I get it that our language sounds pretty gay But why is it that

GAYNESS
i like French, it sounds just sexy not gay.

>>53730962
That's cuz you're gay

>>53730829
Not really. It sounds like an Italian has a severe cold.

>>53730962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WshPlXKfm

>>53730829
When qt grills speak French it's hot as fuck. When men speak French it's disgusting.

>take French class
>told you have to put on a gay accent to speak it properly
Trying to enunciate a foreign language properly always leads to exaggerated accents my friend.

>>53733399
Wow, really ?

>>53733399
>>told you have to put on a gay accent to speak it properly

I'm offensed

>>53730829
Nah French sounds pretty good , it's not gay. Don't mind the cultureless americans

Any tips from you natives on how to speak it without sounding gay, then?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lsVDlqng8C

French people sound gay speaking English because they hit the consonants too weakly and their vowels are off.
Just like whenever anyone tries to speak a different language. We sound like poofters in some and manly in others.

I'm trying to learn your faggy language, any tips on not sounding gay?

The only French I know is "Mort gauchistes"

Thanks /pol/

>>53734778
rude pêh

>>53730829
When a woman speaks French, that make herself sound like erotic .
But when a man speak French, so gay.

>>53734859
Which isn't even correct tb.h
Congrats /pol/

>>53735011
Yea, we know, we know, you always say the same thing

>>53735078

/pol/ isn't known for their intelligence.

>>53735011
The same with Japs, pêh, pal

>>53735139
It's "mort aux gauchistes" (death to the leftists)
Otherwise what you wrote is "death leftists"

>>53734868
Just kidding dude, don't take it seriously.
But any tips? I'm really struggling.

Do Maghrebis sound less gay than white Frenchmen?

French sounds sexy in addition to gay.

Like English, but with a mouth full of yogurt.

>>53730829
Because you're forced to speak it properly. When you speak any language too properly, you end up sounding like a pretentious flamboyant faggot

>>53733311
You're just insecure bro, cmre lemme suck you are cock.

>>53735011
Japanese women tend to learn your language, but I've never seen a Japanese guy learn French at least around me. T.b.h, Our women still be obsessed in British and French stuff even through both is a new Islamic country.

>>53734473

top kek

>>53735233
It depends
But most of the time they talk like shit so...
It doesn't sound gay, but it sounds gross

>>53733825
offensé = offended*

>>53735169
Gay sound is better than chingchong sound.

>>53735403
M'yea, but that's not cool, pêh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9uhl4930o
A germa n guy raping in french. How does it sounds ?

>>53735402
I know that, just a typo
I just woke up tb.h

>>53734555
English speakers don't sound gay when trying to speak French, but they do sound legit retarded though

>>53734086
Don't over-pronunce the 'r' sound, common mistake for anglos

>>53735675
I'd say don't overpronounce consonants in general.

>>53734859
Should be either "meurt gauchiste" (die leftist)
or mort aux gauchistes (death to leftists)

>>53735675
How do you pronounce "vert'? Isn't it just ver?

>>53736147
yeah the t is silent

>>53735512
>rap
Sound like shit, as usual with "rap"

>>53736147
Like you'd pronounce verre, ver, vers and vair

>>53730829

I tried learning French, but it all sounds like one mumbled sentence to me. I gave up and picked up some German instead.

>>53736147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xWXU9DfKYw
Pronounced like this to be frank

>>53730829
tbf english sounds more gay than french

>>53736288
I'm having trouble with that. If you gave me a written passage I could probably decipher 7 of every 10 words, but if I had to listen to it I'd probably get 3/10

>>53736015
meurs*

>>53736419
That's my problem too. I can read it okay but it's so hard for me to understand the speaking.

>>53736419


Romance languages confuse me overall because they structure their sentences backwards compared to Germanic ones. So I'd always screw up the order of the words because I instinctively would structure the sentences how I would in English.

>>53736384
>tbf
I like this tbf

>>53736703
this tbfrankish

>>53736572
>I want to eat an apple
>Je veux manger une pomme
>Ich möchte einen Apfel essen
You have romance structure, don't be mad

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>Pour être franc

Les Mérovingiens approuvent

>>53736572
It's not that difficult 2bh

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>>53736825
>Ik wil een appel eten
>Quiero comer una manzana
>yfw Anglocucks are more romance than germanic

>>53736916

It isn't so much as it is hard to understand the concept, it is just a habbit that I'd have to really work at to break.

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>french people can only count to 60
>afterwards they use arbitrary math formulas

>>53736935
Ce serait pas "quiero comer a une manzana" ? J'me rappelle plus exactement mais je me faisais toujours avoir avec ce "a" de partout en espagnol

French makes our arabic dialect gayer but much better and less aggressive :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MqOn4zUaDg&index=58&list=PLvZ70NrxiF59YqzPvyqZYxTaz5y8lgte-

>>53736935

It is still doesn't fall under that family of languages though.

We should just go back to Middle English.

>>53737032
>une manzana
>une

wrong language, francois

>>53737032
Tu met le "a" quand tu te réfère à une personne.
>>53737016
That's why we have more Fields medals per capita than pretty much anyone else.

>>53737016
Foreigners are the only one seeing it as illogical

Since it's our native language when saying like "84" we don't think of "Quatre-vingt-quatre" like "four + twenty + four", we just know it means 84

>>53737002
I never had problems with English or Italian syntax
Maybe because Hungarian word order is so different that it's literally impossible to confuse it with those two

>>53737147
>fourscore and four

>>53731101
pd

>>53737180

Possible, the message still gets across, I just sound like a retard.

>>53736288
Yeah, I have this problem, too. I can read French pretty well, but it sounds all the same to me. Dunno why considering I don't have these problems with other languages I'm learning.

The only French that I know is, "sacre bleu."

>>53737147
What I like is that from 1 to 13, they're all only 1 syllable numbers in french, 100 and 1000 are also just one syllable.
Then you see english speaking can't even talk about thousands and have to shorten it down to "twenty-sixteen" or else it's too long to pronounce

>>53737034
>tfw

>>53736825
>french "linguists"
Apparently Norwegian has Romance structure too.

>>53737094
Sorry I have trouble using inferior languages

>>53737146
Gracias

>>53730829
People apply stereotypes they associate to certain nationality to their language, and the other way around, thus finding a shallow justification to their stereotype.

For instance, German is harsh and authoritarian because the German people are cold and harsh; Germans are this way because of their language.

>>53737371
Too bad nobody uses that line unironically since 200 years

>>53737371
You mean "Jacques Rebur", the famous French Comedian ?

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>>53737576
Spanish>French

>>53737588
So you are gay because your language is gay?

>>53737588
Nothing about the Swedish language sounds homosexual to me, but I still think that they're a bunch of SJW faggots. Your theory doesn't really seem to hold up to me.

>>53737371
Too late
Now if want to sound modern you need to use "Palsambleu"

>>53737733
"sacre bleu" still works just fine for communicative purposes in my local community of non-french speakers

>>53737672
>Appearant tattoos allowed in the military
Lol, what's this, gangster regiment?

>>53737813
Also since it triggers my autism, it's sacrebleu in a single word, not two

>>53737703
Swedish accent sounds gay
first svenska klippen I found on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDLZzhBRGg

>>53737905
Doesn't sound really gay...
Maybecoz I'm a Frenchfag, so I can't really know... :DDD

>>53737698
And my language is gay because I appear gay to you. IThat's a common stereotype about French people, it ranges from very effeminate to plain gay.

>>53737703
Swedish stereotypes are not as common as those regarding the French. You've probably heard lots of things about the French since you'r a kid, but not as much about the Swedes, and the fact that you consider them a bunch of SJW probably comes only from what you've seen on /int/.

Someone like a Finn, with much more exposure to Swedish and the Swedes, would have specific stereotypes about them.

>>53730829
French is fine so long as the accent isn't too strong.

Spanish sounds more homosexual than French since they have a lisp

>>53738034
Over here, our stereotypes about French people are generally about you're not showering/bathing, not shaving, being pessimistic about life, always going on strikes and being cowards.

But we also see you as great cooks and as swingers, who always have several love affairs.

>>53737837
Almost: Homo regiment

>>53737147
Really? I thought about learing french but this kills it for me.

Esqevu componi longle

>>53738511
spanish sounds manly af what are you talking about?
they just need to do their little rrrrrr tongue-drumroll over here and girls go unconscious.

>>53736825
>>53736935
>I will kill you ( English structure)
>Te voy a matar (Romance structure)

>>53740021
What you thought about learning French but you don't want anymore because our numbers are weird ?

>>53730829
I'm not good with Romance languages.

>>53740021
>>53740404

And yeah it's real let's take the number 95 for instance, it's written "quatre-vingt-quinze" which is literaly "four-twenty-fifteen" (4 x 20 + 15)

Question for non-francophones: how does Quebec French sound to your ears, especially compared to standard French?

Do you hear a clear difference or does it all sound the same to you?

In case you've never heard Quebec French, here's some random samples:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_hcxGAgHM (formal speech)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0horEXBfrA0 (semi formal, semi colloquial)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1jcAchNB0o (colloquial)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhbrR4-Z5fw (extremely colloquial, downright redneck)

>>53740404
>>53740551
Yep. French is officially a fucked language. Might as well just went with a hexadecimal system.

>>53730829
I dont know man ...

You gotta chose between french or Germán so the desicion isnt easy, they both sound weird as fuck but i like french a little better.

How do you feel when French costume dramas(movies) are played in English like les miserables and moulin rouge??

>>53741171
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhbrR4-Z5fw

Putain je comprends 3/5 de ce qu'ils disent

But I like French, if I wasn't learning German I would be with French

>>53741265
We told you we were special snowflakes f.am

>>53741171
There's a huuuge difference
Words we haven't used for 300 years, different prononciation and weird accentuations, a lot of English words

>>53738512
>being cowards

Reeeee

>>53730829
because people start to try to copy its accents at first.