646
only burritos from Juarez, and tacos from Sonora and Mexico city.

>>53760623
the majority of mexicans do. fiesta and work all the time

>>53760685
Tacos are delicious in the entire country Juan.

>>53760726
but Mexico city tacos are superior than the rest, for me.

Tapatío is vastly superior to any hot sauce sold in México.

>>53760753
I thought chilangos don't put cheese on their quesadillas or tacos

>>53760778
habanero

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>>53760753
DF tacos are pretty good, but LA tacos are best

> pic related, its me and my Guisados

>>53760022
These are the best mexican cities.

Cd. De México.
León gto.
Querétaro.
Guadalajara.
Puebla.

Monterrey is a boring shithole no matter what anyone say.

>>53760801
they do

>>53760666
good lad. nice to know our brothers down south have a feeling of superiority.

also does Satan sponsor you cause I checked those trips

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>>53760808
I got Yucatan here in LA, paco, no need.

>>53760666
Nice trips Satan. Brazilians confirmed for filthy animals.

>>53760838
yes, every country has its mexicans. our mexicans are central and south americans. Spains mexicans are portugal.

>>53760826
how about Juarez and ecatepec de morelos?

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>>53760826
>Monterrey is a boring shithole

>>53760022
What do you think of gringos?

>>53760997
Well i have been there and its boring and hot as fuck .

>>53761092
better to say "I was there but I did not meet all the city"

>>53760022
Quien prefieres que gobierne peña nieto o AMLO?
En caso de que ninguno el presidente en funciones sería werewertumorro :)

>>53761231
Por cierto, os disteis cuenta que werevertumorro en castellano sería "dondequieramañana" jajaja suena chistoso

>>53761231
>Quien prefieres que gobierne peña nieto o AMLO

Peña nieto pero solo porque AMLO es un lunático de mierda

>>53761314
>being this naive...

Amlo should be our president sinse a long time ago Juan dont let the media wach your brain pls .

>>53761008
Really well educated to be very truthful
Well the ones i met

I don't know why there's uneducated ones in japan and in europe, I keep hearing this from other threads and opinions from euros

>>53761385
Bueno yo pienso diferente, pero eres libre de tener tus ideas amigo

>>53761385
https://youtu.be/up3c8WOap4A
Pero es que amlo parece más retarded que peña xD tarda 5 segundos en buscar palabras para articular una oración... Peña al menos habla medianamente fluido...

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How do we fix America?

>>53761510
Donald Trump knows that :) hahaha

>>53761461
Speaking of dumb presidents how is Rajoy doing?? :3

>>53761543
Rajoy no es tonto, sólo nos hace reír jajaja

https://youtu.be/tD7QOoRePhM