20 years ive been on this planet and I havent even felt the sweet embrace of a girl yet.
Probably going to die a kissless handholdless virgin lads.
>lads the 36 year old woman blocked me
>26 pictures was enough i guess
“America is the land of opportunity,” “There is only one race, the human race” and “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” are among a long list of alleged microaggressions faculty leaders of the University of California system have been instructed not to say.
These so-called microaggressions – considered examples of subconscious racism – were presented at faculty leader training sessions held throughout the 2014-15 school year at nine of the 10 UC campuses. The sessions, an initiative of UC President Janet Napolitano, aim to teach how to avoid offending students and peers, as well as how to hire a more diverse faculty.
>Lads GoT hype in about 3 months
>finally going to see maisies tits tbqh lads
in the place of what was once banter and piss taking yes they add nothing and actually detract from the thread but i guess its just so much fun to green text a post alongside a fedora
how is “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” a microaggression? it literally acknowledges that they'd hire a fucking furry otherkin trannie if they were the best at what they do.
this world man, smdh
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.
Wow. Honestly can't believe it's your first, that's really good actually.
haha wow. honestly... very very good.
*holds chin and looks into the distance*
No, no... very very good indeed. Yeah.
>Still up at 1AM
Obviously got a bit too much blue light blasted into your eyeballs today didn't you ahahaha
>Does Yotsuba filter out more blue light than Yotsuba B?
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>took 5mg melatonin last night, first time in months and it really KO'D me combined with some etizolam and whisky
It's 2016 and just about anybody's first port of call for anything is the group chat. A sacred thread of messages where you and your mates live to create banter to get you through the day.
Girlfriends just don't understand. Often they'll quip "what's so funny?", but she can't see. It's for your eyes only. Never mind any of this "even when I'm with you, you still speak to your mates more" shit. I need my mates.
But we all know what goes on in the group chat. It's near enough universal, and it's all down to the basic characters that can be found in any chat. It starts with the plan maker - he started the group and when you're in dire need of a lads night, he's on hand to orchestrate the proceedings. He hasn't got time for any maybes, or 'I'm seeing the Mrs', he's determined to get everyone out and having a good time.
Trying his best to wind up the plan maker is the main source of banter, the jester. His responses to the plan maker don't matter, you know he's going to be out. But for his own entertainment he messes about by declaring all the ideas for the night are terrible and sends ill timed pictures - a clear cut wind up merchant. On his side are the impartial ones - usually in their twos, they tend to go with the trend and join in with whatever the chosen topic of banter is. Ever reliable, sometimes easily lead, but will most likely be appearing on a night out.
>Secret files exposing evidence of widespread suspected match fixing at the top level of world tennis, including at Wimbledon, can be revealed by the BBC and BuzzFeed News.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FIXED
suicide attempt rates are near equal. it's just men choose violent ways to die because they want to ensure death. women want to preserve their bodies in a whole and beautiful manner so often go for things like overdoses etc.
Been messaged by a qt half-black half-slope med student on OkCupid who is a 93% match.
>female attempts aren't real attempts, they are cries for help
i've tried it a couple of times without really looking into it and like an idiot got distracted during it within 5 minutes and gave up
wheres a good place to learn how to do it properly?
>It was my gimmick about two years ago to shill etizolam
why do you do this, don't you feel dirty? Just look at this cute face
>Just read some Asian philosohy books or audiobooks and you'll develop an interest for it
>mfw i've literally been in bed with a girl and done nothing
>Fedora posting is dead. You plebeians that refuse to let it go are honestly just embarssing
>Fedora posting is dead. You plebeians that refuse to let it go are honestly just embarssing
I honestly can't remember how I learned to do it, I downloaded some PDFs and watched YouTube vids.
The main thing you need to do is get the breathing technique down and sit correctly, then the rest is just down to you persevering and trying not to get distracted.
do you think this image could be used as a fedora, even though there is no fedora?
Agreed. There isn't anything that you can do with it that hasn't already been done. Reddit posting is an interesting derivative though
I've legit lost count now but I'm still a kissless virgin
should've been drunk that day 2bh
went a bit weird, i asked a girl i knew if i could sleep at hers after seeing a gig in her city because i couldn't get home
the she showed me her bed and walked off doing something i'm not sure what and got into bed with me
barely even knew her 2bh
don't think i could have fucked that up any more
look im no expert on fedora posting, but i think that people would understand what you mean. that man is associated with fedoras, even if he doesnt have a fedora in that image it will still invoke the same emotions as a traditional fedora image.
Does anyone here have attractive female friends that they would never try to shag?
I really do like them as people and value their friendship desu and they find me funny and think of me like a brother and I think of them like sisters.
I haven't even wanked over them.
now a few years later i've been posting cara day in day out out of boredom lmao what a life
Alright lads heres something to do.
Go to a random board on 4chan browse it for ten minutes and bring back a photo/meme you liked.
Here's one from /out/
Just finished Peep Show lads and I will never see a new episode ever again
>film set in the future
>white people still exist
>tfw they'll bring it back for some one-off special when they're in their 50s and it will be shit and depressing and just remind you of when you were young and how long ago it was
been watching peep show since I was like 15 and even though they're both older than me I feel like I can relate to their lives.
>confirmed never done any drugs
of course you are
it doesn't strip away your personality, it just affects the way you perceive things, i.e. visually (colours and sparkles) or mentally (affecting judgement)
I take that back. I once took a huge dose of diphenhydramine and hallucinated an entire conversation with my brother and his gf that I didn't know wasn't real until my brother told me
Is it even possible to stump him? I'm beginning to have my doubts.
i made another meme in collaboration with >>53752606
>He thinks all lectures are in the morning
Deliriants are fucked up.
Literally Jacobs Ladder: The Drug.
Spent my entire trip on dph running away from giant mechanical spiders that had corpses in their webs.
Doesn't mean he think he could fly. Had a bad trip and killed himself to end it.
thing I have a really shit ego desu
>always been happy with my cock
>never been Ron Jeremy but I always liked the way it looked
>girl I fucked said it's nice but she's had bigger (when I'm not interested I just ask questions I know girls don't like)
>Now my cock looks tiny in my eyes
I can't tell if it's actually shrunk or if her comment has somehow affected me biologically.
would wipe the floor with you (me on the right)
What animes are you currently watching lads?
Currently watching pic related and thoroughly enjoying it so far.
>that was a clever comment don't fedora it you absolute runt
Bloody love Stephen Fry.
There's nothing more quintessentially British than a condescending homosexual atheist who talks about obscure things such as Peruvian bears whilst Americans fawn over you as if you're some sort of God because you talk funny.
>Bloody love Stephen Fry.
>There's nothing more quintessentially British than a condescending homosexual atheist who talks about obscure things such as Peruvian bears whilst Americans fawn over you as if you're some sort of God because you talk funny.
>There's nothing more quintessentially British than a condescending homosexual atheist who talks about obscure things such as Peruvian bears
>I have never felt euphoria in my life like smoking a bong of 5-meo-dalt
>ffs lads forgot to delete the quote in my fedora post and absolutely ruined it
Smoking it is the only effective way. Literally only need 10mg. I used to roll joints and sprinkle some in.
Only lasts 30minutes smoking it though but it's like taking MDMA for the first time the feeling it gives you
>>ffs lads forgot to delete the quote in my fedora post and absolutely ruined it
Lads was listening to this on the bus on the way home and some posh twats called me a dense cunt and told me to neck myself. Are all posh twats like this? I wouldn't mind a qt posh gf but they seem to be quite the uptight cunts.
>karen from k-on
is this, dare i say it, the birth of an epic new gimmick?